starring Dr. Hal !
A Show Dr Hal Did
October 18, 2013 10:00pm
Yup, he did it. With help from all the little people.
Chatroom History
October 18, 2013 10:00pm - 1:30am
nobodyouwantoknow: In response to your accusation that "Ask Dr Hal" is overly bureaucratic, I suggest that we set up a subcommittee to thinktank the possibility of appointing members of a voluntary policy group to draft a paper with suggestions as to how we might deal with the problem. (10:33pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Click here to view Dr Hal's Uncensored Private Collection of Retro Porn : Upskirt Outdoor Midget Oral Bondage MILF Daguerrotype Movies ! (10:34pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Nostradamus predicted ( Quatrain XII:73 ) that "Le programme de l'radio 'Demandez de Docteur Hal' terminera quande l'Easter est sur 25 Avril [ The radio program Ask Dr Hal will end when Easter is on 25 April ]". Easter @ 25 April occurred in 1666, 1734, 1886, and 1943 -- before the advent of radio or Dr Hal himself. The next such date will be in 2038... (10:35pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: -- before the advent of radio or Dr Hal himself. The next such date will be in 2038... (10:35pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Please "Thumbs Up / Like " this Comment so it will be the most popular one today. I really need the attention ; I wasn't breast-fed as a baby. Somebody help me, please ! (10:36pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: you be fruity like a frozen banana (10:42pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: I am a Sex Goddess -- Come closer my Love, that I might Twerk thee (10:44pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: You are the flaw that the demiurge committed to the materium. Please heal thyself ASAP, that the rest of us might return to the Divine the sooner. (10:47pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: To err is divine; to repair is human (10:49pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: Come one , come all ! Witness Dr Hall in person, being his own inimitable selfless personification... only $5 , $5, $5 .... (10:51pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: Dr Hal will be there too (10:52pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: This show is top-loaded with top-notch talent%u2013 some of the best entertainers whoever came toddling down the pike. Behold%u2013 we%u2019ve got Kate Willett, comedy sensation! (10:56pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: Rusty Rebar will declaim to the lute-like accompaniment of lovely Madeline Tasquin ! Spy Emerson plans to send her act in by Western Union ! (10:57pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: And there%u2019s so much more, O best beloved -- from Pete Goldie%u2019s Space Science Report and Sherilyn Connelly%u2019s IT Illustrations on-the-spot to Juan Rapido%u2019s historic hosting and KrOB%u2019s towering technical effects. (10:58pm)
Buck Mulligan: Hallelujah!!! (10:59pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: The %u2019 is especially amazing ! (10:59pm)
Officer Down: I'll protect you ! (11:00pm)
Buck Mulligan: Rebuffer my stream please. (11:02pm)
Officer Down: Please sign my petition to ban circumcision and replace it with lateralcision. Please... I remain at your service... Rabbi Menoh Dongmuncher (11:02pm)
Officer Down: Ignore the preceding -- I am undercover (11:03pm)
Buck Mulligan: Divine slack now dissolves in my bloodstream. (11:03pm)
Officer Down: Connie DObbbs says : A kiss is just shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise. (11:04pm)
Connie Dobbs: Connie Dobbs says : It is better to lose a lover than love a loser. (11:05pm)
Connie Dobbs: Michael Pepe says : I mixed accidentally mixed Viagra and Ex-Lax --now I don't know if I'm coming or going. (11:05pm)
Connie Dobbs: Bob Dobbs says : My marriage is like a bank account. I put it in, I take it out, and I lose interest. (11:06pm)
Connie Dobbs: Bob DObbs says : Viagra is like Disneyland -- a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride. (11:06pm)
