Now some regular listeners to NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND suspected that last week's show, a rehash of past themes of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, was even more of a re-hash than usual. There may even be a rumor that the hosts of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND don't have jack to say no more.

Au contraire, we say with a flourish!

And to prove it, we shall have an ALL NEW SHOW with Jack! In fact, several. Jack Lord, Jack Webb and Jack Nicholson. Maybe a few lesser jacks too, we might, try and stop us. Watch closely as K. Jack Carpenter, Bob-Jack-Marc, and Dr. Jack Fiasco make a weekly struggle for a coherent theme seem effortless. Thanks to the internet.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: (insert jack-shit joke about jacking-off here)

Chatroom History
January 23, 2013 10:00pm - 1:30am

crumblydonut: digging the latin jazz before nosehairs flutter (10:01pm)
oh hi dante: me too good jazz! (10:05pm)
crumblydonut: thought it was the jack show, not the mike show (10:08pm)
crumblydonut: whats a phone? internet! internet! (10:15pm)
crumblydonut: it was of the lord, surely. (10:16pm)
crumblydonut: jack lords hairs looked like the perfect wave. (10:16pm)
crumblydonut: butterfly mcqueen (10:18pm)
crumblydonut: dragnet rules! (10:20pm)
crumblydonut: nothing wrong with it (10:22pm)
Last Day: My Time Will Come!! (10:25pm)
Dr. Penny: Well, who wouldn't want BobMarc?! (10:25pm)
Last Day: a virus named Rock. (10:25pm)
Lance Showstrong: Tanks! (10:26pm)
Lance Showstrong: George Carlin LIVES!!!!! (10:26pm)
crumblydonut: george "jack" carlin (10:26pm)
Distaff Rule Committee: Do the all woman show already (10:28pm)
crumblydonut: nothing wrong with that (10:29pm)
Distaff Rule Committee: gay agenda commiittee on the air (10:29pm)
crumblydonut: gay flouride. (10:30pm)
Cancer: I own you all soon (10:30pm)
crumblydonut: was that a real alex jones thing? (10:30pm)
Name: Look up me number (10:30pm)
crumblydonut: i think alex jones is definitely a plant. (10:30pm)
Name: Herbert is a plant. (10:30pm)
crumblydonut: Robert was definitely a plant (10:31pm)
crumblydonut: and failing. what a dope that professor was. (10:32pm)
Name: Berate-ah (10:33pm)
Free: is me! (10:33pm)
Dr. Penny: With two PhDs on the show, what could th (10:33pm)
Free: Remember our big hit! (10:33pm)
Free: Santa Rosa (10:33pm)
Free: Petaluma (10:34pm)
Dr. Penny: With two PhDs on the show wha (10:34pm)
Free: Rohnart Park (10:34pm)
crumblydonut: on the other hand, i fart "a little" (10:34pm)
Dr. Penny: t could they build a radio out of? (10:34pm)
crumblydonut: building radios out of cabanas (10:35pm)
crumblydonut: i wanna rock! (10:36pm)
crumblydonut: captain stuupid. (10:37pm)
The Dead: We're coming for you, BuB Mark! (10:39pm)
Ayne Rand: I Love Dr Fiasco! (10:39pm)
crumblydonut: two nickels for a jack (10:40pm)
Cheese the Dead: and Spreadv the Past! (10:40pm)
crumblydonut: veto the dead. (10:40pm)
The Vote: Done... (10:40pm)
crumblydonut: my favorite dead song is "turn this off now" (10:40pm)
Committee To Stop Dead Songage: Burn The RadiavalenCIA. (10:41pm)
crumblydonut: that was a beautiful excerpt. (10:42pm)
crumblydonut: the name of the song was Jack Jack Jack and "Jack Straw". (10:42pm)
DJ Elimination Experiment a success...: ok? (10:42pm)
Dr. Penny: Finl (10:42pm)
vj pussycat: d boon (10:42pm)
crumblydonut: jesus "jack" christ (10:43pm)
vj pussycat: you can't adjust the strap on d boon's hat (10:43pm)
Sandwhich: "Jack" Glandular (10:43pm)
Dr. Penny: finally BobMarc is lubed up (10:43pm)
crumblydonut: as square as Jack webgbs persona was, he was actually pretty hep and a big booster of jazz. (10:45pm)
crumblydonut: thats the best part of the dead tho (10:45pm)
The Entire SouthWest: trying to. (10:46pm)
The Entire SouthWest: food (10:47pm)
crumblydonut: i tried that una napolito pizza fancy pants stuff. good, but $20. (10:47pm)
vj pussycat: i wasn't impressed by that place (10:48pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: Hey VJ Pcat! (10:48pm)
Thursday Never, at Never O'Clock: That worked with mine (10:48pm)
vj pussycat: hi mrs dr! (10:48pm)
crumblydonut: buck owens was pretty hep and a big booster of jazz (10:49pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: that's a drag about your truck! (10:49pm)
vj pussycat: i know! (10:49pm)
vj pussycat: i wanted to come by and visit, but after that... (10:49pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: drat. (10:49pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: did they get anything? (10:50pm)
vj pussycat: nothing valuable (10:50pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: good good (10:50pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: but still the broken window sux. (10:50pm)
crumblydonut: do you still have to dress in white? (10:50pm)
vj pussycat: about $20 worth of food saver bags, empty boxes and tins and a duffel bag (10:51pm)
vj pussycat: yea, window's the worst part (10:51pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: yeah...I know. (10:51pm)
vj pussycat: they fucked up their smash and grab and grabbed the wrong bag (10:52pm)
crumblydonut: billy jack theme song! (10:52pm)
crumblydonut: i win (10:52pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: lucky you guys! (10:53pm)
crumblydonut: one tin soldier runs away (10:53pm)
vj pussycat: yep : ) (10:53pm)
crumblydonut: he was indian in the movies, but not in reals. (10:53pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: how was yo la tengo? (10:53pm)
vj pussycat: oh sooooo goood! (10:54pm)
vj pussycat: missed you there! (10:54pm)
crumblydonut: howard hessman was in that billy jack movie (10:55pm)
vj pussycat: they're coming back in may for a real show - we should go (10:55pm)
crumblydonut: wow. wellman, did not know that. (10:55pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: we'll get the babysitter situation figured out by then. (10:55pm)
crumblydonut: ill check that shit out (10:55pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: we're getting started with it now. (10:56pm)
crumblydonut: tom laughlin is a mixed bag. half righteous guy, half kinda crackpot. (10:56pm)
vj pussycat: really? have you tried that yet? i can't imagine. i just figured you put on her headphones and put her on daddy's chestpack (10:57pm)
Married to the Show: ahhhhh....but...Non. (10:57pm)
crumblydonut: condonlences for the car window grab. sucks potatoes (10:57pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: we tried it in brazil w/ her aunt. (10:57pm)
vj pussycat: thx crumblydonut (10:57pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: and she did well. (10:57pm)
crumblydonut: i unfortunatley have gone for broke my whole damn life. (10:57pm)
crumblydonut: jk (10:58pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: we're trying next week (10:58pm)
vj pussycat: so she's gonna fly in so we can go to yo la tengo - awesome!!! (10:58pm)
crumblydonut: this is music dammit. (10:58pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: ha (10:58pm)
DesperateLastDitchAttempt: Brokeback love song... nice (10:58pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: no we're goin' local this time. (10:58pm)
crumblydonut: Jeath (10:58pm)
vj pussycat: craigslist (10:59pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: no, we've got a friend. (10:59pm)
crumblydonut: i hear heath was a hep guy and was a big booster of jazz (10:59pm)
crumblydonut: hey mrs fiasco, are you guys in sf or east bay? (11:00pm)
vj pussycat: whew! i pictured some creepy - oh nevermind. of course you do! (11:00pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: sf (11:00pm)
Dr. Penny: Jack Sparrow! (11:00pm)
crumblydonut: aha. (11:00pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: mission (11:00pm)
vj pussycat: fuckin mission (11:00pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: haha (11:00pm)
crumblydonut: we have met before at a few of Dr. Brody's shigdings. (11:00pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: you say that now, but you'll be back (11:01pm)
vj pussycat: shit that shit happens all over the city (11:01pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: refresh my memory. (11:01pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: it does (11:01pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: happened to me in the lower haight. (11:01pm)
vj pussycat: yea, and i will (11:01pm)
vj pussycat: and kyle too (11:01pm)
crumblydonut: ah. i think the last time was (time flies) 2 years ago. we had our son jack running around. (11:01pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: the dr. had his car broken into 4 times in the aLoHa. (11:02pm)
vj pussycat: yea, everybody's car down there has one window that's cardboard ducktaped in (11:03pm)
Married to the Show: Repeat: Herbert is a Plant. (11:03pm)
crumblydonut: heh (11:03pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: like my new abbreviation for the lower haight? (11:03pm)
vj pussycat: i'm gonna crack my knuckles and jump for joy (11:03pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: I came up with that one aLoHa (tm). (11:03pm)
vj pussycat: yes! loha! (11:03pm)
Married to the Show: Foreshadowing of NHLG's political stance. (11:03pm)
vj pussycat: why a? loha (11:03pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: b/c then it become Aloha! (11:04pm)
Married to the Show: Thought you meant Hawaii...where you do get broken into 4 times a day (11:04pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: aLoHa (tm....Jennalex) (11:04pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: a---LoHa. (11:04pm)
vj pussycat: i've been ripped off in hawaii too (11:05pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: I know. (11:05pm)
vj pussycat: yea, but mtts didn't (11:05pm)
DesperateLastDitchAttempt: Moderation? pfft Hunter S. doesn't approve (11:05pm)
Married to the Show: many my hawaiian friends still have your hoale stuff (11:05pm)
vj pussycat: what's lucia doing? (11:05pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: sleeping. (11:06pm)
vj pussycat: haha no they don't mtts (11:06pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: dreaming. (11:06pm)
vj pussycat: oh that's good (11:06pm)
vj pussycat: about? (11:06pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: boobs. (11:06pm)
vj pussycat: hahahahah (11:06pm)
The Floor Rises: We're openg fr The Door!! (11:06pm)
vj pussycat: good one! (11:07pm)
Work Out: Herbert!! (11:07pm)
crumblydonut: shhht (11:07pm)
vj pussycat: headin out to eden yea brother (11:08pm)
Next Week: Face In The Crowd (11:09pm)
vj pussycat: brother (11:10pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: russ meyers. (11:11pm)
Dr. Penny: Jack Donner (11:11pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: Boobs for Lucia to dream about! (11:11pm)
vj pussycat: love those russ meyers movies (11:12pm)
vj pussycat: hahahah (11:12pm)
vj pussycat: you mean JACKing off (11:12pm)
Clean: Get Some. (11:13pm)
Is This sloppy left-overs from "Mission Position"?: ....ok.. (11:13pm)
Is This sloppy left-overs from "Mission Position"?: Mission Position? (11:14pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: ha ha....Jacking! (11:14pm)
vj pussycat: get it? (11:14pm)
Dr. Penny: Some people are really into ankles. (11:14pm)
vj pussycat: i'm into noshair (11:14pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: some people are in to cankles. (11:14pm)
And: some people are into tea. (11:15pm)
vj pussycat: what are cankles (11:15pm)
And: This Old Show (11:15pm)
And: Ask This Old Dr Hal. (11:16pm)
vj pussycat: wtf (11:16pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: when your calves and ankles magically blend together with no tapering in size. (11:16pm)
vj pussycat: hahaha (11:16pm)
Dr. Penny: belly buttons too (11:16pm)
vj pussycat: ewww tht is creepy (11:16pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: http://bit.ly/WW7j6N//americanenglis hblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09 /cankles.jpg&imgrefurl=http://bit.ly /WW7j6O&tbnh=92&tbnw=115&zoom=1&usg= __g8ZZM9CRQE4BmFckibiBJyipjoo=&docid =Zd35mx50AnaBRM&hl=en&sa=X&ei=zN8AUa XHJOrrigLj1ICAAQ&sqi=2&ved=0CFMQ9QEw BQ (11:16pm)
And: The Zone System works all night, ladies.... (11:17pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: http://bit.ly/WW7iQd&ved=0CAgQjRwwAA &url=http%3A%2F%2Famericanenglishblo g.com%2F2011%2F09%2Fcankles-american -body-slang%2F&ei=1N8AUb7MN8ybjALu74 H4Cw&psig=AFQjCNH30OfLJ7KRXNAgyFgyhn RJ3FfBTg&ust=1359098196965506 (11:17pm)
vj pussycat: still didn't work (11:17pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: can't get the link to work. (11:17pm)
And: three more for Radiovalencia.fm (11:17pm)
And: ha ha get some (11:17pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: http://bit.ly/WW7or7 (11:18pm)
vj pussycat: i tried to copy and paste whole thing but no (11:18pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: got it! (11:18pm)
vj pussycat: oh yea, that's gross (11:18pm)
And: why burning airplanes are hard to put out.. (11:20pm)
And: put out (11:20pm)
Storytellers: HURRy uP! (11:21pm)
vj pussycat: you got 39 minutes storytellers (11:21pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: burning airplanes don't put ou? (11:21pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: put out? (11:22pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: prudish burning airplanes. (11:22pm)
vj pussycat: i didn't get that (11:22pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: me neither (11:23pm)
vj pussycat: i thought sonic reducer too! (11:24pm)
Those : Burning aircraft must be starved of oxygen by thick foam goo, not water...Praise the GOOD GOO!!!!!! (11:25pm)
vj pussycat: is that the punchline? (11:26pm)
vj pussycat: gay (11:29pm)
ballad of borg9: billy joel fooky rock long time (11:30pm)
DesperateLastDitchAttempt: I wish Billy Joel's teenage suicide attempt would have been successful (11:31pm)
ballad of borg9: super bowl ad too sexy? (11:32pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: NHLG a window into the schizophrenic mind. (11:34pm)
vj pussycat: ahhh, so calming (11:34pm)
Ah: hh, socal ming (11:35pm)
Dr. Penny: the immersive media blur of nhlg (11:37pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: 25 (11:37pm)
vj pussycat: orange sunshine (11:39pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: :) (11:39pm)
vj pussycat: and pyramid gels (11:39pm)
::::::::: orange herbert (11:43pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: I like that one. (11:43pm)
::::::::: you're supposed to talk about why the mix irks you (11:46pm)
vj pussycat: good job dr (11:47pm)
::::::::: if you're going to talk about it at all, of course (11:47pm)
Ah: Mixerkas (11:53pm)
::::::::: there's the stuff (11:53pm)
Storytellers: Hurry the story UP! (11:58pm)
Mecutio: Not so deep as a show, nor so wide as a church door, but, marry, tis enough! (11:59pm)
::::::::: the thing.. and the name of the thing (12:00am)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: night night folks. (12:00am)
And,: Almighty Thingification... (12:00am)
vj pussycat: gnight mrs dr and the rest (12:01am)
vj pussycat: that was like a extra long nitrous hit (12:02am)
Ms Fiction: We're ready! (12:02am)
NHLG: We Gone. (12:02am)

That's right folks, this week's FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND is a vortex of self-referentiality not unlike flushing your toilet on acid. Not that we'd know what that's like.

We hear it all the time: "I read your blurbs and I occasionally even enjoy them but I never get around to listening to your show". Well, for the 3 people who do listen to the show, tonight it's all about the blurbs as Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, Dr. Fiasco (battling a nasty case of Nyquil and Scotch cocktails) and special guest Puzzling Evidence engage in a bit of navel-gazing. Or maybe they'll just mutiny and do a show that has nothing whatsoever to do with the blurb, which would be a first. Yeah right.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: THE WORLD'S MOST READ RADIO SHOW !

