THE FINAL BROADCAST
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THE TARDIGRADE EXTERMINATION PROJECT
February 10, 2016 10:00pm
Tardigrades are microscopic creatures that can live in boiling water, solid ice, and the intense radiation of space. They can survive a decade in a desert without a drop of water to drink, or in the deepest trenches of the sea. When faced with extreme conditions, tardigrades can dry out completely, replacing almost of the water in their bodies with a sugar called trehalose. As a result, they’re able to survive environments that would otherwise kill them.
Which is why we must kill them all.
Tonight on the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, and Sherilyn Connelly will lay out their plans to finally rid the universe of these dangerous predators. Remember, tardigrades have a lot of problems. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. So you want a 1.5MM-long creature that exists in sediments and seas, unnoticed by potential predators, teaching YOUR children or marrying YOUR daughter?
NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Getting the water bears before they get us.
Chatroom History
February 10, 2016 10:00pm - 12:30am
St. Inkfinger: Was my coffee dosed? (10:43pm)
Dr. Penny: with Krispy Kreme Christie (10:47pm)
St. Inkfinger: Nice! (10:55pm)
Which is why we must kill them all.
Tonight on the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, and Sherilyn Connelly will lay out their plans to finally rid the universe of these dangerous predators. Remember, tardigrades have a lot of problems. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. So you want a 1.5MM-long creature that exists in sediments and seas, unnoticed by potential predators, teaching YOUR children or marrying YOUR daughter?
NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Getting the water bears before they get us.
Chatroom History
February 10, 2016 10:00pm - 12:30am
St. Inkfinger: Was my coffee dosed? (10:43pm)
Dr. Penny: with Krispy Kreme Christie (10:47pm)
St. Inkfinger: Nice! (10:55pm)
THE GREATEST
February 3, 2016 10:00pm
Sports is human life in microcosm. After all, is football a game or a religion? Sports is the toy department of human life.
Miami has the oranges but Buffalo's got the juice. O. J. has an uncanny instinct for sensing when to make the move, when to make the cut. He can kill you with a head fake, he can kill you with the swiftness of his legs and the ability to be in a direction at any single second. He also kills you with his variation of speed. Look at that little monkey run.
Arrogant, pompous, obnoxious, vain, cruel, verbose, a FINAL BROADCAST showoff. Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, KrOB and Sherilyn Connelly have called NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND all of these things. This, we have to say it, remember this is just a football game, no matter who wins or loses. Hard to go back to the game after that newsflash, which in duty bound, we had to take.
NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: An unspeakable tragedy, confirmed to us by ABC News.
Chatroom History
February 3, 2016 10:00pm - 1:30am
vj pussycat: little darlings was with tatum oneal (10:36pm)
Kat Herding: how about Sports of Nature? (11:00pm)
Kat Herding: ham hocks? (11:07pm)
blah: he did go to counseling (11:38pm)
Couch guy: How come puzzling evidence is so much better than nose hair lint gland? (12:10am)
vj pussycat: ouch (12:10am)
Miami has the oranges but Buffalo's got the juice. O. J. has an uncanny instinct for sensing when to make the move, when to make the cut. He can kill you with a head fake, he can kill you with the swiftness of his legs and the ability to be in a direction at any single second. He also kills you with his variation of speed. Look at that little monkey run.
Arrogant, pompous, obnoxious, vain, cruel, verbose, a FINAL BROADCAST showoff. Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, KrOB and Sherilyn Connelly have called NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND all of these things. This, we have to say it, remember this is just a football game, no matter who wins or loses. Hard to go back to the game after that newsflash, which in duty bound, we had to take.
NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: An unspeakable tragedy, confirmed to us by ABC News.
Chatroom History
February 3, 2016 10:00pm - 1:30am
vj pussycat: little darlings was with tatum oneal (10:36pm)
Kat Herding: how about Sports of Nature? (11:00pm)
Kat Herding: ham hocks? (11:07pm)
blah: he did go to counseling (11:38pm)
Couch guy: How come puzzling evidence is so much better than nose hair lint gland? (12:10am)
vj pussycat: ouch (12:10am)
TIGHTENING THE VAN ALLEN BELT
January 27, 2016 10:00pm
Van Allen radiation belt is doughnut-shaped zones of highly energetic charged particles trapped at high altitudes in the magnetic field of Earth. The zones were named for Iowa farmer Jimmy Van Allen, who discovered them in 1958, using his steam-powered tractor-rocket. Jimmy survived long enough to say, "Hey, watch this!", before succumbing to the intense radiation.
The inner Van Allen belt consists largely of highly energetic protons, with energy exceeding 30,000,000 electron volts. The peak intensity of these protons is approximately 20,000 particles per second crossing a spherical area of one square cm in all directions. It is believed that the protons of the inner belt originate from the decay of neutrons produced when high-energy cosmic rays from outside the solar system collide with atoms and molecules of Earth’s atmosphere. Some of the neutrons are ejected back from the atmosphere; as they travel through the region of the belt, a small percentage of them decay into protons and electrons. These particles move in spiral paths along the lines of force of Earth’s magnetic field. As the particles approach either of the magnetic poles, the increase in the strength of the field causes them to be reflected. Because of this so-called magnetic mirror effect, the particles bounce back and forth between the magnetic poles. Over time, they collide with atoms in the thin atmosphere, resulting in their removal from the belt.
Someday mankind may again dare to cross the forbidden zone that floats menacingly above our heads, and when that next brave farmer takes to the skies, you can be sure to have regretted wasting your time listening to the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND.
NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Highly energetic radio waves ejected back from the atmosphere.
Chatroom History
January 27, 2016 10:00pm - 1:30am
Dr. Penny: Yay! More debates next week!!!!! (10:18pm)
Couch guy: And bouncer (10:31pm)
Couch guy: Is it just beta in those belts? (10:36pm)
Perfect_Timing: You'll have to decide. (11:38pm)
Perfect_Timing: WILSON! (11:40pm)
Perfect_Timing: DON'T STOP BELIEVING! (11:40pm)
Perfect_Timing: Anti-gravity botox. (11:41pm)
Perfect_Timing: Just like Buck Rogers. (11:42pm)
Nexus006: Van Allen Belt? Oh I thought this was sports talk host Scott Van Pelt. I'm outta here. (11:42pm)
Perfect_Timing: Be like the Kochs? Yuck. (11:42pm)
Perfect_Timing: Wait, who won the Van Allen Belt in 1973? (11:42pm)
Perfect_Timing: The EPA... And.... Ummm... Ooops. (11:43pm)
Perfect_Timing: But your mass would increase exponentially. (11:44pm)
Perfect_Timing: Dark matter likely contains Higgs bosons because it has mass. That's how we know it's out there. (11:46pm)
Nexus006: I get many compliments on these Van Allen Sans-A-Belt slacks at the country club. (11:47pm)
Perfect_Timing: September 9, 1999 (11:48pm)
Perfect_Timing: F/X (11:58pm)
The inner Van Allen belt consists largely of highly energetic protons, with energy exceeding 30,000,000 electron volts. The peak intensity of these protons is approximately 20,000 particles per second crossing a spherical area of one square cm in all directions. It is believed that the protons of the inner belt originate from the decay of neutrons produced when high-energy cosmic rays from outside the solar system collide with atoms and molecules of Earth’s atmosphere. Some of the neutrons are ejected back from the atmosphere; as they travel through the region of the belt, a small percentage of them decay into protons and electrons. These particles move in spiral paths along the lines of force of Earth’s magnetic field. As the particles approach either of the magnetic poles, the increase in the strength of the field causes them to be reflected. Because of this so-called magnetic mirror effect, the particles bounce back and forth between the magnetic poles. Over time, they collide with atoms in the thin atmosphere, resulting in their removal from the belt.
Someday mankind may again dare to cross the forbidden zone that floats menacingly above our heads, and when that next brave farmer takes to the skies, you can be sure to have regretted wasting your time listening to the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND.
NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Highly energetic radio waves ejected back from the atmosphere.
Chatroom History
January 27, 2016 10:00pm - 1:30am
Dr. Penny: Yay! More debates next week!!!!! (10:18pm)
Couch guy: And bouncer (10:31pm)
Couch guy: Is it just beta in those belts? (10:36pm)
Perfect_Timing: You'll have to decide. (11:38pm)
Perfect_Timing: WILSON! (11:40pm)
Perfect_Timing: DON'T STOP BELIEVING! (11:40pm)
Perfect_Timing: Anti-gravity botox. (11:41pm)
Perfect_Timing: Just like Buck Rogers. (11:42pm)
Nexus006: Van Allen Belt? Oh I thought this was sports talk host Scott Van Pelt. I'm outta here. (11:42pm)
Perfect_Timing: Be like the Kochs? Yuck. (11:42pm)
Perfect_Timing: Wait, who won the Van Allen Belt in 1973? (11:42pm)
Perfect_Timing: The EPA... And.... Ummm... Ooops. (11:43pm)
Perfect_Timing: But your mass would increase exponentially. (11:44pm)
Perfect_Timing: Dark matter likely contains Higgs bosons because it has mass. That's how we know it's out there. (11:46pm)
Nexus006: I get many compliments on these Van Allen Sans-A-Belt slacks at the country club. (11:47pm)
Perfect_Timing: September 9, 1999 (11:48pm)
Perfect_Timing: F/X (11:58pm)
TWO BRAINS ENTER, NO BRAINS LEAVE
January 20, 2016 10:00pm
Step 1: Check packaging to ensure that all candidates needed for assembly are in box. (see figure 1.1)
Step 2: Insert the controllers at an angle into their designated color slots on the side ofthe ring, and make sure that they fit properly into their talking points.
Step 3: Insert the candidate platforms into the holes on the debate ring and snap the candidate holders into the controllers.
Step 4: Place Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton on their platforms on the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND and make sure that they firmly click into place.
Step 5: Insert the ring poles into each corner of the main platform and make sure that Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, and Sherilyn Connelly slide in evenly and fall into place.
Step 6: Public discourse.
NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: WHACK! POW! BAM!
Chatroom History
January 20, 2016 10:00pm - 1:30am
nexus_6: lonely chatbox, sad chatbox (11:43pm)
Dr. Penny: Chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat.... (11:51pm)
Step 2: Insert the controllers at an angle into their designated color slots on the side ofthe ring, and make sure that they fit properly into their talking points.
Step 3: Insert the candidate platforms into the holes on the debate ring and snap the candidate holders into the controllers.
Step 4: Place Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton on their platforms on the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND and make sure that they firmly click into place.
Step 5: Insert the ring poles into each corner of the main platform and make sure that Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, and Sherilyn Connelly slide in evenly and fall into place.
