Karen Carpenter and Dr. Fiasco are both missing in action this week. Rumor has it that they are on covert missions for a government. Until recently no one really knew which government or if this is really true or just another obfuscation spread by the RVIPAMA.(Radio Valencia Indoctrination,Propaganda and Misdirection Agency).


But the real truth is that this wek's FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND has been outsourced to Texas. And so, tonight GUEST DJ CURMUDGE from Dallas will try and keep this airship from crashing and burning in the absence of it's two figureheads and a vital and thriving on-air source of wisdom and idiocy with a mix of the most, shall we say, "memorable" moments of the show in the recent past. And so, not unlike the Planaria flat worm, the show regenerates itself even when its nervous system (emphasis on nervous) is gone.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Texas. It's in Arizona, right?

Chatroom History
September 5, 2012 10:00pm - 1:30am

Karen Carpenter: BLASPHEMY!! (10:03pm)
Jack Champion: Yes! (10:05pm)
Wrybread: This is thoroughly riotous (10:05pm)
Jack Champion: Great job curmudgeon...... Finally the last show... (10:06pm)
Karen Carpenter: khan khan khan (10:17pm)
OrinZ: The Gland is in rare form tonight. (11:39pm)
MSchmormac: best nhlg ever! (11:44pm)
Curmudge: outsourcing is good for America (11:45pm)
MSchmormac: shang a lang lang doo wah (11:58pm)
storytellers: yuck! (12:01am)
storytellers: who is that crazy lady saying that!? (12:01am)
storytellers: get off the air nose hairs! (12:02am)
storytellers: love u!! (12:02am)
Curmudge: They are off. (12:02am)
storytellers: okay we will take your advice. (12:03am)
storytellers: now get off the air! (12:03am)
storytellers: love u!!! (12:03am)
storytellers: bye! (12:03am)
Curmudge: Bye (12:04am)
MSchmormac: bravo!again (12:04am)
Curmudge: Thank you (12:04am)
Curmudge: It was a blast (12:04am)
MSchmormac: you should do a remix of my show some time! (12:04am)
Curmudge: Not the first time I have been asked that...heh (12:05am)

Having completely run out of original thoughts, Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc The Mission Martian Adonis, Dr. Fiasco and REMOTE SPECIAL GUEST DJ Curmudge have to resort to borrowed wisdom (we also have wisdom we can rent by the hour but we are saving that for a real crisis) from GREAT PEOPLE IN PEOPLE'S HISTORY OF MANKIND THROUGHOUT THE TIMES. But not the same old boring tired bromides everyone's heard before. We'll explore, dissect and illuminate the more obscure sayings of History's Luminaries such as:

"See you at the orgy tonight?"
Nero

"Who wants more wine?"
Jesus

"I'm busy tonight, I am having some people for dinner."
Idi Amin Dada

"Ouch."
JFK

"Just f*@#ing call TicketMaster and get it over with!"
Larry Harvey

"This salad is delicious! What's it called?"
Julius Caesar

"No, I'm not Ben Kingsley. Yes, I do get that a lot."
Mahatma Ghandi

Join us tonight for the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, as distant DJ Curmudge, Bob-Marc, Dr. Fiasco (straight out of rehab!) and Karen Carpenter (if he doesn't decide to gorge himself on donuts) spout Platitudes and General Pablum that other people came up with, for a change.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Never so few annoyed so few with so little giant steps for little people on the sands, on the beaches and ... what was the rest of it?

