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Just Kale
November 1, 2013 10:00pm
In a show that briefly mentioned super-vegetable kale, Dr. Hal protested naming the entire episode, including the long dissertation on ears, Just Kale. You Lose, Dr. Hal! Good Day!
Chatroom History
November 1, 2013 10:00pm - 1:30am
sexmoose: DMAN my slow inter tubes! (10:40pm)
Breaking Naughty: I knows where your goddamn joke lab is hidden. I'm gonna get you, stupit goddamn Show sumbitch. .. Breaking Naughty (10:53pm)
Dr Evil: Send One gazillion-nillion Bitcoins to my Paypal account right now or I will DDOS-jam your chatbox stupid comments ! (10:54pm)
George Soros: I bought "The Ask Dr Hal" Show from Puzzling Evidence for $2000000, then I sold it back to him for $2000020. Now "The Show" is worth 2 million & 20 dollars -- maybe more... I'm going to buy stock in "The Show" ! You should too -- obviously it's a win-win deal ! (10:58pm)
Baby Pink: I sleep on the toilet because I wasn't potty-trained as a child so I have a tendency to wet the bed-- sleeping on the toilet avoids the issue. (11:07pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: If you listen to only one radio program during your entire life, you must hear "Ask Dr Hal" -- absolutely unequaled in its scope, depth, and detail, in its magnificent oratory power, and in its biting, trenchant analysis of existence and being. Dr Hal has somehow succeeded in substituting slogans and argot for thought, redefining old words with provincial dialectic irrelevance, imbued with a dazzling fusion of occulted sexual imagery and monetized monologues that generate non-specific linquistic shock in the unwary and-or unwitting audience members, especially and particularly in their ears. (11:10pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Dr Hal has somehow succeeded in substituting slogans and argot for thought, redefining old words with provincial dialectic irrelevance, imbued with a dazzling fusion of occulted sexual imagery and monetized monologues that generate non-specific linquistic shock in the unwary and-or unwitting audience members, especially and particularly in their ears. (11:10pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: and-or unwitting audience members, especially and particularly in their ears. (11:11pm)
John Holmes: CLICK HERE to see a Sneak Preview of Dr Hal's Vintage Retro Daguerrotype Porn Collection ( Part XXV ) -- Amazing Amateur American Asian Action ! Innocent Hairy Interracial Tanlines ! BBW BDSM Backseat Banana Bathing ! Foot Foreplay Goth Granny Group Gym Gynocologist Hardcore ! Plump Public Police Secretary Massage ! Topless Tramp Teen Nurse Twerking ! Nylon Uniform Fetish Doll Domination ! Homemade Cuckold Puffy Nose Swingers ! (11:12pm)
John Holmes: Plump Public Police Secretary Massage ! Topless Tramp Teen Nurse Twerking ! Nylon Uniform Fetish Doll Domination ! Homemade Cuckold Puffy Nose Swingers ! (11:13pm)
Spam Candiru: MAKE MONEY AT HOME WITH ASK DR HAL ! PATENTED TECHNOLOGY CURES BOREDOM ! FREE TRIAL ! CLICK HERE FOR MORE INFORMATION ! CLICK HERE TO ENLARGE YOURSELF ! (11:14pm)
SickofBob: Your silly Show isn't 1 percent as spooky-ooky scary as you pretend. I tried very very hard to be scared poopless, but could only manage to emit one squeeky-eeky little fart. Phooey ! I pyroflatulate in your specific direction with GPS ! Sign Me, Clathrate in Bolinas (11:25pm)
Arnold Pinknigger: I shaved my pussy today. The cat isn't happy, but I feel downright manly about it ! Got a problem with that, girly boy ? (11:26pm)
Arnold Pinknigger: I shaved my ass today. The perissodactyl equinus asinus isn't happy about it, but I feel downright manly ! Got a problem with that, girly-boy ? (11:26pm)
Gov. Brown: Who makes San Francisco politics run glibber all? Why, the very shade of Puzzling Evidence%u2019s noble darling, Dr Hal Robins ! (11:29pm)
Gov. Brown: We can laugh over such schemes as Ask Dr Hal. And perhaps we should laugh at ourselves for having been fooled, for if there is one area in life that exceeds the religious in deception, and touches all of us, it is the Ask Dr Hal program at Radio Valencia. What else can we do about it except laugh? (11:30pm)
Gov. Brown: What else can we do about it except laugh? (11:31pm)
Gov. Brown: What is needed here, therefore, next to water and cleanliness, is a good "Show", the which will protect the credulous from the silly and the wealthy. Radio-banking institutions on sound bases, and doing Shows honorably, also are greatly needed. (11:31pm)
Gov. Brown: Dr Hal Robins governs a Judaeo-Zen world in which not a bowel moves without his sagacious approbation. (11:31pm)
Gov. Brown: Dr Hal stretch his hands, with equal ease, from Peking to Washington DC, from DC to Paris, from Paris to London, from London to Moscow. Dr Hal is the true king of Judah, the prince of the captivity, the Messiah so long looked for by this extraordinary people, the SubGenius race. By their own secret intelligence service and their own news network they could out-maneuver any European government, if only they would. (11:33pm)
Gov. Brown: By their own secret intelligence service and their own news network they could out-maneuver any European government, if only they would. (11:34pm)
Dr Oz: Death By Show In 2012 a study by the AMA admitted that "Ask Dr Hal" (which has assfartame in it) causes fart attacks and strokes egos. This affects the dopamine system of the brain and causes addiction. (11:34pm)
Dr Oz: In August 2013 the California Comedy Institute tried to have "Ask Dr Hal" banned because so many listeners had seizures and were going stupid from the jokes. Their case went all the way to the Supreme Court, but Hal Robins has power even there. (11:35pm)
Dr Oz: Just read the Ask Dr Hal Resource Guide below on how it got on the market after even the FCC revoked the petition for approval and tried to have Hal Robins indicted for fraud. (11:35pm)
Dr Oz: The FCC approved "Ask Dr Hal" even after 120 psychologists wrote the FCC to ban it because of all the studies showing it is a multipotential flatulogen. (11:35pm)
Dr Oz: In October 2013 I called the FCC, and when I said, "People are sick and dying from "Ask Dr Hal", I was told, "So what, we have to depopulate." (11:36pm)
jr "spud" seven: Hello Dr Oz (11:37pm)
RABBI SCHTUP: Dear Dr Hal -- Scuttlebutt around Radio Valencia gym-spa locker room says your foreskin has grown back. Perhaps it's time for a trim ? I can help : I'm a Menoh. Call me ASAP : I charge 4 skins and as big a tip as I can get. Signed, Rabbi Schtup (11:38pm)
Chatroom History
November 1, 2013 10:00pm - 1:30am
sexmoose: DMAN my slow inter tubes! (10:40pm)
Breaking Naughty: I knows where your goddamn joke lab is hidden. I'm gonna get you, stupit goddamn Show sumbitch. .. Breaking Naughty (10:53pm)
Dr Evil: Send One gazillion-nillion Bitcoins to my Paypal account right now or I will DDOS-jam your chatbox stupid comments ! (10:54pm)
George Soros: I bought "The Ask Dr Hal" Show from Puzzling Evidence for $2000000, then I sold it back to him for $2000020. Now "The Show" is worth 2 million & 20 dollars -- maybe more... I'm going to buy stock in "The Show" ! You should too -- obviously it's a win-win deal ! (10:58pm)
Baby Pink: I sleep on the toilet because I wasn't potty-trained as a child so I have a tendency to wet the bed-- sleeping on the toilet avoids the issue. (11:07pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: If you listen to only one radio program during your entire life, you must hear "Ask Dr Hal" -- absolutely unequaled in its scope, depth, and detail, in its magnificent oratory power, and in its biting, trenchant analysis of existence and being. Dr Hal has somehow succeeded in substituting slogans and argot for thought, redefining old words with provincial dialectic irrelevance, imbued with a dazzling fusion of occulted sexual imagery and monetized monologues that generate non-specific linquistic shock in the unwary and-or unwitting audience members, especially and particularly in their ears. (11:10pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Dr Hal has somehow succeeded in substituting slogans and argot for thought, redefining old words with provincial dialectic irrelevance, imbued with a dazzling fusion of occulted sexual imagery and monetized monologues that generate non-specific linquistic shock in the unwary and-or unwitting audience members, especially and particularly in their ears. (11:10pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: and-or unwitting audience members, especially and particularly in their ears. (11:11pm)
John Holmes: CLICK HERE to see a Sneak Preview of Dr Hal's Vintage Retro Daguerrotype Porn Collection ( Part XXV ) -- Amazing Amateur American Asian Action ! Innocent Hairy Interracial Tanlines ! BBW BDSM Backseat Banana Bathing ! Foot Foreplay Goth Granny Group Gym Gynocologist Hardcore ! Plump Public Police Secretary Massage ! Topless Tramp Teen Nurse Twerking ! Nylon Uniform Fetish Doll Domination ! Homemade Cuckold Puffy Nose Swingers ! (11:12pm)
John Holmes: Plump Public Police Secretary Massage ! Topless Tramp Teen Nurse Twerking ! Nylon Uniform Fetish Doll Domination ! Homemade Cuckold Puffy Nose Swingers ! (11:13pm)
Spam Candiru: MAKE MONEY AT HOME WITH ASK DR HAL ! PATENTED TECHNOLOGY CURES BOREDOM ! FREE TRIAL ! CLICK HERE FOR MORE INFORMATION ! CLICK HERE TO ENLARGE YOURSELF ! (11:14pm)
SickofBob: Your silly Show isn't 1 percent as spooky-ooky scary as you pretend. I tried very very hard to be scared poopless, but could only manage to emit one squeeky-eeky little fart. Phooey ! I pyroflatulate in your specific direction with GPS ! Sign Me, Clathrate in Bolinas (11:25pm)
Arnold Pinknigger: I shaved my pussy today. The cat isn't happy, but I feel downright manly about it ! Got a problem with that, girly boy ? (11:26pm)
Arnold Pinknigger: I shaved my ass today. The perissodactyl equinus asinus isn't happy about it, but I feel downright manly ! Got a problem with that, girly-boy ? (11:26pm)
Gov. Brown: Who makes San Francisco politics run glibber all? Why, the very shade of Puzzling Evidence%u2019s noble darling, Dr Hal Robins ! (11:29pm)
Gov. Brown: We can laugh over such schemes as Ask Dr Hal. And perhaps we should laugh at ourselves for having been fooled, for if there is one area in life that exceeds the religious in deception, and touches all of us, it is the Ask Dr Hal program at Radio Valencia. What else can we do about it except laugh? (11:30pm)
Gov. Brown: What else can we do about it except laugh? (11:31pm)
Gov. Brown: What is needed here, therefore, next to water and cleanliness, is a good "Show", the which will protect the credulous from the silly and the wealthy. Radio-banking institutions on sound bases, and doing Shows honorably, also are greatly needed. (11:31pm)
Gov. Brown: Dr Hal Robins governs a Judaeo-Zen world in which not a bowel moves without his sagacious approbation. (11:31pm)
Gov. Brown: Dr Hal stretch his hands, with equal ease, from Peking to Washington DC, from DC to Paris, from Paris to London, from London to Moscow. Dr Hal is the true king of Judah, the prince of the captivity, the Messiah so long looked for by this extraordinary people, the SubGenius race. By their own secret intelligence service and their own news network they could out-maneuver any European government, if only they would. (11:33pm)
Gov. Brown: By their own secret intelligence service and their own news network they could out-maneuver any European government, if only they would. (11:34pm)
Dr Oz: Death By Show In 2012 a study by the AMA admitted that "Ask Dr Hal" (which has assfartame in it) causes fart attacks and strokes egos. This affects the dopamine system of the brain and causes addiction. (11:34pm)
Dr Oz: In August 2013 the California Comedy Institute tried to have "Ask Dr Hal" banned because so many listeners had seizures and were going stupid from the jokes. Their case went all the way to the Supreme Court, but Hal Robins has power even there. (11:35pm)
Dr Oz: Just read the Ask Dr Hal Resource Guide below on how it got on the market after even the FCC revoked the petition for approval and tried to have Hal Robins indicted for fraud. (11:35pm)
Dr Oz: The FCC approved "Ask Dr Hal" even after 120 psychologists wrote the FCC to ban it because of all the studies showing it is a multipotential flatulogen. (11:35pm)
Dr Oz: In October 2013 I called the FCC, and when I said, "People are sick and dying from "Ask Dr Hal", I was told, "So what, we have to depopulate." (11:36pm)
jr "spud" seven: Hello Dr Oz (11:37pm)
RABBI SCHTUP: Dear Dr Hal -- Scuttlebutt around Radio Valencia gym-spa locker room says your foreskin has grown back. Perhaps it's time for a trim ? I can help : I'm a Menoh. Call me ASAP : I charge 4 skins and as big a tip as I can get. Signed, Rabbi Schtup (11:38pm)
Dr. Hal vs. Chatbox
October 25, 2013 10:00pm
The Chatbox was slow to get rolling, but in the end satisfying. The chatbox won.