George Carlin: Your jokes are like my sex life -- Neither is any good because I don't get it. (11:07pm)
Buck Mulligan: HO! (11:10pm)
Buck Mulligan: Reruns BOOO! (11:12pm)
Buck Mulligan: I'm table-pounding drunk and BAM BAM BAM! (11:13pm)
Buck Mulligan: The whole world is a rerun. (11:13pm)
Buck Mulligan: Oh, I get it, then IS now. (11:15pm)
Frank N. Stein: Twerk me NOW, you fool ! (11:16pm)
Buck Mulligan: FUCK yes. (11:16pm)
Buck Mulligan: Does HAl recite from memory? (11:18pm)
Love the: sitars. (11:22pm)
Doctor Towhomitmayconcern: He regurgitates his earlier ruminations (11:23pm)
Love the: slackjaw. (11:25pm)
Doctor Towhomitmayconcern: Yes, the planet got destroyed, but for one beautiful moment in Time, we created a lot of value for shareholders (11:25pm)
Buck Mulligan: Who profits? (11:26pm)
Doctor Towhomitmayconcern: O arrogant hominid, so delusional as to call yourself 'homo sapiens'... your bathos is bathetic (11:27pm)
Buck Mulligan: Huh? (11:27pm)
Buck Mulligan: Give me math or kill me. (11:30pm)
Buck Mulligan: Ive got a swollen sack. (11:32pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Dr hal -- your prodigious polymathematical perspicacity perpetuates the permanence of prehistorical dinosaurian dynasties -- viva your vagaries ! (11:36pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: What I learned tonight : human extinction is a certainty, but there's no sense discussing it in public. Let's Twerk ! (11:39pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Please look down : Your biocorporeal encapsulation is leaking ... (11:45pm)
nurseannabella: hi Dr Hal! ;) (11:46pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Osculate my psyche, please (11:46pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: a tale of outrageous hubris, told by a clown to an audience of babbling buffoons ... a tawdry tale of infinite stupidity and unconstrained gleeting... (11:48pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: by vile, incompetent charlatans... a haphazard implosion of civilization -- a gaggle of foolish virgins in a post-Peak Oil world without price, for money is naught (11:52pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: and all is vanity... (11:52pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Such enthusiastic disintegration becomes thine corpuscular integumentations and their thoughtful pensivity (11:54pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Your bon mots fan the flame of my wicked vigor and its vim... (11:56pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Speak the truth, even if your voice trembles (11:56pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Thounshalt not bear false children (11:57pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Now is the midnight of my malcontention ... mysterious miscegenation of remisce emissions , and then ... (12:00am)
nobodyouwantoknow: Your theory of the Round Earth is erroneous, and I can prove it irrefutably, if you werent such a recidivistic libtard knowitall , always yakking -- I can't get a factoid in edgewise... ! Why do I bother ? (12:05am)
nobodyouwantoknow: The sad implication of your desperate deprecation is the denoument of denial, descending into a dark demise of demented delerium ... (12:08am)
nobodyouwantoknow: What a crock of damnable doggerel and drivel, & duplicitous doubletalk ... (12:10am)
Buck Mulligan: You type pretty. (12:11am)
nobodyouwantoknow: Your utter disregard of thermodynamics violats my newtonian sensibilities (12:11am)
Buck Mulligan: Feliz los banjos (12:13am)
nobodyouwantoknow: This so-called "Show" utterly exterpates my existential exigencies to the exteme of civil circumscription. (12:15am)
Buck Mulligan: are you a wizard? (12:16am)
nobodyouwantoknow: That's "extirpates", not "exterpates", you ignorant-ass poseur... (12:16am)
Buck Mulligan: are you talking to yourself? (12:17am)
nobodyouwantoknow: How dare you call me a poseur ? You.. you ... exhibitionist ! (12:17am)
Buck Mulligan: the only dead body i ever saw was a guy named "bob." (12:18am)
Buck Mulligan: how about a tugger? (12:20am)
