WHY DOES IT SEEM LIKE WE ONLY DO THESE THINGS EVERY OTHER WEEK? SHOULD WE CHANGE THE NAME TO EVERY OTHER TUESDAY WITH JASON AND JACK? ANYWHOOS, NO GUESTS THIS WEEK JUST A VERITABLE SMORGASBORD OF WEIRD AND/OR DOPE JAMS AND HIGH-LARIOUS CHAT. JACK BEMOANS GETTING DUMPED, ON PRIDE WEEKEND NO LESS! (SAD FACE) BUT HEY, JACK'S SINGLE AGAIN! AND SOLICITING DATES FROM OUR AUDIENCE! STAFF PICKS: "OFFICER DOWNE." THE SONGS THAT SHOULD NOT BE: AHNOLD DROPS SOME MOTIVATIONAL BARS, AND WE EXPLORE L. RON HUBBARD'S EPIC SCI-FI CONCEPT ALBUM "SPACE JAZZ." PRAISE XENU.
MUSIC BY: "PHANTASM" SOUNDTRACK, THE LONDON PHILHARMONIC ORCHESTRA FEAT. ROKY ERICKSON, NERVOUS GENDER, THE SNIFTERS, GEZA X & THE MOMMYMEN, ANDREAS GABALIER FEAT. ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER, PRICK, PAIN TEENS, MYSTIC PRIESTESS, LYDIA LUNCH & ROLAND S. HOWARD, SUPER-HEROINES, BASTET, WU-TANG CLAN, "A NIGHTMARE ON ELM ST." SOUNDTRACK, THOMAS DOLBY, JACK WATERSON, WHEN, SILVER APPLES, MALASANGRE, L.RON HUBBARD, ACID WITCH, FANTOMAS, ORANSSI PAZUZU, AILS, "PHANTASM 2" SOUNDTRACK, UNIVERSAL LIFE CHURCH

WE INTERVIEW HERR KONDUCTOR OF THE TEDDY BEAR ORCHESTRA AND SHIT GETS WEIRD. THERE'S LOTS OF MAGIC AND HUGS AND MURD... WELL I DON'T WANNA SPOIL IT TOO MUCH LET'S JUST SAY WE HAD TO CLEAN UP A WHOLE LOT OF STUFFING AFTERWARDS. PLUS: A WORLD PREMIERE TRACK AND CALL-IN CAMEO FROM CHAKI THE FUNK WIZARD!! GRINDTIME: 19 SONGS IN 3 MINUTES!! RIP BUSHWICK BILL.
MUSIC BY: ANNE MURRAY, THE BAGS, 45 GRAVE, THE GERMS, TEDDY BEAR ORCHESTRA, CHRISTINA, SPECIMEN, ALABASTER CHOAD, RAMONES, MEAN JEANS, GETO BOYS, CHAKI, SHRINKWRAP KILLERS, MOIRA SCAR, TWIN TEMPLE, CARCASS, NAPALM DEATH, BRUTAL TRUTH, SPAZZ, IRON LUNG, HUMMINGBIRD OF DEATH, LIMP WRIST, ASSUCK, CHARLES BRONSON, DISCORDANCE AXIS, SCHLONG, TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION, DENY THE CROSS, DESPISE YOU, LE SCRAWL, DAHMER, GRIDLINK, YACOPSAE, INSECT WARFARE, GETO BOYS, BUSHWICK BILL

SPIDERMAN SWINGS BY TO DISCUSS HIS SPIDERMAN UNIVERSITY INITIATIVE AND HIS LIFE OF CRIME-FIGHTING! BEING THE INTREPID JOURNALISTS WE ARE, WE ASK HIM THE TOUGH QUESTIONS. TURN OFF THE DARK, ELSA & BLACK CAT RUMORS, 9-11, NO SPIDER-TOPIC IS OFF LIMITS!!! PLUS: JACK'S HORNER CORNER: SPIDEYPOOL. THE SONGS THAT SHOULD NOT BE: SNOOP DOGG COVERING METALLICA & OUTSIDER ART/HORRORCORE RAP FROM SIREN, MISTRESS OF THE WICKED. A SHORT TRIBUTE TO ROKY ERICKSON.
MUSIC BY: SPIDER, TUXEDOMOON, ZOLAR X, BLACK RANDY & THE METROSQUAD, THE FUCK-UPS, FLIPPER, THE VENTURES, ADRIAN BELEW, LOUDNESS, KING TEE, DIGITAL UNDERGROUND, ROKY ERICKSON.