Chatroom History
October 25, 2013 10:00pm - 1:30am
Madame Bovary: Bonjour Je suis Sonia BARDIAU de nationalité Française. J%u2019ai pu avoir votre adresse mail grâce a mon Robot électronique sécurisé de mon Ordinateur PC. Si je vous adresse ce mail, sachiez que c'est l'%u0153uvre de DIEU qui m'a amené à vous choisir parmi tant de mails archives sur le net pour vous confier cette grande responsabilité dont je suis convaincu que vous allez prendre comme une bénédiction et un don venu d'une femme de bonne foi (10:38pm)
Madame Bovary: Bien vrai que je ne vous connais pas, ce que je demande à DIEU, Je voudrais que tu réalise mes projets pour moi. Je me sens si mal chaque jour car je ne sais pas si je vais survivre suite aux différentes opérations. Je n%u2019ai pas eu d'enfant mais au moins j'ai l'affection provenant de votre part et cela me réjouit tellement que vous ayez pensé à moi en ces moments difficiles. Je ne sais comment vous remercier mais Dieu seul vous le rendra au centuple. (10:38pm)
Madame Bovary: Mon plus grand souhait que vous pouvez m'apporter est de rester en prière avec moi car je sais que vous êtes un croyant de Dieu. Je ne voulais pas quitter cette terre sans se rendre compte que mon argent a servis aux enfants démunis, pauvres, orphelins et autres, un grand soulagement. Cette responsabilité est lourde à prendre mais je vous offre cette somme de (2.025.000 %u20AC) pour que vous la gérer comme si c'était la votre dans l%u2019intérêt de réaliser mes v%u0153ux les plus chers au monde. (10:39pm)
Madame Bovary: Cette responsabilité est lourde à prendre mais je vous offre cette somme de (2.025.000 Euros) pour que vous la gérer comme si c'était la votre dans l%u2019intérêt de réaliser mes v%u0153ux les plus chers au monde. (10:39pm)
Madame Bovary: J%u2019ai vécu inutilement bien aimé. Je suis hospitalisée dans un hôpital en Angleterre. Écrivez-moi directement à mon adresse mail le plus consulté Que voici (sonia_bardiau@outlook.fr) (10:39pm)
Madame Bovary: or kill me (10:40pm)
Monsignor Tutu: Dear Dr Hal -- After listening to your show last week, I began to suffer bizarre symptoms in "Precious". I went to a penisologist for an examination. .. (10:41pm)
Monsignor Tutu: The diagnosis is ... Peyronie's disease ... it occurs when the tissue along the shaft of the penis thickens, causing erections to become increasingly curved and even painful. (10:42pm)
Monsignor Tutu: Application of heroin to the thickened tissue twice a day over several months can soften it considerably and eventually allow for more normal functioning. (10:43pm)
Monsignor Tutu: The penicologist said it probably was caused by titillating cunning linguistics. Please cease and desist with saidsuch. I thank you in advance. Sign me, Sexless in Sonora. (10:43pm)
Hanna Montana: Dear Dr Hal Please "twerk" me, right Now ! I'm outside at the front door of Radio Valencia, waiting for you. Help me, please ! Sign Me, Lonely in the Nameless Mission District Yours Truly & Still Desperately In Love with You Studmuffin (10:44pm)
Rabbi Schtup: Hello Dr Hal -- Good news ! I found a buyer for your hair and kidneys ! Call me ASAP -- Rabbi Schtup (10:46pm)
Dr Oz: Dear Dr Hal I am sorry to inform you that your application for Obamacare has been rejected. In any case, the program does not cover sex change operations such as you have requested. I can only suggest that you try medical tourism to India. I can refer you to a specialist clinic there if you are interested. They also accept Bitcoin. (10:48pm)
Dr Oz: if you are interested (10:49pm)
John Holmes: CLICK HERE FOR AN EXCLUSIVE PREVIEW OF DR HAL'S INCREDIBLE PORNO COLLECTION : Naughty Erotic Flexible Nude Upskirt Granny Angel Babe Fetish Toy Extreme Natural Closeup POV Gyno Uniform Auditions ! Homemade Strapon Latex Reality Lingerie Hardcore ! Amateur Barely Legal Shaved PornStar Tooth-Sucking ! Standup Disposable Emo Cuckold Facials ! XXX Daguerotype Videos ! (10:55pm)
John Holmes: Amateur Barely Legal Shaved PornStar Tooth-Sucking ! Standup Disposable Emo Daguerotype Videos ! (10:57pm)
Agent Aslan: What do you know about Comet ISON ? (11:03pm)
Puddling Effulgence: O Sweet Show ... you used to be " wine and roses " ... now you're naught but " whine and neuroses " ... how could I have been so foolish as to believe in you ?Now I suffer from arrested development -- a psychological felony against my humanity ... a dysfuntional delusion of grandiose entertainment, till death do us deport to nether regions of eternal reruns. (11:04pm)
Puddling Effulgence: entertainment, till death do us deport to nether regions of eternal reruns. (11:09pm)
vj pussycat: hi y'all. i missed nhlg cause i was doing a light show. at the fillmore. mrs. doctor fiasco was my lovely assistant. (11:14pm)
Poozzling Everdunce: And so the Show kept rollin' alone... (11:14pm)
God: Stop it. Go away Now. (11:15pm)
Black and White: Leave me out of this (11:16pm)
vj pussycat: i know. i listened to some of the podcast. (11:19pm)
The Audience: We Love YOU!!!!! (11:25pm)
Agent Aslan: I was in the navy. The most powerful military force on earth. (11:27pm)
Salvador Golly: Signed on from The Future (11:49pm)
The Audience: Go Away.Only Show Now. (11:51pm)
vj pussycat: i've seen them mummies (12:44am)
Agent Aslan: B & C are bs. They hide the real issue. (12:52am)
The Audience: Blue pills or Red pills? (12:54am)
Chatroom History
October 25, 2013 10:00pm - 1:30am
Madame Bovary: Bonjour Je suis Sonia BARDIAU de nationalité Française. J%u2019ai pu avoir votre adresse mail grâce a mon Robot électronique sécurisé de mon Ordinateur PC. Si je vous adresse ce mail, sachiez que c'est l'%u0153uvre de DIEU qui m'a amené à vous choisir parmi tant de mails archives sur le net pour vous confier cette grande responsabilité dont je suis convaincu que vous allez prendre comme une bénédiction et un don venu d'une femme de bonne foi (10:38pm)
Madame Bovary: Bien vrai que je ne vous connais pas, ce que je demande à DIEU, Je voudrais que tu réalise mes projets pour moi. Je me sens si mal chaque jour car je ne sais pas si je vais survivre suite aux différentes opérations. Je n%u2019ai pas eu d'enfant mais au moins j'ai l'affection provenant de votre part et cela me réjouit tellement que vous ayez pensé à moi en ces moments difficiles. Je ne sais comment vous remercier mais Dieu seul vous le rendra au centuple. (10:38pm)
Madame Bovary: Mon plus grand souhait que vous pouvez m'apporter est de rester en prière avec moi car je sais que vous êtes un croyant de Dieu. Je ne voulais pas quitter cette terre sans se rendre compte que mon argent a servis aux enfants démunis, pauvres, orphelins et autres, un grand soulagement. Cette responsabilité est lourde à prendre mais je vous offre cette somme de (2.025.000 %u20AC) pour que vous la gérer comme si c'était la votre dans l%u2019intérêt de réaliser mes v%u0153ux les plus chers au monde. (10:39pm)
Madame Bovary: Cette responsabilité est lourde à prendre mais je vous offre cette somme de (2.025.000 Euros) pour que vous la gérer comme si c'était la votre dans l%u2019intérêt de réaliser mes v%u0153ux les plus chers au monde. (10:39pm)
Madame Bovary: J%u2019ai vécu inutilement bien aimé. Je suis hospitalisée dans un hôpital en Angleterre. Écrivez-moi directement à mon adresse mail le plus consulté Que voici (sonia_bardiau@outlook.fr) (10:39pm)
Madame Bovary: or kill me (10:40pm)
Monsignor Tutu: Dear Dr Hal -- After listening to your show last week, I began to suffer bizarre symptoms in "Precious". I went to a penisologist for an examination. .. (10:41pm)
Monsignor Tutu: The diagnosis is ... Peyronie's disease ... it occurs when the tissue along the shaft of the penis thickens, causing erections to become increasingly curved and even painful. (10:42pm)
Monsignor Tutu: Application of heroin to the thickened tissue twice a day over several months can soften it considerably and eventually allow for more normal functioning. (10:43pm)
Monsignor Tutu: The penicologist said it probably was caused by titillating cunning linguistics. Please cease and desist with saidsuch. I thank you in advance. Sign me, Sexless in Sonora. (10:43pm)
Hanna Montana: Dear Dr Hal Please "twerk" me, right Now ! I'm outside at the front door of Radio Valencia, waiting for you. Help me, please ! Sign Me, Lonely in the Nameless Mission District Yours Truly & Still Desperately In Love with You Studmuffin (10:44pm)
Rabbi Schtup: Hello Dr Hal -- Good news ! I found a buyer for your hair and kidneys ! Call me ASAP -- Rabbi Schtup (10:46pm)
Dr Oz: Dear Dr Hal I am sorry to inform you that your application for Obamacare has been rejected. In any case, the program does not cover sex change operations such as you have requested. I can only suggest that you try medical tourism to India. I can refer you to a specialist clinic there if you are interested. They also accept Bitcoin. (10:48pm)
Dr Oz: if you are interested (10:49pm)
John Holmes: CLICK HERE FOR AN EXCLUSIVE PREVIEW OF DR HAL'S INCREDIBLE PORNO COLLECTION : Naughty Erotic Flexible Nude Upskirt Granny Angel Babe Fetish Toy Extreme Natural Closeup POV Gyno Uniform Auditions ! Homemade Strapon Latex Reality Lingerie Hardcore ! Amateur Barely Legal Shaved PornStar Tooth-Sucking ! Standup Disposable Emo Cuckold Facials ! XXX Daguerotype Videos ! (10:55pm)
John Holmes: Amateur Barely Legal Shaved PornStar Tooth-Sucking ! Standup Disposable Emo Daguerotype Videos ! (10:57pm)
Agent Aslan: What do you know about Comet ISON ? (11:03pm)
Puddling Effulgence: O Sweet Show ... you used to be " wine and roses " ... now you're naught but " whine and neuroses " ... how could I have been so foolish as to believe in you ?Now I suffer from arrested development -- a psychological felony against my humanity ... a dysfuntional delusion of grandiose entertainment, till death do us deport to nether regions of eternal reruns. (11:04pm)
Puddling Effulgence: entertainment, till death do us deport to nether regions of eternal reruns. (11:09pm)
vj pussycat: hi y'all. i missed nhlg cause i was doing a light show. at the fillmore. mrs. doctor fiasco was my lovely assistant. (11:14pm)
Poozzling Everdunce: And so the Show kept rollin' alone... (11:14pm)
God: Stop it. Go away Now. (11:15pm)
Black and White: Leave me out of this (11:16pm)
vj pussycat: i know. i listened to some of the podcast. (11:19pm)
The Audience: We Love YOU!!!!! (11:25pm)
Agent Aslan: I was in the navy. The most powerful military force on earth. (11:27pm)
Salvador Golly: Signed on from The Future (11:49pm)
The Audience: Go Away.Only Show Now. (11:51pm)
vj pussycat: i've seen them mummies (12:44am)
Agent Aslan: B & C are bs. They hide the real issue. (12:52am)
The Audience: Blue pills or Red pills? (12:54am)
Ask Dr. Hal After Show Product
October 20, 2013 12:00am
An hour of over-decompensation following the LIVE SHOW at the Dark Room.
A Show Dr Hal Did
October 18, 2013 10:00pm
Yup, he did it. With help from all the little people.
Chatroom History
October 18, 2013 10:00pm - 1:30am
nobodyouwantoknow: In response to your accusation that "Ask Dr Hal" is overly bureaucratic, I suggest that we set up a subcommittee to thinktank the possibility of appointing members of a voluntary policy group to draft a paper with suggestions as to how we might deal with the problem. (10:33pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Click here to view Dr Hal's Uncensored Private Collection of Retro Porn : Upskirt Outdoor Midget Oral Bondage MILF Daguerrotype Movies ! (10:34pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Nostradamus predicted ( Quatrain XII:73 ) that "Le programme de l'radio 'Demandez de Docteur Hal' terminera quande l'Easter est sur 25 Avril [ The radio program Ask Dr Hal will end when Easter is on 25 April ]". Easter @ 25 April occurred in 1666, 1734, 1886, and 1943 -- before the advent of radio or Dr Hal himself. The next such date will be in 2038... (10:35pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: -- before the advent of radio or Dr Hal himself. The next such date will be in 2038... (10:35pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Please "Thumbs Up / Like " this Comment so it will be the most popular one today. I really need the attention ; I wasn't breast-fed as a baby. Somebody help me, please ! (10:36pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: you be fruity like a frozen banana (10:42pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: I am a Sex Goddess -- Come closer my Love, that I might Twerk thee (10:44pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: You are the flaw that the demiurge committed to the materium. Please heal thyself ASAP, that the rest of us might return to the Divine the sooner. (10:47pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: To err is divine; to repair is human (10:49pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: Come one , come all ! Witness Dr Hall in person, being his own inimitable selfless personification... only $5 , $5, $5 .... (10:51pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: Dr Hal will be there too (10:52pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: This show is top-loaded with top-notch talent%u2013 some of the best entertainers whoever came toddling down the pike. Behold%u2013 we%u2019ve got Kate Willett, comedy sensation! (10:56pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: Rusty Rebar will declaim to the lute-like accompaniment of lovely Madeline Tasquin ! Spy Emerson plans to send her act in by Western Union ! (10:57pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: And there%u2019s so much more, O best beloved -- from Pete Goldie%u2019s Space Science Report and Sherilyn Connelly%u2019s IT Illustrations on-the-spot to Juan Rapido%u2019s historic hosting and KrOB%u2019s towering technical effects. (10:58pm)
Buck Mulligan: Hallelujah!!! (10:59pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: The %u2019 is especially amazing ! (10:59pm)
Officer Down: I'll protect you ! (11:00pm)
Buck Mulligan: Rebuffer my stream please. (11:02pm)
Officer Down: Please sign my petition to ban circumcision and replace it with lateralcision. Please... I remain at your service... Rabbi Menoh Dongmuncher (11:02pm)
Officer Down: Ignore the preceding -- I am undercover (11:03pm)
Buck Mulligan: Divine slack now dissolves in my bloodstream. (11:03pm)
Officer Down: Connie DObbbs says : A kiss is just shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise. (11:04pm)
Connie Dobbs: Connie Dobbs says : It is better to lose a lover than love a loser. (11:05pm)
Connie Dobbs: Michael Pepe says : I mixed accidentally mixed Viagra and Ex-Lax --now I don't know if I'm coming or going. (11:05pm)
Connie Dobbs: Bob Dobbs says : My marriage is like a bank account. I put it in, I take it out, and I lose interest. (11:06pm)
Connie Dobbs: Bob DObbs says : Viagra is like Disneyland -- a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride. (11:06pm)
George Carlin: Your jokes are like my sex life -- Neither is any good because I don't get it. (11:07pm)
Buck Mulligan: HO! (11:10pm)
Buck Mulligan: Reruns BOOO! (11:12pm)
Buck Mulligan: I'm table-pounding drunk and BAM BAM BAM! (11:13pm)
Buck Mulligan: The whole world is a rerun. (11:13pm)
Buck Mulligan: Oh, I get it, then IS now. (11:15pm)
Frank N. Stein: Twerk me NOW, you fool ! (11:16pm)
Buck Mulligan: FUCK yes. (11:16pm)
Buck Mulligan: Does HAl recite from memory? (11:18pm)
Love the: sitars. (11:22pm)
Doctor Towhomitmayconcern: He regurgitates his earlier ruminations (11:23pm)
Love the: slackjaw. (11:25pm)
Doctor Towhomitmayconcern: Yes, the planet got destroyed, but for one beautiful moment in Time, we created a lot of value for shareholders (11:25pm)
Buck Mulligan: Who profits? (11:26pm)
Doctor Towhomitmayconcern: O arrogant hominid, so delusional as to call yourself 'homo sapiens'... your bathos is bathetic (11:27pm)
Buck Mulligan: Huh? (11:27pm)
Buck Mulligan: Give me math or kill me. (11:30pm)
Buck Mulligan: Ive got a swollen sack. (11:32pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Dr hal -- your prodigious polymathematical perspicacity perpetuates the permanence of prehistorical dinosaurian dynasties -- viva your vagaries ! (11:36pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: What I learned tonight : human extinction is a certainty, but there's no sense discussing it in public. Let's Twerk ! (11:39pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Please look down : Your biocorporeal encapsulation is leaking ... (11:45pm)
