Chatroom History
December 21, 2014 12:00am - 3:30am

Karen Carpenter: Conan... we are remote using the unit (12:17am)

On the forest planet of Kashyyyk, Life Day has arrived. It's a celebration of the planet's diverse ecosystem and the many forms of life it encompasses, and also a time to remember Wookiee family members who have died, as well as those who got banned from Kashyyyk's community radio stations for not being excellent to each other.

This year's Life Day falls on the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, and as Chewbacca's family waits for him to arrive, he's being chased by Imperial forces! Will Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, Sherilyn Connelly, and KrOB be able to help Chewie and Han Solo make it to Life Day in time?

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Huurh huuguughghg aaahnruh huuguughghg.

Chatroom History
December 17, 2014 10:00pm - 1:30am

Sesame Street alien: Jesus. (10:10pm)
nexus006: Are you a krampressor or a krampusitussin (10:44pm)
nexus006: Is there a NHLG holiday party? I'll bring quality consumables. (10:52pm)
Karen Carpenter: working on it now (10:57pm)
y: Christmas in the stars: http://bit.ly/1zyECmH (11:35pm)
y: Christmas in the stars: http://bit.ly/1zyECmH (11:35pm)
vj pussycat: that was the third old school BK theme in three days (11:41pm)
vj pussycat: all unrelated (11:41pm)

As we approach the winter solstice and television shows go into repeats, that can only mean one thing: Krampus is coming! The one and only iconic figure of December, we will celebrate his birth on the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND as well as cower in fear of the punishment he brings all the bad podcasters who violate Krampus's core value of "be excellent to each other." Thankfully, neither Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, nor even Sherilyn Connelly have ever engaged in non-excellent beingness such as leaving nitrous canisters behind, saying untoward things in the chatterbox, or flaking on their show without asking for a rerun or a sub, which is Krampus's one rule....or have they?

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Because Krampus cares, even if it's a polka show.

Chatroom History
December 10, 2014 10:00pm - 1:30am


rmx: noise hair lint gland sounding crazy sounding good (10:24pm)
y: just great guys (10:25pm)
vj pussycat: Hi yall (10:35pm)

Every time I am in danger of believing the glamour of my own press, some incident inevitably brings me back to earth. - Jessica Savitch

You can easily die racing to cover a bank robbery as you can in a war zone. -Jessica Savitch

I don't exactly know what it means to be ready. A cake when the oven timer goes off? Am I fully baked, or only half-baked? -Jessica Savitch

The bad news is that 50 people died in a hotel fire; the good news is that we got exclusive footage. - Jessica Savitch

This will be the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND devoted to Jessica Savitch. And that you can believe with all your heart, because it comes from Karen Carpenter, Sherilyn Connelly, Bob-Marc, and KrOB, the most honest people in broadcasting.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Almost golden.


No Chat History Available.

The urge to listen to good radio programming is equally strong in all children. What really counts for good listening is imagination, not musical knowledge or skilled hearing. You hear whatever comes into your head, the way you want it. It could be classical, hip-hop, jazz or even the Grateful Dead. A lot of people like the Grateful Dead, even girls. A lot of boys enjoy dubstep. It's more exciting than Transformers.

The most important thing is to put the right material in their heads and never, NEVER play the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND for more than 5 minutes before bedtime. The result could be Karen Carpenter, Sherilyn Connelly, and KrOB.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Everything is awesome! Except for the part where the station crashes at about 42 minutes into the show, and Karen Carpenter and KrOB are unable to get it back up and running. But they did get an angry email from the Community Authorities the next morning for their efforts, so that's nice.

(original art by Daria)


Chatroom History
November 26, 2014 10:00pm - 11:12pm
Kat Herding: reporting for duty (10:11pm)
vj pussycat: i can't hear anything (10:44pm)
DJ PON-3: We're working on it! (10:46pm)
vj pussycat: thx y'all (10:46pm)
DJ PON-3: Pete and KrOB are still working diligently to fix the problem. (10:53pm)
vj pussycat: thx, i still have it on so i will know when it works again (10:57pm)
DJ PON-3: You can see them on the job below. (10:59pm)
vj pussycat: oh yea, they look super busy (11:11pm)

Brave crew of Subspace Radio Valencia, consider the question of existence. These are the questions which man has asked ever since he first gazed at the stars and dreamed. Our ancestors at Pirate Cat Radio and SF Liberation Radio were were ruled by their emotions. They felt with their hearts. They made love with their hearts. They believed with their hearts. And above all else, they believed in a place in which these questions of existence would be answered. Modern dogma tells us this place is a myth, a fantasy concocted by pagans such as Karen Carpenter and Sherilyn Connelly. But it is no fantasy! I tell you, it exists! The FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND has been chosen to undertake the greatest adventure of all time...the discovery of the planet CLAKSAARB. It lies beyond the Great Barrier in the heart of the Mission.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: You don't ask the Almighty for his station ID.

Chatroom History
November 19, 2014 10:00pm - 12:30am

UncleHarve: It's not easy.. I'm working hard.. so, you better do the same! (10:02pm)
UncleHarve: don't make a fucking maniac outta me! (10:04pm)
UncleHarve: the guys get shirts! (10:04pm)
Starcraft Service Table: By Grabthar's Hammer, what a savings. (10:12pm)
Starcraft Service Table: i can't wait... http://bit.ly/1vrHAL3 (10:14pm)
Starcraft Service Table: wouldn't it be fun if these financial problems were medicinal? (10:17pm)
Starcraft Service Table: On the press junket of Galactic Peace? (10:18pm)
interception: Harve Birdman (10:27pm)
interception: john cusack is in the new cronenberg (10:31pm)
interception: sandra bullock has gravitas? (10:33pm)
interception: why is god angry? (10:35pm)
leonard nimoy: http://bit.ly/1vrJLhC (10:36pm)
leonard nimoy: where kirk goes, we follow (10:36pm)
leonard nimoy: gravitas is foremost on my mind (10:37pm)
leonard nimoy: gorn-met video (10:39pm)
for people who know: and love video (10:40pm)
DJ PON-3: Remember, only men ever buy laserdisc players. (10:41pm)
orson welles: ah, the french... (10:42pm)
kirk is a jerk: kirkin' with gas! (10:47pm)
god is peeeeeerrrrrr: ffffffeeeeeeeeccccccttttttt (10:50pm)
rocket man: i'm a, (10:53pm)
rockford file: i'm a (10:54pm)
,: (go climb a rock) (10:56pm)
colon: parenthesis (10:57pm)
the battle for paradise: fights the battle for peace (10:58pm)
marsh: melloncamp (10:59pm)
how about the b-side: to the nightmare single? (11:00pm)
moar: kroanos (11:07pm)
the air is thin: ner (11:26pm)
i am: glandru (11:30pm)
y: y (11:34pm)
y: thanks for the cool show Getting a Life on Saturday Night Live: http://bit.ly/1xRg6w8 (11:34pm)
y: Mike myers mask is Shatners Shatner is the face of Michael Myers face: http://bit.ly/1xRgiLV (11:37pm)
shatner's name is a : killing word (11:41pm)

It's difficult to believe, but once upon a time, porn could not be downloaded. Nor could it be watched on certain unscrambled cable channels, or rented from the curtained-off room at the local video store, and it sure as heck couldn't be paused on the good bits and/or fast-forwarded to get the good bits. Instead, aficionados had to go to a movie theater with their fellow degenerates and watch the movie unspool at is own pace, while everyone around them unspooled as well. (Also: gross!) That also meant that patrons had to deal with the music, and a whole vast industry rose up dedicated to providing the soundtracks to all the humpin', pumpin', and suckin'. (Again, also: gross!) But a great deal of that music never made it to the screen, so tonight on the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, ace musicologists Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, Sherilyn Connelly, and KrOB will present some of the best of Unreleased 1970s Porn Music. Finally, the great works by these great artists will find their release. (Also again, once more: gross!)

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: This ain't your father's boom-chicka-wow-wow, because he never heard it. (And, your father watching porn? Guh-ross!)

Chatroom History
November 12, 2014 10:00pm - 12:30am

vj pussycat: holy shit I've never heard hunger on the air before! (10:00pm)
vj pussycat: thx Juan rapido - love that hunger record (10:00pm)
DJDEADHAIR: What is this epic riff? (10:06pm)
vj pussycat: the hot look up here in Truckee is the dickduster (10:29pm)
vj pussycat: check the listener pics (10:33pm)
vj pussycat: that's Uresky sporting the grey dickduster (10:34pm)
vj pussycat: I'm sorry. She's outta control. She hasn't mentioned we have a gun to her head (10:43pm)
vj pussycat: she's corrupted (10:43pm)
nexus006: Hey now NHLG. (10:45pm)
vj pussycat: sorry. that wasn't even cheap entertainment (10:45pm)

Here's a promise from NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND you can take to the bank... this will be the greatest radio show you will ever hear! Featured on this Wednesday will be LIVE IN-STUDIO PERFORMANCES from Skrillex, Garrison Keillor, Bono, Neil deGrass Tyson, Weird Al, The Artist, Berlin Philharmonic, Blind Boys of Alabama, Equestria Girls, narrated by Edward James Olmos and The Entire San Francisco Fire Department! Conceived in a fever of a creative cyclone by Karen Carpenter, curated by Sherilyn Connelly, and produced by Puzzling Evidence, it is the nee plus ultra for the next generation!

Honestly, we don't know how you could even think we would not tell the truth. After all, this is the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: More perfect than perfection itself.

