We all knew this was coming. We've known for over a year that this might happen, and as of last week it's become a reality: there's now on a show on Tuesdays at midnight.
That it's going to happen is a fact we must accept, but that doesn't mean we have to be complacent. We must never stop fighting for what we know to be right against the forces of community internet radio disharmony, and on the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, and Sherilyn Connelly will demonstrate how it's done. After all, it'll be midnight on Tuesday, not 10pm on Wednesday, which has been scientifically proven to be the worst possible time to do a show transition.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Because if you succeed, then Radio Valencia succeeds.


Chatroom History
November 15, 2016 10:00pm - 1:30am

vj pussycat: blah blah blah (10:46pm)
Blah Blah Blah: Disco Roto rucks (10:50pm)
President Trump: Thanks To NHLG for playing me in the school play. (11:18pm)
vj pussycat: storytellers! (12:01am)

Defying conventional wisdom, and all other forms, NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND successfully predicts the presidential outcome.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Forward Together!



Chatroom History
November 8, 2016 10:00pm - 2:30am

vj pussycat: i don't understand. what happened to nhlg? (10:01pm)
Dr. Penny: Hmmm, no NHLG? (10:03pm)
vj pussycat: it was on 8-10 and stopped with out warning (10:04pm)
Dr. Penny: ok (10:05pm)
vj pussycat: they're back (10:06pm)
Dr. Penny: Ahhhhh!!!!!!!!! (10:06pm)
vj pussycat: yay (10:07pm)
mrs.: hi vj (10:09pm)
vj pussycat: hi mrs (10:09pm)
vj pussycat: i enjoy your participation in nhlg (10:10pm)
mrs.: did anyone hear me bitching in the previous slot? (10:11pm)
vj pussycat: is that what it was? i heard all till it switched to robo at 10 (10:11pm)
Dr. Penny: Trump promised "Jobs, jobs, jobs!" (10:48pm)
Dr. Penny: NHLG --- the superhighway to Trumpdom. (11:05pm)
vj pussycat: are y'all back? (12:20am)
vj pussycat: so y'all voted to legalize it (12:32am)

Tune in for SPECIAL EXTENDED COVERAGE by NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND of the 2016 Presidential, Congressional, State (or Commonwealth), County, City and District NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND Endorsements!

Starting at 8pm PDT, Radio Valencia's most loved radio programme, NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, will begin with the Editorial Board of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND (Karen Carpenter [Independent-CA], Bob-Marc [Punk Party-Mars], Sherilyn Connelly [Twilight Party-Equestria], and KrOB [?-?] announcing the NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND endorsements, followed immediately by the results. Votes may also be counted, if necessary.

The regularly scheduled FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND at 10pm is preempted for a rerun of The Big Bang Theory.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: There is no "I" in DEMOCRACY.

Chatroom History
November 8, 2016 8:00pm - 10:30pm

levels: are good..ish (8:11pm)
vj pussycat: it's nevada not nevada (9:57pm)
vj pussycat: i don't understand. what happened to nhlg? (10:01pm)
Dr. Penny: Hmmm, no NHLG? (10:03pm)
vj pussycat: it was on 8-10 and stopped with out warning (10:04pm)
Dr. Penny: ok (10:05pm)
vj pussycat: they're back (10:06pm)
Dr. Penny: Ahhhhh!!!!!!!!! (10:06pm)
vj pussycat: yay (10:07pm)
mrs.: hi vj (10:09pm)
vj pussycat: hi mrs (10:09pm)
vj pussycat: i enjoy your participation in nhlg (10:10pm)
mrs.: did anyone hear me bitching in the previous slot? (10:11pm)
vj pussycat: is that what it was? i heard all till it switched to robo at 10 (10:11pm)

I want to let the children know that you're going to hear a lot of people worrying about this. Some of your Moms and Dads, grandparents, even your big brothers and sisters... well, they might be scared. So I'm telling you to tell them, everything is going to be okay. I promise.

