starring Dr. Hal !
Halloween or Mental Illness?
January 3, 2014 10:00pm
In which Dr. Hal plays that always entertaining game with Swedish Bands of the 70's.
Chatroom History
January 3, 2014 10:00pm - 1:30am
nobodyouwantoknow: Ask Dr Hal -- Winner of the 2013 Award for Excellence in Braincasting ( Get used to it ). Many hysterians agree that the Golden Age of SubGenius began in 1998, when population growth was stabilized by the arrival of the X-ists on June 9, 2015. (11:10pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: During this New Age of Twilightenment, society restructured itself in accordance with new priorities : Entertainment, Sex, and Food. (11:11pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: This trenchant intertwining of humor and bathos was the crown of SubGenius achievement, for without Entertainment, we are no better than animals. (11:11pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: And so, in the year 1999, humanity's dream of flying cars and Pills was realized at long last -- but it didn't last long. (11:11pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: The Overlords from Planet Zyzyx arrived in 2014, defeated the X-ists, slaughtered most of the population, and enslaved the rest. End transmission. (11:11pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Ask Dr Hal : Flush with the ABCs of Listening Pleasure -- A-Always B-Better C-Cacapoopoonanadoodooboomboom (11:12pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Ask Dr Hal FAQs Q. - Does The ADH Show wear panties ? A. - Always, even in the bath (11:13pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Ask Dr Hal FAQs --- Q. - Is The Show male or female ? A. - The Show is Proto-Sexual. It has not yet determinated the gender of its corpus delecti, nor its orientation. At this time, however, it appears to be pointing due North. (11:14pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: SHOW RECALL -- Wal-Mart Stores has recalled the Ask Dr Hal Show from its stores after tests found traces of other shows, the company said Thursday, after authorities said it contained Puzzling Evidence and artificial jokes. Wal-Mart will reimburse customers who bought the Show, a spokeswoman told Radio Valencia. (11:16pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: a spokeswoman told Radio Valencia. (11:16pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: The Plight of The Church of the SubGenius -- The Church of the SubGenius is sinking under the weight of trillions of dollars of profit it can never spend and stays afloat by frantically donating about $2 billion a day to the Federal government under the happy illusion that we were all going to enter an age of prosperity with unfettered capitalism. (11:19pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: all going to enter an age of prosperity with unfettered capitalism.We continue to be a country consumed by happy talk and happy thoughts. (11:20pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: We Genii embrace the illusion of inevitable progress, personal success, rising prosperity, and hyper-superiority. Reality is not considered an impediment to the fulfillment of our desire for Slack. (11:20pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: SubGenii perpetuate a state of permanent infantilism or childishness that serves to widen the gap between illusion and reality, thus hastening the demise of this fake civilization and its culmination on X-Day 1998, which looms ever-nearer to thee, my Dobbs, ye who who promises us revenge, ammoral renewal, and new glory. (11:20pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: revenge, ammoral renewal, and new glory. (11:20pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: A furious and sustained backlash by a betrayed and angry populace, unprepared intellectually, emotionally and psychologically for collapse, will usher America into a new pink age ruled by cabal of proto-fascist misfits, (11:21pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: from Christo-Judaic demagogues to loudmouth talk show hosts such as Dr Hal RObins, whom today we naïvely dismiss as a buffoon, but later will find a vast army of psychophantic followers who find solace and succor in his promises of revenge and Frop. (11:21pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: And as in all totalitarian societies, those who do not pay fealty to the illusions imposed by the SubGenii will become the outcasts, the persecuted, the enslaved. (11:21pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Even in the face of catastrophe, SubGenius culture continues to assure us that if we close our eyes and visualize what we want, if we have faith in Bob, if we tell Bob that we believe in his miracles, if we tap into our inner Slack, our lives will be harmonious and complete. (11:22pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: This magical thinking turns worthless mortgages and debt into wealth. It turns the destruction of our manufacturing base into a growth