Chatroom History
February 7, 2014 10:00pm - 4:30am

DrPantzFunkley: AWESOME (10:08pm)
DrPantzFunkley: haha - you said it Dr Hal (10:08pm)
DrPantzFunkley: that's great (10:10pm)
DrPantzFunkley: i am alrewady looking forward to it (10:11pm)
EARL: So, now I listen, imprisoned in my parents Contra Costa home and sick as hell. But at least I am listening. Amen and They All Said "Amen" (10:24pm)
DrPantzFunkley: praise bob (10:24pm)
EARL: er.. "parent's" ...not to seem disrespectful in not using the plural apostase. Propost-ese, Ese. (10:26pm)
EARL: gee, what a comely voice that woman has. Let her speak throughout this program. (10:37pm)
Karen Carpenter: yup (10:39pm)
vj pussycat: hi. who is dr hal's guest murder (10:41pm)
vj pussycat: murderer (10:41pm)
vj pussycat: oh it's karen's wife (10:42pm)
EARL: and a murderer! self-confessed! (10:42pm)
vj pussycat: yikes (10:43pm)
Dr. Penny: Maybe she killed "Bob" again and again. (10:46pm)
vj pussycat: i've got the opening ceremony of the olympics on. waiting for pussy riot (10:52pm)
Karen Carpenter: me too (10:53pm)
EARL: you'll wait forever, but why wouldn't you. given your pussy-themed moniker of vjpussycat? (10:54pm)
EARL: cats can wait for hours. (10:54pm)
Karen Carpenter: at least we'll get lucky (10:54pm)
DrPantzFunkley: that is true (10:55pm)
EARL: Call Me Lucky, the autobiography of Bing Crosby. (10:55pm)
DrPantzFunkley: seas of necks that are red (10:55pm)
DrPantzFunkley: screw them, never leave (10:56pm)
DrPantzFunkley: ha ha, insane land lady (10:57pm)
DrPantzFunkley: or the crazy ol' bat that lives underneath you and hears things (10:57pm)
vj pussycat: this looks like the hunger games (10:57pm)
EARL: The ceremony? No, it doesn't lookcheap enough to resemble The Hunger Games. (10:58pm)
DrPantzFunkley: the smell of rain and wet streets is great (10:58pm)
DrPantzFunkley: memories (10:58pm)
DrPantzFunkley: light reflecting of the shimmer of the road (10:58pm)
DrPantzFunkley: who is the guest? (10:59pm)
DrPantzFunkley: i am trying not to nod off tonight, but it's late and it was a loooong week (10:59pm)
DrPantzFunkley: thanks for saving the shows out on the internet (10:59pm)
Karen Carpenter: that's no guest... that's my wife! (10:59pm)
DrPantzFunkley: the music is louder than the conversation (10:59pm)
DrPantzFunkley: haha - nice (10:59pm)
DrPantzFunkley: haha - way to turn it up (11:00pm)
vj pussycat: 27 min behind but there's all the mail order brides (11:00pm)
DrPantzFunkley: i have met a few of them (11:00pm)
DrPantzFunkley: they sure were convincing that they loved the guys they were with (11:01pm)
EARL: hey, the music's drowning your conversation off. (11:01pm)
DrPantzFunkley: that's what i am saying (11:01pm)
EARL: drowning it off... I am so very ill. (11:01pm)
DrPantzFunkley: we can all understand chat-ese (11:02pm)
DrPantzFunkley: thingamabobbers (11:02pm)
EARL: okay, we can hear you now. (11:02pm)
DrPantzFunkley: =]\ (11:03pm)
EARL: no, it is better now (11:03pm)
DrPantzFunkley: sure do, the music is great (11:03pm)
vj pussycat: it's been fixed (11:03pm)
DrPantzFunkley: but for a while there we couldn't even hear you (11:03pm)
DrPantzFunkley: hah (11:04pm)
Dr. Penny: The music & voices sound well balanced to me. (11:04pm)
DrPantzFunkley: i like the music, it's a nice change of pace (11:04pm)
DrPantzFunkley: Hi Dr Penny (11:04pm)
DrPantzFunkley: long time no chat ;p (11:04pm)
DrPantzFunkley: you are very welcome (11:04pm)
