Uranium, a voluptuous element with really big atoms, is perfect for atom splitting because her strong force, though powerful, is relatively weak compared to other elements. Nuclear reactors use a particular isotope, lovely Uranium-235. The much-in-demand Uranium-235 doesn't appear often in a state of Nature; the ore from Uranium mines only contains about 0.7 percent U-235. That's why reactors make use of statuesque enriched Uranium, created by separating and concentrating the elusive element through a gas diffusion process. But you don't want to be around when she "goes off," no sir.
Better be safe at home listening to the Ask Dr. Hal! Show on Radio Valencia.

Chatroom History
March 8, 2013 10:00pm - 2:30am

Theo. v. Hohenheim: Your Show is having a strangely erotic effect upon my heaving busoms. It is clearly psychogenic... & so sudden -- even overwhelming in the instantaneity of it spontaneous compunction. Somebody help me, please ! (10:12pm)
Dr. Penny: T v. H, try inhailing a cinder! (10:15pm)
Theo. v. Hohenheim: It's neo-platonic aural sex -- very mucho dangerous! I've applied a prophylactic measure of castor oil 'installations' to void the urethra of any preliminary blockage of this awesome experience. (10:18pm)
Theo. v. Hohenheim: that didnt work at all (10:21pm)
Theo. v. Hohenheim: ooops did it again ! gosh darn my socks ! (10:21pm)
Theo. v. Hohenheim: well it was exquisitely poignani just got Show all over me , must ablute or else... t chatting with you but (10:23pm)
Theo. v. Hohenheim: stop jamming my keybored dammit (10:23pm)
Dr. Penny: Praise the sweet name of "Bob"! (10:24pm)
Dr. Penny: We love you Dr. Hal!!!!!!!!!!!!! (10:32pm)
Dr. Penny: just opened another bottle of beer. Everything is getting a bit blurry. (10:39pm)
Dr. Penny: Dr. Hal???? Why do sox sometimes smell funny? (10:59pm)
Dr. Penny: Dr. Hal???? When is the burning of the man like the burning of the bush? (11:05pm)
Karen Carpenter: SUre enough, I'm here (11:53pm)
Karen Carpenter: grfeatr party (11:54pm)
Karen Carpenter: !!! whoo hooo! (11:54pm)
::::::::: do you measure from the base on mars? (11:58pm)
Dr. Penny: bursting through, the Ask Dr. Hal show penetrates into the depths. (12:30am)
Dr. Penny: it'll be a cool cleanse. (12:39am)