If you love actors and especially actor's actors, don't you HATE HATE HATE how some of the greats are pigeonholed by derogatory term such as "character actor" in a "supporting role"? That's like ignoring the steel frame of a skyscraper, while sucking up to the douchebag that lives in the penthouse. And not even learning their names, but pointing at the screen and saying, "Hey, it's That Guy!". You people make NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND sick. That's why Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc and Sherilyn Connelly will devote the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND to tarnishing the career of M. Emmet Walsh, 'er, oops... I mean Ned Beatty, a remarkable, talented and living actor. Come on, they look alike.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: ... has a purty mouth.

Chatroom History
June 12, 2013 10:00pm - 2:30am

vj pussycat: Ned Kennedy (10:14pm)
vj pussycat: Ned turner (10:14pm)
vj pussycat: Ned danson (10:14pm)
vj pussycat: Ned clampitt (10:15pm)
vj pussycat: Ned flintstone (10:16pm)
Dr. Penny: Yay! I'm a glandy! (10:17pm)
vj pussycat: Ned asner (10:18pm)
vj pussycat: Ned foxx (10:18pm)
vj pussycat: Nedophile (10:19pm)
vj pussycat: Neddie nedder (10:20pm)
Dr. Penny: If I have a runny nose, it may prevent the build up of lint. (10:21pm)
vj pussycat: Ned zepplin (10:21pm)
vj pussycat: Ned knight (10:25pm)
vj pussycat: http://bit.ly/19taKgx (10:50pm)
Kat Herding: flogging your show, send $5. (10:55pm)
Missing Listener: Better dead than Ned (10:56pm)
Kat Herding: Eno (10:57pm)
Missing Listener: Which twin has the tony? (10:57pm)
noche: ch , needle head ned (10:57pm)
Missing Listener: Awesome chandelier (11:00pm)
vj pussycat: yea that is a nice chandelier (11:01pm)
Missing Listener: Rhymes with flay (11:01pm)
noche: Costco hors d'ouvers (11:01pm)
noche: classic (11:02pm)
Dr. Penny: nhlg is fb gold (11:02pm)
vj pussycat: 2nd time lou rawls came up today (11:02pm)
Missing Listener: Effects return like a boss (11:03pm)
Missing Listener: Goldie has 420 Facebook friends blaze it ! (11:04pm)
Missing Listener: MISTER LU-THOR! (11:09pm)
Missing Listener: Time for more construction talk. (11:13pm)
noche: He's no Charles Durning, fuck!2!@ (11:45pm)
noche: That was excited exhasturbation! (11:53pm)
sniffer: sounds lovely (11:53pm)
noche: http://n.pr/ZL50cB (11:53pm)
sniffer: need more people juice (11:54pm)
noche: Question though, how is it adventerous? (11:58pm)
noche: prison food (11:59pm)
noche: hasta semana (12:02am)
vj pussycat: Yay our birthday! (12:15am)
vj pussycat: i almost added grateful ned! (12:33am)
vj pussycat: i didn't because it would be grateful nead (12:35am)
splatterbeast666: happy birthday, RV (1:44am)

Two weeks after Dr. Fiasco retired, NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND is stronger than ever! And by "stronger," we mean that Karen Carpenter and Sherilyn Connelly will be elsewhere for the first hour of tonight's FINAL BROADCAST. So, enjoy Bob-Marc's solo punk-a-thon while Karen participates in the SF Cacophony Society's Slightly Less Exquisite Corpse at Stage Werx, and Sherilyn sneaks into a press screening of MAN OF STEEL with KrOB. All parties will converge at Radio Valencia whenever they get there, Karen no doubt talking about how he's totally involved with the SF Cacophony Society, while Sherilyn and KrOB will probably go on at length about how much better the movie would have been with Ned Beatty as a comically bumbling henchman.

All this and much less, on tonight's FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: The corpse of the beast that steely knives just can't kill.

Chatroom History
June 5, 2013 10:00pm - 3:30am

vj pussycat: sure thing jr! good show too, btw : ) (10:07pm)
vj pussycat: punk rock eh? (10:09pm)
vj pussycat: it's cool i was diggin it. let's fly some flannel! (10:16pm)
vj pussycat: i can hear you (10:24pm)
vj pussycat: gay (10:26pm)
Dr. Penny: Porn on wooden negatives. (11:31pm)
Up and not on: Random show (12:49am)
vj pussycat: marjoe gortner hahaha (1:03am)

So the powerful King Rob (the late Dr.Fiasco) went hunting for a creative outlet, but he ended up fatally bored listening to John Hell's show. The magical world of Westeros (played by Radio Valencia) was thrown into civil war, much like that time before the Great Fundraiser of 2012, when Jamie Lannister (handsome Juan Rapido), got his nickname "Kingslayer" by telling The Despot Leader (Chicken John) to consume a satchel of male organs. His charming and creative "nephew" Joffrey (played to character by Karen Carpenter) assumes control of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND and the fighting between the Lannisters, Baratheons, Greyjoys, Starks, Tyrells becomes harder to follow than a meth-addled D&D session.

Lonely bastard Jon Snow (played by lonely bastard Bob-Marc) finally got a real job up north and even got a girlfriend, but had to put up with her sassy crap all they way back to his mother's house in Winterfell (played by Windsor, CA). Meanwhile, Daenerys Targaryen (understudy Sherilyn Connelly) learns Dothraki for Dummies, overpowers all challengers merely thorough wardrobe changes, while slowly but steadily accumulating wealth and power like an Amway Seminar come true.

Oh yeah, and Shae (played by the beguiling KrOB) skillfully demonstrates the difference between being a prostitute and playing a prostitute (about $100,000 per scene).

THE FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND is COMING!

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: This will teach HBO to never skip a week.

Chatroom History
May 29, 2013 10:00pm - 4:30am

TAFKACB: Game Of Thrones!!!! (10:01pm)
sparklesparkle: i had to log out 'bobmarc' again, ahem (10:06pm)
TAFKACB: I thought this was supposed to be a Game of Thrones show? (10:12pm)
sparklesparkle: 'arielle' makes it sound so glamorous (10:13pm)
TAFKACB: Slow Motion Party Jam!!! (10:19pm)
sparklesparkle: he HATE hated it?? (10:24pm)
sparklesparkle: more is more! (10:25pm)
vj pussycat: I'm listening (10:35pm)
sparklesparkle: RIP (10:45pm)
vj pussycat: that's my birthday!! (10:53pm)
vj pussycat: yes that's right! (10:54pm)
vj pussycat: Two days after (10:55pm)
vj pussycat: I think Elvis died on the 17th? (10:55pm)
vj pussycat: ewww we share bday with ben affuck (10:58pm)
Dr. Penny: Giant Lay's Barbq'd Chips, sound like it might be a sexual position. (11:44pm)
Dr. Penny: Puzlg Evidc needs to perhaps accecllrte his particles to catch up. (12:01am)

Dr. Fiasco quits and takes a nap, not necessarily in that order.

Chatroom History
May 22, 2013 10:00pm - 1:30am

Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: Eden Abez wrote "Nature Boy" (10:37pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: Hello! (10:38pm)
vj pussycat: hey mrs doctor! (10:39pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: He was a Freegan, meaning he lived off of what he could find for free. (10:39pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: Hey VJ! (10:39pm)
Dr. Penny: Dr. Fiasco could sleep in til noon everyday and begin his happy hour at noon, too! (10:42pm)
Dr. Penny: It's Dr. Fiasco's final broadcast --- which means he'll be back next week! :D (11:08pm)
Dr. Penny: Yes, I love the Mission Martian, but everyone loves Dr. Fiasco!!!!!!! (11:10pm)
Dr. Penny: Dr. Fiasco finally tells us what the storytellers will be reading, again! (11:13pm)
Dr. Penny: Karen Carpenter and BobMarc finally take Dr. Fiasco to the bottom of the Mariana's Trench, and then they bring him back up!!!!!! (11:16pm)
Curmudge: Hmmm (11:18pm)
Dr. Penny: Dr. Fiasco retires to the beluga skin couch dreaming of bacon wrapped hot dogs and hadron colliders. (11:22pm)
Dr. Penny: Dr. Fiasco wakes up from his dream to a clean anal douch. (11:23pm)
Dr. Penny: Dr. Hal!!!!!!!!!! :D (11:26pm)
Dr. Penny: Dr. Hal magically shows up after Dr. Fiasco wakes up from his dream on the couch! (11:27pm)
Dr. Penny: The storytellers must have quite the tale to tell. (11:28pm)
Dr. Penny: Live from Fiasco Towers!!!!!!!! (11:43pm)
Dr. Penny: The crying baby, the burping, the sounds of the home sweet vacation home, piped echoing into Radio Valencia. (11:45pm)
Dr. Penny: Dr. Fiasco fries an egg on his stove and whips it up in the hadron collider. (11:47pm)
Dr. Penny: Dr. Fiasco slices avacados in the kitchen all to improve his daughter's sleek gorilla coat! (11:51pm)
Dr. Penny: Time control in Fiasco Towers brings him live across the ages, Karen at the space controls beams Fiasco across the vast distances into the Nose Hair Lint Gland studios!!!!!!! (11:54pm)
Dr. Penny: All while Dr. Fiasco dozes off into retirement inebriation. (11:57pm)
Dr. Penny: Here in his final broadcast he rests easy knowing that next week is, yes, another week. (11:59pm)
Dr. Penny: A shining spectre of vacationing slack while his nhlg microphone oinks to the fiddle of knobs. (12:03am)

Tonight's show stars Ira Glass, Philip Glass, and Google Glass... isn't it obvious? The jaded sophisticates Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc and Dr. Fiasco will devote the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND to the 2 people and one consumer object that most appropriately all end in ass.

