starring Dr. Hal !
OUR BELOVED ANCESTORS
May 2, 2014 10:00pm
First, some stuff about a Hook-up Truck. Then, Ask Dr. Hal! reaches carefully into the branches of the SubGenius family tree-- to separate the Yeti genome from the Troglodytic. Our Neandertal radio show fans are promised "a Mammoth Feast" of hi-jinks, goof-ball humor and other possible mechanisms of heterochrony. If you are looking for Bonehead English, we suggest you look elsewhere.
Chatroom History
May 2, 2014 10:00pm - 1:30am
St. Inkfinger: Am I late? (10:04pm)
Earl_Earl_Earl_Earl: Being in love with a Diane is tough. They're always so lovely. It must be having that name, it does something to the bearer. (10:13pm)
Sesame Street alien: If it's not driving around at random, maybe at unsafe speeds and taking sudden sharp turns, what's the point? (10:40pm)
Sesame Street alien: I believe Saints Row the 3rd had missions to that effect. (10:42pm)
Earl_Earl_Earl_Earl: Doug, you're thinking of Toko Ri. yeah, the caller is correct. (11:09pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Ask Dr Hal -- Tonight : Noah -- Starring: Russell Crowe -- Dr Hal tries to rescue the SubGenii before Obama ethno-cleanses the world. (11:09pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Ask Dr Hal -- Tonight : The Amazing DinoMan -- After being scratched by a radioactive fossil, Dr Hal ( played by Peter Parker ) develops super-powers (11:10pm)
Earl_Earl_Earl_Earl: The Hook-Up Trucks of Toko Ri. (11:10pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Once again, Irony raises its circumcised head, in an etymological fashion, when we note that these Earthly representatives of the Dero Empire are called... SubGenius. (11:11pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: We do nay have to make it up. It is what it is , and inadverant truth-in-advertising, AKA Stupid. Stupid is inately interesting in and of itself insofar as stupid people ( e.g., Subgenii ) lack even the narrowest dimensions of interest and are of no interest. (11:11pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Stupid just flat lines with marvelous consistency and continuity. Unfortunately, however, the funnier and more ridiculously horrific that dear Dr Hal may appear to be, the more dangerous he and his audience become. (11:11pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: And that is a True Thing. And whenever Truth manifests, trouble follows. The attendant agony or ecstasy are mere byproducts of association with said Truth. (11:12pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Indeed, the sappy sop of sanitized biopic whitewashing over his crimes against humanity -- in particular, his attempted assassination of the American tongue -- are disproportionate to the artisistic relevance of his rudimentary eloquence. (11:12pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: O mickle woe ! How much longer must we endure The Show ? (11:12pm)
Dancer In The Dark: Bjork me, dear sirs (11:18pm)
Wracken Ruen: Warning ! Ask Dr Hal induces remote schizoidal epilepto-narcosis ( RSEN ), which principle violates the Non-Inference Act of 2006. (11:30pm)
Wracken Ruen: If you or a loved one have suffered bouts of RSEN, you may be entitled to compensation ! Contact the San Francisco District Attorney Office for more information : Call 911-9119 now ! (11:30pm)
Carlos Yung: According to a report issued yesterday by the Freudian Anal-Obssessive Study Group Dr Hal is a bobble-head buffoon spewing doggerel and drivel. (11:31pm)
Carlos Yung: The report concludes : If you disagree with this considered opinion, you are well advised to fuque off to a gay bar now and ejaculate away whatever is left of your pathetic excuse for a life and soul. (11:32pm)
Carlos Yung: Or kill me (11:32pm)
Carlos Yung: Somebody help me, please ! (11:32pm)
Carlos Yung: Im not a religious man, but I plan to be someday. It seems like the right thing to do, like instinct, like Dr Hal, almost a saint, albeit degenerated to the point of dissolution. (11:33pm)
Carlos Yung: Im not a religious man, but I plan to be someday. It seems like the right thing to do, like instinct, like Dr Hal, almost a saint, albeit degenerated to the point of dissolution. (11:33pm)
Carlos Yung: again and again (11:33pm)