Chatroom History
January 16, 2013 10:00pm - 1:30am

FropMopYoMamma: This fucker is going to Mars for real (10:02pm)
FropMopYoMamma: I got connects (10:02pm)
FropMopYoMamma: Im taking the one way route with Mars one.....With my inheritance I can bring whatever I want including a few hoes and a lifetime suply of drugs and proper precursers (10:03pm)
FropMopYoMamma: enough lsd to last centuries and it will all be broadcasted live (10:04pm)
FropMopYoMamma: drug fuel martian orgias that last days at a time to combat the high risk of marian cabin fever (10:05pm)
FropMopYoMamma: research has proved the only cure is gonzo (10:05pm)
FropMopYoMamma: I need some spped man- im pretty baked though (10:07pm)
FropMopYoMamma: tell puzz to play the sound (10:08pm)
FropMopYoMamma: carpenter needs to talk about science or space (10:08pm)
FropMopYoMamma: and dr fiasco just needs to fuck the fuck off (10:08pm)
FropMopYoMamma: I know what your up to man (10:09pm)
FropMopYoMamma: Ill bring by a fat chuck of super bomb wax if dr fiasco says " no more squeezing the juice" (10:11pm)
fat chick: what did you call me? (10:12pm)
FropMopYoMamma: birdie num num (10:17pm)
Dr. Penny: It's the recycled final broadcast! (10:19pm)
La Lengua: nose hair lint gland lives up to its reputation (10:22pm)
FropMopYoMamma: I love it = ) (10:34pm)
FropMopYoMamma: he some hunter thompson = ) (10:35pm)
FropMopYoMamma: Hey Puzzling Wllman- You ever check out Prince Rama- not jap pop but sexy catchy and psychedelic (10:46pm)
FropMopYoMamma: from NY (10:47pm)
vj pussycat: where was i? (10:47pm)
FropMopYoMamma: you will love them (10:47pm)
FropMopYoMamma: two psychedelic princesses (10:47pm)
FropMopYoMamma: i wouldnt waste my time otherwise (10:47pm)
vj pussycat: when? (10:48pm)
vj pussycat: deep (10:49pm)
FropMopYoMamma: play prince rama so destroyed (10:49pm)
FropMopYoMamma: future psych pop (10:51pm)
FropMopYoMamma: im comin out here in the desert (10:51pm)
FropMopYoMamma: into the show (10:52pm)
FropMopYoMamma: or anything from top ten hi from the end of the world (10:52pm)
FropMopYoMamma: they are a cult waiting to happen (10:52pm)
FropMopYoMamma: *hits (10:53pm)
FropMopYoMamma: i posted this collage from dangerous minds in the puzz ev group on facebook lol (10:53pm)
FropMopYoMamma: AYIAYIAYIAYIAYIA' (10:54pm)
FropMopYoMamma: BRAIN CHIPS (10:54pm)
FropMopYoMamma: ALEXS JONES IS THE NEW FRANCIS E DEC (10:54pm)
FropMopYoMamma: give in and play that song (10:55pm)
FropMopYoMamma: i love that huell sample all slowed down (10:56pm)
Dr. Penny: Huell finally made it to North Korea. (10:57pm)
FropMopYoMamma: he had to be a hoot on the dentist chair (10:57pm)
FropMopYoMamma: prince rama you wrinkled old turd burglars (10:58pm)
FropMopYoMamma: this is like ripping out my nose hair (10:58pm)
FropMopYoMamma: fuck burning man (10:58pm)
FropMopYoMamma: its for faries (10:59pm)
Dr. Penny: It is a pretty cool submarine. (11:03pm)
Dr. Penny: Or he was a vampire hunter. (11:07pm)
vj pussycat: yayayay im going to amoeba! (11:09pm)
vj pussycat: http://bit.ly/WK85DO (11:10pm)
FropMopYoMamma: I loved tha one (11:13pm)
FropMopYoMamma: beatle collage on acid (11:13pm)
FropMopYoMamma: prince rama or night of the hunter (11:15pm)
FropMopYoMamma: killin my high (11:17pm)
vj pussycat: holohuell (11:18pm)
vj pussycat: huellogram (11:18pm)
Dr. Penny: Nose Hair Lint Gland with PSAs helping to protect us all. (11:27pm)
FropMopYoMamma: prince rama you buttheads (11:32pm)
FropMopYoMamma: im about turn this drone off (11:33pm)
FropMopYoMamma: i nodded off (11:33pm)
FropMopYoMamma: great band (11:36pm)
FropMopYoMamma: ive seen the video (11:36pm)
vj pussycat: where? (11:37pm)
FropMopYoMamma: youtube, theres a 3d version too (11:37pm)
vj pussycat: 3d really? (11:38pm)
FropMopYoMamma: look it up (11:38pm)
vj pussycat: found it. thx for the tip! (11:39pm)
FropMopYoMamma: no problem (11:40pm)
FropMopYoMamma: check out Zu (11:40pm)
FropMopYoMamma: zeuhl rules (11:41pm)
FropMopYoMamma: this is a bummer you prick (11:42pm)
vj pussycat: were they talking about zeuhl? (11:44pm)
storytellers: yep time to wrap it rapido boys (12:00am)
storytellers: rapido! (12:00am)
storytellers: rapido! (12:00am)
FropMopYoMamma: worst show ever tonight (12:00am)
FropMopYoMamma: t least im honest (12:00am)
storytellers: sounds like it (12:00am)
storytellers: the truth hurts sometimes (12:01am)
storytellers: do we really care? (12:01am)
FropMopYoMamma: puzz evidence will always be the best\ (12:02am)
storytellers: say good night nhlg!!! (12:02am)
storytellers: puleeeeze! (12:02am)
FropMopYoMamma: over the edgecan be good but obsessive (12:03am)
storytellers: uuugh! (12:03am)
storytellers: was that really necessary (12:03am)
storytellers: we know the ending. (12:04am)
storytellers: unable to remote broadcast nhlg. did you turn eveything over (12:13am)

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND all too often breaks the news when a well-recognized celebrity leaves the building. Kim Jong Il, Muammar Gaddafi, Bob Madigan ...


Sadly, however, this time it got real.


Not since the premature obit for Karen Carpenter have so many mourned the passing of a "beloved and easily excitable host", because Huell Howser, the irreplaceable booster of The Entire State of California and father of Doogie, has gone to the Eternal Pledge Break. The man who exposed the secret vegan menu at In-N-Out Burger, ate at more greasy spoons than Bukowski, accosted more innocent passersby than a strung-out hooker; the man for whom the term "roadside attraction" was indistinguishable from "Chuck Norris actually doing something awesome!", will no longer be insisting that Luis actually get a look at that. Discovering California gold will now be left to cynical hipsters. There..., now are you sorry you mocked him, Jimmy Kimmel?

So, for the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, the mourning Karen Carpenter, depressed Bob-Marc, and suicidal Dr. Fiasco will try to forget and move on. It's what Huell would do.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: that's amazing.


Chatroom History
January 9, 2013 10:00pm - 1:30am

vj pussycat: yea! that was kick ass! (10:07pm)
McSchmormac: was that tune by Huell Howser? (10:08pm)
vj pussycat: did garrison keillor die? (10:14pm)
vj pussycat: this is bullshit (10:14pm)
vj pussycat: big night karen (10:16pm)
vj pussycat: with stanley tucci (10:16pm)
McSchmormac: http://imdb.to/UNUh0C (10:17pm)
Lynae: huell was obsessed with burt lancaster (10:17pm)
freezerclown: OMG! Is that the grim reaper?! (10:20pm)
Dr. Penny: Who will folks remember more????? Garrison or Huell or Frankenstein Jones? (10:20pm)
McSchmormac: a Huellogy! (10:20pm)
vj pussycat: frezzerclown!!! (10:20pm)
vj pussycat: you're so creepy!! (10:21pm)
freezerclown: freezerclowns been replaced (10:21pm)
vj pussycat: oh yea i forgot (10:23pm)
vj pussycat: then who am i chatting with? (10:23pm)
vj pussycat: bookshelf clown? (10:25pm)
freezerclown: uh... slappy flowerpants (10:26pm)
vj pussycat: huell was definitely trippin (10:26pm)
http://www.quizopolis.com/clown-name-generator.php : http://bit.ly/UNVOUv (10:26pm)
vj pussycat: slappy impersonator flower clown (10:27pm)
vj pussycat: pants (10:27pm)
vj pussycat: i do (10:27pm)
http://www.quizopolis.com/clown-name-generator.php : burt lancaster? really? (10:30pm)
vj pussycat: munzer? munzer? you figure it out yet? (10:31pm)
McSchmormac: the avocado-eating dog changed my fookin' life (10:33pm)
freezerclown@gmail.com: huell was really patient with old people (10:33pm)
munzer: well,that was easy (10:35pm)
vj pussycat: haha (10:35pm)
munzer: I do miss him, though, so i can connect with you all and create a pseudo bond (10:36pm)
munzer: I also like avocados and dogs (10:36pm)
vj pussycat: i love acocados (10:36pm)
freezerclown@gmail.com: i totally want to mummify my cat when he dies (10:36pm)
vj pussycat: and dogs (10:36pm)
vj pussycat: and dogs who eat avocados (10:37pm)
munzer: aagain, more in common, Lieberman (10:37pm)
munzer: oops. rats. (10:37pm)
munzer: Damn (10:37pm)
freezerclown@gmail.com: i wish huell had met the gianormous cat that ate raw whole oysters (10:37pm)
vj pussycat: freezer cloewn slappy pants i think you should get timmy stuffed (10:37pm)
vj pussycat: my dog ate a pot brownie (10:37pm)
munzer: I must have missed that cat oyster show. (10:38pm)
vj pussycat: haha munzer (10:38pm)
freezerclown@gmail.com: remember when buddy ate thise cheese crackers and refused to move (10:38pm)
vj pussycat: yea but that was stuoid (10:39pm)
vj pussycat: new word: stuoid (10:39pm)
vj pussycat: hey is huell reporting from the afterlife? (10:39pm)
McSchmormac: this is great, I'm looking forward to Paula Deane dying already, so I can hear Dr. Fiasco's impsonation of her (10:40pm)
vj pussycat: YESS!!!!!! (10:40pm)
vj pussycat: paula and huell may have been the same person (10:40pm)
freezerclown@gmail.com: ha ha. wringing every little bit of omg (10:41pm)
freezerclown@gmail.com: exactly dr fiasco. (10:41pm)
McSchmormac: it's anti-ADHD TV (10:42pm)
vj pussycat: pat say crack (10:44pm)
Dr. Penny: They're pushing up daisies, together. (10:46pm)
vj pussycat: what did you call it fiasco? (10:49pm)
McSchmormac: The Fall? (10:49pm)
vj pussycat: what are natural causes? (10:49pm)
McSchmormac: he choked on an avocado-eating dog (10:52pm)
vj pussycat: awwwwww (10:54pm)
freezerclown@gmail.com: osmonds. creepy (10:55pm)
vj pussycat: i was just gonna say (10:55pm)
vj pussycat: was huell at the integratron? (10:55pm)
munzer: oh, VJ!!! Yu really needed to ask that question??!! Isn't that "dangerous"?? (10:57pm)
munzer: (10:57pm)
vj pussycat: we still don't know the answer tho (11:00pm)
vj pussycat: I like the way fiasco says coachella (11:01pm)
freezerclown@gmail.com: huell took the avacado eating dogs ti the integratron! (11:02pm)
Dr. Penny: lolololol, what!!!!!? But everyone loves lint! Especially the lint in the nose! (11:03pm)
Dr. Penny: the amAAAAzing nose lint. (11:03pm)
vj pussycat: this is amazing (11:03pm)
Dr. Penny: He's kicked the bucket, of water. (11:05pm)
vj pussycat: yes! huell did go to the integratron! (11:07pm)
freezerclown@gmail.com: where's the foul mouthed a la florence henderson out takes (11:10pm)
vj pussycat: Florence isn't dead yet (11:11pm)
vj pussycat: paula deen (11:13pm)
freezerclown@gmail.com: i bet she had a bunch of foul mouthed out tajes (11:14pm)
freezerclown@gmail.com: that was the integrateon making guacamole (11:14pm)
vj pussycat: have you seen the clip of her on quaaludes on YouTube? (11:14pm)
freezerclown@gmail.com: paula deen?! (11:15pm)
vj pussycat: yea. she's eating a hamburger with donuts for the bun (11:15pm)
freezerclown@gmail.com: Ah hahahahahaha! im gonna look for that now (11:16pm)
freezerclown@gmail.com: i use paula deen recipes a lot. (11:16pm)
vj pussycat: oh that's healthy (11:17pm)
freezerclown@gmail.com: mmmmm chicken and dumplings (11:17pm)
vj pussycat: use donuts instead of dumplings (11:17pm)
freezerclown@gmail.com: ha ha ha ha ha ha ... hmmmmmm (11:18pm)
freezerclown@gmail.com: wwhd? (11:19pm)
vj pussycat: http://bit.ly/ZutJy7 (11:20pm)
freezerclown@gmail.com: ok. hands up who likes randy newman? (11:21pm)
vj pussycat: http://bit.ly/ZutJy7 (11:21pm)
freezerclown@gmail.com: cause i have mixed feelings (11:21pm)
vj pussycat: why freezer clown? (11:22pm)
freezerclown@gmail.com: so the link folliwing paula deen us "touch my puss" (11:22pm)
freezerclown@gmail.com: cause he pisses me off. (11:23pm)
vj pussycat: click it (11:23pm)
vj pussycat: cause your short? (11:23pm)
freezerclown@gmail.com: hes so too clever or something (11:23pm)
freezerclown@gmail.com: no not that one. its more subtle (11:24pm)
freezerclown@gmail.com: theres a smurkiness to his lyrics (11:25pm)
freezerclown@gmail.com: smirkiness (11:25pm)
freezerclown@gmail.com: WHOO! HUELLAPALLOZA! (11:25pm)
vj pussycat: really freezer clown? (11:26pm)
vj pussycat: ya think? (11:26pm)
freezerclown@gmail.com: when i was a kid thete was this "hands on science museum" (11:26pm)
vj pussycat: they killed him!! (11:26pm)
freezerclown@gmail.com: my fave was going through the mouth midel and giant model intestines (11:28pm)
vj pussycat: he was a great lover? (11:29pm)
juan rapido: elseano, please do your dr. fiasco impression! (11:32pm)
juan rapido: huell howser is in hell? with karen carpenters grandparents? (11:37pm)
Dr. Penny: they probably only have misquitos on lake wobegon (11:39pm)
freezerclown@gmail.com: they ate them (11:42pm)
vj pussycat: Nixon (11:42pm)
freezerclown@gmail.com: the flies were a delicacy (11:43pm)
freezerclown@gmail.com: the grubs (11:43pm)
McSchmormac: damn i missed Luiz Gonzaga's centenary! (11:43pm)
OrinZ: Radio Valencia has a new number, so I blathered at some random guy for a minute as Garrison Keillor. (11:46pm)
freezerclown@gmail.com: can you call me and do garrison? (11:48pm)
juan rapido: i recognize that parakeet training record... (11:49pm)
freezerclown@gmail.com: wonder if huell ever killed anyone? You know. In the line of duty (11:57pm)
freezerclown@gmail.com: Oh yeah. Hot dog on a stick. AMAAAAZIN. (11:59pm)
storytellers: i love roadside bathrooms (12:00am)
Dr. Penny: Huell will be fuel for the Storytellers. (12:01am)
freezerclown@gmail.com: I wouldnt mind returning as a dog eating avacados (12:03am)

Any idiot can and will predict the future, but to look into the maw of the past in its bovine certainty and dive into its waters of unanimity to come back up with valuable pearls of knowledge as a nimble Okinawan diver takes a true moron.

