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            [generation_time] => 2011-11-23T08:30:52+00:00
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                (
                    [show_name] => Robo DJ
                    [show_description] => 

Our very own mechanical wonder, superpowered by a library rivaling that of old Alexandria, keeping the DJ seat warm and welcome while its masters slumber. It’s not human… but at least it has good taste.

[show_id] => 31 [song_name] => Dynamix - Machine Planet [song_author] => [song_album] => [time_description] => [time_description_short] => on the air ) [upcoming-1] => Array ( [show_name] => Bunnywhiskers [show_description] =>

Dusty old soundtracks, noise, experimental, bollywood hits.

[show_id] => 12 [time_description] => Wednesdays 10am-noon [time_description_short] => 10am-12pm [link] => http://www.radiovalencia.fm/bunnywhiskers/ ) [upcoming-2] => Array ( [show_name] => Livin the Life [show_description] =>

The dopest underground Hip Hop show on the air! Livin the Life is a TRUE skool Hip HOP radio show hosted by Native Sun. A radio show that is never faken! Learn the lessons, don’t get caught slippin, know the system.

[show_id] => 65 [time_description] => Wednesdays noon-2pm [time_description_short] => 12-2pm [link] => http://www.radiovalencia.fm/livinthelife/ ) [upcoming-3] => Array ( [show_name] => Human Paces [show_description] =>

Mad Marj an eclectic radio show with music ranging from soul, funk, electronic, folk, rock or whatever may create a soundtrack for this Urban Life.

[show_id] => 67 [time_description] => Wednesdays 2-4pm [time_description_short] => 2-4pm ) [upcoming-4] => Array ( [show_name] => Radio Unpronounceable [show_description] =>

Every week your hosts Leftenant Radio and Grand Mufti Unpronounceable find it necessary to purge ourselves of toxic syllables, noisome foreign names, and exotic ”music” from across the sea.

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Tony DuShane interviews writers, musicians, film people and more. Also, lots of music and embarrassing confessions.

[show_id] => 15 [time_description] => Wednesdays 6-8pm [time_description_short] => 6-8pm ) [upcoming-6] => Array ( [show_name] => Dante's Hot Tub [show_description] =>

A fun-loving freeform festival of the finest fecundity. Our fertility of sound shall reproduce on your ear drums a full banjo orchestra, forgotten disco records, AM Gold, Portuguese garage rock, 50s gospel, Jamaican mento, mash-ups, and other phonoanomalies from the corners of the sonority spectrum. And, your calls!

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Immediately following the FINAL BROADCAST of

GLANDULA CAPILLIS NASO LINTEUM,

Radio Valencia’s Idiot Program Manager, John Hell, fired the hosts of all radio shows EXCEPT ours! Ranting and screaming like a character right out of Glen Gerry Glen Ross, John Hell declared that no program closes better, and Karen Carpenter and Dr. Fiasco are getting the year end bonus, the steak knives and the new Cadillac, while everyone else gets a pink slip. Radio Valencia, now with 166 hours to fill, will convert to an All Sports (mostly curling and cheerleaders competitions) and 2 hours of sublime whimsy Wednesday from 10pm to midnight. So, without further dada:

John Hell proudly presents the FINAL BROADCAST of

GLÁNDULA DE HILOS DE LOS CABELLOS DEL NARIZ

It’s not NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND!!

starring Karen Carpenter and the Dr. Fiasco !

[show_id] => 6 [time_description] => Wednesdays 10pm-midnight [time_description_short] => 10pm-12am ) ) )

Our very own mechanical wonder, superpowered by a library rivaling that of old Alexandria, keeping the DJ seat warm and welcome while its masters slumber. It’s not human… but at least it has good taste.

Dusty old soundtracks, noise, experimental, bollywood hits.

The dopest underground Hip Hop show on the air! Livin the Life is a TRUE skool Hip HOP radio show hosted by Native Sun. A radio show that is never faken! Learn the lessons, don’t get caught slippin, know the system.

Mad Marj an eclectic radio show with music ranging from soul, funk, electronic, folk, rock or whatever may create a soundtrack for this Urban Life.

Every week your hosts Leftenant Radio and Grand Mufti Unpronounceable find it necessary to purge ourselves of toxic syllables, noisome foreign names, and exotic ”music” from across the sea.

Tony DuShane interviews writers, musicians, film people and more. Also, lots of music and embarrassing confessions.

A fun-loving freeform festival of the finest fecundity. Our fertility of sound shall reproduce on your ear drums a full banjo orchestra, forgotten disco records, AM Gold, Portuguese garage rock, 50s gospel, Jamaican mento, mash-ups, and other phonoanomalies from the corners of the sonority spectrum. And, your calls!

Immediately following the FINAL BROADCAST of

GLANDULA CAPILLIS NASO LINTEUM,

Radio Valencia’s Idiot Program Manager, John Hell, fired the hosts of all radio shows EXCEPT ours! Ranting and screaming like a character right out of Glen Gerry Glen Ross, John Hell declared that no program closes better, and Karen Carpenter and Dr. Fiasco are getting the year end bonus, the steak knives and the new Cadillac, while everyone else gets a pink slip. Radio Valencia, now with 166 hours to fill, will convert to an All Sports (mostly curling and cheerleaders competitions) and 2 hours of sublime whimsy Wednesday from 10pm to midnight. So, without further dada:

John Hell proudly presents the FINAL BROADCAST of

GLÁNDULA DE HILOS DE LOS CABELLOS DEL NARIZ

It’s not NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND!!

starring Karen Carpenter and the Dr. Fiasco !

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