Alright, climbing up 24th Street from Valencia, the ironic beards and plaid shirts are thinning out...deep breaths, deep breaths... there, I can see the sign just past Dolores. "YOU ARE ENTERING A PBR-FREE ZONE". OK, its only 10 blocks, I can do this.

OH, a gazelle just jumped in front of me! Even their dangerous disregard for traffic does not distract from the beauty of bouncing blond ponytails and long legs prancing by. She has not yet entered her breeding season, just imagine her pushing a $695 3-wheeled baby stroller in a few years. Bet that will turn her athletic prowess into entitled rage.

Now behind a MUNI bus waiting to dock behind the GBUS, YBUS, GeneBUS, eBUS. I know, I know... without those tech buses, all the coffee shops would be overrun with Software-Americans fighting over bandwidth. As is, they clear the streets of the Walking Wireless, those sad pre-millionaires addicted to good signal. I bet one of them will make an app today.

Crossed over Sanchez, almost half way until the turn to my daughter's fog-enshrouded day camp. Now stuck behind the line of snails entering Whole Foods. Must stop clenching teeth. At least I can look at the exceptional children's shops selling Baby Hawking Quantum Blocks and My First Hadron Collider. Ever since the last Latino family was priced out of San Francisco, Noe Valley has adopted the unstoppable cry of "THINK OF THE CHILDREN (by which I mean THINK OF MY CHILD AND THINK OF ME!!!)". Yes, Welcome to The Life Vicarious.

OK, reached the last coffee shop at Douglass, trying to make the turn around the triple-parked BMW, blocking the double-parked Mercedes, which has cornered the Tesla in the bus stop. It's ok, they're just getting a cup of coffee. OK a double-shot espresso mocha with fat-free goat cream and shaved truffles. "I"LL JUST BE A MINUTE!" says the man in the $6000 suit. Hey, he spoke to me politely, I've been validated!

... and I made my turn, putting the living hell on Earth that is Noe Valley at 8am behind me. Now I can look forward to tonight's FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT LANDRU, with Karen Carpenter, KrOB, Puzzling Evidence, 2- Minute Dance Party, Report from the Comptroller and Sherilyn Connelly. It's sorta been worth the struggle, isn't it?

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Looking up the noses of people looking down their noses at NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND since 2010.

Chatroom History
August 6, 2014 10:00pm - 3:30am

nexus006: I'll check km (12:37am)
Pushing Haveordunce: Late night coupe de sound (1:06am)

It's cold outside, the fish aren't jumping, there's no cotton to speak of (but a lot of flannel), and the easiness of living depends entirely on your proximity to bacon-wrapped hot dogs. In other words, it's time for the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, in which Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, and Sherilyn Connelly (along with vacationers KrOB and he-who-shall-not-be-named-Puzzling-Evidence) will take you through a tour of the history of Ira Gershwin and DuBose Heyward's enduring classic -- not that you can tell because it'll probably be an unholy racket, being NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND. And they'll be sure to frequently ask why whoever is singing couldn't come up with their OWN damn song instead of covering someone else. Remember, singing "Summertime" without paying ASCAP is a criminal act.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Might as well go ahead and cry, little baby.


Chatroom History
July 30, 2014 10:00pm - 1:30am

KrOB?: you call this NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND???!!! (10:26pm)
vj pussycat: Hi y'all (11:13pm)
Perfect_Timing: i forgot all about this in my struggle to pack for NY... (11:23pm)
Perfect_Timing: Jewish friend. (11:26pm)

Last week's Pacific Rimjob Spectacular was a theme so full of it, there was not a moment to debrief Bob-Marc about his long trip with a wide boat to a short lake. That will not stand, although there is no evidence of it falling over or even leaning slightly in the foggy wind. Metaphors are like just sucky comparisons anyway.... sooo, the mesmerizing theme tonight for tonight's 200th and FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, will be Stories About Camp. For the first hour, Bob-Marc will give a detailed accounting of Camp Tipsy, including how hot, how muddy, and how much Chicken John can anyone take. (Sherilyn Connelly and KrOB will be briefly delayed as they complete the hardest requirement for the David Lynch merit badge - rewatching "Inland Empire"). Then Karen Carpenter will use all the concentration necessary to recall that trip to Philmont Scout Ranch oh these many years so long ago.

Scout Leader Puzzling Evidence will be handing out demerits.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Camping is like pretending to be homeless.


Chatroom History
July 23, 2014 10:00pm - 2:30am

Agent Aslan: 34554767896809677653255 (10:20pm)
nexus006: Guam, Spam, camp blah blah... (11:36pm)
nexus006: 10% of the chips are gay. (12:15am)
nexus006: Time is an illusion (12:22am)
nexus006: Lunchtime doubly so... (12:23am)
nexus006: Lunchtime doubly so... (12:30am)
vj pussycat: Hi (12:44am)
vj pussycat: Hi (12:46am)
nexus006: I'm still here only in Saigon (1:07am)
nexus006: USO (1:07am)

The annual J-POP SUMMIT Festival is happening this weekend, and if you don't know what that is, you're probably not Sherilyn. But on tonight's FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, Aomoji-kei padawan Sherilyn Connelly along with gaijin Karen Carpenter and Bob-Marc (as well as KrOB and the never-cranky Puzzling Evidence) will take you through everything you need to know about current Japanese pop culture, including a special call-in from Vocaloid icon Hatsune Miku! Or not, since she's a computer-generated character who only speaks Japanese. And this is just a wild guess, but certain of our listeners will probably fixate on tentacle porn in the chatbox. You know who you are.

HANA NO KE-KUZU-SEN: Ban za ¯ i oishi pokki!

Chatroom History
July 16, 2014 10:00pm - 3:30am

Alan B.: Pink Vocaloid (10:08pm)
Alan B.: Baka baka baka (10:08pm)
Alan B.: http://bit.ly/1jS1wle (10:09pm)
Alan B.: http://on.fb.me/1jS1MAv%3A%2F%2F25.m edia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_m8gwcvarSX1 rtm2aro1_400.gif&h=HAQFqTJAG (10:11pm)
Alan B.: Animooted band best band. (10:14pm)
Alan B.: http://bit.ly/1jS2i1o (10:14pm)
Sesame Street alien: "radio" tinnitus best tinnitus (10:15pm)
Alan B.: Nyan Cat goes Widescreen %u2194 10 hours http://bit.ly/1jS2sG2 (10:16pm)
Alan B.: 22,000 Hz earbleed is go! (10:16pm)
Alan B.: Computer generated Puddi! http://bit.ly/1jS2H47 (10:18pm)
Alan B.: Frozen - Let It Go - Anime http://bit.ly/1jS2NbP (10:18pm)
Alan B.: Japanese artist arrested after 3D-printing her vagina http://bit.ly/1jS38vl (10:21pm)
Alan B.: Zombies? (10:26pm)
Alan B.: CAT SONG http://bit.ly/1jS47eM (10:27pm)
Alan B.: Derealization or derealisation (sometimes abbreviated as DR) is an alteration in the perception or experience of the external world so that it seems unreal. http://bit.ly/1jS4gPn (10:29pm)
Alan B.: UPDATE: Vagina selfie artist vows to fight legal battle against obscenity charges. http://bit.ly/1jS4INx (10:32pm)
Sesame Street alien: have a feeling "blackened babymetal" would just be ordinary babymetal (10:33pm)
Alan B.: FUCK SHERILYN I WAS LOOKING FOR THAT SONG FOREVER WHAT THE FUCK IS IT!!! (10:34pm)
Alan B.: Please oh please! (10:34pm)
Alan B.: Oh, wait, wrong song, that's just Babymetal. (10:35pm)
Alan B.: Joe Provo provided this excellent punk song by Trippple Nipples: http://bit.ly/1jS57Qb (10:36pm)
Alan B.: When does the whippet segment start? (10:36pm)
Alan B.: Whip it? (10:36pm)
Alan B.: Hey, BobMarc: Hatsune Miku - MELT [Live] 1080HD http://bit.ly/1jS5ieo (10:37pm)
Alan B.: Not to mention all the RAEP. (10:37pm)
Alan B.: I fucking love Kyary Pamyu Pamyu http://bit.ly/1jS5uKt (10:38pm)
Alan B.: Fucking hadrons, bro. (10:38pm)
Alan B.: Japanese Man Hold World Record For Masturbating [VIDEO] http://bit.ly/1jS5HNS Japanese Man Hold World Record For Masturbating [VIDEO] | http://bit.ly/1jS5FFC (10:39pm)
Alan B.: He trains for two hours a day while watching TV or whatever while chillin%u2019 with his girlfriend at home. Read More: Japanese Man Hold World Record For Masturbating [VIDEO] | http://bit.ly/1jS5FFC (10:40pm)
Alan B.: Totally cool dada chipmunks. (10:47pm)
Alan B.: christmas don't be late http://bit.ly/1jS6NJl (10:48pm)
Alan B.: Posted 7 hours ago: Hair Bows, Eyeballs, And More: A Kyary Pamyu Pamyu Style Primer http://on.mtv.com/1jS7faE (10:51pm)
Alan B.: Kyary Pamyu Pamyu is releasing her first all-English single and, believe it or not, it debuted on vogue.com this morning. http://vogue.cm/1jS7jaq (10:52pm)
Alan B.: Cool fact: It is uninspiring. (10:54pm)
Alan B.: She%u2019s even been named the Official Kawaii Ambassador of Harajuku by the mayor of Tokyo%u2019s Shibuya Ward. (10:56pm)
Alan B.: Which I think is Japanese for "Chicken Inspector." (10:56pm)
Alan B.: %u201CNew Kawaii%u201D for me [is] a cuteness that is a little bit traumatic, that has a dark aspect to it, and I try to keep this in mind. So within cuteness for me, I like to have grotesque elements like eyeballs, or other items that are surprising to see. (10:57pm)
Alan B.: Abject failure. (10:58pm)
Alan B.: SO WE SAID FUCK YOU, MAN!! (10:59pm)
Alan B.: Fuck children. Fuck the family. Fuck everybody. (11:00pm)
Alan B.: It would be like 4chan and tumblr. (11:01pm)
Alan B.: Fundamentally, I want people to wear what they want to wear. In my song %u201CFashion Monster%u201D there is the lyric, %u201CI don%u2019t want to be bound by anyone else%u2019s rules.%u201D I think that sums up what I would like to say to listeners. If you are wearing clothes that you enjoy wearing, everything you do in life becomes fun. (11:02pm)
Alan B.: If you are wearing clothes that you enjoy wearing, everything you do in life becomes fun. (11:02pm)
Alan B.: We heard some rumours out there that Venom are packed in, yeah?! (11:02pm)
Alan B.: Hair accessories are often a fun way to elevate your look. (11:03pm)
Alan B.: It'll knock you on your fuckin' back! (11:04pm)
Alan B.: Try to incorporate something spooky into your wardrobe. (11:04pm)
Alan B.: Freedom in fashion for everyone. Anyone can wear anything in their own style and fashion. (11:05pm)
Alan B.: Courtney Love Says Her 'Number One Obsession' Is Sex Read more: http://rol.st/1jS9rPe Follow us: @rollingstone on Twitter | RollingStone on Facebook (11:08pm)
Alan B.: What's next, Quisling? (11:09pm)
Alan B.: I have to say I have missed listening live to NHLG. (11:12pm)
Alan B.: http://bit.ly/1jSapLz (11:15pm)
Alan B.: The return of tinitus. (11:21pm)
nexus006: There's a list? (11:24pm)
Alan B.: Can we really celebrate Japan without celebrating Rule 34? (11:25pm)
Alan B.: Playing the bongos. (11:26pm)
Alan B.: You play that fuckin' bongo and you shut your face. (11:28pm)
Alan B.: Mokay, sleepie bye. Konbanwa, weeaboos! (11:35pm)

It's almost mid-July, which means we're finally getting around to our spring housecleaning. On tonight's FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, we'll be cleaning up the clutter, rearranging the piles, getting to those hard-to-reach corners, and (possibly but not necessarily) eliminating the undesirables from society. Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, and Sherilyn Connelly (along with KrOB and future Best Show on Reloadio Valencia host ???????? ????????) will make sure they leave everything tidier than they found it.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Seriously, Alan B., what have you done for us lately?

Chatroom History
July 9, 2014 10:00pm - 4:30am

Yay this is freakin' awesome!: awesome (11:22pm)
Yay this is freakin' awesome!: ! (11:22pm)
farmboy: Is anything going to happen on this show? (11:41pm)
farmboy: And how big are Puzzling Evidence's feet? (11:49pm)
farmboy: It was PC compatible with ROM based dos and TV out! (11:50pm)
farmboy: If you pass a Mercury on the highway, and it looks like it's going backwards, then it's in retrograde. (11:57pm)
nexus006: Is any body out there? (12:10am)
farmboy: whose show is this anyway? (12:11am)
nexus006: Your show starts now... (12:26am)

After wandering in the dark for two weeks, a glimmer of light has poked through the firmament. Has the issue been resolved? Not yet, but we are finally on the right path. The way may yet be difficult, still fraught with false trails, distractions and diversions, but there finally is hope. Sweet, sweet hope. So much so, the this FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND is dedicated by Karen Carpenter to a listener who is not Alan B.. Tune in as this all gets explained to Bob-Marc, KrOB and Puzzling Evidence, as if they care.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Yeah, Alan B., what have you done for us lately?


Chatroom History
July 2, 2014 10:00pm - 1:30am

dj kenny dojo: b-movie (10:02pm)
nexus006: Free Foem (10:18pm)
nexus006: Free Form Rapido (10:18pm)
vj pussycat: kiko! (10:18pm)
nexus006: Snake Plisken: "You me and Fresno Bob." (10:20pm)
nexus006: Stone Template Stones (10:31pm)
nexus006: A warm var (10:37pm)
Dr. Penny: Dr. Fiasco mixes up the juices. (10:38pm)
nexus006: a warm var of fire retardant... (10:38pm)
nexus006: Vat (10:38pm)
nexus006: Damn it's annoying typing on this iPod touch... (10:39pm)
Dr. Penny: Cum into Dr. Fiasco's world. (10:42pm)
bunnies: one of your two listners is actually two listeners (10:48pm)
nexus006: I only wear crocs in the morgue due to all the blood on the floor. Then I can dunk them in a bucket of bleach. (10:50pm)
Dr. Penny: The new hope lies at the bottom of the Marianas Trench. (10:55pm)
nexus006: We're go. (11:05pm)
nexus006: The CA stare (11:07pm)
nexus006: CA state motto: ca.dmv.gov (11:08pm)
nexus006: How about slow smoked pulled pork? (11:11pm)
vj pussycat: Where's alan b? (11:21pm)
nexus006: Poop robut disk slur (11:38pm)
nexus006: poop robut souvenir disks (11:39pm)
Alan B.: Boo! (1:09am)
Alan B.: Inlaws in town, that's enough to make anyone go to bed early. (1:10am)

Hello and Welcome to NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND Technical Support. Your call is important to us, so please stay on the line while we connect you with one of our highly trained agents to assist you with your problem. During your wait, you may hear some beeps in the background, and a series of clicks if KrOB is here. Other FINAL BROADCAST support specialists (Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, Sherilyn Connelly and Supervisor Puzzling Evidence) are standing by. Enjoy the music while you wait....

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: We understand your frustration.