And so it is that in the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, Dr. Fiasco and the disembodied voice and entropical musical stylings of DJ Curmudge (direct from Dallas, gateway to Houston) will look forward with their chinese-made astrolabes into the last twelve months and predict things that happened and some that didn't such as:

- Someone famous in Entertainment, Politics or Sports is going to die.

- Arabs and Jews are going to be mean to each other.

- The world is going to end 10 days ago but God's HR department is busy dealing with the backlog of New Age Survivalist types who got in line years ago and so the whole End of the World schedule had to be pushed back a bit. The Alpacalypse (yeah, the Mayans didn't have alpacas, it was the Incas, but who cares, and besides our team of 8-year old screenwriters in the Philippines though it was funny) Help Desk said they're "steadily catching up with the workload", meaning the rest of us "real soon". FEMA says this time they're ready, "like super really extra ready, no we're serious" ready.

- Facebook,Twitter,My Space,Google Friends and Instagram will merge into
one big glop of social network madness called Instatwittmyface Friends.

- borg9, having finally defeated the process of aging, continues to smash lame punks using only the continued growth of this hair and toenails.

- Barack Obama reelected Best Presidential Abs for the 4th year in a row

The first "Lesbian" Hurricane will tear through the Bible Belt causing millions of Christians to start getting a faint sense that maybe, just maybe, God does not have their backs.


NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: We could have gone for 100% prediction accuracy, but it would look fishy.


Chatroom History
January 2, 2013 10:00pm - 1:30am

Curmudge: Under arrest (11:07pm)
Curmudge: I predict this show will only get better in 2013 (11:09pm)
Curmudge: Airtight Garage (11:10pm)
katherding: smash it (11:48pm)
katherding: pyroclastic (11:49pm)
storytellers: yeah, storytellers are here tonight (11:56pm)
princessvalentina: um, where are the storytellers! (12:03am)
princessvalentina: I heard they were going to be on tonight (12:03am)
storytellers: hey! i'm here! (12:03am)
princessvalentina: It may be one storyteller, but she's so much more than that (12:03am)

Once again the people who should know you best of all have let you down. Big time. It's hard to believe you share chromosomes with these inbred idiots. Why did your mom think of you when she saw the Hummel figurine? And your goth brother, is he really being funny when he gives you a single bullet with the note "DO IT NOW!". And the aunt who decided this is the year to pass down her late husband's unused meds. Christmas memories are made of this. On this Re-Boxing Day, join Karen Xmas Carpenter, Bob-Noel-Marc, and Dallas Grinchmudge for the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND as they give until it hurts. Someone else.

That vegan in the family? bacon-wrapped steak knives.

Your girlfriend who just said "we need to talk"? A hope chest full of cut up credit cards.

Your best friend who just gave you a gay anal douchebag as a joke gift? Right back at ya, without lube!


NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Being nicer to the mailman each year since 1955.

Chatroom History
December 26, 2012 10:00pm - 1:30am

Option: I own all. (10:21pm)
vj pussycat: Lyle Lovett in sotl (10:31pm)
Karen_Plumber: is Karen Carpenter in the house? (10:59pm)
The Garherring: No, it's with us now. (11:33pm)
The Garherring: ok. (11:34pm)
The Garherring: No, it's with us. (11:35pm)
Dead Air: They Love Me (11:35pm)
ms fable: storytellers are mia fyi (11:50pm)
Dead Air: Storyztellerz are in Radio Prison... (12:03am)

Ok, so it's Canadian Christmas, 'eh? Just like Canadian Thanksgiving, Canadian Independence Day and Canadian Vice-President's Day, it doesn't quite line up with your US holidays, due to our metric calendar. And don't even ask us about our time zones that run north and south, ok?

Hey, look here, ok? Yeah, Canadian Christmas is, like, real Christmas, 'cause we own the North Pole, the MAGNETIC North Pole, the one that really means something, not like that Ice Station Zebra place. So Santa Claus is a Canadian, ok? And who knows more about naughty and nice, er, well, nice that is, but we Cannucks? Eh? We think no one, but, you know, who knows? Just sayin', not starting a fight, oh no, ok?

So grab a Scarborough suitcase and set your dial to this here FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, and listen real good to Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc and Curmudge. Homebrew North Americans one and all! Not like that hoser Dr. Fiasco.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Canadian Christmas... It's Kwanza for whitey.

Chatroom History
December 19, 2012 10:00pm - 1:30am

Dr. Penny: lighting up the nitrous (10:29pm)
Dr. Penny: lighting up the nitrous (10:30pm)
Dr. Penny: they recently released a fully CGI follow up Starship Troopers movie (10:36pm)
Dr. Penny: harold and kumar even have a Christmas movie! (10:37pm)
vj pussycat: Hi y'all (11:07pm)
vj pussycat: Chris Farley (11:08pm)
vj pussycat: Legend of Atuk (11:09pm)
vj pussycat: Look it up (11:09pm)
vj pussycat: Do huell! (11:44pm)
vj pussycat: Waaa (11:54pm)
storytellers: storytellers are totally here tonight. we went bowling and now at least one of us is eating a burrito, but we're ready to put everyone to sleep. (11:56pm)
storytellers: dudes we totally love you. sort of. (12:01am)
storytellers: justin b is strangely appropriate. with our whole young adult thing. ick! (12:01am)
storytellers: did u guys disconnnect? (12:07am)

It is a little-known archeological fact that in ancient Mayan construction sites, car shops and hardware stores it was common to hang the Mayan Calendar with its brown-skinned, round-nosed beauties for all to admire.

And tonight for the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, Dr. Fiasco and DJ Curmudge will interview former Mayan Calendar Beauty and aspiring model/actress/singer Chrystal Q'uq'umatz, and ask her questions that have been long simmering in our heads such as:

- How to throw a last-minute reception for a party of 500 Conquistadores.
- What to wear to the sacrifice that washes blood stains easily.
- If we can only do Christmas shopping until the 21st this year, is it really the end of the world?

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: She's a Valley Girl. Copán Valley, that is.

Chatroom History
December 12, 2012 10:00pm - 1:30am

vj pussycat: is it a bag if dicks? (10:19pm)
Bag Of Dicks: Thank You. (10:22pm)
Money: I own you. (10:23pm)
Wireless: I run you. (10:24pm)
Moussilini and Hetlir: like the show. (10:29pm)
Buffs: = B-52....Big Ugly Fella. (10:30pm)
Praise Goldie: good company (11:49pm)
Curmudge: 9405510200793492536367 (11:56pm)
Praise Goldie: cough cough (12:00am)

For the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, Dr. Fiasco and DJ Curmudge will dive deep into the recently en vogue topic of Cargo Cults, a set of unusual Melanesian and Micronesian beliefs dictating that by worshiping the likeness of a white man, if he is pleased with the behavior of the supplicants, said white man will come down from the sky bearing all sorts of goods and modern implements as gifts. In Western societies, this bizarre religious/cultural phenomenon is known as Christmas.

Tune in to hear our lamentations as we decry the fact that while it's OK we encourage our children to become little adorable cargo cult members, we're missing out on all of the other really cool stuff from Papua New Guinea such as tribal warfare, insane navigational skills and bitchin' alligator-pattern scarification. Lord of the Flies Kindergarten & Daycare anyone?

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: We're sacrificing a goat to the Costco Idol so that he may endow us with an iPad.

Chatroom History
December 5, 2012 10:00pm - 1:30am

Dr. Penny: tiki torches with fur fringe (10:15pm)
Dr. Penny: some cargo you'd find in a grandma's purse (10:20pm)
Dr. Penny: Yes! And they found signs of life on Mars! Chlorine carbon molocules! (10:25pm)
Dr. Penny: The global energy is all collected into a cargo bin. (10:40pm)
nobody: i'm listening (10:42pm)
Dr. Penny: make sure the wipets are in a cargo box. (10:43pm)
Dr. Penny: if tranquilizers are involved i hope there is also plenty of alcohol :) (10:45pm)
juan rapido: put karen carpenter in a box and drop him on a tropical isle. (10:46pm)
La Lengua: ABC- always. be. closing. (10:49pm)
Dr. Penny: number closing in your negligee (10:57pm)
Curmudge: I am here! (11:06pm)
nobody: so am i (11:06pm)
juan rapido: ABC gum, already been chewed (11:12pm)
Dr. Penny: chat chat chat....... (11:46pm)
nobody: grgrrgggl (11:46pm)
Dr. Penny: a PhD in cargo cults (11:51pm)
storytellers: reading from the crate and barrel winter catalogue tonight (12:00am)
storytellers: hope your excited! (12:00am)
nobody: buh bye (12:00am)
Curmudge: Buh bye now! (12:01am)

Like Bigfoot, Dick Cheney's conscience and Jersey Shore participants' literacy, no one is quite sure that DJ Curmudge, NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND's official purveyor of musical entropy, actually exists, despite his repeated protestations to the contrary.

And so for the FINAL BROADCAST of the show, while Bob Marc, Karen Carpenter and Dr. Fiasco are away for the mandatory Annual NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND Stockholders' Meeting at the Raccoon Lodge in Atascadero, CA, the disembodied voice of DJ Curmudge will materialize via the electronic ether all the way from Dallas, TX, in an earnest attempt to show that he is real, enjoys the musical styling of Esquivel and his Orchestra and bleeds red. And so does J.R. Ewing.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Hey, the Loch Ness Monster called and wants his credibility back.

Chatroom History
November 21, 2012 10:00pm - 1:30am

Karen Carpenter: this show sucks (10:05pm)
vj pussycat: ha! good job RSD! (10:11pm)
Karen Carpenter: my family thanksgiving is ruined (10:18pm)
vj pussycat: maybe Richard shouldn't have so many quaaludes (10:20pm)
Karen Carpenter: it's going to kill him someday (10:23pm)
vj pussycat: someday. and don't eat too much Karen. (10:25pm)
Curmudge: Hello VJ (10:52pm)
Karen Carpenter: oh, it's a thanksgiving show (11:38pm)
Curmudge: Ha ha ha ha (11:38pm)
Karen Carpenter: A rockin' Tgiving show! (11:38pm)
Karen Carpenter: stand back... Curmudge is going to interject! (11:40pm)
Karen Carpenter: the 1% NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND (11:41pm)
vj pussycat: oh hi rsd. good luck tomorrow. i hope this doesn't happen to you: http://friskypriests.com/zakt (11:49pm)
Karen Carpenter: reality freak (11:56pm)
Karen Carpenter: thank you, sir (12:00am)
Curmudge: Thank you (12:01am)
storytellers: Lookit all the thanks going around! (12:01am)
Curmudge: Giving (12:01am)
vj pussycat: thanks y'all. now time to make my nose hair casserole and lint gland stuffing (12:02am)
Curmudge: Yikes! (12:03am)
vj pussycat: sounds good eh? (12:03am)

The purpose of the VOIGHT-KAMPFF TEST is to determine how empathetic our listeners are, to gauge their capacity to feel and to see if they are sentient. During the program, a series of questions will be asked in order to provoke an involuntary response: projectile staring, tightening of any sphincter, rapid ear movement, or casual blogging. Certain radio stimuli will produce these emotional or physiological reactions that we can accurately measure through remote equipment we placed near you while you were in the bathroom. NOTE: This test will not determine if you are either a replicant or a lesbian. We repeat, this test will not turn you into a replicant-lesbian.

For the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, Karen Carpenter has invited minimum-wage Tyrell Corp. employees Sherilyn Connelly and KrOB to administer the Voigt-Kampff Test to Curmudge in Dallas, and everyone else in the listening area. Please do not attack or kill the testers during the program.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: More Radio Than Human


Chatroom History
November 14, 2012 10:00pm - 1:30am

The Political Mass Test Project: you see a turtle on the show, on it's back, a rebuplican turtle...what's you do? (10:07pm)
The Political Mass Test Project: My friends are corporation, my prophet (10:07pm)
The Political Mass Test Project: had some shad (10:07pm)
The Political Mass Test Project: we can only hope (10:08pm)
Gurmudge: help me!!!!!! (10:08pm)
No show: they love me (10:15pm)
Dr. Penny: Yes, it's terribly snowed in in L.A. (10:17pm)
No show: for now.....just this stuff (10:20pm)
vj pussycat: hi y'all. love that one about the unicorn dragging its butt across the carpet (10:26pm)
Robot: no robospasms here... (10:42pm)
Dr. Penny: Spaaaaaaaaaam (10:43pm)
Dr. Penny: delicious when fried up right. (10:44pm)
Dr. Penny: And is BobMarc in the Mars movie!? (10:50pm)
Watch the Clews!: , ok? (11:02pm)
vj pussycat: and she wont listen to the podcast either (11:04pm)
The Director...: Cut!! (11:29pm)
The Director...: 's cut.. (11:29pm)
Bustorytellers: HURRY DOWN!!!!!! (11:57pm)

Yeah, yeah, yeah, we've heard it before. Economic interests corrupting the system, the narrow menu of choices ranging from Proto-Fascist to Center Right, the sound bytes. But the fact is that here at NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND CENTER FOR AN AMERICAN AMERICA, our affiliated think tank, we love Democracy. Not in an ironic way. We do love Democracy. We want to win Democracy a teddy bear at the State Fair, then take Democracy to a somewhat fancy but reasonably priced restaurant where we'll order the second most inexpensive bottle of wine. And if everything goes right it will lead to an unforgettable night of gerrymandering Democracy's flawless body politic in an alternance of power that ends in a sweaty climax of electoral frenzy.

Ok, that was forced. But the fact remains that the white citizens over 18 and undisenfranchised reptilians have spoken, and elected or re-elected someone or something President of North Mexico (or South Canada, depending on your perspective). There, now was that so hard? Now we can all get back to watching non-Mexican football, eating faux-thentic cuisine at Taco Bell and insulting the guy hanging drywall for $8/hr. Fuck Yeah, Murkah!

Listen in on the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND as they dissect the electorate, discard the ballots, discuss the upset, then Karen Carpenter (dead white female Republican), Dr. Fiasco (swarthy Anchor-Brazilian), Bob-Marc (lonely male Martian-American) and Curmudge (Texan) cough up a caucus.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Aren't you glad its over?

Once every 14 million years, Halloween falls on a Wednesday. This year 2012 is one such unlucky year and that means the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND will be a horrifying maelstrom of audio confusion, angst, and terror, with horrifying image never before seen on radio, stuff like Dick Cheney eating a mango, Wayne Newton early in the morning and a glimpse of the Koch Brothers' chest cavity. You know, just like every week, except IN COSTUME! ON THE RADIO! YES.... IT'S POINTLESS! BOO!, I say, BOO!

This year your radio hosts will come as the greatest group costume ever, The Village People. Yes, we know, it's totally original, and like everything else in this show, so original that we need to repeatedly say "Yes, we know...", just to drive home that we are all on the same page. However, once you picture in your head Karen Carpenter as the CONSTRUCTION WORKER with too many tools dangling, Dr. Fiasco as the SAVAGE with a martini glass, Bob-Marc as the POLICEMAN in ass-less chaps, and Curmudge as the only COWBOY in Dallas, you too will yearn for candy corn induced diabetic coma that will last until Martin Luther King Jr.'s birthday. Oh, oh, blackface, now that would be a cool costume!

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Where we play "Halloween? Or Mental Illness?" year round.