Dr. Penny: Hi. (11:04pm)
DrPantzFunkley: i'm with the guest, i am soooo tired of the zombies (11:05pm)
DrPantzFunkley: HOORAY K-Rob (11:05pm)
Karen Carpenter: UNHAND HER KrOB! (11:05pm)
Karen Carpenter: yes I diud (11:06pm)
DrPantzFunkley: fRop (11:06pm)
EARL: just play the mysterious island music repeatedly, that's why it exists.. (11:07pm)
DrPantzFunkley: i always thought that the technical difficulties were just a part of the show (11:09pm)
DrPantzFunkley: like some sort of schtick (11:09pm)
EARL: there's a picture to this show? (11:10pm)
Karen Carpenter: stop taking they re lighti8ng the olympic fire niw! (11:10pm)
vj pussycat: gimme a K (11:11pm)
DrPantzFunkley: haha (11:11pm)
DrPantzFunkley: lovely color bars (11:11pm)
Dr. Penny: Ug. I saw a zombie bumper sticker today. I was like, "Really?????" (11:11pm)
DrPantzFunkley: i haven't seen those in ages (11:11pm)
DrPantzFunkley: a zombie bumper sticker??? (11:11pm)
EARL: KrOB was a lot like Mr. Spock, there. Wow. (11:12pm)
DrPantzFunkley: i saw a bumper sticker that said, WWGFD? with a picture of a crowbar (11:12pm)
DrPantzFunkley: and i had to laugh (11:12pm)
DrPantzFunkley: i guess the bumper sticker read... not said (11:12pm)
vj pussycat: I had a similar incident today with a frog (11:13pm)
DrPantzFunkley: you should use the color bar as this episodes podcast image (11:14pm)
DrPantzFunkley: Dr Hal - is it true that cockroaches can still mate up to a week after having their heads cut off? (11:14pm)
DrPantzFunkley: and why were the insects so large during the pre-dinosaur Age of the Insects? (11:16pm)
Siskell & Ebert: Ask Dr Hal -- Tonight's Episode : How To Train Your Dinosaur ( 3-D ) ... A hapless young SubGenius who aspires to hunt dinosaurs becomes the unlikely friend of Dr Hal Robins, and learns there may be more to the creatures than he assumed. ( PG-99 : Gratuitous Extinction and Miscegenation ) (11:17pm)
Karen Carpenter: OK, the Olympic flame is lit now, you can ta (11:17pm)
Karen Carpenter: lk again (11:17pm)
Siskell & Ebert: Ask Dr Hal -- Tonight's Episode : Dr Hal Does Dallas -- In the throes of a mega-overdose on Ecstasy ( MMDA ), cocaine, and Viagra, Hal Robins tries to copulate everyone in Dallas. (11:17pm)
Siskell & Ebert: Ask Dr Hal -- Tonight's Episode : The Fantastic One --- Hal Robins gains superpowers after a cosmic radiation exposure and must use them to oppose the plans of his mortal enema, Puzzling Evidence. (11:18pm)
DrPantzFunkley: indeed - I will get my check in the mail ;p (11:18pm)
Siskell & Ebert: Ask Dr Hal -- Tonight's Episode : The Enema Below --- Pinks are causing Dr Hal Robins to suffer constipation, until K-Rob organizes a crack team of frogmen to administer a deep enema, with tragi-farcical consequences. (11:18pm)
DrPantzFunkley: why? (11:18pm)
DrPantzFunkley: ah (11:19pm)
EARL: WHY does the common cold exist, Dr, Hal... why?? (11:19pm)
Siskell & Ebert: It%u2019s actually quite a funny story once you get past all the tragic elements and the over-riding sense of doom. (11:20pm)
DrPantzFunkley: X-Day 17 (11:20pm)
DrPantzFunkley: july 1-6 (11:20pm)
DrPantzFunkley: hear hear (11:21pm)
Siskell & Ebert: Ask Dr Hal -- Tonight's Episode : The Seventh Joke -- A film by Ingmar Bergman -- Hal Robins seeks answers about life, death, and the existence of God as he plays chess against the Grim Reaper during the Black Plaque, a terrible time when people died of black spots on their teeths. (11:23pm)