nobodyouwantoknow: Dr Hal, you howl like King Canute, whipping the tide till it retreats obediently... (12:22am)
nobodyouwantoknow: Behold the impending of Sophocracy, rule of wisdom, presidented by ... Dr Hal ! (12:25am)
nobodyouwantoknow: Dr Hal -- A Fool, wise in his Folly... (12:26am)
nobodyouwantoknow: Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups -- witness Burning Man... (12:29am)
nobodyouwantoknow: Miss another payment and we'll take the blanket... (12:30am)
nobodyouwantoknow: and the shoes... (12:30am)
Buck Mulligan: Wor is holl. (12:30am)
nobodyouwantoknow: You can keep your stinking underwear and socks (12:31am)
Buck Mulligan: *Hill (12:31am)
nobodyouwantoknow: Dr Hal -- Your perorations are as mania gone sane... good night and good luck ... me go nappy now ... (12:34am)
nobodyouwantoknow: to dream, mayhap wetly (12:35am)
nobodyouwantoknow: the little death... (12:35am)
nobodyouwantoknow: a concept of inception, incarnated again and again and again, gaining momentum with each momentuous instant , in every instance... (12:38am)
somebodyelse: It is the pink man's burden to take an approach of superiority regardless of circumstance and because it consults this writer's ego so things make sense... or else... (12:41am)
O-rly: Hail Hal!!! (12:44am)
O-rly: watcha smokin Hal? (12:45am)
somebodyelse: Even the most aggressive slackers and the most asinine previrginal whores agree that we are in a world of hurtful owwies... please suck my buboes -- I can't reach there with my oral opening... I will gladly reciprocate... RSVP ASAP.... (12:46am)
O-rly: Rebuffering... (12:47am)
somebodyelse: Ask not for whom the Bay Bridge tolls -- it tolls for thee (12:47am)
O-rly: Nay. Nay!!! (12:48am)
somebodyelse: Let us embrace this time and embark to the Embarcadero by taking a m easureable step towards the appropriate collapse of all we know... Fukushima, mon amour ... Love's labor lost in mistranslation ... (12:50am)
O-rly: Woe. Woe!!! (12:51am)
O-rly: I'm here, aren't I? (12:52am)
O-rly: Why are there no questions on ADH? (12:53am)
O-rly: Lead air. (12:54am)
O-rly: We all conspire to... (12:56am)
Chatroom History
October 18, 2013 10:00pm - 1:30am
nobodyouwantoknow: In response to your accusation that "Ask Dr Hal" is overly bureaucratic, I suggest that we set up a subcommittee to thinktank the possibility of appointing members of a voluntary policy group to draft a paper with suggestions as to how we might deal with the problem. (10:33pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Click here to view Dr Hal's Uncensored Private Collection of Retro Porn : Upskirt Outdoor Midget Oral Bondage MILF Daguerrotype Movies ! (10:34pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Nostradamus predicted ( Quatrain XII:73 ) that "Le programme de l'radio 'Demandez de Docteur Hal' terminera quande l'Easter est sur 25 Avril [ The radio program Ask Dr Hal will end when Easter is on 25 April ]". Easter @ 25 April occurred in 1666, 1734, 1886, and 1943 -- before the advent of radio or Dr Hal himself. The next such date will be in 2038... (10:35pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: -- before the advent of radio or Dr Hal himself. The next such date will be in 2038... (10:35pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Please "Thumbs Up / Like " this Comment so it will be the most popular one today. I really need the attention ; I wasn't breast-fed as a baby. Somebody help me, please ! (10:36pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: you be fruity like a frozen banana (10:42pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: I am a Sex Goddess -- Come closer my Love, that I might Twerk thee (10:44pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: You are the flaw that the demiurge committed to the materium. Please heal thyself ASAP, that the rest of us might return to the Divine the sooner. (10:47pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: To err is divine; to repair is human (10:49pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: Come one , come all ! Witness Dr Hall in person, being his own inimitable selfless personification... only $5 , $5, $5 .... (10:51pm)