Consider today's stiff competition for Lame Public Display of Lameity. Lameness that the wearer mistakes for awesomeness. There is no end to sparkling monuments to lameness, like:

- putting any Philip Glass mp3 on eternal loop.
- leaving your BRC DPW sticker on your truck year round.
- drunk eating a bacon-wrapped hot dog at 2am
- wasting a perfect Saturday afternoon listening to This American Life.
- bar-hopping Valencia on a Segway.

and now...

- wearing Google goggles while pretending to be a human. Honestly, when they finally release Google Glass, a selling point will be "How Much Is It Worth To You To Say 'I Will Never Give You My Undivided Attention'?". Just clearly say "BROWSER".

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: And yes, we will do the Philip Glass knock-knock joke.

Chatroom History
May 15, 2013 10:00pm - 1:30am

vj pussycat: you were wasted bobmarc (10:06pm)
vj pussycat: it was amusing (10:06pm)
Dr. Penny: If you adjust your google glasses, everyone might appear in french maid outfits. (10:10pm)
Chichen John: eat a bag of dicks (10:32pm)
TAFKACB: An entire bag? (10:33pm)
Chichen John: i'll even buy them for you (10:33pm)
Chichen John: i bought enough fake vomit with radio valencia money (10:34pm)
Chichen John: when are you guys going to play something good? (10:34pm)
TAFKACB: GlassMadness (10:34pm)
Chichen John: I owned you bastards (10:35pm)
Chichen John: or, that is, Aunt Ieleen did (10:35pm)
Chichen John: I could do your show in my sleep (10:36pm)
Dr. Penny: or might you really be doing it in your google glasses???? (10:37pm)
Chichen John: i invented Google Glasses (10:38pm)
Dr. Penny: As you pulled the glasses out of your butt, how many dicks did you pull out with it? (10:40pm)
Chichen John: I pulled out no less than three GG Allen microphones (10:41pm)
Dr. Penny: and those mics were as crystal clear as a ringing wine glass! (10:42pm)
Chichen John: you haven't seen these mics (10:43pm)
Dr. Penny: They just fiddle the nobs at the beginning of every episode and everything sounds perfect. (10:44pm)
Dr. Penny: Ira looking through google glasses at the bottom of the Marianas Trench, like reading tea leaves. (10:48pm)
bobmarc: I'm such a hipster. (11:42pm)
bobmarc: :hipsster (11:42pm)
vj pussycat: monster magnet!! (11:44pm)
bobmarc: it's actually you! (11:50pm)
Dr. Penny: It can be so relaxing... your google glasses can read you a story. Ahhhh. (11:53pm)
vj pussycat: what happened to karen? (12:02am)
bobmarc: you left it logged in!!!!!! (12:02am)
bobmarc: YES !!!!! (12:02am)
bobmarc: I blew it because I was , like, #dreaming (12:03am)
ther real bob-marc: Oh that'll teach me (12:09am)
ther real bob-marc: that "nap" was helpful. (12:10am)

It was the 80's, they were young and hell bent on testing the limits of acceptable behavior in mainstream society.

No, not Menudo.

We are talking about the Cacophony Society. What were those Cacophony people doing anyway? Well, they were kinda like Club Med organizers, but with a lower budget and more opportunities for interaction with law enforcement.

It turns out that veteran Cacophonists Kevin Evans, Carrie Galbraith and John Law have written a book about it. It is called Tales of the San Francisco Cacophony Society. With lots of pictures. And short sentences. In large type. So that even you can read it.

Their new book is being billed as The Prequel to That Other Thing That Came Later, except that the Cacophony Society cost a lot less and wasn't better last year.

In tonight's FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc and Dr. Fiasco interrogate authors JOHN LAW and CARRIE GALBRAITH about the book, doze through their old-timey Cacophony stories and suggest the correct method for reading the works of Hakim Bey.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: You may already be a listener!

Chatroom History
May 8, 2013 10:00pm - 2:30am

zu: The Gland Hair Nose Lint! (10:10pm)
radio silence: silence sucks (10:12pm)
radio silence: this sucks, im out (10:16pm)
Magic Kristian: just keep talking (10:20pm)
Magic Kristian: What was the major difference betweent the Suicide Club and the SFCS (10:20pm)
Magic Kristian: sounds like a listener drive. (10:37pm)
Los Angels Cacophony was awesome!: yep (11:13pm)
Magic Kristian: hi LACS (11:14pm)
malderor: this caller sounds illogical. (11:32pm)
Magic Kristian: waddup malderor (11:34pm)
malderor: so, seriously, the castro theater event is unrelated to the actual book launch? (11:37pm)
Cory: steely dan 4 lief (11:38pm)
hello?: hello? (11:39pm)
hello?: Hello? (11:39pm)
hello?: HELL-O? (11:39pm)
hello?: hello? (11:39pm)
Magic Kristian: hi (11:39pm)
Magic Kristian: hello (11:39pm)
hello?: hello. (11:39pm)
hello?: hello? (11:39pm)
Magic Kristian: I like buses (11:39pm)
hello?: HEELOOO (11:39pm)
hello?: I RIDE BUSSES (11:40pm)
hello?: GET OFF MY SHORT BUS (11:40pm)
hello?: HELLO? (11:40pm)
hello?: HELLO? (11:40pm)
hello?: H (11:40pm)
hello?: E (11:40pm)
hello?: L (11:40pm)
hello?: L (11:40pm)
hello?: O (11:40pm)
hello?: ? (11:40pm)
Magic Kristian: malderor- that's what they said. it's not mentioned on the official site (11:41pm)
zu: you guys act all different with a lady around- its cute (11:41pm)
hello?: hello! (11:41pm)
Cory: Who is the goucho? (11:41pm)
hello?: GET OFF MY HELLO BUS NOW!!! (11:41pm)
hello?: GET OFF MY HELLO BUS NOW OR I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL (11:41pm)
hello?: BLORP!!! (11:42pm)
zu: queef (11:42pm)
Cory: http://bit.ly/11UuGBN (11:42pm)
zu: if it were only karen this would be some straight KPFA (11:42pm)
hello?: HELLO? (11:44pm)
hello?: HELLO? (11:44pm)
hello?: are you my bus? (11:44pm)
Magic Kristian: Borg9 (11:44pm)
zu: fuggin jumped the gun again MARC (11:44pm)
Magic Kristian: dirt raves for everyone (11:46pm)
hello?: hello? (11:51pm)
The Story Tellers: We're reday (11:58pm)
Magic Kristian: http://bit.ly/11Uwzyj%20worlds/image s/a-blacrok6.jpg (12:02am)
Lap Dance: give it back (12:04am)
hello?: hello? (12:07am)
hello?: hello? (12:07am)
hello?: hello? (12:07am)
vj pussycat: dead air (12:16am)
vj pussycat: i'm listening (12:50am)
vj pussycat: hahaha (12:56am)
vj pussycat: LOL (12:57am)

Ah yes, this is the day when corporate CEO's make their Blackwater security detail work overtime, when North Korean dictators get to live their wet dreams of long, hard, throbbing ICBM's paraded in broad daylight on the main drag of Pyongyang. And unions feel a bit like Sting, in that they used to rock back in the day, but they've gone all Jackson Browne a long time ago.

And so in this FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc and newly returned Dr. Fiasco will bravely stare into the distant horizon in that Socialist Realist way that looks so good in radio while fighting the good fight for the working masses of the world.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Where class struggle means a brawl in 5th grade.