nurseannabella: hi Dr Hal! ;) (11:46pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Osculate my psyche, please (11:46pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: a tale of outrageous hubris, told by a clown to an audience of babbling buffoons ... a tawdry tale of infinite stupidity and unconstrained gleeting... (11:48pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: by vile, incompetent charlatans... a haphazard implosion of civilization -- a gaggle of foolish virgins in a post-Peak Oil world without price, for money is naught (11:52pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: and all is vanity... (11:52pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Such enthusiastic disintegration becomes thine corpuscular integumentations and their thoughtful pensivity (11:54pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Your bon mots fan the flame of my wicked vigor and its vim... (11:56pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Speak the truth, even if your voice trembles (11:56pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Thounshalt not bear false children (11:57pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Now is the midnight of my malcontention ... mysterious miscegenation of remisce emissions , and then ... (12:00am)
nobodyouwantoknow: Your theory of the Round Earth is erroneous, and I can prove it irrefutably, if you werent such a recidivistic libtard knowitall , always yakking -- I can't get a factoid in edgewise... ! Why do I bother ? (12:05am)
nobodyouwantoknow: The sad implication of your desperate deprecation is the denoument of denial, descending into a dark demise of demented delerium ... (12:08am)
nobodyouwantoknow: What a crock of damnable doggerel and drivel, & duplicitous doubletalk ... (12:10am)
Buck Mulligan: You type pretty. (12:11am)
nobodyouwantoknow: Your utter disregard of thermodynamics violats my newtonian sensibilities (12:11am)
Buck Mulligan: Feliz los banjos (12:13am)
nobodyouwantoknow: This so-called "Show" utterly exterpates my existential exigencies to the exteme of civil circumscription. (12:15am)
Buck Mulligan: are you a wizard? (12:16am)
nobodyouwantoknow: That's "extirpates", not "exterpates", you ignorant-ass poseur... (12:16am)
Buck Mulligan: are you talking to yourself? (12:17am)
nobodyouwantoknow: How dare you call me a poseur ? You.. you ... exhibitionist ! (12:17am)
Buck Mulligan: the only dead body i ever saw was a guy named "bob." (12:18am)
Buck Mulligan: how about a tugger? (12:20am)
nobodyouwantoknow: Dr Hal, you howl like King Canute, whipping the tide till it retreats obediently... (12:22am)
nobodyouwantoknow: Behold the impending of Sophocracy, rule of wisdom, presidented by ... Dr Hal ! (12:25am)
nobodyouwantoknow: Dr Hal -- A Fool, wise in his Folly... (12:26am)
nobodyouwantoknow: Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups -- witness Burning Man... (12:29am)
nobodyouwantoknow: Miss another payment and we'll take the blanket... (12:30am)
nobodyouwantoknow: and the shoes... (12:30am)
Buck Mulligan: Wor is holl. (12:30am)
nobodyouwantoknow: You can keep your stinking underwear and socks (12:31am)
Buck Mulligan: *Hill (12:31am)
nobodyouwantoknow: Dr Hal -- Your perorations are as mania gone sane... good night and good luck ... me go nappy now ... (12:34am)
nobodyouwantoknow: to dream, mayhap wetly (12:35am)
nobodyouwantoknow: the little death... (12:35am)
nobodyouwantoknow: a concept of inception, incarnated again and again and again, gaining momentum with each momentuous instant , in every instance... (12:38am)
somebodyelse: It is the pink man's burden to take an approach of superiority regardless of circumstance and because it consults this writer's ego so things make sense... or else... (12:41am)
O-rly: Hail Hal!!! (12:44am)
O-rly: watcha smokin Hal? (12:45am)
somebodyelse: Even the most aggressive slackers and the most asinine previrginal whores agree that we are in a world of hurtful owwies... please suck my buboes -- I can't reach there with my oral opening... I will gladly reciprocate... RSVP ASAP.... (12:46am)
O-rly: Rebuffering... (12:47am)
somebodyelse: Ask not for whom the Bay Bridge tolls -- it tolls for thee (12:47am)
O-rly: Nay. Nay!!! (12:48am)
somebodyelse: Let us embrace this time and embark to the Embarcadero by taking a m easureable step towards the appropriate collapse of all we know... Fukushima, mon amour ... Love's labor lost in mistranslation ... (12:50am)
O-rly: Woe. Woe!!! (12:51am)
O-rly: I'm here, aren't I? (12:52am)
O-rly: Why are there no questions on ADH? (12:53am)
O-rly: Lead air. (12:54am)
O-rly: We all conspire to... (12:56am)
Chatroom History
October 18, 2013 10:00pm - 1:30am
nobodyouwantoknow: In response to your accusation that "Ask Dr Hal" is overly bureaucratic, I suggest that we set up a subcommittee to thinktank the possibility of appointing members of a voluntary policy group to draft a paper with suggestions as to how we might deal with the problem. (10:33pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Click here to view Dr Hal's Uncensored Private Collection of Retro Porn : Upskirt Outdoor Midget Oral Bondage MILF Daguerrotype Movies ! (10:34pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Nostradamus predicted ( Quatrain XII:73 ) that "Le programme de l'radio 'Demandez de Docteur Hal' terminera quande l'Easter est sur 25 Avril [ The radio program Ask Dr Hal will end when Easter is on 25 April ]". Easter @ 25 April occurred in 1666, 1734, 1886, and 1943 -- before the advent of radio or Dr Hal himself. The next such date will be in 2038... (10:35pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: -- before the advent of radio or Dr Hal himself. The next such date will be in 2038... (10:35pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Please "Thumbs Up / Like " this Comment so it will be the most popular one today. I really need the attention ; I wasn't breast-fed as a baby. Somebody help me, please ! (10:36pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: you be fruity like a frozen banana (10:42pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: I am a Sex Goddess -- Come closer my Love, that I might Twerk thee (10:44pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: You are the flaw that the demiurge committed to the materium. Please heal thyself ASAP, that the rest of us might return to the Divine the sooner. (10:47pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: To err is divine; to repair is human (10:49pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: Come one , come all ! Witness Dr Hall in person, being his own inimitable selfless personification... only $5 , $5, $5 .... (10:51pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: Dr Hal will be there too (10:52pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: This show is top-loaded with top-notch talent%u2013 some of the best entertainers whoever came toddling down the pike. Behold%u2013 we%u2019ve got Kate Willett, comedy sensation! (10:56pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: Rusty Rebar will declaim to the lute-like accompaniment of lovely Madeline Tasquin ! Spy Emerson plans to send her act in by Western Union ! (10:57pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: And there%u2019s so much more, O best beloved -- from Pete Goldie%u2019s Space Science Report and Sherilyn Connelly%u2019s IT Illustrations on-the-spot to Juan Rapido%u2019s historic hosting and KrOB%u2019s towering technical effects. (10:58pm)
Buck Mulligan: Hallelujah!!! (10:59pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: The %u2019 is especially amazing ! (10:59pm)
Officer Down: I'll protect you ! (11:00pm)
Buck Mulligan: Rebuffer my stream please. (11:02pm)
Officer Down: Please sign my petition to ban circumcision and replace it with lateralcision. Please... I remain at your service... Rabbi Menoh Dongmuncher (11:02pm)
Officer Down: Ignore the preceding -- I am undercover (11:03pm)
Buck Mulligan: Divine slack now dissolves in my bloodstream. (11:03pm)
Officer Down: Connie DObbbs says : A kiss is just shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise. (11:04pm)
Connie Dobbs: Connie Dobbs says : It is better to lose a lover than love a loser. (11:05pm)
Connie Dobbs: Michael Pepe says : I mixed accidentally mixed Viagra and Ex-Lax --now I don't know if I'm coming or going. (11:05pm)
Connie Dobbs: Bob Dobbs says : My marriage is like a bank account. I put it in, I take it out, and I lose interest. (11:06pm)
Connie Dobbs: Bob DObbs says : Viagra is like Disneyland -- a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride. (11:06pm)
George Carlin: Your jokes are like my sex life -- Neither is any good because I don't get it. (11:07pm)
Buck Mulligan: HO! (11:10pm)
Buck Mulligan: Reruns BOOO! (11:12pm)
Buck Mulligan: I'm table-pounding drunk and BAM BAM BAM! (11:13pm)
Buck Mulligan: The whole world is a rerun. (11:13pm)
Buck Mulligan: Oh, I get it, then IS now. (11:15pm)
Frank N. Stein: Twerk me NOW, you fool ! (11:16pm)
Buck Mulligan: FUCK yes. (11:16pm)
Buck Mulligan: Does HAl recite from memory? (11:18pm)
Love the: sitars. (11:22pm)
Doctor Towhomitmayconcern: He regurgitates his earlier ruminations (11:23pm)
Love the: slackjaw. (11:25pm)
Doctor Towhomitmayconcern: Yes, the planet got destroyed, but for one beautiful moment in Time, we created a lot of value for shareholders (11:25pm)
Buck Mulligan: Who profits? (11:26pm)
Doctor Towhomitmayconcern: O arrogant hominid, so delusional as to call yourself 'homo sapiens'... your bathos is bathetic (11:27pm)
Buck Mulligan: Huh? (11:27pm)
Buck Mulligan: Give me math or kill me. (11:30pm)
Buck Mulligan: Ive got a swollen sack. (11:32pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Dr hal -- your prodigious polymathematical perspicacity perpetuates the permanence of prehistorical dinosaurian dynasties -- viva your vagaries ! (11:36pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: What I learned tonight : human extinction is a certainty, but there's no sense discussing it in public. Let's Twerk ! (11:39pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Please look down : Your biocorporeal encapsulation is leaking ... (11:45pm)
nurseannabella: hi Dr Hal! ;) (11:46pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Osculate my psyche, please (11:46pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: a tale of outrageous hubris, told by a clown to an audience of babbling buffoons ... a tawdry tale of infinite stupidity and unconstrained gleeting... (11:48pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: by vile, incompetent charlatans... a haphazard implosion of civilization -- a gaggle of foolish virgins in a post-Peak Oil world without price, for money is naught (11:52pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: and all is vanity... (11:52pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Such enthusiastic disintegration becomes thine corpuscular integumentations and their thoughtful pensivity (11:54pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Your bon mots fan the flame of my wicked vigor and its vim... (11:56pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Speak the truth, even if your voice trembles (11:56pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Thounshalt not bear false children (11:57pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Now is the midnight of my malcontention ... mysterious miscegenation of remisce emissions , and then ... (12:00am)
nobodyouwantoknow: Your theory of the Round Earth is erroneous, and I can prove it irrefutably, if you werent such a recidivistic libtard knowitall , always yakking -- I can't get a factoid in edgewise... ! Why do I bother ? (12:05am)
nobodyouwantoknow: The sad implication of your desperate deprecation is the denoument of denial, descending into a dark demise of demented delerium ... (12:08am)
nobodyouwantoknow: What a crock of damnable doggerel and drivel, & duplicitous doubletalk ... (12:10am)
Buck Mulligan: You type pretty. (12:11am)
nobodyouwantoknow: Your utter disregard of thermodynamics violats my newtonian sensibilities (12:11am)
Buck Mulligan: Feliz los banjos (12:13am)
nobodyouwantoknow: This so-called "Show" utterly exterpates my existential exigencies to the exteme of civil circumscription. (12:15am)
Buck Mulligan: are you a wizard? (12:16am)
nobodyouwantoknow: That's "extirpates", not "exterpates", you ignorant-ass poseur... (12:16am)
Buck Mulligan: are you talking to yourself? (12:17am)
nobodyouwantoknow: How dare you call me a poseur ? You.. you ... exhibitionist ! (12:17am)
Buck Mulligan: the only dead body i ever saw was a guy named "bob." (12:18am)
Buck Mulligan: how about a tugger? (12:20am)
nobodyouwantoknow: Dr Hal, you howl like King Canute, whipping the tide till it retreats obediently... (12:22am)
nobodyouwantoknow: Behold the impending of Sophocracy, rule of wisdom, presidented by ... Dr Hal ! (12:25am)
nobodyouwantoknow: Dr Hal -- A Fool, wise in his Folly... (12:26am)
nobodyouwantoknow: Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups -- witness Burning Man... (12:29am)
nobodyouwantoknow: Miss another payment and we'll take the blanket... (12:30am)
nobodyouwantoknow: and the shoes... (12:30am)
Buck Mulligan: Wor is holl. (12:30am)
nobodyouwantoknow: You can keep your stinking underwear and socks (12:31am)
Buck Mulligan: *Hill (12:31am)
nobodyouwantoknow: Dr Hal -- Your perorations are as mania gone sane... good night and good luck ... me go nappy now ... (12:34am)
nobodyouwantoknow: to dream, mayhap wetly (12:35am)
nobodyouwantoknow: the little death... (12:35am)
nobodyouwantoknow: a concept of inception, incarnated again and again and again, gaining momentum with each momentuous instant , in every instance... (12:38am)
somebodyelse: It is the pink man's burden to take an approach of superiority regardless of circumstance and because it consults this writer's ego so things make sense... or else... (12:41am)
O-rly: Hail Hal!!! (12:44am)
O-rly: watcha smokin Hal? (12:45am)
somebodyelse: Even the most aggressive slackers and the most asinine previrginal whores agree that we are in a world of hurtful owwies... please suck my buboes -- I can't reach there with my oral opening... I will gladly reciprocate... RSVP ASAP.... (12:46am)
O-rly: Rebuffering... (12:47am)
somebodyelse: Ask not for whom the Bay Bridge tolls -- it tolls for thee (12:47am)
O-rly: Nay. Nay!!! (12:48am)
somebodyelse: Let us embrace this time and embark to the Embarcadero by taking a m easureable step towards the appropriate collapse of all we know... Fukushima, mon amour ... Love's labor lost in mistranslation ... (12:50am)
O-rly: Woe. Woe!!! (12:51am)
O-rly: I'm here, aren't I? (12:52am)
O-rly: Why are there no questions on ADH? (12:53am)
O-rly: Lead air. (12:54am)
O-rly: We all conspire to... (12:56am)
DISTANT CONSTANT CHATTER
October 11, 2013 10:00pm
For reasons more mundane than usual, The Superfriends of Dr. Hal gathered to talk over each other on the air. Then there was silence.
with Dr. Hal Robins, Michael Peppe, Rusty Rebar and Puzzling Evidence
Chatroom History
October 11, 2013 10:00pm - 1:30am
vj pussycat: everything is great with an egg on it (11:29pm)
vj pussycat: right on dr. hal! (11:35pm)
vj pussycat: but what about her tongue? (11:35pm)
jr "spud" seven: Doctor HAL! Doctor HAL! (11:44pm)
with Dr. Hal Robins, Michael Peppe, Rusty Rebar and Puzzling Evidence
Chatroom History
October 11, 2013 10:00pm - 1:30am
vj pussycat: everything is great with an egg on it (11:29pm)
vj pussycat: right on dr. hal! (11:35pm)
vj pussycat: but what about her tongue? (11:35pm)
jr "spud" seven: Doctor HAL! Doctor HAL! (11:44pm)
EVEN MORE BUGS
October 5, 2013 12:00am
THE MIXOPTERUS, or perhaps the Mix-up-terus. In any complex syatem, unavoidable errors may occur. We regret the confusion, and recommend a good, reliable organic pesticide.
BUGS IN THE SYSTEM
October 4, 2013 10:00pm
OVERAGE available here. For collectors and completists. Soft-bodied and vulnerable. A life-form of the Understory.
The Most Requested Ask Dr Hal Show Ever!
September 27, 2013 10:00pm
There was one request.