Sesame Street alien: the dream of skies thick with flying lawn mowers dangling stuff over drunk people with guns (11:34pm)
Dr. Penny: Puzzling Evidence shall take us to the next level. (11:50pm)
Dr. Penny: Just make sure Mickey signs your tour guide book. (12:03am)
Chatroom History
May 2, 2014 10:00pm - 1:30am
St. Inkfinger: Am I late? (10:04pm)
Earl_Earl_Earl_Earl: Being in love with a Diane is tough. They're always so lovely. It must be having that name, it does something to the bearer. (10:13pm)
Sesame Street alien: If it's not driving around at random, maybe at unsafe speeds and taking sudden sharp turns, what's the point? (10:40pm)
Sesame Street alien: I believe Saints Row the 3rd had missions to that effect. (10:42pm)
Earl_Earl_Earl_Earl: Doug, you're thinking of Toko Ri. yeah, the caller is correct. (11:09pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Ask Dr Hal -- Tonight : Noah -- Starring: Russell Crowe -- Dr Hal tries to rescue the SubGenii before Obama ethno-cleanses the world. (11:09pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Ask Dr Hal -- Tonight : The Amazing DinoMan -- After being scratched by a radioactive fossil, Dr Hal ( played by Peter Parker ) develops super-powers (11:10pm)
Earl_Earl_Earl_Earl: The Hook-Up Trucks of Toko Ri. (11:10pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Once again, Irony raises its circumcised head, in an etymological fashion, when we note that these Earthly representatives of the Dero Empire are called... SubGenius. (11:11pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: We do nay have to make it up. It is what it is , and inadverant truth-in-advertising, AKA Stupid. Stupid is inately interesting in and of itself insofar as stupid people ( e.g., Subgenii ) lack even the narrowest dimensions of interest and are of no interest. (11:11pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Stupid just flat lines with marvelous consistency and continuity. Unfortunately, however, the funnier and more ridiculously horrific that dear Dr Hal may appear to be, the more dangerous he and his audience become. (11:11pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: And that is a True Thing. And whenever Truth manifests, trouble follows. The attendant agony or ecstasy are mere byproducts of association with said Truth. (11:12pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Indeed, the sappy sop of sanitized biopic whitewashing over his crimes against humanity -- in particular, his attempted assassination of the American tongue -- are disproportionate to the artisistic relevance of his rudimentary eloquence. (11:12pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: O mickle woe ! How much longer must we endure The Show ? (11:12pm)
Dancer In The Dark: Bjork me, dear sirs (11:18pm)
Wracken Ruen: Warning ! Ask Dr Hal induces remote schizoidal epilepto-narcosis ( RSEN ), which principle violates the Non-Inference Act of 2006. (11:30pm)
Wracken Ruen: If you or a loved one have suffered bouts of RSEN, you may be entitled to compensation ! Contact the San Francisco District Attorney Office for more information : Call 911-9119 now ! (11:30pm)
Carlos Yung: According to a report issued yesterday by the Freudian Anal-Obssessive Study Group Dr Hal is a bobble-head buffoon spewing doggerel and drivel. (11:31pm)
Carlos Yung: The report concludes : If you disagree with this considered opinion, you are well advised to fuque off to a gay bar now and ejaculate away whatever is left of your pathetic excuse for a life and soul. (11:32pm)
Carlos Yung: Or kill me (11:32pm)
Carlos Yung: Somebody help me, please ! (11:32pm)
Carlos Yung: Im not a religious man, but I plan to be someday. It seems like the right thing to do, like instinct, like Dr Hal, almost a saint, albeit degenerated to the point of dissolution. (11:33pm)
Carlos Yung: Im not a religious man, but I plan to be someday. It seems like the right thing to do, like instinct, like Dr Hal, almost a saint, albeit degenerated to the point of dissolution. (11:33pm)
Carlos Yung: again and again (11:33pm)
Sesame Street alien: the dream of skies thick with flying lawn mowers dangling stuff over drunk people with guns (11:34pm)
Dr. Penny: Puzzling Evidence shall take us to the next level. (11:50pm)
Dr. Penny: Just make sure Mickey signs your tour guide book. (12:03am)