Step 6: Public discourse.
NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: WHACK! POW! BAM!
Chatroom History
January 20, 2016 10:00pm - 1:30am
nexus_6: lonely chatbox, sad chatbox (11:43pm)
Dr. Penny: Chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat.... (11:51pm)
ON-HOLD MUSIC
January 13, 2016 10:00pm
Hello. You have reached Radio Valencia. Please choose among the following options: If you want the broadcast studio, press or say "1" and you will be transferred to a Live Radio Valencia DJ. When the phone picks up, DO NOT SAY HELLO. You are on the air.
If you want to become a Radio Valencia DJ, press or say "2" and leave your DJ name and don't forget to mention your college radio experience.
If you are a DJ who owes membership dues, press or say "3" and record your lame excuse and hollow promise.
If you are a DJ unable to do show, press or say "4" to schedule "Creed's Greatest Hits".
If you want to hear more talk shows about sex, but only if they cover race, gender, LGBT, and furry-shamer issues in ways no one else ever has, press or say "5", even though that mailbox is full.
If you are a studio guest locked outside, press or say "6" for the door code. By the way, the door code is 6.
If you are having problems receiving a clear Radio Valencia signal, press or say "7" to leave a message with Juan Rapido.
If you are a listener of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, press or say that symbol for the artist formerly known as Prince, because those jerks just want to fuck with you.
If you have reached this number in error, please accept our apology and these 2 tickets to Creed.
NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Your call is important to us.
Chatroom History
January 13, 2016 10:00pm - 1:30am
Bowie: Quit wearing out my name! (10:22pm)
Dr. Penny: krob knows how to get them. (10:29pm)
10:28 caller : hey man, i liked talking to you guys (10:29pm)
10:28 caller : i like your show (10:29pm)
10:28 caller : keep it yo (10:29pm)
10:28 caller : up* (10:29pm)
Dr. Penny: krob's love is so deep. (10:30pm)
10:28 caller : i myself am trying to pursue an acting career ;) (10:30pm)
Dr. Penny: krob can regress you so that you won't smell it. (10:35pm)
Dr. Penny: sensitivity training for 3rd graders (10:38pm)
Karen Carpenter: my life work (11:33pm)
If you want to become a Radio Valencia DJ, press or say "2" and leave your DJ name and don't forget to mention your college radio experience.
If you are a DJ who owes membership dues, press or say "3" and record your lame excuse and hollow promise.
If you are a DJ unable to do show, press or say "4" to schedule "Creed's Greatest Hits".
If you want to hear more talk shows about sex, but only if they cover race, gender, LGBT, and furry-shamer issues in ways no one else ever has, press or say "5", even though that mailbox is full.
If you are a studio guest locked outside, press or say "6" for the door code. By the way, the door code is 6.
If you are having problems receiving a clear Radio Valencia signal, press or say "7" to leave a message with Juan Rapido.
If you are a listener of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, press or say that symbol for the artist formerly known as Prince, because those jerks just want to fuck with you.
If you have reached this number in error, please accept our apology and these 2 tickets to Creed.
NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Your call is important to us.
Chatroom History
January 13, 2016 10:00pm - 1:30am
Bowie: Quit wearing out my name! (10:22pm)
Dr. Penny: krob knows how to get them. (10:29pm)
10:28 caller : hey man, i liked talking to you guys (10:29pm)
10:28 caller : i like your show (10:29pm)
10:28 caller : keep it yo (10:29pm)
10:28 caller : up* (10:29pm)
Dr. Penny: krob's love is so deep. (10:30pm)
10:28 caller : i myself am trying to pursue an acting career ;) (10:30pm)
Dr. Penny: krob can regress you so that you won't smell it. (10:35pm)
Dr. Penny: sensitivity training for 3rd graders (10:38pm)
Karen Carpenter: my life work (11:33pm)
THIS MAY OR MAY NOT BE A TEST, PROBABLY
January 6, 2016 10:00pm
When the air raid alert sounds, how would you learn what is happening and what you should do? Prompt, accurate civil defense information from Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, and Sherilyn Connelly can help save your family, your life!
The FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND's system of public emergency broadcasting is the surest and fastest way of receiving official civil defense instructions, information, and news.
NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: When attack is coming, here's how and where you can find out where to go and what to do.
Chatroom History
January 6, 2016 10:00pm - 1:30am
Dr. Penny: Karen is a doctor, ze can fix virtually anything! (10:28pm)
Dr. Penny: nhlg stands�ready & able to send out emergency critical msgs when & as they arise. (10:34pm)
Dr. Penny: "Internet may be the only radio left" -- Karen (10:38pm)
fropchopula: ams fashionably late is ok this already happened (10:41pm)
fropchopula: booper u cray (10:57pm)
The FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND's system of public emergency broadcasting is the surest and fastest way of receiving official civil defense instructions, information, and news.
NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: When attack is coming, here's how and where you can find out where to go and what to do.
Chatroom History
January 6, 2016 10:00pm - 1:30am
Dr. Penny: Karen is a doctor, ze can fix virtually anything! (10:28pm)
Dr. Penny: nhlg stands�ready & able to send out emergency critical msgs when & as they arise. (10:34pm)
Dr. Penny: "Internet may be the only radio left" -- Karen (10:38pm)
fropchopula: ams fashionably late is ok this already happened (10:41pm)
fropchopula: booper u cray (10:57pm)
THE FINAL-ISH COUNTDOWN
December 30, 2015 10:00pm
We're leaving together, but still it's farewell -- and maybe we'll come back to the Radio Valencia, but really, who can tell? I guess there is no one to blame except for Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, Sherilyn Connelly, and Mrs. Dr. Karen Carpenter as they leave ground on the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND. Will things ever be the same again? We're heading for the Cylon Hangar, and still we'll stand tall (in spite of how cramped it is), because maybe they've seen us, and welcome us all back at the studio...but probably not.
NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, oooh!
Chatroom History
December 30, 2015 10:00pm - 1:30am
Karen Carpenter: NLG audience... begin critique of levels and distortion now (10:00pm)
Mrs.: How come it doesn't show "Nose Hair Lint Gland" under ON THE AIR? (10:04pm)
Karen Carpenter: because you did not hit refresh (10:06pm)
Mrs.: IE hates (10:06pm)
Mrs.: Chrome works (10:07pm)
Dr. Penny: Sounds loud & clear. (10:07pm)
Sesame Street alien: alto saxophones don't work (10:07pm)
nexus_6: Happy New Year Mr. and Mrs. Goldie (10:11pm)
Mrs.: Dr. and Mrs. (10:11pm)
nexus_6: sorry (10:12pm)
Mrs.: Happy New Year! There is no room for sorrow in this chat! (10:13pm)
Dr. Penny: Ooooh, BobMarc loves to flick switches. ;) (10:13pm)
nexus_6: little distorted (10:14pm)
nexus_6: you mic was a little rough but sounds pretty good now (10:19pm)
Mrs.: sausage (10:20pm)
nexus_6: the mix in headphones sounds fine (10:21pm)
Mrs.: knob (10:21pm)
Mrs.: we have an orange room (10:24pm)
Alan B.: Hi, guys. (10:28pm)
Mrs.: Hi AB! (10:29pm)
vj pussycat: lots of dropping out (10:30pm)
Dr. Penny: Sherilyn, is the high speed train construction happening through Fresno? (10:30pm)
Mrs.: I'm probably hogging the internet (10:30pm)
Dr. Penny: yeah vj, it's cutting in & out for me too. (10:31pm)
vj pussycat: keeps dropping out (10:33pm)
Mrs.: You know what is really cool about a 7 sec delay? If I miss something, I can hear it again in 7s (10:33pm)
Alan B.: Hi, Mrs! Hi VJ, Hi Penny. (10:34pm)
Alan B.: Sounds fuckin' awesome! (10:35pm)
nexus_6: happy new year Alan. B (10:36pm)
Mrs.: the printer might be on (10:36pm)
Alan B.: HNY Nexus! (10:37pm)
vj pussycat: hny y'all! (10:37pm)
Dr. Penny: Hi Alan & all! Thanks Sherilyn. No high speed rail for Calif. (10:37pm)
vj pussycat: and a flashlight (10:38pm)
vj pussycat: knobs (10:39pm)
Mrs.: Pete is going to include a manual on how to be a remote DJ (10:39pm)
vj pussycat: quit printing. it's fucking up the show (10:39pm)
Alan B.: Hearts, BobMarc! (10:40pm)
vj pussycat: aww (10:40pm)
vj pussycat: he tried (10:41pm)
Mrs.: I turned the printer off (10:43pm)
vj pussycat: thx mrs (10:43pm)
Mrs.: any diff? (10:43pm)
vj pussycat: so far so good (10:43pm)
vj pussycat: op dropping again (10:44pm)
Mrs.: no wine in the studio (10:46pm)
Mrs.: are popcorn and cupcakes allowed in the studio? (10:48pm)
Mr: You do an yule cleenitup (10:49pm)
Mrs.: wine God (10:54pm)
Mrs.: Bacchus in Roman (10:54pm)
Mrs.: there was also that couch robot on Futurama (10:55pm)
Sesame Street alien: Schaefer (10:55pm)
vj pussycat: eclipse (10:55pm)
Puzling Evidence: who? (10:56pm)
Mrs.: Puz Ev doesn't have a key even though he lives downstairs (10:56pm)
Mrs.: (hi PE) (10:56pm)
Puzlying Everdounce: Dosess Not Ned Kees (10:56pm)
Mrs.: graphic (10:59pm)
Mrs.: drink more (11:01pm)
Mrs.: you will feel less bad (11:02pm)
Mrs.: glam (11:04pm)
Mrs.: Morrissey was suicidal (11:06pm)
Mrs.: wooo (11:10pm)
Mrs.: sherilyn is plugging in (11:12pm)
Mrs.: Thank you, Sherilyn (11:13pm)
Mrs.: sigh (11:18pm)
Mrs.: I like Bob-Marc (11:19pm)
Mrs.: don't kill him (11:19pm)
Mrs.: Hi Pete (11:21pm)
Mrs.: How are you? (11:22pm)
Mrs.: I thought Davie was drunk (11:23pm)
nexus_6: I'm trying to work out a Final Countdown bit on the banjo, not sure I could record it and send it before midnight. (11:24pm)
Mrs.: why don't ppl read? (11:26pm)
Mrs.: I used to drink in Sherilyn's neighborhood at the beach (11:28pm)
Mrs.: Sherilyn, you can have our bags in exchange for oatmeal containers (11:30pm)
nexus_6: its fine (11:31pm)
Mrs.: Fucking Oats (11:32pm)
Mrs.: steal, cut and (11:33pm)
Mrs.: download the podcast, and we will be 3D in your living room (11:36pm)
Mrs.: drugs (11:39pm)
Mrs.: drone attack (11:43pm)
Mrs.: no one is eating the cupcakes (11:49pm)
Mrs.: kids these days (11:50pm)
Mrs.: she (11:51pm)
Mrs.: Merry Fucking Christmas and Happy Fucking New Year (11:54pm)
Mrs.: he's drunk. it's ok (11:55pm)
Mrs.: head banging happens off camera (11:56pm)
Mrs.: u guys r cute (11:58pm)
Me Show: ummmmmmmmmmmmm kuple cakes (11:58pm)
Mrs.: H NY (11:58pm)
Me Show: too bad not at Real Show (11:59pm)
Mrs.: QUEEN OF THE CHATROOM (11:59pm)
Me Show: Chart Room (11:59pm)
Mrs.: war room (11:59pm)
nexus_6: good night Mrs. and all the other hooligans (12:00am)
Mrs.: PE (12:00am)
Mrs.: yah (12:00am)
Mrs.: tootlies (12:01am)
NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, oooh!