Chatroom History
September 27, 2013 10:00pm - 4:30am
Little Pink SamBob: Play that harmonica, son! (10:12pm)
Little Pink SamBob: Mo' funny please (10:12pm)
Little Pink SamBob: May I sit in the back of the bus? (10:13pm)
Little Pink SamBob: May please listen to your radio show? (10:17pm)
Little Pink SamBob: May I, hunh? Please? (10:18pm)
Big Red Bobo: Dear Dr Hal -- After listening to your show last week, I began to suffer bizarre symptoms in "Precious". (10:24pm)
Big Red Bobo: I went to a penicologist for an examination. The diagnosis is : Peyronie%u2019s disease ... (10:24pm)
Big Red Bobo: Peyronie s disease ... it occurs when the tissue along the shaft of the penis thickens, causing erections to become increasingly curved and even painful. (10:25pm)
Big Red Bobo: Applying heroin to the thickened tissue twice a day over several months can soften it considerably and eventually allow for more normal functioning. (10:25pm)
Big Red Bobo: The penicologist said it probably was caused by titillating cunning linguistics. (10:25pm)
Big Red Bobo: Please cease and desist with saidsuch. I thank you in advance. Sign me, Sexless in Sonora. (10:25pm)
Lois Lane: I found this headline @ subgeniusnews.org : "Dr Hal bites nose of United Airlines hostess after getting drunk on liquid soap" but there was no text... censorship? What brand of soap was that? Inquiring minds want to know! (10:27pm)
Dr. Penny: Luke! Why have you turned off your targeting computer? (11:24pm)
Dr. Penny: Yes please! Tell us! What made the Apollo computer so great???? (11:29pm)
Dr. Penny: And then the teenagers at the beach were eaten by Jaws. (11:34pm)
rock'n'roll nurse: uh (11:35pm)
rock'n'roll nurse: gidget the midget? (11:35pm)
rock'n'roll nurse: uuhmmm (11:35pm)
Dr. Penny: The particles accellerated launching the capsule into the vast cosmos. (11:37pm)
zabba: whats the number to call in? (11:43pm)
Dr. Penny: Kale wrapped tofu dogs aren't as delicious. (1:13am)
Chatroom History
September 27, 2013 10:00pm - 4:30am
Little Pink SamBob: Play that harmonica, son! (10:12pm)
Little Pink SamBob: Mo' funny please (10:12pm)
Little Pink SamBob: May I sit in the back of the bus? (10:13pm)
Little Pink SamBob: May please listen to your radio show? (10:17pm)
Little Pink SamBob: May I, hunh? Please? (10:18pm)
Big Red Bobo: Dear Dr Hal -- After listening to your show last week, I began to suffer bizarre symptoms in "Precious". (10:24pm)
Big Red Bobo: I went to a penicologist for an examination. The diagnosis is : Peyronie%u2019s disease ... (10:24pm)
Big Red Bobo: Peyronie s disease ... it occurs when the tissue along the shaft of the penis thickens, causing erections to become increasingly curved and even painful. (10:25pm)
Big Red Bobo: Applying heroin to the thickened tissue twice a day over several months can soften it considerably and eventually allow for more normal functioning. (10:25pm)
Big Red Bobo: The penicologist said it probably was caused by titillating cunning linguistics. (10:25pm)
Big Red Bobo: Please cease and desist with saidsuch. I thank you in advance. Sign me, Sexless in Sonora. (10:25pm)
Lois Lane: I found this headline @ subgeniusnews.org : "Dr Hal bites nose of United Airlines hostess after getting drunk on liquid soap" but there was no text... censorship? What brand of soap was that? Inquiring minds want to know! (10:27pm)
Dr. Penny: Luke! Why have you turned off your targeting computer? (11:24pm)
Dr. Penny: Yes please! Tell us! What made the Apollo computer so great???? (11:29pm)
Dr. Penny: And then the teenagers at the beach were eaten by Jaws. (11:34pm)
rock'n'roll nurse: uh (11:35pm)
rock'n'roll nurse: gidget the midget? (11:35pm)
rock'n'roll nurse: uuhmmm (11:35pm)
Dr. Penny: The particles accellerated launching the capsule into the vast cosmos. (11:37pm)
zabba: whats the number to call in? (11:43pm)
Dr. Penny: Kale wrapped tofu dogs aren't as delicious. (1:13am)
PREHISTORIC PANIC
September 20, 2013 10:00pm
MEGALANIA PRISCA was a huge dragon hunted during the remote prehistoric past by tiny humans, our near relatives. It was a Varanid, like those earlier forms that became aquatic air-breathers of gigantic size during the Secondary Era. And, like them and its close cousins the Serpents, it had a long, exstensile forked tongue.
DINOSAUR DEMENTIA
September 13, 2013 10:00pm
IN WARM Mesozoic weathers, No Dinosaur had feathers. To sum up in fewest words, Things that have feathers are Birds.
BLACK ROCK REPORT
September 6, 2013 10:00pm
Dr. Hal returns from his 6th Summer 2013 vacation with interesting tales of camping with billionaires, douchebags and billionaire douchebags. The rest of us stayed home and worked for billionaires.
Chatroom History
September 6, 2013 10:00pm - 2:30am
BB: TALK ABOUT BIRDS (10:32pm)
Alan B: Welcome back, Dr. Hal. (10:56pm)
Alan B: Oh, and hey, Pete. (10:57pm)
Alan B: That's insane! Nobody cleans Radio Valencia. (10:58pm)
Alan B: even even odd odd (10:59pm)
Alan B: Puzz Ev is a mench. (11:00pm)
Alan B: The radio audience will provide questions via mail. (11:04pm)
Alan B: I found one behind a pay phone. (11:07pm)
Alan B: Band name: Pubic Boot (11:11pm)
Alan B: Rocnar hate Turoc! (11:12pm)
Alan B: "The matter of defining what is real %u2026 is a serious topic, even a vital topic. And in there somewhere is the other topic, the definition of the authentic human. Because the bombardment of pseudo-realities begins to produce inauthentic humans very quickly, spurious humans %u2014 as fake as the data pressing at them from all sides. %u2026 Fake realities will create fake humans. Or, fake humans will generate fake realities and then sell them to other humans, turning them, eventually, into forgeries of themselves. So we wind up with fake humans inventing fake realities and then peddling them to other fake humans. It is just a very large version of Disneyland." Philip K. Dick (11:18pm)
Alan B: s the data pressing at them from all sides. %u2026 Fake realities will create fake humans. Or, fake humans will generate fake realities and then sell them to other humans, turning them, eventually, into forgeries of themselves. So we wind up with fake humans inventing fake realities and then peddling them to other fake humans. It is just a very large version of Disneyland." Philip K. Dick (11:19pm)
Alan B: peddling them to other fake humans. It is just a very large version of Disneyland." Philip K. Dick (11:19pm)
Alan B: Via Philo Drummond (11:19pm)
Alan B: Gemeinschaft Society (11:21pm)
Alan B: Coals to Newcastle (11:24pm)
Alan B: http://bit.ly/19sma1i (11:26pm)
Salvador Golly: Milwaukee sub-genius checking in (11:27pm)
Alan B: Midwest runs this shit in chat room -- Ann Arbor (11:28pm)
Salvador Golly: Have a good friend that just moved to Ann Arbor (11:30pm)
Alan B: http://bit.ly/19sndON (11:32pm)
Alan B: I hope they have a high tolerance for fakeness and boredom (11:32pm)
Alan B: Pay to Playa Play! That's why we love Pete (11:34pm)
Alan B: Detroit -- leading the nation in bum pee (11:35pm)
Salvador Golly: He works for the federal gov, so yes (11:35pm)
Alan B: He'll fit right in. For the EPA? They have a giant, walled compound on the north side. (11:36pm)
Alan B: If you sign a contract you're supposed to keep up the payments... (11:38pm)
Alan B: Good old Dr. Sal (11:40pm)
Salvador Golly: No, patent office actually (11:40pm)
Alan B: Novel! (11:41pm)
Alan B: LOL the patent office is in Detroit. (11:42pm)
Alan B: Ish kabibble! (11:43pm)
Alan B: Michael Peppe, libertarian. (11:44pm)
Alan B: even even odd odd, one of us, one of us (11:45pm)
Alan B: "Ische ga bibble?" (11:46pm)
Alan B: Michael Peppe, leg man (11:47pm)
Alan B: Band name: Irritable Gay Man (11:48pm)
Alan B: NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND (11:48pm)
Alan B: BMIR = RADIO DISNEY (11:49pm)
Salvador Golly: No the patent office is in Alexandria va. Examiners can work from home from anywhere in the 48 after about 5 years (11:50pm)
Alan B: Honest.ly, Salvador, your friend chose well. Ann Arbor is truly a nice place to raise your kids up. We do indeed have chuches, and liquor stores. (11:51pm)
Salvador Golly: He had the most comically unbearable catholic wedding. Two hours from end to end (11:54pm)
Alan B: http://bit.ly/19sqtJU (11:54pm)
Salvador Golly: And I'm pretty sure he hated most of it too O_o (11:55pm)
Alan B: Well, I'm a married man and I must admit that you do what must be done. (11:56pm)
Alan B: "They were ravers," and therefore expendible filth. (11:57pm)
Alan B: Order more boxcars for the ravers. (11:57pm)
Alan B: End the dayglo menace for the Fatherland! (11:58pm)
Alan B: http://bit.ly/19srthh (12:00am)
Alan B: We will pray with those old druids, They drink fermented fluids, Waltzing naked though the woo-ids, And it's good enough for me (12:03am)
Karen Carpenter: i'm qearing an NCN t-shirt (12:04am)
Enema d'Etat: I am flush with victory over bullshyte (12:04am)
Alan B: I have a soft spot for Phineas Narco. (12:04am)
Alan B: Hey, ho, way tto go, Ohio. (12:05am)
Smoldering Fetus: woe begone past (12:05am)
Alan B: Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair. (12:06am)
Mickle Peepee: tinkle into the wind for god (12:07am)
Alan B: http://bit.ly/19ssPZv (12:07am)
Alan B: Jesus, the nostalgia in here . . . (12:07am)
Petard Goldy: hoist me (12:08am)
Alan B: Kodachrome . . . it give you the nice, bright colors, (12:08am)
Alan B: Petard Goldy wins the chatbox (12:08am)
Alan B: It was Pig Night at the Oh Mony Padme Sigma House. We had escaped from the crowd and stood trembling under the dwarf maples. (12:09am)
Alan B: Dr. Hal has a decent accent. (12:11am)
Bambam Lamour: Tonight I am willing to love you one and all, for FREE ! Meet me in the boudoir, my darlings ! (12:13am)
Bambam Lamour: Butt we must practice safe sex -- we will all wear condoms, and do it in a condominium. And if you eat me out, please use a condoment (12:17am)
Alan B: That was fun! (12:25am)
Alan B: KrOB!! (12:29am)
Alan B: The terrible two-some, back together again. (12:30am)
Alan B: http://bit.ly/19sw6b2 (12:31am)
Alan B: Valencia St. siren -- everybody drink! (12:33am)
Alan B: I'm crushed that I cannot attend this KrOB extravaganza of Demme films. (12:34am)
Alan B: Pete Goldie, batting cleanup for Dr. Hal for a tenth of a century. (12:34am)
Alan B: http://bit.ly/19swUNk (12:37am)
Alan B: Michael Peppe, masher (12:38am)
Alan B: Dish, girlfriend!!! Puz Ev is gittin' some lovin' (12:38am)
Alan B: Hail, hail Jefferson, land of the free and brave! (12:39am)
Alan B: Vingt minutes que rest avant le fin du show. (12:40am)
vj pussycat: i love me some wolf brand chili (12:41am)
Alan B: Michael Peppe, holder of three of The Four Peas. (12:41am)
Alan B: A rat done bit my sister Nell, and whitey's pissin' on the moon. (12:42am)
Alan B: Billions and billions of pee. (12:43am)
Alan B: By your pee you shall be known. (12:43am)
Alan B: Aliens, do they ever lift? (12:44am)
Alan B: Dinosaur in drag: http://bit.ly/19sy2Aw (12:46am)
Alan B: Antelope Freeway, 1/8th mile (12:47am)
Alan B: http://bit.ly/19sykHE (12:49am)
Alan B: Rick Dees is a homunculus (12:49am)
Alan B: Burning man uber alles. (12:49am)
Alan B: Peter's Pay for Playa Plan. The Four Ps! (12:50am)
Alan B: Michael Peppe, rugged individualist (12:51am)
Alan B: How much will they pay for a fistfight between Poundin' Pete Goldie and Horrible John Hell? (12:52am)
Alan B: The Trotsky Brothers (12:54am)
Alan B: Michael Peppe, radio consultant (12:55am)
Alan B: Keep 'em bareful, pregnant and chained to a Miss. (12:56am)
Alan B: Barefoot. Damn autocorrect! (12:56am)
Alan B: The show will crater into the moon in T-3 minutes. (12:57am)
Alan B: Whitey is fixin' to slam into the moon right soon. \ (12:57am)
Alan B: Beatrix Fuckin' Potter! (12:58am)
Alan B: Cue the National Anthem, whitey. (12:58am)
Alan B: Bon soir, et bon matain. (12:59am)
ugh: that guy bragging abiuthiswed (1:55am)
ugh: he's a bit too loud bragging abiut his weed and his conquests (1:57am)
Chatroom History
September 6, 2013 10:00pm - 2:30am
BB: TALK ABOUT BIRDS (10:32pm)
Alan B: Welcome back, Dr. Hal. (10:56pm)
Alan B: Oh, and hey, Pete. (10:57pm)
Alan B: That's insane! Nobody cleans Radio Valencia. (10:58pm)
Alan B: even even odd odd (10:59pm)
Alan B: Puzz Ev is a mench. (11:00pm)
Alan B: The radio audience will provide questions via mail. (11:04pm)
Alan B: I found one behind a pay phone. (11:07pm)
Alan B: Band name: Pubic Boot (11:11pm)
Alan B: Rocnar hate Turoc! (11:12pm)
Alan B: "The matter of defining what is real %u2026 is a serious topic, even a vital topic. And in there somewhere is the other topic, the definition of the authentic human. Because the bombardment of pseudo-realities begins to produce inauthentic humans very quickly, spurious humans %u2014 as fake as the data pressing at them from all sides. %u2026 Fake realities will create fake humans. Or, fake humans will generate fake realities and then sell them to other humans, turning them, eventually, into forgeries of themselves. So we wind up with fake humans inventing fake realities and then peddling them to other fake humans. It is just a very large version of Disneyland." Philip K. Dick (11:18pm)
Alan B: s the data pressing at them from all sides. %u2026 Fake realities will create fake humans. Or, fake humans will generate fake realities and then sell them to other humans, turning them, eventually, into forgeries of themselves. So we wind up with fake humans inventing fake realities and then peddling them to other fake humans. It is just a very large version of Disneyland." Philip K. Dick (11:19pm)
Alan B: peddling them to other fake humans. It is just a very large version of Disneyland." Philip K. Dick (11:19pm)
Alan B: Via Philo Drummond (11:19pm)
Alan B: Gemeinschaft Society (11:21pm)
Alan B: Coals to Newcastle (11:24pm)
Alan B: http://bit.ly/19sma1i (11:26pm)
Salvador Golly: Milwaukee sub-genius checking in (11:27pm)
Alan B: Midwest runs this shit in chat room -- Ann Arbor (11:28pm)
Salvador Golly: Have a good friend that just moved to Ann Arbor (11:30pm)
Alan B: http://bit.ly/19sndON (11:32pm)
Alan B: I hope they have a high tolerance for fakeness and boredom (11:32pm)
Alan B: Pay to Playa Play! That's why we love Pete (11:34pm)
Alan B: Detroit -- leading the nation in bum pee (11:35pm)
Salvador Golly: He works for the federal gov, so yes (11:35pm)
Alan B: He'll fit right in. For the EPA? They have a giant, walled compound on the north side. (11:36pm)
Alan B: If you sign a contract you're supposed to keep up the payments... (11:38pm)
Alan B: Good old Dr. Sal (11:40pm)
Salvador Golly: No, patent office actually (11:40pm)
Alan B: Novel! (11:41pm)
Alan B: LOL the patent office is in Detroit. (11:42pm)
Alan B: Ish kabibble! (11:43pm)
Alan B: Michael Peppe, libertarian. (11:44pm)
Alan B: even even odd odd, one of us, one of us (11:45pm)
Alan B: "Ische ga bibble?" (11:46pm)
Alan B: Michael Peppe, leg man (11:47pm)
Alan B: Band name: Irritable Gay Man (11:48pm)
Alan B: NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND (11:48pm)
Alan B: BMIR = RADIO DISNEY (11:49pm)
Salvador Golly: No the patent office is in Alexandria va. Examiners can work from home from anywhere in the 48 after about 5 years (11:50pm)
Alan B: Honest.ly, Salvador, your friend chose well. Ann Arbor is truly a nice place to raise your kids up. We do indeed have chuches, and liquor stores. (11:51pm)
Salvador Golly: He had the most comically unbearable catholic wedding. Two hours from end to end (11:54pm)
Alan B: http://bit.ly/19sqtJU (11:54pm)
Salvador Golly: And I'm pretty sure he hated most of it too O_o (11:55pm)
Alan B: Well, I'm a married man and I must admit that you do what must be done. (11:56pm)
Alan B: "They were ravers," and therefore expendible filth. (11:57pm)
Alan B: Order more boxcars for the ravers. (11:57pm)
Alan B: End the dayglo menace for the Fatherland! (11:58pm)
Alan B: http://bit.ly/19srthh (12:00am)
Alan B: We will pray with those old druids, They drink fermented fluids, Waltzing naked though the woo-ids, And it's good enough for me (12:03am)
Karen Carpenter: i'm qearing an NCN t-shirt (12:04am)
Enema d'Etat: I am flush with victory over bullshyte (12:04am)
Alan B: I have a soft spot for Phineas Narco. (12:04am)
Alan B: Hey, ho, way tto go, Ohio. (12:05am)
Smoldering Fetus: woe begone past (12:05am)
Alan B: Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair. (12:06am)
Mickle Peepee: tinkle into the wind for god (12:07am)
Alan B: http://bit.ly/19ssPZv (12:07am)
Alan B: Jesus, the nostalgia in here . . . (12:07am)
Petard Goldy: hoist me (12:08am)
Alan B: Kodachrome . . . it give you the nice, bright colors, (12:08am)
Alan B: Petard Goldy wins the chatbox (12:08am)
Alan B: It was Pig Night at the Oh Mony Padme Sigma House. We had escaped from the crowd and stood trembling under the dwarf maples. (12:09am)
Alan B: Dr. Hal has a decent accent. (12:11am)
Bambam Lamour: Tonight I am willing to love you one and all, for FREE ! Meet me in the boudoir, my darlings ! (12:13am)
Bambam Lamour: Butt we must practice safe sex -- we will all wear condoms, and do it in a condominium. And if you eat me out, please use a condoment (12:17am)
Alan B: That was fun! (12:25am)
Alan B: KrOB!! (12:29am)
Alan B: The terrible two-some, back together again. (12:30am)
Alan B: http://bit.ly/19sw6b2 (12:31am)
Alan B: Valencia St. siren -- everybody drink! (12:33am)
Alan B: I'm crushed that I cannot attend this KrOB extravaganza of Demme films. (12:34am)
Alan B: Pete Goldie, batting cleanup for Dr. Hal for a tenth of a century. (12:34am)
Alan B: http://bit.ly/19swUNk (12:37am)
Alan B: Michael Peppe, masher (12:38am)
Alan B: Dish, girlfriend!!! Puz Ev is gittin' some lovin' (12:38am)
Alan B: Hail, hail Jefferson, land of the free and brave! (12:39am)