Chatroom History
October 31, 2012 10:00pm - 1:30am

vj pussycat: I saw that cute little bug (10:08pm)
Karen Carpenter: I passed out plague to the kids (10:11pm)
Karen Carpenter: a pleghmy cough in every box (10:12pm)
vj pussycat: yummy (10:17pm)
vj pussycat: happy hallo http://hogtiedteens.org/ehnr (10:17pm)
vj pussycat: bridge benefit already happened (10:19pm)
vj pussycat: i heard axl rose got fat and forgot the words to sweet child of mine (10:20pm)
Dr. Penny: Sex hurt, it's for the children. (10:21pm)
vj pussycat: chit chat (10:21pm)
Karen Carpenter: I'm reaching for the codeine (10:25pm)
vj pussycat: sorrrrry (10:33pm)
vj pussycat: i made that stop motion all by myself! (10:33pm)
vj pussycat: next time i'll make a hog tied teen stop motion (10:33pm)
vj pussycat: hahaha (10:34pm)
Karen Carpenter: Don't talk about Mr Karen Carpenter's radio debut (10:35pm)
Dr. Penny: An elephant in the room. (10:36pm)
Dr. Penny: or is it someone in costume? (10:37pm)
Dr. Penny: no, I meant Mr. KC. (10:38pm)
vj pussycat: pics please! (10:43pm)
vj pussycat: hahahaaaa (10:46pm)
vj pussycat: richard gere is a vegan gerbil lover (10:46pm)
Dr. Penny: it is not a grayhound, it is a whippet (10:51pm)
vj pussycat: have you ever googled gerbil images? (10:53pm)
Dr. Penny: It's not pop-y k-pop. (11:01pm)
vj pussycat: fatty boo (11:57pm)
vj pussycat: boom boom (11:57pm)
vj pussycat: their videos are great (11:59pm)
vj pussycat: but by themselves live, die antwoord are not as good (12:00am)
vj pussycat: they are amazing. the vids (12:00am)
vj pussycat: look at prawn-star on instagram (12:01am)
Curmudge: Good show me thinks (12:01am)
vj pussycat: it was ok. 'night y'all (12:02am)
NHLG: We're so OUTTA HERE!!!!!!! (12:02am)
NHLG: gone!!!!!! (12:02am)
NHLG: over..... (12:02am)
NHLG: good (12:02am)
Curmudge: Gnite (12:02am)
NHLG: bye (12:03am)
Curmudge: Meeting John Lydon in the morning! (12:03am)
vj pussycat: really?! (12:03am)
Curmudge: Yes..PiL are doing a signing where I work (12:04am)
vj pussycat: very cool! take pix please. heard the show was pretty good. (12:04am)
Curmudge: I have a free ticket to see them tomorrow at the Granada (12:05am)
vj pussycat: hope it's as good as I heard. you can tell us about it all on your show tomorrow? (12:07am)
Read Poe!: Read Poie! (12:07am)
Read Poe!: Poe! (12:07am)
Curmudge: Rerun...will be too wiped....Poe! (12:07am)
Read Poe!: Poe! (12:08am)
vj pussycat: ok fb it then (12:08am)
Read Poe!: We want Poe! (12:08am)
Curmudge: Read the one where someone dies (12:13am)

After the critically acclaimed Cinema Verite classic Werner Herzog Eats His Shoe, a certified organic free-range loafer made by living wage earners, lovingly cooked at Chez Panisse and shot in glorious handheld technicolor by Les Blank, NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND brings you the fictitious art house sensation Werner Herzog Folds his Laundry, a glorious epic where we watch in awe as the revered German director enlists the help a tribe of savage Mission hipsters to haul an entire Laundromat to the top of Bernal Hill using primitive tools and implements, only to realize he forgot the unscented laundry soap when he gets there.

Tune in for the FINAL BROADCAST as Karen "Even Dwarves" Carpenter, Bob "Gerbil Man" Marc and Dr. "Cave of Wet Dreams" Fiasco listen to good 'ole Wern expound at length on the agony of fabric as it goes through the dryer, an agony so deep and primal no softener can appease, and the desperation borne from the thousand minute soul-crushing blows from the mundanity of daily chores. Experience the collective murder of bacteria and the shared disembodied experience of garments washing down the drain in a maelstrom of emotions, according to the New Yorker. To what we say, right on.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: ...and when Kinski refused to separate the whites from colors boy howdy that was a bad day.

Chatroom History
October 24, 2012 10:00pm - 1:30am

Concerned Listener: is there a buzz in the left channel? (10:12pm)
Concerned Listener: Or is that Dr. Sleepless? (10:12pm)
Concerned Listener: (ba dum dum) (10:12pm)
wrybread: I still miss my old phil collins tape (10:21pm)
Little Jason Hitler: I still miss my pill brainpan rape (10:22pm)
Little Jason Hitler: that's it (10:23pm)
Concerned Listener: the buzz is getting better (10:23pm)
Concerned Listener: !!! (10:23pm)
Juan Lennone: It's getting better all the time... (10:27pm)
Juan Lennone: It is really not significant. (10:28pm)
Spaul MsCarney: Touring at 70, that's significant. (10:28pm)
OrinZ: I prefer to make my art suffer for me. (10:29pm)
Spaul MsCarney: Ree Larvey Evidence (10:29pm)
Demerits: , it's time for (10:31pm)
Big Jason Shickelgruber: and a better gay guy,\. (10:32pm)
Dr Fiasco : is the token straite guy on the dream team. Now, change the music. Turn off the red light. (10:33pm)
is not the martian.: , is he? (10:34pm)
OrinZ: Pete Goldie is the trickster demigod? Coyote? Loki? (10:34pm)
Concerned Listener: this is my new favorite show (10:34pm)
Coyote is Puzzling Evidence, Goldie is the Triskster, Dr Fiasco is Verner Hoseogg: , see? (10:35pm)
Coyote is Puzzling Evidence, Goldie is the Triskster, Dr Fiasco is Verner Hoseogg: Goldie is the Trickster, Dr Fiasco is Verner Hosehog (10:36pm)
Laughing: is laughing at my echo (10:37pm)
Concerned Listener: i tihnk the buzz is back... (10:37pm)
Laughing: at the sublime message. (10:37pm)
Laughing: Karen Carpenter is bobMarc's Dad. (10:38pm)
Laughing: Where is Penney, Dr, one each? (10:38pm)
Battle of: the DJ'S! (10:39pm)
Hey, fix the MUSIC!!!!!!: ..there, that's better (10:39pm)
Dr. Penny: I'm here. Just tuning in the background while doing something else. (10:39pm)
OrinZ: I wish there were more trickster spirits that vacuumed, instead of replaced people's children with straw bags. (10:40pm)
Avoot: his eyes. (10:41pm)
Dr. Penny: if BobMarc's dad is Karen Carpenter, which parent (his dad or mom) is from Mars? (10:41pm)
Avoot: it's "mother file". (10:42pm)
Avoot: and, it's tough having an anorexic father. (10:42pm)
Dr. Penny: Yummmm, rat fillet! (10:43pm)
lick my sack: lets smoke some herzog (10:44pm)
Like my hosehog: ok, one on one sack... (10:44pm)
lick my sack: I Need some PCP (10:44pm)
Like my hosehog: i need some bob (10:45pm)
lick my sack: Bob is all around you (10:45pm)
Like my hosehog: liking my sack (10:45pm)
Dr. Penny: jr bob dobbs will lick your sac. (10:45pm)
lick my sack: Sandpaper sandwich (10:46pm)
Dr. Penny: "chew" emails (10:46pm)
Jerry Lewis: Leave me out of this. (10:46pm)
lick my sack: someones crossing the streams (10:47pm)
lick my sack: don't cross the fucking streams (10:47pm)
Dr. Penny: yeah, the live stream in down (10:47pm)
Jerry Lewis: System of a down stream (10:47pm)
lick my sack: too high i guess (10:48pm)
Jerry Lewis: never get outta da stream (10:48pm)
lick my sack: you californians smoke too much good dope (10:48pm)
Dr. Penny: you can lick the sack and drink the stream. (10:48pm)
Dean Martin: I would hope so........that's amore (10:49pm)
lick my sack: f-in broke it (10:49pm)
Dr. Penny: yup, still no sound. (10:50pm)
lick my sack: Birdie Num Nums (10:50pm)
Dean Martin: Silent Radio...the best kind (10:50pm)
Dean Martin: oh....too bad. (10:51pm)
Dr. Penny: NHLG, finally silent. (10:51pm)
Dr. Penny: ug. (10:51pm)
No, all back again..: fuck. (10:51pm)
Dob Blobs: whats the score here (10:51pm)
Dob Blobs: whats next (10:51pm)
Little Jason Hitler: That's my country! (10:52pm)
Dr. Penny: Ah, the sound is back up. (10:52pm)
Dob Blobs: I can hear my beard growing (10:52pm)
Bod Blops: What just happened? (10:52pm)
Dob Blobs: singularity (10:53pm)
Bod Blops: What do you want? (10:53pm)
Dr. Penny: undulating breasts of girls on trampolines (10:53pm)
vj pussycat: hey y'all! what did I miss? (10:53pm)
Bod Blops: ok (10:53pm)
Bod Blops: EVERYTHING!!!!!!! (10:53pm)
Dob Blobs: Frop thats it (10:53pm)
Dr. Penny: with the cock of BobMarc bouncing in and out. (10:53pm)
Dob Blobs: not enough Frop damnit (10:53pm)
Bod Blops: re: breasts on trampolines.....the end of "Kentucky Fried Movie" is that!: (10:54pm)
Dob Blobs: can I smoke it? (10:55pm)
Bod Blops: Will you eat the country if you have to? (10:55pm)
Dob Blobs: Herzog Narrates the newest season of metalocalypse (10:56pm)
Even Germans: become tired of hearing German. (10:56pm)
Dob Blobs: fuckin candy (10:56pm)
Nosferatu: Thank you. (10:56pm)
Dob Blobs: the party (10:57pm)
Dob Blobs: birdie num nums (10:57pm)
Nosferatu: Keren Carpenter looks like Claus Kinkski (10:57pm)
Dob Blobs: Howdy Partaner (10:57pm)
Nosferatu: Dr Fiasco looks like a married guys. (10:58pm)
Nosferatu: What Bullshit Is Thjis? (10:58pm)
NHLG: is 1/2 over........yay. (10:59pm)
Dr. Penny: gooooten nacht. goooten maaaagen. (10:59pm)
Dr. Penny: sound is dead again (11:00pm)
Amanuensis: ? (11:00pm)
Amanuensis: sounds loud and clear here (11:01pm)
Dob Blobs: shitty (11:01pm)
Amanuensis: check your computer dr penny (11:01pm)
Dr. Penny: ug, maybe my connections are bad. (11:02pm)
Dob Blobs: http://smellystain.com/ezwf (11:02pm)
Dob Blobs: cocksuckers (11:03pm)
Ezekiel: nice butt my ass (11:03pm)
Dob Blobs: id buy this for a dollar if it worked (11:04pm)
Ezekiel: odd (11:04pm)
Queef: Phew (11:05pm)
Queef: phup (11:05pm)
Queef: plewp (11:05pm)
Ezekiel: hippity hop to the barber shop (11:05pm)
Queef: Pfft (11:05pm)
Queef: tss (11:06pm)
Queef: phhhpmt (11:06pm)
Dr. Penny: I don't know why my connection is not working, but somehow it's just caught out. I'll catch the rest of the show on the pod. (11:06pm)
Queef: shlerp (11:06pm)
Queef: its broke (11:06pm)
Dr. Penny: oh, it's back now! (11:07pm)
Queef: too high (11:08pm)
Broke: I'm it! (11:08pm)
Queef: way too fuckin high (11:08pm)
Queef: heres some speed (11:08pm)
Queef: the Slack is weak in this one (11:10pm)
Dr. Penny: Gangnam style's view count on YouTube has actually been frozen the past few days. (11:10pm)
Queef: Im going to kill all of you (11:11pm)
Broke: and spill all of you (11:12pm)
Queef: tilt (11:15pm)
Queef: pass the dope (11:17pm)
Queef: or the hippe crack (11:17pm)
You: arelisteningto THE CRACK! (11:20pm)
Queef: im finally starting to get off (11:20pm)
You: are aghast at the pedestrian nature of the repeatative radio tricks evident o (11:21pm)
Concerned Listener: i miss the vacuum cleaner (11:21pm)
Paul: was the vacuum cleaner (11:21pm)
Getting off Queef: since high school... (11:22pm)
THe Piano: has eaten acid (11:23pm)
The Drums: have taken LSD (11:24pm)
The Brass: is on speed (11:25pm)
Jack Nicholson: says hold the chicken between your legs (11:26pm)
Funny: ,That is not..... (11:26pm)
Snot the Doors: , it's the Thyroidians!!! (11:27pm)
WolfMan Jack: Do they see me?! (11:28pm)
WolfMan Jack: Can you see ME?!! (11:28pm)
WolfMan Jack: CAN I SEE ME!!!!!!!11111 (11:29pm)
yep: i gave a friend DOC in a sandwich once (11:29pm)
WoolMan Crack: No, you can't. (11:29pm)
WoolMan Crack: No, U didnnt! (11:29pm)
yep: only time i ever dosed someone (11:30pm)
yep: lol (11:30pm)
Ok: like this if you dosed the Show once before. (11:30pm)
The Roots Of Rock: Hey THAT'S ME!! (11:31pm)
yep: Nosestach (11:31pm)
Gland: Lint Nose (11:32pm)
Gland: Thyroidians! (11:32pm)
Gland: Green because of the Thredians!! (11:33pm)
Came about to be...: 'cause of Obama. (11:34pm)
Laundry happens: ....'cause of Obama (11:34pm)
Many Black Three: Never Give Up, Never Forget!!! (11:36pm)
Many Black Three: ..but it was stupid. (11:36pm)
Funny,: it's snot. (11:36pm)
Mirror Slack Tree: was better (11:37pm)
Mirror Slack Tree: is likeing Fuck O. (11:38pm)
yep: 5meo-amt (11:38pm)
Many Stack Flea: What about NHLG 3, where little dr fiasco is rescued by old Agent K. Carpenter? (11:39pm)
President Obama: Yep, it's all about ME! (11:40pm)
Alien Landings?!: ........'cause Obama. (11:41pm)
Alien Landings?!: NHLG vetted as Ambassaddorrs of Freiinds? (11:41pm)
Alien Landings?!: ..cause Obama.. (11:41pm)
Funny, : that's not. (11:42pm)
yep: i am the king of the echo people (11:43pm)
German: again, all about the missles.. (11:43pm)
yep: my cat can eat a whole watermelon (11:43pm)
German: forces killed the "Echo" "people" centuries ago, in the Noise Forest (11:43pm)
yep: Andy Warhol Sucks A Big One (11:44pm)
Water Melons United: KILL THE CAT!!!!!! (11:44pm)
yep: hey weirdo (11:44pm)
Water Melons United: the littllte voice is drfiasssko (11:45pm)
Water Melons United: The concerned listener is aware (11:45pm)
German: time is up. Story Tellers marching on the city... (11:46pm)
StoryTellers: Hurry UP! (11:46pm)
yep: anal (11:46pm)
analysis is: good for the role... (11:47pm)
Rage against the NHLG: Hurry Up!!!! (11:47pm)
yep: chale (11:47pm)
Asteroids: I'm up on youtube (11:47pm)
Martian Peeples!!: BoB MarC, save them! (11:48pm)
WolfMan Jack: Any Cylons about?! Meatballss!? (11:49pm)
Chicken John: Knock it off. I'm married now. (11:50pm)
Chicken John: Get it??!! (11:50pm)
NHLG: in the sixties, BABY!!! (11:51pm)
barbie in chains: yes (11:52pm)
NHLG: kisses RadioValencia.fm every night (11:52pm)
NHLG: fondles the airwaves at every opporntunnity (11:53pm)
NHLG: North Korean Radio Food (11:53pm)
NHLG: plays NKPOP!!!!! (11:53pm)
NHLG: needs Kur-mudge (11:54pm)
storytellers: is doctor sleepless reading with us tonight?! (11:55pm)
NHLG: is on the air (11:55pm)
storytellers: UR two timing us with NHLG! (11:55pm)
NHLG: is an incesteuous MESS!!! (11:55pm)
NHLG: kisses alll other Radio Program Hosts! (11:56pm)
WolfMan Jack: Leave those Codes ALONE!!!!!! (11:56pm)
StoryTellers: HURRY UP!!! (11:57pm)
Cylons: Where's Woof Man Jak?! (11:57pm)
storytellers: Who did that !!?? (11:57pm)
storytellers: there are two storytellers (11:57pm)
storytellers: impostor!!! (11:58pm)
Cylons: I though Three? (11:58pm)
Story: Tellers, see? Not Same? No! (11:58pm)
storytellers: the real storytellers didn't just tell u to hurry up (11:58pm)
Story: Tellers are North Korean Dupes!! (11:59pm)
storytellers: Send Doctor Sleepless over after your show NHLG. We need his voice, (11:59pm)
Story: tellers..Hurry on Down!! (11:59pm)
storytellers: The others are impostors from China (11:59pm)
storytellers: we have dinner here if doctor sleepless comes over (11:59pm)
RadioValencia.fm: You Kids Stop It NOW! (11:59pm)
storytellers: u can't make us (12:00am)
RadioValencia.fm: I'm coming up there if you're not quiet RIGHT NOW! (12:00am)
storytellers: Just try. (12:00am)
storytellers: we will one day... (12:00am)
storytellers: its on!! (12:01am)
storytellers: bring it! (12:01am)
storytellers: ooooooh. (12:01am)
storytellers: are u serious!!?? (12:02am)
NHLG: WE GONE!!!! Welcome The Good Guys: The Storytellers!!!!..............wait.. ....hold one. (12:02am)
NHLG: Just pot it up, silly... (12:03am)
storytellers: we have lift off. (12:03am)
storytellers: u here us? (12:03am)
NHLG: Hey, me?! (12:03am)
NHLG: We ARE OUT!!!!! Really!!! No, REALLY!!!!!........good. (12:04am)
vj pussycat: Goodnight y'all! (12:05am)
Martian Peeples!!: 'night. (12:05am)
storytellers: good night nose-pickers! xo (12:06am)