Siskell & Ebert: Ask Dr Hal -- Tonight's Episode : Show War Z -- United SubGenius agent Hal Robins ( played by Brad Pitt ) traverses the world in a race against time to stop the Pink Zombie pandemic that is toppling armies and governments, and threatening to destroy humanity and SubGenity alike. (11:24pm)
EARL: Thank you, that gives me hope for this frightening virus. They KNEW on the original Star Trek how muey importante it is to eliminate this horrid malady. (11:25pm)
vj pussycat: spoiler alert (11:26pm)
DrPantzFunkley: mmm (11:28pm)
vj pussycat: i lived thru H1N1 (11:28pm)
DrPantzFunkley: i survived reagan (11:28pm)
Siskell & Ebert: Ask Dr Hal -- Tonight's Episode : Caligula and Messaline -- See The Show that no history book dared to tell! Starring Hal Robins as Calugula. Directed by: Nero (271 min.) (11:29pm)
vj pussycat: mel blanc's tomb says "that's all folks" (11:30pm)
vj pussycat: he's in the same cemetery as my grandma and two of my grandfaters (11:30pm)
EARL: How I desire this soup, now. Until the detailing of this reused water. Which is good, as I have no recourse for Won Ton soup, here. Mel Blanc was almost killed on the infamous Dead Man's curb on Sunset Blvd. (11:31pm)
EARL: Curve (11:31pm)
vj pussycat: higgs boson, eh (11:31pm)
vj pussycat: good old fashioned bong hits (11:32pm)
vj pussycat: talk like an egyptian (11:33pm)
vj pussycat: hack hack hack (11:33pm)
vj pussycat: that's my coughing sound (11:34pm)
vj pussycat: hck hck hck (11:34pm)
vj pussycat: k (11:34pm)
Siskell & Ebert: caca (11:35pm)
vj pussycat: cacao (11:35pm)
vj pussycat: gloucester (11:36pm)
Siskell & Ebert: you should be hung for murder of the english tongue (11:36pm)
vj pussycat: the naked guy (11:36pm)
vj pussycat: what are the issues of a skinbag mom? (11:37pm)
Dr. Penny: And what a well hung cock you have there. (11:37pm)
vj pussycat: botox (11:37pm)
Siskell & Ebert: Ask Dr Hal -- Tonight's Episode : The Hunger Shows -- Twice the laughs, half the calories : Dr Hal Robins wins the lottery to represent District 9 in the 75th annual Showdown. The prize : A MacDonald's Hamburger, a side-order of fries, and Super-Size Diet Coke ! Starring Dean Gulberry, Phil Mahooters. (11:38pm)
Siskell & Ebert: Phil Mahooters (11:38pm)
vj pussycat: not a super-size diet coke?! (11:39pm)
Siskell & Ebert: You've gone too far this time, Hal -- off the reservation, over the edge, beyond the point of no return. I can't protect you. You're on you own. Good luck, kid. If you're looking for the truth, it's in the Radiation Zone. You can come back anytime... (11:40pm)
vj pussycat: you were high (11:40pm)
DrPantzFunkley: did somebody mention pantz? (11:40pm)
vj pussycat: sparkly (11:40pm)
DrPantzFunkley: hey good looking what ya got cooking? (11:41pm)
Siskell & Ebert: Wow ! Nice protracted Tit Shot at 11:40 pm -- Thanks Dr Hal ! I needed that ! (11:42pm)
vj pussycat: people are fucking nuts (11:44pm)
EARL: I'm entertained. As is God. (11:45pm)
vj pussycat: i thought i was talking to myself (11:45pm)
EARL: So did God, That's what started it. (11:45pm)
vj pussycat: god damn it (11:46pm)
EARL: damn which? (11:46pm)
vj pussycat: it! (11:46pm)
EARL: Oh, the "It" that You started, hm?? (11:46pm)
vj pussycat: which it? (11:47pm)
EARL: But You don' even remember. (11:47pm)
GOD: Damn You All (11:47pm)
EARL: Because you're a cat, at the moment. (11:47pm)
vj pussycat: i'll have to scroll back (11:48pm)
