Daly City, to be precise.

Chatroom History
December 27, 2013 10:00pm - 1:30am

nobodyouwantoknow: Warning! You're using an old stable version of AskDrhal (2.21), while we offer a newer version which contains important security fixes. (10:20pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: We encourage you to download the newer version linked in the download box at the right to be safe from known vulnerabilities and be able to use the newest features in a stable Show release. (10:20pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: This Show paved the way for future classics. (10:21pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: I download each and every Ask Dr Hal broadcast from the Radio Valencia archives and play it back all day, every day until the next Friday. But Im not addicted. I do it for medicinal purposes. Somebody hep me, please! (10:21pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Dry Show is for squids (10:21pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: I thought this Show sucked when I was a kid, and not a lot has changed...except that I now love the Show! Holy caca, this is way mo' better than the third Transformers movie. (10:22pm)
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nobodyouwantoknow: Dr Hal Enterprises LLC is proud to announce the issuance of Chinese Patent # 23,945,442 for his invention : Novel gynecological electric heating fumigation-washing device with transparent conductive layer structure of copper indium gallium selenide thin-film battery and light energy anti-reflection sheet provided with metal nano-particle array and manufacturing method thereof. Serious investor inquiries are invited. (10:36pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: and light energy anti-reflection sheet provided with metal nano-particle array and manufacturing method thereof. Serious investor inquiries are invited. (10:36pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Once again, Irony raises its circumcised head, in an etymological fashion, when we note that these Earthly representatives of the Dero Empire are called... SubGenius. We do nay have to make it up. It is what it is , and inadverant truth-in-advertising, AKA Stupid. (10:37pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Stupid is inately interesting in and of itself insofar as stupid people ( e.g., Subgenii ) lack even the narrowest dimensions of interest and are of no interest. Stupid just flat lines with marvelous consistency and continuity. Unfortunately, however, the funnier and more ridiculously horrific that dear Dr Hal may appear to be, the more dangerous he and his audience become. (10:37pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: horrific that dear Dr Hal may appear to be, the more dangerous he and his audience become. And that is a True Thing. And whenever Truth manifests, trouble follows. (10:37pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: The attendant agony or ecstasy are mere byproducts of association with said Truth. indeed, the sappy sop of sanitized biopic whitewashing over his crimes against humanity -- in particular, his attempted assassination of the American tongue -- are disproportionate to the artisistic relevance of his rudimentary eloquence. O mickle woe ! How much longer must we endure The Show ? (10:38pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: are disproportionate to the artisistic relevance of his rudimentary eloquence. O mickle woe ! How much longer must we endure The Show ? (10:38pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: The genetic schematics are hopelessly lost in a confused theorem of symptomatic quantum entanglement being promoted as causal -- inquiry and treatment requires no such complexity, however, and Dr Hal knows that perfectly well -- (10:38pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: -- but how can he play God unless his procedures mystify the patient listeners who await his expectorations with poignant patience ? Alas, it is inutterably unbearable, and difficult even to write about. I die now... (10:38pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: This Show actually is a mild form of epileptic type I diabetes (10:43pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: arning ! Ask Dr Hal induces remote schizoidal epilepto-narcosis ( RSEN ), which principle violates the Non-Inference Act of 2006. If you or a loved one have suffered bouts of RSEN, you may be entitled to compensation ! Contact the San Francisco District Attorney Office for more information : Call 911-9119 now ! (10:48pm)
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nobodyouwantoknow: Show Troopers ! Follow Dr Hal ! Listening to Dr Hal guarantees Citizenship ! Includes free Obamacare ! Listen or Die ! Go ! Go ! Go ! Keep moving ! (10:53pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Hey buddy, got $20 for a bottle of coffee, asshole ? (10:54pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Hey buddy, are you deaf? Gimme $20 for a bottle of coffee, dammit ! (10:58pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Im not a religious man, but I plan to be someday. It seems like the right thing to do, like instinct, like Dr Hal, almost a saint, albeit degenerated to the point of dissolution. (11:00pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Almost an angel, though he can nay fly. God-like, but with real-life problems : partially pregnant, righteously wronged, severely halitotic, partially an asshole, occasionally an ax-murderer.. (11:01pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: a Messenger from the Gods, secretly a SubGenius... And he desperately