qa"|Juan Rapido was born in Guatemala, Mexico. After a successful career in Sergio Leone movies as The Guy With the Sombrero Who Dies in the First Three Minutes, he decided to expand his universe by becoming a Radio Valencia DJ and playing good music to unappreciative audiences on his show Dante's Hot Tub, Wednesdays at 8 PM.

And so it came to pass that Juan Rapido saw fit to tie his faithful burro Cervantes to NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND's rickety rickshaw and in tonight's FINAL BROADCAST, Karen "Badges?" Carpenter, Bob-Marc Ramirez and Dr. "Amalia, bring my hammock" Fiasco together with the disembodied voice of DJ "Chupacabra" Curmudge will do a whole show about all things Juan Rapido. ¿How does he like his chicharrones? ¿Mezcal o Tequila? ¿PRI o PAN? ¿Julio o Enrique Iglesias?

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Tonight's special: Juan Rapido Al Pastor.

Chatroom History
October 17, 2012 10:00pm - 1:30am

vj pussycat: It is Eli wallach (10:02pm)
Curmudge: I am supposedly connected (10:05pm)
vj pussycat: sorry fiasco (10:05pm)
damn know-it-all: what did you call me? (10:06pm)
damn know-it-all: vj pussycat (10:14pm)
damn know-it-all: whats up (10:14pm)
Dr. Penny: BobMarc is on the air!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 (10:15pm)
vj pussycat: felix, oh no, not anymore (10:17pm)
Dr. Penny: BobMarc is the hot mission martian. Radio Valencia needs no a/c in San Francisco because BobMarc is so hot in the studio. (10:17pm)
Dr. Penny: Mars may be a cold planet being so much further from the sun than the earth, but BobMarc makes up for the difference. (10:19pm)
Dr. Penny: Mars may be red, but BobMarc is hotter. :D (10:21pm)
Dr. Penny: No AC/DC needed, only BobMarc. (10:23pm)
Dr. Penny: Juan Rapido cannot compete with BobMarc. It's no contest. (10:26pm)
Dr. Penny: San Francisco is great, but BobMarc makes it even better. (10:27pm)
"Bob": killboba (10:28pm)
Dr. Penny: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. BobMarc. (10:28pm)
Dr. Penny: Everyone surges with BobMarc is the studio! :D (10:29pm)
"Bob": that alexis.......she's great (10:32pm)
Dr. Penny: The cock of BobMarc has no limits. (10:33pm)
"Bob": try some of the mixes people have made, in the related column (10:33pm)
"Bob": the woman she's talking to is her mother... (10:33pm)
"Bob": hittin' the middle (10:34pm)
"Bob": "it makes you want to slap somebody" (10:34pm)
"Bob": th rabbit is a vibrator (10:34pm)
"Bob": ask him about the hole in the ozone every launch! (10:35pm)
"Bob": a good man would have bought it for her (10:35pm)
Dr. Penny: The cock of BobMarc is the ultimate jadckrabbit. (10:35pm)
"Bob": play the mixes...better than her rants... (10:36pm)
"Bob": tampions (10:36pm)
"Bob": time for "joshi kashimashi Monogatari" (10:38pm)
Dr. Penny: BobMarc is on fire, he can give the ultimate gratification. (10:38pm)
Dr. Penny: he'll tap down that pussy. (10:38pm)
Dr. Penny: looking for meat (10:39pm)
OrinZ: There are still people who refuse to believe Liberace was gay. (10:40pm)
"Bob": type in "Vagina power Dance Remix", or "Vagina power penis power - the jack rabbit", or "Penis Power Remix", on youtube... (10:40pm)
Dr. Penny: With BobMarc around, Liberace couldn't help but be gay. (10:41pm)
"Bob": The Navy let them use a ship as a set, THEN found out they were gay. (10:41pm)
OrinZ: I have more names for John Rapido... (10:43pm)
OrinZ: per l'Italiano: Giovanni Pronto (10:43pm)
OrinZ: en Français: Jean-Paul Rapide (10:43pm)
OrinZ: in Deutsche: Johann Schnell (10:43pm)
vj pussycat: mustaine totally (10:44pm)
"Bob": ok, play Mayssa'a "Ma Yehkoumshi" (10:44pm)
"Bob": hoe about Bridget Yaghi's "Alby W Omry" (10:46pm)
vj pussycat: totally!! (10:48pm)
Dr. Penny: BobMarc's immense presence stablizes the environment such that the studio doesn't seem much different! (10:48pm)
vj pussycat: lars is gay (10:49pm)
"Bob": ohio turnpike, where the safety movie industry of the '50's was started (10:49pm)
"Bob": mustaine sally (10:49pm)
Dr. Penny: Everyone should vote for BobMarc for President. (10:51pm)
BobMarc: Except me. (10:51pm)
Me: Sure, thanks (10:51pm)
OrinZ: Not as useful as the Trap Her, Keep Her - Maybe it's just my women, but they don't seem to want to fit into the space I've designated for them in this binder. (10:52pm)
OrinZ: They keep sticking out over the edges, even getting away in some cases. I thought using clear, glass-ceiling page protectors would help, but it doesn't seem to slow them down anymore. (10:52pm)
Multi Index Memory Banks: That's how Mission Impossible used to start....binders (10:52pm)
vj pussycat: try binder search on tumblr [i was told] (10:53pm)
OrinZ: (1,854 of 1,921 people found the following review helpful) (10:53pm)
Multi Index Memory Banks: you should use ass-ceiling page protectors (10:53pm)
Dr. Penny: With BobMarc as president, everyone will have full employment in relation to the hot cock of BobMarc. He with satisfy all. (10:54pm)
Satan: Leave us out of this (10:55pm)
Dr. Penny: It's not about the fallen angels any longer, it's only about BobMarc. (10:55pm)
Satan: Thank us. (10:55pm)
Dr. Penny: more than 47% of women want Bob (10:56pm)
Dr. Penny: Marc as president. (10:57pm)
OrinZ: If there weren't any women going as binders for Halloween, there are now. (10:57pm)
"Bob": Of Course. (10:57pm)
"Bob": Three binders alraedy sighted in the Castro (10:57pm)
Dr. Penny: Norway is the best. (10:58pm)
Dr. Penny: Norway for BobMarc! (10:59pm)
OrinZ: Jon Fast i Dansk: Hans Hurtigt (10:59pm)
OrinZ: Jon Fast i Norsk: Johan Rask (11:00pm)
OrinZ: Jon Fast na Srpskom (Serbian): Jovan Brz (11:01pm)
Dr. Penny: Norway may be quite cool, but BobMarc helps keep them warm -- cause he's so hot, even for those living in the woods. (11:03pm)
Dr. Penny: BobMarc!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (11:03pm)
Dr. Penny: BobMarc crosses all borders with his brilliance. :) (11:09pm)
Dr. Penny: I guess Dr Penny!!!!! (11:10pm)
BobMike: Wrong. (11:10pm)
BobMilk: So Very Wrong. (11:10pm)
MobBike: Exquiszli incorrect (11:11pm)
We: Read me. (11:12pm)
Mustaine: Sally. (11:13pm)
Dr. Penny: When BobMarc blows it, it's okay, cause it feels great inside. (11:14pm)
OrinZ: em Português: João Rápida (11:15pm)
Mustaine: finds that rather convoluted (11:15pm)
Mustaine: last week was adh, nhlg, pe and KroB.. (11:16pm)
Mustaine: wishes that you continue talking about me. (11:17pm)
Dr. Penny: Dr. Fiasco the Bob Hope of Guantanamo. lol! (11:19pm)
OrinZ: dammit! it's eating my accent marks! em Portugues es Joao Rápida! (11:19pm)
OrinZ: Jon Fast as Gaeilge: Eoin Go Tapa (11:33pm)
StoryTellers: Hurry UP!!!! (11:46pm)
StoryKillers: My ownner, Jaun Rapeedo (11:46pm)
#: Leave away from this (11:47pm)
Mustaine: iz warrior (11:47pm)
Mustaine: says Dr Penny addresses some one not BobMark (11:48pm)
Mustaine: says play the mixes........of her..........they better (11:49pm)
Mustaine: gave you list...that's her mom. (11:50pm)
Mustaine: The nodding lady (11:50pm)
Mustaine: It's three years ago.and her show on youtube is there (11:50pm)
Mustaine: Her mom no longer does show, though (11:51pm)
storytellers: we here! (11:54pm)
Mustaine: Her name is Alexyess Taylor, white guys... (11:56pm)
Mustaine: Vagina Power Dance Remix rocks (11:56pm)
storytellers: i'm sailing (11:57pm)
storytellers: into an acid trip (11:57pm)
storytellers: it's the 161st anniversary of moby dick (11:59pm)
OrinZ: But wait! I have more translations of Jon Fast's name! (11:59pm)
storytellers: bye! (11:59pm)
storytellers: noze hairs! (12:00am)
OrinZ: fil Malti: %u0120wanni Malajr (12:00am)
OrinZ: në Shqip: Gjovalin Shpejt K%u2019art%u2019ul: Vano Stsrap%u2019i (12:00am)
Curmudge: Goodnight (12:00am)
OrinZ: Look at that. Look how many terrifying accents that must have. (12:00am)
NHLG: We're OUT!!!!! (12:00am)
Curmudge: Goodnight (12:00am)

Our Top Congressional Scientist has determined through application of firm scientific method that the theory of evolution and the Big Bang, basis of modern cosmology are truly, unmistakably and verifiably the work of the Devil.


Well, maybe not the work of, more like a hobby of Ol' Hobbs, what with such little time left after creating the Large Hadron Collider, the iPhone5 map app, the Jet Ski and Obamacare.


So much evil, so little time! Who else, but imp Karen Carpenter, dastardly Bob-Marc, archfiend Dr. Fiasco and Dallas's Prince of Darkness Curmudge would get the call from Lucifer, assuming the RV phone finally works? Their Darkest and Final Broadcast will dredge from the 3rd floor pit such evils as caramel-flavored coffee, autotuned Gangnam, the top 100 televangelists, and MS-Word.


Yes, NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND will cheerfully and faithfully assist SATAN and the US Congress by identifying other commonplace concepts and items that are, in fact, delivered next day air from Hell. Not to be confused with John Hell, who wouldn't ever give you anything except a rash.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: You're going to Hell and you're going to like it or you can just go to Hell.