Now I want to talk to the grownups. We know that the threat of a Donald Trump presidency is going to give some people an excuse for lawlessness. As of this evening, I've placed the National Guard and the Army on full alert. We will not tolerate any disruption of our way of life. Our society will continue as normal. Work will go on. You will pay your bills. You will listen to the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND.

There will be no hoarding. There will be no sudden profiteering. I am freezing all wages, all prices. I have instructed the Secretary of the Treasury to close the nation's financial markets. All stock, bond, interest and commodity rates, all currency exchange rates and precious metal prices will remain fixed at today's prices. What a bottle of water cost you yesterday, it will cost you tomorrow. If Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, and Sherilyn Connelly sell something for more than it cost this morning, they will be arrested. Anyone rioting, anyone looting, that person is going to be shot on sight.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Everything is going to be fine. Probably.

There is nothing more dishonest than the Radio Valencia Board of Directors. You have to believe me, they are the most dishonest, it's a disgrace. ... And the poles, I’m afraid they're being rigged, I have to be honest. We gotta beat a totally dishonest machine. It’s a disgrace to our country that they get away with it. It's a crooked system. We're running against a rigged system, and we're running against a dishonest pole. NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND is leading in Florida. The poles all show it. Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc and Sherilyn Connelly know it. If we lose KrOB, we will know that there’s fraud. If there’s fraud, the show will be illegitimate, the so-called podcast will be illegitimate, we will have a constitutional crisis, widespread civil disobedience, and the Board of Directors will no longer be the government. This FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND has gotta put them on notice that their interference will be result in a rhetorical bloodbath, and when I mean civil disobedience, not violence, but it will be a bloodbath. The station will be shut down if they attempt to steal this. No, we will not stand for it. We will not stand for it.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: We're going to keep you in suspense.


Chatroom History
October 25, 2016 10:00pm - 12:30am

Karen Carpenter: boo (10:25pm)
vj pussycat: i've been watching craigslist for free wood. do you deliver to reno? (10:33pm)
vj pussycat: ok i'll meet you in truckee (11:09pm)
vj pussycat: i love that big black church with the pistol butresses (11:14pm)
vj pussycat: how much wood can you fit in your prius? (11:19pm)
vj pussycat: road trip (11:19pm)
vj pussycat: awesome do it (11:19pm)
vj pussycat: what what what?! (11:19pm)
vj pussycat: plastic seat covers (11:20pm)
vj pussycat: can you charge at tesla stations? (11:20pm)
vj pussycat: wrap the wood in seven contracto bags tied off with numerous bungy cords (11:23pm)
vj pussycat: not even a spec of bark (11:23pm)
vj pussycat: and free beer for you and daria when you get to truckee (11:24pm)
vj pussycat: perfect for your road trip (11:25pm)
vj pussycat: what's the difference? you're gonna smoke no matter what (11:38pm)

What a rigged system Radio Valencia 87.9FM is, folks. We will never fix our rigged system by relying on the Programming Committee who rigged it in the first place.

The process is rigged. This whole election is being rigged. These lies, spread by Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, and Sherilyn Connelly without witnesses, without backup or anything else anybody makes an accusation that you did something, and you weren’t -- you never saw this person before.

The FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND will determine whether we are a free station or whether we have only the illusion of democracy, but are in fact controlled by a small handful of global special interests rigging the system, and our system is rigged. This is reality, you know it, the Programming Committee knows it, I know it, and pretty much the whole world knows it.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Even the podcast is rigged.


Chatroom History
October 18, 2016 10:00pm - 1:30am

vj pussycat: she was married to flr (10:22pm)
vj pussycat: *flw (10:23pm)
vj pussycat: frank lloyd wright (10:24pm)

...look, we didn't say that. I don't think you understood what we said. This was locker room talk. We're not proud of it. We apologize to the other excellent DJs. Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, and Sherilyn Connelly apologize to the "Radio" Valencia "community." Certainly we're not proud of it, but this is locker room talk, and on the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND it's just a distraction from the important issues that we're facing today. Light bulbs keep disappearing from the studio, probably due to the late night shows. Some mysterious hack-saw enthusiast (probably from a late night show) replaced the missing lockbox without consulting the Programming Committee. KrOB, who is the worst, even turned off the records Jerkfree left playing just because Jerkfree had exited the studio and crossed the street to catch a bus! When we're running the station, we'll put KrOB in jail.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: We will discuss this more in the coming days.