WE'RE BACK AFTER BEING SICK WITH A SIIIICK NEW EPISODE! BAD PORK, CHICKEN BINGO, ERASERHEAD, DOOM PATROL, TEEN TITANS GO!, DR. CALAGARI, MENTAL HOSPITALS, GREEN DAY EROTIC FAN FICTION, AND THAT TIME BILLY IDOL WENT "CYBERPUNK."
MUSIC BY: LOST SOUNDS, THE SPITS, THE NETWORK, NOMEANSNO, 13TH CHIME, TASTE OF DECAY, ARCTIC FLOWERS, THE GUN CLUB, THE NUNS, BABES IN TOYLAND, ICE CUBE, VANILLA ICE, BEHERIT, BABYLAND, PERTURBATOR, WEEN, MASTER'S HAMMER, THE NETWORK
BONUS SHOW: YO! ANOTHER TUESDAY RAPS!! YAY AREA EDITION. IN THE MIX WITH DJ JASON STORM, YA HEARD?!?!
SLAPS BY: MAC DRE, HUGH E. MC, E-40, DRU DOWN, CELLSKI, RAPPIN 4 TAY, DRE DOG, RBL POSSE, MAC MALL, CELLY CEL FEAT. E-40, B-LEGIT, RAPPIN 4 TAY & MACK 10, RICHIE RICH, SPICE 1 FEAT. 2PAC, MC BREED FEAT. 2PAC, 2PAC FEAT. E-40, B-LEGIT, C-BO & RICHIE RICH
DAMN SON!

OUR GOOD BUDDIES IAN AND RIZZY OF TWO LAZY BOYS/DEIMOS RECORDS HANG OUT AND WORLD PREMIERE TWO SONGS OFF THEIR UPCOMING LP!!! AND PLAY A BUNCH OF OTHER STUFF FROM THEIR RAD DIY PUNK LABEL!!! THIS EPISODE WAS FRAUGHT WITH TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES AND WAS ALMOST LOST TO THE AGES BUT WE MANAGED TO FRANKENSTEIN IT TOGETHER INTO A LISTENABLE "PODCAST" THANKS TO IAN'S STUDIO WIZARDRY!!! ALSO BIG SHOUT OUT TO RIZZY FOR FINDING THAT DAMN SWITCH. YOU KNOW THE ONE.
MUSIC BY: MARK SNOW, ALF CLAUSEN, BIG RIP, BLACK FORK, STRANGER THAN FACT, 2 LAZY BOYS, ZERO TOLERANCE TASK FORCE, THE KIDS, CRUCIFUCKS, THE DICKS, DAYTON FAMILY, MCGRUFF THE CRIME DOG, DON'T ASK, FLOWER ZOMBIES, HIGH ANXIETY, SILENT ERA, NO BUSINESS, 2 LAZY BOYS, SUPER APES, SHELLSHAG, LEPER SEX KILLER ON THE LOOSE, DORY TOURETTE AND THE SKIRTHEADS, "CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST" SOUNDTRACK, TINY TIM.
PLUS: WE CHOP IT UP ABOUT ALL SORTS OF RANDOM SHIT, BUT MOSTLY IAN'S BALLS. PLEASE PRAY FOR THEM.
THANKS FOR COMING ON THE SHOW GUYS!! WELL MORE LIKE SAVING THE SHOW!! NOT ONCE BUT TWICE!!!
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MY GIRLFRIEND SAID THIS WAS THE BEST ONE YET!!! WE REFLECT ON JACK'S VACATION TO DISNEYLAND, JASON'S LATEST MENTAL BREAKDOWN, AND OTHER FUN TOPICS!!! LESS ROCK MORE TALK!!!
:::THE SONGS THAT SHOULD NOT BE::: WE GET BRAINWASHED BY LIBERTARIAN RAP-ROCK WHILE EXPLORING MICHAEL W. DEAN'S POST-BOMB MUSICAL OUTPUT. IT'S AWKWARD, TO SAY THE LEAST. BUT WAIT'LL YOU HEAR THE ONE ABOUT HIS CATS!!
MUSIC BY: "VIDEODROME" SOUNDTRACK, THE SPACE LADY, DEVO, NEIL YOUNG, GARY NUMAN, VERBAL ABUSE, NO TREND, BLACK FLAG, PAIN TEENS, PLACK BLAGUE, TOXIC LIPSTICK, CELLULAR CHAOS, THE VANISHING, BOMB, BIP-TUNIA, WORLD CLASS WRECKING CREW, MORTE MACABRE.