Dr. Fiasco: The statement is what? Please run this by me one more time. (10:03pm)
Dr. Fiasco: Those bagpipes actually sound nice, which is almost always a false statement (10:06pm)
Dr. Fiasco: I guess this is KrOB (10:28pm)
Dr. Fiasco: I voted for the sugar tax. (10:35pm)
Dr. Fiasco: Where's Bob Marc? (10:36pm)
y: because (11:44pm)
y: telestial teasonings. I was almost a slerp. (11:46pm)
y: Harry Shearer in Nixon's The One - Pilot (Episode%u2026: http://bit.ly/1EkBM6E (11:52pm)

What is the TRUE ORIGIN of Halloween? Where did it come from? Did you know Yeshua the Messiah was born nowhere NEAR October 31, but that it was the "birth day" of the sun-god, "Sol Invictus" or "Mithras," also known as "Karen Carpenter," "Bob-Marc," "Sherilyn Connelly," and "KrOB?" Did you know October 31 is not only the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, but also the concluding day of the pagan winter festival called the "Saturnalia"? Where did "The Great Pumpkin" come from? The "Jack O'Lantern"? How did this pagan feast become connected with "Christianity"? Here is an amazing "whale of a tale"!

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Halloween is pagan. There is no doubt about it. The question is: What are you going to do about it?



Chatroom History
October 29, 2014 10:00pm - 12:30am
vj pussycat: Hi y'all. What movie is this music from? (10:05pm)
vj pussycat: Uresky says it's Halloween (10:09pm)
vj pussycat: We're listening to the SF police audio feed simultaneously with NHLG (10:10pm)
vj pussycat: www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/144 04/web (10:12pm)
I'm not seeing anything. Are you okay? Have you been destroyed over? : is there any body. .....in there? (10:23pm)
Karen Carpenter: nope (10:23pm)
Karen Carpenter: too scary (10:23pm)
I'm not seeing anything. Are you okay? Have you been destroyed over?: Okay .this is different than the one on the flying saucer (10:25pm)
I'm not seeing anything. Are you okay? Have you been destroyed over?: my friend said that they used to put kids in a basket and chant until they explode. i figured i was drunk when he said it so it must be true. whenever ever we were at the restaurant they would clap their hands on someone's birthday. we'd always get a bit nervous. we'd cover our Food a bit but no one ever exploded. (10:31pm)
cowface: mo0o (10:32pm)
I'm not seeing anything. Are you okay? Have you been destroyed over?: himpshaw (10:54pm)
vj pussycat: http://bit.ly/1E4qiUV (11:11pm)
vj pussycat: this one's pretty good: http://bit.ly/1E4ss6W (11:31pm)
himpshaw: http://bit.ly/1E4sQCs (11:36pm)
himpshaw: http://bit.ly/1E4u68w (11:48pm)

Won't someone think about the children? Evil-to-the-bone listener Kat Herding had a think, and now shares these tender little ragamuffins with the you. Wot?/Why? Oh no..., answers do not come easy when the subjects seem so innocent, blameless, indeed quiltless. So they seem, the small ones meaning no harm, just seeking mac&cheese and the empty center of your lost soul.

Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, and DJ Deadhair don't know what else to call them. Kids? Our future? The FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND is their portal to this waking world.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Your turn to put them to bed.


Chatroom History
October 22, 2014 10:00pm - 1:30am

Kat Herding: invite me in! (10:02pm)
vj pussycat: oh yea, and hi NHLG (10:10pm)
Kat Herding: invite me inside! (10:24pm)
nexus006: Krob, Sherelyn, Karen....Are you out there? I'm holding on to this teather, but my strength is fading....can you guys pull me back in...? (10:40pm)
Kat Herding: invite me in. (10:48pm)
Aslan: Great show tonight (10:50pm)
nexus006: The Buzzer..... (10:54pm)
Kat Herding: yay! (11:02pm)
Kat Herding: WEIRD on the WELL (11:02pm)
vj pussycat: what the hell have you been doing? (11:03pm)
vj pussycat: I thought they were dead (11:04pm)
vj pussycat: what did you do with alan b?! (11:05pm)
nexus006: Hey I'm here.... (11:06pm)
nexus006: I'm not skinny but I have better hair than Mia Farrow.... (11:09pm)
vj pussycat: we're waxing bottles of beer and making our friend uretsky listen (11:10pm)
vj pussycat: can you explain NHLG to uretsky? (11:10pm)
vj pussycat: he doesn't have a smart phone (11:11pm)
vj pussycat: but Kyle's tuning in and I have you on both my phones (11:11pm)
vj pussycat: Oops we lost him (11:12pm)
vj pussycat: Kyle can't tune in cause he doesn't have a plugin (11:13pm)
vj pussycat: MALACHITE (11:14pm)
smartypants: This always happens. I miss the first five minutes and then I have NO idea what's going on. (11:47pm)
Kat Herding: three-point landing. nice. (12:01am)
vj pussycat: when does your show start (12:34am)
Karen Carpenter: damn good question (12:36am)
vj pussycat: I lost signal for a bit. did I miss it? (12:57am)
vj pussycat: mystery train (1:22am)
vj pussycat: Bad laments (1:28am)
vj pussycat: bad laments (1:28am)
vj pussycat: Badlamenti (1:28am)

I don't know what the box is, but I know what it does. I've said all this before. I saw it open. I opened it. I saw who came out: Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, Sherilyn Connelly, and KrOB. I don't know what else to call them. Demons. The FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND is a gateway to hell. I don't know what it's for or who made it, or why. I only know what it does. It hurts.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: It'll tear your soul apart.

Gee: Iwonderwhatthethemeis..... (10:04pm)
Kat Herding: is it going to be like last week? (10:04pm)
Dwarves: At least iss not uss (10:04pm)
Kat Herding: I had to be hospitalized after that one. (10:04pm)
Kat Herding: I see you got into the creepy pasta again. (10:05pm)
The Hospital: no u dunt! (10:05pm)
The Demon: The kids just found the echo selection......skuna bee a long shoe (10:06pm)
Kat Herding: pretty little liars? (10:06pm)
Virgin Dairies: ifen u want (10:07pm)
Hi-Fi Living: or, Crosley Breakis (10:08pm)
The Romans: waiting for aboat (10:09pm)
Kat Herding: http://bit.ly/1vxVFWj (10:09pm)
The Romans: The heelll (10:09pm)
The Romans: u say (10:09pm)
JFK: yea, tell me about it all (10:10pm)
Horroor Higher Schooling: was filmed at SMA (10:11pm)
Kat Herding: Martian ships landing in Grovers Mills... (10:11pm)
Puzzle Box Vidence: ain't a prob, "bOb" (10:12pm)
Nose Hair Lint Gland: in THREE words... (10:12pm)
Nose Hair Lint Gland: and of freight (10:12pm)
Kat Herding: prematurely Aryan (10:13pm)
Demons: ? (10:13pm)
Demons: eats Bay Aryans (10:13pm)
Kat Herding: Al Bino Bob (10:14pm)
Demons: FrankenKrOb (10:14pm)
Demons: at Heavens Gate (10:14pm)
Kat Herding: Hale Bopp a rebop (10:14pm)
Demons: listening to Game of Drones (10:15pm)
God : leave me out of it. (10:16pm)
The Devil: Everyone sit down. This could take a while. (10:17pm)
Oh: The Horror, the horrooorrrr the horrrrrrrroooooooorrrrrrrrrroooooooo or (10:17pm)
Kill : for Kali!!! (10:38pm)
Kat Herding: Law & Order: SUV (10:39pm)
The Student Body: Is this on The Quiz? (10:40pm)
nexus006: So we said fuck you man...we're gonna do some gigs. (11:03pm)
Borg9: http://bit.ly/1qA7e8w (11:39pm)
nexus006: Hail King Gidorah (11:41pm)
Borg9: http://bit.ly/1qA7Kn9 (11:42pm)
Borg9: http://bit.ly/1qA8hpg (11:44pm)
Borg9: Coincidence? (11:46pm)
Borg9: http://bit.ly/1qA8Dfp (11:46pm)

For there be divers sorts of show -- some wherein the RF broadcast remaineth; and in some it vanisheth quite away with the fevered dream of LPFM. This commonly occurreth only in solitude from the email list (such is God's will) and, none seeing the end, we say the show is lost, or gone to a deep FINAL BROADCAST archive -- which indeed it hath; but sometimes it hath happened and heard by many, as abundant testimony showeth the show was shown or viewed or heard. In this one kind of death the radio signal also dieth, and this it hath been known to do while yet the podcast was in vigor for many years. Sometimes, as is veritably attested, it dieth with the DJs Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, Sherilyn Connelly and KrOB, but after a season is raised up again in that place where the signal did decay.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: After 5 minutes, you're either mad or dead.