Since long before cell phones and artisanal toast, the much aligned and beloved opening segment of the Live Ask Doctor Hal Show was been "Waste of Space", a brief 45 minute mindbogglingly dull lecture on current space missions. Presented with crude black and white images, graphs, lines, circles and arrows, this edumacationable experience has left audiences wondering and wanting. Now, to no one's surprise, the title "waste of space" has been appropriated without permission as the latest game level of the strongest challenger yet to Pokemon Go, ... Goat Simulator. Lacking trademark lawyers and even modest motivation, the legitimate owner of "Waste of Space" has decided the best way to fight this usurper is to increase exposure of the brand, stripping it of it's power and rendering it no more relevant to all things hip. The tarnishing of the brand begins tonight, on the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, and the corrosion continues each Friday night of October at Dr. Hal's live show. Let the vastness of space itself show how empty this threat truly is.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, never tuned into Radio Valencia at 87.9MHz


Chatroom History
October 4, 2016 10:00pm - 1:30am

vj pussycat: goat girl sounds like courtney barnett (10:00pm)
Kat Herding: veep-veep (10:28pm)
vj pussycat: i can't hear krob's story about robyn hitchcock (10:54pm)
vj pussycat: what happened?! i can't hear him! (10:54pm)
vj pussycat: can someone please parlay the story (10:56pm)
vj pussycat: he's so what? (10:57pm)
vj pussycat: was robyn hitchcock a jerk? (10:58pm)
vj pussycat: maybe cause no can hear krob (10:58pm)
Karen Carpenter: http://bit.ly/2dsfQAW (11:19pm)

Capacity of human hand = ~120ml (a generous approximation)
size of Skittle = ~1.0ml (probably closer to 0.5ml but let's make the math easier)
a "handful" of Skittles is ∴ = ~120 Skittles
In a universe where there are infinite Skittles and the poisoned ones appear at the rate of 3/784000, the expression for the odds of exactly one particular Skittle out of a handful of 120 being bad is
(3/784000)(1-3/784000)^119
(the odds of that one being bad times the odds of 119 being good) but to get the odds of one bad Skittle anywhere in the handful you then have to multiply that by 120 as there are 120 ways for that to happen
meanwhile the odds of getting _at least_ one bad one is
1-(1-3/784000)^120
(unity minus the odds of all of them being good)
∴ chance of getting _at least_ 1 Murder Skittle = 0.00045907%
In a finite universe of only 784000 Skittles total and exactly three bad ones, it’s a bit more complicated but the odds would be close to the above.*

Calculated by Dan Novy, MIT Media Lab, exclusively for NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND

*( Special thanks to Novy's PI, Mike Bove, for his valuable input into this most banal and necessary refutation of Trump's ignorant racism.)

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Murder math is hard!


Chatroom History
September 20, 2016 10:00pm - 1:30am

HoNK: Krob sounds like he's trapped under the furry thumb of the space-ferrets. (10:52pm)
HoNK: V'ger figga he bigga? figga digga bigga ditch, bitch (10:54pm)
vj pussycat: that was a pretty good imitation of the guy after puzz (12:34am)
vj pussycat: the snoopy ice show (12:47am)
vj pussycat: vince garaldi (12:47am)
vj pussycat: linus' music (12:47am)