Chatroom History
May 1, 2013 10:00pm - 4:30am

alanbenard: Nose Hair Lint Gland! I'm gonna be a wreck tomorrow, up far too late. Hellow from Ann Arbor, Flyover land uber alles! (10:04pm)
alanbenard: Commies! (10:11pm)
alanbenard: The white race is a historically constructed social formation. It consists of all those who partake of the privileges of the white skin in this society. Its most wretched members share a status higher, in certain respects, than that of the most exalted persons excluded from it, in return for which they give their support to a system that degrades them. (10:17pm)
alanbenard: which they give their support to a system that degrades them. (10:17pm)
alanbenard: The key to solving the social problems of our age is to abolish the white race, which means no more and no less than abolishing the privileges of the white skin. Until that task is accomplished, even partial reform will prove elusive, because white influence permeates every issue, domestic and foreign, in US society. (10:18pm)
alanbenard: and foreign, in US society. (10:18pm)
alanbenard: http://bit.ly/131Ew7M//www.racetrait or.org/ (10:18pm)
vj pussycat: welcome back dr fiasco! sorry about your cable : ( (10:20pm)
vj pussycat: that's a stones lyric (10:21pm)
vj pussycat: shattered shattered (10:22pm)
alanbenard: Important favela narrative. (10:23pm)
alanbenard: New mic sounds solid. (10:27pm)
vj pussycat: she thought that was our stuff (10:29pm)
alanbenard: I don't want to kill a lot of people but Victoria Jackson is on the list. (10:30pm)
vj pussycat: she's all jesus and right wing batty nuts now (10:30pm)
vj pussycat: there goes your diet fiasco (10:32pm)
alanbenard: So you're playing Gang of Four, naturally. (10:34pm)
vj pussycat: cry baby (11:15pm)
vj pussycat: your show is not working (11:58pm)
vj pussycat: oh yea, it is now (12:07am)
Dr. Penny: Booty camps, where they learn to knit baby booties. (1:44am)
Dr. Penny: Bacon wrapped Nabi.... Yum. (1:52am)
Dr. Penny: Lick it, lick it good. Lick this pussy just like you should. (1:54am)
Dr. Penny: Soaring over the show, the fake wind, the scent if the orchard injected into the air. (2:02am)
Dr. Penny: Plugged into the pod. (2:03am)
ballSFunky: Show...so good (2:11am)
ballSFunky: Can't tell if this is "Live" or recycled...was that Hal? (2:16am)
ballSFunky: Puz TRON!!! (2:40am)

Four bloated weeks of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND have passed since the Storytellers took a powder, and you should know how uncomfortable the word "bloated" makes Karen Carpenter feel. Indeed, 16 hours of podcasts have already been jammed into the Radio Valencia server farm, and for what purpose? Don't strain yourself, it's a rhetorical question.

So station co-owner Ron Rapido (Juan Rapido's slightly less evil cousin) looked over his domain and declared, "Either you pay for the purloined after-midnight air time, or I'm going to book another sex advice show!". That was enough, in fact, more than enough encouragement for Karen and Bob-Marc to schedule à prix fixe two hour FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND. Well, it was long over due while it lasted.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Next week - THE RETURN OF THE BASTARD (Dr. Fiasco Edition).

Chatroom History
April 24, 2013 10:00pm - 4:30am

Dr. Penny: Batman and Superman are both British actors, too. (10:14pm)
Dr. Penny: No, the very latest actors. (10:29pm)
vj pussycat: hey I'm here too! (10:29pm)
vj pussycat: I am! greetings from patchouliville! (10:33pm)
vj pussycat: squeal like a hippie (10:34pm)
vj pussycat: that reminds me of my first date (10:37pm)
vj pussycat: that's right Karen (10:48pm)
Dr. Penny: That's why so many folks simply stop listening. When are you finally start behaving yourself Karen?! (10:49pm)
Dr. Penny: Puz channels krob, krob channels chicken (11:10pm)

It seems like Pablo hasn't been outside for ages, but today he has a medical checkup. After confirming with his doctor that a little fun won't hurt him, NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND decided to give Pablo a Whirlwind Wednesday in the Mission. Beginning at sunrise, Pablo will join several of his compatriots standing at the corner of Folsom and 26th with a pail full of drywall tools. After 6 hours of invigorating interaction with fellow workers of the world, Pablo will recite "Veinte Poemas de Amor y Una Canción Desesperada" at the taco truck outside Karen Carpenter's home. Then more drywall sanding. For a change in the afternoon, Pablo will carry Bob-Marc's tools up 5 flights while Bob-Marc texts his girlfriend. By mid-afternoon, Pablo is thoroughly politicized and ready to meet the faux-Libertarian tech workers as they disembark from the 78 Google buses. His brief and quixotic appointment by the daughter of Salvador Allende as Consul General in the Mission (which he will someday recall as "the noblest Mission I have ever undertaken"), is a clear violation of international law with power limited to handing out 10% off coupons for Puerto Allegro. In the early evening, while clutching a copy of "Full Woman, Fleshly Apple, Hot Moon", Pablo crashes the Women's Inner Mission Displaced Persons of Color Poetry Slam, but is not permitted near the mike due to his gender, age and lack of tattoos.


By late evening, Pablo is again employed driving the limo that picks up Karen, Bob-Marc and exiled Miamian Sean Kelly, who not only speaks Cuban but is a "fellow traveler". Whisking them to the palatial Radio Valencia studio, the renowned Chilean poet waits patiently in the limo as the talent delivers the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, then home again. What a fine and Nobel day out!


NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Boy, is Dr. Fiasco going to be sorry he missed this one, or what?!

Chatroom History
April 17, 2013 10:00pm - 4:30am

Ferrara: hey I'm listening, if you're counting Ferrara (10:18pm)
Never Mind: all your shows are me (10:19pm)
Ferrara: SEX CELS, esp wheh hosted by a female, yes (10:19pm)
Ferrara: thats the name of the show debuts next week (10:19pm)
Pirate Car: Leave me out of this (10:20pm)
Ferrara: too late sweetie, you're smack dab in the thick of it (10:26pm)
Listener Pic: now there's your typical NHLG listener... (10:31pm)
Ferrara: METAL MACHINE MUSIC ! ! ! (10:33pm)
Pirate Car: Mental mataine busey! (10:34pm)
Ferrara: ARE YOU HUNG UP? (10:34pm)
Pirate Car: And back away from the phone... (10:35pm)
Ferrara: gary kellgren sotto voce (10:35pm)
Pirate Car: Rim Job (10:36pm)
Jim Bob: Jim Bob's Rim Jobs, at your service! (10:37pm)
Pirate Car: two Rim Job Brews, Bro! (10:40pm)
Jim Bob: Audrey Horne (10:40pm)
Karen Carpenter: we endorse this disappointing chatbox content. (11:11pm)
vj pussycat: hi y'all. just tuning in. sounds goooooood (11:40pm)
vj pussycat: weird just the way I like it (11:42pm)
vj pussycat: some days it's impossible to get rid of a bomb (11:44pm)
vj pussycat: no that's not right. some days you just can't get rid of a bomb (11:46pm)
vj pussycat: damn I didn't know James Franco was involved (12:10am)
vj pussycat: I don't even listen to that grateful dead show (12:11am)
vj pussycat: hey a fertilizer plant blew up in Texas (12:11am)
vj pussycat: ooh love a good sea bass (12:12am)
vj pussycat: C (12:16am)
vj pussycat: don't forget to take your shoes off (12:27am)
Dr. Penny: nhlg tells dr. hal show stories (12:52am)
Dr. Penny: It's the coffee's fault. (1:29am)

The greatest inspiration to British punk rock has succumbed to dotage. Reliable sources say she has joined the greatest inspiration to American punk rock in the lowest circle of punk hell, the sump pump in the basement of CBGBs. That's right, the Baroness and the Gipper, Perfect Together!

The restraining order prohibiting NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND from broadcasting any more tributes to dead artists has an exception for inspiring politicians, so the FINAL BROADCAST will plumb the punk depths of Bob-Marc while Karen Carpenter celebrates moving up a notch in the Greatest Living Bitch category. Tune in for bigger, better party than Brixton could muster.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Now 33% Less Fiascosonic!

Chatroom History
April 10, 2013 10:00pm - 2:30am

glamglam: wrong number1? (10:10pm)
Dr. Penny: Kleenex, to catch all the cum that they spew out. (10:13pm)
glamglam: what is your ideal caller question? (10:14pm)
glamglam: jeezuz (10:14pm)
glamglam: that comment before was something else (10:14pm)
geekfreak: ah glenda! (10:16pm)
vj pussycat: I called last week (10:19pm)
glamglam: well, they had good writers at that time (10:22pm)
glamglam: siiiiiiiiiiiiiick (10:24pm)
vj pussycat: half japanese!! (10:25pm)
glamglam: hansen. (10:27pm)
glamglam: oomm-bop! an hello, clinton saxaphone? (10:29pm)
geekfreak: 1 word per minute (10:57pm)
ketherding: trogs (11:00pm)
geekfreak: ding song (11:02pm)
geekfreak: ding dong (11:02pm)
geekfreak: police horses (11:04pm)
geekfreak: fascists (11:04pm)
geekfreak: missed it (11:04pm)
Dr. Penny: sailing away, only to sink to the bottom of the trench. (11:21pm)
ketherding: I am in paradise! (11:22pm)
ketherding: \o/ (11:22pm)
KAT herding: this song is even better on mescaline. (11:25pm)
KAT herding: wake up Maggie, I think I've got something to say to you... (11:29pm)
vj pussycat: i vote for curmudge (11:36pm)
Karen Carpenter: Kat... patience (11:37pm)
KAT herding: maggie goes GOOD with THIS! oh yeah (11:44pm)
KAT herding: sorry, I was playing Freecell. what? (11:45pm)
KAT herding: yay! (11:57pm)
KAT herding: well that was better than the bitch deserved! (12:02am)
vj pussycat: burp, charlie, burp! (12:13am)
KAT herding: what about the kitchen? (12:15am)
KAT herding: what about the backsplash? (12:15am)
vj pussycat: spitting's a dirty habit (12:16am)
vj pussycat: rowers keep on rowing (12:17am)
vj pussycat: superstar (12:19am)
KAT herding: well-scrubbed. ya gotta love that. (12:20am)
KAT herding: a sea of midnight glue? (12:23am)
KAT herding: here (12:52am)
vj pussycat: the speedo is in the bathroom (12:52am)
vj pussycat: at fiasco towers and resort (12:52am)
KAT herding: with the lead pipe (12:52am)
vj pussycat: daisy (12:54am)

We've been waiting all through the long winter for Dr. Fiasco, Mrs. Dr. Fiasco and Little Miss Dr. Fiasco, Jr. to go away to their frolicking grounds in the Southern Hemisphere so we can finally do some spring cleaning. First, the roaches are set free. Run Away, little roaches, run away! Then the studio gets tented and fumigated. Finally, every cable is unplugged, untangled, and carefully stowed in the cable rack. It's fun, fun, fun.