Alan B: Vingt minutes que rest avant le fin du show. (12:40am)
vj pussycat: i love me some wolf brand chili (12:41am)
Alan B: Michael Peppe, holder of three of The Four Peas. (12:41am)
Alan B: A rat done bit my sister Nell, and whitey's pissin' on the moon. (12:42am)
Alan B: Billions and billions of pee. (12:43am)
Alan B: By your pee you shall be known. (12:43am)
Alan B: Aliens, do they ever lift? (12:44am)
Alan B: Dinosaur in drag: http://bit.ly/19sy2Aw (12:46am)
Alan B: Antelope Freeway, 1/8th mile (12:47am)
Alan B: http://bit.ly/19sykHE (12:49am)
Alan B: Rick Dees is a homunculus (12:49am)
Alan B: Burning man uber alles. (12:49am)
Alan B: Peter's Pay for Playa Plan. The Four Ps! (12:50am)
Alan B: Michael Peppe, rugged individualist (12:51am)
Alan B: How much will they pay for a fistfight between Poundin' Pete Goldie and Horrible John Hell? (12:52am)
Alan B: The Trotsky Brothers (12:54am)
Alan B: Michael Peppe, radio consultant (12:55am)
Alan B: Keep 'em bareful, pregnant and chained to a Miss. (12:56am)
Alan B: Barefoot. Damn autocorrect! (12:56am)
Alan B: The show will crater into the moon in T-3 minutes. (12:57am)
Alan B: Whitey is fixin' to slam into the moon right soon. \ (12:57am)
Alan B: Beatrix Fuckin' Potter! (12:58am)
Alan B: Cue the National Anthem, whitey. (12:58am)
Alan B: Bon soir, et bon matain. (12:59am)
ugh: that guy bragging abiuthiswed (1:55am)
ugh: he's a bit too loud bragging abiut his weed and his conquests (1:57am)
THE NOT HAL THREE
August 30, 2013 10:00pm
Dr. Hal is away at That Thing I.T.D., busy creating new ways to describe heat, dust and lack of sleep. Hal will return fresh, tan and rested next week. In the meantime, allow these three Ask Dr Hal Show staffers to rub radio over your skin or you will get the hose again.
Chatroom History
August 30, 2013 10:00pm - 1:30am
Sherilyn: The Ask Dr. Hal Show is on the air, now with 100% less Dr. Hal! (10:10pm)
Dr. Penny: Play it Sherilyn!!!!! (10:10pm)
Sherilyn: It is being played! (10:10pm)
Dr. Penny: Must've been a thorn. (11:41pm)
Dr. Penny: Booper!!!! (12:20am)
Dr. Penny: Moist. (12:28am)
Dr. Penny: Nose hair pzlg hal pre-moistens the studio. (12:32am)
Dr. Penny: Now there's One Direction to moisten the young teens. (12:35am)
Chatroom History
August 30, 2013 10:00pm - 1:30am
Sherilyn: The Ask Dr. Hal Show is on the air, now with 100% less Dr. Hal! (10:10pm)
Dr. Penny: Play it Sherilyn!!!!! (10:10pm)
Sherilyn: It is being played! (10:10pm)
Dr. Penny: Must've been a thorn. (11:41pm)
Dr. Penny: Booper!!!! (12:20am)
Dr. Penny: Moist. (12:28am)
Dr. Penny: Nose hair pzlg hal pre-moistens the studio. (12:32am)
Dr. Penny: Now there's One Direction to moisten the young teens. (12:35am)
...BUT IS IT... ART?
August 23, 2013 10:00pm
The Art of a Vocal Performance, we find, Is augmented easily, time out of mind. A few Sound Effects and some Studio Guests (But just keep the good ones and filter out pests), And you're off like a rocket, to yammer all night (Because you CAN do it does NOT make it right)!
Last Night's Show I Did Remember To Podcast
August 16, 2013 10:00pm
Dr Hal is visited by KrOB on the anniversary of Elvis's death.
Chatroom History
August 16, 2013 10:00pm - 1:30am
A B: I really wasn't going to stay up this late. Did I miss the poem? (10:27pm)
A B: olinguitos (10:29pm)
A B: http://slate.me/13s6Raa (10:29pm)
Karen Carpenter: KrOB's birthdat today, Dr Hal (10:35pm)
A B: And now we know. (10:44pm)
A B: Fried eggs. (10:56pm)
A B: I'm hoping for more KrOB and/or Puzzling Evidence experimentation. (10:59pm)
A B: Wolfman Jack the traitor! (11:04pm)
A B: http://bit.ly/12crHrm (11:11pm)
A B: Pete said Europa Report was too scientifically correct to be interesting. http://bit.ly/12csmsT (11:17pm)
A B: RKO/Culver/Desilu/Paramount: http://bit.ly/12csCId (11:19pm)
A B: Self-awareness is a good thing. (11:20pm)
A B: http://bit.ly/12ct61e (11:23pm)
A B: Doesn't that happen weekly, Fridays at 10 PST? (11:24pm)
A B: http://bit.ly/12ctI75 (11:29pm)
A B: http://bit.ly/12cuwZt (11:38pm)
A B: http://amzn.to/12cuWix (11:43pm)
A B: http://bit.ly/12cv2qi (11:45pm)
A B: I love this crazy hymn. (11:52pm)
A B: http://bit.ly/12cvFAr (11:52pm)
A B: Bon soir, mes amis. (11:59pm)
Fried Egg: Put me on it and all is better (12:00am)
vj pussycat: i love custard (12:20am)
vj pussycat: salami (12:24am)
vj pussycat: terry gilliam was the american (12:40am)
Fried Egg: Look....no one here..bye hAL (12:59am)
Fried Egg: I said "Terry G was the AMERICAN!!!!! This ius our song! (1:00am)
Chatroom History
August 16, 2013 10:00pm - 1:30am
A B: I really wasn't going to stay up this late. Did I miss the poem? (10:27pm)
A B: olinguitos (10:29pm)
A B: http://slate.me/13s6Raa (10:29pm)
Karen Carpenter: KrOB's birthdat today, Dr Hal (10:35pm)
A B: And now we know. (10:44pm)
A B: Fried eggs. (10:56pm)
A B: I'm hoping for more KrOB and/or Puzzling Evidence experimentation. (10:59pm)
A B: Wolfman Jack the traitor! (11:04pm)
A B: http://bit.ly/12crHrm (11:11pm)
A B: Pete said Europa Report was too scientifically correct to be interesting. http://bit.ly/12csmsT (11:17pm)
A B: RKO/Culver/Desilu/Paramount: http://bit.ly/12csCId (11:19pm)
A B: Self-awareness is a good thing. (11:20pm)
A B: http://bit.ly/12ct61e (11:23pm)
A B: Doesn't that happen weekly, Fridays at 10 PST? (11:24pm)
A B: http://bit.ly/12ctI75 (11:29pm)
A B: http://bit.ly/12cuwZt (11:38pm)
A B: http://amzn.to/12cuWix (11:43pm)
A B: http://bit.ly/12cv2qi (11:45pm)
A B: I love this crazy hymn. (11:52pm)
A B: http://bit.ly/12cvFAr (11:52pm)
A B: Bon soir, mes amis. (11:59pm)
Fried Egg: Put me on it and all is better (12:00am)
vj pussycat: i love custard (12:20am)
vj pussycat: salami (12:24am)
vj pussycat: terry gilliam was the american (12:40am)
Fried Egg: Look....no one here..bye hAL (12:59am)
Fried Egg: I said "Terry G was the AMERICAN!!!!! This ius our song! (1:00am)
Last Week's Podcast I Forgot To Post
August 9, 2013 10:00pm
Blah blah blah
Chatroom History
August 9, 2013 10:00pm - 1:30am
DrPantzFunkley: hip hip hooray (10:01pm)
A B: Bonsoir, Dr. Hal! (10:18pm)
A B: Yeah, poetry! Yeah, Prufrock! (10:29pm)
A B: http://bit.ly/11TfVlv (10:30pm)
A B: Nice. (10:38pm)
A B: I think they're all bozos on this bust. (10:41pm)
A B: Play some music, drag a mic over to the party and find the booze! (10:44pm)
A B: Even if it for only two days, I shall also wreck my back and poo in the turdis. I shall attend. (10:48pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: the mainstream & popup players for radio valencia totally suck. (10:55pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Hermes Nanomegistus (10:57pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: I was born w/o a foreskin or hymen. Can you explain this away for me ? I offer you my virginity in either case. (10:58pm)
A B: Jaime was born without a 4chan? (10:58pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: If I eat my fingernails and hair clippings, am I a cannibal, or merely autophagous ? (10:59pm)
A B: I refuse to discuss religion. (10:59pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: I am Mythos, not Religio (11:00pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: Dr Hal : The Living Stuff of Legends (11:01pm)
A B: On this philosophy we can agree. (11:01pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: It is a curious fact that of that class of raconteurs to which Dr Hal belongs, that he is a SubGenius. His fantastical mendacity remains the classical example of absurdio ad nauseum. (11:01pm)
DrPantzFunkley: test (11:01pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: The adaptability of such a species of composition to local and topical uses might well be considered prejudicial to its chances of obtaining a permanent place in literal reality. Yet he endures, albeit under suspect circumstances. (11:01pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: His notoriety is universal, his character proverbial, and his name as familiar as that of William Shakespeare, to other Subgenii at least. (11:02pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: Condemned by the learned as worthless, he has nonetheless achieved universal fame and artistic immortality. Indeed, his biographical historicality possesses a generic interest apart from whatever of obscurity or of curiosity it may have to recommend it. Amen. (11:02pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: His is a satirical production calculated to throw ridicule on the bold assertions of some parliamentary declaimers. (11:03pm)
A B: Someone needs to start collecting his art and publishing it. (11:03pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: If rant may be best foiled at its own weapons, the good Dr Hal's design is not ill-founded; for the marvellous has never been carried to a more whimsical and ludicrous extent. This substantial if peculiar merit can hardly be denied. (11:03pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: Many people have entertained erroneous notions as to his authority and genesis, which they have circulated with complete assurance; but they have not felt it incumbent upon themselves to support their views with any perspicacity, merely for the purpose of burlesquing his unfairly treated work. (11:04pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: The erratic erotic character of his perfunctory philosophic peregrinations may be said, with perfect impartiality, to be distingauishing feature of the style of patois that he propagates. (11:05pm)
A B: You got a real purty mouth. (11:05pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: His chequered career offers a chapter in biography which has quite as many points of singularity. (11:06pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: His avocation for polite letters ( which were afterwards so successfully ransacked and palgiarized by Ezra Pound ) has, of course, been abundantly justified by later investigations. (11:06pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: And herewith, enough will have been said to make manifest his very remarkable and somewhat prolix versatility. (11:06pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: His impudence relieves us of any difficulty in resolving the question, to whom (if any one) does he owe the original conception of his character, whose fame is now so universal, albeit so embellished with palpably extravagant lies as to crack with a humour that was all its own. (11:07pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: The trademark praxis of Dr Hal has been a sovereign specific against bores and all other kinds of serious or irrelevant people, while it naturally endears him to the friends of whom he has no small number. (11:08pm)
A B: I didn't know Stang played vibes. (11:08pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: Hal tells his stories with imperturbable sang froid, in a wet manner, and with perfect naturalness and simplicity. (11:09pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: He speaks as a man of the world, without circumlocution; his misadventures are numerous and perhaps singular, but only such as might have been expected to happen to a man of so much experience. (11:09pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: In short, so strangely entertaining are both the manner and matter of his narratives, that "Halisms" have become a by-word among a host of appreciative acquaintances. (11:09pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: The result is a curious medley, which testifies clearly to learning and wit, and also to the turning over of musty old books of facetiæ written in execrable Latin: (11:10pm)
A B: Living in a tent in a downpour is my idea of Hell on Earth. (11:10pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: Get a Hennessy Expedition Hammock -- the best (11:10pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: De Insigni Mendacio. Faber clavicularius quem superius fabrum mendaciorum dixi, narravit se tempore belli, credens suos se subsecuturos equitando ad cujusdam oppidi portas penetrasse: (11:10pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: et cum ad portas venisset cataractam turre demissam, equum suum post ephippium discidisse, dimidiatumque reliquisse, atque se media parte equi ad forum usque oppidi equitasse, et caedem non modicam peregisse. (11:11pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: Sed cum retrocedere vellet multitudine hostium obrutus, tum demum equum cecidisse seque captum fuisse. (11:11pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: Amen (11:11pm)
A B: http://bit.ly/15WDc6S (11:11pm)
A B: This is relavant to my interests. (11:12pm)
Myriam Webster: relevant, you twit (11:13pm)
A B: I actually uncorrected that. Huh. (11:13pm)
Dianne Feinstein: Welcome to San Francisco, Ivan Stang. Now go home, (11:15pm)
Dianne Feinstein: We don't need your kind here. SF is kooky enuf (11:16pm)
Harvey Milk: Moo... I've reincarnated as a cow... Somebody Milk me, please (11:17pm)
A B: Au revoir. . . I must lie down and retact my fangs until morning. (11:20pm)
Billy Shakespier: " Dr Hal " Robins pretends to be an erudite Man of Letters, but in sad Fact of Point, he is a blustering blowhard buffoon, a boffin who doesn't know Omega from Jod, nor a Phoneme from a Meme. (11:23pm)
Billy Shakespier: The charlatan poseur can't Parse a Noun, Conjugate an Adjective, nor Dangle a Participle, yet fortunately he actually is Fabulously Funny. (11:23pm)
Billy Shakespier: His performance is enhanced by exegetic semantics, generously generated by his daemon-possessed brain and delivered via his forked tongue, a plentiful proffering of pandering palaver and patois, thinly disguised as Platonic philosophizing, overtly paraphrased in pointless parables, and vacillating between virtual virginity and vulgar vulval gratification. (11:24pm)
Billy Shakespier: and vacillating between virtual virginity and vulgar vulval gratification. (11:24pm)
Billy Shakespier: His oration is saturated with perorations, themselves peppered with titillating demagogic allusions to intimations of intimacy, apparently intended to pacify the Listener's archetypal psychogenic Fear of Candiru ( Vandelia cirrhosa , v.i. ). (11:24pm)
Billy Shakespier: It tends, however, to leave one feeling drained, inutterably exhausted with desultory ennui, and soaked in salacious sordidity, yet strangely, oddly, weirdly, implausibly... Satisfied ... And all this from a Hominid who couldn't say "Fuque You" even if his mouth was full of Prairie Squid... (11:25pm)
James Dean: I despond of the needful order of things -- it perturbs my passions. The bent of nature is a thorn in my reasoning. I die for The Show (11:26pm)
Michael Hastings: Am I still dead ? (11:41pm)
Michael Hastings: Wha' happened ? I heard a big boom... (11:41pm)
Ivana Trump-Stang: I want a divorce, dahling (11:44pm)
DrPantzFunkley: lll (11:52pm)
Karen Carpenter: here is a fresh chat, Hal (12:27am)
DrPantzFunkley: hi (12:30am)
Chatroom History
August 9, 2013 10:00pm - 1:30am
DrPantzFunkley: hip hip hooray (10:01pm)
A B: Bonsoir, Dr. Hal! (10:18pm)
A B: Yeah, poetry! Yeah, Prufrock! (10:29pm)
A B: http://bit.ly/11TfVlv (10:30pm)
A B: Nice. (10:38pm)
A B: I think they're all bozos on this bust. (10:41pm)
A B: Play some music, drag a mic over to the party and find the booze! (10:44pm)
A B: Even if it for only two days, I shall also wreck my back and poo in the turdis. I shall attend. (10:48pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: the mainstream & popup players for radio valencia totally suck. (10:55pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Hermes Nanomegistus (10:57pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: I was born w/o a foreskin or hymen. Can you explain this away for me ? I offer you my virginity in either case. (10:58pm)
A B: Jaime was born without a 4chan? (10:58pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: If I eat my fingernails and hair clippings, am I a cannibal, or merely autophagous ? (10:59pm)
A B: I refuse to discuss religion. (10:59pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: I am Mythos, not Religio (11:00pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: Dr Hal : The Living Stuff of Legends (11:01pm)
A B: On this philosophy we can agree. (11:01pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: It is a curious fact that of that class of raconteurs to which Dr Hal belongs, that he is a SubGenius. His fantastical mendacity remains the classical example of absurdio ad nauseum. (11:01pm)
DrPantzFunkley: test (11:01pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: The adaptability of such a species of composition to local and topical uses might well be considered prejudicial to its chances of obtaining a permanent place in literal reality. Yet he endures, albeit under suspect circumstances. (11:01pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: His notoriety is universal, his character proverbial, and his name as familiar as that of William Shakespeare, to other Subgenii at least. (11:02pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: Condemned by the learned as worthless, he has nonetheless achieved universal fame and artistic immortality. Indeed, his biographical historicality possesses a generic interest apart from whatever of obscurity or of curiosity it may have to recommend it. Amen. (11:02pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: His is a satirical production calculated to throw ridicule on the bold assertions of some parliamentary declaimers. (11:03pm)