Chatroom History
June 25, 2014 10:00pm - 4:30am

Alan B.: Flip cards are fun. (10:04pm)
Alan B.: DELETE TEMPORARY FILES. (10:04pm)
Dr. Penny: Dr. Fiasco has turned into an Indian! (10:05pm)
Alan B.: Why is Son of Svengoolie on the Help Desk? (10:06pm)
Alan B.: This needs Fast RAM http://bit.ly/1plmZF5 (10:10pm)
Alan B.: Gateway with 512 Mb RAM and XP, tasty. (10:11pm)
Alan B.: "I hope you all die!" (10:12pm)
Alan B.: KrOB found the really cool meta: http://bit.ly/1plnwXG (10:14pm)
Alan B.: Deadwood: Raping All the Holes (10:15pm)
Alan B.: Game of Thrones: Even more holes raped. (10:18pm)
Alan B.: He's just, like, Mr. Bu-fu! (10:18pm)
Alan B.: We're talking Lord God King Bu-fu! (10:18pm)
Alan B.: Why We Should Pretend the %u2018Game of Thrones%u2019 Rape Scene Never Happened http://thebea.st/1plnZcg (10:19pm)
vj pussycat: Ok dammit. I just turn off the sound. Please let me know when you are done with the spoilers. (10:20pm)
vj pussycat: peter dinklage dies??!!! Thanks a lot!!! (10:20pm)
Alan B.: Sorry, VJ. (10:21pm)
vj pussycat: you didn't say anything alan b (10:21pm)
vj pussycat: Are they still spoiling? (10:22pm)
Alan B.: Karen, you need an external USB hard drive and a copy of a linux live disk. (10:23pm)
Alan B.: No, vj, sorry for your experience. (10:23pm)
Alan B.: They are done spoiling. (10:23pm)
Dr. Penny: We're back to tech support clips. (10:23pm)
vj pussycat: Thank you alan b (10:23pm)
Alan B.: http://bit.ly/1ploumS << You need to put this on a disk (10:23pm)
Alan B.: Then boot to this live system, mount the laptop hard drive and your USB hard drive (10:24pm)
Alan B.: Copy your data files to the USB hard drive (10:24pm)
vj pussycat: how much ram does he have (10:24pm)
Alan B.: Then reset your Win 8.1 system and re-create your user account (10:25pm)
Alan B.: Then, copy your data files back into the recreated system. (10:25pm)
Alan B.: Or, just throw it in the ocean. (10:26pm)
Alan B.: Welcome to Libel Corner. (10:26pm)
Alan B.: I am honored, but will be with my in-laws in Joliet, IL. Thank you, anyway. (10:27pm)
vj pussycat: Are they in jail? (10:28pm)
Alan B.: I will also miss the July 2 live show, but of course will hear the podcast. (10:28pm)
Alan B.: Not yet, vj! (10:28pm)
Alan B.: We will be near that fine town, at a timeshare. (10:28pm)
vj pussycat: fantastic (10:29pm)
Alan B.: With no fingertips, Daria will be ready for a life of crime. (10:29pm)
vj pussycat: but she won't be able to use an iPhone (10:30pm)
vj pussycat: the dr asked me to join him doing Hal's show (10:30pm)
Alan B.: Well done, VJ! That will be entertaining and Dobbs Approved. (10:31pm)
vj pussycat: I can't this week but maybe the 2nd or 3rd week (10:31pm)
vj pussycat: Thanks alan b, but I did nothing (10:31pm)
vj pussycat: GET A MAC (10:32pm)
Alan B.: I heard a show with Sherilyn and KrOB and PuzzEv on the PuzzEv show, and I haven't heard it before! I'm shocked and stunned. (10:32pm)
vj pussycat: hmmm (10:32pm)
Alan B.: Nine hours of content is a shitload of content. (10:33pm)
vj pussycat: haha he gave me no conditions (10:33pm)
Alan B.: NO LAPTOPS YOU JAGOFFS! (10:33pm)
Alan B.: Love, Dr. Fiasco (10:34pm)
vj pussycat: Me too. Wish I could do an impression of him (10:35pm)
Alan B.: I'd recover your data for nuttin'. (10:36pm)
Alan B.: Led Zeppelin Played Here http://bit.ly/1plqlbo (10:38pm)
Alan B.: D&D -- more interesting than being on Nose Hair Lint Gland (10:38pm)
Alan B.: Dr. Fiasco: Radio Smitten (10:40pm)
vj pussycat: that's marlin Brando (10:40pm)
Alan B.: Marlon Brandow Swallowed a Bug http://bit.ly/1plqM5w (10:41pm)
vj pussycat: that's awesome (10:42pm)
Alan B.: It is not a feature. (10:44pm)
Alan B.: How to refresh, reset, or restore your PC http://bit.ly/1plriQV (10:44pm)
Alan B.: HOLD MUSIC (10:45pm)
Alan B.: f you upgraded your PC to Windows 8.1 or Windows RT 8.1 with a DVD, use that disc. (10:45pm)
Alan B.: That does suck. You probably don't want to hear about buying a USB hard drive. (10:47pm)
Alan B.: I know. Sorry. I'm afraid you'll have to nuke it and start over. Just put Ubuntu on it. (10:48pm)
Alan B.: LEAVE YOUR LAPTOPS AT HOME YOU RATS. (10:51pm)
Alan B.: The tone in H.A.L.'s voice when he banned all laptops was . . . stern. (10:53pm)
Alan B.: PuzzEv's spy sattelite. (10:53pm)
Alan B.: Satellite (10:54pm)
Alan B.: Rules is rules. (10:54pm)
Alan B.: VERBOTEN (10:55pm)
Alan B.: Maybe a longish koan. (10:55pm)
Alan B.: FiascoBalls (10:56pm)
Alan B.: Cross the terminator. (10:56pm)
Dr. Penny: Free-balling Fiasco. (10:57pm)
Alan B.: Too. Many. Laptops. Natter natter grommish grommish. (10:57pm)
Alan B.: Ruined. (10:58pm)
Alan B.: Are there rules for fucking up the chatroom? (10:59pm)
Sesame Street alien: Dare you to show up, follow all the rules, and have your one allotted background sound be a a Vomir track (11:02pm)
Alan B.: I guess the Venom ID is trapped on Karen's laptop. (11:02pm)
Sesame Street alien: like http://bit.ly/1pltdF8 (11:02pm)
Dr. Penny: Booper's sister. (11:05pm)
Alan B.: You guys . . . (11:09pm)
Alan B.: Whippets everywhere http://bit.ly/1pluPia (11:15pm)
Dr. Penny: They are not grayhounds. They are whippets. (11:16pm)
Alan B.: Best song when on nitrous http://bit.ly/1pluVq2 (11:17pm)
Alan B.: The Chemical Brothers - Galvanize http://bit.ly/1plv2Si (11:17pm)
Alan B.: U2 - Electrical Storm http://bit.ly/1plv24Z (11:18pm)
Alan B.: Masonna - god of noise http://bit.ly/1plv9NL (11:19pm)
Alan B.: Aphex Twin - Window Licker http://bit.ly/1plvhwE (11:20pm)
Alan B.: Boards of Canada - Reach for the Dead http://bit.ly/1plvn7H (11:21pm)
Alan B.: Kid Sister - Pro Nails (Rusko Remix) http://bit.ly/1plvtw7 (11:22pm)
Alan B.: The Whippet Song http://bit.ly/1plvBLS (11:23pm)
Alan B.: Alan B. Effect: Null Society (11:23pm)
Alan B.: I would love to know the date of the show Puzzling Evidence played on his last show with Sherilyn and KrOB. (11:24pm)
Alan B.: Willis Tower (11:27pm)
Alan B.: http://bit.ly/1plwdBk (11:27pm)
Alan B.: Did ya get any Enya? (11:28pm)
Alan B.: Remember Chicago (11:28pm)
Alan B.: TURN IT DOWN! TURN IT DOWN! I HAVE CHILDREN SLEEPING HERE! (11:31pm)
Alan B.: Don't you boys know any nice sonsg? (11:31pm)
Alan B.: who gives a shit? (11:33pm)
Alan B.: Lost in the attic hole. (11:35pm)
Alan B.: There's a topic (11:38pm)
Alan B.: ? (11:38pm)
nexus006: Fried chicken bucket drone. (11:43pm)
Sesame Street alien: http://bit.ly/1plyuMM (11:43pm)
Alan B.: I think this should get played for 45 minutes with no other sound than whippit cannisters hitting the counter. (11:46pm)
Tpoic Ull: Hal gone. (11:48pm)
Tpoic Ull: He ate. (11:48pm)
Tpoic Ull: Fore ofthe Remake (11:48pm)
Alan B.: H.A.L. has joined the Null Society. (11:48pm)
Bejamin Harrison: And become shot. (11:49pm)
Benjamin Harrissonn: Leave me out of this!!! (11:49pm)
Alan B.: From the grassy null, behind the picket fence. (11:49pm)
nexus006: Megatron Pizza delivery drone. (11:49pm)
Whine: Help me Help ME!! (11:50pm)
Alan B.: Thanks for the Jam, BobMarc! (11:51pm)
Alan B.: No guts, no glory. (11:52pm)
Whine: No butts, no worry. (11:53pm)
nexus006: My habson x4 quad-copter went up and over my neighbor's roof on it's first flight. (11:55pm)
Hubsan::: with thecamera on, we will only hope (11:57pm)
I will : Kikieo yo ass. (11:58pm)
nexus006: Hubson (11:58pm)
nexus006: Hubson collider (11:58pm)
Dean Jagger: Is the audio Captain now? (11:58pm)
Alan B.: The non-null part (11:59pm)
Alan B.: And now the effect retreats into the null. (11:59pm)
Clyde Content: firing a Krullmonster into the twilight zone.... (11:59pm)
nexus006: NHLG anti-itch cream. (12:02am)
nexus006: Yup, that'l do it.... (12:04am)
nexus006: Whoo hoo....I get to listen to this shit on podcast tomorrow because I work in a windowless morgue with no radio reception. (12:07am)
nexus006: KRob? (12:10am)
KrOb: can't call shit'''' (12:11am)
nexus006: Don't tase m>e Krob (12:13am)
nexus006: bing bing (12:13am)
nexus006: bim bam boom....goodnight (12:15am)
nexus006: Buy more now...and be happy. (12:18am)
nexus006: You are a true believer, blessings of State, blessings of the masses Thou art a subject of.... (12:23am)
nexus006: Who do you have to fuck to get a show around here? (12:25am)
SeXXX: Why do I have to Fuck to jeget a show about HERE! (12:31am)
Show : stuill fluffing! (2:01am)

In Xanadu did Kubla Khan a stately pleasure-dome decree, but if he was smart he would have decreed it on top of Corona Heights, where the official Nose Hair Lint Gland Transmitter and Pleasure Dome is being unveiled. And to celebrate the occasion of this first FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND from our spiffy new geodesic digs, Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, and Sherilyn Connelly (with KrOB and Puzzling Evidence) will welcome special telephone-only guest Jeff Krulik, of ERNEST BORGNINE ON THE BUS fame.

Mr. Krulik will be discussing his new movie LED ZEPPELIN PLAYED HERE, which explores the urban legend that Led Zeppelin played in front of 50 teenagers in the gym of a small community center in Maryland on the night of Richard Nixon's inauguration in 1969. Karen, Sherilyn, and KrOB recently saw the film at SF DocFest, and their thought-provoking questions will include, "What does Jimmy Page smell like up close?"

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Nobody will believe you were there.


Chatroom History
June 18, 2014 10:00pm - 4:30am

Alan B.: http://bit.ly/1l4FiL8 (10:02pm)
Alan B.: http://bit.ly/1l4FiL8 (10:05pm)
Alan B.: http://bit.ly/1l4FHxd (10:05pm)
Alan B.: Let the technical adjustments start! (10:05pm)
Alan B.: NO DEAD AIR JUAN RAPIDO! (10:06pm)
Alan B.: "What does Jimmy Page smell like up close?" (10:08pm)
Alan B.: 'Led Zeppelin Played Here': Doc shares legendary story http://usat.ly/1l4Gi1G (10:09pm)
Alan B.: BORG^9 (10:09pm)
Alan B.: Win one the Gipper, motherfucker! (10:09pm)
Alan B.: All your base are belong to us, make your holes. (10:10pm)
Alan B.: Windows Hate-Point-ONe (10:11pm)
Computer: Hee Hee.gotcha. (10:11pm)
Alan B.: Be our guest, be our guest, put our upgrade to the test (10:13pm)
The Navaho Pepole: We Hate U Nus Hair Flint Grade!!!!!! (10:13pm)
Casey Kaseem: Leave the dead alone, please. (10:13pm)
Alan B.: He finally gets to kick Snuggles. (10:14pm)
Alan B.: Windows 8.1 RANT!!! http://bit.ly/1l4HcLO (10:14pm)
Casey Kaseem: The Injinneer stole that tape. (10:15pm)
Alan B.: He is a hero. (10:15pm)
Walt: The Imaginneers are too tall, also... (10:16pm)
Alan B.: Walt loved Injuns http://bit.ly/1l4Hp1B (10:17pm)
Wow: , her Mom Was a Hand Model! (10:17pm)
Alan B.: Bob Marc's ana F.E.T.ish (10:18pm)
Wow: , No Dead Air, Juan Nose Hair Lint Glade Played Here! (10:18pm)
Boring: leave me out of this! (10:18pm)
Alan B.: Welcome, BOOPER JUNIOR! (10:19pm)
Don Joyce: Go Home, Booper. I can't hear you any way. (10:20pm)
Alan B.: Download WWV sound: http://bit.ly/1l4Ibf2 (10:21pm)
Alan B.: But Don is a Baby Booper (10:21pm)
Booper John, Spikeman of Loiner: sure whatever (10:22pm)
Alan B.: Moby DICK! (10:27pm)
Alan B.: I absolutely had and loved that fucking Royal Guardsmen 45, Karen. (10:28pm)
Alan B.: Royal Guardsmen-Snoopy's Christmas http://bit.ly/1l4Jsm4 (10:28pm)
Alan B.: KrOB pulled the shitty mic tonight. (10:28pm)
Alan B.: ROCKING SO FUCKING HARD!!!!11!!! (10:29pm)
Alan B.: guest@NHLG.com (10:33pm)
DJ DEAD HAIR: I'M WRITE HERE (10:33pm)
DJ DEAD HAIR: listening. but not writing to Karen... for now! (10:34pm)
DJ DEAD HAIR: Oh I stopped paying attention for a second, but if you're discussing my use of 'write' vs. 'right'... 'twas purposeful (10:36pm)
nexus006: Hello all NHLG warriors. (10:36pm)
DJ DEAD HAIR: I can't even abbreviate texts on account of my deep respect for the English language. (10:36pm)
Alan B.: Hi, nexusdoubleaughtsix (10:36pm)
Alan B.: Mobile Dick (10:37pm)
nexus006: Hi Alan (10:37pm)
Alan B.: Former Air Personality (10:37pm)
Booper John, Spikeman of Loiner: Alan B. (10:39pm)
Alan B.: Three sizes too small (10:39pm)
Booper John, Spikeman of Loiner: It is because they are too tall. (10:39pm)
Clotherein: Game of Shows (10:39pm)
Fargo: He said Navy. (10:40pm)
Alan B.: BorgNEIN! (10:41pm)
Tim Conway: After McHales, they sentenced me to Rango,.... (10:42pm)
Alan B.: Dorf On Golf http://bit.ly/1kPPbHI (10:42pm)
Alan B.: Barton Fink - John Goodman - "I'll show you the life of the mind!" http://bit.ly/1kPPeTX (10:43pm)
nexus006: Miller's Crossing is the one of the best movies to watch at 2am sipping bourbon. (10:44pm)
Kat Herding: here (10:46pm)
Kat Herding: as if things weren't bad enough. (10:47pm)
nexus006: I was always nexus006...I think your mind switched the numbers around. (10:47pm)
Alan B.: Contemporary programming (10:47pm)
Alan B.: The only LBD I care about: http://bit.ly/1kPPUc0 (10:49pm)
Alan B.: Song Led Zepplin stole: (10:52pm)
Alan B.: http://bit.ly/1kPQzdA (10:52pm)
Alan B.: Grew up listening to WLS-AM (10:53pm)
Alan B.: KrOB recently played this song Led Zepplin stole: Jake Holmes - Dazed and Confused http://bit.ly/1kPR735 (10:54pm)
Alan B.: Hal reasserted control over his show last week NO LAPTOPS GOD DAMMIT (10:55pm)
nexus006: Borg009 (10:56pm)
Alan B.: I'M GONNA GO SEE DEVO ON SATURDAY BABY! (10:56pm)
nexus006: This is a TRAACH!!! (11:03pm)
nexus006: I'm not on any list.... (11:10pm)
Who: ? (11:12pm)
The Real: Don Steele (11:13pm)
The Real: Rick Wakeman (11:22pm)
Alan B.: Hi, Jeff! (11:23pm)
Alan B.: John Wayne Gacy was a Nazi (11:27pm)
Alan B.: Look at Karen changing the subject (11:28pm)
Alan B.: Audience elimination (11:44pm)
Alan B.: Pabst. Blue. RIBBON! (11:45pm)
Alan B.: Worthwhile interview. Tell me how to watch this film. (11:51pm)
Alan B.: Double ID yeah baby! (12:01am)
nexus006: What time is it? (12:01am)
Alan B.: HOW DO I SEE THE FILM WHAAAA! (12:01am)
Alan B.: Ask JUAN RAPIDO when he's gonna fix the FUCKING PHONE and dead air. (12:03am)
nexus006: Strap in bitch (12:03am)
Alan B.: Hi, Hal! (12:05am)
Alan B.: X-DAY! (12:07am)
Alan B.: Alan Benar? Fuck that guy. (12:08am)
Alan B.: I can't even get my KrOB homework done, much less program a three-hour show. (12:09am)
Alan B.: I'm sorry I showed Hal my split beaver. Sorry, Hal. (12:10am)
Alan B.: NOSE HAIR STAR FUCKERS (12:11am)
Alan B.: Fill Hal full of Hadrons. (12:15am)
vj pussycat: hi y'all I just got here (12:17am)
Alan B.: Noosphere (12:18am)
vj pussycat: I can't find a fuckin rolling paper or apple or nothin for this sweet nug someone just gave me (12:18am)
Alan B.: Hadrons to power! Turbines to speed! (12:18am)
vj pussycat: I know!! Where's my damn hadron collider?! (12:19am)
Alan B.: Okay, g'nite. (12:20am)
vj pussycat: I stuffed it in my tobacco while I sit in this 4mph traffic (12:20am)
vj pussycat: See photo (12:21am)
vj pussycat: Ok gnite alan b (12:22am)

BE REPULSED by REPTILES of the FINANCIAL DISTRICT!