exus006: You find yourself at 180 and G...there is no other possibility. (10:40pm)
Alan B.: Spooky shit, man. (10:43pm)
Alan B.: Yeah, fuck Michi-- HEY! (11:00pm)
Alan B.: You fuckers just wish you had water. (11:01pm)
Alan B.: Now you won't even let BobMarc on the air. I BLAME SPORTSBALL! (11:03pm)
Alan B.: Congratulations on your team winning the game and junk. (11:04pm)
Alan B.: Did you brick up KrOB in the wall, you animals? (11:05pm)
Alan B.: Persecuting theists and people who don't give a fuck about post-season baseball. (11:06pm)
Alan B.: Break out the wine bowls. (11:07pm)
Alan B.: Suck it out of a washcloth. (11:07pm)
Alan B.: Requesting "Walt Disney's Spooky Sounds of the Haunted House." (11:09pm)
Alan B.: Shove him into the vat of Marmsey, instead. (11:11pm)
Alan B.: I'm just a Poe boy, nobody loves me. . . (11:12pm)
Alan B.: What a silly soliloquy. (11:13pm)
Alan B.: I can't hear Puzzling Evidence anymore because his podcast isn't updated and his KPFA show fell off the severs. (11:14pm)
Alan B.: Mood is wrong. MOOD IS WRONG. (11:14pm)
Alan B.: Actually, you have a femotcell. (11:16pm)
Alan B.: Yeah, Nexus006 is taking over my role as most annoying listener. (11:16pm)
Alan B.: In telecommunications, a femtocell is a small, low-power cellular base station, typically designed for use in a home or small business. http://bit.ly/1sggl3Q (11:17pm)
Alan B.: That we beat. (11:17pm)
vj pussycat: you could call in too (11:17pm)
Alan B.: No, Sherilyn hates me or something. (11:18pm)
vj pussycat: ; ) (11:18pm)
Alan B.: Hi, VJ! (11:18pm)
Alan B.: G'nite, Nexus006! (11:18pm)
vj pussycat: HI ALAN b! (11:18pm)
Alan B.: Yeah, it worked out great when I called H.A.L's show and bothered that poor girl about decrepit punk rock relics. (11:18pm)
Alan B.: I don't know what I did to Sherilyn besides be super annoying and creepy. (11:19pm)
vj pussycat: mike watt is not decrepit (11:19pm)
vj pussycat: maybe that's enough (11:19pm)
vj pussycat: construction talk!!! (11:20pm)
vj pussycat: don't catch his hair on fire (11:20pm)
Alan B.: I know, he was fucking awesome with his new band, Il Sogno Del Marinaro.http://bit.ly/1sggR1I (11:20pm)
Alan B.: Mike Watt is great. (11:20pm)
Alan B.: He never kills anyone in a catacomb with a femtocell. (11:21pm)
Alan B.: Death by giant pendulum. (11:21pm)
vj pussycat: he is. missed that tour - they were just in sf, but wanted to go (11:21pm)
Alan B.: He said in Detroit that this was his 65th tour. I guess fIREHOSE would do three tours a year. (11:22pm)
vj pussycat: ebola, what a great halloween treat (11:22pm)
vj pussycat: drivin econo, you know it (11:23pm)
Alan B.: George Carlin-rape CAN be funny http://bit.ly/1sghAjG (11:23pm)
Alan B.: Il Sogno Del Marinaio feat. Mike Watt Cooking Show Pt.1 http://bit.ly/1sghIzH (11:24pm)
Alan B.: ^^^^ Spoilers: Andrea is making pasta. (11:25pm)
vj pussycat: gee thx. i'll watch these later (11:26pm)
Alan B.: Well, you know what I say about Poe . . . if it ain't baroque, don't fix it. (11:27pm)
Alan B.: Waka waka!! (11:27pm)
Alan B.: You're welcome! (11:27pm)
Alan B.: It is curiously pleasant to watch these guys cook pasta together. (11:27pm)
vj pussycat: did it make you hungry? (11:28pm)
Alan B.: It made me want to try to cook home-made pasta. (11:28pm)
Alan B.: But I can't eat it, because my wife has me on a 10-day cleanse. (11:29pm)
Alan B.: No carbs, no sugars. Only small amounts of lean meat, raw vegetables, and protien shakes. (11:29pm)
Alan B.: I wish someone would kill me in a catacomb. (11:29pm)
vj pussycat: cheese? (11:33pm)
Alan B.: None. I wanna die. (11:34pm)
vj pussycat: i would too (11:34pm)
vj pussycat: glwt (11:34pm)
Alan B.: I comfort myself with my photo of me and Mike Watt, taken at Detroit's Majestic. http://bit.ly/1sgj90Z%20large.jpg?dl =0 (11:34pm)
Alan B.: Wait, bad link. (11:34pm)
Alan B.: http://bit.ly/1sgjoZK (11:35pm)
Alan B.: There ya go. (11:35pm)
Alan B.: My photo helps me make it through the remaining eight days of suffering. (11:36pm)
Alan B.: Thanks for your pity. (11:36pm)
Alan B.: That's fucking hysterical. (11:40pm)
Alan B.: Thanks, Pete. (11:40pm)
vj pussycat: nice photo alan b (11:40pm)
Alan B.: Thanks, vj! (11:41pm)
Alan B.: I was deleriously happy. (11:41pm)
Alan B.: dileriously? (11:41pm)
Alan B.: Really happy. (11:41pm)
vj pussycat: how come bob marc didn't go see mike watt's new band a couple weeks ago? (11:41pm)
Alan B.: He was up a river. (11:41pm)
vj pussycat: me too bob marc (11:41pm)
vj pussycat: oh yea (11:41pm)
Alan B.: Bob Marc was doing art on a river. (11:42pm)
vj pussycat: i saw fIREHOSE at slims two years ago (11:43pm)
Alan B.: Jesus, that's awful. (11:43pm)
Alan B.: I know people that has happened to. It is a disaster. (11:43pm)
Alan B.: I don't go to a lot of shows, but I wanted to see this show a lot. (11:44pm)
vj pussycat: shoulda went. it was incredible. (11:44pm)
vj pussycat: i missed sebadoh last night : ( (11:45pm)
vj pussycat: i love live music (11:45pm)
Alan B.: I know! But it is often a hassle. I live in a college town, and I hate being the old guy at the back. (11:45pm)
Alan B.: And everyone goes on about the good sound at The Blind Pig here, but is really sucks. (11:46pm)
vj pussycat: fuck that. be the old guy at the front (11:46pm)
Alan B.: No one seems to understand how to mix sound here. (11:46pm)
Alan B.: Yeah, I do that, sometimes. (11:46pm)
vj pussycat: have you been lately? (11:46pm)
vj pussycat: maybe it's better now (11:47pm)
vj pussycat: haha (11:47pm)
Alan B.: Yep. (11:47pm)
vj pussycat: your show ends soon (11:48pm)
Alan B.: But I loved the sound at the Mike Watt show. (11:48pm)
vj pussycat: well, wth (11:48pm)
Alan B.: Hi, Puzz Ev! I need to get my shit together and listen to the KPFA show again, (11:48pm)
Alan B.: Now that Philo has figured out how to post HQ show. (11:48pm)
vj pussycat: i almost always listen to that one (11:48pm)
vj pussycat: not as fun without a chatterbox (11:49pm)
Alan B.: I would have gone to see mc chris, but it was TONIGHT and I spent it with my daughter, learning about how to get her into college. (11:50pm)
vj pussycat: strike that. not as interactive i should say (11:50pm)
Alan B.: I am never up for the Puzz Ev show, it's on when I'm going to work at 8 a.m. here. (11:50pm)
vj pussycat: you are old (11:50pm)
Alan B.: Yes. Old. (11:51pm)
vj pussycat: stupid time zones (11:51pm)
vj pussycat: who is mc chris (11:51pm)
Alan B.: Sometimes Philo is looking at the Facebook page, or you could call in. (11:51pm)
Alan B.: I heart drugs - mc chris http://bit.ly/1sgmm0D (11:52pm)
vj pussycat: i do post on the fb page sometimes. only when it is imperative to respond (11:52pm)
vj pussycat: and philo will see it the next day (11:52pm)
Alan B.: Fette's Vette - mc chris http://bit.ly/1sgmsFf (11:52pm)
vj pussycat: ok ok, my watch later list is getting too long now (11:53pm)
Alan B.: Puzzling Evidence, breaking all the fucking podcast rules. (11:53pm)
Alan B.: I'll lay off, show's over anyway. (11:53pm)
vj pussycat: except the 7 words rule (11:54pm)
vj pussycat: get outta there!!!!!!!!!! (11:55pm)
vj pussycat: thx for the links alan b (11:55pm)
Alan B.: You are so nice, vj. Have a good week!! (11:55pm)
vj pussycat: thank you alan b. you too! (11:56pm)
vj pussycat: now get outta there (11:56pm)
Alan B.: THE HANDOFF IS ALL (11:57pm)
Alan B.: CROSSTALK UBER ALLES (11:58pm)
Alan B.: Showy show show (11:58pm)
vj pussycat: your show starts now (12:00am)
Alan B.: PRODUCTION FUCKING VALUES (12:00am)
vj pussycat: now (12:00am)
Alan B.: G'nite, folks, catch you on the podcast. (12:00am)

When Sherilyn worked at the Video Zone in Fresno as a teenager, both the Horror section and the Adult section were on the same side of the store. When it came time to assign who would be straightening what shelves at the end of the night, whoever would get that side of the store would inevitably refer to it as "From Horror to Whore," because hilarity.

Of course, in these more enlightened days, we now know the proper terminology would be "From Horror to Sex Worker," or "From Horror to Pleasure Activist" if you're feeling especially crunchy. In any event, on tonight's FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, Sherilyn Connelly, and KrOB kick off a month-long series of horrible horrorshows with an examination of the intersection of sex and horror, especially as it involves men in masks slashing up teenagers who've just got it on.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: The Boogeyman is real, and he has the 8-10 slot.

Alan B. : I'm fighting sleep, but I'm here. (10:29pm)
Dr. Penny: It's a rubber of life b/c it breaks so easily. (10:37pm)
Alan B. : Happily, I missed Mr. Rapido's show. (10:57pm)
Alan B. : I request the Venom ID for my BIRTHDAY. (11:01pm)
Alan B. : Lowest number of in-show posts ever. (11:19pm)
Alan B. : I hate horror movies. (11:29pm)
Alan B. : My ex girlfriend made me go to them. (11:30pm)
Alan B. : I saw (11:31pm)
Alan B. : all of them (11:31pm)
Alan B. : from 1982 (11:31pm)
Alan B. : to 1988. (11:31pm)
Alan B. : When does the whore part start? (11:36pm)

Dreams come in two main categories: 1) Dreams and 2) Horrible nightmares.

Non-nightmare dreams come in two categories: 1) Dreams and 2) Sightly disturbing, mildly upsetting, frustrating, confusing and contradicting dreams.

Non-nightmare/non-mildly disturbing dreams come in two categories: 1) Dreams and 2) Sex dreams with an unmistakable experience of sexual thoughts and/or actions, often hasty, out-of-control, with the wrong person or species, and result in embarrassment and a problematic residue.