Hold the mistletoe, we're having our Labor Day Sale in September! Everything you probably ever wanted, including iPhones, Mp3 players, tablets, home entertainment systems, 4K flat screen TVs, Playstations, 3-D gaming platforms, cell phone cases, LED light strips, home appliances and more! All for you at list price! That's right, there is nothing funny about Crazy Valencia, we arrange purchase agreements with authorized suppliers, sell everything at MSRP and honor our buyer contracts, back up all warranties and meet or exceed all city, state and federal regulations! Our employees are all legal citizens, we pay their health care, Social Security and EED monthly. Our HR department assures everyone is aware and conforms to a non-threatening, inclusive and nurturing atmosphere devoid of sexist, racist or bigoted comments, and our bathrooms are ADA compliant! There is an assisted wheelchair ramp to our assisted wheelchair elevator! Everything here is entirely above board and transparent! Remember: we will not be non-compliant, we cannot be non-compliant and we will NEVER BE NON-COMPLIANT! Shop around, get the best prices you can find, and still we will not budge from retail! WE MEAN IT! COME TO CRAZY VALENCIA NOW, OUR PRICES ARE ENTIRELY EXPLAINABLE!

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Offer not valid in New Jersey.

Chatroom History
September 13, 2016 10:00pm - 1:30am

vj pussycat: there was a malderor associated with piss clear (10:29pm)
vj pussycat: idk if it's the same person, but I think not (10:29pm)
malderor: nah, that guy was a total asshole. (10:35pm)
vj pussycat: I miss lightning bugs (10:42pm)
vj pussycat: miss your show on RV (10:43pm)
vj pussycat: I totally remember that moment (10:46pm)
vj pussycat: I designed bm' spread kit art in 1997 (10:47pm)
netzard: I got that news on the playa when our pal Claire rolled up and told us. We did not listen to any radio except our own at Burning Man 1997. (10:49pm)
vj pussycat: dr fiasco's neighbors are Chinese mafia (10:49pm)
netzard: It was the 1s time we got outside news. pretty mindblowing (10:49pm)
vj pussycat: I was listening to bmfr (10:50pm)
vj pussycat: or rfbm (10:50pm)
vj pussycat: agreed, mind blowing (10:51pm)
vj pussycat: camp in aarpville (10:51pm)
vj pussycat: yes, current version of piss clear (11:03pm)
vj pussycat: so that is him? (11:03pm)
vj pussycat: where's the link to that cam?! (11:05pm)
malderor: mald-dur-or (11:11pm)
malderor: it's easy. (11:11pm)
vj pussycat: it was storytellers (11:25pm)
vj pussycat: call it storytellers (12:19am)
vj pussycat: this year's temple was David best (12:27am)
vj pussycat: he used pallet wood (12:27am)
vj pussycat: which exit (12:29am)

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

The Federal Communications Commission has announced that on Tuesday, September 6, 2016 at 10pm, Radio Valencia 87.9FM must cease its analog transmissions and only broadcast in digital. Unfortunately, this coincides with the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND. After September 6, a radio receiver with only an analog broadcast tuner will require a converter box to receive over-the-air broadcasts from Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, and Sherilyn Connelly with an antenna.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: For more information, visit www.radiovalenciatransition.gov

So there's this boy who sits in my group and he is ALWAYS distracting me, and every time I try to stop him, I'm the one who gets yelled at! It's not fair! He's the one speaking out when we are suppose to be quiet, but if I say "be quiet", everyone tells me to "shush!". Really, I'm not making this up! He thinks he is so cool and funny with what he's doing and I just want to be left alone and do my assignment, but noooo, he keeps on going on and on about his friends and where they are going, and all the cool things they are going to do. He is so immature and selfish and he won't leave me alone! I just want to do my work and go home and watch tv. Some people never learn that you just aren't interested in that childish nonsense anymore.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Totally not a metaphor for burning man.

Who built the pyramids? What happened to Amelia Earhart? What's really going on in the Bermuda Triangle? On the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, and Sherilyn Connelly will explore these and other unsolved mysteries, including: What's the point of Radio Valencia 87.9FM scheduling reruns when every RV show ever is available as a podcast at any given time (at least by those DJs who bother to podcast their shows)?