A B: Someone needs to start collecting his art and publishing it. (11:03pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: If rant may be best foiled at its own weapons, the good Dr Hal's design is not ill-founded; for the marvellous has never been carried to a more whimsical and ludicrous extent. This substantial if peculiar merit can hardly be denied. (11:03pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: Many people have entertained erroneous notions as to his authority and genesis, which they have circulated with complete assurance; but they have not felt it incumbent upon themselves to support their views with any perspicacity, merely for the purpose of burlesquing his unfairly treated work. (11:04pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: The erratic erotic character of his perfunctory philosophic peregrinations may be said, with perfect impartiality, to be distingauishing feature of the style of patois that he propagates. (11:05pm)
A B: You got a real purty mouth. (11:05pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: His chequered career offers a chapter in biography which has quite as many points of singularity. (11:06pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: His avocation for polite letters ( which were afterwards so successfully ransacked and palgiarized by Ezra Pound ) has, of course, been abundantly justified by later investigations. (11:06pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: And herewith, enough will have been said to make manifest his very remarkable and somewhat prolix versatility. (11:06pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: His impudence relieves us of any difficulty in resolving the question, to whom (if any one) does he owe the original conception of his character, whose fame is now so universal, albeit so embellished with palpably extravagant lies as to crack with a humour that was all its own. (11:07pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: The trademark praxis of Dr Hal has been a sovereign specific against bores and all other kinds of serious or irrelevant people, while it naturally endears him to the friends of whom he has no small number. (11:08pm)
A B: I didn't know Stang played vibes. (11:08pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: Hal tells his stories with imperturbable sang froid, in a wet manner, and with perfect naturalness and simplicity. (11:09pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: He speaks as a man of the world, without circumlocution; his misadventures are numerous and perhaps singular, but only such as might have been expected to happen to a man of so much experience. (11:09pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: In short, so strangely entertaining are both the manner and matter of his narratives, that "Halisms" have become a by-word among a host of appreciative acquaintances. (11:09pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: The result is a curious medley, which testifies clearly to learning and wit, and also to the turning over of musty old books of facetiæ written in execrable Latin: (11:10pm)
A B: Living in a tent in a downpour is my idea of Hell on Earth. (11:10pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: Get a Hennessy Expedition Hammock -- the best (11:10pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: De Insigni Mendacio. Faber clavicularius quem superius fabrum mendaciorum dixi, narravit se tempore belli, credens suos se subsecuturos equitando ad cujusdam oppidi portas penetrasse: (11:10pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: et cum ad portas venisset cataractam turre demissam, equum suum post ephippium discidisse, dimidiatumque reliquisse, atque se media parte equi ad forum usque oppidi equitasse, et caedem non modicam peregisse. (11:11pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: Sed cum retrocedere vellet multitudine hostium obrutus, tum demum equum cecidisse seque captum fuisse. (11:11pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: Amen (11:11pm)
A B: http://bit.ly/15WDc6S (11:11pm)
A B: This is relavant to my interests. (11:12pm)
Myriam Webster: relevant, you twit (11:13pm)
A B: I actually uncorrected that. Huh. (11:13pm)
Dianne Feinstein: Welcome to San Francisco, Ivan Stang. Now go home, (11:15pm)
Dianne Feinstein: We don't need your kind here. SF is kooky enuf (11:16pm)
Harvey Milk: Moo... I've reincarnated as a cow... Somebody Milk me, please (11:17pm)
A B: Au revoir. . . I must lie down and retact my fangs until morning. (11:20pm)
Billy Shakespier: " Dr Hal " Robins pretends to be an erudite Man of Letters, but in sad Fact of Point, he is a blustering blowhard buffoon, a boffin who doesn't know Omega from Jod, nor a Phoneme from a Meme. (11:23pm)
Billy Shakespier: The charlatan poseur can't Parse a Noun, Conjugate an Adjective, nor Dangle a Participle, yet fortunately he actually is Fabulously Funny. (11:23pm)
Billy Shakespier: His performance is enhanced by exegetic semantics, generously generated by his daemon-possessed brain and delivered via his forked tongue, a plentiful proffering of pandering palaver and patois, thinly disguised as Platonic philosophizing, overtly paraphrased in pointless parables, and vacillating between virtual virginity and vulgar vulval gratification. (11:24pm)
Billy Shakespier: and vacillating between virtual virginity and vulgar vulval gratification. (11:24pm)
Billy Shakespier: His oration is saturated with perorations, themselves peppered with titillating demagogic allusions to intimations of intimacy, apparently intended to pacify the Listener's archetypal psychogenic Fear of Candiru ( Vandelia cirrhosa , v.i. ). (11:24pm)
Billy Shakespier: It tends, however, to leave one feeling drained, inutterably exhausted with desultory ennui, and soaked in salacious sordidity, yet strangely, oddly, weirdly, implausibly... Satisfied ... And all this from a Hominid who couldn't say "Fuque You" even if his mouth was full of Prairie Squid... (11:25pm)
James Dean: I despond of the needful order of things -- it perturbs my passions. The bent of nature is a thorn in my reasoning. I die for The Show (11:26pm)
Michael Hastings: Am I still dead ? (11:41pm)
Michael Hastings: Wha' happened ? I heard a big boom... (11:41pm)
Ivana Trump-Stang: I want a divorce, dahling (11:44pm)
DrPantzFunkley: lll (11:52pm)
Karen Carpenter: here is a fresh chat, Hal (12:27am)
DrPantzFunkley: hi (12:30am)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Dr. Mrs. GIRLFRIEND!
August 2, 2013 10:00pm
Dr. Hal Robins tries to do another award winning question and answer radio show, only to be interrupted repeatedly by Sarah Szczechowicz Goldie as she describes her totally awesome birthday. Puzzling Evidence provides historical context to this momentous day as Mrs. Goldie's husband sits impotently by.
KrOB does not bring her a present. Boooo.
Chatroom History
August 2, 2013 10:00pm - 2:30am
A B: http://bit.ly/16PxFOq (10:11pm)
A B: I'm not sure, but I think those spiders are in a cave, grooving with a pict. (10:12pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: Rarely have life's sweetness and bitterness been embraced with more even-glanded genius than in the provocative, original, and unsettling work of Dr Hal Robins. (10:24pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: He offers an an ethos of vision %u2014- a way of grappling with whatever the world has to offer %u2014- in the indomitable force and lucidity of his propaganda. (10:24pm)
A B: A silver-tounged devil. (10:25pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: Unfortunately for his academic careers, his theory of Yeti-dinosaur interbreeding contravenes our intellectual inheritance from Darwin and, for that matter, Plato, and it will ring false to many of his contemporaries in theoretical paleontology. (10:25pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: A platinum-lipped demon (10:26pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: Even so, his pithy patois is packed with more punchy wisdom than you find in bloviations ten times the length and duration. (10:26pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: With Dr Hal Robins, it's a simple exercise of his prodigious intellect to condemn the exclusion, amplify the reasons, and leave open the option of working with the telephoneurs -- it is a win-draw situation (10:27pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: To his detractors, he%u2019s ACADEMIC RISK writ large. If I were a conspiracy theorist, I might even suspect that all the fuss about Dr Hal is supposed to make us %u2018watch the birdie%u2019 -- a distraction from the real issue, which is ( he says ) : "How do we structure The Show to serve the needs of consumers and fascism in as safe a way as possible ?%u201D (10:28pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: to serve the needs of consumers and fascism in as safe a way as possible ?%u201D We don't. (10:29pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: wtf w/ this word processor, (10:29pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: Close up, he reeks of cannabis, offset with a liberal application of BurmaShave. That is why people often regurgitate spontaneously in his presence. Rumor has it that his name "Hal" is short for Halitosis (10:30pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: damn I type fast (10:30pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: Listeners are nonetheless blabbergasted by the cussed, contrary, wilful, protesting, obstreperous bantering that propagates from his oral maw. Every sentence is an ear-opener for the non-adept. (10:30pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: Dr Hal's hominidity is the rich effluvium, the waste and the manure and the soil from which flourishes his florid art, a flurried collage of classical colloquialisms and pseudo-random algorithmic soliloquies the likes of which are seldom heard on this planet. (10:32pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: Such is his oral art, to say nothing of his penmanship. But who is the man ? Dr Hal Robins was born in 1970 at age 25 in Xaxaq, Malta. He is the certified reincarnation of the renowned publisher, playwright, poet and critic T.S. Eliot ( d. 4 Jan. 1965 ) and of rock music god Jim Morrison ( d. 3. July 1971 ). (10:33pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: ( d. 3. July 1971 ). (10:33pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: His infancy was noteworthy for its inordinate length -- 12 years. (10:33pm)
A B: Happy birthday, Sarah! (10:34pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: Dr Hal's childhood was spent as a cabin boy aboard a Japanese whaling ship until he was rescued by Greenpeace activists at age 20. He served as their cabin boy for several years until he left to join the U.S. Navy. (10:34pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: Que Sera, Sarah? (10:34pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: Dr Hal became a pure vegetarian in 2005, when he received an experimental 3-stomach ruminal transplant at the Mossad Organ Clinic in Rio De Janiero. This soon resulted in him being banned from all municipal parks in San Francisco and many elsewheres due to the devastation wreaked by his unrestrained foraging -- no lawn was safe. (10:35pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: wreaked by his unrestrained foraging -- no lawn was safe. He also lost all rectal control as a result of a gross surgical error, and has undergone colon resectioning in an apparently futile effort to control the problem. (10:35pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: In 2012 he was banished altogether from San Francisco and all contiguous municipalities adjacent thereunto (10:35pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: Since then he has been sighted several times wandering naked in the hills of Bolinas, eating grass and copulating cattle. His behavior has been ascribed to Mad Cow Disease, but that is only a rumor since he has escaped capture and testing. Authorities believe he is being sheltered by faithful fans. (10:36pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: by faithful fans. (10:36pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: Dr Hal has revealed for the first time the inner structure and function of The Show in all its splendorous intricacy -- and its uncritical arrogance, dissolved in a post-modern goulash of gibberish and puffery (10:36pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: a ghoulish verisimilitude that gives compelling power to his factitious fictions, all the while indiscretely exposed by the speculum of his medical curiosity. He promises closure, and indeed provides it painlessly by liberal applications of super-glue and opiated vinegar. (10:37pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: His art forms champion the weak (women), defeated (American Indians), repellent (homosexuals) or otherwise inferior groups groping for attention. Still, he fails to reach the hardcore hippy holdouts who alone know the true secret. (10:37pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: This failure to commune may explain his professed politics as softcore leftist denialism with distinctly masochistic predilections, and overtones of "Austrian" economics. (10:38pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: Such pretentious posturing invites verbal and police abuse that inevitably overcompensates for an unperceivable preconception of deficit. (10:38pm)
A B: Go on, I am following you carefully. (10:38pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: Hypothetical self-evaluated empowerment, when tested in vivo versus Dr Hal, has proven woefully inadequate as a surrogate for alternative explanations of his phenomenal maifestations. (10:38pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: ooops ... My physique is naked ! I am sooo embare-asssed ... Please hold for a moment whilst i put some panties upon my buttocks and mons veneris ... ahhh ... ok ... all better now ... you were saying ? (10:39pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: I said : when you phase-conjugate your mind, then will be now (10:40pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: repetez, s'il vous plait (10:41pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: dear doctor animal -- My 2-year-old pupppy "Poopsy" doesnt bark -- she only says "Meow".And she hates kibble, and she hunts mice. Is something "wrong' with her ? I am seriously considering castrating the stupit critter. (10:41pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: can I get a second opinion ? Somebody help me, please (10:42pm)
Aunt Bertha: Dear Sirs or Madams : I , Aunt Bertha, do herewith & hereby Bequeth and Vouchsafe unto You, mine own original Virginity. It has been used, butt once. May it serve You as well in protecting your precious Vagina, if only by diverting unwanted Attention to other Orifices. It worked thus and so for me, despite my many and repeated efforts and attempts to consummate a concupiscient conclusion to my genomic agenda. Alas & alack, my Fate has been, to have no such Destiny... No progeny to perpetuate my aminos in conjunctive combinations with another gender of our mutual Species... Bye bye now... Signed Aunt Bertha (10:44pm)
Aunt Bertha: and so for me, despite my many and repeated efforts and attempts to consummate a concupiscient conclusion to my genomic agenda. Alas & alack, my Fate has been, to have no such Destiny... No progeny to perpetuate my aminos in conjunctive combinations with another gender of our mutual Species... (10:44pm)
Aunt Bertha: Remember Folks , Only Monsanto Can Save The Babies ! (10:45pm)
Benny Netanyahoo: I have a statuette of the Show on my fireplace mantle. I offer Blood Sacrifices to it every day. I hieroglyphicalistally ask of Thee, O Blessed Show, " Bread, Beer, and Beef " and " More Money " ! In the Bowels of Isis, I beseech thee, O Show : Grant this Boon unto me, your humble Listener ! I thank you in advance. Signed, Benny (10:45pm)
Puddling Effulgence: THIS SHOW PRODUCT IS PROVIDED "AS IS" WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EITHER EXPRESS OR IMPLIED. WITHOUT LIMITATION, TO THE FULLEST EXTENT ALLOWABLE BY LAW, END USER ASSUMES THE ENTIRE RISK AS TO THE QUALITY OF THE PERFORMANCE. (10:47pm)
Charley Magne: Mon cher monsieur ou madam -- Une day soon, the Merovingian Dynasty will rise again ! And then, everyone will speak French ! (10:51pm)
Charley Magne: even you boujois ninnies (10:51pm)
Clockwork Pink: I am Time Traveler from Past . I am Now to tell You : Stop The Show ! Stop The Show ! Stop The Show ! Please please. You are about to become an awful Monster that will eat all radio frequencies as food and pleasure. (10:53pm)
Trayvon: Hi, it's me, Trayvon Martin.... I just want to tell you all, I really enjoy being dead. Now I don't have to go through the rest of a lousy incarnation as a stupit punk with shit for brains & "culture", listening to my ugly-ass momma and low-life "friends" squawk jive bullshit. What a relief ! Thank you, Mr Zimmerman ! (10:54pm)
Trayvon: Thank you Mr Zimmerman (10:54pm)
G Zimmerman: You're very welcome (10:56pm)
Dr. Penny: Dr. Goldie is a good fix. (10:59pm)
A B: Zounds, fell asleep again. (11:06pm)
Alex G Bell: answer the phone please (11:07pm)
A B: And down goes the teleponic heckler. (11:10pm)
A B: Stand your ground against Dwarves! (11:16pm)
Officer Down: I've fallen and I can't get it up. Somebody help me, please (11:17pm)
Dr. Penny: The Goldies having a golden moment of making out. (11:33pm)
vj pussycat: did you get her a fedora? (11:51pm)
Dr. Penny: You can take one home at the end of the Haunted Mansion ride. (12:32am)
A B: Best show I ever slept through. (12:52am)
KrOB does not bring her a present. Boooo.