EARL: So you don't recall ever starting "It" and that's why this God debate is so heated. Yes, Scroll back! (11:49pm)
vj pussycat: to what time please (11:49pm)
EARL: Scroll back, but it will be seemingly lost, already, in symbols and myth. (11:50pm)
EARL: hm. scroll back to the Book of Job. (11:50pm)
vj pussycat: i don't want a job (11:50pm)
EARL: that'll explain my horrid, horrid cold. (11:50pm)
EARL: Well, some jobs ar fun, as we know! Can't believe i wrote that. I am sick. (11:51pm)
EARL: I should be silent, as God often seems to be. (11:52pm)
vj pussycat: yes, it appears the germs are altering molecules (11:52pm)
EARL: Ben hur music!!!! ha ha ha!!! (11:52pm)
vj pussycat: that's because there is no god (11:52pm)
GOD: Then who am I? (11:53pm)
EARL: Well, yet, here is the music for 1956's Ben Hur, a William Wyler Production! How do you explain that?? (11:53pm)
vj pussycat: you're asking me? (11:53pm)
vj pussycat: god's having an identity crisis (11:54pm)
DrPantzFunkley: oh god you devil (11:54pm)
EARL: Yeah, God, who are you? I was just discussing Ben Hur in my dilierium the other day with the host of this very program. It's incredible. (11:54pm)
DrPantzFunkley: written by a civil war general, no fooling (11:55pm)
EARL: Great music in Ben Hur, by that greek guy. (11:56pm)
EARL: Yeah, Lew Wallace wrote that. He was feelin' guilty. (11:56pm)
EARL: tag, You're It! (11:57pm)
EARL: where are these photos, on facefuck? (11:57pm)
EARL: can't believe I wrote that. sorry. (11:58pm)
Dr. Penny: "He fills his hands with lightening bolts. He hurls each at its target. The thunder announces his presence; the storm announces his indignant anger." -- Job 36:32-33 (NLT) (11:58pm)
EARL: where are these images? (11:59pm)
EARL: Wwwwwwatchin' all the girls go by-yyyyyyyyy. (11:59pm)
EARL: The Most Happy Fella. (11:59pm)
Dr. Penny: Booooooooooobies!!!!!!!!!! (11:59pm)
EARL: By Burrows and the other guy who wrote musicals with him. (12:00am)
EARL: "Ya can;t go to jail for what yer' thinkin' " (12:01am)
Karen Carpenter: all tagged (12:02am)
EARL: on fadebook? (12:03am)
vj pussycat: apparently so (12:03am)
vj pussycat: i can't look. i'm on fb hiatus (12:04am)
EARL: Kicked off, hm? (12:04am)
vj pussycat: kicked myself off the the timesuck (12:05am)
vj pussycat: i used it a few days ago to post some music by recently departed friend (12:05am)
vj pussycat: ok i looked. y'all are having too much fun (12:08am)
vj pussycat: too many sugar-free gummi worms (12:11am)
Karen Carpenter: Some of my best friends are Good Vegetarians (12:13am)
Dr. Penny: I still need meat cooking lessons. (12:14am)
Dr. Penny: Thank goodness other around me are so good at it. (12:16am)
vj pussycat: and for beef jerky (12:16am)
vj pussycat: please sing daisy (12:24am)
vj pussycat: yes chorus is good. all slow like (12:28am)
Karen Carpenter: there is a youtube of hgal singing daisy during a space scien ce report at 12 galaxies (12:28am)
vj pussycat: !!!!!! (12:28am)
vj pussycat: very good!!! (12:29am)
vj pussycat: now open the pod bay doors (12:29am)
vj pussycat: i will look for it (12:30am)
Karen Carpenter: best call all night (1:07am)
vj pussycat: y'all are going to have to talk about butt plugs (1:09am)
Karen Carpenter: thank you for returning my wife NIB. Your account will be credited within 30 days. (1:40am)
rape-a-toire: dj nurse annabella (3:58am)
rape-a-toire: where ru!? (3:59am)
nurse annabella: rite here! lava lampz coming up next!! (4:00am)
Trinity: Tuned in!!! Lamp is on!!!:) (4:00am)