Join Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc and numerous "special" guests who volunteered to be the cleaning crew for the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: So clean you could snort a hooker off it.

Chatroom History
April 3, 2013 10:00pm - 5:30am

QueefMaskReplica: the whitie pete goldie rode a higgs boson to the moon (10:03pm)
QueefMaskReplica: any kind of veekhul (10:03pm)
Dr. Penny: nhlg snares my shammy (10:05pm)
QueefMaskReplica: turn this crap o ff or i will never listen again (10:05pm)
QueefMaskReplica: uck (10:05pm)
La Lengua: dammit my roommate just walked in to my room all like WHY YOU LISTEN TO EMINEM? (10:05pm)
QueefMaskReplica: caca (10:06pm)
QueefMaskReplica: buzzkill (10:06pm)
La Lengua: boooo (10:06pm)
La Lengua: lolz (10:06pm)
vj pussycat: hahaha (10:07pm)
QueefMaskReplica: fart knocker (10:07pm)
QueefMaskReplica: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! (10:08pm)
QueefMaskReplica: is this what haopens when fiasco isnt around? (10:08pm)
QueefMaskReplica: im reporting this (10:09pm)
Dr. Penny: BobMarc can clean out my closet!!!!! ;) (10:11pm)
QueefMaskReplica: your low karen (10:11pm)
QueefMaskReplica: this is the internet (10:11pm)
QueefMaskReplica: spelling is relative (10:11pm)
QueefMaskReplica: chicken john was right (10:13pm)
Dr. Penny: They make hydrochloride in Germany and on Mars. (10:18pm)
Dr. Penny: And you can clea (10:20pm)
Dr. Penny: n your bathroom with it too. (10:20pm)
QueefMaskReplica: i need a ride to the show (10:22pm)
::::::::: shamwow and the phawowroahs (10:32pm)
QueefMaskReplica: wheres the boson (10:36pm)
::::::::: boson buddies (10:36pm)
QueefMaskReplica: loving the godfrey stuff (10:36pm)
zapzap: mining my recent 3d insect experiences! (10:36pm)
::::::::: the gnoll has never more krassy (10:39pm)
QueefMaskReplica: KROB RULES (10:39pm)
Karen Carpenter: yup, I took Grassy Knoll from Krob (10:40pm)
::::::::: kennedy's skull (10:40pm)
::::::::: http://bit.ly/XqUOqM (10:42pm)
::::::::: frances baskerville was the grassy knollster (10:43pm)
::::::::: http://bit.ly/XqV0Gr (10:45pm)
::::::::: brain detail (10:52pm)
::::::::: http://bit.ly/XqVD2I (10:55pm)
QueefMaskReplica: puzzling saves the day (11:02pm)
OrinZ: Base a whole show around that terrible noise. (11:03pm)
QueefMaskReplica: hey you guuuuys (11:10pm)
vj pussycat: RSD!! missed you! (11:17pm)
vj pussycat: downstairs (11:20pm)
Dr. Penny: Meeeeeeeeeeee! (11:21pm)
QueefMaskReplica: girl knobbie (11:25pm)
vj pussycat: that's so 5 seconds ago (11:37pm)
QueefMaskReplica: lol (11:39pm)
zapzap: you guys putting in some OT tonight? (12:03am)
zapzap: HEY !!! There can only be one. (12:08am)
Dr. Penny: nhlg, telling those old timey coffee stories. And boy oh boy, it sure cleans out the closet. (12:49am)
vj pussycat: good stuff (1:22am)
Thank: You, and thnk fr cmng by (2:09am)
vj pussycat: testing (2:25am)
Thank: Still here. (2:52am)
Thank: And, VJ, PuzzyCat, you have my shirt, blue thing it is...... (3:03am)

Mission Martian Bob-Marc didn't play "Whitey's on the Moon", but it's still a NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND Classic. Oh, and thanks for the oral hygiene, Kelly.

Chatroom History
March 27, 2013 10:00pm - 1:30am

Dr. Penny: BobMarc is The One! (10:11pm)
La Lengua: classic (10:14pm)
Aslan: Cairo (10:26pm)
Aslan: Luv ST (10:32pm)
La Lengua: i hate michael stipe! (10:36pm)
La Lengua: we have the same bday... bastard. (10:36pm)
Aslan: Why do you hate Michael stipe? (10:39pm)
La Lengua: lydia!! (10:40pm)
La Lengua: she has a new cookbook out... it's basically amazing. (10:41pm)
La Lengua: @aslan i could write volumes about why i hate michael stipe. (10:41pm)
OrinZ: I can hear this music too clearly. It need, like, 3 more things playing with it. (10:46pm)
OrinZ: And a dr. fiasco travel story that can keep getting interrupted. (10:47pm)
OrinZ: And reverb. (10:47pm)
ms fable: Hi NHLG. and the rest of the world. As a representative of the collective known as The Storytellers, I am here to inform you that the Storytellers have retired. Officially. They will be summering in the Mediterranean. (10:51pm)
vj pussycat: so true OrinZ (10:51pm)
vj pussycat: say it isn't so! (10:52pm)
ms fable: it is so. are you gonna miss us? (10:57pm)
Aslan: I will. My story poem is almost finished. (10:58pm)
Bob-Marc: I aint buying it I just asume everyone on the chat box is puzzling evidence (10:58pm)
Aslan: Miss your reading (10:58pm)
ms fable: Aslan, will you please send us your story/poem when you are done with it? i would really like to read it. Also, it is possible that we will come out of retirement in six months or so. Maybe your story could be our re-introduction to a new kind of storytelling. (10:59pm)
vj pussycat: (sobbing) yes, i will, ms fable (more sobbing) (11:00pm)
ms fable: there, there, don't cry. let me make you some tea. you will feel much better. (11:00pm)
vj pussycat: (sobbing a lot) why thank you ms fable. do you have any mushroom tea? (11:02pm)
ms fable: i've been saving some just for you (11:04pm)
OrinZ: I love when Kelly brushes her teeth! It's my favorite bit! (11:06pm)
vj pussycat: (slightly sobbing) thank you ms fable. i feel better already (11:06pm)
OrinZ: Sometimes she does it in a towel, for added benefit to the radio listeners. (11:06pm)
Kelbot3000: I flossed, too. (11:08pm)
Kelbot3000: :) (11:08pm)
Bob-Marc: It's important to practice good hygene if you wanna play on my team (11:11pm)
Aslan: Earphone worthy show (11:15pm)
vj pussycat: i'm wearing earphones! (11:17pm)
vj pussycat: I am really puzzling evidence. I am at the grassy knoll. (11:37pm)
vj pussycat: 2nd time the donnas came up today. coincidence? (11:44pm)
::::::::: cheap trick... woo! (12:00am)
vj pussycat: (sob) (12:02am)
vj pussycat: I think that was krob or puzzling evidence (12:04am)
::::::::: this show writes itself. (12:04am)
Bob-Marc: OK I'm gonna go a little longer since the storytellers are not on tonight... I hear they are retired. (12:17am)
vj pussycat: I'm still listening but just checked in to fiasco towers, so I'll see ya next week probably. great show!! (12:27am)
Bob-Marc: Yea I should get some sleep. (12:29am)
vj pussycat: ok good nite NHLG! (12:31am)

With Spring Break within sight, you got your ticket to South Padre Island, you've rented a beachfront motel with hot & cold running cockroaches, you've consulted Wikipedia and your slightly older brother on the best orifice to smuggle roofies, you've been slathering on Coppertone Pre-Tan for that healthy Boehner glow and borrowed a condom. Huzzah, my bros! This is absolutely the last time you'll be able to have accidental drunk gay sex and still not be gay!

Only six things stand in the way of your perfect week vomiting in the sun... Spring Session Midterms: Quandumb Mechanics, Agricultural Machinery of the Late 19th Century, Calculus for Douchebags, Trust Fund Economics, Vague Women's Studies and Grow House Horticulture. But no need to rush, there's still time for the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, with career crisis councilors Karen "I got flushed out of 23 fraternity rushes" Carpenter, Bob-"Come here often?" -Marc and Dr. "Bubba" Fiasco. Think of them as that required course you totally forgot to go to.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Cramming all night never felt so good.