Chatroom History
December 30, 2015 10:00pm - 1:30am
Karen Carpenter: NLG audience... begin critique of levels and distortion now (10:00pm)
Mrs.: How come it doesn't show "Nose Hair Lint Gland" under ON THE AIR? (10:04pm)
Karen Carpenter: because you did not hit refresh (10:06pm)
Mrs.: IE hates (10:06pm)
Mrs.: Chrome works (10:07pm)
Dr. Penny: Sounds loud & clear. (10:07pm)
Sesame Street alien: alto saxophones don't work (10:07pm)
nexus_6: Happy New Year Mr. and Mrs. Goldie (10:11pm)
Mrs.: Dr. and Mrs. (10:11pm)
nexus_6: sorry (10:12pm)
Mrs.: Happy New Year! There is no room for sorrow in this chat! (10:13pm)
Dr. Penny: Ooooh, BobMarc loves to flick switches. ;) (10:13pm)
nexus_6: little distorted (10:14pm)
nexus_6: you mic was a little rough but sounds pretty good now (10:19pm)
Mrs.: sausage (10:20pm)
nexus_6: the mix in headphones sounds fine (10:21pm)
Mrs.: knob (10:21pm)
Mrs.: we have an orange room (10:24pm)
Alan B.: Hi, guys. (10:28pm)
Mrs.: Hi AB! (10:29pm)
vj pussycat: lots of dropping out (10:30pm)
Dr. Penny: Sherilyn, is the high speed train construction happening through Fresno? (10:30pm)
Mrs.: I'm probably hogging the internet (10:30pm)
Dr. Penny: yeah vj, it's cutting in & out for me too. (10:31pm)
vj pussycat: keeps dropping out (10:33pm)
Mrs.: You know what is really cool about a 7 sec delay? If I miss something, I can hear it again in 7s (10:33pm)
Alan B.: Hi, Mrs! Hi VJ, Hi Penny. (10:34pm)
Alan B.: Sounds fuckin' awesome! (10:35pm)
nexus_6: happy new year Alan. B (10:36pm)
Mrs.: the printer might be on (10:36pm)
Alan B.: HNY Nexus! (10:37pm)
vj pussycat: hny y'all! (10:37pm)
Dr. Penny: Hi Alan & all! Thanks Sherilyn. No high speed rail for Calif. (10:37pm)
vj pussycat: and a flashlight (10:38pm)
vj pussycat: knobs (10:39pm)
Mrs.: Pete is going to include a manual on how to be a remote DJ (10:39pm)
vj pussycat: quit printing. it's fucking up the show (10:39pm)
Alan B.: Hearts, BobMarc! (10:40pm)
vj pussycat: aww (10:40pm)
vj pussycat: he tried (10:41pm)
Mrs.: I turned the printer off (10:43pm)
vj pussycat: thx mrs (10:43pm)
Mrs.: any diff? (10:43pm)
vj pussycat: so far so good (10:43pm)
vj pussycat: op dropping again (10:44pm)
Mrs.: no wine in the studio (10:46pm)
Mrs.: are popcorn and cupcakes allowed in the studio? (10:48pm)
Mr: You do an yule cleenitup (10:49pm)
Mrs.: wine God (10:54pm)
Mrs.: Bacchus in Roman (10:54pm)
Mrs.: there was also that couch robot on Futurama (10:55pm)
Sesame Street alien: Schaefer (10:55pm)
vj pussycat: eclipse (10:55pm)
Puzling Evidence: who? (10:56pm)
Mrs.: Puz Ev doesn't have a key even though he lives downstairs (10:56pm)
Mrs.: (hi PE) (10:56pm)
Puzlying Everdounce: Dosess Not Ned Kees (10:56pm)
Mrs.: graphic (10:59pm)
Mrs.: drink more (11:01pm)
Mrs.: you will feel less bad (11:02pm)
Mrs.: glam (11:04pm)
Mrs.: Morrissey was suicidal (11:06pm)
Mrs.: wooo (11:10pm)
Mrs.: sherilyn is plugging in (11:12pm)
Mrs.: Thank you, Sherilyn (11:13pm)
Mrs.: sigh (11:18pm)
Mrs.: I like Bob-Marc (11:19pm)
Mrs.: don't kill him (11:19pm)
Mrs.: Hi Pete (11:21pm)
Mrs.: How are you? (11:22pm)
Mrs.: I thought Davie was drunk (11:23pm)
nexus_6: I'm trying to work out a Final Countdown bit on the banjo, not sure I could record it and send it before midnight. (11:24pm)
Mrs.: why don't ppl read? (11:26pm)
Mrs.: I used to drink in Sherilyn's neighborhood at the beach (11:28pm)
Mrs.: Sherilyn, you can have our bags in exchange for oatmeal containers (11:30pm)
nexus_6: its fine (11:31pm)
Mrs.: Fucking Oats (11:32pm)
Mrs.: steal, cut and (11:33pm)
Mrs.: download the podcast, and we will be 3D in your living room (11:36pm)
Mrs.: drugs (11:39pm)
Mrs.: drone attack (11:43pm)
Mrs.: no one is eating the cupcakes (11:49pm)
Mrs.: kids these days (11:50pm)
Mrs.: she (11:51pm)
Mrs.: Merry Fucking Christmas and Happy Fucking New Year (11:54pm)
Mrs.: he's drunk. it's ok (11:55pm)
Mrs.: head banging happens off camera (11:56pm)
Mrs.: u guys r cute (11:58pm)
Me Show: ummmmmmmmmmmmm kuple cakes (11:58pm)
Mrs.: H NY (11:58pm)
Me Show: too bad not at Real Show (11:59pm)
Mrs.: QUEEN OF THE CHATROOM (11:59pm)
Me Show: Chart Room (11:59pm)
Mrs.: war room (11:59pm)
nexus_6: good night Mrs. and all the other hooligans (12:00am)
Mrs.: PE (12:00am)
Mrs.: yah (12:00am)
Mrs.: tootlies (12:01am)
THE FINAL CHRISTMAS ESPETACULO OF NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND
December 23, 2015 10:00pm
Like the Outkast Reunion Tour, we are putting together ALL THE CAST MEMBERS OF NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND PAST AND PRESENT TOGETHER for a FINAL BROADCAST of the show under the same roof. This roof being the one over KAREN CARPENTER'S recently renovated Châteuesque Tudor estate in the heart of the now-tony Mission District.
It will be like Van Halen with BOTH DAVE LEE ROTH *AND* SAMMY HAGAR !!!
Featuring old classics and brand new never heard before sounds sure to turn any Santa out there into Pol Pot and vice-versa.
Starring MySpace enthusiast Bob Marc, Break-up DJ Karen Carpenter, Old Firm Casual Geek Freak with Ray Conniff groupie Dr. Fiasco
You can not afford not to miss it.
NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND - "Disappointment will always let you down."