Chatroom History
August 29, 2012 10:00pm - 1:30am

Curmudge: it keeps disconnecting (10:04pm)
Curmudge: aaaaaaaargh (10:04pm)
Curmudge: turn me up (10:05pm)
Curmudge: ack (10:05pm)
Curmudge: it keeps disconnecting (10:06pm)
KatHerding: pop (10:08pm)
KatHerding: nov shmoz kapop (10:09pm)
Dis Connetcting: It keeps. (10:12pm)
KatHerding: Wackos everywhere, a plague of madness. (10:15pm)
Curmudge: I am not disconnecting anymore (10:16pm)
President O' Nixon: me neither. (10:16pm)
President O' Nixon: Don't bring back no Moon Bugs, Neil Arm Strong (10:18pm)
President O' Nixon: ripped his finger off and healed it back. (10:18pm)
President O' Nixon: You're no Jack O' Nixon. (10:19pm)
President O' Nixon: last show fail. (10:20pm)
KatHerding: are you not a crook? (10:22pm)
President O' Nixon: "I am not an O'Crook." (10:23pm)
OrinZ: Polka is not very Burning MAn (10:23pm)
Margarita Azucar: Justin beiber? (10:24pm)
President O' Nixon: Ich bein eign Valencier. (10:24pm)
NHLG: sinking into polka... (10:25pm)
OrinZ: Not new age polka! Not fake gypsy polka! Real polka! (10:25pm)
OrinZ: http://friskypriests.com/erzf (10:25pm)
Margarita Azucar: How bout some Mexican polka? (10:26pm)
KatHerding: how about some K-POP! (10:26pm)
Karen Carpenter: now taking your request Kat (10:30pm)
K_POP: YAAHH!!!!! (10:30pm)
Karen Carpenter: well... request? (10:34pm)
K Burn!!!!!: ME! (10:35pm)
KatHerding: http://tittykazoo.com/fxzx (10:40pm)
KatHerding: \o/ (10:47pm)
KatHerding: gangnam style (10:50pm)
KatHerding: Dallas k-pop on the grassy knoll (10:52pm)
KatHerding: this is how we feed the animals (10:54pm)
OzWilled: and a K-Pop from that knoll-edge (10:54pm)
He: is not Martian tonight. (10:55pm)
He: was building the Republican platform. (10:57pm)
He: quit before you could quit. (11:01pm)
OrinZ: They loathe bananas. (11:02pm)
OrinZ: Doctor Livingston, I presume? (11:03pm)
KatHerding: AT fuckin LANTIS! (11:04pm)
Cat Box: no one listens to me (11:07pm)
OrinZ: Nostradamus (11:08pm)
KatHerding: I am disappoint. (11:08pm)
Baron Von Munchausen: fine (11:09pm)
Baron Von Munchausen: Me, also (11:09pm)
Baron Von Munchausen: Look ! a Martian on a computer ! (11:10pm)
I'm: short! (11:12pm)
KatHerding: Tombs and caskets floating in Braithwaite, LA (11:15pm)
PE: See "Salesman" by the Maysles Bros......this speech is built from that documentary (11:21pm)
The Ocean: I'm coming for all of you!!! (11:45pm)
ffazzaz: http://shittyporn.com/uatz (11:47pm)
ffazzaz: Pero no en vano ha vivido este valiente. Hasta la victoria Siempre. (11:50pm)
Dr. Penny: I fell asleep after eating dinner and just woke up. Dr. Fiasco returns!!!!! (11:53pm)
storeytellers: we don't think ur so bad nhlg (11:57pm)
Dr. Penny: nhlg is awesome. (11:57pm)
storeytellers: yeah! (11:58pm)
storeytellers: the sun is setting for u nhlg! (12:00am)
Curmudge: disconnected storytellers (12:00am)
OrinZ: I've heard of Mustafa! (12:00am)
Curmudge: A heard of Mustang (12:01am)
storeytellers: uh hum yes we are ready!! (12:01am)
Curmudge: Storey? (12:01am)
storeytellers: yes story! (12:01am)
storytellers: heh (12:01am)
storytellers: i fixed it :) (12:02am)
Curmudge: I have disconnected from you NHLG (12:02am)
storytellers: no we no burn no more! (12:02am)
storytellers: what?! (12:02am)
storytellers: that was a dig!!! (12:03am)
Karen Carpenter: explain (12:04am)
storytellers: we wont be around when ur at the new station? (12:05am)
storytellers: and u won't miss us if we aren't!!?? (12:05am)

As the cubicle slaves of Google, Facebook, Twitter, and that Fortune 500 company based on an imaginary dairy farm prepare for another Labor Day Weekend Vacation at Crazy Larry's RV World and Bulk Art Depot, there is also GREAT HAPPENINGS at RADIO VALENCIA. Last week the world rejoiced at the feet of the first "simulcast" with Curmudge from Dallas, triggering such unbridled joy that it will be repeated this week. Perennial host Karen Carpenter and Martian-American Bob-Marc were delighted and relieved to be visited by KrOB, owner of 3 iPods... and Dr. Fiasco has promised to check himself out of the Betty Ford Clinic soon as he's caught up on Breaking Bad. Even the patriot and documentarian Puzzling Evidence is counting the hours until he can share the sweet creamy filling that is NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, because it's time for DESSERT!

With a combined experience of over 3 decades of burn-out years, the extended staff of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND is obliged to share their camping tips with today's kids, covering such topics as:

- Distinguishing "legitimate" art from "consensual" art.

