Our very own mechanical wonder, superpowered by a library rivaling that of old Alexandria, keeping the DJ seat warm and welcome while its masters slumber. It’s not human… but at least it has good taste.
Array ( [upcoming_shows] => Array ( [generation_time] => 2011-11-23T08:30:52+00:00 [upcoming-0] => Array ( [show_name] => Robo DJ [show_description] =>Our very own mechanical wonder, superpowered by a library rivaling that of old Alexandria, keeping the DJ seat warm and welcome while its masters slumber. It’s not human… but at least it has good taste.
[show_id] => 31 [song_name] => Dynamix - Machine Planet [song_author] => [song_album] => [time_description] => [time_description_short] => on the air ) [upcoming-1] => Array ( [show_name] => Bunnywhiskers [show_description] =>Dusty old soundtracks, noise, experimental, bollywood hits.
[show_id] => 12 [time_description] => Wednesdays 10am-noon [time_description_short] => 10am-12pm [link] => http://www.radiovalencia.fm/bunnywhiskers/ ) [upcoming-2] => Array ( [show_name] => Livin the Life [show_description] =>The dopest underground Hip Hop show on the air! Livin the Life is a TRUE skool Hip HOP radio show hosted by Native Sun. A radio show that is never faken! Learn the lessons, don’t get caught slippin, know the system.
[show_id] => 65 [time_description] => Wednesdays noon-2pm [time_description_short] => 12-2pm [link] => http://www.radiovalencia.fm/livinthelife/ ) [upcoming-3] => Array ( [show_name] => Human Paces [show_description] =>Mad Marj an eclectic radio show with music ranging from soul, funk, electronic, folk, rock or whatever may create a soundtrack for this Urban Life.
[show_id] => 67 [time_description] => Wednesdays 2-4pm [time_description_short] => 2-4pm ) [upcoming-4] => Array ( [show_name] => Radio Unpronounceable [show_description] =>Every week your hosts Leftenant Radio and Grand Mufti Unpronounceable find it necessary to purge ourselves of toxic syllables, noisome foreign names, and exotic ”music” from across the sea.
[show_id] => 46 [time_description] => Wednesdays 4-6pm [time_description_short] => 4-6pm [link] => http://www.radiovalencia.fm/unpronounceable/ ) [upcoming-5] => Array ( [show_name] => Drinks with Tony [show_description] =>Tony DuShane interviews writers, musicians, film people and more. Also, lots of music and embarrassing confessions.
[show_id] => 15 [time_description] => Wednesdays 6-8pm [time_description_short] => 6-8pm ) [upcoming-6] => Array ( [show_name] => Dante's Hot Tub [show_description] =>A fun-loving freeform festival of the finest fecundity. Our fertility of sound shall reproduce on your ear drums a full banjo orchestra, forgotten disco records, AM Gold, Portuguese garage rock, 50s gospel, Jamaican mento, mash-ups, and other phonoanomalies from the corners of the sonority spectrum. And, your calls!
[show_id] => 16 [time_description] => Wednesdays 8-10pm [time_description_short] => 8-10pm [link] => http://www.radiovalencia.fm/danteshottub/ ) [upcoming-7] => Array ( [show_name] => Nose Hair Lint Gland [show_description] =>Immediately following the FINAL BROADCAST of
GLANDULA CAPILLIS NASO LINTEUM,
Radio Valencia’s Idiot Program Manager, John Hell, fired the hosts of all radio shows EXCEPT ours! Ranting and screaming like a character right out of Glen Gerry Glen Ross, John Hell declared that no program closes better, and Karen Carpenter and Dr. Fiasco are getting the year end bonus, the steak knives and the new Cadillac, while everyone else gets a pink slip. Radio Valencia, now with 166 hours to fill, will convert to an All Sports (mostly curling and cheerleaders competitions) and 2 hours of sublime whimsy Wednesday from 10pm to midnight. So, without further dada:
John Hell proudly presents the FINAL BROADCAST of
GLÁNDULA DE HILOS DE LOS CABELLOS DEL NARIZ
It’s not NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND!!
starring Karen Carpenter and the Dr. Fiasco !
[show_id] => 6 [time_description] => Wednesdays 10pm-midnight [time_description_short] => 10pm-12am ) ) )
Recent Posts
Dispatch from Australia in the year in the time of our Ecstasy w/ ...
October 13, 2019, 2:48 am
– DJ Paulitics
Listen to this radio program… It’s probably one of the best ones I’ve ever done…. If I can’t cure cancer and solve Middle East Peace, I’ll offer this…..Sydney’s 7-11 franchise […]
To Impeach or Not to Impeach? That is the Question. W/ DJ Pauliti ...
September 25, 2019, 7:37 pm
– DJ Paulitics
Never accept a ride from the airport from members of the old 70’s funk band Parliament….. the cadillac is full of dead cockroaches… and even worse…. some of them were […]
Whistleblowers in the Siege of Tasmania w/ DJ Paulitics on your A ...
September 19, 2019, 7:41 pm
– DJ Paulitics
From crunching particles on racing thoughts and grinding out by connecting the dots, just chat it out with your special Bollywood platinum host, DJ Paultics and his cohorts of truth […]
Argentinian Dreams in the September of our Ambition w/ Pauliitcs ...
September 6, 2019, 4:22 am
– DJ Paulitics
We’re going through the whole spectrum of Argentinian music… from Milongra to Folklorico to Tango to Rock Nacional to Reggae to Cumbia Villera…. We also have the latest and greatest […]
Understanding Biblical China w/ DJ Paulitics on your Audio Atlas!
August 30, 2019, 3:26 am
– DJ Paulitics
To all original Finger Smith’s upon indoctrination, I present to you the back-wind of riddim future and groove past….. So that we can only look at each other non-strangely and […]
The Paradise of Bow-Tie Pasta W/ DJ Paulitics on your Audio Atlas ...
August 23, 2019, 3:13 am
– DJ Paulitics
Trying to bring you the magic I felt as a kid listening to music from all over the world alone in my bedroom with a world atlas… I was raised […]
Topical and Tropical Music in the face of Violence w/ Paulitics o ...
August 9, 2019, 3:16 am
– DJ Paulitics
I would go around every so often telling people of the accuracy of what is thought to be right…. i know that we’d sit around on a hot summer day […]
Rise of the Sand Dollars w/ DJ Paulitics on your Audio Atlas!
August 2, 2019, 2:46 am
– DJ Paulitics
Isn’t it nonsensical to be watching a film for the first time and then, midway through, declare that you’ve already seen the best part of the movie?…. The same could […]
Storm Area 51 with your app! with DJ Paulitics on your Audio Atla ...
July 21, 2019, 2:45 am
– DJ Paulitics
So many have tried the love we had before….. then why go on like dirt when you can be clean like a whistle weighing the right amount of pounds in […]
Musique du Reunion! Tonight on Audio Atlas w/ Paulitics!
July 16, 2019, 8:15 pm
– DJ Paulitics
Tune into Audio Atlas Sound-system with DJ Paulitics aka Mogadishu Mike aka Riot Gringo tonight from 10pm-12am on radiovalencia.fm or on your tune-in app… La Reunion is a French Territory in the […]