FLEE the many layered TENDERLOIN RAT BASTARD!

EVICT the IRRATIONAL TEMPORARY ROOMMATE!

UNINTENTIONALLY OFFEND the LESBIAN PARENT of NOE VALLEY!

EXPLAIN the HERD BEHAVIOR of MISSION HIPSTERS!

FEED the insatiable PARKING METER!

AVOID the FIRST TIME BURNER!

MARVEL at the HOMELESS TECH MILLIONAIRE!

HEAR the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, guided by urban pioneer Karen Carpenter, native-boy Bob-Marc, and maybe even the greatest natural history filmmaker of all time, PUZZLING EVIDENCE!

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Where you're a haircut, a hot meal and a hundred thousand dollars from living like an animal.


Chatroom History
June 11, 2014 10:00pm - 2:30am

Alan B.: HOLY FUCK WHY DEAD AIR OH JESUS NO!!!! (10:01pm)
Alan B.: THE AIR WAS DEAD!! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?!! (10:05pm)
Alan B.: Combo of contractor talk and technical adjustment -- this is truly the avant garde. (10:07pm)
Alan B.: HOORAY! (10:10pm)
Alan B.: BOOOO! (10:11pm)
Alan B.: HAPPY FANGS http://bit.ly/SBcBJY (10:12pm)
Alan B.: Karen Carpenter has a beautiful singing voice http://bit.ly/SBcBJY (10:13pm)
Alan B.: PuzzEv's mic is more than a little tinny. (10:13pm)
Alan B.: Is this the wild part? (10:13pm)
Alan B.: Hey, is this Nose Hair Lint Gland? (10:15pm)
Alan B.: My sister is listening. Hi, Jen! (10:15pm)
Alan B.: There are emails? I don't get emails? (10:15pm)
Alan B.: BAM! Bob Marc gets told. (10:16pm)
Alan B.: Hey! Close the door, the show's getting out. (10:17pm)
Alan B.: Heavy Metal Parking Lot http://bit.ly/SBddiO (10:17pm)
Alan B.: Bob Mould, also gay. (10:17pm)
Alan B.: Heavy Metal Parking Lot is a video documentary short produced by Jeff Krulik and John Heyn in 1986. (10:18pm)
Alan B.: Heavy Metal Parking Lot documents heavy metal music fans tailgating in the parking lot outside the Capital Centre (which was demolished in December 2002) in Landover, Maryland, on May 31, 1986, before a Judas Priest concert during their Fuel for Life tour (with opening act Dokken). (10:18pm)
Alan B.: Ernest Borgnine On The Bus http://bit.ly/SBdpi7 (10:19pm)
Alan B.: I have to get my shit together and make that Tumblr. (10:19pm)
Alan B.: January 20, 1969 %u2014 were you there? Led Zeppling Played Here http://bit.ly/SBdEK7 (10:21pm)
Alan B.: BOOOO! (10:21pm)
Alan B.: "Zeppelin-in-Wheaton is Washington%u2019s own rock-and-roll Loch Ness Monster. Could it possibly be real? Yes. No way. Depends whom you ask. (10:22pm)
Alan B.: Heavy Metal Concentration Camp. (10:22pm)
Alan B.: I got to see Penelope Spheeris introduce The Decline of Western Civilization Part III and you can't see it HA! (10:23pm)
Alan B.: SHRINKAGE IN THE LUMBER INDUSTRY http://bit.ly/SBe5Uu (10:24pm)
Alan B.: MERICA! (10:25pm)
Alan B.: No pussy metric system here, buddy. (10:25pm)
Alan B.: Tell us stories, grandpa! (10:26pm)
Alan B.: Traffic and weather on the 8s on NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND. (10:32pm)
nexus006: That was a great looking trailer you had camping....who was manufacturer? (10:35pm)
Alan B.: I was getting a sammich, what? (10:37pm)
Alan B.: Friendship is Magic? http://bit.ly/SBfQkE_Friendship_Is_M agic (10:38pm)
nexus006: What's a turtle? (10:38pm)
nexus006: Der faceA (10:39pm)
Alan B.: Yes, it is the same property. Lauren Faust rebooted the series and made it very successfull. Many neckbearded male failures adopted it as a lifestyle. (10:39pm)
nexus006: Der facez book (10:39pm)
Alan B.: Old MLP: 1986-87 http://bit.ly/SBgjmW%28TV_series%29 (10:40pm)
Alan B.: I appreciated the Facebook pictures. That was a very cool camper. (10:41pm)
nexus006: Let me tell you about my mother.... (10:41pm)
Alan B.: Nice. (10:41pm)
Alan B.: nexus006 triumphant. (10:42pm)
Alan B.: Eriba Puck Interior http://bit.ly/SBgCOz (10:42pm)
Alan B.: GOOGLE: eriba puck trailer (10:43pm)
Alan B.: http://bit.ly/SBgH4Nen-US:official&c hannel=fflb&tbm=isch&source=lnms&sa= X&ei=5j2ZU_WkOYqoyAT7qYKQAw&ved=0CAg Q_AUoAw&biw=1266&bih=666 (10:43pm)
Alan B.: Aw, shit. (10:43pm)
Alan B.: Got it! LBIN.com/puck/ http://bit.ly/SBgONW (10:44pm)
Alan B.: What the fuck can't Pete Goldie do?! (10:44pm)
Alan B.: Yeah, Bob Marc. (10:45pm)
Alan B.: Tears . . . and rain . . . (10:46pm)
Alan B.: I'm personally running three sympathy streams. (10:46pm)
nexus006: Sorry...I have tomorrow off (I work in a pathology lab) I start (10:47pm)
Alan B.: KrOB also ran shit last week, with Sherilyn. (10:47pm)
Alan B.: RIP Rik Mayall http://bit.ly/TMucQt (10:49pm)
Alan B.: That show was really very good. (10:49pm)
nexus006: At 4 am...always listen on podcAst (10:50pm)
Alan B.: Sherilyn and KrOB talked nearly not at all. (10:51pm)
Alan B.: And here it is. You should download it. http://bit.ly/TMuB5q (10:52pm)
nexus006: at. (10:52pm)
nexus006: At (10:52pm)
Sesame Street alien: http://bit.ly/TMuJC2 (10:53pm)
Alan B.: Never mind, I fucked up. http://bit.ly/TMuS8t (10:54pm)
Alan B.: ^^^ Last week's Ask Dr. Hal. (10:54pm)
Alan B.: Me gusta potato show. (10:55pm)
Alan B.: "I don't give a fuck about listeners." -- Puzzling Evidence. (10:56pm)
Alan B.: Fuck that guy. (10:56pm)
Alan B.: I mean ME, not PuzzEv. (10:56pm)
Alan B.: nexus006 bailed, work at 4 a.m. (10:57pm)
nexus006: I'm here (10:57pm)
Alan B.: Sorry! (10:57pm)
nexus006: day off tomorrow...I can. (10:58pm)
nexus006: Stay up as late as I want (10:58pm)
Alan B.: I'll see potato and raise badger http://bit.ly/TMvsD2 (10:58pm)
Alan B.: Excellent! (10:58pm)
Alan B.: Hooray! (10:59pm)
Alan B.: I'm working on a commission for KrOB, but it's hard going. (11:00pm)
Alan B.: I need to stop sleeping at night and get back to work. (11:00pm)
nexus006: The dog comes with the caravan... (11:00pm)
nexus006: Dude here (11:01pm)
Alan B.: I did this! And I sounded like a complete tool. News World news United States Series: The Editor press review Previous | Next | Index Did you miss? That's just so, like, totally... spiffing Why do so many Americans adopt British accents after crossing the Atlantic? http://bit.ly/TMvWcq (11:01pm)
Alan B.: http://bit.ly/TMvWcq (11:02pm)
Alan B.: EIGHT YEAR OLD, DUDE! (11:02pm)
nexus006: This aggression will not stand (11:03pm)
Alan B.: Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov (11:04pm)
Alan B.: Hal likes whinging, and we like Hal whinging. (11:04pm)
Alan B.: Born to a wealthy middle-class family in Simbirsk, Lenin gained an interest in revolutionary leftist politics following the execution of his brother Aleksandr in 1887. (11:04pm)
Alan B.: In 1903, he took a key role in the RSDLP schism, leading the Bolshevik faction against Julius Martov's Mensheviks. (11:05pm)
nexus006: Tow it to Alviso (11:05pm)
Alan B.: Lenin remains a controversial and highly divisive world figure. (11:06pm)
Alan B.: Nothing better than good Bowie, and bad Bowie is better than most other things. (11:06pm)
Alan B.: Upon moving to Britain, some Americans can't seem to resist the temptation to adopt a British accent, even if they're doomed to failure. (11:07pm)
nexus006: We're gonna play another traaaach now (11:08pm)
Alan B.: My new favorite DEVO song: DEVO - The Spirit of JFK (Scott Orsi) http://bit.ly/TMwZco (11:08pm)
Alan B.: BABY METAL BABY METAL BABY METAL BABY METAL BABY METAL (11:10pm)
Alan B.: The grassy knoll, behind the picket fence. (11:12pm)
Alan B.: Fighting with swords: http://bit.ly/TMy0kA (11:16pm)
Alan B.: Nazi Dinosaurs (11:18pm)
Alan B.: http://bit.ly/TMyhEh (11:18pm)
Alan B.: Not a technical catastrophe (11:19pm)
Alan B.: 'sup, Rusty Rebar (11:20pm)
Alan B.: BABY METAL BABY METAL BABY METAL BABY METAL BABY METAL (11:21pm)
Alan B.: Poor l'il feller. (11:24pm)
Alan B.: BUT WHO WAS PHONE? (11:26pm)
Alan B.: That's silly. He'll kill you, anyway. (11:27pm)
Alan B.: Like a cubit (11:27pm)
Alan B.: Have you ever sat upon the beluga whale foreskin couch? (11:29pm)
Alan B.: http://bit.ly/TMA9g6 (11:30pm)
Alan B.: I'm not blowing smoke up your ass, Pete, but this is a shitload of work on this trailer. (11:31pm)
Alan B.: The Outer Limit http://bit.ly/TMApvL (11:32pm)
Alan B.: I wish Kat Herding were hearing this K-Pop/J-Pop centric hour. (11:34pm)
nexus006: Night Of Fire!!! (11:34pm)
Alan B.: How is the CAT5 cable holding up in the trailer electircal system? I think that was a good call, it's real sturd. (11:37pm)
Alan B.: I SHALL DESTROY ALL THE CIVILIZED PLANETS http://bit.ly/TMB93P (11:38pm)
Alan B.: I think they overmanufacture the CAT5 wire. Nice. (11:39pm)
Alan B.: The only good British car was the Land Rover and now it's owned by India's TATA Co. (11:40pm)
nexus006: Austin Healy 3000 Mk3 (11:40pm)
Alan B.: I insist on video of the EL sequencer (11:42pm)
Alan B.: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ (11:42pm)
Harold Camping: you go to HELL for using my name you radio frugs (11:43pm)
God : al l your bas e are u s . (11:44pm)
No One: fro President!!!!!! (11:44pm)
Harold Camping: I'm all the Camping there is.....was... (11:45pm)
nexus006: I bought a Duracell battery pack....charge a bunch of stuff..,or jump a car battery. (11:46pm)
Harold Camping: or jump the shark... (11:47pm)
vj pussycat: karen, when were you at bridgeport/lee vining? (11:54pm)
vj pussycat: we were at the hot springs by the green church recently (11:56pm)
Harold Camping: says Karen is ttooo busy to write to you (11:59pm)
Harold Camping: says there's a squirrel on your chest of drawers (12:00am)
Bear City: Keep talkin, meat bag.... (12:01am)
The Rat Prince: I Can Eat all of you! (12:01am)
vj pussycat: i know (12:02am)
vj pussycat: but did you eat the bbq in bishop? (12:03am)
The Rat Loine: Did you eat the Rat Bishop in Lone Spine? (12:04am)
vj pussycat: too bad. found a killer texas bbq hole in bishop (12:06am)
nexus006: Bug All Yeee Ohhhh Seede (12:08am)
Alan B.: I nodded off, meaning (12:08am)
Alan B.: good night, folks! (12:08am)
Alan B.: No more Effect. (12:09am)
Coulours: A>B>E> (12:12am)
Dr. Penny: Dr. Hal has arrived!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!! (12:49am)

Before the beach dust has completely settled and our stomachs have stopped digesting, many gather in the hours after the Clambake to "decompress" by taking one more communal plunge into the depths of what we found so delicious at the Clambake, sharing leftover countnecks, littlenecks, topnecks, cherrystones, quahogs, and slices of iced watermelon. Karen Carpenter is still out there digging them up, so on the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, Bob-Marc and Sherilyn Connelly will re-connect with family and friends (KrOB and Puzzling Evidence), and collaborate to create new broth. Post-Clambake Decompression is, at its simplest, a late night snack. But more significantly, it is a powerful way to bring Clambake tastiness to our airwaves!

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Clambake, gonna have had a clambake.