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: This podcast presents information based in part on theory and conjecture. The hosts' purpose is to suggest some possible explanations, but not necessarily the only ones, to the mysteries we will examine.

self-explanatory, yo.



Chatroom History
August 18, 2016 8:00pm - 10:30pm

vj pussycat: wow I feel lucky (8:44pm)
vj pussycat: 1234567 (8:45pm)
vj pussycat: I had no idea! (8:49pm)
vj pussycat: my guess is too much birthday cake (8:50pm)
RadioGeek: no such thing (8:50pm)
vj pussycat: thank you and you too (8:52pm)
Alan B: EXTRA SHOW! (9:14pm)
Alan B: CRAP TABLE (9:16pm)
Alan B: ART, BABY! (9:17pm)
Alan B: WE DO ART SHOW (9:18pm)
Alan B: DANCE ART LET'S FUCK (9:18pm)
Alan B: HI, FOLKS! Early show is good. (9:18pm)
vj pussycat: hey alan b. didn't see you come in (9:19pm)
Alan B: Howdy! This isn't too late for me. (9:20pm)
Alan B: Sweet, you are back in sync with KROB. (9:20pm)
Alan B: "Scare quotes" hurt Jerry. (9:21pm)
vj pussycat: I'm confused. is this the new day/time of nhlg? (9:21pm)
Alan B: PROGRAM UPDATE (9:22pm)
vj pussycat: fuck!!!! (9:22pm)
vj pussycat: I'm still one episode away (9:23pm)
Alan B: Shit, that was mean. Meanie Pete. (9:23pm)
vj pussycat: please no more about GoT (9:25pm)
Alan B: http://bit.ly/2bqrxcT (9:29pm)
Alan B: Where's my black? Get my black out here! (9:33pm)
Alan B: Anybody but Trimp or that libertarian cocksucker. (9:35pm)
Alan B: Do pros need external validation? (9:38pm)
Alan B: PUZZ FOR MAYOR OF RADIO VALENCIA (9:40pm)
Alan B: 4153627 (9:40pm)
Alan B: 4159627 (9:40pm)
Alan B: ^^ Rock out with your lock out (9:41pm)
Alan B: JERRY'S LOVE NETWORK COCK JOKE (9:49pm)
Alan B: I <3 PERCODAN JERRY SO FUCKING MUCH (9:51pm)
Alan B: YOU NAZI (9:52pm)
Alan B: http://bit.ly/2bquoCu (9:54pm)
Alan B: Au revoir, mes amis. (9:58pm)

Günter Tittes
Long Yang
Jackie Pusey
Buddy Horne
Daisy Dick
Bob-Marc Roper
Erich Cuntz
Peter Hol
Tom Longstaff
Karen Carpenter
Petr Fuksa
Serhiy But
Edit Punk
Sherilyn Connelly
Peter Longbottom
Pierre Pêcher
Oliver Bone
KrOB
Eugene Licorish
Peter Fuchs
Cheryl Done
Erny Putz
Victoria Poon
Grégoire Pennes
Wanda Nuti
Ioannis Ballis

... and the winner by a hair is: STEELE JOHNSON

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Citius - Altius - Fortius - Crudesco

Chatroom History
August 9, 2016 10:00pm - 1:30am

vj pussycat: yay it's the olympics (10:03pm)
Karen Carpenter: yeah (10:14pm)
vj pussycat: happy early bday Karen. what are you doing for our bday this year? (10:17pm)
vj pussycat: which one is bruno? (10:18pm)
Karen Carpenter: right one (being wrong) (10:25pm)
vj pussycat: thx Karen. yes Monday (10:26pm)
vj pussycat: awww (10:26pm)
vj pussycat: how long is this song (12:22am)

On June 27, 1859, teacher Mildred Hill was born. You may not know her name but you will almost certainly have sung the song she helped write. Hill was the co-composer of Happy Birthday To You, originally called Good Morning To All, which is the song millions of people sing around a candlelit cake. It was first published in a songbook 90 years ago, on the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND. Although by 1924 the recognizable melody had been sung in American primary schools for nearly three decades, the publication was to trigger almost a century of legal wranglings between Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, and Sherilyn Connelly which would result in Happy Birthday To You being one of the most lucrative songs of all time.