Chatroom History
December 23, 2015 10:00pm - 1:30am
Alan B.: Juan is a mench. (10:05pm)
Alan B.: Far less distortion than last year, but still pretty overmodulated. (10:06pm)
Alan B.: Better. (10:06pm)
vj pussycat: static!!! (10:07pm)
vj pussycat: not much (10:08pm)
vj pussycat: Google mapped it (10:08pm)
Dr. Penny: The adonis Mission martian and Dr. Fiasco!!!!!! (10:08pm)
vj pussycat: yes it does (10:09pm)
Alan B.: I have Pete's phone no., but I've never called it. (10:09pm)
Alan B.: The sound is waaaaaaay to hot. (10:10pm)
Alan B.: The mics are okay. (10:10pm)
vj pussycat: I have kiko's phone number. I think (10:10pm)
vj pussycat: Mics good. background annoying. (10:10pm)
vj pussycat: just like Kiko likes it (10:11pm)
Alan B.: But the engagement is 10/10. (10:12pm)
vj pussycat: 11 (10:12pm)
vj pussycat: happy quanza Alan b (10:13pm)
vj pussycat: signal keeps dropping out (10:14pm)
Alan B.: Happy Slackmessness, vj! (10:14pm)
vj pussycat: why thank you mist ah b (10:15pm)
Alan B.: Pete is still trying to run this off his Wi-Fi, WTF. (10:15pm)
Alan B.: My pleasure. (10:15pm)
Alan B.: The background noise is in the foreground. Who is trying to whisper over it? (10:17pm)
Karen Carpenter: actually hardwired to my router... (10:17pm)
Alan B.: Okay, sorry. Now it is steadily OK. (10:18pm)
Karen Carpenter: no meter and 2 mixers (10:18pm)
Alan B.: MUCH better balance! (10:18pm)
Alan B.: Trust me, considering the circumstances, it is great. (10:18pm)
vj pussycat: nose hair sports show (10:20pm)
vj pussycat: say yea again (10:21pm)
Alan B.: Okay, mic technique is now much better. (10:22pm)
Alan B.: It's my boyfriend, Bernie! (10:23pm)
Alan B.: Okay, too hot again, the compressor/limiter is weeping. (10:23pm)
vj pussycat: missing pax? (10:24pm)
vj pussycat: midget porn (10:25pm)
Alan B.: GrannyPorn (10:25pm)
Dr. Penny: Jack Sparrow octopus porn (10:25pm)
Alan B.: http://bit.ly/1ZqqZCz (10:26pm)
Alan B.: NSFW http://bit.ly/1Zqr35b (10:27pm)
Alan B.: Donald Trump BloodPlay (10:27pm)
Alan B.: Fucking Winston Churchill is the worst sort of porn. (10:30pm)
Dr. Penny: Trump tupe porn (10:30pm)
Alan B.: Except for Hillary Clinton B&D (10:30pm)
Alan B.: Limey Bastard is my favorite drink. (10:31pm)
Alan B.: Two parts Tetley's Original Bitter to one part mushy peas (10:32pm)
Dr. Penny: Oh, they "did" the whole Mission. (10:36pm)
Alan B.: This has veered form sports to war. (10:36pm)
Perfect_Timing: Serious distortion.... (10:36pm)
Alan B.: Get Sarah in to break up this sausage fest. (10:36pm)
Alan B.: Headphone volume is key. (10:37pm)
Alan B.: Can we talk about baking? Or Pinterest? (10:38pm)
Perfect_Timing: Still distorted at low volume... Backing off of the mic is key. (10:38pm)
Dr. Penny: stories being told while in pajamas (10:39pm)
Alan B.: Well, that took a turn. (10:41pm)
Alan B.: "Fuck the troops." - BobMarc (10:41pm)
Dr. Penny: Wild west republicans (10:43pm)
Sesame Street alien: edible split-crotch governments (10:50pm)
Alan B.: Crotchless Supreme Court robes. (10:52pm)
Alan B.: Geography Chat. (10:56pm)
Alan B.: Who can name all 50 state capitals? (10:56pm)
Mrs.: mrs. (11:01pm)
Alan B.: Set up Rump Yugoslavia (11:02pm)
Mrs.: Please tell us if you hear broadcast gaps (aka internet burps) (11:02pm)
Alan B.: Okay for now. (11:02pm)
Mrs.: Hi Alan B! (11:02pm)
Mrs.: Thx for help (11:02pm)
Alan B.: Hi! Just dropped, but it is the Internet buffering. (11:03pm)
Mrs.: Okie. not much we can change here. stay tuned (11:04pm)
Alan B.: The balance and distortion are much better. Pete needs to invest in a mobile compressor. (11:06pm)
Alan B.: Don Joyce filled up grocery bags full of cassettes. (11:08pm)
Alan B.: I heart BobMarc, calling back to Ian Dury. Goddamn. (11:15pm)
Alan B.: Ask him about Wreckless Eric. (11:16pm)
Alan B.: HEART HEART HEART (11:17pm)
Alan B.: http://bit.ly/1TiRMwU (11:18pm)
Karen Carpenter: thx (11:20pm)
Alan B.: I am up waaaaay too late, but 1/2 day tomorrow. (11:24pm)
Alan B.: Havin' fun! (11:24pm)
Alan B.: This whole conversation reminds me of Hitsville UK by The Clash http://bit.ly/1TiS2fj (11:25pm)
Alan B.: All we need is Michael Peppe and we have Bingo. (11:27pm)
Alan B.: G'nite, and Merry Christmas, everybody. (11:33pm)
Karen Carpenter: moral and horror are your friends (1:03am)
It will be like Van Halen with BOTH DAVE LEE ROTH *AND* SAMMY HAGAR !!!
Featuring old classics and brand new never heard before sounds sure to turn any Santa out there into Pol Pot and vice-versa.
Starring MySpace enthusiast Bob Marc, Break-up DJ Karen Carpenter, Old Firm Casual Geek Freak with Ray Conniff groupie Dr. Fiasco
You can not afford not to miss it.
NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND - "Disappointment will always let you down."
Chatroom History
December 23, 2015 10:00pm - 1:30am
Alan B.: Juan is a mench. (10:05pm)
Alan B.: Far less distortion than last year, but still pretty overmodulated. (10:06pm)
Alan B.: Better. (10:06pm)
vj pussycat: static!!! (10:07pm)
vj pussycat: not much (10:08pm)
vj pussycat: Google mapped it (10:08pm)
Dr. Penny: The adonis Mission martian and Dr. Fiasco!!!!!! (10:08pm)
vj pussycat: yes it does (10:09pm)
Alan B.: I have Pete's phone no., but I've never called it. (10:09pm)
Alan B.: The sound is waaaaaaay to hot. (10:10pm)
Alan B.: The mics are okay. (10:10pm)
vj pussycat: I have kiko's phone number. I think (10:10pm)
vj pussycat: Mics good. background annoying. (10:10pm)
vj pussycat: just like Kiko likes it (10:11pm)
Alan B.: But the engagement is 10/10. (10:12pm)
vj pussycat: 11 (10:12pm)
vj pussycat: happy quanza Alan b (10:13pm)
vj pussycat: signal keeps dropping out (10:14pm)
Alan B.: Happy Slackmessness, vj! (10:14pm)
vj pussycat: why thank you mist ah b (10:15pm)
Alan B.: Pete is still trying to run this off his Wi-Fi, WTF. (10:15pm)
Alan B.: My pleasure. (10:15pm)
Alan B.: The background noise is in the foreground. Who is trying to whisper over it? (10:17pm)
Karen Carpenter: actually hardwired to my router... (10:17pm)
Alan B.: Okay, sorry. Now it is steadily OK. (10:18pm)
Karen Carpenter: no meter and 2 mixers (10:18pm)
Alan B.: MUCH better balance! (10:18pm)
Alan B.: Trust me, considering the circumstances, it is great. (10:18pm)
vj pussycat: nose hair sports show (10:20pm)
vj pussycat: say yea again (10:21pm)
Alan B.: Okay, mic technique is now much better. (10:22pm)
Alan B.: It's my boyfriend, Bernie! (10:23pm)
Alan B.: Okay, too hot again, the compressor/limiter is weeping. (10:23pm)
vj pussycat: missing pax? (10:24pm)
vj pussycat: midget porn (10:25pm)
Alan B.: GrannyPorn (10:25pm)
Dr. Penny: Jack Sparrow octopus porn (10:25pm)
Alan B.: http://bit.ly/1ZqqZCz (10:26pm)
Alan B.: NSFW http://bit.ly/1Zqr35b (10:27pm)
Alan B.: Donald Trump BloodPlay (10:27pm)
Alan B.: Fucking Winston Churchill is the worst sort of porn. (10:30pm)
Dr. Penny: Trump tupe porn (10:30pm)
Alan B.: Except for Hillary Clinton B&D (10:30pm)
Alan B.: Limey Bastard is my favorite drink. (10:31pm)
Alan B.: Two parts Tetley's Original Bitter to one part mushy peas (10:32pm)
Dr. Penny: Oh, they "did" the whole Mission. (10:36pm)
Alan B.: This has veered form sports to war. (10:36pm)
Perfect_Timing: Serious distortion.... (10:36pm)
Alan B.: Get Sarah in to break up this sausage fest. (10:36pm)
Alan B.: Headphone volume is key. (10:37pm)
Alan B.: Can we talk about baking? Or Pinterest? (10:38pm)
Perfect_Timing: Still distorted at low volume... Backing off of the mic is key. (10:38pm)
Dr. Penny: stories being told while in pajamas (10:39pm)
Alan B.: Well, that took a turn. (10:41pm)
Alan B.: "Fuck the troops." - BobMarc (10:41pm)
Dr. Penny: Wild west republicans (10:43pm)
Sesame Street alien: edible split-crotch governments (10:50pm)
Alan B.: Crotchless Supreme Court robes. (10:52pm)
Alan B.: Geography Chat. (10:56pm)
Alan B.: Who can name all 50 state capitals? (10:56pm)
Mrs.: mrs. (11:01pm)
Alan B.: Set up Rump Yugoslavia (11:02pm)
Mrs.: Please tell us if you hear broadcast gaps (aka internet burps) (11:02pm)
Alan B.: Okay for now. (11:02pm)
Mrs.: Hi Alan B! (11:02pm)
Mrs.: Thx for help (11:02pm)
Alan B.: Hi! Just dropped, but it is the Internet buffering. (11:03pm)
Mrs.: Okie. not much we can change here. stay tuned (11:04pm)
Alan B.: The balance and distortion are much better. Pete needs to invest in a mobile compressor. (11:06pm)
Alan B.: Don Joyce filled up grocery bags full of cassettes. (11:08pm)
Alan B.: I heart BobMarc, calling back to Ian Dury. Goddamn. (11:15pm)
Alan B.: Ask him about Wreckless Eric. (11:16pm)
Alan B.: HEART HEART HEART (11:17pm)
Alan B.: http://bit.ly/1TiRMwU (11:18pm)
Karen Carpenter: thx (11:20pm)
Alan B.: I am up waaaaay too late, but 1/2 day tomorrow. (11:24pm)
Alan B.: Havin' fun! (11:24pm)
Alan B.: This whole conversation reminds me of Hitsville UK by The Clash http://bit.ly/1TiS2fj (11:25pm)
Alan B.: All we need is Michael Peppe and we have Bingo. (11:27pm)
Alan B.: G'nite, and Merry Christmas, everybody. (11:33pm)
Karen Carpenter: moral and horror are your friends (1:03am)
WHEN ANIMALS TALK
December 16, 2015 10:00pm
A Scotsman, a Brazilian, a College Student and a Libertarian help Karen Carpenter review the FINAL BROADCAST of Republicans debating in 2015. Nothing like a radio studio full of people who will have no impact whatsoever on the election, but that's NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND.
NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: ... because Sherilyn Connelly has seen Star Wars and you haven't.
Chatroom History
December 16, 2015 10:00pm - 1:30am
vj pussycat: I too always think of o mighty Isis (10:35pm)
vj pussycat: pax! (10:50pm)
vj pussycat: just like the old days (11:02pm)
Fropchopula: fropchopula fashionably late (11:46pm)
Fropchopula: de-icer destroys ices (11:48pm)
Fropchopula: ring ring ring.. obama phone (11:49pm)
Fropchopula: earache? (11:50pm)
Fropchopula: ices is a hoax.. global warming (11:51pm)
Fropchopula: Tell america to quit being pussies (11:52pm)
Fropchopula: my phonelines fucked... but u have a scottish guy.. thyre allowed to say anything out loud (11:53pm)
Fropchopula: fuxkn fock n shiye achk shartn bahck (11:53pm)
Fropchopula: Terrorism is a hoax if america quits being pussies (11:54pm)
Fropchopula: see.. two sticks of icey buttahr (11:55pm)
Fropchopula: hillary clinton beats bill (11:55pm)
Fropchopula: cliton (11:56pm)
Fropchopula: obama dropped the change in his couch (11:57pm)
Fropchopula: thank "bob" (11:58pm)
Fropchopula: trump turned pussy (11:59pm)
Fropchopula: still making bank tho (11:59pm)
Fropchopula: great bank cuntry (11:59pm)
Fropchopula: night punkns (11:59pm)
Fropchopula: ..!., (12:00am)
Fropchopula: Zap ur television... prabob (12:01am)
Fropchopula: In time... we surf a different wave (12:02am)
Fropchopula: the web is a trap (12:03am)
Fropchopula: {}\=� (12:06am)
Fropchopula: leave it to booper (12:08am)
Fropchopula: madaisybell (12:12am)
Fropchopula: politicians dont like ices booper (12:20am)
Fropchopula: air (12:22am)
Fropchopula: waves (12:22am)
Fropchopula: set (12:22am)
Fropchopula: us free (12:22am)
Fropchopula: fuckin cons wont letme post full sentences (12:23am)
Fropchopula: Im gonna have to bolt lawnchairs together to get thru the jam (12:24am)
Fropchopula: cant censor in a vacuum (12:25am)
Can: too, also................ (12:48am)
Of The Force: you with may be (12:57am)
Balazinc: suit an tired required (1:27am)
NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: ... because Sherilyn Connelly has seen Star Wars and you haven't.