Chatroom History
June 4, 2014 10:00pm - 4:30am

Alan B.: m'stakes (10:02pm)
Alan B.: Elvis Presley - Clambake ( Full Album ) LSP 3893 US Original LP http://bit.ly/Sw1TEP (10:03pm)
Alan B.: Eddie Murphy - Elvis Presley - Delirious Live http://bit.ly/Sw2bvx (10:04pm)
Alan B.: I fucking love Dick Cavett (10:05pm)
Alan B.: Exploding White America (10:05pm)
Alan B.: Elvis Presley - Live Comeback Special TV 1968(Full Concert) [Vídeo HD] http://bit.ly/Sw2QNA (10:08pm)
Alan B.: My grandma had it bad for Elvis. (10:08pm)
Alan B.: Kurt Russell as Elvis shoots out a TV screen http://bit.ly/Sw2Zk1 (10:09pm)
Alan B.: Elvis death - autopsy report http://bit.ly/Sw39Ib (10:10pm)
Alan B.: 11 drugs were present in the singer's system at the time of his death (10:11pm)
Alan B.: "We have not detected any drug in Elvis that doesn't have a medical rationale to it - only agents prescribed for perfectly normal, rational medical reasons." (10:11pm)
Alan B.: Dr. Francisco called last Oct. 21, quoted the medical examiner as saying that four drugs were found in significant quantities in the entertainer's bloodstream. (10:12pm)
Alan B.: They are Ethinamate, Methaqualone, codeine and barbiturates. (10:12pm)
Alan B.: Elvis Presley died of a heart disease. "Had these drugs not been there, he still would have died." (10:12pm)
Alan B.: The picture of Lake Snipe looked tranquil. (10:14pm)
Alan B.: The 42-year-old- Elvis Presley was found face down on the floor of a bathroom at Graceland, his 18-room mansion, at 2:30 p.m. Aug. 16. (10:15pm)
Alan B.: Bah! (10:16pm)
Sesame Street alien: Oh, y'all are no fun. (10:16pm)
Alan B.: I will focus on embarassing movies, then. (10:18pm)
Alan B.: It will take a minute, but I'm excited myself. (10:19pm)
Alan B.: This will completely befuddle and annoy Dr. Hal. Which is not why I'm doing it. (10:20pm)
Sherilyn: There is no nobler -- or simpler, thankfully -- goal than to befuddle and annoy Hal. (10:20pm)
Alan B.: Want Elvis Back? Don%u2019t Vote for Obama http://bit.ly/Sw4Fdm (10:22pm)
vj pussycat: bubba ho tep (10:22pm)
Alan B.: Elvis Found Alive (2 hr 10 min) http://bit.ly/Sw4MWh (10:23pm)
vj pussycat: hey mr b (10:24pm)
Alan B.: Like Jerry Lewis wearing his Rolex and rings while acting the role of a mailman in "Hardly Working," Elvis couldn't pretend to be a normal guy incognito without his dark glasses and jumpsuit. (10:25pm)
Alan B.: Mojo Nixon - Elvis is everywhere http://bit.ly/Sw5hja (10:26pm)
Sherilyn: ELVIS NEEDS BOATS. (10:26pm)
Alan B.: I saw Mojo Nixon live as a lad. I enjoyed it. He opened for Elvis Costello. (10:29pm)
Alan B.: http://bit.ly/Sw5QJG (10:30pm)
Sherilyn: I saw him do an in-store in Fresno in '89 or so, and he signed my LP of Frenzy, but I was entirely too young to get into the show that night. (10:30pm)
Alan B.: It was that tour. The summer before I went to Antioch. (10:31pm)
Alan B.: This is a TV show about two DJs visting Graceland (10:32pm)
Alan B.: http://bit.ly/Sw5QJG (10:32pm)
Alan B.: Steve Dahl and Garry Meier of Chicago (10:32pm)
Alan B.: I highly recommend it as a rare (ignored) treat for Elvis fans. (10:32pm)
vj pussycat: you gonna eat that thing (10:32pm)
Alan B.: It won a local Emmy. (10:32pm)
Alan B.: It has a cooking segment, they cook Pepsi salad. (10:34pm)
Alan B.: Drugs and teen pussy. (10:35pm)
Alan B.: Hi, Karen Carpenter. (10:35pm)
vj pussycat: raciscts! (10:37pm)
vj pussycat: supposed to be a great deal if you just get bacon (10:40pm)
Alan B.: My pastor dropped that Lost Wages shit on me 40 years ago during his sermon. (10:42pm)
Alan B.: Goings-on About 2,420,000 results (0.20 seconds) (10:44pm)
Alan B.: But is he radio smitten? (10:45pm)
Alan B.: Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? (10:49pm)
Alan B.: Buddy Holly and Elvis Presley : February 13, 1955 : Lubbock, Tx. Fair Park Coliseum (4pm matinee) - See more at: http://bit.ly/Sw8YVX (10:53pm)
Alan B.: And my sympathy streams! And my axe! (10:56pm)
Alan B.: Elvis thinks Rolling Stone is the Rolling Stone's newspaper. That's adorbs. (10:57pm)
Alan B.: Wheeee! (11:00pm)
Alan B.: There's my "H" for "Hal." (11:00pm)
Alan B.: Chronvis. (11:03pm)
Alan B.: Puzzling Evidence! (11:08pm)
Alan B.: NOT TALKING ABOUT DEAD ELVIS. (11:11pm)
Alan B.: Holy shit KrOB gets the LOL moment, don't hapen often on NHLG. (11:11pm)
Alan B.: What Did Elvis and Diego Rivera Have in Common? (No, Not Frida!) http://bit.ly/1pH9MW0 (11:14pm)
Alan B.: If only the Cylon had found Elvis instead of Wolfman Jack. (11:15pm)
Alan B.: A: They both had twin brothers who died. (11:15pm)
Sherilyn: Elvis and Wolfman Jack both had twin brothers who died? Heavy. (11:16pm)
Alan B.: Exactly. (11:16pm)
Alan B.: Do cylons have twins? (11:16pm)
Alan B.: That's All Right Mama: The Unauthorized Life of Elvis's Twin http://bit.ly/1pHa6UZthats-all-right -mama&catid=36:books-gerald-duff&Ite mid=30 (11:18pm)
Alan B.: http://bit.ly/1pHabbf (11:19pm)
Alan B.: Elvis drawing a bead on Brunos with his 1959 model laser cannon http://bit.ly/1pHasuM (11:21pm)
Alan B.: From Gus van Sant and William Burroughs - The Hipster Be-Bop Junkie http://bit.ly/1pHaLWi (11:24pm)
Alan B.: From The Elvis of Letters 1985 (11:25pm)
Alan B.: Pils (11:27pm)
Alan B.: Those evil church pils. (11:27pm)
Alan B.: I mean miraculous church pils. (11:27pm)
Alan B.: Elvis Presley and Racism : The Ultimate, Definitive Guide - See more at: http://bit.ly/1pHbgQ7 (11:28pm)
Alan B.: 35 Years Ago: Elvis Costello Incites Brawl with Racist Remarks Read More: 35 Years Ago: Elvis Costello Incites Brawl with Racist Remarks | http://bit.ly/1pHbjLO (11:29pm)
Alan B.: Capricorn One full movie http://bit.ly/1pHbu9W (11:31pm)
Alan B.: That goddamned Clambake trailer http://bit.ly/1pHbyGP (11:32pm)
Alan B.: I mean that beloved Clambake trailer (11:33pm)
Alan B.: If I had been Elvis I wouldn't have done drugs, I would have sawed my head off if I had to make those films. (11:34pm)
Sherilyn: By all accounts, Clambake was one of the movies that pushed him over the edge. http://bit.ly/1pHbXsJ (11:36pm)
Alan B.: Elvis Presley Van Halen Mash up - Burning Love http://bit.ly/1pHbYwJ (11:37pm)
Alan B.: Eminem feat. Elvis (Lose Yourself/Jailhouse Rock) Mashup http://bit.ly/1pHc0F5 (11:37pm)
Sherilyn: The National Archives' official online When Nixon Met Elvis exhibit: http://1.usa.gov/1pHc0F7 (11:37pm)
Alan B.: As an American, I'm pleased this happened. It makes me hate Nixon less, which is good for my soul. (11:38pm)
Alan B.: Elvis Presley - Hurt - X-Rated http://bit.ly/1pHcuLb (11:41pm)
Alan B.: ^^ this is awesome (11:42pm)
Alan B.: Elvis Presley Hits the Low Point of His Career in Baltimore (11:44pm)
Alan B.: http://bit.ly/1pHcRFz (11:44pm)
Sherilyn: HIs concert two days before resulted in my favorite Elvis bootleg, if only because of the title: http://bit.ly/1pHd2Ro (11:46pm)
Alan B.: Presley, paunchy and apparently pained, first did 30 minutes marked by anemic singing, a few stilted attempts at his patented gyrations, bewildering patter and awkward stage movements that included having an aide hand-hold his voice mike. (11:47pm)
Alan B.: I love that song. (11:48pm)
Alan B.: Hi, Karen Carpenter! (11:50pm)
Alan B.: elvis at the gates of heaven..stan lee cartoon http://bit.ly/1pHefbk (11:55pm)
Alan B.: ELVIS XXX: A PORN PARODY-official teaser http://bit.ly/1pHepj0 (11:56pm)
Alan B.: http://bit.ly/1pHeKSO (12:00am)
Alan B.: ^^ Elvis the Christmas Elf (12:00am)
Alan B.: Must bail, thanks for all the nice music. (12:04am)

Chaos theory is a field of study in mathematics, with applications in several disciplines including meteorology, sociology, physics, engineering, economics, biology, rendering long-term Radio Valencia practically impossible with current knowledge. this sensitive to initial conditions (a paradigm popularly referred to as the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND in numerical computation) yield widely diverging outcomes for such dynamical systems, theory was summarized by edward lorenz as follows: effect. small differences in initial conditions (such as those due to rounding errors and philosophy. chaos theory studies the behavior of dynamical systems that are highly happens even though these systems are deterministic, meaning that their future behavior predictable.this behavior is known as deterministic chaos, or simply chaos. the in other words, the deterministic nature of these systems does not make them is fully determined by their initial conditions, with no random elements like Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, Sherilyn Connelly or KrOB and Puzzling Evidence involved.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Logorrhea logorrhea logorrhea chirp chirp chirp.


Chatroom History
May 28, 2014 10:00pm - 3:30am

vj pussycat: hi (10:32pm)
vj pussycat: don't worry (10:51pm)
Karen Carpenter: thx (11:03pm)
Sesame Street alien: Only thing about Neil deGrasse Tyson is the way he GLIDES. (11:25pm)
Alan B.: Sorry, friends, the cell phone alarm was willing, but the flesh was weak. (12:36am)
Alan B.: I took a wrong turn at Albert Qirkey. (12:38am)
Alan B.: Unseen forces kept me sleeping. (12:38am)
Alan B.: Who remains? (12:40am)
Alan B.: Obilo Quinobly (12:40am)
Alan B.: This guy is talking about old stuff. (12:45am)
Alan B.: I look on in helpless sorrow at an empty chatterbox. (12:48am)
Alan B.: Government Lethal Chamber (12:48am)
vj pussycat: i'm here. just listening (12:51am)
Alan B.: Hi, vj. I like this. (12:54am)
Alan B.: Soylent Green - The Scene http://bit.ly/1owAdxy (12:57am)
Alan B.: I'd take the hot shot for the Spring movement of The Four Seasons and some nature films (12:58am)
Alan B.: Tee hee (1:06am)
Alan B.: Ah Dustin. . . (1:11am)
Alan B.: Eat KrOB's food and send $5 to Reading Rainbow, Karen. (1:12am)
Alan B.: This whole show wears the red shirt. (1:18am)
Alan B.: Podcast leader, standing by. (1:20am)
Alan B.: Have fun not yammering chaotically. (1:23am)
Alan B.: Boo. (1:24am)
Alan B.: This has been most pleasant. Like pure old-days non-commerical radio. (1:24am)
Alan B.: I failed technology. Cell phone was ignored. (1:25am)
Alan B.: Apparently, his mutant ability was finding flying rifle shells. (1:25am)
Alan B.: J.R. "Jack" Kennedy (1:26am)
Alan B.: Stang will find a way to keep flogging it. (1:26am)
Alan B.: Leave SubGenius alone! (1:26am)
Alan B.: Will I fail technology again by avoiding the Government Lethal Chamber? (1:29am)
Alan B.: I would hate to miss another Facebook gun control thread. (1:30am)
Alan B.: I bet grandpa was thinking, "Boy, those deer look delicious." (1:30am)
Alan B.: Next NHLG theme "Old And In The Way" (1:32am)
Alan B.: VJ, are you calling? Not me. (1:33am)
Alan B.: I try. (1:33am)
Alan B.: The Alan B. Effete Effect (1:34am)
Alan B.: Me and my five sympathy streams. (1:34am)
Alan B.: Mom always said don't stream in the house. (1:34am)
Alan B.: Go home and pack, Karen Carpenter. (1:35am)
Alan B.: I've played that goddamn song 10 times. (1:35am)
Alan B.: Southern English Rock. (1:36am)
Alan B.: Don't bother. (1:37am)
Alan B.: I just checked and there are still DEVO tickets for Chicago. (1:39am)
Alan B.: Friar Tuck (1:39am)
Alan B.: Now with Bikram Butt Stench (1:40am)
Alan B.: Thanks for show, KrOB, I go sleep now. (1:43am)
Agent Aslan: 56745735674546345637 (2:18am)

Carnival. Such a simple concept... of, uh... what? What the gosh darn it is Carnival anway? According to your laptop, Carnival is a festive season which occurs immediately before Lent; the main events are usually during February. Uh, ok, but that would mean those Norwalk virus laden cruise boats should only sicken vacationing families right after New Years, while cable news reports vomiting souls on the high seas every week.

How about Carnivàle, that short-lived Dust Bowl era TV show with eerie supernatural undertones? Cancelled abruptly, without closure. HBO instead decided to spin a long, violent and disturbing tale about an imaginary world of ice zombies, boobs, terrible accents and boobs. Screw you, George R. R. R. R. R. R. Martin.

Ah, here it is! Carnaval, the annual street parade and festival in San Francisco, California on the last weekend in May, known for spectacular choreographed dancers and scantily clad beautiful women. A celebration of rebirth every spring. An opportunity to purchase churros, BBQ burritos, jerk everyting mahn, and wash it down with an ice cold plastic bottle of water, sold to you by a charming 7 year old girl for one American dollar. Somehow, for the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, Sherilyn, KrOB and Puzzling Evidence will cobble together a carnival-like atmosphere for your seasonal ritual of rebirth. Yeah, that's the ticket!

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Anyway you spell it, it's still NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND.