Even though nobody knows who actually wrote Happy Birthday's lyrics, until this week, Radio Valencia 87.9 FM contentiously owns the copyright to the song in its entirety. The media giant has therefore been earning millions from people celebrating their birthdays for a quarter of a century. The case's direction changed earlier in the summer with a piece of evidence lawyers arguing against Radio Valencia 87.9 FM say is a "smoking gun": a songbook from 1922 that includes the Happy Birthday tune and lyrics without any copyright notice. It's proof, they say, that the song has been in the public domain for decades.

Although Radio Valencia 87.9 FM filed a motion opposing the request for a judgement based on this new evidence, the plaintiffs were "prepared to argue that RV knowingly hid the songbook."

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: ...and many more.

Chatroom History
August 2, 2016 10:00pm - 1:30am

nexus_6: Los Gatos has Happy Hound hotdogs and Rural Supply Hardware. Not much else. (10:47pm)

Yeah the old fashioned way like voter suppression, purging voter rolls, changing rules, media blackouts, making it difficult to watch the debates, not attending every agree'ed upon debate. Used to be just for republicans.... Some would say it still is! If it was a fair race, he would have won in a land slide!!!

did u even read this? The only thing that will save us now is a sanders/Stien ticket, and an outside elections monitoring

wtf!!!!!!????? did obama and hrc just praise dws 4 her "service" now that it has been shown that she lied and broke the law by actively trying to sink bernie?! And hrc just hired her as campaign honorary chair!? R U FUCKIN KIDDIN ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!? r the dems trying 2 lose this election?

To add it was Bill Clinton who decided to do away with the Roosevelt new deal and with Gingrich bring the democrats far to the right. They even called him 'The Reagan democrat" One might not remember the Welfare reform act, or criminal tough on crime act, that brought mandatory sentencing for all offenders, can't believe anyone who is a minority would support these charlatans, whom helped bring an end to Glass steagall They have screw everyone! they are.. i hate to say this, but actually Make Trump look like some one they created. maybe they did, and we are all suckers. Enough!

Hillary supporters are gonna be in a world of hurt soon when the other shoe drops.
What cracks me up or is concerning is, how the Hillary supporters and the media have no problems with Hillary's campaign rigging the votes.
An extremely sad state of affairs.

NO ONE'S VOTES ARE BEING COUNTED.
There are hundreds of thousands of votes that have not been counted and people are just not getting what is being done.
What a bunch of suckers.
And Hillary's supporters think the Russians did it.
MORONS!

If you keep calling people who supported Bernie, bots, or others who don't support your candidate Hillary as you have been doing then how does that help anything? You want to continue to rub salt in a wound? what"s your deal? Ya we know you Support Hillary, but why? why do you continue to troll and tell the Bernie people that? No reason, she won right? Wtf.

She is just gonna steal the election like she did the primary so VOTE FOR WHO YOU WANT!!!! but regardless who you vote for prez, make sure to focus on the down ballot races. Those are equally as important and even more important in other ways.

I will not vote for the lesser of two evils, I will support the candidate who fights for the greater good. As scary as a Drumpf presidency sounds, I will not vote for $hilary under no circumstances and neither should you!

PLEASE SHARE. PLEASE LIKE the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, with Karen Hitler, Bob-Marc-Hitler, DJ Bruno Hitler, Sherilyn Hitler, Puzzling Hitler and KrHitlerOB. GET THE WORD OUT AND STAND UP FOR HITLER!

Dif between right wing HRC haters and Left wing HRC haters, is that the left wing actually has real evidence to back it up. Ya don't hear us screaming "Bengazi" and "emails" cuz there so much more actual shit to focus on.