Chatroom History
December 16, 2015 10:00pm - 1:30am
vj pussycat: I too always think of o mighty Isis (10:35pm)
vj pussycat: pax! (10:50pm)
vj pussycat: just like the old days (11:02pm)
Fropchopula: fropchopula fashionably late (11:46pm)
Fropchopula: de-icer destroys ices (11:48pm)
Fropchopula: ring ring ring.. obama phone (11:49pm)
Fropchopula: earache? (11:50pm)
Fropchopula: ices is a hoax.. global warming (11:51pm)
Fropchopula: Tell america to quit being pussies (11:52pm)
Fropchopula: my phonelines fucked... but u have a scottish guy.. thyre allowed to say anything out loud (11:53pm)
Fropchopula: fuxkn fock n shiye achk shartn bahck (11:53pm)
Fropchopula: Terrorism is a hoax if america quits being pussies (11:54pm)
Fropchopula: see.. two sticks of icey buttahr (11:55pm)
Fropchopula: hillary clinton beats bill (11:55pm)
Fropchopula: cliton (11:56pm)
Fropchopula: obama dropped the change in his couch (11:57pm)
Fropchopula: thank "bob" (11:58pm)
Fropchopula: trump turned pussy (11:59pm)
Fropchopula: still making bank tho (11:59pm)
Fropchopula: great bank cuntry (11:59pm)
Fropchopula: night punkns (11:59pm)
Fropchopula: ..!., (12:00am)
Fropchopula: Zap ur television... prabob (12:01am)
Fropchopula: In time... we surf a different wave (12:02am)
Fropchopula: the web is a trap (12:03am)
Fropchopula: {}\=� (12:06am)
Fropchopula: leave it to booper (12:08am)
Fropchopula: madaisybell (12:12am)
Fropchopula: politicians dont like ices booper (12:20am)
Fropchopula: air (12:22am)
Fropchopula: waves (12:22am)
Fropchopula: set (12:22am)
Fropchopula: us free (12:22am)
Fropchopula: fuckin cons wont letme post full sentences (12:23am)
Fropchopula: Im gonna have to bolt lawnchairs together to get thru the jam (12:24am)
Fropchopula: cant censor in a vacuum (12:25am)
Can: too, also................ (12:48am)
Of The Force: you with may be (12:57am)
Balazinc: suit an tired required (1:27am)
NHLG'S SATURNALIA TAILGATE PARTY
December 9, 2015 10:00pm
The Festival of Saturn, or Saturnalia, was the most popular in ancient Rome. Saturnus was the god of sowing or seed, and the festival celebrated agriculture. The holiday was first observed on December 17, and then was extended to a seven-day festival of merriment. It still influences the Western world's celebrations of Christmas and New Year, with those holidays' feasting, decorating and revelry. On December 9, the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND prepares for the upcoming Saturnalia festivities, as Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, and Sherilyn Connelly boycott Starbucks for not putting Saturn on their holiday cups.
NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: io Saturnalia!
Chatroom History
December 9, 2015 10:00pm - 1:30am
:: dopin the odd day pores (10:10pm)
:: under the new law, if you are caught with an ounce or more of thrust, you will be given a felony sentence. (10:25pm)
Karen Carpenter: pls, Mr ::, there are children sleeping (10:26pm)
Kirk is a Jerk: MOAR THRUST!!!1!11! (10:27pm)
:: http://bit.ly/1NHuK2F (10:33pm)
nexus_6: 22.50 (10:57pm)
:: venom (11:00pm)
:: the best possible time (11:14pm)
:: http://bit.ly/1XYf5Tk (11:16pm)
DJ Nurse Annabella: The movie Saturn 3 rules. LOL anyways hi y'all (11:23pm)
:: postcards of the hanging (11:32pm)
:: we're going to need more science (11:40pm)
:: http://bit.ly/1XYhRb0 (11:40pm)
Kirk is a Jerk: And moar brain. (11:47pm)
:: moar thoarn (11:54pm)
NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: io Saturnalia!
Chatroom History
December 9, 2015 10:00pm - 1:30am
:: dopin the odd day pores (10:10pm)
:: under the new law, if you are caught with an ounce or more of thrust, you will be given a felony sentence. (10:25pm)
Karen Carpenter: pls, Mr ::, there are children sleeping (10:26pm)
Kirk is a Jerk: MOAR THRUST!!!1!11! (10:27pm)
:: http://bit.ly/1NHuK2F (10:33pm)
nexus_6: 22.50 (10:57pm)
:: venom (11:00pm)
:: the best possible time (11:14pm)
:: http://bit.ly/1XYf5Tk (11:16pm)
DJ Nurse Annabella: The movie Saturn 3 rules. LOL anyways hi y'all (11:23pm)
:: postcards of the hanging (11:32pm)
:: we're going to need more science (11:40pm)
:: http://bit.ly/1XYhRb0 (11:40pm)
Kirk is a Jerk: And moar brain. (11:47pm)
:: moar thoarn (11:54pm)
DUNGAREES DRYWALL AND METH LLP HOLIDAY PARTY!
December 2, 2015 10:00pm
It's been quite a year for the firm of Dungarees Drywall and Meth, the San Francisco legal powerhouse ranked "Best With The Worst" for 8 years running. Whether the case is the minutia of offshore corporate taxation or a small claims action against a deadbeat contractor, DD&M will mount a defense that is quite possibly an offense... and the results? Every day we turn lost causes into causes célèbre, fugitives into persons of interest, and private squabbles into People Magazine covers. Join us for our Annual Holiday Get Together and Client Kickback Distribution Party at the Starlight Room, which hardly conflicts at all with the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, and get served by Karen Carpenter, Esq., Bob-Marc, Esq., Sherilyn Connelly, Esq., and KrOB, perp. Tonight's bonus case: Ralph Carney... Dive Bar Musician or ISIS Recruiter?
NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Turning sow's ears into locally sourced artisanal purses produced by women of color from conflict regions not yet in the mainstream news. Like us on Facebook!
Chatroom History
December 2, 2015 10:00pm - 1:30am
vj pussycat: hi y'all (10:49pm)
Karen Carpenter: hi, you're late (10:49pm)
vj pussycat: no I've been here. just been waxing. I'll post a pic (11:01pm)
Karen Carpenter: is that your pic? (11:02pm)
Karen Carpenter: here come ours! (11:02pm)
vj pussycat: mines not showing yet (11:03pm)
vj pussycat: there it is (11:03pm)
Karen Carpenter: what are you bottling? Winter bock? (11:04pm)
vj pussycat: it's eclipse gran cru masterpiece (11:12pm)
NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Turning sow's ears into locally sourced artisanal purses produced by women of color from conflict regions not yet in the mainstream news. Like us on Facebook!
Chatroom History
December 2, 2015 10:00pm - 1:30am
vj pussycat: hi y'all (10:49pm)
Karen Carpenter: hi, you're late (10:49pm)
vj pussycat: no I've been here. just been waxing. I'll post a pic (11:01pm)
Karen Carpenter: is that your pic? (11:02pm)
Karen Carpenter: here come ours! (11:02pm)
vj pussycat: mines not showing yet (11:03pm)
vj pussycat: there it is (11:03pm)
Karen Carpenter: what are you bottling? Winter bock? (11:04pm)
vj pussycat: it's eclipse gran cru masterpiece (11:12pm)
GIVING THANKS FOR DARK MATTER, Tonight on Radio Valencia!
November 25, 2015 10:00pm
What are we thankful for this year? Friends. Family. Matter that we can’t see directly but we know exists but can’t be normal matter or even interact with it directly bends space which warps the path of light on the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND which can be used if you have millions of galaxies at your disposal to see the subtle distortions of background galaxy light which smears them out and lets you map the location and density of that invisible matter and see that it’s everywhere even well outside the visible boundaries of galaxies which means it fills the Universe including but not limited to Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, and Sherilyn Connelly in every direction and at all distances. Health. The usual.
NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Dark meat, on the other hand...