Chatroom History
May 21, 2014 10:00pm - 3:30am

Alan B.: I always wanted to be a carny. (10:01pm)
Alan B.: A. Carney http://bit.ly/1jWGACn (10:03pm)
Alan B.: Undo theme. (10:10pm)
Alan B.: Shit sucks. http://bit.ly/1jWGACn (10:12pm)
Alan B.: This also sucks. http://nyti.ms/1jWHzlT (10:12pm)
Alan B.: Sucking up to Bob Marc is like fucking the write. (10:12pm)
Alan B.: writer. (10:13pm)
Alan B.: Worse radio http://bit.ly/1jWHTkD (10:15pm)
Alan B.: My favorite bad radio team, courtesy of Jay Mohr: Rape Kit and Crawl Space http://bit.ly/1jWI4MO (10:17pm)
Alan B.: Fuck your Gang of Porns. (10:18pm)
Alan B.: There is not nearly enough technical adjustment this week. (10:19pm)
Alan B.: Jesus Christ, you guys know some real assholes. (10:20pm)
Alan B.: Wait, I'm wrong. You guys know some real cunts. (10:21pm)
Alan B.: Darkest Nose Hair Lint Gland ever. (10:22pm)
Alan B.: Body Count is back, my negroes. (10:24pm)
Alan B.: Logorrhea After Brain Injury http://bit.ly/1jWIKSq (10:24pm)
Alan B.: Stay out! (10:24pm)
Alan B.: BODY COUNT - Talk S**t, Get Shot (Official Music Video) http://bit.ly/1jWITp8 (10:25pm)
Alan B.: You logorrheic tranny wannabes are far too interesting for Ann Arbor. (10:26pm)
Alan B.: Pete's wall http://bit.ly/1jWJcQC (10:28pm)
Alan B.: Oh, shit, here we go. (10:28pm)
Alan B.: The letter F and the numeral Truck. (10:29pm)
Alan B.: This is all going to be so awkward at the Radio Valencia Benefit. (10:30pm)
Alan B.: KrOB, I love that pic of Paris Hilton so much. http://bit.ly/1jWJB5G (10:32pm)
Alan B.: The LEM cannot travel slower than 55,000 mph. (10:33pm)
Alan B.: I was confused, but we midwesterners are slow. (10:33pm)
Alan B.: I am touched, but I'm also outside the in joke. (10:33pm)
Alan B.: IT'S MY TURN TO SCREAM THE LOUD FUNNY WORDS. (10:34pm)
Alan B.: I feel: Audio Book http://bit.ly/1jWK5sB (10:35pm)
Alan B.: I like Pete's wall. It is made of attractive rectangular stuff. (10:36pm)
Alan B.: Goddamn, Sherilyn, if I didn't do that very thing. (10:37pm)
Alan B.: February 1979 ABC Saturday Night Promo Love Boat & Fantasy http://bit.ly/1jWKQSm (10:37pm)
Alan B.: http://bit.ly/1jWMd3u (10:40pm)
Alan B.: Boy, will the SEO manager be confused when he sees this referer: http://bit.ly/1jWN0Bt (10:41pm)
Alan B.: I can't even get to SF, much less buy a cruise. (10:41pm)
Alan B.: There are two fans, there's VJ Pussycat. And Kat Herding. (10:42pm)
Alan B.: But you are only allowed one at at time. (10:42pm)
Alan B.: This show is missing the Bob Marc Effect. His channel that doesn't have enough gain is missed. (10:43pm)
Alan B.: Who wrote this fucking letter?! (10:44pm)
Alan B.: Can I get Chronos to say, "Sucks times infinity like puce schlag on a sausage fest?" (10:45pm)
Alan B.: 45 minutes through burning tunnels. (10:46pm)
Alan B.: Google translate: Spanish: Chupa veces infinito como schlag puce en un festival de la salchicha (10:52pm)
Alan B.: German: Sucks mal unendlich wie puce schlag auf einer Wurst Fest (10:53pm)
Alan B.: Hmong: Tsis zoo sij hawm infinity zoo li puce schlag rau ib tug hnyuv ntxwm Fest (10:53pm)
Alan B.: Hindi: %u090F%u0915 %u0938%u0949%u0938%u0947%u091C %u0909%u0924%u094D%u0938%u0935 %u092A%u0930 %u0917%u0939%u0930%u093E %u092D%u0942%u0930%u093E %u0930%u0902%u0917 schlag %u0910%u0938%u0947 %u0938%u092E%u092F %u0905%u0928%u0902%u0924 %u092C%u0947%u0915%u093E%u0930 (10:53pm)
Alan B.: This Chatterbox is not Unicode friendly. (10:55pm)
Alan B.: Irish: Sucks amanna Infinity cosúil schlag puce ar fest ispíní (10:55pm)
Alan B.: Czech: Sucks krát nekone%u010Dno jako puce Schlaga na uzeniny fest (10:55pm)
Alan B.: Hey, seriously, did you guys have show while Hal was pounding on the door? Is it podcasted somewhere? (10:56pm)
Alan B.: Turkish: Bir sosis fest puce schlag gibi sonsuz kere berbat (10:57pm)
Alan B.: Dutch: Zuigt tijden oneindigheid zoals puce schlag op een worst fest (10:58pm)
Alan B.: HOTEL INDIA FOXTROT (10:59pm)
Alan B.: WE SAID FUCK YOU, MAN! (11:00pm)
Sesame Street alien: "%u0412%u0456%u0434%u0441%u0442%u04 56%u0439 %u0440%u0430%u0437 %u043D%u0435%u0441%u043A%u0456%u043D %u0447%u0435%u043D%u043D%u043E%u0441 %u0442%u0456 %u044F%u043A P%u016Bce %u0448%u043B%u0430%u0433%u0430 %u043D%u0430 %u043A%u043E%u0432%u0431%u0430%u0441 %u0438 %u0444%u0435%u0441%u0442%u0438%u0432 %u0430%u043B%u0456" (11:02pm)
Alan B.: yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip (11:02pm)
Sesame Street alien: indeed it doesn't like Unicode. The hell's the matter with Chatbox? (11:02pm)
Alan B.: brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring! (11:02pm)
Alan B.: I actually think that prevents SQL injection exploits. (11:03pm)
Sesame Street alien: "Hút l%u1EA7n vô c%u1EF1c nh%u01B0 màu nâu schlag trên m%u1ED9t liên hoan xúc xích:" (11:03pm)
Alan B.: "Krob and Pete yammering, but the content was namedrops Sherilyn and other banal stuff." (11:04pm)
Alan B.: Norwegian: "Krob og Pete yammering, men innholdet var namedrops Sherilyn og andre banale ting." (11:05pm)
Alan B.: Basque: "Krob eta Pete yammering, baina edukia zen namedrops sherilyn eta beste hutsal gauzak." (11:05pm)
Sesame Street alien: Oh, the best: "Quod digerat temporum infinitum, sicut in pultem Jehovah puce schlag." (11:06pm)
Alan B.: Galacian: "Krob e Pete yammering, pero o contido era namedrops Sherilyn e outras cousas banais." (11:06pm)
Alan B.: Javanese: "Krob lan Pete yammering, nanging isi ana namedrops Sherilyn lan banal kuwi." (11:06pm)
Sesame Street alien: JEHOVAH PUCE SCHLAG (11:06pm)
Alan B.: Latin! SSA, you win. (11:07pm)
Alan B.: I'm fuckin' smart. (11:07pm)
Sesame Street alien: Strictly speaking, German would have a single word for "puce schlag on a sausage fest". (11:07pm)
Sesame Street alien: And maybe add a "-lichkeit" or something on the end for a word expressing "like p.s.o.a.s.f.". (11:08pm)
Alan B.: Fuck that guy, then ban him. (11:09pm)
Alan B.: Any blowfish? (11:10pm)
Alan B.: "We have to generate more." Karen Carpenter, you are the greatest. I just split a gut laughing." (11:11pm)
Alan B.: I'm actually grooving to the Natalie Merchant. She got me through freshman Spanish, don't ask how. (11:13pm)
Sherilyn: There's no shame in that at all. (11:14pm)
Alan B.: You also have to hit your quarter hour maintenace and not ID the station going into spot breaks. (11:17pm)
Alan B.: Are you guys building cume, or what? (11:17pm)
Alan B.: Have you considered an Animal Stories segment? (11:18pm)
Alan B.: Twenty Ways To Increase Your Cume http://bit.ly/1lTTsw3 (11:19pm)
Alan B.: What you need is a jingle package: http://bit.ly/1lTTJPl (11:20pm)
Alan B.: My Radio Jingle Collection stations K. X. http://bit.ly/1lTTS5n (11:20pm)
Alan B.: It%u2019s impossible to lure new people into your Radio lair unless you give them a darned good reason to try your station. (11:22pm)
Alan B.: "The old-fashioned %u2018Tell-A-Friend%u2019 campaign has always worked for us, (11:23pm)
Alan B.: Our spots feature a woman who we call %u2018Jan,%u2019 " he says. "She%u2019s a perfect reflection of our core listener. (11:23pm)
Alan B.: The theory of the %u2018$1,000 Cash Winners%u2019 Weekend%u2019 campaign is to get as many stickers out as fast as possible so there%u2019s an immediate visible and visual impact on the market, (11:23pm)
Alan B.: For the first one we did, KFOG sent someone Roller-blading on the Great Wall of China. (11:24pm)
Alan B.: We use a concept that I call %u2018Tune-In Cards,%u2019 which are handed out at big festivals or remotes on weekends, (11:25pm)
Alan B.: Still hiere. (11:26pm)
Alan B.: David Cross: http://bit.ly/1lTUVSQ (11:27pm)
Alan B.: Picts! (11:30pm)
Alan B.: Those jingles are building your cume! (11:31pm)
Alan B.: HOW do I hear this show?! (11:34pm)
Alan B.: Turn on (11:35pm)
Alan B.: tune in (11:35pm)
Alan B.: drop out. (11:35pm)
Alan B.: Logorrhea, cha cha cha. (11:38pm)
Alan B.: Hi, Dr. Hal! (11:38pm)
Alan B.: Now, play nice! (11:38pm)
Alan B.: Yeah, suckah pad! (11:44pm)
Alan B.: I once looked up that expression. (11:48pm)
Sesame Street alien: sighed the old petard, dying of being shot by a fucking cannon (11:49pm)
Alan B.: Hal is mostly correct. http://bit.ly/1lU00KQ (11:49pm)
Sherilyn: NEVER SAY THAT AGAIN, ALAN. (11:50pm)
Alan B.: That is the source of Hal's vast charm. (11:50pm)
Alan B.: I would of course never directly challenge the veracity of any answer. (11:51pm)
Alan B.: Karen, I'm afraid that we must fuck you because you can't take a joke. (11:52pm)
Alan B.: Doesn't he have a brand of sausage? (11:52pm)
Alan B.: Achtung, Adolph! (11:54pm)
Alan B.: It is a sickness. (11:55pm)
Alan B.: My condolences, Hal. (11:58pm)
Alan B.: I love this accordian piece. Does it have a name? (12:01am)
Alan B.: Is that a puce schlag scrote? (12:03am)
Alan B.: Good night, all. (12:10am)

Imagine a world where every word ever written, every picture ever painted, every soul ever damned to eternal torment, and every film ever shot can be viewed instantly in your home via an "information superhighway:" a high-capacity digital communications network that drives straight through all nine circles of the Inferno, all the way from Limbo through Alta Vista and CNET straight to Treachery. Abandon all hope, ye who join Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, and Sherilyn Connelly (with profligates KrOB and Puzzling Evidence) on a ride through the ones and zeros of Paradise Lost. Wanna cyber? Tonight, we download in Hell. Can't be more FINAL BROADCAST than that.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Better to reign on Friendster than serve on Facebook.


Chatroom History
May 14, 2014 10:00pm - 4:30am

Sesame Street alien: though it doesn't seem to be updating (10:13pm)
Sesame Street alien: wait, there it does (10:14pm)
vj pussycat: the website is not woeking either (10:51pm)
vj pussycat: it was working for rapido (10:51pm)
vj pussycat: me too karen (10:51pm)

Radio Valencia Continued Remedial Adult Education Equivalency Course #2: SAFETY.

It has come to the attention of the Administration that some students have not been applying important lessons from the most basic high school courses, i.e. those which address issues of personal safety. The courses which you missed or slept through are Health and Personal Hygiene, Wood / Metal Shop Safety and Driver's Education. These courses are particularly special, as they have given up every pretense of logical instruction based on rational self-interest, instead resorting to educating by terror: going blind, mutilations, blood loss, incurable infections and certain death. Why did they wait until you were a senior?

Tonight for the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, instructors Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, and Sherilyn Connelly, with Teaching Assistants KrOB and Puzzling Evidence, will guide you through unsafe sex, forgetting to wear your safety goggles and teenage drunk driving in the rain with bald tires.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Shit gets real.

Chatroom History
May 7, 2014 10:00pm - 2:30am

Alan B.: Elvis Costello Dust 2 http://bit.ly/SCdtiC (10:15pm)
Alan B.: Hello, ladies and germs. (10:16pm)
Alan B.: Not only is Dr. Fiasco prominently featured on the RV website, but he is on the audio promos running on RoboDJ (10:19pm)
Alan B.: Will there be Spy Emerson's Fuck Truck in this episode? (10:21pm)
Alan B.: Nice podcast ya got here. Be a shame if it had a horrible traffic accident. (10:22pm)
Alan B.: Something in the mix is making a horrible high-frequency squeal which disappears when someone talks on the mic. (10:23pm)
Alan B.: Disappears (10:24pm)
Alan B.: Factually inaccurate (10:24pm)
vj pussycat: sounds fine here (10:25pm)
vj pussycat: hi y'all (10:25pm)
Alan B.: It is better now. (10:25pm)
Alan B.: Hi, VJ Pussycat! (10:25pm)
Alan B.: Thanks, technicians! (10:25pm)
Sherilyn: Also, we're not allowed to talk about that one thing you mentioned, Alan. (10:26pm)
vj pussycat: you did? i didn't hear that (10:26pm)
Sherilyn: NOT ALLOWED, I say! (10:26pm)
Alan B.: Squeals or promos? (10:26pm)
Alan B.: Or Fuck Trucks? (10:26pm)
Sherilyn: NOT ALLOWED!1!11!!!!1 (10:26pm)
Alan B.: The magic word. (10:27pm)
Alan B.: I promise to never mention the fuck truck. (10:27pm)
vj pussycat: what can't we talk about? (10:27pm)
Alan B.: Doh! (10:27pm)
vj pussycat: we can't say fuck truck? (10:27pm)
Alan B.: STOP SAYING FUCK TRUCK!!11 (10:28pm)
Alan B.: Sorry for raising my voice. (10:28pm)
vj pussycat: why can't we say fuck truck? (10:29pm)
Alan B.: I wonder if Chronos could say F--- T----. (10:29pm)
Alan B.: VJ, the answer is NOT in this banned video: http://bit.ly/SCfnzu (10:30pm)
Alan B.: Sounds lovely. (10:30pm)
vj pussycat: ok, i will not watch the banned video that does not have the answer (10:30pm)
Alan B.: Wonderful! (10:31pm)
Alan B.: Don't look at this, either http://on.fb.me/SCfwD3 (10:31pm)
Alan B.: I'm excited about this show theme, by the way. (10:32pm)
vj pussycat: ok i wont, but i'm not done not watching the other one (10:33pm)
Alan B.: I think we should hear DEVO sing about Ohio. We need to teach college kids not to pop off about our police actions. (10:33pm)
Alan B.: For their safety. (10:33pm)
Alan B.: The Ohio National Guard killed my dog, Snuggles. (10:35pm)
Alan B.: Thanks, Karen. (10:38pm)
Alan B.: Texting and Driving, It Can Wait -- AT&T Commercial http://bit.ly/SCgAHc (10:39pm)
vj pussycat: WHAT?! (10:40pm)
Alan B.: Texting While Driving Auto Accidents Firm Branded :30 TV Commercial http://bit.ly/SCgGPb (10:40pm)
Alan B.: You can say f---y but I can't say F--- T----? (10:41pm)
vj pussycat: right?!! (10:41pm)
vj pussycat: that's ist (10:41pm)
Alan B.: Rod Stewart - Mandolin wind (live).avi http://bit.ly/SCgU8J (10:42pm)
vj pussycat: fennel greed doesn't pay (10:42pm)
Alan B.: Speaking of f---y. (10:42pm)
vj pussycat: moral of this story: (10:43pm)
vj pussycat: don't eat at bob marc's if he has an excessive mount of bloody (10:43pm)
Alan B.: You can actually hear this one: http://bit.ly/SCh93H (10:43pm)
vj pussycat: bandaids (10:44pm)
Alan B.: It's all protien. (10:44pm)
Alan B.: protein? (10:44pm)
Alan B.: Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades. (10:45pm)
Alan B.: SLOW RAM! (10:45pm)
Alan B.: No sound work necessary. (10:46pm)
Alan B.: Next: Ram played 800 percent slower. (10:48pm)
Alan B.: Pete is the new Don Rickles. (10:51pm)
Alan B.: JUAN RAPIDO IS NOT IN THE FUCK TRUCK. (10:51pm)
vj pussycat: DONT SAY THAT (10:52pm)
Alan B.: And now, time for some Jim Steinman: Pandora's Box - Safe Sex http://bit.ly/SCi6sV (10:53pm)
Alan B.: Caldecott Tunnel Fire http://bit.ly/SCi9VD (10:53pm)
Alan B.: Anatomy of a disaster: The 1982 Caldecott Tunnel fire that killed seven http://bit.ly/SCiiIA (10:54pm)
Alan B.: Car Catches Fire In Caldecott Tunnel - YouTube http://bit.ly/SCipE4 (10:55pm)
Alan B.: Decoding Disaster - Accident Fire St Gotthard Tunnel 2001 Switzerland http://bit.ly/SCizLE (10:56pm)
Alan B.: Hee hee. (11:00pm)
Alan B.: Fuck that guy. (11:00pm)
Alan B.: The tiles and grout on the walls of the tunnel were damaged and spalled by intense heat all the way to the entrance portal, 1,720 ft away (520 m). Over the first 750 ft (230 m) east of the fire site, there was spalling of the concrete false ceiling and of the concrete walls behind the tiles. Spalling stopped at the steel reinforcement bars, approximately 3 in (7.6 cm) below the concrete surface. (11:01pm)
Alan B.: What's that, I'm reading about tunnel fires. (11:06pm)
Alan B.: How-To: Create Your Own Snail Habitat | MAKE: Craft http://bit.ly/SCjUC1 (11:06pm)
Alan B.: My son has a gecko now. His habitat cost more than mine. (11:07pm)
Alan B.: http://bit.ly/SCkorP (11:09pm)
Alan B.: I'm sorry, I love this stupid song. (11:09pm)
Alan B.: Don't day f---y fuck truck midget! (11:10pm)
Alan B.: Otay, Pank! (11:10pm)
Alan B.: He was there for Dr. Hal last Friday, hmmmmm. (11:11pm)
Alan B.: Hmmmmm. We're speaking in pronouns, now. (11:12pm)
Alan B.: Is this about the A-- D-. H-- S---? (11:13pm)
Alan B.: http://bit.ly/SCmBU9 (11:20pm)
Alan B.: Cape comics have crawled up their own ass. (11:22pm)
Alan B.: Duck and cover! (11:26pm)
Alan B.: The Top 16 Anti-Gay Activists Caught Being Gay http://bit.ly/SCows5 (11:27pm)
Alan B.: Sexual Predator Warning Signs http://bit.ly/SCoEI1 (11:28pm)
Alan B.: "The typical sexual predator is very immature in his or her understanding of intimacy. It is like they really want closeness, but they lack the skills to feel satisfaction and trust. These feelings of frustration erupt into anger many times, and it is in this stage that the individual can become dangerous. Their acts are desperate. (11:28pm)
Alan B.: Refusal to take responsibility for actions and blames others or circumstances for failures A sense of entitlement Low self-esteem Need for power and control Lack of empathy Inability to form intimate relationships with adults History of abuse Troubled childhood Deviant sexual behavior and attitudes (11:29pm)
Alan B.: This show took a sharp turn. (11:33pm)
Alan B.: Glen or Glenda? (11:34pm)
Alan B.: I love clueless undergrads. (11:36pm)
Alan B.: Ahhh, the French. (11:37pm)
Alan B.: Ralph was sick. (11:37pm)
Alan B.: I love this Pinky and the Brain bit. (11:43pm)
Alan B.: Sherilyn, that is an excellent find. (11:45pm)
Alan B.: Is this canon? http://bit.ly/SCrbSl (11:47pm)
Sherilyn: Thanks. It's been one of my most favorite things for a long time. (11:48pm)
Alan B.: Longer Carrie Fisher Star Wars Audition http://bit.ly/SCrlt7 (11:49pm)
Alan B.: In the depths of your ignorance, what is it that you want?! (11:51pm)
Alan B.: Yes, punk is Dad. My daughter listens to The Ramones and just shakes her head. (11:51pm)
Alan B.: So, really no Puzzling Evidence afterparty? (11:52pm)
Listen: to youyr heart, there, Alam B. (11:54pm)
The Audience: Does your mother know? (11:54pm)
The Story Tellers: HHUUURRRRRRRY UUPP!! (11:55pm)
Alan B.: Like The Batman, my mother is DEAAAAAAAD! (11:55pm)
The Story Tellers: Batman (11:55pm)
The Story Tellers: So that's what the B is for? (11:55pm)
Alan B.: na na an an na na na na Batman! (11:56pm)
Alan B.: Yes. (11:56pm)
Alan B.: Alan Batman. (11:56pm)
God: Thank me (11:56pm)
God: The Story Tellers? (11:57pm)
God: Now. (11:57pm)
Alan B.: Puzzling Story Tellers. (11:57pm)
Alan B.: Nighty night! (11:58pm)
The Story Tellers: we appeal to you, oh God Of Radioo......Now There are stealing Hal's Closing! (11:58pm)
Alan B.: I know, right? The Hurting of Hal never ceases. (11:58pm)
I thinlk pizzling: everdunce is not far away.. (11:58pm)
Alan B.: He's peeling himself off the beluga foreskin as we type. (11:58pm)
type: , you're not mime (12:00am)
Stop: that Noose Fair Glint KLand (12:01am)
Alan B.: Frozen song is best song. (12:01am)
The Jets: ,cooling on the ways (12:01am)
Show: on a stick (12:02am)
The Story Smellers: We're on Now (12:02am)
Alan B.: Chocolate dipped show. (12:02am)
The Show: starts nows (12:02am)
Alan B.: Short show. (12:04am)
Alan B.: S'allright. (12:06am)
Alan B.: Thanks, Bob Marc! (12:07am)
Alan B.: You guys are okay, I don't care what they say. (12:07am)