industry. (11:22pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: It turns alienation and anxiety into a cheerful non-conformity. It turns a nation that wages illegal wars and administers offshore penal colonies where it openly practices torture into the greatest democracy on earth. (11:22pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: This is pure, brilliant SubGenius logic, ineluctable and omnipotent. This is the Truth of Dr Hal! (11:22pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: This Show is DEEP, like... a black hole. It's THICK, too, like a brick made of fog, if'n you know what I mean... This Show commands Respect, like a big mean dog, but it's nothing that a cheap hot dog won't change into slobbering best friend. (11:26pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: It does need a paint job, however, perhaps calm blue. I'm being literal in this instance, but that's negotiable. The sex is gratuitous. (11:26pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: And there's a gold mine in the safe --and it's not the kind of cash you report if it gets stolen. The combination is 22 left, 14 right, 34 left. I ran a background check on The Show, and it came up clean, so maybe we can trust it to help us out. Heh heh heh... (11:27pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: I'm working on a sweet deal: a trade-in, plus cash -- and the take from the safe... Follow my thinking here for a minute, if you haven't got shit in your ears. (11:27pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Just wait a few more days; the payroll gets delivered Friday noon. The security camera is no problem, and the rent-a-guard can be accidented by divine providence -- perfectly legal, and the right thing to do -- (11:27pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: but it ain't like that... actually, I worship The Show, but it's nothing personal. We were intimate, yes, but the Dog came between us. I love you, Show... (11:27pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: I'm just trying to help... Please forgive me... Don't forsake me, O my darling... I need you so badly... I want to have your baby, several of them... Somebody help me, please! (11:28pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: The Listener in the Shadows --- Ask Dr Hal ( AKA The Show ) is a 2-legged dog that's always trying to hump my ears, singularly and serially, simultaneously. (11:30pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: But I need it, and the double, triple & quadruple lives are necessary in order to hear all the shows. In the beginning, I was young at the time, but it was strictly for medicinal purposes, I promise. (11:30pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: I nearly went broke trying to convince myself it was destiny, but in those good old days I truly believed in The Show, and managed to fool myself accordingly. (11:30pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Now I know it's a Big Lie, but was it really well worth the risk? The emotional rescue was incredibly profitable as well, albeit sexless and discounted for wholesale multilevel remarketing. I have yet to resolve the issue. SOmebody help me, please! (11:31pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: I beg you, please, give me a reason to leave you. I would prefer it my way, of course, but you may insist on doing so in your own modus operandi. (11:31pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: You almost have me convinced, and your loyalty is unquestioned, but who's asking? Trust me, or not, I'll understand. Commendations, a pay raise, and promotion are in order in any eventuality. (11:31pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: By The Golden Gun of Rambo, O Lord of Shows, we shall prevail, even though it's none of our dirty evil business ! The Show shall inherit the Earth, if only it can avoid going to war with itself. Sign me, The Listner in the Shadows (11:32pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Boing ! (11:35pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: squanktwaddle (11:39pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Pete Goldie says : Science gets wholesale returns of conjecture out of a trifling investment of fact. (11:39pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: So truee, re: "cave men" -- just try to find a cave -- ain't happening (11:41pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: TSA = Taking Scissors Away ... Taking Security Away ... Taste Socialism, Asshole ... Tawdry Strip Act ... Taxpayer Supported Assault ... Teaching Submission to Americans ... Terrorist Support Agency ... Testicle Searchers of America ... The Sexual Assailants ... (11:42pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: The Soviet America ... They Sexually Assault ... They%u2019ll Search Anyone ... Thigh Strokers Anonymous ... Thirty Second Assault ... Three Stooges Association ... Turd Sucking Assholes ... Toddlers Sexually Assaulted ... (11:42pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Too Stupid for Arby%u2019s ... Totalitarian Security Agents ... Totally Screwing Americans ... Totally Senseless Aggression ... Touch Some Ass ... Touch Strangers%u2019 Asses ... (11:42pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Touchin', Squeezin', Arrestin' ... Touching Sensitive Areas ... Tough Shit, America! ... Trained Sodomy Adminstrators ... (11:43pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Trampling Servile Americans ... Trampling Several Amendments ... Tremendously Stupendous Arrogance ... True Sexual Assault ... Totally Sociopathic Assholes ... (11:44pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Keep your damned Show off my Guns, or I might have to start confiscating your radio station. (11:45pm)