Chatroom History
October 10, 2012 10:00pm - 1:30am

Margarita Azucar: Best intro ever. I horoughly enjoy this every week. (10:00pm)
Margarita Azucar: *thoroughly hearing (10:00pm)
Curmudge: I am connected (10:02pm)
Margarita Azucar: green party (10:04pm)
Curmudge: It says I am connected (10:08pm)
vj pussycat: i noticed (10:09pm)
Connecctedd: says you r note (10:09pm)
vj pussycat: y'all need to update the app if the phone number is different (10:10pm)
Other callers: and may we call also? (10:12pm)
Margarita Azucar: good point vj pussycat. It was updated on the website, but not sure if anyone thought to update the app (10:14pm)
vj pussycat: last time i called in i got the da da da the number you have dialed... then i had to wait for them to say a number to call (10:17pm)
Ferrara: Hey I can't find my jazz slippers (10:18pm)
Ferrara: I think I must have left them in the studio (10:18pm)
Dr. Penny: Did they figure out what the "bright object" was in the image of the scoop of Martian soil? (10:19pm)
Other callers: says home is far away (10:23pm)
Other callers: say It lives in the river, under Dealy Plaze.......... (10:27pm)
Dr. Penny: The life in Karen Carpenter's room is when she sprouts a cock. (10:28pm)
Other callers: say Senator McTaint was refused a fu-tone (10:28pm)
All Genes: Of Course.. (10:29pm)
All Genes: Unimpressed (10:29pm)
Dr. Penny: is Senator McTaint running in this present presidential race? (10:30pm)
All Genes: No. Sadly....well, maybe.. (10:30pm)
Ferrara: there actually in *no inside* to a futon (10:30pm)
All Genes: I saw him on youtube (10:30pm)
Ferrara: there actually IS no inside (10:31pm)
Ferrara: is what I meant to type (10:31pm)
All Genes: there is lots of inside...compressed (10:31pm)
Dr. Penny: The senator might say that the nuclear launch codes should at radio valencia should not be used on Boy Scouts selling cookies, but used instead "with discretion." (10:33pm)
All Genes: That Damn WolfMna Jack!!!!!!! (10:34pm)
Ferrara: Pressing 9 only encourages them to keep calling (10:34pm)
Ferrara: because it proves you actually listen to them (10:34pm)
Ferrara: yore vitch iss my Komant (10:35pm)
Ferrara: 415-962-7979 (10:35pm)
Ferrara: oops (10:36pm)
All Genes: duplex radio (10:36pm)
Ferrara: we tested it I swear (10:36pm)
All Genes: how many cllers may be funnelleedd? (10:36pm)
All Genes: although, this is fun radio... (10:37pm)
Ferrara: yeah we fine tuned that one we did (10:37pm)
All Genes: yes, how many can be brought in? (10:37pm)
All Genes: what show? (10:38pm)
vj pussycat: Ha ha (10:38pm)
All Genes: Damn That WOLF Man JACKAL!!!!!!! (10:38pm)
All Genes: Hello? (10:38pm)
All Genes: hello? (10:38pm)
All Genes: hell?hel?he?h?? (10:39pm)
All Genes: he sounnds like astronaut of moon (10:39pm)
Ferrara: Alright I'll tell you what to do (10:39pm)
All Genes: leissen up! (10:39pm)
Ferrara: take the tape off and twiddle the dials (10:39pm)
Ferrara: like you're not supposed to (10:39pm)
All Genes: Do IT! (10:39pm)
Ferrara: then maybe it will work (10:40pm)
All Genes: DO IT!! (10:40pm)
All Genes: then, you're banned! (10:40pm)
All Genes: REBUILD THESTUDIO!! (10:40pm)
Ferrara: you can't break it if it's already broke (10:40pm)
Ferrara: right? (10:40pm)
All Genes: is Karin Carpenter the secratary? (10:41pm)
Dr. Penny: The phone is not working. (10:42pm)
All Genes: The Phone is Never Wrong. (10:42pm)
vj pussycat: We can hear you tho. Just listen to radio to hear them (10:42pm)
Dr. Penny: I unfortunately cannot here you when I call (10:42pm)
vj pussycat: Listen to radio (10:43pm)
All Genes: delay too much... (10:43pm)
Ferrara: that's right! (10:43pm)
All Genes: DO IT!!!!! (10:43pm)
Curmudge: The phone is unemployed (10:43pm)
Ferrara: Ferrara tells you to rip the tape off and turn the knob (10:43pm)
vj pussycat: That's the fun part (10:43pm)
All Genes: "sucking the lint out of the Beast for 40 years NHLG (10:44pm)
Ferrara: blame Ferrara if you do it (10:44pm)
All Genes: Show get all serious, now.... (10:45pm)
Dr. Pussycat: well? (10:47pm)
Ferrara: who's talking about crowleey? (10:47pm)
Dr. Pussycat: NHDA (10:47pm)
All Genes: he's a suggenius (10:48pm)
Ferrara: oh yeah, i thought that voice was familiar (10:50pm)
Ferrara: what's this, jan garbarek? (10:51pm)
Ferrara: eyah (10:51pm)
Dr. Pussycat: Anton from BJM is evil (10:51pm)
Curmudge: Dig (10:52pm)
Dr. Pussycat: Yep (10:52pm)
All Genes: Robert Anton Wilson (10:53pm)
Ferrara: oh no.... (10:53pm)
Ferrara: "Applegate" (10:53pm)
Ferrara: how soon we forget... (10:54pm)
Dr. Pussycat: I don't think boy scouts sell cookies (10:54pm)
All Genes: not after New Clear Explosion (10:55pm)
Ferrara: he go caca (10:55pm)
Ferrara: poo poo (10:55pm)
Ferrara: pee pee (10:55pm)
Dr. Pussycat: Portuguese for shit (10:56pm)
Ferrara: Who's Donny Oz, man? (10:59pm)
Dr. Penny: Pure Eeeeeeeeevil. (11:01pm)
Dr. Pussycat: he's a little bit rock and roll (11:01pm)
Ferrara: dniel lanois? (11:02pm)
Ferrara: this was on that wim wenders soundtrack... (11:02pm)
Dr. Penny: who needs yoga when there's masturbation!? (11:02pm)
All Genes: Remember Col Rex Applegate? (11:04pm)
Ferrara: i actually lost my virginity on a waterbed (11:06pm)
Ferrara: i kid you not (11:06pm)
Ferrara: teenage waterbed fantasy (11:07pm)
Ferrara: there's a good porn subgenre (11:07pm)
Ferrara: amanita muscaria aureola (11:08pm)
Dr. Penny: do they have a South Beach diet club soda? (11:08pm)
Ferrara: tropical hot dog night! (11:08pm)
Dr. Penny: It would only truly be a hot sausage fest if BobMarc was in the studio. (11:09pm)
Dr. Penny: ManDate! lololololololol! (11:13pm)
Fighting WaterBeds!!: Hot Radio! (11:13pm)
OrinZ: L.Ron cheated Parsons out of his "scarlet woman" as well as a lot of money. (11:16pm)
JPL: Be QUIET!!! (11:16pm)
OrinZ: Parsons was working for Crowley at the time. (11:16pm)
JPL: Crowley Bendix? (11:16pm)
Dr. Pussycat: Go see cal (11:17pm)
TPC: We control all... (11:19pm)
vj pussycat: where you going (11:20pm)
Tracy & Don: hello (11:20pm)
vj pussycat: cool (11:20pm)
vj pussycat: and six flags (11:20pm)
TPC: Six Floors Over Dallas... (11:21pm)
vj pussycat: what??? (11:22pm)
TPC: nothing can prepare you for.. (11:22pm)
Dr. Penny: the nuclear launch codes are stored in the futon (11:23pm)
Tracy & Don: I once was in a waterbed with a couple of guys having sex. I had to hang on for dear life' (11:23pm)
TPC: that was p goldie and his aussie "friend"..... (11:24pm)
vj pussycat: hahaha (11:24pm)
TPC: HIDE THE NEW CLEAR FU_TON!!!! (11:24pm)
OrinZ: Was the water bed at least a queen-size? (11:24pm)
vj pussycat: hahahaa (11:25pm)
Tracy & Don: oh yes... We were all so very young! Good times... (11:25pm)
vj pussycat: h20bed (11:25pm)
OrinZ: You people are the reason landlords don't allow them anymore. (11:25pm)
Tracy & Don: is there a new phone number? (11:26pm)
OrinZ: This is why we can't have nice things. (11:26pm)
Tracy & Don: Hey orinZ (11:26pm)
TPC: 415 962 7979 (11:26pm)
Tracy & Don: I have been eating your lavender (11:26pm)
TPC: in your nose hair? (11:27pm)
Dr. Penny: all lubed up (11:28pm)
vj pussycat: that's my monkey (11:28pm)
Dr. Penny: the county fair is where the waterbed convention is, right next to the spa show. (11:30pm)
TPC: its two guys on the "show", See? (11:30pm)
TPC: what he say now (11:31pm)
Dr. Penny: Pure Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevil. (11:31pm)
vj pussycat: waterbeds only work when you are high on cocaine, quaaludes and mandrex (11:31pm)
TPC: don't stare (11:32pm)
vj pussycat: stop staring! (11:32pm)
Dr. Penny: Gangnam Style!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !! (11:32pm)
Dr. Penny: Are BobMarc and Kate can dress up like in the Gangnam Style video for Halloween. Pure Eeeeeevil!!!!!!!!! (11:34pm)
Dr. Penny: Music to stroke the cock with. ;) (11:35pm)
TPC: So, that's what they sing about....... (11:36pm)
Ferrara: you mean the headphone hooks (11:40pm)
Ferrara: okay yeah we move em (11:40pm)
TPC: Malairady (11:41pm)
Ferrara: 'no exit' is the usual english translation (11:42pm)
Ferrara: there was a night gallery episode like that (11:43pm)
Dr. Penny: The waterbeds in Hell are pleasantly cool in the midst of Hell heat. (11:43pm)
Camera: you're putting me on..... (11:53pm)
Story Tellers: Hurry Up! (11:54pm)
Story Sayers: Hey! Shut Up! (11:55pm)
vj pussycat: the truck (11:55pm)
Story Forgetters: ooooh...I forget........ (11:55pm)
vj pussycat: share the license plate at least (11:55pm)
Story Hella: fun time on the waterboards! (11:57pm)
Story Hella: pit stop (11:58pm)
vj pussycat: ok i will. penske truck 9165232 (11:58pm)
Story Hella: pit of stop. (11:58pm)
Story Hella: can you stopit? (11:59pm)
vj pussycat: if you see it call opd 510-777-3333 (11:59pm)
Story Stoppers: Ok. Now try. (11:59pm)
Story Stoppers: Why? (11:59pm)
storytellers: we're all cueued up (11:59pm)
Story Stoppers: are here! (11:59pm)
storytellers: oh yeah silk sheets! (12:00am)
vj pussycat: good nite y'all (12:00am)
Curmudge: Goodnight (12:01am)
NHLG: out. (12:01am)
vj pussycat: mmmm gravy (12:04am)
vj pussycat: later ss (12:04am)

"Hi, I'm Gerald Ford."
"Uh... ok."
"What are you still doing in your underwear. Did you forget?"
"Forget what, Gerry?"
"We're going surfing. The Makaha Bowl is perfect today. We're hitting it, you, me, James Brown and Donald Rumsfeld. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and Hugo Chavez are coming for the luau later."
(beautiful naked woman approaches)
"Hi, I'm Garrison Keillor. I want to make love to you."
"Ok, but not with Gerald Ford watching, please. By the way, I love your radio show. But I thought you were a man."
"I used to be. "

And that's what you get when you set your alarm to NPR at a volume not loud enough to wake you up but loud enough to mess with your dreams. Tune in for the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND where Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, Dr. Fiasco and Curmudge go out of their way to lower the bar a couple more inches.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Don't let that happen to you!