Chatroom History
August 2, 2013 10:00pm - 2:30am
A B: http://bit.ly/16PxFOq (10:11pm)
A B: I'm not sure, but I think those spiders are in a cave, grooving with a pict. (10:12pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: Rarely have life's sweetness and bitterness been embraced with more even-glanded genius than in the provocative, original, and unsettling work of Dr Hal Robins. (10:24pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: He offers an an ethos of vision %u2014- a way of grappling with whatever the world has to offer %u2014- in the indomitable force and lucidity of his propaganda. (10:24pm)
A B: A silver-tounged devil. (10:25pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: Unfortunately for his academic careers, his theory of Yeti-dinosaur interbreeding contravenes our intellectual inheritance from Darwin and, for that matter, Plato, and it will ring false to many of his contemporaries in theoretical paleontology. (10:25pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: A platinum-lipped demon (10:26pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: Even so, his pithy patois is packed with more punchy wisdom than you find in bloviations ten times the length and duration. (10:26pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: With Dr Hal Robins, it's a simple exercise of his prodigious intellect to condemn the exclusion, amplify the reasons, and leave open the option of working with the telephoneurs -- it is a win-draw situation (10:27pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: To his detractors, he%u2019s ACADEMIC RISK writ large. If I were a conspiracy theorist, I might even suspect that all the fuss about Dr Hal is supposed to make us %u2018watch the birdie%u2019 -- a distraction from the real issue, which is ( he says ) : "How do we structure The Show to serve the needs of consumers and fascism in as safe a way as possible ?%u201D (10:28pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: to serve the needs of consumers and fascism in as safe a way as possible ?%u201D We don't. (10:29pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: wtf w/ this word processor, (10:29pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: Close up, he reeks of cannabis, offset with a liberal application of BurmaShave. That is why people often regurgitate spontaneously in his presence. Rumor has it that his name "Hal" is short for Halitosis (10:30pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: damn I type fast (10:30pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: Listeners are nonetheless blabbergasted by the cussed, contrary, wilful, protesting, obstreperous bantering that propagates from his oral maw. Every sentence is an ear-opener for the non-adept. (10:30pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: Dr Hal's hominidity is the rich effluvium, the waste and the manure and the soil from which flourishes his florid art, a flurried collage of classical colloquialisms and pseudo-random algorithmic soliloquies the likes of which are seldom heard on this planet. (10:32pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: Such is his oral art, to say nothing of his penmanship. But who is the man ? Dr Hal Robins was born in 1970 at age 25 in Xaxaq, Malta. He is the certified reincarnation of the renowned publisher, playwright, poet and critic T.S. Eliot ( d. 4 Jan. 1965 ) and of rock music god Jim Morrison ( d. 3. July 1971 ). (10:33pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: ( d. 3. July 1971 ). (10:33pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: His infancy was noteworthy for its inordinate length -- 12 years. (10:33pm)
A B: Happy birthday, Sarah! (10:34pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: Dr Hal's childhood was spent as a cabin boy aboard a Japanese whaling ship until he was rescued by Greenpeace activists at age 20. He served as their cabin boy for several years until he left to join the U.S. Navy. (10:34pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: Que Sera, Sarah? (10:34pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: Dr Hal became a pure vegetarian in 2005, when he received an experimental 3-stomach ruminal transplant at the Mossad Organ Clinic in Rio De Janiero. This soon resulted in him being banned from all municipal parks in San Francisco and many elsewheres due to the devastation wreaked by his unrestrained foraging -- no lawn was safe. (10:35pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: wreaked by his unrestrained foraging -- no lawn was safe. He also lost all rectal control as a result of a gross surgical error, and has undergone colon resectioning in an apparently futile effort to control the problem. (10:35pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: In 2012 he was banished altogether from San Francisco and all contiguous municipalities adjacent thereunto (10:35pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: Since then he has been sighted several times wandering naked in the hills of Bolinas, eating grass and copulating cattle. His behavior has been ascribed to Mad Cow Disease, but that is only a rumor since he has escaped capture and testing. Authorities believe he is being sheltered by faithful fans. (10:36pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: by faithful fans. (10:36pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: Dr Hal has revealed for the first time the inner structure and function of The Show in all its splendorous intricacy -- and its uncritical arrogance, dissolved in a post-modern goulash of gibberish and puffery (10:36pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: a ghoulish verisimilitude that gives compelling power to his factitious fictions, all the while indiscretely exposed by the speculum of his medical curiosity. He promises closure, and indeed provides it painlessly by liberal applications of super-glue and opiated vinegar. (10:37pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: His art forms champion the weak (women), defeated (American Indians), repellent (homosexuals) or otherwise inferior groups groping for attention. Still, he fails to reach the hardcore hippy holdouts who alone know the true secret. (10:37pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: This failure to commune may explain his professed politics as softcore leftist denialism with distinctly masochistic predilections, and overtones of "Austrian" economics. (10:38pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: Such pretentious posturing invites verbal and police abuse that inevitably overcompensates for an unperceivable preconception of deficit. (10:38pm)
A B: Go on, I am following you carefully. (10:38pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: Hypothetical self-evaluated empowerment, when tested in vivo versus Dr Hal, has proven woefully inadequate as a surrogate for alternative explanations of his phenomenal maifestations. (10:38pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: ooops ... My physique is naked ! I am sooo embare-asssed ... Please hold for a moment whilst i put some panties upon my buttocks and mons veneris ... ahhh ... ok ... all better now ... you were saying ? (10:39pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: I said : when you phase-conjugate your mind, then will be now (10:40pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: repetez, s'il vous plait (10:41pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: dear doctor animal -- My 2-year-old pupppy "Poopsy" doesnt bark -- she only says "Meow".And she hates kibble, and she hunts mice. Is something "wrong' with her ? I am seriously considering castrating the stupit critter. (10:41pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: can I get a second opinion ? Somebody help me, please (10:42pm)
Aunt Bertha: Dear Sirs or Madams : I , Aunt Bertha, do herewith & hereby Bequeth and Vouchsafe unto You, mine own original Virginity. It has been used, butt once. May it serve You as well in protecting your precious Vagina, if only by diverting unwanted Attention to other Orifices. It worked thus and so for me, despite my many and repeated efforts and attempts to consummate a concupiscient conclusion to my genomic agenda. Alas & alack, my Fate has been, to have no such Destiny... No progeny to perpetuate my aminos in conjunctive combinations with another gender of our mutual Species... Bye bye now... Signed Aunt Bertha (10:44pm)
Aunt Bertha: and so for me, despite my many and repeated efforts and attempts to consummate a concupiscient conclusion to my genomic agenda. Alas & alack, my Fate has been, to have no such Destiny... No progeny to perpetuate my aminos in conjunctive combinations with another gender of our mutual Species... (10:44pm)
Aunt Bertha: Remember Folks , Only Monsanto Can Save The Babies ! (10:45pm)
Benny Netanyahoo: I have a statuette of the Show on my fireplace mantle. I offer Blood Sacrifices to it every day. I hieroglyphicalistally ask of Thee, O Blessed Show, " Bread, Beer, and Beef " and " More Money " ! In the Bowels of Isis, I beseech thee, O Show : Grant this Boon unto me, your humble Listener ! I thank you in advance. Signed, Benny (10:45pm)
Puddling Effulgence: THIS SHOW PRODUCT IS PROVIDED "AS IS" WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EITHER EXPRESS OR IMPLIED. WITHOUT LIMITATION, TO THE FULLEST EXTENT ALLOWABLE BY LAW, END USER ASSUMES THE ENTIRE RISK AS TO THE QUALITY OF THE PERFORMANCE. (10:47pm)
Charley Magne: Mon cher monsieur ou madam -- Une day soon, the Merovingian Dynasty will rise again ! And then, everyone will speak French ! (10:51pm)
Charley Magne: even you boujois ninnies (10:51pm)
Clockwork Pink: I am Time Traveler from Past . I am Now to tell You : Stop The Show ! Stop The Show ! Stop The Show ! Please please. You are about to become an awful Monster that will eat all radio frequencies as food and pleasure. (10:53pm)
Trayvon: Hi, it's me, Trayvon Martin.... I just want to tell you all, I really enjoy being dead. Now I don't have to go through the rest of a lousy incarnation as a stupit punk with shit for brains & "culture", listening to my ugly-ass momma and low-life "friends" squawk jive bullshit. What a relief ! Thank you, Mr Zimmerman ! (10:54pm)
Trayvon: Thank you Mr Zimmerman (10:54pm)
G Zimmerman: You're very welcome (10:56pm)
Dr. Penny: Dr. Goldie is a good fix. (10:59pm)
A B: Zounds, fell asleep again. (11:06pm)
Alex G Bell: answer the phone please (11:07pm)
A B: And down goes the teleponic heckler. (11:10pm)
A B: Stand your ground against Dwarves! (11:16pm)
Officer Down: I've fallen and I can't get it up. Somebody help me, please (11:17pm)
Dr. Penny: The Goldies having a golden moment of making out. (11:33pm)
vj pussycat: did you get her a fedora? (11:51pm)
Dr. Penny: You can take one home at the end of the Haunted Mansion ride. (12:32am)
A B: Best show I ever slept through. (12:52am)
ASK DR HAL - LIVE at the DARK ROOM!
July 26, 2013 10:00pm
Jim Fourniadis hosts a riveting assembly of live performers:
Rusty Rebar
Richard Howard Morrison III
James Zealous
Shavi Blake
Pete Goldie
KrOB
Sherilyn Connelly
...... and Dr. Howlin' Owll.
(RoboDJ from 2h5m until 2h27m, then
"SPECIAL STUDIO ADHS AFTER HOURS" w/ Sherilyn & Pete)
Chatroom History
July 26, 2013 10:00pm - 2:30am
Grange Hall: Cobain unironically. (10:00pm)
Aslan: ;) You show has been the best thin to happen to me all day. Tnx. (10:01pm)
Grange Hall: I think the show has butt-dailed us. (10:04pm)
Sherilyn: Everything the Ask Dr. Hal show does from its butt is ENTIRELY INTENTIONAL. (10:08pm)
Grange Hall: http://bit.ly/16aEFY6 (10:12pm)
Grange Hall: Ask Dr. Hal . . . where a box of envelopes get rousing cheers. (10:38pm)
Grange Hall: You mean NASA faked it?! (10:44pm)
Grange Hall: Mudhead! No Science . . . it's gone!! (10:45pm)
Grange Hall: http://bit.ly/12rj2nn (10:50pm)
Sherilyn: Dave Thomas Dave Thomas Dave Thomas Dave Thomas! (11:39pm)
Grange Hall: I woke up in time to hear a few questions and the end, but I enjoyed myself immensely. (11:56pm)
Grange Hall: The other mic is live and we hear people. (11:57pm)
Sherilyn: That's just extra value! (12:00am)
Grange Hall: (12:05am)
Grange Hall: Gads! No post-show radio? (12:06am)
Grange Hall: Au revoir. (12:06am)
Sherilyn: Nope! We're committed to getting to be before sunrise. (12:07am)
Grange Hall: Thanks for all the show! G'nite! (12:07am)
Sherilyn: G'night, and thanks for listening! (12:08am)
Rusty Rebar
Richard Howard Morrison III
James Zealous
Shavi Blake
Pete Goldie
KrOB
Sherilyn Connelly
...... and Dr. Howlin' Owll.