Me: will pick up krob at ten thirty am SAT morn (12:07am)
Me: Traintown in the 10:30 morning (12:09am)
Me: lock you (12:11am)
Me: Don't read the chat book. Just yak about box locking. (12:13am)
nobodyouwantoknow: According to a report issued yesterday by the Freudian Anal-Obssessive Study Group ( a special joint committee appointed by the American Psychiatric Association and the California Proctology Council ), Colonic analysis of Dr Hal has produced a diagnostic image ( albeit obviously photoshopped by rank amateurs with mediocre talent ) : a bobble-head buffoon spewing doggerel and drivel. (12:16am)
nobodyouwantoknow: ( albeit obviously photoshopped by rank amateurs with mediocre talent ) : a bobble-head buffoon spewing doggerel and drivel. (12:16am)
nobodyouwantoknow: The report concludes : If you disagree with this considered opinion, you are well advised to fuque off to a gay bar now and ejaculate away whatever is left of your pathetic excuse for a life and soul. (12:16am)
Me: chatting listing (12:17am)
Him: thanks for all of them (12:18am)
Listner: me too (12:18am)
nobodyouwantoknow: chatting listlessly, thankless for all of it. (12:18am)
Listner: Bring packs. Hurry up. Bring pacs (12:19am)
nobodyouwantoknow: Floss me, you fool ! (12:20am)
Key: hide me....heee heee (12:20am)
nobodyouwantoknow: Warning ! Ask Dr Hal involves a multiplicity of circular scenarios and the wager of your head versus Wotan and company. Such archaeo-psychology requires updated engrams, procedures, and meta-materials to compensate for the aberrated ethnic technophilia that arises from the virtual hypothalamic Abyss, as predicated by your participatory interpolation of the harmonic orientations exuded by The Show. (12:21am)
nobodyouwantoknow: hypothalamic Abyss, as predicated by your participatory interpolation of the harmonic orientations exuded by The Show. (12:21am)
Chatroom History
January 3, 2014 10:00pm - 1:30am
nobodyouwantoknow: Ask Dr Hal -- Winner of the 2013 Award for Excellence in Braincasting ( Get used to it ). Many hysterians agree that the Golden Age of SubGenius began in 1998, when population growth was stabilized by the arrival of the X-ists on June 9, 2015. (11:10pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: During this New Age of Twilightenment, society restructured itself in accordance with new priorities : Entertainment, Sex, and Food. (11:11pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: This trenchant intertwining of humor and bathos was the crown of SubGenius achievement, for without Entertainment, we are no better than animals. (11:11pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: And so, in the year 1999, humanity's dream of flying cars and Pills was realized at long last -- but it didn't last long. (11:11pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: The Overlords from Planet Zyzyx arrived in 2014, defeated the X-ists, slaughtered most of the population, and enslaved the rest. End transmission. (11:11pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Ask Dr Hal : Flush with the ABCs of Listening Pleasure -- A-Always B-Better C-Cacapoopoonanadoodooboomboom (11:12pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Ask Dr Hal FAQs Q. - Does The ADH Show wear panties ? A. - Always, even in the bath (11:13pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Ask Dr Hal FAQs --- Q. - Is The Show male or female ? A. - The Show is Proto-Sexual. It has not yet determinated the gender of its corpus delecti, nor its orientation. At this time, however, it appears to be pointing due North. (11:14pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: SHOW RECALL -- Wal-Mart Stores has recalled the Ask Dr Hal Show from its stores after tests found traces of other shows, the company said Thursday, after authorities said it contained Puzzling Evidence and artificial jokes. Wal-Mart will reimburse customers who bought the Show, a spokeswoman told Radio Valencia. (11:16pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: a spokeswoman told Radio Valencia. (11:16pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: The Plight of The Church of the SubGenius -- The Church of the SubGenius is sinking under the weight of trillions of dollars of profit it can never spend and stays afloat by frantically donating about $2 billion a day