needs a haircut and a bra. Just amazing... I cry now... (11:01pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Almost a Show... no batteries, just an ever-ready assault on my sensibilities... Something like -- how shall I put it ? Ahhh : The Show of Dorian Gray... (11:02pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: But wet and smelly, plus a klystron for giga-quick cooking, like Death warmed over against all odds and the silly laws of physigues. Eeek ! Wow ! Woof ! Oooo ! (11:02pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Ooops! That was premature... sorry ! Gosh ! Properly channeled, that energy could propel the Subgenius race out of the Universe ! Too late... too bad... so sad... Hahaha ! I mean, uhhh... fabulous ! Me so happy ! Love you long time, Show ! (11:05pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Damn you, you ve broken my heart for the last time! I thought you were a professional of some kind. What are you doing here ? Get away from that equipment ! Give me that trust fund ! In case of emergency, eat recycled food -- its good for you ! (11:06pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Listening to Dr Hal is a worrisome test of my apathy, aggravating my bored arousal, tending to control my relaxed angst even against my very desirous wishes, and haplessly addicting me to a sordid sort of love admixed with hopeless happiness. (11:07pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: The free oxytocin certainly helps ameliorate my amorous affections, but the complimentary complementary dosages of endorphin, dopamine, adrenalin and beta-phenethylamine are inadequate. Therefore, I protest ! Gimme pills ! Mo' pills ! (11:07pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: All this talk confuses me... Im waiting for the comic book version of Ask Dr Hal (11:17pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: I have been instructed to instruct you to instruct me with regard to your lack of regard for my needful things : gimme Bob ! Or love me, or kill me -- I dont care which ! Do both ! (11:18pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Dear Dr Hal -- As your court-appointed public defender, I advise you to plead guilty to the lesser charge of involuntary manslughter of the English tongue (11:20pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Im sure Rene Guenon would agree with you, hal (11:23pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: if only he could, being dead as he is... (11:23pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Now I know it -- I necromanced Rene Guenon -- he said yes, and says, "Read The Reign of Quantity" (11:35pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Frivolous irrelevance, but only mildly mind-changing. What else have you got ? You seem like a sensible bunch of super-beings, but Im just not impressed yet ... (11:35pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: For Whom the Show Tolls -- PERCHANCE he for whom this Show tolls may be so silly, as that he knows not it tolls for him; and perchance Dr Hal may think myself so much better than I am, as that they who are about him, and see his state, may have caused it to joke for him, and I know not that. (11:37pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: The Show is subgenius, universal, so are all its actions; all that it does belongs to all. When sThe Show baptizes a Pink, that action concerns Dr Hal; for that Pink is thereby connected to that body which is Hal's head too, and ingrafted into that body whereof he is a member. (11:37pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: And when the Show buries a man, that action concerns Hal: all Subgeni are of one author; when one man dies, one chapter is not torn out of the book, but translated into a better language, another Show... (11:37pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Panic In The year Zero -- http://bit.ly/1lnbPbs (11:44pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: youtube-dot-com/watch?v=hSGEiXO5894 (11:45pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Turba philos. -- one of my favorite tomes... (11:51pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: According to a report issued yesterday by the Freudian Anal-Obssessive Study Group ( a special joint committee appointed by the American Psychiatric Association and the California Proctology Council ), Colonic analysis of Dr Hal has produced a diagnostic image ( albeit obviously photoshopped by rank amateurs with mediocre talent ) : a bobble-head buffoon spewing doggerel and drivel. (11:58pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: photoshopped by rank amateurs with mediocre talent ) : a bobble-head buffoon spewing doggerel and drivel. (11:58pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: The report concludes : If you disagree with this considered opinion, you are well advised to fuque off to a gay bar now and ejaculate away whatever is left of your pathetic excuse for a life and soul. (11:58pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Hal Robins' scientistic declamations can scarcely be too much admired, being as they are such pleasant assertions of the dialectic modus operandi and reflective of that unelected process of quantification that predeterminates the tonus of our premodern times. (11:59pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: And yet his self-styled popularization has the hypothetical result of depriving us, we, the listeners, his audience, of the smallest possibility of communication with any other order of reality, let alone The Show, if only because he will not ( cannot? ) answer the Phone ! (11:59pm)