(RoboDJ from 2h5m until 2h27m, then
"SPECIAL STUDIO ADHS AFTER HOURS" w/ Sherilyn & Pete)
Chatroom History
July 26, 2013 10:00pm - 2:30am
Grange Hall: Cobain unironically. (10:00pm)
Aslan: ;) You show has been the best thin to happen to me all day. Tnx. (10:01pm)
Grange Hall: I think the show has butt-dailed us. (10:04pm)
Sherilyn: Everything the Ask Dr. Hal show does from its butt is ENTIRELY INTENTIONAL. (10:08pm)
Grange Hall: http://bit.ly/16aEFY6 (10:12pm)
Grange Hall: Ask Dr. Hal . . . where a box of envelopes get rousing cheers. (10:38pm)
Grange Hall: You mean NASA faked it?! (10:44pm)
Grange Hall: Mudhead! No Science . . . it's gone!! (10:45pm)
Grange Hall: http://bit.ly/12rj2nn (10:50pm)
Sherilyn: Dave Thomas Dave Thomas Dave Thomas Dave Thomas! (11:39pm)
Grange Hall: I woke up in time to hear a few questions and the end, but I enjoyed myself immensely. (11:56pm)
Grange Hall: The other mic is live and we hear people. (11:57pm)
Sherilyn: That's just extra value! (12:00am)
Grange Hall: (12:05am)
Grange Hall: Gads! No post-show radio? (12:06am)
Grange Hall: Au revoir. (12:06am)
Sherilyn: Nope! We're committed to getting to be before sunrise. (12:07am)
Grange Hall: Thanks for all the show! G'nite! (12:07am)
Sherilyn: G'night, and thanks for listening! (12:08am)
And Never Mention "IT" Again
July 19, 2013 10:00pm
Before the onset of the current dogma, dinosaurs and birds were generally thought to have shared a common ancestry from certain Triassic basal archosaurs, thecodonts, as they were called, like the Triassic Euparkeria. Everyone today agrees that birds are derived from within the archosaurian assemblage, but whether birds descend from the Dinosauria depends largely on one's definition of the Dinosauromorpha. And, the cursorial origin of flight is biophysically untenable.
Chatroom History
July 19, 2013 10:00pm - 1:30am
DrPantzFunkley: good evening my fellow subgenii (10:28pm)
DrPantzFunkley: is this a new show tonight, i just logged in (10:29pm)
vj pussycat: yeppers (10:31pm)
DrPantzFunkley: hi pussycat (10:31pm)
DrPantzFunkley: did you have a good week? (10:31pm)
vj pussycat: hi dpf (10:31pm)
vj pussycat: not too bad. and you (10:32pm)
DrPantzFunkley: yeah, it was long and i thought the weekend would never come, but finally it has! (10:32pm)
DrPantzFunkley: bought tickets for bassnectar concert in september (10:32pm)
vj pussycat: bless the weekend (10:32pm)
DrPantzFunkley: i have wanted to see him for some time (10:32pm)
vj pussycat: where at (10:32pm)
DrPantzFunkley: the pageant... in st. louis (10:32pm)
DrPantzFunkley: it's a great venue (10:33pm)
vj pussycat: i saw him in sf a couple years ago, but also at burning man (10:33pm)
DrPantzFunkley: he's doing 2 shows back to back (10:33pm)
DrPantzFunkley: i only got tickets for the first night (10:33pm)
vj pussycat: well cool. interesting light show he has (10:33pm)
DrPantzFunkley: and the phat bass with wobble (10:33pm)
DrPantzFunkley: can't wait for it (10:33pm)
DrPantzFunkley: pretty lights is coming to town too, but i am not as into him as i am bassnectar (10:34pm)
DrPantzFunkley: hey hey, pete is there (10:35pm)
vj pussycat: don't know him, but i'm not a huge dj music fan (10:35pm)
DrPantzFunkley: yeah, me either, but a bassnectar show is at least a one time deal for me, i have rocked enough of his tracks in the house and the car =] (10:36pm)
vj pussycat: yea you should check him out at least once (10:36pm)
DrPantzFunkley: hope springs eternal (10:36pm)
DrPantzFunkley: this has been a great year for concerts for me (10:37pm)
DrPantzFunkley: i ahve depeche mode tickets for august, and dread zeppelin (10:37pm)
DrPantzFunkley: saw garbage earlier (10:37pm)
DrPantzFunkley: how about long distance runners (10:37pm)
vj pussycat: that was my question!!!! (10:39pm)
DrPantzFunkley: dwarf + midget = didget (10:39pm)
DrPantzFunkley: woohoo (10:39pm)
vj pussycat: i still owe the doc $ for that question asked through the chatterbox, but i'll be sure he gets it next time i see him (10:40pm)
DrPantzFunkley: oh cool, you are in san fran then? (10:40pm)
vj pussycat: hour north (10:40pm)
DrPantzFunkley: that rocks (10:40pm)
DrPantzFunkley: i have only been to san diego, i need to get to cali more! (10:41pm)
DrPantzFunkley: are you subgenius minister too? (10:41pm)
vj pussycat: northern is different from southern in so many ways (10:41pm)
DrPantzFunkley: i know that's right (10:41pm)
DrPantzFunkley: i was a big skater in the 80s and 90s and heard all about that time and time again (10:42pm)
DrPantzFunkley: and then in college there was the whole humboldt county stuff (10:42pm)
vj pussycat: no, more of a general interest of caucaphony (10:42pm)
DrPantzFunkley: and i want to see the redwoods, there's plenty to do in cali (10:42pm)
DrPantzFunkley: totally different lifestyle between the two (10:42pm)
vj pussycat: exactly (10:43pm)
DrPantzFunkley: in missouri we have up north, down south out west and back east... our state is a frigging trip (10:43pm)
DrPantzFunkley: i am from chicagoland originally (10:43pm)
vj pussycat: i've been there (10:43pm)
DrPantzFunkley: and that's a whole other vibe! (10:43pm)
vj pussycat: i grew up in dallas (10:43pm)
DrPantzFunkley: no shit (10:43pm)
vj pussycat: talk about other vibe (10:43pm)
DrPantzFunkley: one of my best friends lives there now (10:43pm)
DrPantzFunkley: haha, yeah (10:43pm)
vj pussycat: oh too bad (10:43pm)
DrPantzFunkley: i am really not a fan of texas actually (10:44pm)
DrPantzFunkley: haha, yeah, he's originally from Az (10:44pm)
DrPantzFunkley: but he seems to like it (10:44pm)
vj pussycat: i only have that sentimentality about it, but i am born a californian (10:44pm)
vj pussycat: texas like most other states, is completely fucked up (10:45pm)
DrPantzFunkley: a lot of missourians end up in texas (10:46pm)
DrPantzFunkley: i am glad Hal is back (10:46pm)
DrPantzFunkley: would have loved to have been at xday! (10:46pm)
vj pussycat: a lot of everywhere end up in texas (10:46pm)
vj pussycat: yes nice to have him back (10:46pm)
vj pussycat: luckily we had pete and puzzling and crews (10:47pm)
DrPantzFunkley: i couldnt' tell what was going on, i missed the show live but listen the next morning (10:47pm)
vj pussycat: gotta go grab some food, but be back soon (10:48pm)
DrPantzFunkley: and i heard instrumental stuff (10:48pm)
DrPantzFunkley: chow (10:48pm)
vj pussycat: back. what'd i miss (10:52pm)
DrPantzFunkley: and Hal deserves it (10:52pm)
DrPantzFunkley: enjoy them (10:53pm)
DrPantzFunkley: haha, live the bum slack hole (10:53pm)
DrPantzFunkley: or ufos (10:54pm)
DrPantzFunkley: that is cool (10:54pm)
DrPantzFunkley: it's time for broadscale political and social change (10:55pm)
vj pussycat: revolution you know it (10:56pm)
DrPantzFunkley: a glorious revolution, part 2 =] (10:56pm)
DrPantzFunkley: just a total changing of the channel if you will (10:56pm)
vj pussycat: it will happen. by way of widescale tragedy (10:57pm)
vj pussycat: when the shit hits the fan (10:58pm)
DrPantzFunkley: time will tell (10:58pm)
vj pussycat: yep (10:58pm)
DrPantzFunkley: i love those witty comments... "I'm sure they deserved it" (11:01pm)
DrPantzFunkley: Hal, alienated, damn, he's one of the reasons I want to go! (11:01pm)
DrPantzFunkley: and it's punchlines all the waaaaay down (11:17pm)
DrPantzFunkley: i want to hear! live x day (11:28pm)
DrPantzFunkley: we do know that, and it's great stuff (11:48pm)
DrPantzFunkley: Dr Hal will always get a pass from us, because it's great art (11:48pm)
spyemerson: is it over? (1:05am)
spyemerson: over?? (1:05am)
spyemerson: ooooooover?? (1:05am)
vj pussycat: sounds like it (1:07am)
spyemerson: hal !!!! im calling you (1:12am)
Chatroom History
July 19, 2013 10:00pm - 1:30am
DrPantzFunkley: good evening my fellow subgenii (10:28pm)
DrPantzFunkley: is this a new show tonight, i just logged in (10:29pm)
vj pussycat: yeppers (10:31pm)
DrPantzFunkley: hi pussycat (10:31pm)
DrPantzFunkley: did you have a good week? (10:31pm)
vj pussycat: hi dpf (10:31pm)
vj pussycat: not too bad. and you (10:32pm)
DrPantzFunkley: yeah, it was long and i thought the weekend would never come, but finally it has! (10:32pm)
DrPantzFunkley: bought tickets for bassnectar concert in september (10:32pm)
vj pussycat: bless the weekend (10:32pm)
DrPantzFunkley: i have wanted to see him for some time (10:32pm)
vj pussycat: where at (10:32pm)
DrPantzFunkley: the pageant... in st. louis (10:32pm)
DrPantzFunkley: it's a great venue (10:33pm)
vj pussycat: i saw him in sf a couple years ago, but also at burning man (10:33pm)
DrPantzFunkley: he's doing 2 shows back to back (10:33pm)
DrPantzFunkley: i only got tickets for the first night (10:33pm)
vj pussycat: well cool. interesting light show he has (10:33pm)
DrPantzFunkley: and the phat bass with wobble (10:33pm)
DrPantzFunkley: can't wait for it (10:33pm)
DrPantzFunkley: pretty lights is coming to town too, but i am not as into him as i am bassnectar (10:34pm)
DrPantzFunkley: hey hey, pete is there (10:35pm)
vj pussycat: don't know him, but i'm not a huge dj music fan (10:35pm)
DrPantzFunkley: yeah, me either, but a bassnectar show is at least a one time deal for me, i have rocked enough of his tracks in the house and the car =] (10:36pm)
vj pussycat: yea you should check him out at least once (10:36pm)
DrPantzFunkley: hope springs eternal (10:36pm)
DrPantzFunkley: this has been a great year for concerts for me (10:37pm)
DrPantzFunkley: i ahve depeche mode tickets for august, and dread zeppelin (10:37pm)
DrPantzFunkley: saw garbage earlier (10:37pm)
DrPantzFunkley: how about long distance runners (10:37pm)
vj pussycat: that was my question!!!! (10:39pm)
DrPantzFunkley: dwarf + midget = didget (10:39pm)
DrPantzFunkley: woohoo (10:39pm)
vj pussycat: i still owe the doc $ for that question asked through the chatterbox, but i'll be sure he gets it next time i see him (10:40pm)
DrPantzFunkley: oh cool, you are in san fran then? (10:40pm)
vj pussycat: hour north (10:40pm)
DrPantzFunkley: that rocks (10:40pm)
DrPantzFunkley: i have only been to san diego, i need to get to cali more! (10:41pm)
DrPantzFunkley: are you subgenius minister too? (10:41pm)
vj pussycat: northern is different from southern in so many ways (10:41pm)
DrPantzFunkley: i know that's right (10:41pm)
DrPantzFunkley: i was a big skater in the 80s and 90s and heard all about that time and time again (10:42pm)
DrPantzFunkley: and then in college there was the whole humboldt county stuff (10:42pm)
vj pussycat: no, more of a general interest of caucaphony (10:42pm)
DrPantzFunkley: and i want to see the redwoods, there's plenty to do in cali (10:42pm)
DrPantzFunkley: totally different lifestyle between the two (10:42pm)
vj pussycat: exactly (10:43pm)
DrPantzFunkley: in missouri we have up north, down south out west and back east... our state is a frigging trip (10:43pm)
DrPantzFunkley: i am from chicagoland originally (10:43pm)
vj pussycat: i've been there (10:43pm)
DrPantzFunkley: and that's a whole other vibe! (10:43pm)
vj pussycat: i grew up in dallas (10:43pm)
DrPantzFunkley: no shit (10:43pm)
vj pussycat: talk about other vibe (10:43pm)
DrPantzFunkley: one of my best friends lives there now (10:43pm)
DrPantzFunkley: haha, yeah (10:43pm)
vj pussycat: oh too bad (10:43pm)
DrPantzFunkley: i am really not a fan of texas actually (10:44pm)
DrPantzFunkley: haha, yeah, he's originally from Az (10:44pm)
DrPantzFunkley: but he seems to like it (10:44pm)
vj pussycat: i only have that sentimentality about it, but i am born a californian (10:44pm)
vj pussycat: texas like most other states, is completely fucked up (10:45pm)
DrPantzFunkley: a lot of missourians end up in texas (10:46pm)
DrPantzFunkley: i am glad Hal is back (10:46pm)
DrPantzFunkley: would have loved to have been at xday! (10:46pm)
vj pussycat: a lot of everywhere end up in texas (10:46pm)
vj pussycat: yes nice to have him back (10:46pm)
vj pussycat: luckily we had pete and puzzling and crews (10:47pm)
DrPantzFunkley: i couldnt' tell what was going on, i missed the show live but listen the next morning (10:47pm)
vj pussycat: gotta go grab some food, but be back soon (10:48pm)
DrPantzFunkley: and i heard instrumental stuff (10:48pm)
DrPantzFunkley: chow (10:48pm)
vj pussycat: back. what'd i miss (10:52pm)
DrPantzFunkley: and Hal deserves it (10:52pm)
DrPantzFunkley: enjoy them (10:53pm)
DrPantzFunkley: haha, live the bum slack hole (10:53pm)
DrPantzFunkley: or ufos (10:54pm)
DrPantzFunkley: that is cool (10:54pm)
DrPantzFunkley: it's time for broadscale political and social change (10:55pm)
vj pussycat: revolution you know it (10:56pm)
DrPantzFunkley: a glorious revolution, part 2 =] (10:56pm)
DrPantzFunkley: just a total changing of the channel if you will (10:56pm)
vj pussycat: it will happen. by way of widescale tragedy (10:57pm)
vj pussycat: when the shit hits the fan (10:58pm)
DrPantzFunkley: time will tell (10:58pm)
vj pussycat: yep (10:58pm)
DrPantzFunkley: i love those witty comments... "I'm sure they deserved it" (11:01pm)
DrPantzFunkley: Hal, alienated, damn, he's one of the reasons I want to go! (11:01pm)
DrPantzFunkley: and it's punchlines all the waaaaay down (11:17pm)
DrPantzFunkley: i want to hear! live x day (11:28pm)
DrPantzFunkley: we do know that, and it's great stuff (11:48pm)
DrPantzFunkley: Dr Hal will always get a pass from us, because it's great art (11:48pm)
spyemerson: is it over? (1:05am)
spyemerson: over?? (1:05am)
spyemerson: ooooooover?? (1:05am)
vj pussycat: sounds like it (1:07am)
spyemerson: hal !!!! im calling you (1:12am)
WHY GO TO BURNING MAN?
July 12, 2013 10:00pm
...BECAUSE IT'S THERE? Sophistry-- facile answer. Face it-- it may not be "right" for you. As Robert Crumb once said, "Everything's not for children. Everything's not for everybody." We agree-- while noting that there are more than a few who DO bring children.
YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE...
July 5, 2013 10:00pm
...BUT YOUR NAME WILL NOT BE WRITTEN here. For I love you. I love because I must, through the despair of non-attainment and the pain of being despised and rejected. They do say it makes you a better artist, though. At least that's something. Just not very much.