Chatroom History
March 20, 2013 10:00pm - 2:30am

vj pussycat: Wow fiasco is there already (10:07pm)
Dr. Penny: nhlg has arrived, the party has begun! Girls gone wild on NHLG!!!!! (10:09pm)
History: Careful. It will burn your arm off. (10:18pm)
History: The strength of ten Nazis. (10:18pm)
History: And, the numbers of ten History Channels... (10:19pm)
Corinthian Leathers: I like it too! (10:23pm)
vj pussycat: That reminds me of my first date (10:39pm)
::::::::: http://bit.ly/Y8RilF (10:45pm)
::::::::: beer (10:45pm)
::::::::: now (10:45pm)
::::::::: cork (10:49pm)
::::::::: tralee (10:49pm)
::::::::: donegal (10:50pm)
Mike Sound: I love u'all too (10:58pm)
Mike Sound: we sooo glad the kalimba musick is back (11:03pm)
vj pussycat: This is the longest song (11:04pm)
vj pussycat: It puts the lotion in the basket (11:07pm)
vj pussycat: I do because I lost my regular glasses (11:29pm)
storytellers: i don't know what you've been saying, but the end of the world is happening on this side of san francisco. the storytellers are dealing with zombie. more updates as they become available. (12:06am)
storytellers: zombies. plural. (12:06am)
::::::::: carnival of souls (12:08am)
::::::::: by combustible edison (12:08am)
::::::::: http://bit.ly/XrneM2 (12:09am)
::::::::: i have 6 i am the walrus' (12:17am)
::::::::: i have 7 james cameron ted speeches (12:18am)
::::::::: i have 8 my own shorts (12:19am)
::::::::: "would it be improved by adding spices?" (12:21am)
::::::::: i'd auto tune mimi rogers (12:21am)
::::::::: http://bit.ly/XroVcq (12:29am)
vj pussycat: Hey you're still there (12:33am)
vj pussycat: I lost you for a while cause I'm in the desert (12:34am)
vj pussycat: Where you goin? (12:41am)
Karen Carpenter: panamints? (12:44am)
vj pussycat: We'll be near there next week (12:46am)
vj pussycat: We'll be near there next week (12:48am)
Karen Carpenter: send me co-ordinates via secure channel (12:48am)
vj pussycat: No plan really. Just going to Death Valley to look at flowers and stuff (12:52am)
Karen Carpenter: do you have a wildflower report? (12:52am)

When the wench is asunder, the viceroy is larfing and you can't hoist the petard everyone knows it's a bad time to be on a boat. And in tonight's FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND will explain just why that is with hair-raising tales of misadventures in the Seven Seas, some borne out of bitter first-hand experience. So gaff over to the fo'c'sle and listen in as Commodore Karen Carpenter, Bob "Sea Wolf" Marc and Dr. "Spinnaker" Fiasco play a sea shanty or two and tell you why next time you have a bad day at work you should just say to yourself "well, at least I am not on a %$&* boat".

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Abaft the periwinkle and screed the bobcat, matey!


Chatroom History
March 13, 2013 10:00pm - 1:30am

Wine: They're made of meat. (10:18pm)
House: We all in ME! (10:22pm)
House: The Entire Navy (10:32pm)
House: don't be making fun of (10:32pm)
House: afire (10:32pm)
SXSW: Leave us alone. (10:33pm)
SXSW: Please. (10:33pm)
Jesus: Go (come) back to ME. (10:33pm)
vj pussycat: I've been to SXSW. I used to live in Austin (10:33pm)
Jesus: Did you go and eat the pancakes in the Capitol? (10:34pm)
Dead Metal Guy: N,sorry....I'm not jamming. (10:35pm)
vj pussycat: Not that I remember but I did go there in the middle of the night cuz you could (10:35pm)
vj pussycat: I love minutemen and iron maiden (10:39pm)
Dead Metal Guy: Not San Paulo Minn? (10:44pm)
Fire : More stories about me!!!! (10:55pm)
Fire : is out....never mind. (10:55pm)
Aslan: Enjoying the show (11:08pm)
Dr. Fiasco: So, what should we talk about next (11:14pm)
Fire : Indian (11:17pm)
Fire : busted (11:17pm)
vj pussycat: let's talk about midgets (11:18pm)
vj pussycat: dwarf or midget? take a poll. (11:18pm)
Little Peeple: GO! (11:19pm)
vj pussycat: midget (11:20pm)
Aslan: Talk about radio Valencia (11:26pm)
Annual Doosh: Once a year for your health (11:29pm)
Aslan: How about your perspective on Brin a collective ? (11:31pm)
vj pussycat: do you know what krokodil is? (11:31pm)
vj pussycat: yea i just found out about it (11:35pm)
vj pussycat: that's a roofie (11:36pm)
vj pussycat: thank you doctor (11:37pm)
Anything: Do Me. (11:38pm)
vj pussycat: greg kihn (11:41pm)
Aslan: Roomy too tone ? (11:41pm)
vj pussycat: 8675309 (11:43pm)
vj pussycat: oh sorry (11:43pm)
Karen Carpenter: this show is a history lecture (11:43pm)
Anything: and someone's gonna fail the quiz! (11:44pm)
vj pussycat: greg kihn did the uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh song (11:45pm)
....eh: just like any SEAL night (11:48pm)
....eh: used to dive in Apra Harbor, battle lanterns and nurse, tiger and hammerhead..... (11:50pm)
ADD Generation: No. We Hate You. (11:56pm)
ADD Generation: Old guys are on toooo long (11:56pm)
Brandy: what happened my fine song?!!! (11:57pm)
Karen Carpenter: I know! (11:57pm)
Dr. Fiasco: Up the Irons! (11:57pm)
vj pussycat: this rocks (11:59pm)

What is it with people like you, anyway? Every week in countries with lax child labor laws, subcontractors for NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND LLC nurture the fertile comedy soil with the tears of teenage billionaires, and as the joke tree brings forth the gentle giggling buds of humor, tiny calloused hands carefully pluck off the lesser laughs, dead ends, mildly racist and blue material, leaving only the fino fino to grow and flower. Anything too obscure, no matter how ironic, is also pruned, blended, turned into artisanal hipster humor sausage and served weekly by D&D dungeon masters. What remains are the mildest, smoothest, least offensive chuckles the whole family can consume. Jokes for all ages, with great punchlines such as:

"... take my wife, please!"
"... but where did I leave my car keys?"
"... her, I barely know her!"
"... no soap, Radio!"
and, of course,
"... your mom."

Yet, despite the effort of thousands of dedicated wage slaves, there are people who only tune in to babble incoherently in the Chat Box. Or gather material for an FCC complaint. Or use this show to drown out power tools. Why can't you just laugh and laugh until you throw a blood clot? That is all we ask.

So you are advised to tune into the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND or Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc and Dr. Fiasco will come over and jam the joke right down your throat.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: So you think we're funny?