to the Federal government under the happy illusion that we were all going to enter an age of prosperity with unfettered capitalism. (11:19pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: all going to enter an age of prosperity with unfettered capitalism.We continue to be a country consumed by happy talk and happy thoughts. (11:20pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: We Genii embrace the illusion of inevitable progress, personal success, rising prosperity, and hyper-superiority. Reality is not considered an impediment to the fulfillment of our desire for Slack. (11:20pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: SubGenii perpetuate a state of permanent infantilism or childishness that serves to widen the gap between illusion and reality, thus hastening the demise of this fake civilization and its culmination on X-Day 1998, which looms ever-nearer to thee, my Dobbs, ye who who promises us revenge, ammoral renewal, and new glory. (11:20pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: revenge, ammoral renewal, and new glory. (11:20pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: A furious and sustained backlash by a betrayed and angry populace, unprepared intellectually, emotionally and psychologically for collapse, will usher America into a new pink age ruled by cabal of proto-fascist misfits, (11:21pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: from Christo-Judaic demagogues to loudmouth talk show hosts such as Dr Hal RObins, whom today we naïvely dismiss as a buffoon, but later will find a vast army of psychophantic followers who find solace and succor in his promises of revenge and Frop. (11:21pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: And as in all totalitarian societies, those who do not pay fealty to the illusions imposed by the SubGenii will become the outcasts, the persecuted, the enslaved. (11:21pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Even in the face of catastrophe, SubGenius culture continues to assure us that if we close our eyes and visualize what we want, if we have faith in Bob, if we tell Bob that we believe in his miracles, if we tap into our inner Slack, our lives will be harmonious and complete. (11:22pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: This magical thinking turns worthless mortgages and debt into wealth. It turns the destruction of our manufacturing base into a growth industry. (11:22pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: It turns alienation and anxiety into a cheerful non-conformity. It turns a nation that wages illegal wars and administers offshore penal colonies where it openly practices torture into the greatest democracy on earth. (11:22pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: This is pure, brilliant SubGenius logic, ineluctable and omnipotent. This is the Truth of Dr Hal! (11:22pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: This Show is DEEP, like... a black hole. It's THICK, too, like a brick made of fog, if'n you know what I mean... This Show commands Respect, like a big mean dog, but it's nothing that a cheap hot dog won't change into slobbering best friend. (11:26pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: It does need a paint job, however, perhaps calm blue. I'm being literal in this instance, but that's negotiable. The sex is gratuitous. (11:26pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: And there's a gold mine in the safe --and it's not the kind of cash you report if it gets stolen. The combination is 22 left, 14 right, 34 left. I ran a background check on The Show, and it came up clean, so maybe we can trust it to help us out. Heh heh heh... (11:27pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: I'm working on a sweet deal: a trade-in, plus cash -- and the take from the safe... Follow my thinking here for a minute, if you haven't got shit in your ears. (11:27pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Just wait a few more days; the payroll gets delivered Friday noon. The security camera is no problem, and the rent-a-guard can be accidented by divine providence -- perfectly legal, and the right thing to do -- (11:27pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: but it ain't like that... actually, I worship The Show, but it's nothing personal. We were intimate, yes, but the Dog came between us. I love you, Show... (11:27pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: I'm just trying to help... Please forgive me... Don't forsake me, O my darling... I need you so badly... I want to have your baby, several of them... Somebody help me, please! (11:28pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: The Listener in the Shadows --- Ask Dr Hal ( AKA The Show ) is a 2-legged dog that's always trying to hump my ears, singularly and serially, simultaneously. (11:30pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: But I need it, and the double, triple & quadruple lives are necessary in order to hear all the shows. In the beginning, I was young at the