Non-nightmare/non-mildly disturbing/non-sex dreams come in two categories: 1) Dreams and 2) Non-dreams, or nothing, void, emptiness, blankness, oblivion.

Non-nightmare/non-mildly disturbing/non-sex/non-non-dreams come in two categories: 1) Actual, genuine dreamy dreams of happiness, contentment, pure love, camaraderie, shared pleasures and bliss and 2) Daydreams, because you're awake and nominally in charge of your mind, moron.

This comprehensive summary of dreaming possibilities makes it quite clear that your chance of having an actual and pleasurable dreamy dream is quite rare. Which leads us to wonder why they are called "dreams", when they are more often than not an uncontrolled cyclone of unrelated irrelevant thoughts and emotions. So for tonight's FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, highly experienced somnambulists Karen Carpenter, Sherilyn Connelly, Bob-Marc and KrOB will create, modify or misappropriate a new name for that nighttime nonsense we can't control, can't understand and can't seem to keep to ourselves. Seems like a useful exercise.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Grab the Nyquil, the Sleeper awakes!

Alan B. : Putting the "more" back in Morrissey. (10:09pm)
Alan B. : Suicide - Dream Baby Dream http://bit.ly/ZOMH9W (10:15pm)
Alan B. : Do I even need to say "Roy Orbison?" Thank you. (10:18pm)
Alan B. : I was moved to look this up and I will listen later http://bit.ly/ZONsj8 (10:20pm)
Alan B. : Karen isn't dead! (10:20pm)
Alan B. : It's a dream come true! (10:20pm)
Alan B. : JINX! (10:21pm)
Alan B. : THE FUCKING DREAM TEAM! (10:21pm)
Alan B. : The old Contac formulation was awesome for dreams. (10:23pm)
Alan B. : Dream Police - Cheap Trick http://bit.ly/ZOOGLf (10:26pm)
Alan B. : A penis with a steering wheel at both ends. (10:29pm)
Alan B. : A dirty, dirty hose. (10:29pm)
Alan B. : I dream of Rocktober. (10:31pm)
Alan B. : Representing your fan, I approve of the show direction. (10:31pm)
Alan B. : The first Hellraiser was pretty awesome. (10:32pm)
Alan B. : But I prefer Phantasm. (10:32pm)
Alan B. : Had a caine filled Kool with my man Rush Rush Saw my teeth fall in the sink when I started to brush (10:33pm)
Alan B. : Thanks! (10:39pm)
Alan B. : C'mon, you KNOW you want to play Roy O. (10:51pm)
DJDEADHAIR: http://bit.ly/ZOSM64 (10:51pm)
DJDEADHAIR: >>click the link<< (10:51pm)
Alan B. : I did ! (10:51pm)
Alan B. : They'll pay you $100 to stop playing it. (10:52pm)
Alan B. : BobMarc is so cute when he don't know the thing. (10:56pm)
DJDEADHAIR: http://bit.ly/ZOTYqd (10:58pm)
Alan B. : Since the novel version of Blade Runner was "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep" I declare that soundtrack to be fair game. (10:58pm)
Alan B. : Nawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. (10:59pm)
Alan B. : He is not afraid of long hoses. (11:01pm)
Alan B. : I think this show needs more ham. http://bit.ly/ZOVZ5J (11:08pm)
DJDEADHAIR: Yes!! I love that song. (11:08pm)
Alan B. : ORBISON (11:09pm)
I'd say there is a certain mindset that needs to be jettisoned in order to fully appreciate the dream world . It's odd that we hold on to our anxieties while asleep when there is really no real threat. : Emotions float around in our heads while we're dozing and they work their way into our fantasy life. Most of getting lost can be a fear of our future direction and how to get there (11:26pm)
I'd say there is a certain mindset that needs to be jettisoned in order to fully appreciate the dream world . It's odd that we hold on to our anxieties while asleep when there is really no real threat. : Emotions float around in our heads while we're dozing and they work their way into our fantasy life. Most of getting lost can be a fear of our future direction and how to get there (11:26pm)
Try an audio recorder by your bed.: try an audio recorder by your bed. (11:33pm)
Alan B. : Just wokeup. See ya guys! (11:55pm)

"Better to sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunk Christian."

The white whale looms from the depths of your subconscious, haunting your distracted thoughts. It envelopes your sleepless nights growing larger , heavier, crowding out all other motivations and goals . The white whale is your obsession, nothing else matters, you focus on the white whale with laser guided precision. . What is this white whale, is it a force of good or evil. Perhaps the whale is neither, it is neutral and the good or evil is in how you act to attain your goal, to fulfill your obsession. What is your white whale?

On tonight's FINAL BROADCAST OF NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, Karen "Ahab" Carpenter, Sherilyn "Queequeg" Connelly , Bob "Starbuck" Marc with the help of fellow crew members "Ishmael" KrOB and EXPLORE OBSESSION and those who sacrifice greatly to reach their own personal; NIRVANA.
All who stand in our way shall perish. Also, KrOB and Sherilyn pin the living shit out of the meters.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: "For there is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of men."


Karen Carpenter: Nice clean opening... well done. (10:00pm)
Alan B.: I missed it! (10:04pm)
Alan B.: Demerit! (10:07pm)
Alan B.: Aaaaaand they unplugged the board again, (10:08pm)
Alan B.: Get well, Karen!! (10:10pm)
Alan B.: WE LOVE MRS KAREN! (10:11pm)
Alan B.: 1000 PERCENT LESS SNARK (10:12pm)
Alan B.: How do we do it? VOLUME! (10:12pm)
Alan B.: GOODBYE, MRS KAREN! (10:13pm)
Dr. Penny: The little mrs. (10:13pm)
vj pussycat: whatever you do karen, don't eat that ham sandwich (10:13pm)
Alan B.: Oh, Sherilyn. I am honored. (10:14pm)
Alan B.: I thought about it and I don't want to punch anybody. (10:14pm)
Alan B.: BOB MARC MUST WORK OFF DEMERITS. (10:14pm)
KrOB?: tell Mrs. to speak closer to the mike and give Bob-Marc a demerit for not fixing it for her. (10:15pm)
Alan B.: I would have trolled ham operators, too, if I hadn't been a huge pussy. (10:15pm)
vj pussycat: maybe she dpesn't have a mic condom (10:15pm)
vj pussycat: i can hear her fine anyway (10:16pm)
Alan B.: Was there a ceremonial burning of the Karen Carpenter mic? (10:16pm)
vj pussycat: karen germs (10:16pm)
Aslan: *(&^&*%^%#$^$(^_ (10:16pm)
KrOB?: ponton is racist (10:17pm)
vj pussycat: to who? (10:17pm)
KrOB?: poontangs (10:17pm)
Alan B.: Oregonians. (10:17pm)
vj pussycat: like herzog (10:19pm)
Alan B.: Ponton or pontoon styling refers to a 1930s%u20131960s design genre%u2014ultimately the precursor of modern automotive styling. http://bit.ly/ZqUvhT%28automobile%29 (10:19pm)
vj pussycat: does not compute (10:20pm)
Alan B.: The Langenscheidt German-English dictionary defines Pontonkarrosserie as "all-enveloping bodywork, straight through side styling, slab sided styling. (10:20pm)
Alan B.: http://bit.ly/ZqUIBy (10:22pm)
vj pussycat: you sure got some perty lips (10:23pm)
Alan B.: Is this contractor talk? (10:24pm)
vj pussycat: bigfoot rubs his ass - i think not (10:25pm)
Alan B.: "Whiteman Meets Bigfoot." http://bit.ly/ZqUVVm (10:26pm)
Alan B.: That's who that was! (10:31pm)
vj pussycat: it totally sounded like you (10:31pm)
Dr. Penny: BobMarc, the Mission Martian! (10:31pm)
Alan B.: It's Moby Dick. http://bit.ly/ZqVdeX (10:32pm)
Aslan: diggin it.... (10:32pm)
Alan B.: IT'S BLOWING MY FUCKING MIND. (10:32pm)
Alan B.: Mrs. Karen has an awesome radio voice. (10:33pm)
Alan B.: Work work. Workworkwork. (10:34pm)
Alan B.: FUCK OFF SWEDEN!!!!! http://bit.ly/ZqVui0 (10:36pm)
Aslan: love this song. I'm doing creative work right now and this augment my consciousness. (10:36pm)
Alan B.: Cooool. (10:36pm)
Alan B.: The Interent hates Karen. (10:39pm)
KrOB?: tooooo sickkkkkk (10:39pm)
vj pussycat: he has the technology (10:40pm)
Alan B.: He has the wrong password or port. (10:43pm)
Alan B.: Welcome, hackers. (10:43pm)
Alan B.: We have the technology http://bit.ly/ZqVQVO (10:44pm)
vj pussycat: it was like two or three weeks ago (10:45pm)
Alan B.: Dave Thomas of Pere Ubu and I probably have the same belt size. (10:47pm)
Alan B.: Nice Styx pull, you guys. (10:48pm)
Alan B.: Droplets of love. (10:51pm)
Alan B.: "I'm young and healthy." Mrs. Karen (10:52pm)
Alan B.: H.A.L. ucinnations (10:54pm)
Alan B.: Index Case: http://bit.ly/ZqWra6 (10:55pm)
Alan B.: How are we doing out here in the audience? VJ, Aslan, Dr. Penny? Are we hale and hearty? (10:56pm)
Alan B.: Nitrous oxide . . . the best thing for your immune system. (10:57pm)
Alan B.: ICH HASSE BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN! http://bit.ly/ZqWAKB\inetpub\cms\ images\gross\pict1045.jpg&h=250&w= 250 (10:58pm)
Karen Carpenter: Mrs. tell them about our X-Men thingie now (10:58pm)
Alan B.: HOLY FUCKING SHIT! (10:59pm)
Alan B.: http://bit.ly/ZqWF0Y (10:59pm)
Alan B.: I love the flange effect of the two Venoms. (11:00pm)
Alan B.: Including the French. (11:01pm)
Alan B.: Will it kick my balls off? (11:02pm)
Alan B.: Just because http://bit.ly/ZqWNgR (11:03pm)
Alan B.: Karen is withdrawing further into isolation. (11:04pm)
Karen Carpenter: even Lucifer just wanted to be left alone (11:04pm)
Alan B.: Add to cart: http://bit.ly/ZqWUcw (11:05pm)
Alan B.: Usually leaves our warehouse in 1 business day (11:05pm)
Alan B.: http://bit.ly/ZqWXVJ (11:06pm)
Alan B.: MY BROTHER DIED AFTER OVERDOSING ON MARIJUANA (11:07pm)
Alan B.: He was invited by the "cool kids" to hang out at some kids house whose liberal parents had left for the weekend. (11:07pm)
Alan B.: My brother, always a moral and thoughtful individual, wanted to attend because it was one of those massive house parties that he'd never been to. (11:07pm)
Alan B.: Well, as was later recalled by some of his friends at the party, he was pressured into smoking marijuana. He ended up smoking the entire pack of marijuana cigarettes. (11:07pm)
Alan B.: Not long after he went into convulsions and started foaming at the mouth. The people at the party held back calling 9/11 for almost 10 minutes. (11:07pm)
Alan B.: When the paramedics finally arrived they could do nothing to save him. (11:07pm)
Alan B.: The autopsy revealed he had 3 times the lethal dosage of blood in his THC. (11:07pm)
Alan B.: But I'm sure everyone here will deny my story and the fact that my brother died after smoking that illegal narcotic. (11:08pm)
Alan B.: http://bit.ly/ZqXaIl (11:09pm)
Alan B.: KrOB, that is a family favorite. http://bit.ly/ZqXo2l (11:13pm)
Karen Carpenter: http://bit.ly/ZqXHdp (11:18pm)
Alan B.: It's like karaoke on the brain injury ward. (11:20pm)
Alan B.: If this is what you get to watch when you are home sick for three weeks, I'm gonna start sucking on doorknobs. (11:21pm)
Alan B.: I wanna hear about the X-Men thingie. (11:24pm)
Alan B.: I'm so glad BobMarc's back, the pandering is at a record high level. (11:26pm)
Alan B.: And no ham radio jamming. (11:27pm)
Alan B.: X-men thingie (11:29pm)
Alan B.: X-men thingie (11:29pm)
Alan B.: X-men thingie (11:29pm)
Alan B.: Dr. H.AL. told us that the Man was a collossus that fell on its face when ignited. (11:30pm)
Alan B.: BONE ROCKS http://bit.ly/ZqYw5U (11:35pm)
Alan B.: Read it all. (11:35pm)
Alan B.: HIGHLY recommended for young readers: Larry Marder's Tales of the Beanworld http://bit.ly/ZqYA5D (11:36pm)
Alan B.: Better link: http://bit.ly/ZqYATb (11:36pm)
Alan B.: Well done w/Kane mutiny. (11:40pm)
Alan B.: PUZZ EV PODCAST IS GONNA KICK YOUR BALLS OFF http://bit.ly/ZqYOJX%20evidence (11:40pm)
Alan B.: Or maybe not. Wait: (11:41pm)
Alan B.: Fuck, the chatboard can't parse the space in the URL. (11:41pm)
Alan B.: http://bit.ly/ZqYRp6 (11:42pm)
Alan B.: ^^^ There we go. (11:42pm)
Alan B.: Where's Nexus666? (11:45pm)
Alan B.: I need to catch up on 6 hours of Puzz Ev (11:47pm)
Alan B.: David , ¿dónde están mis cigarrillos ? (11:48pm)
Alan B.: David , où sont mes cigarettes ? (11:48pm)
Alan B.: David , waar is my sigarette ? (11:49pm)
Alan B.: %u5927%u536B%u90A3%u91CC%u662F%u6211 %u7684%u70DF%u5462%uFF1F (11:49pm)
Alan B.: David , kie estas miaj cigaredojn ? (11:49pm)
Alan B.: David , wo sind meine Zigaretten ? (11:49pm)
Alan B.: David , qhov twg yog kuv luam yeeb? (11:50pm)
Alan B.: Thanks for doing show, Mrs. Karen! (11:51pm)
Alan B.: A starfleet officer. That guy. (11:54pm)
Alan B.: Goodnight, all. (11:56pm)