Chatroom History
March 6, 2013 10:00pm - 5:30am

juanrapido: true dat (10:00pm)
Karen Carpenter: Juan Rapido - best show fluffer ever! (10:02pm)
queef: hello (10:06pm)
queef: i am in arizona (10:06pm)
queef: fiasco needs to drink more before the show (10:07pm)
vj pussycat: hi y'all. happy day of birth, bob. (10:08pm)
queef: guys wanna smoke some kush? (10:08pm)
queef: i love bob (10:09pm)
queef: i hear fiasco smells like curry (10:09pm)
queef: he also uses his left hand to jerk off (10:10pm)
queef: wears womens underwear (10:11pm)
queef: has two nose hair lint glands (10:11pm)
Dr. Penny: Happy B-Day BobMarc! (10:15pm)
Dr. Penny: Now Karen's daughter will have a fully funded school. (10:18pm)
Dr. Penny: If I call three times, will I be the third caller? (10:20pm)
vj pussycat: half a hand job for karen's kid's school's fundraising raffle (10:22pm)
juanrapido: Nose Hair Lint Gland is Awesome! (10:28pm)
Ronald Reagan: don't do drugs. (10:28pm)
queef: fiazco queefed (10:29pm)
vj pussycat: don't worry fiasco, I won't say a word (10:30pm)
queef: queefiasco (10:31pm)
queef: hippy grenade (10:32pm)
queef: fiasco says he fucks kids (10:32pm)
queef: thats sick (10:32pm)
queef: he likes dogs too (10:35pm)
queef: andmeto (10:36pm)
queef: moon poots (10:37pm)
queef: moon poots (10:37pm)
queef: magma (10:38pm)
queef: doss meeter (10:38pm)
queef: 3 coughings (10:38pm)
queef: frop pluggrr (10:38pm)
queef: flop prigger (10:39pm)
queef: whos thus other queef (10:39pm)
queef: whats goings on there (10:39pm)
queef: you copy (10:39pm)
queef: copy you? (10:40pm)
queef: = logout (10:40pm)
%u221E: queef i am no more (10:41pm)
Hugo Chazez: Nuke it off (10:41pm)
Hugo Chazez: I'm still dead (10:41pm)
Hugo Chazez: it's me.....see (10:41pm)
%u03C0: no (10:42pm)
Hugo Chazez: sunny rockefeller? (10:42pm)
fiascosuckspeepees: im here (10:42pm)
Hugo Chazez: the days that era no erom (10:42pm)
fiascosuckspeepees: read me (10:43pm)
Eat Me: see me flog me (10:43pm)
fiascosuckspeepees: hey (10:43pm)
fiascosuckspeepees: hey (10:43pm)
fiascosuckspeepees: hey (10:43pm)
Hugo Chavez: Thank you, computer (10:43pm)
fiascosuckspeepees: hey (10:43pm)
Hugo Chavez: Urinepinion (10:44pm)
fiascosuckspeepees: boohey (10:44pm)
Hugo Chavez: Thanks, Fiasco (10:45pm)
Hugo Chavez: no, I'll kill you all. (10:46pm)
Hugo Chavez: You repeat your sad lies. (10:47pm)
fiascosuckspeepees: kid screwer (10:50pm)
The Children: Thanks,Old Guys! (10:51pm)
fiascoscrewskids: im choking (10:51pm)
fiascoscrewskids: help (10:52pm)
The Beatles: And, don't forget Hard Days Night (10:53pm)
fiascoscrewskids: lol (10:54pm)
Robert Lincoln: I was at every President's shooting thereafter. (10:54pm)
Semen: we'llcrwew (10:55pm)
fiascoscrewskids: hindu (10:55pm)
If you have to ask, : you're not cool (10:55pm)
fiascoscrewskids: killing my high (10:57pm)
gong: fiaca (11:00pm)
The Government: Y'all check your FICA scores (11:02pm)
Yes: , pay now (11:03pm)
Yes: was a Rick Seeman thing (11:04pm)
DJ: Comes a Cropper (11:04pm)
The Storytellers: Hurry UP!!!!! (11:06pm)
Brazil: Okay, send Fiasco back for regrooving. (11:07pm)
vj pussycat: relax storytellers, it's only 11:07. you've got 53 minutes to warm up (11:07pm)
vj pussycat: well they should relax anyway (11:08pm)
The Storytellers: No, we MEAN IT!!!! (11:08pm)
Doyle'd Town: What about the stepladder lady (11:09pm)
Y'kow: Leave me out of this, and stop playing James Bond music (11:11pm)
Y'kow: Am I under Restraints? (11:11pm)
Y'kow: What;sthescope of theshow? (11:13pm)
Detained: am i be? (11:13pm)
Show: Am I free to stop? (11:14pm)
Show: You are referred to as a "customer" by officers who stop you? (11:14pm)
Queef: what happened to me? (11:17pm)
Horner Blow: CHEER! (11:19pm)
WebCams of America: EEEUUUUUHHHHHH!!!! (11:24pm)
Pie: Eat Me. (11:28pm)
Pie: Did you eat me yet? (11:34pm)
The Storytellers: Did you eat the pie yet? Hurry UP!!!!!! (11:36pm)
The Storytellers: May we have some? (11:37pm)
Wolfman Jack: PleaesloveME!!! (11:39pm)
Oliver Chavez: I'm luvchild of them! (11:43pm)
Is this Us?: The Storytellers (11:54pm)
Dr. Penny: Ooooo happy birthday at the bottom of the trench! (11:56pm)
Dr. Penny: Sounded like a birthday at the Tiki room. (11:57pm)
Dr. Penny: Anal Douche -- the gift that keeps on giving (12:00am)
Is this Us?: Amal Dutch (12:01am)
Is this Us?: An aleen invader unleashes free and panic abaord a simulated radio program (12:03am)
No: storytellers under here! (12:06am)
Dr. Penny: nhlg takes of slice of storyteller pie (12:11am)
vj pussycat: magnolia (1:07am)
vj pussycat: I'd rather see the bay bridge cubatronned (1:08am)
vj pussycat: Nooooooooooo (1:28am)
vj pussycat: don't do it (1:28am)
vj pussycat: I'll just chat with myself (1:29am)
Karen Carpenter: no I'll chat wiyh you (1:30am)
vj pussycat: yay! hi karen! (1:30am)
vj pussycat: puzzling lint gland tellers (1:31am)
vj pussycat: Fudging high (1:32am)
vj pussycat: Fxhffhdhd (1:32am)
vj pussycat: Uhuru giving (1:33am)
vj pussycat: Frtyuddrggy (1:33am)
vj pussycat: Yugfsyubcgji (1:33am)
vj pussycat: Fdtgvfddjivv (1:33am)
vj pussycat: Ccsdgvbjioittv (1:33am)
vj pussycat: how many more lines? (1:33am)
vj pussycat: shotgun mic is what you want for that (2:25am)
gong: this is a treat guys (3:04am)
gong: thakna (3:04am)
gong: w3ë)%u0113 (3:05am)
vj pussycat: yea it is a treat (3:10am)
vj pussycat: who's version of rocket ship is that? (4:00am)
vj pussycat: this really is the best episode of storytellers. ever. (4:14am)

This may come as a surprise, but Dr. Fiasco has spent more time in Italy and in the company of Italians than is advisable by OSHA regulations, including a short but unforgettable stint in a sailing vessel in the Western Pacific under a psychotic Tuscan captain, amid squalls and large swells and without a mainsail or a working steering wheel. No, really.

So, given the constant hijinks emanating from that boot-shaped nation, and a non-negligible probability that Mr. Bunga Bunga himself might return to rule it, it was about time the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND focused on the land of Mandolins, Tortellini and Lollobrigida, with the knowledgeable and incisive commentary of Karen "Minchia" Carpenter, Bob "Mastroianni" Marc and Dr. "Otto e Mezzo" Fiasco

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Vada a bordo, Cazzo!

Chatroom History
February 27, 2013 10:00pm - 1:30am

Gay Jews: Thank from our Italian purses (10:43pm)
Fiasco Insurance: Urine trouble now. (10:49pm)
malderor: Allegedly, they are opening a second brewing location at the ballpark. The old one will remain. (10:51pm)
Fiasco Insurance: Lies was a judge... (10:57pm)
Fiasco Insurance: Couldn't judge nothimng after foggin'...... (10:57pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: Sylvia Pegolli (11:03pm)
Syliveria Berlogsconi: Our Government is the COOLEST! (11:17pm)
Syliveria Berlogsconi: Chicken John is the COOLEST??!! (11:18pm)
Syliveria Berlogsconi: iz just u. (11:19pm)
Show : sucks the for the for KroB (11:21pm)
ShowTellers: Hurry UP!!!!! (11:24pm)
In: the Pillapeens, man! (11:25pm)
IraTellers: Ask about Ira's dog....... (11:35pm)
The Russians: Give all your ira to us (11:36pm)
The Whole Country: IRABLAST!!!!! (11:37pm)
National Public RadioValencia: peepers jeepers (11:40pm)
PopeTellers: will be reading from the Erotic Tales of Quitting Priests (11:51pm)
Keeanuu Reeves, Son of SuperMan: And, the soundtrack is bad, also (11:53pm)
Keeanuu Reeves, Son of SuperMan: ok ok ok we gots it... (11:55pm)
Keeanuu Reeves, Son of SuperMan: Get your votes in for PooP now! (11:58pm)
storytellers: you never answer the phone. (11:58pm)
storytellers: we call and call and call and call... (11:58pm)
Keeanuu Reeves, Son of SuperMan: and land the pleasure saucers (11:59pm)
storytellers: omg you guys, don't you ever go home? (12:00am)
NHLGTellers: you stink (12:00am)
Ms Fiction: We are waiting! Get off the air!! (12:00am)
Ms Fiction: I guys are mean!! (12:01am)
Post Toasties: You're Cereal (12:01am)
storytellers: awww, thanks guys (12:01am)
Ms Fiction: Thank u!!!! (12:01am)
Ms Fiction: Thank u!! (12:02am)
Ms Fiction: Thank u!!! (12:02am)
NHLG: We OUTTA HERE!!!!! Where's the Star Spangled Banner!!?????? (12:02am)
The Kraken: There is no more You. (12:02am)
Ms Fiction: U lie!! (12:03am)
The Kraken: They do indeed... (12:03am)
Ms Fiction: Our music is playing. Something is not working. (12:04am)
The Kraken: Our country is playing. Something's not working. (12:04am)
Our Music: Do it. (12:04am)
Ms Fiction: Listening with the app and can't hear our show like usual. So maybe go (12:05am)
Dr. Penny: nhlg hipes storytellers. A blender of words lopped off the bodies of their definitions. (12:06am)
Ms Fiction: Why are u still on the air. U get off the air how about (12:06am)
Our Music: But, silence did not follw... (12:07am)
Our Music: Dead air, Baer.. (12:07am)
Ms Fiction: Something is up then because we are playing our music (12:08am)
storytellers: serious tech difficulties. i guess we should come into the studio (12:09am)
Ms Fiction: Read from the sears catalogue (12:09am)
Ms Fiction: U guys love talking (12:10am)
Stupid Show: See Me? (12:10am)
storytellers: wrybread says it's your fault (12:11am)
Stupid Show: is at fault. (12:11am)
Ms Fiction: UR mussing with us!! (12:12am)
Stupid Show: Remote is God. (12:12am)
Dr. Penny: nhlg tells the stories!!!!! (12:12am)
Stupid Show: eh eh...she said mussing. (12:12am)
Ms Fiction: UR mean! (12:13am)
Stupid Show: Ham on RyeBread (12:13am)
Stupid Show: is forever. (12:14am)
ishmael: Where are the story tellers (12:14am)
Stupid Show: stops up your ears. (12:14am)
ishmael: Lol (12:14am)
Dr. Penny: bathing in a broken tub. (12:14am)
Stupid Show: they made of caulk. (12:15am)
storytellers: well, okay, i guess it was the french girls fault (12:16am)
Stupid Show: always is........eh eh...... (12:16am)
Stupid Show: they always so nice........those girls... (12:16am)
Stupid Show: 16 second delay makes all very slow.....don't try to listen as you talkin'...... (12:17am)
ishmael: Heating it live and 16 second delay all at once (12:17am)
bobmarc: story read go (12:18am)

The show was caught cutting itself. Writing bad poetry. Listening to Alanis Morrisette. Not changing the oil after 5,000 miles. All the signs.