Prerequisites: Physics for Poets, and/or a demonstrated lack of understanding of the difference between gender identity and sexual orientation.

Description: An introduction to clinical, scientific, and philosophical of studies of human sexuality. Emphasis on contemporary research, modern medical and sexological understanding, and psychological and phenomenological insights into human sexual experience and behavior. Topics surveyed include sexual and psychosexual development, sexual health and disease, romantic love and sexual desire, and sexual variations. This course is offered as the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, SRP 450, ADH 301, and DHT 224. Students may not repeat the course under an alternate prefix.

Instructors: Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, and Sherilyn Connelly, with Teaching Assistants KrOB and Puzzling Evidence.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Because even in 2014 San Francisco, some people don't get it.

Chatroom History
April 30, 2014 10:00pm - 4:30am

Alan B.: A special two-hour NHLG. (10:00pm)
Alan B.: Whitey on the moon is a cis male. (10:02pm)
Alan B.: Oh, shit, they went there, straight out the box. (10:02pm)
Alan B.: Say, penis! (10:04pm)
Alan B.: Robbing peter to pay prick. (10:04pm)
Alan B.: What is inside the female penis? (10:08pm)
Alan B.: The comedy stylings of Wet and Sticky. (10:11pm)
dj deadhair: sticky theme tonight! (10:11pm)
Alan B.: No jacking off in the living room. (10:14pm)
Alan B.: J--- R----- expects serious business. (10:15pm)
Alan B.: Never say "no." (10:16pm)
Alan B.: Give me a time, a situation, and a developmentally disabled teen masturbating. (10:17pm)
Alan B.: Hee hee hee (10:17pm)
Alan B.: This theme is disturbing and therefore excellent. (10:17pm)
Alan B.: I join Bob Marc in cringing. (10:20pm)
Alan B.: Breast racing! (10:21pm)
Alan B.: We can help the developmentally disabled to keep fucking that chicken. (10:24pm)
Alan B.: Helping the developmentally disabled to love the accordian. (10:29pm)
Alan B.: Hee heee (10:31pm)
Sherilyn: The most useful page on the internet: http://bit.ly/1b668bM"Weird_Al"_Ya nkovic_polka_medleys (10:31pm)
Alan B.: ^^ (10:33pm)
Alan B.: Is rough anal sex safe? (10:40pm)
Alan B.: The vagina will take a bowling ball. (10:40pm)
Alan B.: How To Have Anal Sex For The First Time http://bit.ly/R2rDIu (10:41pm)
Alan B.: Help!! My boyfriend doesn't like anal sex! http://bit.ly/R2rJ2Y (10:41pm)
Alan B.: Ask me a question and I'll reply, cottaging cottaging cottaging pie. (10:43pm)
Alan B.: The men's vaginas are impervious to dirt. (10:46pm)
Alan B.: Fallopian Tuvanthroat singers (10:48pm)
Alan B.: http://on.fb.me/1kkOHJI (10:50pm)
Alan B.: Did Elvis ever run at the head of a long line of costars to the tune of Hackey Sax? (10:55pm)
Alan B.: Venereal Disease Covers the Earth http://bit.ly/1kkQ8b2 (10:57pm)
Alan B.: Hee hee (10:57pm)
Alan B.: That's fuckin' awesome (11:00pm)
Alan B.: We said fuck you, we're having sex, man!~ (11:02pm)
Alan B.: Me too, Sherilyn!! (11:03pm)
Alan B.: %u2018There Was Nothing Else Like It%u2019: Jon Stewart on His Days As a Bartender at New Jersey%u2019s Greatest Punk Club http://vult.re/1kkRnXQ (11:04pm)
Alan B.: Watch Butthole Surfers' Gibby Haynes Discuss Book About City Gardens on "The Daily Show" http://bit.ly/1kkRvGL (11:04pm)
Alan B.: I'm pleased to be the smallest part of show. (11:05pm)
Alan B.: Oh, no! That's crazy. (11:05pm)
Alan B.: Venom - Live At City Gardens, NJ. CLASSIC. http://bit.ly/Nd2rgq (11:06pm)
Alan B.: There was one? (11:06pm)
Alan B.: YEAH! We can still love The Pet Shop Boys AND Melvins! (11:08pm)
dj deadhair: SOFT CELL ! (11:08pm)
dj deadhair: oh, ok. (11:08pm)
Alan B.: AND SOFT CELL! (11:08pm)
Longlivemyhair: and coft sell! (11:08pm)
Longlivemyhair: Oh NO! OHNOOOO!!! (11:09pm)
Alan B.: THEMelvins dot NET?! What the actual FUCK, John Hagen-Brenner?! http://bit.ly/1kkSqH6 (11:09pm)
Alan B.: When I'm old I'm going to wake-and-bake and have Melvins hair. (11:10pm)
Alan B.: All discussions of gender and orientation resemble land mines to me. (11:11pm)
Alan B.: Or mine fields, even. (11:12pm)
Alan B.: My favoriate Pet Shop Boys song: http://bit.ly/1jTLbaZ (11:13pm)
Alan B.: My favorite Billy Bragg song -- happy May Day! http://bit.ly/1kkTzyE (11:16pm)
Alan B.: Jocelyn Elders got totally fucked over. (11:19pm)
dj deadhair: because sharks. (11:27pm)
Alan B.: Well, this show has cured me. I don't ever want sex again. (11:29pm)
Alan B.: Alan B. (11:45pm)
Alan B.: Okay, back, Comcast rebooted its router. (11:45pm)

Buy, buy, buy, buy a bond, and by and by, the bonds you buy will bring you victory. Buy, buy, buy, buy a bond, and you'll be standing by the victory arch when Juan Rapido comes marching home again.

The FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND is no time to say you've done enough. This is the time to really do your stuff. And even if you can't be a soldier in the ranks like Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, and Sherilyn Connelly, you can be the person that helps supply the guns and planes and tanks.

This is the time for you to do your best. This is no time for you to take a rest. The enemy is reeling and his morale is low, so now's the time to fall in line and deal the final blow.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Buy a bond... or some raffle tickets.

Chatroom History
April 23, 2014 10:00pm - 4:30am

Alan B.: Mystery show. (10:01pm)
Alan B.: Gary U.S. Bonds : Quarter To Three ( 1961 ) http://bit.ly/1nHTDfa (10:02pm)
Alan B.: Show theme: (10:04pm)
Alan B.: Bonded for Life (10:04pm)
Alan B.: Bugs Bunny: Any Bonds Today (Full Version) (W/ Lyrics) http://bit.ly/1nHTVTl (10:05pm)
Alan B.: Bing Sings "Buy Buy Bonds" http://bit.ly/1nHTYhW (10:06pm)
Alan B.: No, seriously, what's the show theme? (10:07pm)
Alan B.: Hi, Sherilyn! (10:08pm)
Alan B.: Hi, KrOB! (10:08pm)
Alan B.: Hi, Marc! (10:08pm)
Alan B.: Hi, Karen! (10:09pm)
Alan B.: ... or kill KrOB! (10:09pm)
Alan B.: When you invite me to your show on Facebook, can _I_ fly to San Francisco and sit on the beluga foreskin couch? (10:13pm)
Alan B.: Those are love taps. (10:15pm)
Alan B.: Oh, I'm aware. (10:15pm)
Alan B.: It never does to meet radio folks. They are introverts who like attention. AWK-ward. (10:16pm)
Alan B.: That's hilarious. (10:17pm)
Alan B.: Oh, are you fundraising? I would give you some, (10:19pm)
Alan B.: but I already gave it all to Hal. (10:19pm)
Alan B.: Test (10:22pm)
Alan B.: His name is Schicklgruber! (10:25pm)
Alan B.: When will these bonds mature? (10:27pm)
Alan B.: John and Mary Schicklgruber. (10:28pm)
Alan B.: Hitler Never Really Was Schicklgruber http://nyti.ms/1nHVosP (10:28pm)
Alan B.: Remember when we praised and supported Labor, instead of shitting on it? (10:30pm)
Alan B.: Taps for Booper. (10:30pm)
Alan B.: Yeah! (10:31pm)
Alan B.: "Are you buying a 1999 Saturn?" "No! That would be silly." (10:31pm)
Alan B.: "I'm buying a 2002 Saturn." (10:32pm)
Alan B.: I LOL'd (10:32pm)
Sherilyn: You're welcome! (10:32pm)
Alan B.: Karen, what kind of van do you have for your business? If that's not personal. (10:32pm)
Alan B.: 87.9 MHz (10:32pm)
Alan B.: Sure. (10:33pm)
Alan B.: Nice. (10:33pm)
Alan B.: NO SHIT! GM fucking can't stop getting rid of good vehicles. (10:33pm)
Alan B.: It might be time to shop for a new vehicle. (10:34pm)
Alan B.: I had a 1990 Astro Van, with the truck body frame. I stupidly sold it for $200 because I couldn't put baby seats in the back. (10:35pm)
Alan B.: I miss that stupid car. (10:35pm)
Alan B.: http://on.fb.me/1nHVZuD (10:37pm)
Alan B.: ^^^ Always good to have a guy who can spin planets backwards selling government securities, instead of tearing Tojo's head off. (10:38pm)
Alan B.: Fuck Superman, Batman and Robin. (10:39pm)
Alan B.: I would love an Old Time Radio edition of NHLG. (10:40pm)
Alan B.: I love that Bob Hope "Thanks for the Memories" theme. (10:42pm)
Alan B.: Free Hadrons Best Hadrons (10:42pm)
Alan B.: COPA is what I get for being a fatass, I mean he gets for being a fatass (10:44pm)
Alan B.: I love and loathe Bob Hope in equal measure. Intensely. (10:47pm)
Alan B.: I didn't want to be too stalkerish on your page, Sherilyn, but I agree. (10:48pm)
Alan B.: That magical realism fella. (10:49pm)
Sherilyn: QUIT BEING A STALKER, ALAN!!!! (10:50pm)
Alan B.: I know, right?! (10:51pm)
Alan B.: LBJ's Bunghole Needs Room! http://bit.ly/1nqsGzq (10:57pm)
Alan B.: KRONOS (11:00pm)
Alan B.: Just splice GL- and -AND together. (11:01pm)
Alan B.: Yeah, guys! (11:01pm)
Alan B.: What the fuck with the war bonds? (11:01pm)
Alan B.: You mean mid-40s (11:02pm)
Alan B.: But I agree. (11:02pm)
Alan B.: Making 'Mercia free for balding, white male entertainers. (11:03pm)
Alan B.: Are we having Puzzling Evidence extra innings this morning? (11:05pm)
Alan B.: Rapeman - 'Two Nuns And a Pack Mule' Full Album HD) http://bit.ly/1nqtuEv (11:06pm)
Alan B.: It is a catchy fucking song. (11:07pm)
Alan B.: Disney's Frozen "Let It Go" Sequence Performed by Idina Menzel http://bit.ly/1nqtJiP (11:08pm)
Alan B.: ^^^ Please play in three browser tabs. (11:08pm)
Alan B.: Sounds great! (11:10pm)
Alan B.: Putting the cock back in cacophany. (11:11pm)
Alan B.: cacophony (11:11pm)
Alan B.: That's it, I'm buying a goddamn raffle ticket. (11:12pm)
Raffle Ticket: Take ME!!!! (11:12pm)
Alan B.: Frozen - Let It Go (Japanese Version) %u3010Lyrics/Romaji/Trans%u3011 http://bit.ly/1nqurga (11:14pm)
Alan B.: We're Bringing The War Back Home Lyrics http://bit.ly/1nqv8pM (11:20pm)
Alan B.: Firesign Theatre - How can you be . . . Bringing the War Back Home http://bit.ly/1nqvjRK (11:22pm)
Alan B.: Sorry, I'm an idiot. It's at 22:13 (11:32pm)
Alan B.: http://bit.ly/1nqwoZU (11:33pm)
Alan B.: ^^^ That one works. (11:33pm)
Alan B.: John Fast (11:33pm)
Alan B.: NEVER VISIT SHOW (11:35pm)
Alan B.: http://bit.ly/1nqwQHr (11:36pm)
Alan B.: 1941 Theme FTW (11:46pm)
Alan B.: He's not allowed! (11:50pm)
Alan B.: NOT INVITED! (11:50pm)
Alan B.: Of course, he is an elder statesman and welcome in all shows. (11:50pm)
Alan B.: Hi, Dr. Hal! (11:50pm)
Alan B.: The National Tantrum. (11:58pm)
Alan B.: And now, I leave you in peace. Thanks for playing "Let It Go" too much. (11:58pm)
Alan B.: Our long, national nightmare is over. (11:59pm)
Alan B.: Okay, I'm going to stick around for 20 minutes or so of Pete and Hal schmooze. (12:02am)