Chatroom History
October 3, 2012 10:00pm - 1:30am

vj pussycat: patton (10:04pm)
vj pussycat: lifetime movie soundtrack (10:07pm)
vj pussycat: two great tastes together (10:07pm)
vj pussycat: hey that was patton romney's pin (10:08pm)
vj pussycat: dont get me started on apple (10:10pm)
vj pussycat: let's just say my new macbook which i've had less than a week, already has 6 itunes media folders and i haven't even synced my phone yet (10:11pm)
Dr. Fiasco: Two great tastes: like raspberry jam and salted cod. Stoners love it. (10:14pm)
Dr. Penny: Yeah, some people are saying that the new charging plug on the iPhone is lame. (10:14pm)
Dr. Penny: Well, Obama is less than half black, but he's still considered black. (10:15pm)
jeniblue: ouchie's a good name (10:17pm)
OrinZ: Monday. There was also chair bungee jumping? (10:18pm)
OrinZ: Nope. I sorta forgot it, and sorta had a thing. (10:22pm)
Dr. Penny: Did they dance Gangnam Style at the party? (10:23pm)
OrinZ: Make some bachelor party stuff up. LET THE LEGEND GROW. (10:23pm)
OrinZ: In Brazil, sex change operations are covered under Obamacare. No joke. (10:30pm)
vj pussycat: yea kiko that sounds great (10:36pm)
vj pussycat: i mean fiasco (10:36pm)
vj pussycat: charro was on love boat a lot (10:37pm)
freezerclown: cooochie cooochie cooochie (10:38pm)
freezerclown: what sounds good? salt cod? (10:38pm)
vj pussycat: mmm with joan rivers on the love boat (10:39pm)
vj pussycat: and charro (10:39pm)
vj pussycat: she's sooooo cute (10:39pm)
vj pussycat: little monkey (10:39pm)
freezerclown: fiascocita (10:40pm)
vj pussycat: the love boat had something for everyone (10:41pm)
vj pussycat: karen's not there (10:41pm)
freezerclown: i HATED the loveboat (10:42pm)
vj pussycat: let's listen to the sound of bob marc texting (10:43pm)
vj pussycat: NHDA (10:43pm)
freezerclown: i think i may like it (10:43pm)
vj pussycat: it sounds like this (10:43pm)
freezerclown: better as a grownup (10:43pm)
vj pussycat: oh the love boat (10:43pm)
vj pussycat: yes you would (10:43pm)
vj pussycat: not (10:43pm)
freezerclown: thats the sound of freud on an elevator (10:44pm)
freezerclown: im on morning edition btw. (10:44pm)
Curmudge: The Shaft? (10:44pm)
vj pussycat: dirty (10:45pm)
vj pussycat: dirty (10:45pm)
freezerclown: damn dirty well gods (10:46pm)
vj pussycat: hey RSD you're back! fiasco demoted you to the chatterbox (10:46pm)
vj pussycat: damn dirty apes (10:47pm)
vj pussycat: if daniel johnston ever grew up, he may sound like this (10:47pm)
freezerclown: think ill sing this one to the kiddos tomorrow (10:47pm)
vj pussycat: naptime (10:47pm)
freezerclown: dirty l (10:48pm)
freezerclown: dirty cute widdle munkeys (10:48pm)
vj pussycat: cornelius likes to hear old music (10:48pm)
Curmudge: Yeah (10:48pm)
vj pussycat: yay, dub (10:49pm)
vj pussycat: i didn't think yiu were doin that bad RSD (10:49pm)
Curmudge: Well... (10:50pm)
Curmudge: there seemed to be a weird connection problem (10:50pm)
vj pussycat: maybe you should tweak out huell some more (10:50pm)
Curmudge: which I hope is fixed now...I cycled my modem (10:50pm)
vj pussycat: weird is not saying much (10:50pm)
vj pussycat: joy (10:51pm)
freezerclown: lets have a huell howser dj mix (10:52pm)
vj pussycat: yea, jb hasn't heard it yet (10:52pm)
vj pussycat: i mean fc (10:52pm)
freezerclown: i cant hear anything. aftet ginsberg my live stream went away (10:53pm)
vj pussycat: it'll come back (10:53pm)
vj pussycat: restart it (10:53pm)
freezerclown: ive tried restartibg it several times (10:54pm)
vj pussycat: fella, as storytellers would spell (10:55pm)
vj pussycat: ok go to bed (10:55pm)
freezerclown: oh there (10:55pm)
vj pussycat: you back (10:55pm)
freezerclown: it is in and out (10:56pm)
freezerclown: women in deirndels drinkin cocoa (10:56pm)
vj pussycat: well, before i forget and you go to bed, we might be coming late tomorrow night while there's still parking (10:57pm)
freezerclown: i saw a riverdance flash mob pn youtube (10:57pm)
vj pussycat: same movie (10:57pm)
vj pussycat: oh it's not (10:57pm)
freezerclown: good thinking (10:57pm)
vj pussycat: riverdance, that's so 30 years ago (10:58pm)
vj pussycat: yea, so dont freak out when you hear me at 2 or 3 in the morning (10:58pm)
Karen Carpenter: Let Curmudge OUT!!! (10:59pm)
vj pussycat: hahaha (10:59pm)
vj pussycat: y'all are in trouble (10:59pm)
freezerclown: is he trapped in the well (10:59pm)
vj pussycat: TROUBLE (10:59pm)
vj pussycat: you better check the chatterbox! (11:00pm)
vj pussycat: the well of dallas (11:00pm)
freezerclown: is that a sexting reference? (11:01pm)
vj pussycat: which one (11:01pm)
Curmudge: I am trapped in a well (11:02pm)
vj pussycat: see (11:02pm)
freezerclown: i gotta get ready for the crack ass crack o dawn edition (11:03pm)
vj pussycat: go get lassie (11:03pm)
freezerclown: tiki tiki tembo no sa rembo (11:03pm)
vj pussycat: ok g'nite freezer clown. see ya tomorrow (11:03pm)
freezerclown: tikki tikki tembo (11:03pm)
vj pussycat: NHDA (11:04pm)
freezerclown: what was that? the burningman neighbors mix? (11:04pm)
freezerclown: ill be in bed. (11:04pm)
vj pussycat: L&R (11:05pm)
vj pussycat: ok but you might wake up to feed timmy (11:05pm)
freezerclown: is that curmudge playing the confusion skipping mix? (11:05pm)
vj pussycat: yep (11:05pm)
freezerclown: i like it? (11:06pm)
vj pussycat: ? (11:06pm)
vj pussycat: i like it . (11:06pm)
freezerclown: affirms my adhd (11:06pm)
vj pussycat: it's very nice (11:06pm)
freezerclown: . (11:06pm)
vj pussycat: it would be good on CA (11:07pm)
vj pussycat: more of it (11:07pm)
freezerclown: whats ca? (11:07pm)
OrinZ: Ran out of show? I'll save you! (11:07pm)
freezerclown: is that a drug? (11:07pm)
vj pussycat: curmudge's show chromatic aberrations (11:07pm)
freezerclown: oh. whens that (11:07pm)
vj pussycat: on thursday nights 12-4a (11:08pm)
vj pussycat: our time (11:08pm)
vj pussycat: overlaps over the edge and puzzling evidence (11:08pm)
freezerclown: oh great. may as wrll just stay up for puzling evidence (11:08pm)
vj pussycat: you would like some of his stuff (11:09pm)
vj pussycat: podcasted (11:09pm)
freezerclown: how did i used to function at work (11:09pm)
vj pussycat: when? (11:09pm)
Karen Carpenter: I endorse Crhromatic abberationsw! (11:09pm)
freezerclown: podcast. oh cool (11:09pm)
vj pussycat: yes, its a great show (11:09pm)
freezerclown: ok. ill check it out. (11:10pm)
vj pussycat: listen to it on the bus (11:10pm)
freezerclown: good thinkin. drown out the crsck heads (11:12pm)
freezerclown: or provide a lovel soundtrack (11:13pm)
freezerclown: crack heads (11:13pm)
freezerclown: lovely (11:13pm)
freezerclown: timmmmmay sez goodnite (11:13pm)
vj pussycat: nite timmmay (11:14pm)
vj pussycat: looks like he's already sleeping (11:15pm)
freezerclown: heyyy this is like the inside of my hesf (11:17pm)
freezerclown: head (11:17pm)
freezerclown: neat (11:17pm)
vj pussycat: back again. wonder what they were doing (11:17pm)
freezerclown: except for the british kids (11:17pm)
vj pussycat: i thought it was too (11:18pm)
vj pussycat: no that's timmy (11:18pm)
freezerclown: no its me (11:18pm)
freezerclown: in the reality where i wpnt wake up late (11:19pm)
Karen Carpenter: ZERO OVERMODULATION!!! (11:20pm)
freezerclown: and a large orange drink (11:21pm)
vj pussycat: i love my chicken (11:21pm)
vj pussycat: you got to love your chicken (11:22pm)
freezerclown: bwaaaaack bwaaaack (11:22pm)
meat glue: I'm hungry (11:23pm)
freezerclown: this reminds me of foghorn leghorn (11:24pm)
vj pussycat: hahahaha (11:24pm)
vj pussycat: eric crapton (11:24pm)
freezerclown: also reminds me of what i suspect goes on in the widdle chilluns heads all day (11:26pm)
freezerclown: not afro man (11:26pm)
vj pussycat: yea i'm sure they're thinking about lickin balls and shit' (11:26pm)
freezerclown: is he from javksonville (11:26pm)
vj pussycat: oh boy (11:27pm)
vj pussycat: george (11:27pm)
freezerclown: no. they do think about being dead a lot thpugh (11:27pm)
vj pussycat: get them the new fisher price funeral parlor (11:28pm)
freezerclown: wham?! (11:28pm)
vj pussycat: complete with casket and embalming tools (11:28pm)
vj pussycat: whamiles (11:29pm)
vj pussycat: NHDA (11:29pm)
freezerclown: kids would actually love a toy casket (11:29pm)
vj pussycat: get one for all of them - nap time (11:30pm)
freezerclown: hey. lets make a fisher price funeral parlor/graveyard (11:30pm)
vj pussycat: i'm in! (11:31pm)
freezerclown: ask the astronaut (11:31pm)
vj pussycat: the brazillian astronaut? (11:31pm)
freezerclown: they seriously talk about and pretend "dead" all the time (11:31pm)
vj pussycat: i can totally picture the set from fisher price (11:32pm)
freezerclown: yeah. he has connections (11:32pm)
vj pussycat: hey fiasco, wait, what am i asking him? (11:32pm)
freezerclown: me too! it would be so cool (11:32pm)
vj pussycat: why don't you ask him (11:33pm)
freezerclown: Bag o dicks is a bad toy (11:33pm)
vj pussycat: why? that could be cool (11:33pm)
freezerclown: no not me. about becoming brazillian (11:34pm)
freezerclown: ok. im really gping to sleep now (11:34pm)
vj pussycat: yea you don't make any sense (11:34pm)
freezerclown: brushing my teeth... now (11:34pm)
vj pussycat: photo! (11:34pm)
vj pussycat: oh man, my new laptop has a built in cam - perfect for puppet show teeth brushing (11:35pm)
vj pussycat: sound more like jimmy stewart (11:36pm)
vj pussycat: i couldn't do it (11:40pm)
vj pussycat: sorry, out it back up (11:40pm)
vj pussycat: put (11:40pm)
vj pussycat: hey kool aid! (11:41pm)
freezerclown: hey kookaid! (11:41pm)
freezerclown: hey jinx (11:41pm)
vj pussycat: justin bieber throwing up (11:41pm)
vj pussycat: jinx (11:41pm)
vj pussycat: are you talking about mike hunt? (11:42pm)
vj pussycat: oh that's better (11:43pm)
vj pussycat: hr pfinstuff! (11:43pm)
freezerclown: no dick daley (11:44pm)
vj pussycat: that's a good shot byw (11:44pm)
vj pussycat: btw (11:44pm)
freezerclown: yeah. i like that one. this phone cametas pretty good (11:44pm)
vj pussycat: cmon y'all, have you ever seen a dog eat an avocado? (11:45pm)
vj pussycat: but it can't spell worth a shit (11:45pm)
freezerclown: me neither (11:46pm)
vj pussycat: perfect match! (11:46pm)
freezerclown: phil mckraken (11:46pm)
vj pussycat: he's been checkin in (11:48pm)
vj pussycat: read the transcripts (11:48pm)
storytellers: hows that new beautiful studio we're missing out on? (11:50pm)
vj pussycat: nine minutes storytellers (11:51pm)
freezerclown: once upon a time... (11:52pm)
Curmudge: Hey...a live performance of mine is reviewed here! http://smellystain.com/tmsm (11:53pm)
Curmudge: It has a forskin couch (11:54pm)
Curmudge: The studio that is. (11:54pm)
storytellers: hows that new studiio? (11:55pm)
vj pussycat: wow sounds very entertaining! (11:56pm)
vj pussycat: and bloody (11:56pm)
storytellers: no no the childrens edition of the bible!!! (11:56pm)
storytellers: with pictures! (11:57pm)
vj pussycat: the children have their own bible? (11:57pm)
freezerclown: creeeeepy (11:57pm)
storytellers: followed by the marque de sade (11:57pm)
storytellers: yes the Childrens living bible (11:57pm)
vj pussycat: it's alive?! (11:57pm)
storytellers: the pictures are creepy with jesus holding the little children (11:58pm)
storytellers: the best is the one with jonas and the whale tho (11:58pm)
vj pussycat: pedophiles (11:58pm)
vj pussycat: post it (11:58pm)
vj pussycat: we want to see it storytellers (11:58pm)
storytellers: posting with the app (11:59pm)
vj pussycat: freezerclown has some good coloring books like that (11:59pm)
vj pussycat: yes that is strange (11:59pm)
storytellers: how did u know it was the 1973 edition!!?? (12:00am)
freezerclown: get together girls + jesus luvvs u (12:00am)
vj pussycat: looks like jonah just had sex with the whale (12:00am)
storytellers: i know!! (12:00am)
storytellers: yes we are here! (12:01am)
vj pussycat: goodnight y'all (12:01am)
vj pussycat: see ya this weekend fiasco! (12:01am)
freezerclown: where can i see those pix? (12:01am)
storytellers: home page (12:01am)
vj pussycat: that's a nice picture (12:02am)
vj pussycat: freezer clown you should post some shots from your coloring book (12:02am)

As the old saying goes, "Mo' Money, Mo' Problems".

With Radio Valencia's recent move into new palatial accommodations featuring Brazilian rosewood desks, beluga foreskin sofas, Frank Sinatra's Lost Solid Gold Microphone and Carrara marble statues that would make the staff of Scarface's Better Homes and Fortified Compounds Magazine pee in their pants the paradox has presented itself. Again.

As any of the three listeners of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND knows, the first half hour of the show is always invariably spent in a wonderful Journey of Discovery whereby the hosts re-acquaint themselves with the studio equipment, knowledge instantly evaporates once the show is over, gone into the cool late night air like the puffs of crack pipes on Treat and 16th. Indeed, it is not a show if Karen Carpenter does not yell "We've got dead air! Again!" as soon as the velvety and nonchalant DJ Juan Rapido relinquishes control of the radio station.

But now, further complications have arisen. Now the whole shebang is in a different location. Do all those knobs and switches react the same as they did in the recently evacuated Chez Poulet?

Will Bob-Marc now forever remain in monaural limbo on the left channel or can he blossom into a quadrophonic force to be reckoned with?Will Karen Carpenter find the legendary "Green Mic Cable" or have to suffer with the common black variety?

Will Dr.Fiasco finally prove that sometimes a button is just a button, and when you press it, it does the same thing no matter were it is situated? Will cords and cables be stretched to the breaking point in order to traverse the vast expanse of the new studio?

Will Nose Hair Lint Gland decide to go wireless so they can snuggle on the couch while they entertain the masses?

Will the windows be a source of wonder and enjoyment or just a route for escaping the vertigo created by trying to navigate in a brand new space?

In an act of solidarity Curmudge will be moving his studio located in the Texas Satellite of the Nose Hair Industries Broadcast Division down the hall to another room so he too can join in the seeming confusion created by dislocation.

Join Green Cabled Karen Carpenter, Dr. "Just Press the Fucking Button" Fiasco, Aurally Ambiguous Bob-Marc (here and not-here), and Geographically Displaced Curmudge for the FINAL STEREO TEST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Don't press that button.