You've heard it before, not all the pain is visible on the outside. Some of it is in your radio. Or, since the FM transmitter did some bad amps that night during the storm, it's in your laptop. That's right, the crying is coming from inside your laptop. Did you even notice? What kind of monster are you, anyway?

Now Karen ("I'm just not hungry") Carpenter, Bob-Marc ("I don't want to talk about it with you or anyone") The Martian, and Dr. ("Just leave me alone in the dark room with a this half-empty bottle of Gatorade and a loaded Pez dispenser") Fiasco are not making any promises that this is the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, but just wait to see if you miss them when they are gone.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Just a little, but hilarious, fart for help.


Chatroom History
February 20, 2013 10:00pm - 1:30am

vj pussycat: nothing goin on here (10:18pm)
Martian Sisters: we are really old. (10:20pm)
Johnny Cash: I shot a man on the bottom of the sea..... (10:22pm)
Kraken: RELAESE MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! (10:23pm)
Kraken: I knew the "Voyage to See What's On The Botomm". (10:26pm)
Kraken: ur sztpit. (10:27pm)
Kraken: The Phone (your phone in the studio) is still offff the hook.....busy signal...........no.. (10:28pm)
To Phone: What's on the bottom? (10:29pm)
To Phone: the show cannnot bee dune (10:31pm)
Dr. Penny: nhlg t-shirts, mugs, anal bleaching tools, phone covers, stickers, merit badges, square pegs..... (10:38pm)
Glute: I Do Not. (10:42pm)
Dr. Penny: KROB --- raw (11:25pm)
Awwwwwww: ....WroB. (11:51pm)
storytellers: we don't have telephones (11:56pm)
storytellers: we will be reading cannery row and coloring in the gbush coloring book (11:56pm)
storytellers: also - answer the phone (11:57pm)

Here's to you, o handlebar-mustachioed, skinny-legged, plastic sunglass-wearing, iPad-tapping, Dr. Who-quoting, wooden-bicycle-riding, vegan-except-on-weekends, brake and gear-despising harbingers of gentrification.

Hey Art School, in tonight's FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc and Dr. Fiasco will strive to create a show so obtusely obfuscating and obscure it will make your friend's band that played that one time at that after hours party for the Touareg-Vietnamese pop-up restaurant in a warehouse in Bayview look like freaking Van Halen!

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Artisanal Radio, one carefully crafted ironic fuck-up at a time.

Chatroom History
February 13, 2013 10:00pm - 1:30am

HipsterForHitler: im naked (10:00pm)
HipsterForHitler: this is giving me a boner (10:09pm)
Dr. Penny: Wow, nhlg owns burning man. (10:15pm)
Dr. Penny: nhlg fucks burning man in the ass; it was a man-date. (10:19pm)
HipsterForHitler: Im not stoned (10:36pm)
HipsterForHitler: not anymore (10:38pm)
vj pussycat: fiasco are y'all going to be there for baby fiasco's birthday? (10:41pm)
DJ poet: I have a poem about hipsters (11:00pm)
vj pussycat: Diane Ladd (11:21pm)
Dr. Penny: nhlg takes over hawaii, the satellites... and radio stations everywhere. (11:30pm)
Dr. Penny: nhlg man-drills the hipsters (11:34pm)
DJ Poet: I tried calling and no answer (11:50pm)
Mr. Moonbeam: I hung up (11:54pm)
Mr. Moonbeam: Aslan (11:57pm)
Mr. Moonbeam: Yes (11:59pm)
storytellers: impostors!! (12:02am)
storytellers: so you guys are reading for us? (12:03am)
Mr. Moonbeam: Are they doing a remote ? (12:03am)
storytellers: we are always remote. (12:04am)
storytellers: okey dokey (12:05am)
Mr. Moonbeam: From where? I'm listening from home. (12:05am)
storytellers: in sf... somewhere. (12:05am)
storytellers: location top secret. (12:05am)
Mr. Moonbeam: Good idea,,, keep away the creepers. (12:07am)

Khawuleth'umshini wami NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, Karen Carpenter, Dr. Fiasco Bob-Marc, eshen en Elvish, Esperanto, Hipster, Cholo, Klingon und Na'vi.
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Llie n'vanima ar' lle atara lanneina. Feuyaer.

nuqDaq 'oH puchpa''e' Hab SoSlI' Quch!

Sed eblas revortumi tiujn demandojn tute alimaniere: kiel ni, la opaj individuoj, kiuj konsistigas la Esperantan popolon, povas utiligi la lingvon por satigi niajn bazajn homajn bezonojn iutagajn? La bezono je amikeco, je inter]an o de ideoj, la bezono je kunlaboro cele al atingoj de celoj tro grandaj am tro igus la vivon de tiuj, kiuj mem decidas alproprigi al si tian helpilon?

:-)

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Let us explain this to you in plain English...