Hermes Googoolmegistus: Dr Hal will be there too (10:52pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: This show is top-loaded with top-notch talent%u2013 some of the best entertainers whoever came toddling down the pike. Behold%u2013 we%u2019ve got Kate Willett, comedy sensation! (10:56pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: Rusty Rebar will declaim to the lute-like accompaniment of lovely Madeline Tasquin ! Spy Emerson plans to send her act in by Western Union ! (10:57pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: And there%u2019s so much more, O best beloved -- from Pete Goldie%u2019s Space Science Report and Sherilyn Connelly%u2019s IT Illustrations on-the-spot to Juan Rapido%u2019s historic hosting and KrOB%u2019s towering technical effects. (10:58pm)
Buck Mulligan: Hallelujah!!! (10:59pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: The %u2019 is especially amazing ! (10:59pm)
Officer Down: I'll protect you ! (11:00pm)
Buck Mulligan: Rebuffer my stream please. (11:02pm)
Officer Down: Please sign my petition to ban circumcision and replace it with lateralcision. Please... I remain at your service... Rabbi Menoh Dongmuncher (11:02pm)
Officer Down: Ignore the preceding -- I am undercover (11:03pm)
Buck Mulligan: Divine slack now dissolves in my bloodstream. (11:03pm)
Officer Down: Connie DObbbs says : A kiss is just shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise. (11:04pm)
Connie Dobbs: Connie Dobbs says : It is better to lose a lover than love a loser. (11:05pm)
Connie Dobbs: Michael Pepe says : I mixed accidentally mixed Viagra and Ex-Lax --now I don't know if I'm coming or going. (11:05pm)
Connie Dobbs: Bob Dobbs says : My marriage is like a bank account. I put it in, I take it out, and I lose interest. (11:06pm)
Connie Dobbs: Bob DObbs says : Viagra is like Disneyland -- a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride. (11:06pm)
George Carlin: Your jokes are like my sex life -- Neither is any good because I don't get it. (11:07pm)
Buck Mulligan: HO! (11:10pm)
Buck Mulligan: Reruns BOOO! (11:12pm)
Buck Mulligan: I'm table-pounding drunk and BAM BAM BAM! (11:13pm)
Buck Mulligan: The whole world is a rerun. (11:13pm)
Buck Mulligan: Oh, I get it, then IS now. (11:15pm)
Frank N. Stein: Twerk me NOW, you fool ! (11:16pm)
Buck Mulligan: FUCK yes. (11:16pm)
Buck Mulligan: Does HAl recite from memory? (11:18pm)
Love the: sitars. (11:22pm)
Doctor Towhomitmayconcern: He regurgitates his earlier ruminations (11:23pm)
Love the: slackjaw. (11:25pm)
Doctor Towhomitmayconcern: Yes, the planet got destroyed, but for one beautiful moment in Time, we created a lot of value for shareholders (11:25pm)
Buck Mulligan: Who profits? (11:26pm)
Doctor Towhomitmayconcern: O arrogant hominid, so delusional as to call yourself 'homo sapiens'... your bathos is bathetic (11:27pm)
Buck Mulligan: Huh? (11:27pm)
Buck Mulligan: Give me math or kill me. (11:30pm)
Buck Mulligan: Ive got a swollen sack. (11:32pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Dr hal -- your prodigious polymathematical perspicacity perpetuates the permanence of prehistorical dinosaurian dynasties -- viva your vagaries ! (11:36pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: What I learned tonight : human extinction is a certainty, but there's no sense discussing it in public. Let's Twerk ! (11:39pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Please look down : Your biocorporeal encapsulation is leaking ... (11:45pm)