- How YOU can capitalize on the plummeting scalped ticket market!

- Should Obamacare cover birth control on the night of the burn?

- The Dust Problem - climate change or bitter ex-burner hoax?

Join tonight for the FINAL BROADCAST, as distant DJ Curmudge, Bob-Marc, Karen Carpenter learn the Top Five Warning Signs of Adult Onset Show.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: There will be pie.


Chatroom History
August 22, 2012 10:00pm - 12:30am

Curmudge: Good stuff...enjoyed the last hour or so (10:01pm)
Margarita Azucar: I did too. Thanks (10:01pm)
Curmudge: Your welcome. (10:02pm)
Curmudge: You're (10:02pm)
Wrybread: so is it a good thing or bad thing that whitey is now on mars? (10:02pm)
Ferrara: yeah but the good stuff is about to come to a screeching halt (10:02pm)
Ferrara: NHLG time (10:03pm)
Wrybread: i think i heard this song all day long today (10:03pm)
vj pussycat: ha ha I posted it on fb the other day (10:04pm)
Ferrara: a horse with no mane (10:06pm)
Ferrara: me and you and a dog named boo (10:07pm)
Ferrara: i last went in 1999 (10:08pm)
vj pussycat: elevenseventytwo (10:08pm)
vj pussycat: If it wasn't it your body don't put it in the potty (10:09pm)
nerdy nate: nate (10:11pm)
nerdy nate: what is the phone again? (10:11pm)
Ferrara: scroll down to the foot of this column (10:12pm)
Wrybread: this is starting to sound like actual radio (10:14pm)
vj pussycat: It's pretty fuckin warm (10:15pm)
vj pussycat: hey RSD, I've got a delay too on my phone, and it is about seventytwo seconds (10:22pm)
vj pussycat: smart caller talking on phone and hunter s on my laptop (10:22pm)
vj pussycat: shit that last post took like 5 minutes (10:23pm)
vj pussycat: now my phone is ahead of laptop (10:23pm)
vj pussycat: dont do it! (10:25pm)
vj pussycat: its not the same! (10:25pm)
Dr. Fiasco: How do can I exchange my Burning Man ticket for a hamburger? Or a MUNI pass? (10:30pm)
vj pussycat: i think its crazy in love (10:36pm)
Curmudge: Far From Home (10:36pm)
vj pussycat: did you know that or look it up? (10:37pm)
vj pussycat: is it video? (10:42pm)
vj pussycat: thats what the ticket pays for (10:55pm)
vj pussycat: midget man! i love it!! (10:57pm)
Dr. Fiasco: Puzzling Evidence and JFK, a classic. (10:59pm)
vj pussycat: Hey fiasco! How's mrs dr and little Lúcia? (11:01pm)
vj pussycat: Lùcia (11:02pm)
vj pussycat: Ha the chat box won't show the accent (11:02pm)
vj pussycat: yes karen? (11:06pm)
Karen Carpenter: Fiasco on Hiatis (11:08pm)
vj pussycat: I know so is someone impersonating him in the chatterbox? (11:12pm)
earlyazel: This reminds me of old Albert Brooks recordings! (11:21pm)
earlyazel: It was scathing. (11:23pm)
earlyazel: I liked it. (11:23pm)
Dr. Fiasco: They're sleeping now (11:56pm)
Ms Fiction: We can't wait to read to u all!!! (11:59pm)
vj pussycat: syd! (12:01am)

As Radio Valencia endures the dog days of a San Francisco summer ("68° F. again tomorrow... NO END IN SIGHT!"), the talented staff of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND is reduced to a skeleton crew, or to be specific, a skeleton-like Karen Carpenter. Dr. Fiasco has checked himself into the Betty Ford Clinic, locked the door and swallowed the key. Bob-Marc has accepted an internship under Mitt Romney's advisor on alien probing. Chicken John is sulking after being forced to sign a pre-nup.


So, without anyone to stop the decline of civilization, Karen Carpenter (and inprobeable Bob-Marc) will try something new.... Radio Valencia's first simulcast! Tonight, for the FINAL BROADCAST, distant DJ Curmudge in Dallas will present new and original technical difficulties for NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND..., but with a little luck, KrOB will ruin his own birthday plans just to stop the noise crime.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Please remain seated during the dead air.