Chatroom History
April 16, 2014 10:00pm - 4:30am

Alan B.: Hello, Whitey on the Moon, do you read me? (10:01pm)
Alan B.: I would just like to take this moment to announce that I replaced the igniter on my clothes dryer tonight. Go me! (10:02pm)
Alan B.: Viva Brazil! (10:03pm)
Alan B.: More gain for Bob Marc, please. (10:03pm)
LUCY!: hidey-ho nosehairs!!! whiteys on the whaaaaaat???? (10:06pm)
Alan B.: Maytag Dryer Model LDG5910AAL Igniter Parts http://bit.ly/1h5OLel (10:07pm)
Alan B.: Trolling is a art. (10:09pm)
Alan B.: 87.9 MHz (10:12pm)
Alan B.: Hi, Dr. Hal! (10:12pm)
Alan B.: Hi, The Adversary! (10:12pm)
Alan B.: FINALLY!! (10:12pm)
Alan B.: Did Juan have a stroke? (10:14pm)
Alan B.: Dammit Pete! (10:14pm)
Alan B.: Quickdraw McGraw's sidekick was Baba Booey http://bit.ly/1h5PxIu (10:15pm)
Alan B.: VH1 Classic is digging through pop culture collectibles with hosts Gary Dell'Abate and Jon Hein. to find out what they're really worth. "For What It's Worth" explores the intricate world of music and pop culture memorabilia, and the mind of "The Collector." (10:16pm)
Alan B.: Howard Stern was the man. (10:17pm)
Alan B.: Huginn and Muninn http://bit.ly/1h5PBYC (10:17pm)
Alan B.: Thank God Dr. Hal is there or this show would be 100 percent animation misinformatin. (10:18pm)
Alan B.: http://bit.ly/14bSelPHb_quickdraw_ph oto_01_md.jpg (10:18pm)
Alan B.: Shoot. (10:19pm)
Alan B.: The Censored Eleven WB cartoons http://bit.ly/1h5PMmG (10:19pm)
Sesame Street alien: Russian Rhapsody features the Stalin mask. (10:20pm)
Alan B.: Censored Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies Guide http://bit.ly/1h5PTil (10:20pm)
Alan B.: Perhaps the best Warner Bros. cartoon ever, directed by Bob Clampett -- Coal Black and de Sebben Dwarfs http://bit.ly/1h5PWut (10:21pm)
Alan B.: Russian Rhapsody (1944) http://bit.ly/1h5Q4tM (10:22pm)
Alan B.: The Absent-Minded Professor http://bit.ly/1h5Q7Wy (10:23pm)
Alan B.: My wife refuses to watch black & white. (10:23pm)
Alan B.: Son of Flubber -- indeed in color http://bit.ly/1h5QkZX (10:25pm)
Alan B.: FINALLY!! (10:25pm)
Alan B.: WTF Dr. Fiasco. (10:26pm)
Alan B.: The worst made-for-TV movie ever: Fuck-o and the Polish Scientist (10:27pm)
Alan B.: Falstaff (Chimes At Midnight) http://bit.ly/1h5Qz7a (10:28pm)
Alan B.: How about Laurel and Hardy in Babes in Toyland? http://bit.ly/1h5QIYo (10:31pm)
Alan B.: Hey, that's her. (10:31pm)
Alan B.: THAT'S AMAZING! (10:34pm)
Alan B.: Pete, you should show her Martin Scorsese's Hugo. http://bit.ly/1h5RfJJ%28film%29 (10:37pm)
Alan B.: http://bit.ly/1h5RfJJ(film) (10:37pm)
Alan B.: Shoot. (10:38pm)
Alan B.: My pleasure! (10:40pm)
Alan B.: Everyone reading this needs to donate to Radio Valencia. (10:41pm)
Alan B.: Films for families: The top 50 movies to watch as a family http://bit.ly/1h5RHb7 (10:42pm)
Alan B.: Miracle on 34th Street (1947) (10:42pm)
Alan B.: Pee-Wee's Big Adventure (1985) (10:43pm)
Alan B.: Freaky Friday (1976) (10:43pm)
Alan B.: Bright Eyes (1934) The original child superstar, Shirley Temple was never better than in this prototypical Temple-esque tale of a curly-haired orphan trying to live with her kindly pilot godfather. To watch the moppet perform "On the Good Ship Lollipop" is to witness onscreen precociousness at its finest. Rated PG. (10:44pm)
Alan B.: The 7th Voyage of Sinbad (1958) (10:44pm)
Alan B.: Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971) (10:45pm)
Alan B.: Mary Poppins (1964) (10:45pm)
Alan B.: Kiki's Delivery Service (1989) (10:45pm)
Alan B.: The Sound of Music (1965) (10:45pm)
Alan B.: The Red Balloon (1956) (10:46pm)
Alan B.: My Neighbor Totoro (1988) (10:46pm)
Alan B.: The Wizard of Oz (1939) (10:46pm)
Alan B.: Thanks for playing Strummer/Clash stuff, Bob Marc (10:47pm)
Alan B.: Dr. Fiasco FINALLY rescues NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND. (10:47pm)
Alan B.: Is Sherilyn well? Or just carless. :( (10:49pm)
Alan B.: Did Pete install a Hadron vent? (10:51pm)
Alan B.: Did you just whistle to Puzzling Evidence? (10:53pm)
Sesame Street alien: "blood moon" only if you have diarrhea for blood (10:56pm)
Alan B.: Always hurting Hal's Hadrons. (10:56pm)
Alan B.: Time for a station ID and Kronos. (11:01pm)
Alan B.: Blow Power (11:02pm)
Alan B.: FINALLY!! (11:03pm)
vj pussycat: what about wizard of oz and of course willy wonka! (11:04pm)
Alan B.: Exactly. (11:05pm)
Alan B.: Gee, a newsreel AND a cartoon! (11:06pm)
Alan B.: I thought Pete was Jewish? (11:09pm)
Alan B.: Huh. (11:11pm)
Alan B.: Yeah, fuck that guy. (11:12pm)
Hitler: I'm waiting... (11:13pm)
Alan B.: The real answer is that no child needs to think about Hitler or the Problem of Evil until the child reaches The Age or Reason, about age 7. (11:15pm)
Alan B.: And then you rely upon their own discovery of their own mortality. Once they internalize that they and everyone they love will die some day, they have expanded their consciousness sufficiently to start on that really hard stuff. (11:16pm)
Alan B.: I know that religion isn't popular among some folks, but it is helpful to have a moral framework established somehow, some way, to serve as a hook for guys like Hitler. (11:17pm)
Alan B.: We hate Hilter because he broke THIS rule and THIS rule and THIS rule. (11:17pm)
Alan B.: Kids love rules. (11:17pm)
Rule the kids...: Ok? (11:18pm)
Alan B.: Watchmen (11:19pm)
Alan B.: Love and Rockets (11:19pm)
Alan B.: Yes, Tin Tin. (11:20pm)
Alan B.: They had a half-price sale and I bought the entire run of Love and Rockets. (11:20pm)
Alan B.: 1000 percent for Fables, excellent. (11:21pm)
Alan B.: Try out Fun Home by Alison Bechdel http://bit.ly/1tcUxVa (11:22pm)
Alan B.: Louis Riel by Chester Brown http://amzn.to/1tcUJnl (11:23pm)
Alan B.: Hey, my erection! (11:25pm)
Alan B.: From Hell http://amzn.to/1tcVbBW (11:26pm)
Alan B.: I can't hear Hal (11:26pm)
Alan B.: Whatever Happened to the World of Tomorrow? http://amzn.to/1tcVInx (11:29pm)
Alan B.: The Invisibles by Grant Morrison http://amzn.to/1tcVZa8 (11:31pm)
Alan B.: Transmetropolitan http://amzn.to/1tcW7WU (11:32pm)
Alan B.: I really like the R. Crumb and Aline Kominsky-Crumb colletion Drawn Together http://amzn.to/1tcWn8p (11:34pm)
Babymetal world rocks.: OK! (11:35pm)
Alan B.: Have you noticed that I haven't said Maus, yet? (11:35pm)
Alan B.: K-POP K-POP K-POP K-POP K-POP K-POP K-POP K-POP K-POP K-POP (11:35pm)
Alan B.: Fabulous Furry Freak Bros. http://amzn.to/1tcWL73 (11:37pm)
Alan B.: It is kinda goofy, but I've read all of Girl Genius: http://bit.ly/1tcXi91 (11:40pm)
Alan B.: K-POP K-POP K-POP K-POP K-POP K-POP K-POP K-POP K-POP K-POP (11:40pm)
noche: I love this track (11:41pm)
Alan B.: Jesus, even here with the Frozen song. (11:42pm)
Alan B.: No escape. (11:42pm)
Alan B.: Any comics fan should read The Amazing Adventures of Kavlier and Clay. (11:43pm)
Alan B.: Men of Tomorrow: Geeks, Gangsters, and the Birth of the Comic Book (11:46pm)
Alan B.: ^^^ Best book about the early comic book industry (11:46pm)
Alan B.: http://amzn.to/1tcY85z (11:46pm)
Alan B.: The Ten-Cent Plague: The Great Comic Book Scare And How It Changed America http://amzn.to/1tcYauh (11:47pm)
Alan B.: Hey, I need a new Maytag! With an igniter! (11:48pm)
Alan B.: I like the PE, tho. (11:48pm)
Alan B.: National Lampoon Television Show - Lemmings (1973) http://bit.ly/1tcYmtA (11:49pm)
Alan B.: How could I forget poor Harvey Pekar and American Splendor? (11:55pm)
Alan B.: Y: The Last Man by Brian K. Vaughan (11:56pm)
Alan B.: Well, it has been fun. (11:56pm)
Alan B.: Thanks, Dr. Fiasco! You FINALLY cleaned up this Agean stable. (11:56pm)
Alan B.: Oh, that crazy JFK and his calls for transparency. (12:01am)
Alan B.: I don't give a fuck abou an audience. (12:10am)
Alan B.: BIZZARRO DR HAL HATE POETRY! (12:12am)
Alan B.: So, is this the officially paid-for Puzzling Evidence show these days? (12:17am)
URSULA!!: ahh, the gorilla glue hand incident (12:44am)

When Ron Howard steals Sherilyn's 1999 Saturn, high-speed hijinks ensue! Ron Howard's funnier and faster, he's a high-speed disaster!

Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, and Sherilyn Connelly (along with pit crew KrOB, Puzzling Evidence, and the Real Don Steele) are in hot pursuit on FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND! See 93 cars destroyed in the most incredible chase ever filmed: Rolls Royce, Cadillac, Lincoln, Mercedes, Porsche, and 43 Screaming Street Machines! It slams you on a full-throttle ride you'll never forget!

It's a love story with cars. Also, it's a comedy...with car crashes. Ron wrestles his red-hot Rolls onto two wheels into a spectacular chickie-run with a whirlybird! You've never seen such goings-on!

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Having popped the clutch, we would now like to kindly ask the world to eat our dust.