Oh yeah her VP is awesome on women's rights. Check out his anti-abortion stance. Wow she's such a feminist. Sorry you lose!He's a fake that says what he needs to when the time is right just like her.

Gee your complacent attitude about the theft of our democracy saddens me. First time rolling over? Prolly not!

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Berners ruin everything.

Chatroom History
July 26, 2016 10:00pm - 1:30am

vj pussycat: I was there too! (10:44pm)
vj pussycat: animated vagina flowers too (11:37pm)
vj pussycat: do it! (11:59pm)

The 2016 Republican Covention is happening as we speak! Thankfully, the annual J-POP SUMMIT Festival is also happening this weekend, and if you don't know what that is, you're probably not Sherilyn. But on tonight's FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, Aomoji-kei padawan Sherilyn Connelly along with gaijin Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, and KrOB will take you through everything you need to know about Japanese pop culture from over the past year, at least as it pertains to our special guest star, Vocaloid icon Hatsune Miku! Or not, since she's a computer-generated character. But in a way, aren't we all? (Your mind: BLOWN.) There will also be guest appearances by flesh-and-blod pop diva Kyary Pamyu Pamyu, and flesh-and-blood embodiment of pure evil, future President Donald Trump.

HANA NO KE-KUZU-SEN: Sakende mita Megahon wa kowareteta no.


Chatroom History
July 19, 2016 10:00pm - 1:30am
vj pussycat: you can't miss the pokemonatics once you recognize what they look like (10:16pm)
Sesame Street alien: pretty sure they pronounce it "sjews" (10:48pm)
Kat Herding: hey Karen Carpenter (11:12pm)
vj pussycat: don't forget potsie loves Ralph (11:32pm)
nexus006: My 8 y.o. tonight: Trumpy McDumpy (11:44pm)
vj pussycat: hey bro, that's sexist (11:57pm)

Why can't Radio Valencia come up with any NEW ideas? Instead, the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND has has to go ahead and remake a show we all loved as children -- assuming everyone is exactly the same age as us and had the same childhood interests, and let's face it, people who aren't exactly like us hardly matter -- and ruin it in the process by including the WRONG kind of people, like Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, Sherilyn Connelly, and KrOB. But tonight, they go on trial.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: The epitome of what's wrong with this PC bullshit.


Chatroom History
July 12, 2016 10:00pm - 1:30am

vj pussycat: together again at last (10:19pm)
vj pussycat: this broadcast is way too choppy (10:28pm)
Perfect_Timing: Yakity Sax (10:30pm)
vj pussycat: I stopped and restarted and it's fine. must be my stupid phone (10:30pm)
Perfect_Timing: yay (10:32pm)
Perfect_Timing: Some critic in the UK was trying to get it banned.... Of course they then admitted that they hadn't seen it.... (10:34pm)
Perfect_Timing: Leslie Jones. (10:36pm)
Perfect_Timing: He was a producer on PP. (10:37pm)
Perfect_Timing: Thanks, Kirk.. Have an apple. (10:38pm)
Perfect_Timing: term of endearment (10:43pm)
Perfect_Timing: for monosyllabic mouth breathers. (10:43pm)
Perfect_Timing: I could be (and frequently am) wrong. (10:44pm)
Perfect_Timing: It's a 45 with a B side. (10:53pm)
Perfect_Timing: Jericho Cain? (10:56pm)

Bland Donut-Shaped Kosher Bread

Petite Pasta au Gratin a la Kraft

Miniature Biscuits Shaped Like Goldfish prepared by Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc and Sherilyn Connelly

Peanut Emulsion with Fruit Pure on Baguette

Nose Hair Lint Gland

South By Southwest Appropriated Meal with Spices (Gluten Free)

Beef Ground Circle with Cheese American Square

Apple Tartare or HipHop Pop Tarts

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: More tasty show options coming next semester!



Chatroom History
July 5, 2016 10:00pm - 1:30am

Karen Carpenter: KrOB presents the World Premiere of AfTER NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, (12:05am)
vj pussycat: golf clap (12:06am)