Chatroom History
September 26, 2012 10:00pm - 1:30am

vj pussycat: heil (10:02pm)
Dr. Penny: You didn't say "Nose Hair Lint Gland" before any other words. (10:04pm)
Dr. Penny: lol (10:04pm)
jeniblue: is it a cock sock? (10:04pm)
vj pussycat: no he's smooth down there (10:04pm)
jeniblue: heyyyy. the last time i heard nhlg, whitey was on the moon (10:05pm)
jeniblue: wait. am i supposed to say nose hair lint gland first? (10:06pm)
vj pussycat: no (10:08pm)
vj pussycat: actually your clown pic was very appropo (10:10pm)
vj pussycat: dr fiasco told us a story this weekend about a clown (10:11pm)
jeniblue: ill put it back up (10:11pm)
vj pussycat: no rush (10:12pm)
vj pussycat: hahah (10:13pm)
vj pussycat: clown, come out of the closet in your rainbow pants! (10:14pm)
jeniblue: he is playing in the freezer (10:14pm)
vj pussycat: oh it is the freezer. i see it now. hence the ice trays. (10:15pm)
vj pussycat: what does it mean when you say to someone, "come out of the freezer"? (10:15pm)
jeniblue: time to get laid? (10:16pm)
vj pussycat: or like, "that fucking clown finally came out of the freezer" (10:16pm)
jeniblue: i really really want that voice effect (10:17pm)
vj pussycat: there's a surgical procedure i think (10:17pm)
jeniblue: the kids would freakin take a nap and eat their soup if i had that! (10:18pm)
jeniblue: is it the same one that hairy naked clown had? (10:20pm)
vj pussycat: which one? (10:21pm)
jeniblue: you missed him (10:22pm)
vj pussycat: was he where that hot monkey is now? (10:23pm)
vj pussycat: hahaha (10:23pm)
jeniblue: yeah. i thought that was a hairy mermaid (10:23pm)
jeniblue: monkey? or ape? (10:24pm)
vj pussycat: she does look like a mermaid from afar (10:24pm)
vj pussycat: man or woman? (10:24pm)
jeniblue: like one of those ripleys believe it or not mermaids (10:25pm)
jeniblue: shrunken head (10:25pm)
vj pussycat: oh i just saw what you were talking about. i need a palette cleanser (10:26pm)
vj pussycat: that is soooooooo wrong (10:26pm)
jeniblue: the naked pierot guy? (10:27pm)
vj pussycat: i wish i was in momento so i would never remember that (10:28pm)
jeniblue: pierrot (10:28pm)
vj pussycat: ken wheels is moving to cleveland (10:29pm)
jeniblue: scary eh? (10:29pm)
vj pussycat: scary enough to get a lobotomy (10:30pm)
jeniblue: what has the world come to? (10:30pm)
vj pussycat: idk (10:30pm)
vj pussycat: how about some huell for jeniblue? she finally got a phone that enables her to join the fun (10:32pm)
vj pussycat: i don't think they're reading this tonight (10:32pm)
jeniblue: huell howser? (10:32pm)
jeniblue: well gollllly! (10:33pm)
vj pussycat: he's never seen a dog eat an avocado (10:33pm)
jeniblue: i think they ate still connecting their headphones (10:33pm)
jeniblue: atent avacados toxic to dogs (10:34pm)
vj pussycat: probably but also distracted by studio guest (10:34pm)
jeniblue: what? is guest a naked pierrot? (10:34pm)
vj pussycat: no that's chocolate and that's not eithert (10:35pm)
vj pussycat: doesn't sound like it (10:35pm)
vj pussycat: yea fiasco, you should checck it out (10:41pm)
jeniblue: did u post that one? (10:41pm)
vj pussycat: yea, stole it from foley (10:42pm)
jeniblue: is that where jenn got kicked out for fuckin with the sculpture? (10:42pm)
vj pussycat: yea, but that was like 20 minutes ago (10:42pm)
vj pussycat: what are they talking about right now? (10:42pm)
jeniblue: that kid looks luke cross between chuckey and toddler in tiara (10:42pm)
vj pussycat: hahaha it is fucin creepy (10:43pm)
jeniblue: ohio? (10:43pm)
vj pussycat: 20 minutes ago (10:43pm)
vj pussycat: how did that happen? (10:44pm)
vj pussycat: they just were talking about breaking bad too (10:44pm)
jeniblue: i missed that (10:45pm)
vj pussycat: they are counting until curmudge responds right now - tell me when you hear that (10:45pm)
vj pussycat: it hasn't happened yet (10:45pm)
jeniblue: is my stream delayed? (10:46pm)
vj pussycat: maybe but not that much (10:47pm)
jeniblue: they sre talking about pernod (10:47pm)
vj pussycat: no pruno (10:47pm)
jeniblue: oh. (10:47pm)
vj pussycat: the stuff you drink in jail (10:48pm)
vj pussycat: but you're caught up (10:48pm)
vj pussycat: i'm drinking root beer right now (10:48pm)
jeniblue: ive never bern in jail (10:49pm)
jeniblue: except to visit (10:49pm)
jeniblue: hey mmmmmm root beer (10:49pm)
vj pussycat: i've only been for a brief time while waiting for my dad to come get me. it wasn't long enough to make pruno (10:50pm)
jeniblue: i was just gonna say, that spunds luke one of martyns fantasies (10:50pm)
jeniblue: LIKE (10:50pm)
vj pussycat: what (10:51pm)
jeniblue: the rxploding root beer thing (10:51pm)
jeniblue: gah. EXploding (10:51pm)
vj pussycat: ha (10:52pm)
jeniblue: no. really (10:52pm)
jeniblue: mmmmm caprihna (10:52pm)
jeniblue: council of fail-dors? (10:55pm)
vj pussycat: that is great effect (10:58pm)
vj pussycat: for one or two words (10:58pm)
vj pussycat: brb (10:59pm)
jeniblue: i told you! if i had that children would obey my every command (10:59pm)
vj pussycat: talk to fiasco about borrowing brb (10:59pm)
jeniblue: for one or two words (10:59pm)
jeniblue: but really thats all i need (11:00pm)
jeniblue: ok. new pic (11:00pm)
jeniblue: me or u? (11:00pm)
jeniblue: dr fiasco told the funniest story about ken eheels not dropping wedding cake (11:01pm)
jeniblue: is it near witch mt? (11:03pm)
jeniblue: smart chae. makes (11:04pm)
jeniblue: smart chaw? (11:04pm)
vj pussycat: Ha ha (11:05pm)
vj pussycat: Oh the show's going to start soon (11:06pm)
vj pussycat: chaw? (11:07pm)
jeniblue: can i get that @ amazon? (11:08pm)
vj pussycat: I've had that cubano (11:08pm)
jeniblue: what is it? (11:09pm)
jeniblue: i think u should give it to mr (11:10pm)
jeniblue: to me (11:10pm)
vj pussycat: A giant sandwich with like ten kinds of meat, but you can't eat it. It's got eggs too (11:10pm)
jeniblue: i also need a carpet (11:10pm)
jeniblue: i can take the eggs off (11:11pm)
vj pussycat: not really. It's super messy and stuff. just tell them to leave the eggs off (11:12pm)
vj pussycat: ONE GUY?!!! (11:12pm)
vj pussycat: wrong jenn (11:13pm)
jeniblue: hih? (11:13pm)
jeniblue: martyn has a lesbian ntl forest tshirt (11:14pm)
jeniblue: hes too fat 4 it now (11:14pm)
vj pussycat: nice (11:14pm)
vj pussycat: See (11:17pm)
vj pussycat: Yes (11:17pm)
vj pussycat: That's what's nice (11:17pm)
vj pussycat: he could stand to lose a few (11:18pm)
vj pussycat: I want to hear I fink you freeky (11:20pm)
jeniblue: i lost my stream. are they talking about hitler? (11:22pm)
vj pussycat: They were. They read some of our chat. The part about Martyn (11:22pm)
jeniblue: great. (11:23pm)
vj pussycat: Talking about Hal now (11:23pm)
jeniblue: why does every conversation end up being about hitler? (11:23pm)
vj pussycat: Idk, Anne frankly I hadn't noticed (11:24pm)
jeniblue: when is puzzling evidence btw? thursdays? (11:24pm)
vj pussycat: Yea at 3am on kpfa (11:25pm)
jeniblue: ha ha. i just saw a pic pf anne franks tpilet (11:25pm)
jeniblue: toilet (11:25pm)
vj pussycat: why? (11:25pm)
jeniblue: u also quoted hal today to children (11:26pm)
vj pussycat: Gonhorrea cha cha cha (11:26pm)
jeniblue: i also did. not u (11:26pm)
jeniblue: why hal? or annes toilet? (11:26pm)
vj pussycat: I didn't remember that. glad it was u (11:26pm)
vj pussycat: toilet (11:27pm)
vj pussycat: you should call (11:27pm)
jeniblue: archaeology update (11:27pm)
jeniblue: archaeology update (11:27pm)
jeniblue: i wstch kpop news sometimes (11:28pm)
jeniblue: with sound off (11:28pm)
jeniblue: call who? (11:28pm)
jeniblue: are they gonna talk about kum jong? (11:29pm)
vj pussycat: the show (11:29pm)
jeniblue: kim jong (11:29pm)
vj pussycat: what's the number again? (11:30pm)
jeniblue: why (11:30pm)
jeniblue: 1800bagodicks (11:31pm)
vj pussycat: just something to do. i gave them a 30 minute review of burning man 2 weeks ago (11:31pm)
vj pussycat: hahaha (11:31pm)
vj pussycat: 415-407-6219 (11:32pm)
jeniblue: i could regale them woth stories of preschoolers (11:33pm)
jeniblue: the latest playgrpund game is "how do mermaids pee?" (11:34pm)
vj pussycat: that's a good one (11:34pm)
vj pussycat: call and ask if dr. hal is there (11:34pm)
jeniblue: PLAYGROUND gah! need spellcheck (11:35pm)
jeniblue: seriously. its a riot. ill try to get a video of them acting it out (11:35pm)
vj pussycat: clap (11:36pm)
vj pussycat: call and tell us about it (11:36pm)
jeniblue: ha ha. cause grownup? is how do metmaids do it (11:36pm)
jeniblue: he said clap. jinx (11:37pm)
jeniblue: i gotta go to sleep (11:37pm)
vj pussycat: its almost over (11:37pm)
jeniblue: i have to get up at the crackass crack of dawn (11:38pm)
vj pussycat: i know but there's only 21 minutes left. just call in and then sleep (11:39pm)
vj pussycat: not me (11:39pm)
vj pussycat: not until storytellers (11:39pm)
jeniblue: i got all my rugs for free on the street (11:40pm)
jeniblue: brong back teddy ruxpin (11:41pm)
vj pussycat: i got free rugs at teh flea mkt (11:41pm)
jeniblue: now i want a delicious cuban sandwich (11:45pm)
jeniblue: or country fried bacon (11:46pm)
vj pussycat: that deep fried bacon was so good (11:47pm)
vj pussycat: not me (11:47pm)
jeniblue: hey. that would be a good question for dr hal. how do mermaids pee? (11:48pm)
vj pussycat: yes it would (11:48pm)
jeniblue: same as fish i guess. (11:48pm)
vj pussycat: they have a hole (11:49pm)
jeniblue: dont pick kim jong or hitler (11:49pm)
jeniblue: ha ha ha. one last barf (11:49pm)
vj pussycat: dont tell him i did that (11:50pm)
vj pussycat: but he's the one who wanted me to post that on fb (11:50pm)
jeniblue: apes vs monkees. theres a theme (11:50pm)
vj pussycat: dwarves vs. midgets (11:51pm)
jeniblue: hed b proud (11:51pm)
vj pussycat: he would. he should be listening (11:51pm)
jeniblue: hahaha dearf like tendencies (11:51pm)
jeniblue: no Dwarf like tendencies (11:51pm)
jeniblue: thats my new band (11:52pm)
vj pussycat: they were talking about even dwarves started small 2 weeks ago (11:52pm)
jeniblue: thanks for bringing that up. now ill never sleep (11:53pm)
vj pussycat: ha ha (11:53pm)
jeniblue: 50 shades of tan in my neighborhood (11:53pm)
storytellers: we refuse to read that 50 shades book. probably. (11:54pm)
jeninlue: oh how i miss all those pushy old chinese ladies that finally died and painted their houses bright bright pink (11:56pm)
jeninlue: mini martyn (11:58pm)
storytellers: two minutes early? (11:58pm)
vj pussycat: grandma (11:58pm)
storytellers: we'll do it (11:59pm)
jeninlue: omg (11:59pm)
Das some guy: U (12:01am)
jeninlue: grandma is a good theme (12:01am)
storytellers: not early anymore btw (12:01am)
vj pussycat: YES!!! (12:01am)
Curmudge: Connect... (12:01am)
vj pussycat: grandma!!! (12:01am)
jeniblue: hahahaha (12:02am)
vj pussycat: goodnight NHLG, RSD and jeniblue. thx for chattering with me : ) (12:02am)
Curmudge: GOODNIGHT! (12:03am)
jeniblue: thanks nose jairs (12:03am)
vj pussycat: jairs (12:03am)
jeniblue: nose HAIRS! (12:03am)
jeniblue: what is a jair? (12:04am)
vj pussycat: let's do it again next week jeniblue. so glad you have a 'smart' phone now (12:04am)
jeniblue: dr hal (12:04am)
vj pussycat: she said grandma (12:04am)
vj pussycat: yep dr hal (12:04am)
jeniblue: sigh.... goodnite (12:04am)
vj pussycat: buh bye (12:05am)

Bad News, Everybody!

We are all pasty, inbred, web-toed idiots, inept at simple tasks, lacking self-respect and decent hygiene, and are addicted to handouts from a bloated collapsing government led by self-serving bureaucrats.

This came about thanks to Charles Darwin and his misguided hobby of amateur matchmaking and early industrial age people breeding. That and the lack of television and all those sexy, sexy cousins led to the current state of affairs, but...

Good News, Everybody!

There is a primordial land to the south, farther south than even the most southern country in the Western Hemisphere, Mexico.

In this wondrous place called known colloquially as Amazonian-Mexico or Sounds-Spanish-But-Isn't Mexico, featured in the maps as "Brazil", a veritable compost heap of human genetic diversity stirs, from fireplug-sized rubber barons to tall blond supermodels, rocket scientists to soccer stars.... and they are all cross-breeding at a rate not imagined possible even by Professor Larry Flynt.

Tune in for the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND tonight as Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, The Manifestation of Disembodied DJ and Special Guest Curmudge and Genetic Wonder Überman Dr. Fiasco explain how in the near future these "Brazilians" will have mixed up enough DNA to create the very image of this planet's future... a giant sexy soccer playing super scientist with great skin tone and scarcely any morals at all. Hurrah!

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: who peed in the gene pool?

Chatroom History
September 19, 2012 10:00pm - 1:30am

vj pussycat: Is whitey on the moon yet (10:02pm)
Curmudge: Ha hahhaaaa (10:03pm)
vj pussycat: Heheheheheheeeeeee (10:04pm)
vj pussycat: This is the longest PSA ever (10:04pm)
vj pussycat: Time warp (10:07pm)
vj pussycat: Huell!! (10:42pm)
vj pussycat: How much what? (10:43pm)
vj pussycat: Pot? (10:44pm)
vj pussycat: A couple of pounds (10:44pm)
vj pussycat: And three Vicodin (10:45pm)
vj pussycat: You know you're supposed to talk in pirate today. Didn't you get the memo? (10:49pm)
vj pussycat: The horror the horror (10:53pm)
vj pussycat: Hey fiasco, hope y'all are gonna be home this weekend cause I'm coming over (11:30pm)
Dr. Fiasco: Yeah, come over! (11:53pm)
Curmudge: I will (11:54pm)
vj pussycat: Oh good! I'll be in touch - let mrs doctor know (11:54pm)
vj pussycat: You should get curmudge to send some BBQ (11:57pm)
vj pussycat: Will you send us some BBQ RSD? (12:00am)
Curmudge: no (12:01am)
vj pussycat: : ( (12:01am)
vj pussycat: Will you bring us some BBQ? (12:02am)
storytellers: we're here. geek love is totally awesome. (12:02am)
Curmudge: BBQ Love (12:02am)
vj pussycat: Mmmmm extra sauce too (12:02am)
vj pussycat: Bye NHLG (12:03am)
Curmudge: BYE (12:03am)
Curmudge: Texafornia (12:04am)
I like boobs!!: This is wow! (12:08am)
Mikeyjoe: Yea I'm loving your voice!!! (12:11am)

Radio Valencia has entered a mysterious state that can best be interpreted with quantum mechanics. Does Radio Valencia exist simultaneously in two studios or no studio? Are the RV DJs the greatest radio talents ever to broadcast or are they self-absorbed whiners who endlessly download their own podcasts just to get some traffic? And simultaneously does NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND suck huge donkey balls or does it suck just a little, like from one of those little coffee straws, that are neither decent straws, nor functional stirrers. On second thought, let's just call this show Schrödinger's Coffee Stick Thing.


Join Superpositioned Karen Carpenter, Dr. Paradoxical Fiasco, Hopelessly Entangled Bob-Marc (here and not-here), and Spooky DJ Action at a Distance Curmudge for the FINAL THOUGHT EXPERIMENT of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND.


NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Don't open the box.


Chatroom History
September 12, 2012 10:00pm - 1:30am

ekzaeni: no black people on the air (10:01pm)
elseano: more reading from dsl modem install menus please! (10:03pm)
Karen Carpenter: you bet! (10:05pm)
Karen Carpenter: I hear curmudge pluggin in (10:05pm)
elseano: Also maybe a trailer for the next telenovela episode? (10:05pm)
ekzaeni: and a list of those who won't make it (10:06pm)
Curmudge: Juan,have you disconnected? (10:06pm)
Dr. Penny: Nose Hair Lint Gland!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (10:07pm)
Karen Carpenter: he did, because we heard last wks show at startup (10:07pm)
Curmudge: I am in (10:08pm)
Dr. Penny: Dr. Fiasco has arrived! (10:10pm)
elseano: are you still in the old studio (10:22pm)
elseano: ? (10:22pm)
elseano: karen carpeter (10:23pm)
Dr. Fiasco: Still at the old studio (10:27pm)
elseano: Lol they cancelled the phone number (10:34pm)
elseano: I can't call in (10:34pm)
elseano: This is the perfect opportunity to slag everyone and demand they call the station (10:34pm)
elseano: studio? Now it (10:35pm)
elseano: s a kill room with a mixing board (10:35pm)
elseano: 74 futons will buy you 1 studio (10:40pm)
Dr. Fiasco: 415-407-6219 (10:41pm)
Karen Carpenter: 415-845-1724 also open for nice callers (10:53pm)
Curmudge: Don't call me (11:01pm)
vj pussycat: hi y'all (11:11pm)
vj pussycat: Ooh burning man (11:12pm)
vj pussycat: I'll call in a minute or two (11:13pm)
elseano: feynman that shit up (11:14pm)
vj pussycat: the phone number in the app doesn't work anymore (11:20pm)
Curmudge: Not making fun...ha...just a response (11:26pm)
Curmudge: wrong window...heh (11:27pm)
Wrybread: this is my favorite caller since the Milpitas guy a few months back (11:28pm)
elseano: Holy shit this is bring (11:47pm)
elseano: booooooring (11:48pm)
elseano: turning off stream ... (11:48pm)
vj pussycat: you're boring (11:56pm)
vj pussycat: do not say hello (11:57pm)
storytellers: we won't be there though. we'll be here (11:57pm)
storytellers: ... at the new studio (11:58pm)
storytellers: love fella! (11:58pm)
vj pussycat: It's fela (11:58pm)
vj pussycat: One L (11:59pm)
storytellers: ok pussy (11:59pm)
storytellers: no no no!! geek love! (11:59pm)
vj pussycat: It's ok storytellers (11:59pm)
storytellers: no dry wall for us! (11:59pm)
storytellers: we just drink wine. (11:59pm)
storytellers: and read stories. (12:00am)
vj pussycat: we just do acid (12:00am)
vj pussycat: and call in to RV (12:00am)
storytellers: u guys are hardcore. (12:01am)
Curmudge: Ha ha ha ha ha hahahhahhahhahhahah ahahahaakakkk (12:01am)
storytellers: we're just librarian wanna be's (12:01am)
storytellers: heh (12:01am)
storytellers: maybe smoke a menthol now and again. (12:01am)
storytellers: dudes we started the feed 5 mins ago! (12:02am)
storytellers: u should do remote with us nhlg. we shant come to the studio (12:03am)
Curmudge: connect NOW! (12:03am)
Wrybread: I think the storytellers need a stern lecture about drywall (12:03am)
storytellers: get off the acid guys (12:03am)
Curmudge: I need a stern lecture (12:03am)
storytellers: it's always your final broadcast. (12:03am)
Curmudge: always the same ending too (12:03am)
Das some guy: And away we go! (12:13am)