Chatroom History
April 9, 2014 10:00pm - 4:30am

Serial tipper: They took the tip home. (10:24pm)
Alan B.: Oh, good, I didn't miss contractor talk. (10:47pm)
Alan B.: Grab your punch-down tool and tug. (10:48pm)
Alan B.: NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDS! (10:48pm)
Floyd: Boring, the only Secret Service agent to kill while on duy (10:50pm)
Alan B.: Video: How to Punch Down Cat5e/Cat6 http://bit.ly/1quLxqm (10:51pm)
Banjo: the only American instrument (10:52pm)
Alan B.: Comics: The only American art form (10:52pm)
No: Not even... (10:53pm)
Alan B.: Hi, Dr. Hal!! (10:53pm)
Positivland : Car Bomb (10:53pm)
Dr. Penny: Car 54 tipped over (10:54pm)
Alan B.: Rodolphe Topffer http://bit.ly/1sE41IM%C3%B6pffer (10:54pm)
Fenster: ,I'm; You're Dickens (10:54pm)
Alan B.: He'll never make it. (10:54pm)
Alan B.: Yeah!!!! (10:55pm)
Yawp: T, Mr. (10:55pm)
Alan B.: The NARD is silent. (10:55pm)
Alan B.: as Puzzling Evidence. (10:55pm)
Yawp: National AirBorne Radio Department (10:56pm)
Dr. Penny: Alanling Bvidence (10:57pm)
Alan B.: P'zl'g Ev'd'nce (10:57pm)
Alan B.: Mister Mxyzptlk: http://bit.ly/1quNnHw (10:58pm)
Dr. Penny: And then Puzzling Evidence found out that the three channels were a conspiracy. (10:58pm)
Alan B.: Hi, Dr. Penny! (10:58pm)
Dr. Penny: Hi Alan B.! (10:58pm)
Alan B.: Everyone in CHI-cuh-go is a dumbass who pronouncess it Chi-CAW-go. Including me. (10:59pm)
Alan B.: FUCKS COUNTY (10:59pm)
Alan B.: I'm a Bohunk! Sound off with your prejorative ethnic slang! (11:00pm)
Alan B.: David Mxyzptlk (11:01pm)
Alan B.: The SubGenius have only managed to kill "Bob." You have to kill more people than that to get a cool HQ. (11:02pm)
Dr. Penny: The rhythmic Mxyzptlk (11:03pm)
Dr. Penny: Dr. Fiasco shall peppie up the show. (11:05pm)
Alan B.: Has Wrong Rapido been harmed? (11:05pm)
Alan B.: You have to ram it in the Large Hadron Collector. (11:06pm)
Alan B.: Or is it Collider? And isn't that sub-atomic particle illegal? (11:06pm)
Sesame Street alien: mitosis (11:06pm)
Dr. Penny: It's being legalized everywhere. (11:07pm)
Dr. Penny: if not already, like cali and colerado (11:08pm)
Alan B.: The Rocky Horror Picture Show - Riff Raff - Hello http://bit.ly/1sE75Vl (11:08pm)
Alan B.: Behind the Corn Curtain, we have to lie about it bein' our med'cin. (11:09pm)
Alan B.: STOP HURTING JUAN! (11:09pm)
Alan B.: Oh, Sherilyn, I do feel badly for you. :( (11:10pm)
Alan B.: "Well, this is definately Lower Wacker Drive!" http://bit.ly/1quR682 (11:11pm)
Sherilyn: Thank you, Alan. I appreciate it. (11:11pm)
Alan B.: Get Hal to tell the Arizona toad hunt/squeezin' story again. (11:13pm)
Alan B.: That's a crime, if you don't buy your fishing license. (11:14pm)
Alan B.: I appreciate Dr. Hal mentioning that my question has been received. (11:15pm)
Alan B.: I LOVE COMIC BOOKS! (11:16pm)
Dr. Penny: Me too! (11:16pm)
Dr. Penny: I am so loving the latest Ms. Marvel series. (11:16pm)
Alan B.: Karen Carpenter should read this comix: Mickey Mouse Meets the Air Pirates Funnies http://bit.ly/1quSXd3 (11:18pm)
Alan B.: I will seek that out on your say-so, Dr. Penny. (11:18pm)
Alan B.: I like Love and Rockets, R. Crumb. (11:18pm)
Dr. Penny: Ooooh, Rocket Raccon is so great in the Guardians of the Galaxy title. I've not been impressed by the movie trailers that are out, though. (11:20pm)
Alan B.: I hope it isn't another Howard the Duck (11:22pm)
Alan B.: Keep fuckin' that chicken. (11:23pm)
Alan B.: Can't beat The World According to Garp for an epic car accident. (11:24pm)
Alan B.: Are you guys DJ Quackenbush yet? (11:25pm)
Dr. Penny: Ducking and weaving all around the wild west. (11:26pm)
Alan B.: Unafraid of Spoken Word (11:27pm)
Dr. Penny: Spoken, on the radio. (11:29pm)
Quake of The Bush: Joke Not about The Air Wavs You are without... (11:30pm)
Quake of The Bush: Holy Radio, BatMan...what is that show? (11:30pm)
Alan B.: Dawn comes up like thunder (11:33pm)
Dr. Penny: Karen tripped and couldn't get up. (11:33pm)
Alan B.: Let me tell you about the very rich. (11:35pm)
Alan B.: They are (11:35pm)
Alan B.: different (11:36pm)
Alan B.: from you and me. (11:36pm)
Quake of The Bush: Always havee been, always will be (11:36pm)
Alan B.: They possess and enjoy early, (11:36pm)
Alan B.: and it does something to them, (11:36pm)
Quake of The Bush: as we should, also (11:36pm)
Alan B.: makes them soft (11:36pm)
Logout: of the Ewhole eThing (11:36pm)
Alan B.: where we are hard, (11:36pm)
Alan B.: and cynical (11:37pm)
Alan B.: where we are trustful, (11:37pm)
Alan B.: in away that, (11:37pm)
Alan B.: unless you are born rich, (11:37pm)
Alan B.: it is very difficult to understand. (11:37pm)
Alan B.: They think, deep in their hearts, (11:37pm)
Alan B.: that they are better than we are (11:37pm)
Alan B.: because we had to discover the conpensations and refuges of life for ourselves. (11:38pm)
Dr. Penny: Hellooooo Nurse!!!!!!!!!!! (11:38pm)
Alan B.: Jodorowsky's Dune screenings: http://bit.ly/1huLuev (11:39pm)
Alan B.: MAPLE THEATER BLOOMFIELD HILLS MI 04/18/2014 (11:41pm)
Dr. Penny: What if it's in somewhere like Lake Tahoe? 30 minutes may not be eoungh. (11:42pm)
Alan B.: Karen Carpenter's back yard is full of dead campaign workers. (11:46pm)
Dr. Penny: Aunt Bertha vs. the Puzzling Evidence Werewolf. (11:47pm)
Alan B.: Karen Carpenter's back yard is full of guys who wouldn't look at his screen. (11:47pm)
Alan B.: I' (11:48pm)
Alan B.: I'll put $20 on Aunt Bertha. (11:48pm)
Aunt Bertha: Thank you, young wolf. (11:49pm)
Alan B.: Tin foil codpieces (11:49pm)
Dr. Penny: They didn't move as the BSG flighters flew in. (11:49pm)
Alan B.: Tin foil, also spelled tinfoil, is a thin foil made of tin. Actual tin foil was superseded by cheaper and more durable[citation needed] aluminium foil after World War II, although aluminium foil is still referred to as "tin foil" in many regions. (See also tin can.) (11:50pm)
Alan B.: http://bit.ly/1huMoYy (11:50pm)
Alan B.: Tin foil is stiffer than aluminium foil. (11:50pm)
Alan B.: Tin foil was used as a filling for tooth cavities prior to the 20th century. (11:51pm)
Alan B.: The first audio recordings on phonograph cylinders were made on tin foil. (11:51pm)
Alan B.: Tin was first replaced by aluminium starting in 1910, when the first aluminium foil rolling plant, %u201CDr. Lauber, Neher & Cie., Emmishofen.%u201D was opened in Kreuzlingen, Switzerland. (11:51pm)
Alan B.: My son loves Lemony Snicket stuff. (11:51pm)
Alan B.: Six minutes until DJ Quackenbush's Disco Spoken Word FunTemple (11:55pm)
Alan B.: Tune in every Wednesday for Karen Carpenter's External Validation. (11:57pm)
Alan B.: Band name: Dirty Orange Cones (11:57pm)
Alan B.: Three minutes until DJ Quackenbush's Rapidly Spinning Spoken Word JoyFest (11:58pm)
Alan B.: Dr. Octagon - Earth People http://bit.ly/1huNaVv (11:58pm)
Dr. Penny: Spinning rapidly around stuff. (11:58pm)
Aunt Bertha: More Stable. (11:59pm)
Alan B.: Bob Marc squeezes in The Minutemen! (12:00am)
Dr. Penny: Donning a tophat tin foil hat. (12:00am)
Alan B.: Frank Zappa - Who Needs the Peace Corps? http://bit.ly/1qkaaYx (12:00am)
Alan B.: Look out for Hadrons. (12:01am)
Dr. Penny: Tap dancing across the studio. (12:02am)
Alan B.: I don't know why people give Seth McFarlane shit, he's a hilarious writer. (12:03am)
Alan B.: H.L. "Bob" Mencken (12:03am)
Alan B.: When the music's over, turn out the light. (12:05am)
Alan B.: Red Sovine - Teddy Beear http://bit.ly/1huOoQr (12:09am)
Alan B.: This DJ Quackenbush is pretty good. (12:09am)
Alan B.: Thanks, K-Rob! (12:10am)
Alan B.: KrOB! (12:10am)
Alan B.: Okay, I win the Internets, time for bed. Have a wonderful show, Dr. Hal! (12:10am)
Alan B.: NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Able to ruin anything for ya. (12:11am)
Dr. Penny: G'night Alan B., nhlg, etc. (12:12am)
Karen Carpenter: i am the audience (1:57am)
Aunt Bertha: and blessed you are at that (2:05am)

Space: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its five-year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before. Starring Nicholas Cage as Captain James T. Kirk. John Cage as Vulcan Lt. Commander Spock. Music by Cage the Elephant.

Tonight's Episode... The Cage.

Screenplay by Karen Carpenter, Sherilyn Connelly, and Bob-Marc. Special Effects by KrOB. Extended Director's Cut by Puzzling Evidence. FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND included on the box DVD collection.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Completely original.


Chatroom History
April 2, 2014 9:00pm - 4:30am

NHLG: pre-NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND... waste of space (9:25pm)
NHLG: Ron Rapido will hate me for this one (9:41pm)
Kat Herding: you must be just what I needed (10:22pm)
Kat Herding: operators are standing by... (10:28pm)
Kat Herding: http://bit.ly/1k1wff6 (10:31pm)
Perfect Timing: Ummmmm, SPOILER?? (10:46pm)
Perfect Timing: Well, this isn't working... (10:47pm)
Perfect Timing: Ugh... Lag. (10:47pm)

It's hard to imagine any low power community radio station manager today watching Alejandro Jodorowsky's bizarre and formally experimental El Topo and The Holy Mountain who wouldn't think he would be the perfect candidate to host a big budget version of Radio Valencia's classic and original program NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND. So naturally that's exactly what's not happening tonight.

Now, granted, the similarities between the drug-fueled midnight movie craze of the early 1970s, and NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND in the mid-2010s are hard to miss, and the inescapable fact that Radio Valencia frequently promises an eclectic crew of collaborators (including Salvador Dali, Mick Jagger, Orson Welles, Pink Floyd, Jean 'Moebius' Giraud, H.R. Giger and Frank Chu), making such a collaboration virtually assured... however, unlike his oft-quoted statement that he never read "Dune" before tackling that project, Jodorowsky did listen to a podcast of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND and declared it "un-listenable, incomprehensible and utterly inane!", before firing his agent.

So we got Kurt Stenzel, creator of the soundtrack to Frank Pavich's new documentary, Jodorowsky's Dune, instead. Kurt will join Karen Carpenter, Sherilyn Connelly, Bob-Marc, Salvador Dali, Mick Jagger, Orson Welles, Pink Floyd, Jean 'Moebius' Giraud, and H.R. Giger for the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND. OK, we couldn't get Frank Chu, but Kurt Stenzel is the most famous person to come by since those two Norwegian TV stars, what were their names?

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: A Quixotic, depressing, un-inspirational and exhaustively futile attempt at radio that should never have been made.


Chatroom History
March 26, 2014 10:00pm - 1:30am

Alan B.: Jessica Flange. (10:00pm)
Alan B.: EL TOPO (1970) Trailer for Alejendro Jodorowsky's surreal symbolic western masterpiece http://bit.ly/1jNza6A (10:01pm)
Alan B.: Kurt Stenzel is the guest. http://on.fb.me/1jNzGkV (10:04pm)
Alan B.: Wall Street Journal: Film Clip: Jodorowsky's Dune: http://on.wsj.com/1jNA6b3#!E4CE0B09- CBBF-4D93-96AD-C36E5CC5AFC3 (10:05pm)
Alan B.: ^^^ http://bit.ly/1jNAuq9 (10:07pm)
Alan B.: Jodorowsky's Dune http://bit.ly/1jNALct%27s_Dune (10:08pm)
Alan B.: Pete is always ready to ask all the questions in the first 15 minutes of the two-hour show. (10:09pm)
Alan B.: Embarcadero Center Cinema http://bit.ly/1jNBBWB%28S%28pf4bmztl v1tflphboon0cg2f%29%29/Ticketing.asp x?TheatreID=224 (10:11pm)
Alan B.: ^^^ http://bit.ly/1jNBM4s (10:11pm)
Alan B.: Splooge all over that movie (10:12pm)
Alan B.: There is a Hebraic legend which says: "the Messiah will not be a man but one day: the day when all the human beings will be illuminated. (10:13pm)
Alan B.: "Kabbalistes speak about a conscience collective, cosmic, a species of méta-Universe. And here are what for me all the DUNE project was. (10:13pm)
Alan B.: ^^^ http://bit.ly/1jNCfn0 (10:13pm)
Alan B.: Jodorowsky's Dune Trailer http://bit.ly/1jNCJti (10:15pm)
Alan B.: Alejandro Jodorowsky http://bit.ly/1jND3sa (10:16pm)
Alan B.: Psychomagic: The Transformative Power of Shamanic Psychotherapy http://amzn.to/1jNDcf6 (10:17pm)
Alan B.: Stay away, Kat Herding! (10:17pm)
Alan B.: Turd, meet punchbowl. (10:18pm)
Alan B.: Healing Family Wounds: Alejandro Jodorowsky's New Masterpiece, "The Dance of Reality," His First Film in 23 Years http://huff.to/1jNDLFR (10:19pm)
Alan B.: Zeroboy.com http://bit.ly/1jNDQtc (10:19pm)
Alan B.: La Danza de la Realidad (The Dance of Reality) - Trailer - Alejandro http://bit.ly/1jNE43n (10:20pm)
Alan B.: Panic Movement http://bit.ly/1jNEZB3 (10:24pm)
Alan B.: Inspired by and named after the god Pan, and influenced by Luis Buñuel and Antonin Artaud's Theatre of Cruelty, the group concentrated on chaotic and surreal performance art, as a response to surrealism becoming mainstream. (10:24pm)
Alan B.: Brontis Jodorowsky on Playing His Grandfather in Dad Alejandro's 'The Dance of Reality' (Q&A) http://bit.ly/1jNFFq7 (10:26pm)
Alan B.: Dark Star http://bit.ly/1jNH3sy%28film%29 (10:33pm)
Alan B.: DJ 2000 People Defecating (10:37pm)
Alan B.: The Brown Noise: http://cart.mn/1jNIerW (10:39pm)
Alan B.: We love Dr. Hal, we hurt Dr. Hal. (10:40pm)
ggggggiger: With regard to Jodo identifying O'Bannon as "the guy" after watching Dark Star, I think he was intuiting O'Bannon's creative breadth and vision (10:41pm)
ggggggiger: He was less impressed by credentials (10:42pm)
ggggggiger: (2001 guy) (10:42pm)
ggggggiger: and more interested in O'Bannon's vision (10:43pm)
ggggggiger: and if you listen to the O'bannon interview (10:43pm)
Alan B.: You can hurt Dr. Hal at home! "Puzzling Evidence and the 101 Dwarves Extended Dance Mix" http://bit.ly/1jNK4t3 (10:44pm)
ggggggiger: where he describes his first meeting with Jodo, you understand that O'Bannoon was incredibly observant and attuned (10:45pm)
Alan B.: Sorry gggggggiger. But going by Dark Star, I could very much believe that. (10:47pm)
Alan B.: Dan O'Bannon on Jodorowsky's Dune http://bit.ly/1jNLfbU (10:48pm)
ggggggiger: great interview (10:48pm)
ggggggiger: according to director Frank pavich (10:48pm)
ggggggiger: the interview existed (10:49pm)
ggggggiger: on some obscure site (10:49pm)
Alan B.: Here's my acid story. In the morning, those goddamn birds would not stop singing. The end. (10:49pm)
ggggggiger: one of the film's editors found it and they used it (posthumously) for an important sequence (10:50pm)
ggggggiger: in Jodorowsky's Dune (10:50pm)
Alan B.: Talking about how Pink Floyd is over-rated, is over-rated. (10:51pm)
ggggggiger: haha (10:52pm)
Alan B.: That was the fastest NHLG hour I ever heard, bring this guy back. (10:52pm)
Alan B.: This acid story is making me cringe hard. (10:55pm)
ggggggiger: i loved it! (10:57pm)
Alan B.: It had a happy ending. (10:57pm)
ggggggiger: yeah, it's amazing how a strange dark trip can suddenly END (10:58pm)
ggggggiger: it seems like it will on indefinitely and then BAM (10:59pm)
Alan B.: There are visuals to this show, and tracers. (10:59pm)
ggggggiger: you're out (10:59pm)
ggggggiger: beautiful music here (11:00pm)
ggggggiger: this is frustrating (11:05pm)
ggggggiger: i can't hear (11:05pm)
Alan B.: Oh, my. (11:06pm)
ggggggiger: STIZZLE!! (11:06pm)
Alan B.: Here's the "L" train at Chicago's O'Hare Airport crashing into its station and up an escalator, to the tune of Yackety Sax: http://bit.ly/1jNQOqM (11:08pm)
Alan B.: Go home, K-Hole, you're drunk. (11:10pm)
Alan B.: I'm sorry, but "rudy bad beatle cover" is impossible to google. (11:15pm)
ggggggiger: who's k-hole? (11:19pm)
Alan B.: It was a joke about drugs. http://bit.ly/1jNUJUr (11:21pm)
Alan B.: DJ 80 Haldols Up The Butt (11:22pm)
Alan B.: DJ 100 Percent Trippy (11:25pm)
Alan B.: "Pete Goldie: 100 Percent Trippy" (11:26pm)
Alan B.: Kurt Stenzel needs to come back and bring music friends. (11:28pm)
Alan B.: ACHTUNG VERBOTEN LOW POWER INTERDIT (11:28pm)
Alan B.: "We're all Nazis at heart." -- Pete Goldie (11:31pm)
Alan B.: STOP HURTING HAL (11:38pm)
Alan B.: Multiwasting: http://bit.ly/1jO1zcD (11:45pm)
Alan B.: Nice goin' Kurt. (11:46pm)
Alan B.: Hurt Chicken John. (11:46pm)
Alan B.: I was watching TV and playing Mario Kart on my DS while updating Facebook on my laptop while talking on my cell phone. I was multiwasting. (11:46pm)
Alan B.: Low-gain for Bob-Marc, what the fuck? (11:47pm)
Zooptird: MULTIWASTING!!!!!!!!!!! (11:47pm)
Zooptird: brilliant (11:47pm)
Alan B.: Ed Dahl, also added much to this show. (11:47pm)
e801: BEYOND O MATIC!!!!!!!! (11:47pm)
e801: my face is melting! (11:48pm)
Zooptird: Mine too!!! (11:48pm)
Alan B.: After Singer's Death, Gwar Will Carry on With Gwar-B-Q http://rol.st/1jO2n1k (11:48pm)
e801: one small step for sf spacerock. one giant step for something else. (11:49pm)
e801: Captain Kurt and allyou RV freaks... Thanks for the time on here. (11:51pm)
e801: ED (11:51pm)
Alan B.: Maybe the best NHLG in a long time. And zero contractor talk. (11:52pm)
With All Due Respect: Last week's all-monkey NHLG is still the best ever. But this is damn close. (11:53pm)
Alan B.: I bow to this truth. (11:53pm)
Zooptird: go Gwar! so many talented people involved. (11:54pm)
Alan B.: That means that guy in Ann Arbor, MI (11:55pm)
e801: off the coast of perth (11:55pm)
Alan B.: I wish I was off the coast of Perth, it wouldn't be so fucking cols. (11:56pm)
Alan B.: cold. (11:56pm)
Alan B.: Okay, school tomorrow. Hugs and kisses. (11:56pm)
ggggggiger: gnite all (11:56pm)