nurseannabella: hi Dr Hal! ;) (11:46pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Osculate my psyche, please (11:46pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: a tale of outrageous hubris, told by a clown to an audience of babbling buffoons ... a tawdry tale of infinite stupidity and unconstrained gleeting... (11:48pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: by vile, incompetent charlatans... a haphazard implosion of civilization -- a gaggle of foolish virgins in a post-Peak Oil world without price, for money is naught (11:52pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: and all is vanity... (11:52pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Such enthusiastic disintegration becomes thine corpuscular integumentations and their thoughtful pensivity (11:54pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Your bon mots fan the flame of my wicked vigor and its vim... (11:56pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Speak the truth, even if your voice trembles (11:56pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Thounshalt not bear false children (11:57pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Now is the midnight of my malcontention ... mysterious miscegenation of remisce emissions , and then ... (12:00am)
nobodyouwantoknow: Your theory of the Round Earth is erroneous, and I can prove it irrefutably, if you werent such a recidivistic libtard knowitall , always yakking -- I can't get a factoid in edgewise... ! Why do I bother ? (12:05am)
nobodyouwantoknow: The sad implication of your desperate deprecation is the denoument of denial, descending into a dark demise of demented delerium ... (12:08am)
nobodyouwantoknow: What a crock of damnable doggerel and drivel, & duplicitous doubletalk ... (12:10am)
Buck Mulligan: You type pretty. (12:11am)
nobodyouwantoknow: Your utter disregard of thermodynamics violats my newtonian sensibilities (12:11am)
Buck Mulligan: Feliz los banjos (12:13am)
nobodyouwantoknow: This so-called "Show" utterly exterpates my existential exigencies to the exteme of civil circumscription. (12:15am)
Buck Mulligan: are you a wizard? (12:16am)
nobodyouwantoknow: That's "extirpates", not "exterpates", you ignorant-ass poseur... (12:16am)
Buck Mulligan: are you talking to yourself? (12:17am)
nobodyouwantoknow: How dare you call me a poseur ? You.. you ... exhibitionist ! (12:17am)
Buck Mulligan: the only dead body i ever saw was a guy named "bob." (12:18am)
Buck Mulligan: how about a tugger? (12:20am)
nobodyouwantoknow: Dr Hal, you howl like King Canute, whipping the tide till it retreats obediently... (12:22am)
nobodyouwantoknow: Behold the impending of Sophocracy, rule of wisdom, presidented by ... Dr Hal ! (12:25am)
nobodyouwantoknow: Dr Hal -- A Fool, wise in his Folly... (12:26am)
nobodyouwantoknow: Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups -- witness Burning Man... (12:29am)
nobodyouwantoknow: Miss another payment and we'll take the blanket... (12:30am)
nobodyouwantoknow: and the shoes... (12:30am)
Buck Mulligan: Wor is holl. (12:30am)
nobodyouwantoknow: You can keep your stinking underwear and socks (12:31am)
Buck Mulligan: *Hill (12:31am)
nobodyouwantoknow: Dr Hal -- Your perorations are as mania gone sane... good night and good luck ... me go nappy now ... (12:34am)
nobodyouwantoknow: to dream, mayhap wetly (12:35am)
nobodyouwantoknow: the little death... (12:35am)
nobodyouwantoknow: a concept of inception, incarnated again and again and again, gaining momentum with each momentuous instant , in every instance... (12:38am)
somebodyelse: It is the pink man's burden to take an approach of superiority regardless of circumstance and because it consults this writer's ego so things make sense... or else... (12:41am)
O-rly: Hail Hal!!! (12:44am)
O-rly: watcha smokin Hal? (12:45am)
somebodyelse: Even the most aggressive slackers and the most asinine previrginal whores agree that we are in a world of hurtful owwies... please suck my buboes -- I can't reach there with my oral opening... I will gladly reciprocate... RSVP ASAP.... (12:46am)
O-rly: Rebuffering... (12:47am)
somebodyelse: Ask not for whom the Bay Bridge tolls -- it tolls for thee (12:47am)
O-rly: Nay. Nay!!! (12:48am)
somebodyelse: Let us embrace this time and embark to the Embarcadero by taking a m easureable step towards the appropriate collapse of all we know... Fukushima, mon amour ... Love's labor lost in mistranslation ... (12:50am)
O-rly: Woe. Woe!!! (12:51am)
O-rly: I'm here, aren't I? (12:52am)
O-rly: Why are there no questions on ADH? (12:53am)
O-rly: Lead air. (12:54am)
O-rly: We all conspire to... (12:56am)