It's been thirty years since Negativland hosted the second semi-biannual International Jammer's Convention, and since it's looking like the white-haired gentleman over at KPFA won't be getting around to it anytime soon, it's up to the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND to commemorate the occasion! Sherilyn Connelly and KrOB will overlook all views of the past few decades of jamming at once, roam the booths and displays, talk to FCC representative and law enforcement personnel (the FCC always comes with local law enforcement, it's a thing they do), and of course make plenty of delicious jam. This has got to be the worst programming you've heard on Radio Valencia ever.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: What we're doing is mind-jamming.

Chatroom History
September 10, 2014 10:00pm - 1:30am
Alan B.: I like how Adbusters helped the FBI organize nearly every political activist into a neat database. (10:02pm)
Alan B.: Max Headroom WTTW Pirating Incident - 11/22/87 (Subtitled) http://bit.ly/1whdfOD (10:04pm)
Alan B.: "I Know We Won" - Abbie Speaks http://bit.ly/1whemO0 (10:10pm)
Alan B.: "I Know We Won" - Abbie Speaks http://bit.ly/1whemO0 (10:10pm)
Alan B.: Fountain (M. Duchamp, 1917) http://bit.ly/1wheKfG (10:12pm)
Alan B.: "The creative act is not performed by the artist alone; the spectator brings the work in contact with the external world by deciphering and interpreting its inner qualifications and thus adds his contribution to the creative act." (10:13pm)
Alan B.: think it was in the last days of March, 1848, that the proprietor of Chat, in conjunction with the editor and Pond, controved to perpetrate a vile hoax upon Her Majesty%u2019s lieges. Read more at http://bit.ly/1whft0p (10:17pm)
Alan B.: Radio Martí vs. Cuban Jammer on 7365 and 6030 kHz http://bit.ly/1whfRMb (10:20pm)
Alan B.: Back in the 1700s, two science professors created the world's first fossil hoax to prank a religious colleague http://bit.ly/1whgC83 (10:25pm)
Alan B.: BobMarc is on the longest vacation ever. (10:26pm)
BobMarc: I slept on a boat for a month straight floating down the Willamette Riverr (10:28pm)
Alan B.: Demerits! (10:28pm)
BobMarc: Yea I expect (10:28pm)
BobMarc: Oh wait I wasn't sleeping the whole time (10:29pm)
BobMarc: Anyway it was fun (10:30pm)
KrOB?: turn up roboDJ (10:31pm)
Alan B.: What kind of monster picks on ham radio geeks? (10:31pm)
Alan B.: I mean, they just talk incessantly about their antennas, and when there is a flood, they let everyone know there is a flood. (10:33pm)
Alan B.: Kalle Lasn is an Estonian-Canadian film maker, author, magazine editor and activist. (10:35pm)
Alan B.: He is the co-founder of Adbusters magazine and author of the books Culture Jam and Design Anarchy and is the co-founder of the Adbusters Media Foundation, which owns the magazine. (10:35pm)
Alan B.: He reportedly started Adbusters after an epiphany that there was something profoundly wrong with consumerism. It happened in a supermarket parking lot. (10:36pm)
Alan B.: Frustrated (10:37pm)
Alan B.: http://bit.ly/1whi2PP (10:37pm)
Alan B.: In his first book, Culture Jam, Lasn portrays consumerism as the fundamental evil of the modern era. (10:37pm)
Alan B.: Later. (10:40pm)
vj pussycat: Hi. What happened to Karen? (10:48pm)
Karen Carpenter: syphilis of the soul (11:06pm)
vj pussycat: hi karen. syphilis eh? nasty stuff (11:07pm)
Karen Carpenter: brain cloud (11:07pm)
vj pussycat: wifi required (11:07pm)
Karen Carpenter: high stool (11:09pm)
vj pussycat: otta get my jam on (11:18pm)
Karen Carpenter: it's hard to believe jamming is sociably acceptable (11:47pm)
Sesame Street alien: now go to sleep, Tommy. (11:58pm)

- In 2013 the U.S consumed 629,716 tons of steel nails. If all that many nails were melted down and cast into a block of solid steel, the block would cover the area of a football field to a depth of 45'.
- 21% of the nails used in the U.S. were produced in the U.S.; the rest were imported.
- Five countries account for 2/3 of the nails imported by the U.S.: China (28%), Taiwan (16%), Korea (11%), UAE (6%), and Vietnam (6%).
- 75% of the nails produced in the U.S. were collated.
- 88% of the nails produced in the U.S. were bright (no finish).
- By weight, 66% of the collated nails produced in the U.S. were commons, 3% were finish nails, and 23% were pallet nails.
- 10 companies account for nearly all U.S. nail production; the major producers with plants in this country are: Mid Continent Nail Corporation, ITW, Pneu-Fast, Senco, and Stanley Black & Decker.
- The leading U.S. producer is Mid Continent Nail. Their plant is located in Poplar Bluff, Missouri.
- USITC documents refer to "short tons" of nails. A short ton is 2,000 pounds. A "long ton", a measurement used in the U.K. before the switch to metric, is 2,240 pounds.
- With both Karen Carpenter and Bob-Marc hammering out danger elsewhere, this FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND is left up to Sherilyn Connelly and KrOB.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Pay attention, or you are screwed.