Chatroom History
February 6, 2013 10:00pm - 1:30am

Mee meee mee: i am (10:15pm)
Mee meee mee: I am the listener (10:15pm)
Mee meee mee: I am listeining (10:15pm)
Mee meee mee: And I dont always care (10:15pm)
Mee meee mee: like fuck? (10:15pm)
Mee meee mee: I'm cooking soup (10:16pm)
Mee meee mee: Buy penis enlargement pills (10:16pm)
YOU: better!!!!! (10:17pm)
Mee meee mee: Dear generous sir, I am a prince of Norway...and am set to inherit millions of drachma. But I need help gettin the money to America (10:17pm)
YOU: it's a religion Kerry Thornley helped start (10:17pm)
Mee meee mee: I have heard that you are an honorable person (10:18pm)
YOU: The CIA stole it in the 60's...left cards on bodies they dispatched (10:18pm)
Mee meee mee: If you could open a big American bank account, I can put my Norwegian Drachma in it and will pay you for your trouble (10:19pm)
Mee meee mee: Wait... Karen Carpenter Faps? (10:19pm)
Mee meee mee: KAREN CARPENTER FAPS??? (10:19pm)
Mee meee mee: KAAARENNN KARPENNTER FAAAAPSSS????? (10:20pm)
4: I'm workin'...just hate you humans (10:20pm)
Mee meee mee: NOOOOOOOOO!!! (10:20pm)
3: tellin' you..don't like you bipeds (10:21pm)
Mee meee mee: My soup smells funny. (10:22pm)
Mission Soup: like me (10:23pm)
ROBOT: I am a robot typing in the chat window. (10:25pm)
ROBOT: Dr. Fiasco likes Ooooozoo (10:26pm)
ROBOT: Ouzo (10:26pm)
ROBOT: Ooooouzzoo (10:26pm)
Annus: They lobe me (10:26pm)
Annus: I'm a star (10:27pm)
ROBOT: delicious anus (10:27pm)
ROBOT: that really killed the conversation. (10:39pm)
Dr. Penny: Delicious french fries truck. (10:43pm)
Conversation: They killed me. (10:46pm)
Nobot: I am a Nobot typing in the chat carnal house. (10:47pm)
Nobot: Please don't do that again. (10:48pm)
Phish: The Martian is Dead. (10:49pm)
NHLG: Hurry down! (10:49pm)
It: is a flaming good movie (10:51pm)
String Cheeeeeese: where's the cheese? (10:54pm)
String Cheeeeeese: melted cheese? (10:54pm)
String Cheeeeeese: flambe cheese? (10:54pm)
String Cheeeeeese: fromage flambe? (10:54pm)
"Bob": pooted (10:56pm)
It: satand canet I (11:04pm)
Listener: Are they jackin' off or what?! (11:06pm)
Listener: What? (11:06pm)
Listener: I'm gettin' the cops to gets some sp'eenas.... (11:07pm)
Dr. Penny: NHLG recycles... it's content. (11:09pm)
String Cheeeeeese: at least they're not wasting it. (11:12pm)
devil stick: I will pollute it. (11:13pm)
devil stick: I will pollute you. (11:13pm)
Angel Shmuck: I will salute it...and you. (11:14pm)
freezerclown@gmail.com: http://bit.ly/VFvGGt (11:15pm)
Angel Shmuck: Stop that, Humeeeeeeeeeeeee.... (11:15pm)
devil stick: http://bit.ly/VFvMxO (11:16pm)
freezerclown@gmail.com: they did not look happy because they exploded from under the stage (11:16pm)
freezerclown@gmail.com: they looked scared (11:16pm)
freezerclown@gmail.com: im worried about being stalked by ewok woman (11:17pm)
Angel Shmuck: Whenz BEEYouncer goine be no on yur shew? (11:17pm)
freezerclown@gmail.com: barty barty cute and farty (11:18pm)
devil stick: she's gonna kick yer ass! (11:18pm)
devil stick: get him the gas sack! (11:18pm)
Angel Shmuck: But, Peter Gabriel exploded from beneath the stage, and no hurt was fgrom them (11:18pm)
devil stick: was he using the gas sack? (11:19pm)
freezerclown@gmail.com: peter gabriel isnt human (11:19pm)
Angel Shmuck: Bronze Girls of Shoalin was exploded from beneathe the stage, but no hurt was of them (11:19pm)
Angel Shmuck: NHLG is the beatles breaking down and up (11:20pm)
freezerclown@gmail.com: hes a celebrity (11:20pm)
freezerclown@gmail.com: from the 12 galaxies (11:20pm)
The Audience: Do you need to go to the Hospital (11:21pm)
freezerclown@gmail.com: it should be live mimes (11:21pm)
Frank Cho: Leave me, and ye;oh;ohpohkkfyrhhhjhj galaxies oyt of this (11:21pm)
freezerclown@gmail.com: you dont claim peter? sorry (11:22pm)
freezerclown@gmail.com: i have fernet (11:22pm)
Bernet: Thanks, but no (Tom) Hanks (11:22pm)
freezerclown@gmail.com: brasso (11:23pm)
Bernet: see pic below (11:23pm)
Bernet: brasso before each parade (11:23pm)
Bernet: u dont zee Bouncing Boy? (11:23pm)
Huell Howser: I'm listening, My Daughter. (11:24pm)
Huell Howser: You're fantastic!!!! (11:24pm)
Huell Howser: I feel your POWER!!!!!!!!! (11:25pm)
Huell Howser: i am finally HERE!!!!! (11:25pm)
Huell Howser: Theis issss fantasiticss!! (11:25pm)
Huell Howser: I'm litening, My State. (11:26pm)
Huell Howser: (borrow missing sss from above comment) (11:26pm)
Huell Howser: OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYGOD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (11:27pm)
Huell Howser: Clean me out, NHLG. (11:27pm)
Mee meee mee: Don doesn't know elvish (11:27pm)
Jack: don't know ---t. (11:28pm)
Jack: ---t, I hate this RC based ----t. (11:28pm)
freezerclown@gmail.com: why dont you just go to a rockabilly show (11:29pm)
French Version:: We say "Name of a dog"..... (11:30pm)
Mee meee mee: Got ant Brubeck? (11:30pm)
vj pussycat: Freezer clown!! You there?! (11:30pm)
freezerclown@gmail.com: mmmmm (11:30pm)
French Version:: and i love Ray Koineeff (11:30pm)
freezerclown@gmail.com: wheres the live mimes (11:31pm)
devil stick: lawrence olivier (11:31pm)
Story Tellers: Don't do it, liseners!! (11:32pm)
Huell Houser: and me...what about MEEEEEE?!!! (11:33pm)
Huell Houser: and that's a mock dog (11:33pm)
devil stick: that's AMAHAZING! (11:33pm)
Huell Houser: (look at phoo below) (11:34pm)
Huell Houser: You're FANTASTIC!! (11:34pm)
Huell Houser: and Frank Cho is his heros (11:35pm)
Huell Houser: but his hair is still GREAT. (11:36pm)
Music Critics of California: Karen Carpenter is jealous of Ray Cardiff. (11:37pm)
MQ9: Great. Now I'm chasing Ray Corniff around. (11:39pm)
freezerclown@gmail.com: the compressed atmosphere of the mid 20th century (11:42pm)
freezerclown@gmail.com: borrrring (11:44pm)
freezerclown@gmail.com: is it storytellers yet? (11:44pm)
Elvish Preshley: Kools, please. (11:45pm)
Elvish Preshley: elves all absethe (11:45pm)
freezerclown@gmail.com: elves have golf (11:45pm)
freezerclown@gmail.com: no gold (11:45pm)
Kraftwork: Stay away from us, please (11:45pm)
freezerclown@gmail.com: and stolen children (11:46pm)
and stolen, cherry or apple: ? (11:46pm)
John Lennenish: I'm still dead, however you speak it (11:47pm)
freezerclown@gmail.com: nope just kids (11:47pm)
John Lennenish: It's all for the kids (11:47pm)
John Lennenish: always was (11:47pm)
freezerclown@gmail.com: they work with the goblins (11:47pm)
Toggle: and gleetsters (11:47pm)
Toggle: just cover us us up with the medium (11:48pm)
Frank Cho: The elcolpian mutrovian kolbdterennd Galazy? (11:49pm)
Toggle: is it storeeyellers yet? (11:51pm)
freezerclown@gmail.com: no. there woyld be more storytelling (11:52pm)
Toggle: o lat of suckcess for up coming show (11:52pm)
Toggle: D D squad tactics (11:55pm)
freezerclown@gmail.com: ih. maybe its klungon storytellers (11:55pm)
Toggle: izzat the storywailers? (11:55pm)
freezerclown@gmail.com: snoooooooze (11:56pm)
Toggle: inner net is gud? (11:56pm)
Toggle: like the inner net? (11:56pm)
The Klingon Community: Go Away. (11:57pm)
freezerclown@gmail.com: i wish i could use a 20 sided die at work (11:57pm)
20 sided work: is my new band (11:58pm)
storytellers: storytellers are in the house. for reals! (11:58pm)
storytellers: we worked out an agreement with the co. and ended the strike. (11:58pm)
20 sided work out: like the whole thing maybe (11:58pm)
storytellers: we will bring you vampire stories. because we want blood. (11:58pm)
Blood!: ooopps. (11:59pm)
made: it right out to strrezzyellers (11:59pm)
storytellers: i am totally in love with al gore. also: joe biden (12:00am)
freezerclown@gmail.com: storytellers have to clean poi? (12:00am)
freezerclown@gmail.com: no poo (12:01am)
Yamocrats: hurry up store hellers! (12:01am)
freezerclown@gmail.com: beatch (12:01am)
storytellers: gimme! gimme! (12:02am)
vj pussycat: Aw freezer clown you're still there! (12:02am)
freezerclown@gmail.com: oh no. really? (12:02am)
NHLG: WE GONE!!! (12:02am)
NHLG: we thinks.. (12:02am)
NHLG: ok.good. (12:02am)
freezerclown@gmail.com: oh well. time to sleep n e ways (12:02am)
vj pussycat: Buh bye (12:02am)
vj pussycat: Thank you Karen doctor and bob (12:03am)
freezerclown@gmail.com: thank u nhlg for keeping me up past my bedtime (12:05am)
queef: helloo (12:37am)

For a long time, Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc and Dr. Fiasco wanted to invite to the show this Towering Giant of Independent Radio, this Great Philanthropist with an unparalleled and refined musical taste, a Warrior Poet and a Lover. This Genial Thinker and Leader of Disgruntled DJ's.

However, he was not available.

And so in Tonight's FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, we will have Juan Rapido instead. Juan Rapido, Radio Valencia's Generalissimo for Life, Supreme Music Critic and a Man Who Makes Male Pattern Baldness Look Good.

See if we don't.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: part of the Juan Percent

Chatroom History
January 30, 2013 10:00pm - 3:13am

Dr. Penny: I love NHLG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. (10:10pm)
oh hi dante: so much bizarreness (10:37pm)
oh hi dante: I like it (10:39pm)
vj pussycat: don't play bruce springsteen (10:39pm)
vj pussycat: i spent my summers growing up in short hills (10:42pm)
::::::::: gregg rolie sang "black magic woman" (10:44pm)
vj pussycat: phillipino steve perry is kinda creepy (10:44pm)
vj pussycat: cuz he dresses and acts just like him (10:45pm)
::::::::: punxatawny phillipinose (10:46pm)
::::::::: james watt is next to which? (10:50pm)
Dr. Penny: Is Juan Rapido a Mormon? (10:57pm)
Dr. Penny: yo la tango rocks. (11:02pm)
vj pussycat: oh yo la tengo! now that's so,e good new jersey music! (11:02pm)
vj pussycat: no it wasn't about the theme it was about the structure (11:09pm)
vj pussycat: which a friend designed. and hey, i go for the party and drink the coolaid. just not their coolaid (11:11pm)
vj pussycat: omg someone crop dusted me today (11:30pm)
::::::::: use tire chains to make mountain turns (11:30pm)
Ms. Fable: Storytellers are on strike and will not be performing tonight. We expect to work out our contract and will be back next week (11:55pm)
Karen Carpenter: seriously? (11:55pm)
Ms. Fable: Seriously (11:56pm)
::::::::: i'm the new banktellers (12:03am)
vj pussycat: noooooooooo (12:08am)
vj pussycat: don't you have some o'reilly programming books to read (12:09am)
vj pussycat: this is the best storytellers ever! (12:31am)
vj pussycat: why does don joyce hate nhlg? (12:45am)
vj pussycat: gabby lala (12:50am)
vj pussycat: ok thx. thought i missed something (12:58am)
vj pussycat: those were the days (1:03am)
vj pussycat: where were those ADH shows? (1:04am)
vj pussycat: me and jennalex used to ask questions just to get capurro to put up certain disturbing imagery (1:06am)