SPECIAL EXTRA LONG EPISODE!!! JACK'S OUTTA TOWN SO THE HOMIE TOMMY LAMAR AKA TC BONELOCS FILLS IN AS GUEST CO-HOST!!! WE EAT SOME WEED GUMMIES AND KINDA FORGET HOW TO TALK. WE PLAY A BUNCH OF HARDCORE AND RAP INCLUDING THAT WEST BAY SHIT AND TWO EXCLUSIVE WORLD PREMIERE RAP SONGS PRODUCED BY TC BONELOCS. DAMN SON!!!
:::THE SONGS THAT SHOULD NOT BE::: WHEREIN I SUBJECT MY UNSUSPECTING CO-HOST TO "LOUD ROCKS" ONE THE YEAR 2000'S ABSOLUTE WORST NU-BOMINATIONS, THAT'S A WORD I JUST MADE UP. YOU'LL FEEL EMBARRASSED FOR EVERYONE INVOLVED!!!
MUSIC BY: "ISLE OF THE DAMNED" SOUNDTRACK, THE KIDS, RUDIMENTARY PENI, CRUCIFUCKS, GOVERNMENT ISSUE, FLIPPER, GO LIKE THIS, W.A.S.P., PLUTOCRACY, MAN IS THE BASTARD, GASP, AGENTS OF SATAN, {COMMERCIAL BREAK: RAMONES, MEAN JEANS, STEVE MILLER, KING TEE}, "CB4" SOUNDTRACK, TOTALLY INSANE, HUSALAH, FREDDIE GIBBS FEAT. 03 GREEDO, GEORGE CLAIR (RIP), SLOBBER, FIREARM, FLIPOUT AA, THESE BASTARDS, SHIT COFFINS, PINK FLOYD, AMON DUUL II, PRIZEHOG, DYSTOPIA, KALMEX AND THE RIFF-MERCHANTS/BASTARD NOISE, THE McCRACKENS, LUKE SICK, TIZOE DAVINCI, CADALACK RON (RIP), "CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST" SOUNDTRACK.
PLUS: "TODAY'S WISDOM" FROM TINKER THE HOG. REDWOOD CITY STORIES. JASON SAYS "UHM SO ANYWAY" WAY TOO FUCKING MUCH.
THANX FOR COMING ON THE SHOW TOMMY!!!

I THINK WE'RE STARTING TO GET THE HANG OF THIS!!! VERY FEW TECHNICAL MISHAPS THIS WEEK!!! WE EVEN DID A SEGMENT THINGIE LIKE A REAL PODCAST!! IT WENT... OK.
:::THE SONGS THAT SHOULD NOT BE::: THE DIRT ON METHODS OF MAYHEM, TOMMY LEE'S RAP-METAL SIDE PROJECT. SPOILER ALERT: IT SUCKS. WITH BONUS LIMP BIZKIT CHAT!!! MUSIC BY: CRISPIN HELLION GLOVER, POISON GIRLS, LUBRICATED GOAT, RUDIMENTARY PENI, DIAMANDA GALAS & JOHN PAUL JONES, LAKE OF DRACULA, DAVID LYNCH, THE CENTIMETERS, "US" SOUNDTRACK, VOYAG3R, GLITTER WIZARD, THE MELVINS, CATHOLIC SPIT, LYDIA LUNCH & ROWLAND S. HOWARD, "SLEEPAWAY CAMP" SOUNDTRACK. COMMERCIALS BY AMY FLEETWOOD, MEAN JEANS, THE RAMONES AND THE GETO BOYS. SHOUT OUT TO OUR CHAT BOX PERVERT, TINKER THE HOG. JIZZY-JIZZUM.

WE GET SLIGHTLY BETTER AT THIS WHOLE THING. SLIGHTLY. MUSIC BY: THE LONDON PHILHARMONIC ORCHESTRA DOING "OH BONDAGE UP YOURS" FOR SOME REASON, DEEP TEENS, BOMB, FAITH NO MORE, THE GARBAGE PAIL KIDS MOVIE SOUNDTRACK, SANHEDERIN, SHAKIN' STREET, ALABASTER CHOAD, WEEN, THE SCREAMERS, TUBEWAY ARMY, DEVO, THE RESIDENTS, SILVER APPLES, LYDIA LUNCH, T.I.T.S., TOWEL, COP SHOOT COP, DOJA CAT, TIERRA WHACK, JON WAYNE TEXAS FUNERAL, THE LINKS, TOXIC LIPSTICK. PLUS: WE GIVE GLIMPSES INTO OUR TRAUMATIC PASTS, IT'S HILARIOUS. JASON PUTS HIS FOOT IN HIS MOUTH AND PISSES HIS GIRLFRIEND OFF, ONLY EPISODE TWO, THAT DIDN'T TAKE LONG. JACK MIGHT BE DYING. WE SHIT ON GARY NUMAN'S NU PHASE AND "THE CROW." MALT LIQUOR COMMERCIALS FROM THE RAMONES AND SNOOP DOGG FEATURING NATE DOGG. RIP CHUCK MOSLEY.

OUR FIRST EPISODE!!!! WITNESS THE BIRTH OF ANOTHER TUESDAY!!! LIKE ALL BIRTHS, IT'S A BIT MESSY BUT ALAS WE PULL THROUGH. KIND OF. MUSIC BY: ICE CUBE, LOST SOUNDS, IDIOT FLESH, MASTER'S HAMMER, MIGHTY SPHINCTER, THE NUBS, ZERO BOYS, AGENT ORANGE, HOLE, LYDIA LUNCH, NEIL YOUNG, SUBTONIX, THE LAST HARD MEN, AGENTS OF SATAN, THESE BASTARDS, SCHLONG, PETER STUBB. PLUS: CELEBRITY STALKING WITH LYDIA LUNCH. STEALING CHARLIE SHEEN'S MAIL. OUR FIRST ATTEMPT AT A PRE-PLANNED SEGMENT GOES HORRIBLY AWRY AS JASON'S DUMB ASS CAN'T FIGURE OUT THE CD PLAYER. WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?