Alan B.: Listening live. (Wednesday 10:00pm)
Alan B.: bit.ly/1Q0cima (Wednesday 10:03pm)
Alan B.: ^^ Never mind, got fooled. (Wednesday 10:03pm)
vj pussycat: great movie (Wednesday 10:03pm)
Alan B.: Hi, VJ! Yes, I will watch it again soon. (Wednesday 10:05pm)
Alan B.: Is he going to do the other thing? (Wednesday 10:08pm)
Alan B.: Okay, this is a new approach to Floyd. (Wednesday 10:12pm)
Alan B.: HIS OTHER THING IS HARD. (Wednesday 10:17pm)
Alan B.: Dark Matter Rap featuring a blerd: bit.ly/1liYNm6 (Wednesday 10:19pm)
Alan B.: This isn't completely hateful: Dark Matter inspired by Pink Floyd bit.ly/1liYWpL (Wednesday 10:21pm)
Alan B.: OH MY GOD Dark Matters alien invasion goofs: bit.ly/1liZ9Jo (Wednesday 10:23pm)
Alan B.: 41 sec. Wu Tang's GZA raps about science bit.ly/1liZw6F (Wednesday 10:27pm)
Alan B.: Pink Floyd Time 8 Bit bit.ly/1liZImo (Wednesday 10:29pm)
Alan B.: The Illuminati: The Large Hadron Collider Conspiracy bit.ly/1XhvUbp (Wednesday 10:34pm)
DJ Nurse Annabella: hi Alan! aw yea Pink floyd in 8bit kicks ass.. (Wednesday 10:34pm)
Alan B.: Wheee! (Wednesday 10:34pm)
Alan B.: S'up, DJ Nurse A! (Wednesday 10:34pm)
DJ Nurse Annabella: about 2 heat up sum White Castle & (Wednesday 10:35pm)
DJ Nurse Annabella: thought 2 c wats up (Wednesday 10:38pm)
Alan B.: Pete is crushing this. Post some Dark Matter related song stuff. (Wednesday 10:38pm)
DJ Nurse Annabella: i have sum Pink Floyd 8-tracks.. (Wednesday 10:39pm)
DJ Nurse Annabella: tracks (Wednesday 10:39pm)
DJ Nurse Annabella: in the middle of producing my own show too LOL (Wednesday 10:40pm)
DJ Nurse Annabella: ..and gonna bake a turkey 2morrow feck yea.. (Wednesday 10:40pm)
DJ Nurse Annabella: my fave Floyd is Animals and the Final Cut.. (Wednesday 10:42pm)
vj pussycat: flaming lips here I believe (Wednesday 10:44pm)
vj pussycat: woo hoo I got my own portable hadron collider! (Wednesday 10:45pm)
Alan B.: I could use some hadrons, tho. (Wednesday 10:45pm)
DJ Nurse Annabella: that's rad LOL i mite get an Atari Video Music soon (Wednesday 10:45pm)
nexus_6: Happy thanksgiving to you and your family Alan B. (Wednesday 10:46pm)
Alan B.: Hey, Nexus!! Happy Turkey Day to everyone! (Wednesday 10:47pm)
vj pussycat: happy stuff y'all (Wednesday 10:47pm)
DJ Nurse Annabella: gonna appear on Hal again soon...anyways i got pumpkin pie.. (Wednesday 10:49pm)
DJ Nurse Annabella: and whipped cream and Captain Harlock on Betamax (Wednesday 10:52pm)
Alan B.: Weird: at 2:30, Nixon's prepared speech in case the moon landing failed and the astronauts died: bit.ly/1XhyjCT (Wednesday 10:52pm)
DJ Nurse Annabella: LOL (Wednesday 10:53pm)
Alan B.: Props for rocking the Betamax. You know Sony only stopped manufacturing blanks this year? (Wednesday 10:53pm)
DJ Nurse Annabella: really!? dang i didnt know that! (Wednesday 10:53pm)
Alan B.: bit.ly/1lj27Oa (Wednesday 10:54pm)
DJ Nurse Annabella: i got Little Shop of Horrors and Christmas Vacation on Beta.. (Wednesday 10:54pm)
DJ Nurse Annabella: i got aound 90 tapes atm LOL (Wednesday 10:55pm)
DJ Nurse Annabella: David Gilmour iz hella hawt LOL (Wednesday 10:56pm)
DJ Nurse Annabella: Floyd rulez \m/ (Wednesday 10:56pm)
Alan B.: Here's a thought: Play as many of these covers of "Breathe" at the same time until your processor locks up: bit.ly/1lj2sQX (Wednesday 10:57pm)
DJ Nurse Annabella: rad :) ever play Dark Side of the Moon at the same time as Wizarrd of Oz? (Wednesday 10:58pm)
DJ Nurse Annabella: i have Atom Heart Mother on vinyl as well.. (Wednesday 10:59pm)
Alan B.: Oh, shit, every time I go to my brothers' house we get high and he insists on doing that. (Wednesday 10:59pm)
DJ Nurse Annabella: omg it's awesome LOL it's on youtube.. (Wednesday 11:00pm)
Alan B.: Brain Damage By Bim Skala Bim ska cover bit.ly/1lj2E2q (Wednesday 11:00pm)
DJ Nurse Annabella: Nick Mason's solo albu fom '81 is good too.. (Wednesday 11:00pm)
DJ Nurse Annabella: i'll neve forget the first time i heard Dark side high LOL (Wednesday 11:02pm)
Alan B.: Nick Mason - Fictitious Sports - I'm A Mineralist bit.ly/1lj2Qi9 (Wednesday 11:02pm)
DJ Nurse Annabella: he's a great drummer! (Wednesday 11:02pm)
Alan B.: Several Species Of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together In a Cave And Grooving With A Pict bit.ly/1XhzPF9 (Wednesday 11:03pm)
Alan B.: We're missing something, tho: Venom - Live At City Gardens, NJ. CLASSIC. bit.ly/1XhA7fh (Wednesday 11:05pm)
Alan B.: I'm loving this stuff. (Wednesday 11:06pm)
Alan B.: Hi, DJ Bruno! (Wednesday 11:07pm)
Alan B.: Foodie? (Wednesday 11:07pm)
Alan B.: Background music The Royal Philharmonic Orchestra - The Symphonic Pink Floyd bit.ly/1lj3Hj4 (Wednesday 11:09pm)
Alan B.: Philip Glass - Music in Twelve Parts bit.ly/1XhAYwo (Wednesday 11:11pm)
DJ Nurse Annabella: lasers are rad lol lije the one in the movie Real Genius.. (Wednesday 11:16pm)
DJ Nurse Annabella: i got dat on Beta.. (Wednesday 11:16pm)
Alan B.: 'LIGO, A Passion for Understanding' Documentary bit.ly/1lj4Fvz (Wednesday 11:19pm)
DJ Nurse Annabella: this is significant with my research on NASA's EM drive poject.. (Wednesday 11:20pm)
Alan B.: You are truly an Renaissance woman, DJ Nurse Annabella (Wednesday 11:20pm)
DJ Nurse Annabella: domo ;) anyways i cant wait 2 give Dr.Hal anothe magic cookie.. (Wednesday 11:22pm)
DJ Nurse Annabella: not sure if Pete ate sum but i think KrOB had sum as well last time.. (Wednesday 11:25pm)
Alan B.: Edibles are not covered under Michgian's medical pot statute. :( (Wednesday 11:26pm)
Alan B.: I don't imbibe myself, I got kids and stuff. (Wednesday 11:26pm)
Alan B.: (I mean, not at home) (Wednesday 11:26pm)
DJ Nurse Annabella: there's too much weed in SF! lol (Wednesday 11:31pm)
DJ Nurse Annabella: anyways happy thanxgiving Al B.. (Wednesday 11:32pm)
DJ Nurse Annabella: Roger Waters had to been high when he made this song.. (Wednesday 11:33pm)
Alan B.: Happy Thanksgiving, Nurse A! I'm glad you're giving Hal some guest time, that makes his show go smoov. (Wednesday 11:33pm)
DJ Nurse Annabella: :) he also appears on mine on this station bit.ly/1xBZTLC LOL (Wednesday 11:34pm)
Alan B.: My mom loved that Pict song. We called our local radio station back in the 80s during a pink floyd marathon and demanded it over and over (Wednesday 11:35pm)
DJ Nurse Annabella: i might callin KPFA this Thursday.. oh gawd Floyd used to scare me when i was little LOL (Wednesday 11:36pm)
DJ Nurse Annabella: but love them now.. (Wednesday 11:36pm)
DJ Nurse Annabella: The Wall movie used to scare the crap outta me..the scene with the meatgrinder.. (Wednesday 11:37pm)
Alan B.: I might be a little older than you. I liked the Wall the album, came out when I was 13. The movie was ehh, not so great. (Wednesday 11:37pm)
DJ Nurse Annabella: i remember i saw it on HBO lol (Wednesday 11:38pm)
Alan B.: I saw it first run in a theater. Lots of pot smoke and beer bottles rolling down the theater to the bottom. :D (Wednesday 11:39pm)
DJ Nurse Annabella: wow thats wild lol the 80s ruled.. (Wednesday 11:40pm)
DJ Nurse Annabella: gravity waves makes me think of the Atari game yars Revenge lol (Wednesday 11:41pm)
Alan B.: Oooh, Pete should play this: bit.ly/1lLxMZ7 (Wednesday 11:42pm)
Alan B.: That's funny, we had a 2600 and even had ET but not Yar's Revenge. (Wednesday 11:42pm)
DJ Nurse Annabella: i spoke to the creator of Pitfall on my show a few months back LOL this stuff theyre talking about would interest him actually.. (Wednesday 11:43pm)
DJ Nurse Annabella: Atari programmers are into physics and stuff.. (Wednesday 11:44pm)
Alan B.: GWAVE is jpop yo: bit.ly/1lj7dKc (Wednesday 11:45pm)
Alan B.: Maybe this time the submixer isn't on fire and dead. (Wednesday 11:46pm)
Alan B.: I just want to post this. bit.ly/1lLyh5v (Wednesday 11:47pm)
Alan B.: bit.ly/1lLyllN (Wednesday 11:49pm)
Alan B.: There is no gravity, the earth sucks. (Wednesday 11:52pm)
Alan B.: I wish I had potato chips. (Wednesday 11:53pm)
Alan B.: God dammit, did DJ Bruno have to say pizza? (Wednesday 11:53pm)
Alan B.: Puzz Ev, cat man (Wednesday 11:53pm)
Alan B.: bit.ly/1lj7U6i (Wednesday 11:55pm)
Alan B.: Goodbye, folks. G'nite, Pete, Bruno and Puzz. (Wednesday 11:58pm)
Alan B.: Nice talking to you, DJ N A (Wednesday 11:58pm)
NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Dark meat, on the other hand...
