In this episode, the show turns turtle as mythical kingdoms come to the fore, with a consideration of imports and exports, tariffs, protectionism and travel tips. No tortoises were harmed during the making of this broadcast; all depicted terrapin activity was supervised by armed, accredited Testudinologists from the so-called Tortoise-Shell Institute of Terra Nova, California. The Church of the SubGenius and "Old Sequaw" are registered trade marks and all rights are reserved in perpetuity by the Fortress of Stangor, Inc. Note: Native American shamans may not completely endorse the SubGenius annual rite of "Bobtism."

Chatroom History
October 19, 2012 10:00pm - 1:30am

sanpaku: it's not 'sinkapu'', it's 'sanpaku'. 10-4. (11:25pm)