time, but it was strictly for medicinal purposes, I promise. (11:30pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: I nearly went broke trying to convince myself it was destiny, but in those good old days I truly believed in The Show, and managed to fool myself accordingly. (11:30pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Now I know it's a Big Lie, but was it really well worth the risk? The emotional rescue was incredibly profitable as well, albeit sexless and discounted for wholesale multilevel remarketing. I have yet to resolve the issue. SOmebody help me, please! (11:31pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: I beg you, please, give me a reason to leave you. I would prefer it my way, of course, but you may insist on doing so in your own modus operandi. (11:31pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: You almost have me convinced, and your loyalty is unquestioned, but who's asking? Trust me, or not, I'll understand. Commendations, a pay raise, and promotion are in order in any eventuality. (11:31pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: By The Golden Gun of Rambo, O Lord of Shows, we shall prevail, even though it's none of our dirty evil business ! The Show shall inherit the Earth, if only it can avoid going to war with itself. Sign me, The Listner in the Shadows (11:32pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Boing ! (11:35pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: squanktwaddle (11:39pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Pete Goldie says : Science gets wholesale returns of conjecture out of a trifling investment of fact. (11:39pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: So truee, re: "cave men" -- just try to find a cave -- ain't happening (11:41pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: TSA = Taking Scissors Away ... Taking Security Away ... Taste Socialism, Asshole ... Tawdry Strip Act ... Taxpayer Supported Assault ... Teaching Submission to Americans ... Terrorist Support Agency ... Testicle Searchers of America ... The Sexual Assailants ... (11:42pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: The Soviet America ... They Sexually Assault ... They%u2019ll Search Anyone ... Thigh Strokers Anonymous ... Thirty Second Assault ... Three Stooges Association ... Turd Sucking Assholes ... Toddlers Sexually Assaulted ... (11:42pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Too Stupid for Arby%u2019s ... Totalitarian Security Agents ... Totally Screwing Americans ... Totally Senseless Aggression ... Touch Some Ass ... Touch Strangers%u2019 Asses ... (11:42pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Touchin', Squeezin', Arrestin' ... Touching Sensitive Areas ... Tough Shit, America! ... Trained Sodomy Adminstrators ... (11:43pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Trampling Servile Americans ... Trampling Several Amendments ... Tremendously Stupendous Arrogance ... True Sexual Assault ... Totally Sociopathic Assholes ... (11:44pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Keep your damned Show off my Guns, or I might have to start confiscating your radio station. (11:45pm)
Me: will pick up krob at ten thirty am SAT morn (12:07am)
Me: Traintown in the 10:30 morning (12:09am)
Me: lock you (12:11am)
Me: Don't read the chat book. Just yak about box locking. (12:13am)
nobodyouwantoknow: According to a report issued yesterday by the Freudian Anal-Obssessive Study Group ( a special joint committee appointed by the American Psychiatric Association and the California Proctology Council ), Colonic analysis of Dr Hal has produced a diagnostic image ( albeit obviously photoshopped by rank amateurs with mediocre talent ) : a bobble-head buffoon spewing doggerel and drivel. (12:16am)
nobodyouwantoknow: ( albeit obviously photoshopped by rank amateurs with mediocre talent ) : a bobble-head buffoon spewing doggerel and drivel. (12:16am)
nobodyouwantoknow: The report concludes : If you disagree with this considered opinion, you are well advised to fuque off to a gay bar now and ejaculate away whatever is left of your pathetic excuse for a life and soul. (12:16am)
Me: chatting listing (12:17am)
Him: thanks for all of them (12:18am)
Listner: me too (12:18am)
nobodyouwantoknow: chatting listlessly, thankless for all of it. (12:18am)
Listner: Bring packs. Hurry up. Bring pacs (12:19am)
nobodyouwantoknow: Floss me, you fool ! (12:20am)
Key: hide me....heee heee (12:20am)
nobodyouwantoknow: Warning ! Ask Dr Hal involves a multiplicity of circular scenarios and the wager of your head versus Wotan and company. Such archaeo-psychology requires updated engrams, procedures, and meta-materials to compensate for the aberrated ethnic technophilia that arises from the virtual hypothalamic Abyss, as predicated by your participatory interpolation of the harmonic orientations exuded by The Show. (12:21am)
nobodyouwantoknow: hypothalamic Abyss, as predicated by your participatory interpolation of the harmonic orientations exuded by The Show. (12:21am)