Chatroom History
September 3, 2014 10:00pm - 12:30am
Alan B.: I've missed the theme, not that it matters. . . (10:02pm)
Alan B.: But I like this! (10:03pm)
Alan B.: Is that fucking Bad Lieutenant? Fuck yeah. (10:04pm)
Alan B.: So this is what it is like to be uninvited. Uh huh. (10:05pm)
Alan B.: Harvey Keitel!! (10:05pm)
Alan B.: That's a drop-in. (10:06pm)
Alan B.: "I'm too fucking weak!" -- Motto of NHLG (10:07pm)
Alan B.: Can you post the theme link? I like to read them. Thnx (10:09pm)
Alan B.: Nvr mnd found it http://on.fb.me/1w8IMPL (10:10pm)
Alan B.: For the loss of a nail, a horse was lost. (10:11pm)
Alan B.: Okay, that was lovely c&p. I don't like reading 'em no more. (10:11pm)
Alan B.: The head is important http://bit.ly/1w8JNY7 (10:16pm)
Alan B.: This boy keeps saying head and I feel . . funny . . . (10:17pm)
Alan B.: ... healed head bad. http://bit.ly/1w8KlNM (10:20pm)
Alan B.: IT'S A GAS! http://bit.ly/1w8KNLM (10:23pm)
Alan B.: Music for Nitrous Oxide http://bit.ly/1w8L6pQ (10:25pm)
Alan B.: http://bit.ly/1w8LfJT (10:25pm)
Alan B.: The Jesus Who Didn't Get Nailed http://bit.ly/1w8M4lW (10:31pm)
Alan B.: And boom boom, out go the lights. Take it easy. (11:04pm)
nexus006: Bim Bam Boom (11:07pm)

It happens every year around this time: there's a lot more parking in San Francisco, and yet far fewer drugs. Nobody knows why, and it's a mystery that will be poked and prodded and cracked and inhaled on the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND. Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, and Sherilyn Connelly (with possible narcs KrOB and Puzzling Evidence) will get to the bottom of this whole drug scene, and will include authentic field recordings of DEPRAVED TEENS IN "GROOVY" DRUG ORGIES. Also, whipped cream may be made on air, because it's wholesome and delicious.


NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Drugs are bad, mmmkay? (And, for unknown reasons -- probably DRUGS -- about 45 minutes of the show are missing from the first hour.)


Alan B.: Aww, my stream just died? (10:02pm)
KrOB?: count your blessings (10:04pm)
Sesame Street alien: Your market didn't sell enough tickets, so it's blacked out. (10:04pm)
Alan B.: That I believe. (10:04pm)
Alan B.: Nope, neither on PC nor RV app. Dead. (10:06pm)
Alan B.: I'm sad! (10:07pm)
Alan B.: VLC won't open it, either. Rats. (10:11pm)
KrOB?: ok working on it (10:13pm)
KrOB?: we're bringing a new klystron to the top of the tower right now (10:13pm)
Alan B.: Back up. (10:14pm)
Sesame Street alien: Admit it, you were all just sitting there in the studio laughing your asses off at us. (10:14pm)
Alan B.: Riven with regret. (10:14pm)
Sesame Street alien: And this could have been your boldest experimental show yet. (10:15pm)
Alan B.: John Cage's 120" (10:16pm)
Sesame Street alien: One in which no one was talking over anyone, or playing sound collages out of turn. (10:16pm)
Alan B.: Perfect order. (10:16pm)
Alan B.: Is he wearing teh gold lame hoof covers? (10:17pm)
Alan B.: And its down again. (10:17pm)
Alan B.: How am I going to learn how to do drugs? (10:17pm)
Alan B.: SPOOOOON! (10:20pm)
Alan B.: Neil Young - Needle and the Damage Done http://bit.ly/1qLFPQz (10:22pm)
Alan B.: Seals And Crofts ~ Summer Breeze http://bit.ly/1qLFRYN (10:23pm)
Alan B.: Fuck Burning Man http://bit.ly/1qLFYUb (10:25pm)
Alan B.: Ministry - Just One Fix- http://bit.ly/1qLG0LV (10:25pm)
Alan B.: Burning Man (10:28pm)
Alan B.: http://bit.ly/1qLGbqo (10:29pm)
nexus006: You kids are still up....isn't this a school night?? (10:38pm)
Perfect Timing: Herbert.... Herbert! (10:52pm)
Perfect Timing: I'm slow. (10:53pm)
Perfect Timing: but you knew this. (10:53pm)
nexus006: Throw this into the mix. http://bit.ly/1qLHcin (10:54pm)
Perfect Timing: Hey, I have one of those. (10:58pm)
Perfect Timing: Oh... "Leaf"... (10:58pm)
Perfect Timing: nevermind. (10:58pm)
Alan B.: I fell asleep. (11:01pm)
Alan B.: Glandru. (11:01pm)
nexus006: Rolled Tight Shut (11:12pm)
Perfect Timing: People... Do not do the green goofballs! (11:12pm)
Perfect Timing: Ooomph Sisss Oooomp Sisss Oooomp Sisss (11:16pm)
nexus006: Do they have Tail Gunner in the Burning Bloke arcade? (11:18pm)
nexus006: Never been to Burning Chap....waiting for the casino/resort to open. (11:24pm)
Perfect Timing: BMIR, probably (11:25pm)
Perfect Timing: Burning Man is best experienced in Reno... Playing blackjack and banging working girls... Or so I've been told. (11:25pm)
Alan B.: Musssst. Sleeeeeeep. Cheers and have a good week. (11:27pm)
Alan B.: OUT. (11:27pm)
nexus006: Was invited to bonfire in 1988 (11:33pm)
nexus006: Went to see Clint Eastwood's Bird instead .... Realized years later that was the early Burning dude... (11:38pm)
Kat Herding: good girls do bad things (11:39pm)
Kat Herding: ...sometimes (11:39pm)
Kat Herding: I came here for the k-pop (11:42pm)
Perfect Timing: Schroedinger? (11:44pm)
Perfect Timing: Or Schroeder? (11:44pm)
Perfect Timing: I always get them mixed up... (11:44pm)
Perfect Timing: Someone put Snoopy in a toy piano and we don't know if he's dead or alive? (11:44pm)
Perfect Timing: Bad movies? (11:47pm)
Perfect Timing: Jewy flashbacks.... (11:51pm)
Perfect Timing: I have no quarters.... (11:53pm)
Perfect Timing: I'm in the arcade and I have no quarters... (11:53pm)
nexus006: http://bit.ly/1voSMH2 (11:56pm)
Perfect Timing: Who are the people in your neighborhood? (11:56pm)
Perfect Timing: Stop these Bar Mitzvah flashbacks! (11:57pm)

Class, please take your seats, you'll find your name on your desk. OK, welcome back to school! We are all super excited to see you back! Now normally we would begin second grade with the new lessons, but it seems some very important things have been forgotten over the summer break. Let's go over these briefly right now:

- Lice exist. Having lice is nothing to be ashamed of, you are actually giving life! Now use this shampoo to kill them.
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- Cooties do not exist, but calling out the victims of cooties makes you the oppressor. Write on the board 100 times, "I'm sorry I said you have cooties. You have lice."

- The First Amendment to the United States Constitution provides that "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof ..." and Article VI specifies that "no religious Test shall ever be required as a Qualification to any Office or public Trust under the United States". Do you know what that means, children? That's OK, the Supreme Court doesn't know either.

Listen up, children! We are going to work on these 2 or 3 things until we get them right. It make take more than a day, but you must know them before you can advance. These are really quite important lessons, kids. Oh, and you four sitting there in the back... yes, Karen, KrOB, Sherilyn and Puzz.... please report to the principal's office. Sorry, you'll have to miss the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND because of what was written in the chatbox.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Radio schooled at home.