Alan B.: Listening live. (Wednesday 10:00pm)
Alan B.: bit.ly/1Q0cima (Wednesday 10:03pm)
Alan B.: ^^ Never mind, got fooled. (Wednesday 10:03pm)
vj pussycat: great movie (Wednesday 10:03pm)
Alan B.: Hi, VJ! Yes, I will watch it again soon. (Wednesday 10:05pm)
Alan B.: Is he going to do the other thing? (Wednesday 10:08pm)
Alan B.: Okay, this is a new approach to Floyd. (Wednesday 10:12pm)
Alan B.: HIS OTHER THING IS HARD. (Wednesday 10:17pm)
Alan B.: Dark Matter Rap featuring a blerd: bit.ly/1liYNm6 (Wednesday 10:19pm)
Alan B.: This isn't completely hateful: Dark Matter inspired by Pink Floyd bit.ly/1liYWpL (Wednesday 10:21pm)
Alan B.: OH MY GOD Dark Matters alien invasion goofs: bit.ly/1liZ9Jo (Wednesday 10:23pm)
Alan B.: 41 sec. Wu Tang's GZA raps about science bit.ly/1liZw6F (Wednesday 10:27pm)
Alan B.: Pink Floyd Time 8 Bit bit.ly/1liZImo (Wednesday 10:29pm)
Alan B.: The Illuminati: The Large Hadron Collider Conspiracy bit.ly/1XhvUbp (Wednesday 10:34pm)
DJ Nurse Annabella: hi Alan! aw yea Pink floyd in 8bit kicks ass.. (Wednesday 10:34pm)
Alan B.: Wheee! (Wednesday 10:34pm)
Alan B.: S'up, DJ Nurse A! (Wednesday 10:34pm)
DJ Nurse Annabella: about 2 heat up sum White Castle & (Wednesday 10:35pm)
DJ Nurse Annabella: thought 2 c wats up (Wednesday 10:38pm)
Alan B.: Pete is crushing this. Post some Dark Matter related song stuff. (Wednesday 10:38pm)
DJ Nurse Annabella: i have sum Pink Floyd 8-tracks.. (Wednesday 10:39pm)
DJ Nurse Annabella: tracks (Wednesday 10:39pm)
DJ Nurse Annabella: in the middle of producing my own show too LOL (Wednesday 10:40pm)
DJ Nurse Annabella: ..and gonna bake a turkey 2morrow feck yea.. (Wednesday 10:40pm)
DJ Nurse Annabella: my fave Floyd is Animals and the Final Cut.. (Wednesday 10:42pm)
vj pussycat: flaming lips here I believe (Wednesday 10:44pm)
vj pussycat: woo hoo I got my own portable hadron collider! (Wednesday 10:45pm)
Alan B.: I could use some hadrons, tho. (Wednesday 10:45pm)
DJ Nurse Annabella: that's rad LOL i mite get an Atari Video Music soon (Wednesday 10:45pm)
nexus_6: Happy thanksgiving to you and your family Alan B. (Wednesday 10:46pm)
Alan B.: Hey, Nexus!! Happy Turkey Day to everyone! (Wednesday 10:47pm)
vj pussycat: happy stuff y'all (Wednesday 10:47pm)
DJ Nurse Annabella: gonna appear on Hal again soon...anyways i got pumpkin pie.. (Wednesday 10:49pm)
DJ Nurse Annabella: and whipped cream and Captain Harlock on Betamax (Wednesday 10:52pm)
Alan B.: Weird: at 2:30, Nixon's prepared speech in case the moon landing failed and the astronauts died: bit.ly/1XhyjCT (Wednesday 10:52pm)
DJ Nurse Annabella: LOL (Wednesday 10:53pm)
Alan B.: Props for rocking the Betamax. You know Sony only stopped manufacturing blanks this year? (Wednesday 10:53pm)
DJ Nurse Annabella: really!? dang i didnt know that! (Wednesday 10:53pm)
Alan B.: bit.ly/1lj27Oa (Wednesday 10:54pm)
DJ Nurse Annabella: i got Little Shop of Horrors and Christmas Vacation on Beta.. (Wednesday 10:54pm)
DJ Nurse Annabella: i got aound 90 tapes atm LOL (Wednesday 10:55pm)
DJ Nurse Annabella: David Gilmour iz hella hawt LOL (Wednesday 10:56pm)
DJ Nurse Annabella: Floyd rulez \m/ (Wednesday 10:56pm)
Alan B.: Here's a thought: Play as many of these covers of "Breathe" at the same time until your processor locks up: bit.ly/1lj2sQX (Wednesday 10:57pm)
DJ Nurse Annabella: rad :) ever play Dark Side of the Moon at the same time as Wizarrd of Oz? (Wednesday 10:58pm)
DJ Nurse Annabella: i have Atom Heart Mother on vinyl as well.. (Wednesday 10:59pm)
Alan B.: Oh, shit, every time I go to my brothers' house we get high and he insists on doing that. (Wednesday 10:59pm)
DJ Nurse Annabella: omg it's awesome LOL it's on youtube.. (Wednesday 11:00pm)
Alan B.: Brain Damage By Bim Skala Bim ska cover bit.ly/1lj2E2q (Wednesday 11:00pm)
DJ Nurse Annabella: Nick Mason's solo albu fom '81 is good too.. (Wednesday 11:00pm)
DJ Nurse Annabella: i'll neve forget the first time i heard Dark side high LOL (Wednesday 11:02pm)
Alan B.: Nick Mason - Fictitious Sports - I'm A Mineralist bit.ly/1lj2Qi9 (Wednesday 11:02pm)
DJ Nurse Annabella: he's a great drummer! (Wednesday 11:02pm)
Alan B.: Several Species Of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together In a Cave And Grooving With A Pict bit.ly/1XhzPF9 (Wednesday 11:03pm)
Alan B.: We're missing something, tho: Venom - Live At City Gardens, NJ. CLASSIC. bit.ly/1XhA7fh (Wednesday 11:05pm)
Alan B.: I'm loving this stuff. (Wednesday 11:06pm)
Alan B.: Hi, DJ Bruno! (Wednesday 11:07pm)
Alan B.: Foodie? (Wednesday 11:07pm)
Alan B.: Background music The Royal Philharmonic Orchestra - The Symphonic Pink Floyd bit.ly/1lj3Hj4 (Wednesday 11:09pm)
Alan B.: Philip Glass - Music in Twelve Parts bit.ly/1XhAYwo (Wednesday 11:11pm)
DJ Nurse Annabella: lasers are rad lol lije the one in the movie Real Genius.. (Wednesday 11:16pm)
DJ Nurse Annabella: i got dat on Beta.. (Wednesday 11:16pm)
Alan B.: 'LIGO, A Passion for Understanding' Documentary bit.ly/1lj4Fvz (Wednesday 11:19pm)
DJ Nurse Annabella: this is significant with my research on NASA's EM drive poject.. (Wednesday 11:20pm)
Alan B.: You are truly an Renaissance woman, DJ Nurse Annabella (Wednesday 11:20pm)
DJ Nurse Annabella: domo ;) anyways i cant wait 2 give Dr.Hal anothe magic cookie.. (Wednesday 11:22pm)
DJ Nurse Annabella: not sure if Pete ate sum but i think KrOB had sum as well last time.. (Wednesday 11:25pm)
Alan B.: Edibles are not covered under Michgian's medical pot statute. :( (Wednesday 11:26pm)
Alan B.: I don't imbibe myself, I got kids and stuff. (Wednesday 11:26pm)
Alan B.: (I mean, not at home) (Wednesday 11:26pm)
DJ Nurse Annabella: there's too much weed in SF! lol (Wednesday 11:31pm)
DJ Nurse Annabella: anyways happy thanxgiving Al B.. (Wednesday 11:32pm)
DJ Nurse Annabella: Roger Waters had to been high when he made this song.. (Wednesday 11:33pm)
Alan B.: Happy Thanksgiving, Nurse A! I'm glad you're giving Hal some guest time, that makes his show go smoov. (Wednesday 11:33pm)
DJ Nurse Annabella: :) he also appears on mine on this station bit.ly/1xBZTLC LOL (Wednesday 11:34pm)
Alan B.: My mom loved that Pict song. We called our local radio station back in the 80s during a pink floyd marathon and demanded it over and over (Wednesday 11:35pm)
DJ Nurse Annabella: i might callin KPFA this Thursday.. oh gawd Floyd used to scare me when i was little LOL (Wednesday 11:36pm)
DJ Nurse Annabella: but love them now.. (Wednesday 11:36pm)
DJ Nurse Annabella: The Wall movie used to scare the crap outta me..the scene with the meatgrinder.. (Wednesday 11:37pm)
Alan B.: I might be a little older than you. I liked the Wall the album, came out when I was 13. The movie was ehh, not so great. (Wednesday 11:37pm)
DJ Nurse Annabella: i remember i saw it on HBO lol (Wednesday 11:38pm)
Alan B.: I saw it first run in a theater. Lots of pot smoke and beer bottles rolling down the theater to the bottom. :D (Wednesday 11:39pm)
DJ Nurse Annabella: wow thats wild lol the 80s ruled.. (Wednesday 11:40pm)
DJ Nurse Annabella: gravity waves makes me think of the Atari game yars Revenge lol (Wednesday 11:41pm)
Alan B.: Oooh, Pete should play this: bit.ly/1lLxMZ7 (Wednesday 11:42pm)
Alan B.: That's funny, we had a 2600 and even had ET but not Yar's Revenge. (Wednesday 11:42pm)
DJ Nurse Annabella: i spoke to the creator of Pitfall on my show a few months back LOL this stuff theyre talking about would interest him actually.. (Wednesday 11:43pm)
DJ Nurse Annabella: Atari programmers are into physics and stuff.. (Wednesday 11:44pm)
Alan B.: GWAVE is jpop yo: bit.ly/1lj7dKc (Wednesday 11:45pm)
Alan B.: Maybe this time the submixer isn't on fire and dead. (Wednesday 11:46pm)
Alan B.: I just want to post this. bit.ly/1lLyh5v (Wednesday 11:47pm)
Alan B.: bit.ly/1lLyllN (Wednesday 11:49pm)
Alan B.: There is no gravity, the earth sucks. (Wednesday 11:52pm)
Alan B.: I wish I had potato chips. (Wednesday 11:53pm)
Alan B.: God dammit, did DJ Bruno have to say pizza? (Wednesday 11:53pm)
Alan B.: Puzz Ev, cat man (Wednesday 11:53pm)
Alan B.: bit.ly/1lj7U6i (Wednesday 11:55pm)
Alan B.: Goodbye, folks. G'nite, Pete, Bruno and Puzz. (Wednesday 11:58pm)
Alan B.: Nice talking to you, DJ N A (Wednesday 11:58pm)
ANONYMOUS DOXXES NHLG, Tonight on Radio Valencia!
November 18, 2015 10:00pm
BULLETIN: The collective known as Anonymous has declared war on NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND for numerous crimes against radio, including: playing of autotune, over/under/sideways modulation, too many people talking at once, overmixing/undermixing/sideways mixing, not covering the mike during coughs, guests always asking why they bothered coming, unpaid dues, crumbs on the console, over/under/sideways downward dog, low power, bad lead-in show, and inviting Dr Fiasco and Geek Freak Davey to the FINAL BROADCAST. Anonymous has declared NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND to be the enemy of the people and they will be shut down. Really. Because Anonymous said so. You can count on it this time. You can take it to the bank. The ones we didn't shut down. So... Tune in at 10pm and hear the screams of thanks from all the listeners.
NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: We don't even know what doxx means.
Chatroom History
November 18, 2015 10:00pm - 1:30am
Dr. Penny: NHLG shreds the binder of candidates. (10:14pm)
Alan B.: Gnnnn. (10:24pm)
Alan B.: Okay, now I'm really tired of debates, yo. (10:24pm)
The US: Let us debait. (11:24pm)
The US: What, no voters?! (11:36pm)
Dr. Penny: Pzlg in pre-show preening. (11:52pm)
The US: Preened..... (12:21am)
NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: We don't even know what doxx means.
