When the wench is asunder, the viceroy is larfing and you can't hoist the petard everyone knows it's a bad time to be on a boat. And in tonight's FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND will explain just why that is with hair-raising tales of misadventures in the Seven Seas, some borne out of bitter first-hand experience. So gaff over to the fo'c'sle and listen in as Commodore Karen Carpenter, Bob "Sea Wolf" Marc and Dr. "Spinnaker" Fiasco play a sea shanty or two and tell you why next time you have a bad day at work you should just say to yourself "well, at least I am not on a %$&* boat".

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Abaft the periwinkle and screed the bobcat, matey!


Chatroom History
March 13, 2013 10:00pm - 1:30am

Wine: They're made of meat. (10:18pm)
House: We all in ME! (10:22pm)
House: The Entire Navy (10:32pm)
House: don't be making fun of (10:32pm)
House: afire (10:32pm)
SXSW: Leave us alone. (10:33pm)
SXSW: Please. (10:33pm)
Jesus: Go (come) back to ME. (10:33pm)
vj pussycat: I've been to SXSW. I used to live in Austin (10:33pm)
Jesus: Did you go and eat the pancakes in the Capitol? (10:34pm)
Dead Metal Guy: N,sorry....I'm not jamming. (10:35pm)
vj pussycat: Not that I remember but I did go there in the middle of the night cuz you could (10:35pm)
vj pussycat: I love minutemen and iron maiden (10:39pm)
Dead Metal Guy: Not San Paulo Minn? (10:44pm)
Fire : More stories about me!!!! (10:55pm)
Fire : is out....never mind. (10:55pm)
Aslan: Enjoying the show (11:08pm)
Dr. Fiasco: So, what should we talk about next (11:14pm)
Fire : Indian (11:17pm)
Fire : busted (11:17pm)
vj pussycat: let's talk about midgets (11:18pm)
vj pussycat: dwarf or midget? take a poll. (11:18pm)
Little Peeple: GO! (11:19pm)
vj pussycat: midget (11:20pm)
Aslan: Talk about radio Valencia (11:26pm)
Annual Doosh: Once a year for your health (11:29pm)
Aslan: How about your perspective on Brin a collective ? (11:31pm)
vj pussycat: do you know what krokodil is? (11:31pm)
vj pussycat: yea i just found out about it (11:35pm)
vj pussycat: that's a roofie (11:36pm)
vj pussycat: thank you doctor (11:37pm)
Anything: Do Me. (11:38pm)
vj pussycat: greg kihn (11:41pm)
Aslan: Roomy too tone ? (11:41pm)
vj pussycat: 8675309 (11:43pm)
vj pussycat: oh sorry (11:43pm)
Karen Carpenter: this show is a history lecture (11:43pm)
Anything: and someone's gonna fail the quiz! (11:44pm)
vj pussycat: greg kihn did the uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh song (11:45pm)
....eh: just like any SEAL night (11:48pm)
....eh: used to dive in Apra Harbor, battle lanterns and nurse, tiger and hammerhead..... (11:50pm)
ADD Generation: No. We Hate You. (11:56pm)
ADD Generation: Old guys are on toooo long (11:56pm)
Brandy: what happened my fine song?!!! (11:57pm)
Karen Carpenter: I know! (11:57pm)
Dr. Fiasco: Up the Irons! (11:57pm)
vj pussycat: this rocks (11:59pm)