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A Brief Visit with Dr. Hal
June 14, 2013 10:00pm

 

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A Brief Visit with Dr. Hal
Please accept our apologies for mislabeling of the earwig order Ermaptera by one of Dr. Hal's drunk and exhausted guests. The correct name is Dermaptera, as presented by Dr. Hal.

The rest of the show is radio gold.

Chatroom History
June 14, 2013 10:00pm - 1:34am

DrPantzFunkley: hot damn, Dr Hal is finally back in teh House!!! (10:00pm)
DrPantzFunkley: Praise Bob (10:00pm)
Karen Carpenter: horny sheath (10:13pm)
Mocha Daffy: Greetings from Paradise ! May you reincarnate as a dinosaur if Allah wills it , amen ! I am in the process of deflowering 72 virgin varieties of grapes while listening toyour wondrous Show. Ahhhhh... My life is complete, replete with Slack. Here, I drip some upon you from on high... (10:21pm)
DrPantzFunkley: the reagans signaled the beginning of the end (10:31pm)
DrPantzFunkley: chemicals for life (10:31pm)
Hermes Dodecamegistus: I sit here in the Philosophers' Garden in Turba with Ibn Jabir, Nick Flamel, and Fulcanelli. I tell you this for uS all : We love your ridiculous alchemical Show and bestow these droplets of Elixir upon you ....... You are now astrally immortal.... but there's nothing we can do for your body... good luck. P.S. -- Moses says to tell you that a great earthquake will strike San Francisco in 15 minutes. (10:35pm)
Hermes Dodecamegistus: P.S. -- Moses says to tell you that a great earthquake will strike San Francisco in 15 minutes. (10:36pm)
Hermes Dodecamegistus: Insect genitalia provide inspiration for a trail-blazing artist http://bit.ly/121OkKr (10:42pm)
Captain Nemo: My pet Candiru desires to osculate your urethra. (10:45pm)
Captain Nemo: Cover your ears, children - that's a water boatman ( Micronecta scholtzi ) rubbing its penis against its tummy (10:47pm)
Captain Nemo: the proper name for insect intromittent organs : aedeagi (10:49pm)
Captain Nemo: Born with no female sex organs, bed bugs mate by using their penis like a hammer. (10:51pm)
orcpugg: *snorts (10:52pm)
Captain Nemo: bug dongs : http://bit.ly/121P5TI (10:52pm)
Marylin Monroe: I will trade my precious Virginity for some of your Show (10:54pm)
Marylin Monroe: I have been saving it for you. Please do not deny my love. The last time I traded my virginity was for Jack's Hit, & I got killed (10:58pm)
Marylin Monroe: It's a bit dessicated but that's nothing that a gallon of gleet can't fix. (11:00pm)
Marylin Monroe: I am emailing a sample to your paypal account . (11:03pm)
Marylin Monroe: The hymen is tattered but that's natural, not man-made (11:04pm)
Marylin Monroe: Listening to you makes me lactate spontaneously -- it's a miracle ! (11:05pm)
Station144: A little roast beef and epoxy can fix that. (11:05pm)
Jerry Lewis: The joke's on you -- look between your legs (11:06pm)
Jerry Lewis: Want a wise crack ? Look behind your joke (11:07pm)
Station144: Ha dummy. (11:08pm)
SisterMable: oh hai (11:08pm)
Jerry Lewis: oh hai yo (11:09pm)
Karen Carpenter: welcome!!!!! (11:09pm)
SisterMable: Spy & KROB - did you get up to peee? (11:09pm)
Spy & KROB: yes we did it was so much fun (11:11pm)
Spy & KROB: now we're doing it again, in our seat (11:11pm)
SisterMable: Send me a letter! (11:12pm)
SisterMable: I'm doing it right now in solidarity (11:12pm)
Al Fabet: A (11:12pm)
Al Fabet: B (11:13pm)
Al Fabet: C (11:13pm)
Al Fabet: D (11:13pm)
SisterMable: Pussy makes the money (11:19pm)
Station144: I want sausage fried with pancake batter like a corn dog. (11:31pm)
orcpugg: i just want 5 pounds of pancakes right now (11:35pm)
vj pussycat: Hi y'all (11:39pm)
orcpugg: uh oh (11:42pm)
Station144: Creepers (11:42pm)
Station144: Remember the movie Toys? Kids played video games that controlled drones. Sounds like a plan. (11:47pm)
orcpugg: prediction! (11:48pm)
Station144: Vin deisl was the voice for the Iron Giant. (11:55pm)
vj pussycat: bacon wrapped hot dogs are people (12:13am)
Station144: Wormhole warped in bacon. (12:21am)
Station144: Hal, comet ison is supposed to light up the sky like a full moon, what effects might this have on the Earth, since the full moon influences the tides? (12:27am)
Station144: Dermal implants. (12:28am)
Station144: Thanks for the show folks. (1:02am)


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