Chatroom History
November 18, 2015 10:00pm - 1:30am
Dr. Penny: NHLG shreds the binder of candidates. (10:14pm)
Alan B.: Gnnnn. (10:24pm)
Alan B.: Okay, now I'm really tired of debates, yo. (10:24pm)
The US: Let us debait. (11:24pm)
The US: What, no voters?! (11:36pm)
Dr. Penny: Pzlg in pre-show preening. (11:52pm)
The US: Preened..... (12:21am)
STOP ME IF YOU'VE HEARD THIS ONE
November 11, 2015 10:00pm
Two weeks after the much-maligned CNBC Republican debate, where we learned that the 2016 GOP hopefuls opposed raising the minimum wage, would cut taxes to practically nothing and abolish the IRS, would repeal Obamacare, destroy ISIS with their steely gazes, not to mention spending billions more on the military, and, of course, that they really, really hate Hillary Clinton, they met again Tuesday night. This time, facing their friends from the Wall Street Journal and the Fox Business Network, we learned that...the 2016 GOP hopefuls opposed raising the minimum wage, would cut taxes to practically nothing and abolish the IRS, would repeal Obamacare, destroy ISIS with their steely gazes, not to mention spending billions more on the military, and, of course, that they really, really hate Hillary Clinton. Plus: The FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, with Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc and Sherilyn Connelly, and/or/but KrOB.
NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Yes, we cut the theme out of a leftie blog.
Chatroom History
November 11, 2015 10:00pm - 1:30am
Nexus006: Thinking Welders Local 242 takes offense to that. (10:14pm)
NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Yes, we cut the theme out of a leftie blog.
Chatroom History
November 11, 2015 10:00pm - 1:30am
Nexus006: Thinking Welders Local 242 takes offense to that. (10:14pm)
A STORM IS COMING
November 4, 2015 10:00pm
In Noah's day the saved were safely shut into the ark. The ark became their "shelter in the time of storm." The world was shut out. Noah and his family were safe inside the ark. Today we can only find safety by following Christ, by faith, in His closing work in the second apartment of the heavenly Sanctuary. We must, by faith, be shut into the most holy place of the heavenly sanctuary, just as Noah was shut into the ark.
A storm is now coming on the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, relentless in its fury. Those who follow Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, and Sherilyn Connelly, by faith, into the most holy place will be close to KrOB and His throne--the podcast of the covenant, containing the 87.9 commandments.
NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Also Winter, probably.
Chatroom History
November 4, 2015 10:00pm - 1:30am
nexus_6: This storm: http://bit.ly/1NtzSHO (10:04pm)
vj pussycat: OMG! this works again (10:13pm)
vj pussycat: I have a weather report for the sierras (10:16pm)
vj pussycat: if you hang up on me again I will not try again (10:31pm)
vj pussycat: Chow fun yes (10:31pm)
vj pussycat: Let me know when you got the phone figured out (10:32pm)
Karen Carpenter: ok it has been krobized (10:40pm)
Kat Herding: hi freaks! (10:43pm)
Karen Carpenter: call in Kat... 415-962-7979... we need a Boulder weather el nino report (10:46pm)
A storm is now coming on the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, relentless in its fury. Those who follow Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, and Sherilyn Connelly, by faith, into the most holy place will be close to KrOB and His throne--the podcast of the covenant, containing the 87.9 commandments.
NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Also Winter, probably.
Chatroom History
November 4, 2015 10:00pm - 1:30am
nexus_6: This storm: http://bit.ly/1NtzSHO (10:04pm)
vj pussycat: OMG! this works again (10:13pm)
vj pussycat: I have a weather report for the sierras (10:16pm)
vj pussycat: if you hang up on me again I will not try again (10:31pm)
vj pussycat: Chow fun yes (10:31pm)
vj pussycat: Let me know when you got the phone figured out (10:32pm)
Karen Carpenter: ok it has been krobized (10:40pm)
Kat Herding: hi freaks! (10:43pm)
Karen Carpenter: call in Kat... 415-962-7979... we need a Boulder weather el nino report (10:46pm)
HOLIDAY SCARE FAIL
October 28, 2015 10:00pm
In a world where reality has jumped the shark, politics has jumped the shark, and jump the shark has jumped the shark, the creative talent team of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND admits defeat. They are unable to conceive anything more outrageous than what passes for the intentional vocalizations emitted from public figures. The UK prime minister had intimate relations with pork, the Israeli prime minister claims Hitler didn't really want to burn Jews, and Obama continues to deny he is an African commie wiccan cokehead who just took your guns. Social critics Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc and Sherilyn Connelly humbly confess that nothing they say or do will ever be as scary as the subject of tonight's FINAL BROADCAST, that being the presidential candidates of the dominant political party.
NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: It's only a dream. It's only a dream. It's only a dream.
NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: It's only a dream. It's only a dream. It's only a dream.
NATAS NATAS NATAS
October 21, 2015 10:00pm
That rock and roll is the devil's music is undisputed, but the truth of its evil influence goes deeper than you (yes, you) could have ever imagined. Did you know that a group of rock musicians in league with Satan are trying to corrupt the minds of youth through messages that can only be deciphered when played backwards? Shocking but true! On the FINAL BROADCAST of DNALG TNIL RIAH ESON, Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, and Sherilyn Connelly will get to the bottom of this terrifying ploy to recruit your children -- and they just might turn you on, dead man.
DNALG TNIL RIAH ESON: Natas teews ruo ot s'ereh.
DNALG TNIL RIAH ESON: Natas teews ruo ot s'ereh.
OCTOBER SURPRISE!
October 14, 2015 10:00pm
Funny how everyone looks forward to Decorative Gourd Season, what with the fall colors, the crisp air, and the excitement of Halloween. In reality we jointly experience massive cell death, uncontrolled climate change and bizarre sugar extortion. Setting aside these ironies, the general populous blindly jogs on, more or less oblivious to the reality of monsters... MONSTERS IN CONTROL OF YOUR LIFE. Yes, some time ago, top scientists at NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND (including, but not limited to Dr. Karen Carpenter, Professor Bob-Marc, and Doctor-Professor-Doctor Sherilyn Connelly) discovered the hidden secret of the US Government, i.e. that it is infiltrated by a menagerie of aliens, reptilians, silicon-based A.I. apps, lagoon creatures, restless spirits, subterranian molemen and hedge fund managers. Except the Post Office, which is, and always has been, a union shop. So, as you listen to the FINAL BROADCAST, now know that the unending display of the basest of human instincts that is the presidential campaign shows what real humans are... and one of then will someday be the only person standing between US and The U.S. GOVERNMENT! Da da daaaaa.
NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: I'm giving you a choice: either put on these glasses, or start eating that trash can.
NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: I'm giving you a choice: either put on these glasses, or start eating that trash can.
LIFE AFTER DEADLINES
September 30, 2015 10:00pm
Do you know what day it is? It's later than you think! That deadline is looming, and you haven't even started on that thing you have to do, have you? But here on the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, Karen Carpenter,Sherilyn Connelly, and KrOB will help you prioritize your objectives and get your work finished on time. It won't be done well, but it will be done.
NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: It won't be done well, but it will be done.
Chatroom History
September 30, 2015 10:00pm - 1:30am
vj pussycat: the preferred name for it is faffing (10:06pm)
vj pussycat: F.A.F.F.E. (10:07pm)
vj pussycat: F.A.F.F.F. (10:08pm)
vj pussycat: sounds like laughing (10:33pm)
vj pussycat: fucking around for fucking forever (10:33pm)
nexus006: Not much chit chat tonight eh? (11:29pm)
Karen Carpenter: shut up! (11:35pm)
NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: It won't be done well, but it will be done.
Chatroom History
September 30, 2015 10:00pm - 1:30am
vj pussycat: the preferred name for it is faffing (10:06pm)
vj pussycat: F.A.F.F.E. (10:07pm)
vj pussycat: F.A.F.F.F. (10:08pm)
vj pussycat: sounds like laughing (10:33pm)
vj pussycat: fucking around for fucking forever (10:33pm)
nexus006: Not much chit chat tonight eh? (11:29pm)
Karen Carpenter: shut up! (11:35pm)
PLANNED SINGLEHOOD EXPOSED!
September 23, 2015 10:00pm
A recent series of investigative reports has produced a look into the unsavory activities of Planned Singlehood, this country's leading organization for the perpetuation and coddling of aging frat boys, hyper-aware wymen, Salesforce employees, and other random nozzles. Videos were secretly recorded of Planned Singlehood executives discussing the seminars and services offered, including: "Varsity Collar-Popping Tips", "Generic Roofies: As Good or Better?", "Manspreading on the Googlebus", "Managing Your Social Media Outrage d' jour for Maximum Likes", "Mother-Shaming at the Checkout", "How to be Liberal on Facebook But a Libertarian in Bed", "Real-Life Testing of 'Dump': the Uber of Breakup Apps", and "Surviving a Significant Other".
It is clearly your moral obligation to hear happily (and legally) married Karen Carpenter exploit the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND to lecture Sherilyn Connelly, Bob-Marc, KrOB, Puzzling Evidence, Juan Rapido, DJ Bruno, Dr. Hal, all the new people doing Over The Edge plus that guy with the bedbug sniffing dog, about their selfish lifestyles.
NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Cool story, Bro!
Chatroom History
September 23, 2015 10:00pm - 1:30am
Alan B.: The diet of no fucks. (10:02pm)
vj pussycat: whoopee (10:06pm)
Alan B.: Don Rickles!! Fuck yeah! (10:07pm)
Alan B.: Hey, vj! (10:07pm)
vj pussycat: hiya alan b! (10:07pm)
Alan B.: Okay, bed time. (10:09pm)
vj pussycat: wow, that was fast (10:09pm)
vj pussycat: tell krob I said hello (10:37pm)
vj pussycat: John wayne (10:41pm)
vj pussycat: Oh I miss this song! (12:21am)
It is clearly your moral obligation to hear happily (and legally) married Karen Carpenter exploit the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND to lecture Sherilyn Connelly, Bob-Marc, KrOB, Puzzling Evidence, Juan Rapido, DJ Bruno, Dr. Hal, all the new people doing Over The Edge plus that guy with the bedbug sniffing dog, about their selfish lifestyles.
NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Cool story, Bro!
Chatroom History
September 23, 2015 10:00pm - 1:30am
Alan B.: The diet of no fucks. (10:02pm)
vj pussycat: whoopee (10:06pm)
Alan B.: Don Rickles!! Fuck yeah! (10:07pm)
Alan B.: Hey, vj! (10:07pm)
vj pussycat: hiya alan b! (10:07pm)
Alan B.: Okay, bed time. (10:09pm)
vj pussycat: wow, that was fast (10:09pm)
vj pussycat: tell krob I said hello (10:37pm)
vj pussycat: John wayne (10:41pm)
vj pussycat: Oh I miss this song! (12:21am)