Chatroom History
August 20, 2014 10:00pm - 1:30am

Alan B.: It's the Holocaust, Charlie Brown! (10:18pm)
Alan B.: (I was busy before, sue me.) (10:18pm)
Alan B.: Diseases of Yore by MC Frontalot http://bit.ly/1uZmQJ9 (10:19pm)
Alan B.: What the fuck? http://amzn.to/1uZmYIz (10:20pm)
Alan B.: Shalom Auslander, Holocaust Tips for Kids and Smite the Heathens, Charlie Brown http://bit.ly/1uZnaYe (10:21pm)
Alan B.: A Charlie Brown Nuclear Holocaust http://bit.ly/1uZnl66 (10:21pm)
Alan B.: Isn't Pierce Brosnan 400 years old? (10:22pm)
Alan B.: http://bit.ly/1uZnV3J (10:24pm)
Alan B.: ^^ Synaptic Seepage is a super leet linkdump maintained by toxick, aco, chill, inky and nosmo. (10:24pm)
Alan B.: The November Man http://imdb.to/1uZo2Mu (10:25pm)
Alan B.: When I got my vasectomy, I was front and center, smelling by cauterized vas deferens. (10:25pm)
Alan B.: They strap you to the table. (10:25pm)
Alan B.: It doesn't smell pretty. (10:26pm)
Alan B.: Did you get payed by the "cavort?" (10:28pm)
Alan B.: Shat! (10:30pm)
Alan B.: http://bit.ly/1uZpgYm (10:30pm)
Alan B.: http://bit.ly/1uZpj6v (10:31pm)
Alan B.: Has Been http://bit.ly/1uZpoHl (10:31pm)
Alan B.: http://bit.ly/1uZpC10 (10:32pm)
Alan B.: Well, that's it. I ruined the show. (10:34pm)
Alan B.: Pete Seeger "What Did You Learn At School Today" 1964 http://bit.ly/1uZq6Eu (10:35pm)
Alan B.: Folk music theme. (10:35pm)
Alan B.: I liked that photo of KrOB in front of the Elvis "That's The Way It Is" poster, but I couldn't "like" it. (10:36pm)
Alan B.: Serendipity~ (10:36pm)
Alan B.: HOLY FUCK SUBWEENIE TIME CONTROL (10:37pm)
Alan B.: I wish I could share the Elvis love. But I don't. (10:37pm)
Alan B.: Backstage with Elvis . . . a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers . . . jam it in your fuckin' eyeballs. (10:40pm)
Alan B.: Elvis got it all. Riches, fame and died young and pretty, while the rest of us cowards trudge on to old age. (10:44pm)
Alan B.: You ever feel sorry for neckbeards http://bit.ly/1uZrJSv (10:47pm)
Alan B.: I shave that fucker ever. Single.Day. (10:47pm)
Alan B.: Nope. (10:48pm)
Alan B.: http://bit.ly/1uZs1bV (10:48pm)
Alan B.: .Fet Talk (10:50pm)
Alan B.: Yo soy Groot http://bit.ly/1uZspHq (10:52pm)
Alan B.: http://slate.me/1uZsz1z (10:53pm)
Alan B.: WHY DON'T YOU SHARE THE SHIT I POST!? (10:55pm)
Alan B.: http://nyti.ms/1uZsL0X FUCKING RICK TECH DOUCHEBAG DICKS (10:55pm)
Alan B.: Pee on the playa (10:55pm)
Alan B.: Before I explain just how ridiculous the spending habits of these baby billionaires have become, let%u2019s go over the rules of Burning Man: (10:57pm)
Alan B.: You bring your own place to sleep (often a tent), (10:57pm)
Alan B.: food to eat (often ramen noodles) (10:57pm)
Alan B.: nd the strangest clothing possible for the week (often not much). (10:57pm)
Alan B.: While drugs are technically illegal, they are easier to find than candy on Halloween. (10:57pm)
Alan B.: Selling things to people is also a strict no-no. (10:57pm)
Alan B.: Hitler Plans Burning Man http://bit.ly/1mv9Bws (10:58pm)
Alan B.: 24 Hours at Burning Man 2013 (11:03pm)
Alan B.: http://bit.ly/1uZu67M (11:04pm)
Alan B.: So, the obvious next step is the wealthy tech fucks actually shooting attendees. (11:04pm)
Alan B.: What kind of lifestyle should I adopt? (11:05pm)
Alan B.: If you don't have 100 million dollars, you can't understand Burning Man. (11:06pm)
Alan B.: I-N-S-T-Ah-Graaam (11:08pm)
Alan B.: If you don't have 100 million dollars, you can't understand banjos. (11:08pm)
Alan B.: Says the comedianne who has made a forturne off of being a self-hating Jew. (11:09pm)
Alan B.: This version of "Hey Jude" makes it actually suck less. (11:16pm)
Alan B.: This version of "Yesterday" makes it actually suck less. (11:17pm)
Alan B.: This version of "Yesterday" makes NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND actually suck less. (11:19pm)
Alan B.: Anal sex song teim. (11:20pm)
Alan B.: Carnal Knowlege? http://bit.ly/1uZygg1 (11:21pm)
Alan B.: Paul Simon is a battered senior citizen http://bit.ly/1uZyqUu (11:22pm)
Alan B.: Wasn't Paul Simon's album called "Plantation?" (11:23pm)
Alan B.: Paul Simon's crime against whitey http://bit.ly/1uZyZO9 (11:24pm)
Alan B.: Slavery Lasted Until Pearl Harbor http://bit.ly/1uZzvMe (11:26pm)
Alan B.: Dylan is not interesting. (11:29pm)
Alan B.: Patti Smith beats Dylan all hollow. (11:31pm)
Alan B.: http://bit.ly/WW7j6N//lounge.obvious mag.org/incoerencia_objetiva/936full -patti-smith.jpg&imgrefurl=http://bi t.ly/1uZAqMx&zoom=1&tbnh=186&tbnw=19 1&usg=__6VU7iOIUdFlAeSicAnxPzBHGKDI= &docid=axg_n5UanSJdvM&itg=1&client=f irefox-a&sa=X&ei=Q5L1U4TkNpakyASDyYC gDw&ved=0CIwBEPwdMAw (11:32pm)
Alan B.: Oooo, that's ugly. (11:32pm)
Alan B.: Ima Firen Mah Lazor! http://bit.ly/1uZBboT (11:36pm)
Alan B.: Oh, Karen, you crazzee. (11:39pm)
Alan B.: Fuck yeah, he was a Stalinist and completely unapologetic. (11:40pm)
Alan B.: It took him until about 2011 to admit that Stalin might have made some missteps. (11:41pm)
Alan B.: But Pete's still my cuddly commie daddy. (11:41pm)
Alan B.: The Death of 'Stalin's Songbird' http://thebea.st/1uZCowq (11:42pm)
Alan B.: And now it's time for the looooooooong sign off. (11:43pm)
Alan B.: I let lots of things go by, particularly Sherilyn's things because I don't want her to hate me like she hates Karen. (11:46pm)
Alan B.: But I keep fucking with KrOB's posts because FTW. (11:47pm)
Alan B.: Okay, so you guys hate me. (11:49pm)
Alan B.: Cool story, bro. (11:53pm)
Alan B.: I seldom fuck with Puzzling Evidence's posts, but I DO randomly tag him FTW. (11:53pm)
Alan B.: What if I just thew latex paint on gravel? (11:55pm)
Alan B.: He said knob. (11:56pm)
Alan B.: Bon soir, nice people. (11:58pm)
Alan B.: And I'm very happy Puzzling Evidence closed the deal and groveled before the Programming Committee. (11:59pm)
Alan B.: It's all worth it in the long run. (11:59pm)
Alan B.: SHUT THE FUCK UP. (12:00am)
Alan B.: HIS SHOW STARTS NOW. (12:00am)
Alan B.: (I love this song.) (12:00am)
vj pussycat: me too (12:02am)
vj pussycat: your show starts now (12:02am)
vj pussycat: yes, welcome officially to reloadia, puzz (12:02am)
Alan B.: g'nite, VJ. (12:03am)
vj pussycat: aw gee alan b, you can't go to bed now (12:03am)
vj pussycat: i thought the show started now - oh it's back on i hear (12:05am)
KrOB?: KrOB shall return... WITH NOISES (12:23am)
Kroot: make me happy (12:56am)
Kroot: I am krrooooot (12:59am)

I'll tell you what we know: we know that too many kids that begin with pot end up with heroin, then on to the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND. We know that if you drink, you suffer a loss of judgment -- if you drink to excess. But we also know that judgment returns when you sober up. We know, and so do you, when you flip out on an NHLG trip, you never know when you're going to slip out again.

This is now, not four years ago when Radio Valencia first went on the air at 87.9FM. We've had time now to see and study the effects of NHLG. People like Karen Carpenter or Sherilyn Connelly who haven't had a dose in weeks sail out on another trip. They never know when. The moment they drop one NHLG podcast or ingest it in any way, they've bought the farm. They've lost any chance to depend on and even restore that most precious of all inner senses, judgment. And to my way of thinking, without judgment you might as well be dead -- your brain is, so why not the rest of you?

Marijuana is the flame. Heroin is the fuse. NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND is the bomb. So don't you try to equate liquor with marijuana. You may sell that jazz to another pothead, but not to someone who spends most of their time holding KrOB's or Puzzling Evidence's head while he vomits and retches sitting on a curbstone at four in the morning.

And when his knees get enough starch back in 'em so that he can stand up and empty his pockets, you can bet he'll turn out a stick or two of marijuana. And you can double your money he'll be holding a sugarcube or a cap or two of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: So don't you con me with your signal-expansion slop.


Chatroom History
August 13, 2014 10:00pm - 4:30am

nexus006: Uh oh, I'm getting woozy already (10:09pm)
noche: http://bit.ly/1AfxxY9 (10:14pm)
doctorcupcakes: slurp (10:25pm)
Alan B.: Ma'am, do you have a bare lightbulb I could stare at? (10:27pm)
Alan B.: Laughers, screamers... (10:28pm)
Alan B.: NO ONE IS INNOCENT! (10:29pm)
Alan B.: Did he dead? (10:29pm)
Alan B.: Well, you gotta die of something. It could have been handjobs. (10:30pm)
Alan B.: Good thing Jack Weeb's delivery isn't PONDEROUS. (10:31pm)
Alan B.: Cut off your Slauson. (10:33pm)
Alan B.: THAT SOUNDS LIKE PEEEENOR! (10:33pm)
Alan B.: Pat Novak for Hire is best Webb, before he became a reactionary and started blowing cops. http://bit.ly/1hRIWTL (10:37pm)
Alan B.: Internet Archive of Pat Novak for Hire: http://bit.ly/1kaa1aM (10:39pm)
Alan B.: Rights are inconvenient. (10:40pm)
Alan B.: Acid eaters, always buying farms. (10:41pm)
Alan B.: Sell that Jazz to a pothead. (10:41pm)
Alan B.: Is it true that you can be tripping for quite some time by using crystal LSD? Like day weeks months even years? http://bit.ly/1AfANTh (10:42pm)
Alan B.: The Truth about LSD: http://bit.ly/1AfASGC (10:43pm)
Alan B.: Vice: Video "Underground LDS Palace" http://bit.ly/1AfAYOr (10:44pm)
Alan B.: Krystle Cole %u2013 Founder of NeuroSoup http://bit.ly/1AfB4Ws (10:44pm)
Alan B.: Lysergic (2nd Edition) (2007) %u2013 In Lysergic, Krystle Cole describes the events that occurred in her life within the time period of 2000 to 2003. Krystle explains her involvement with Gordon Todd Skinner and William Leonard Pickard, the infamous LSD chemists who operated their lab in an underground missile silo in Kansas. (10:45pm)
Alan B.: in an underground missile silo in Kansas. This lab, after being busted and shutdown by the DEA, was reported to have been producing 90% of the world%u2019s supply of LSD. (10:45pm)
Alan B.: No clowns were harmed in the making of this acid. (10:46pm)
Alan B.: After the Trip: Thoughts on Entheogens, Spirituality, and Daily Life (2nd Edition) (2014) - In After the Trip, Krystle vividly intertwines her most private philosophical perspectives on reality with the more mundane aspects of life. (10:46pm)
Alan B.: My Show Starts Prematurely (10:47pm)
Alan B.: LDS is FUN http://bit.ly/1AfBigi (10:48pm)
Alan B.: TRIPPING BALLS DR HAL IS ON EVERY SHOW NOW (10:48pm)
Alan B.: Krystle Cole and Brandon Green - why is Krystle not in jail? http://bit.ly/1AfBtrV (10:50pm)
Alan B.: MARY JANE ROTTENCROTCH (10:52pm)
Alan B.: I'm sorry, what does this have to do with Robin Williams? (10:53pm)
Alan B.: Hadrons, son. (10:54pm)
Alan B.: Fuck that Alan B. guy. (10:55pm)
Alan B.: LDS enhances the Alan B. Affect (10:56pm)
Alan B.: Fuckin' Boomers holy shit. (10:56pm)
Alan B.: Why did they ruin the beautiful world with their war and their capitalism? (10:57pm)
Program Idiot: Who you calling Program, PROGRAM!???! (10:57pm)
Alan B.: KrOB makes my LDS experience even better. (10:58pm)
Alan B.: I saw that!! (10:58pm)
Alan B.: C'mon! C'MON! (11:00pm)
Alan B.: http://bit.ly/1AfCoIT (11:01pm)
Alan B.: I can't post the name Siri (11:01pm)
Alan B.: %u201CI need to hide my roommate,%u201D (11:01pm)
Alan B.: http://bit.ly/1AfCBMf (11:03pm)
Alan B.: Mick Jagger (11:04pm)
Alan B.: Memo (11:04pm)
Alan B.: from (11:04pm)
Alan B.: Turner (11:04pm)
Alan B.: Radioactive Goldfish - "LSD Is A Bomb" http://bit.ly/1AfCMqL (11:06pm)
Alan B.: The part you want starts at about 1:55 (11:07pm)
Alan B.: http://bit.ly/1AfDdS3 (11:10pm)
Alan B.: 12 hour ambient music pices (11:10pm)
Alan B.: from Blood Runner, Aleeen, Dr. What and Star Was (11:11pm)
Alan B.: GET THOSE NERDS! http://bit.ly/1AfDmow (11:11pm)
Alan B.: GET OFF MY DICK, JOEY! (11:11pm)
Alan B.: 12 Hours of Pi Being Dialed on a Rotary Phone http://bit.ly/1AfDpR7 (11:12pm)
Alan B.: Pikachu Song 10 hours http://bit.ly/1AfDt3u (11:13pm)
Alan B.: Nyan Cat 10 hours (original) http://bit.ly/1AfDvrZ (11:13pm)
Alan B.: Star Wars: AT-ST Walking Sound for 12 Hours http://bit.ly/1AfDB2J (11:14pm)
Alan B.: Yoda Laughs for 12 Hours http://bit.ly/1AfDJPN (11:15pm)
Alan B.: Voldemort laughing like a retard for 10 hours [HD] http://bit.ly/1AfDMLC (11:15pm)
Alan B.: Old lady tyring to hang up her phone for 10 hours (11:16pm)
Alan B.: PSY Says HANGOVER for 12 Hours http://bit.ly/1AfDPXL (11:16pm)
Alan B.: You people think law enforcement is some kind of JOKE! (11:19pm)
Sesame Street alien: http://bit.ly/1AfEfgJ (11:20pm)
Alan B.: ^^ Lovely! (11:22pm)
Alan B.: Grand Wizard Theodore is THA MAN! http://bit.ly/1vL2V21 (11:23pm)
Butt In: Doorsteopchild (11:25pm)
Alan B.: Frank Zappa - San Ber'dino. http://bit.ly/1vL3wkb (11:26pm)
Alan B.: I SO WANTED to sell GRIT! (11:26pm)
Alan B.: My trackside was so very wrong. (11:26pm)
Alan B.: KRS One/BoogieDownProductions - illegal business http://bit.ly/1vL4fSy (11:29pm)
Steve Richards: Trascks....tOo muCH ShOW. (11:29pm)
Alan B.: 'Shoot! Fuck! Scag! Blood! Heroin! Rape! Cheap! Communist! Jab It Right Into Your Fucking Eyeballs!!!' (11:31pm)
Alan B.: The Michener Museum, in Doylestown, Pa., was once a 19th century prison. http://bit.ly/1vL4Tzi (11:32pm)
Alan B.: No one is listening to this shit. (11:32pm)
Alan B.: Just pay your dues and shut up. (11:33pm)
Steve Richards: No One Is. (11:33pm)
vj pussycat: hi y'all (11:33pm)
Alan B.: Hi, VJ! And hi, Steve! (11:34pm)
vj pussycat: did you find me a ticket to burning man yet alan b? (11:34pm)
Alan B.: God dammit no. And my other buddy has a buddy what needs one. (11:35pm)
Dr Hal: Ok. Enough. (11:35pm)
Alan B.: They are not thick on the ground in Michigan. (11:35pm)
Alan B.: Goldie is the fucking hook-up God. Motherfucking Goldie. (11:35pm)
vj pussycat: thx karen (11:35pm)
Alan B.: I mean Karen. Motherfucking Karen. (11:35pm)
Alan B.: Sherilyn, just say NO2. http://bbc.in/1vL68P4 (11:37pm)
vj pussycat: No2 (11:38pm)
Alan B.: No2.0 (11:39pm)
vj pussycat: or is it nO2 (11:39pm)
Alan B.: BorgNEIN2 (11:39pm)
vj pussycat: bORg92 (11:39pm)
vj pussycat: dot 2 (11:40pm)
vj pussycat: nanu nano (11:40pm)
Alan B.: Wanna hear the Robin Williams joke? (11:41pm)
Nexus006: 12 hours of Landru? (11:41pm)
vj pussycat: did I miss the tribute to robin williams? (11:41pm)
Alan B.: Hey, Nexus! (11:41pm)
Nexus006: Hey-O (11:41pm)
vj pussycat: I don't get it (11:41pm)
Alan B.: Why were all the ladies crying when Robin Williams died? (11:41pm)
Alan B.: ... (11:42pm)
vj pussycat: oh you didn't tell it yet (11:42pm)
Alan B.: hee hee hee (11:42pm)
vj pussycat: wait wait (11:42pm)
The Punch Line: Don't Tell Me (11:42pm)
vj pussycat: thank you punch line (11:43pm)
Alan B.: Because . . . (11:43pm)
vj pussycat: thinking thinking... (11:43pm)
vj pussycat: he crossed the road? (11:44pm)
Alan B.: . . . they heard he was hung. (11:44pm)
vj pussycat: da da dat (11:45pm)
vj pussycat: that one can be used for lots of folks (11:45pm)
Alan B.: TRIPPING BALLS DR HAL IS ON EVERY SHOW NOW (11:46pm)
Alan B.: Mussolini (11:46pm)
Alan B.: David Carridine (11:47pm)
The Punch Line: Gary Lockwood (11:47pm)
vj pussycat: erotic (11:47pm)
vj pussycat: asphyxiation (11:48pm)
Alan B.: TRIPPING BALLS (11:48pm)
Alan B.: TRIPPING BALLS (11:48pm)
Alan B.: TRIPPING BALLS (11:48pm)
Alan B.: Hello, Dr. Hal. (11:48pm)
Alan B.: TRIPPING BALLS (11:49pm)
vj pussycat: your show starts now (11:50pm)
Alan B.: Nearly my bedtime. (11:50pm)
vj pussycat: more than one audio track no no no (11:50pm)
Alan B.: ENGAGE (11:51pm)
vj pussycat: dr fiasco would be having a fit if he were there (11:51pm)
Alan B.: Landru! (11:51pm)
vj pussycat: a bowl of wine (11:51pm)
Alan B.: STOP SAYING LANDRU http://bit.ly/1vL8Ns1 (11:52pm)
vj pussycat: landru (11:52pm)
Alan B.: NOSE HAIR LINT GLANDRU http://bit.ly/1vL8YU8%20ID%202.mp3 (11:53pm)
Alan B.: Aw, sheet. Hold on. (11:53pm)
Alan B.: http://bit.ly/1vL94uV (11:53pm)
Alan B.: ^^ That's better (11:53pm)
Alan B.: You fuckin' school 'em, Dr. Hal. Tell 'em about Pat Novak, that old sea-side bohunk. (11:54pm)
Alan B.: Anonymous To ID Michael Brown%u2019s Killer %u2013 Already Has Paralyzed Ferguson http://bit.ly/1vL9nG3 (11:55pm)
Sesame Street alien: Surprised not to have heard any F. Le Mur in this Webb party. http://bit.ly/1vL9GAR (11:56pm)
Alan B.: Well done, Sesame Street Alien! (11:57pm)
Alan B.: Yeah, NHLG, WTF? (11:57pm)
Alan B.: I'm bailing. Thanks, you guys. Sweet dreams (11:58pm)
Earl's Here Hide Your Women: Heeeeeey!!! (12:00am)
Earl's Here Hide Your Women: Gimme some of that Justice, Bitch!! (12:07am)
Earl's Here Hide Your Women: "Justice. Bitch" is a Trigger term!! (12:07am)
vj pussycat: gnite alan b (12:08am)
Earl's Here Hide Your Women: everyone say "Justice, Bitch" and the Revolution happens!! (12:09am)
Earl's Here Hide Your Women: Gee, HAL, GET a CLUE!!! (12:18am)
Earl's Here Hide Your Women: You... you... Bitch! (12:19am)
Earl's Here Hide Your Women: Hey, Maaaaaaaaan! Woo hoo hooooooo!!! (12:21am)
vj pussycat: oh no, not the grateful dead! (12:42am)
vj pussycat: it's me. i can't hear you (1:01am)