Chatroom History
August 15, 2012 10:00pm - 1:30am

KatHerding: did I miss anything? (10:07pm)
tvlover: Just a grandma face sandwhich. (10:30pm)
John Hell: If I have to endure one more minute... (10:37pm)
A 7-11 for a head: Kill Janor. (10:38pm)
A 7-11 for a head: Smith Jones acid pool faculty tecnuincal fddifffffficultiesssss (10:40pm)
A 7-11 for a head: Tecnically (10:43pm)
A 7-11 for a head: Not (10:43pm)
difficult.: 'kay? (10:43pm)
Dr. Penny: to BobMarc!!!!!!! (10:46pm)
KatHerding: TIME FOR K-POP! (10:47pm)
Dr. Penny: a perfect suppository for some gut blowout (10:56pm)
KatHerding: this is reminding me too much of my Family of Origin (10:57pm)
KatHerding: washington!!! (11:00pm)
KatHerding: NOT THE BRITSH CHILDREN (11:14pm)
KatHerding: exterminate! (11:16pm)
Children of The Dumbed: We Are Special! (11:16pm)
vj pussycat: Hey what are y'all doin? I just got here. (11:21pm)
Curmudge: nuthin (11:21pm)
vj pussycat: Cool (11:21pm)
vj pussycat: Where is everybody? (11:22pm)
vj pussycat: Sounds like krob (11:23pm)
vj pussycat: Nice (11:31pm)
vj pussycat: Rand ub duh rost! (11:35pm)
vj pussycat: Chaka khan Chaka khan (11:36pm)
vj pussycat: Ari ari! (11:36pm)
vj pussycat: Rost rost rost (11:37pm)
KatHerding: diphenhydramine hydrochloride (11:39pm)
vj pussycat: more chunk less squirt (11:44pm)
vj pussycat: What's gonna happen in the future RSD? (11:49pm)
Dr. Penny: am I listening to a Dr. Fiasco dream? (11:51pm)
vj pussycat: Not that guy again? (11:51pm)
vj pussycat: Love that! (11:52pm)
vj pussycat: Julia's bday is mine too! (11:54pm)
vj pussycat: Six minutes of bday left (11:54pm)
KatHerding: bring this baby in! (11:55pm)
KatHerding: nice (11:55pm)
KatHerding: I'm having a religious experience (11:57pm)
vj pussycat: this is good stuff (11:58pm)
KatHerding: this is GREAT! (11:59pm)
KatHerding: standing ovation! (12:00am)
KatHerding: wow (12:00am)
Storytellers: Hurry Up!! (12:00am)

At 10:31pm PDT last Sunday night, NASA's Mars Science Laboratory landed safely on Mars, thus releasing the greatest Internet meme since Pepper Spray Cop... ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together for MSL LOL! USA! USA! USA!

The moment in-house JPL cameras were activated during EDL, Space Nerds everywhere simultaneously made the first observation of a new life form... FLIGHT CONTROLLER WITH COLORFUL MOHAWK. In short order they also discovered AGING STONER CRUISE STAGE MANAGER, thought to have either have never existed or gone extinct. Soon the SPACE NERDS were trumpeting having landed a one ton robot using a CAPTURED NAZI SKY CRANE. What has followed is an explosion of spurious comparisons of MSL with Imperial Walkers, Marvin, gold metals, religious fanatics and, of course, cats.

Tonight, on their FINAL BROADCAST, NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND's top scientists Karen Carpenter and Dr. Fiasco will describe the delightful graphics, ironic juxtaposition, onomatopoeia, and various other insect organelles that comprise the phyla MSL LOL, on RADIO! Yes, that's right, on radio.

yeah.... radio.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Radio Made on Earth... WHERE IT BELONGS.

Chatroom History
August 8, 2012 10:00pm - 1:30am

Me: A potenis? a penato? a pentatois? a potatis? (10:05pm)
Music: geek fucks assume the hair weaves... (10:05pm)
Curmudge: Bleeders (10:08pm)
Beaver?: levers? (10:09pm)
Us: we Believe. (10:09pm)
Us: and see "War Horse"... (10:10pm)
Us: One million horses died in that Great War... (10:10pm)
Curmudge: You don't start with entertainment either. (10:10pm)
The Nanniegement: Don't Complain. Be Thankful. Takai out. (10:12pm)
Dr. Penny: That's right, the guy with the mohawk was center stage during the mars landing. (10:21pm)
The Nanniegement: He had to go home to deal with stuff. (10:23pm)
vj pussycat: what does meme mean? (10:40pm)
KatHerding: oh I missed the beggining. (10:45pm)
KatHerding: checkered demon much? (10:46pm)
KatHerding: can we skip the science and get to the k-pop already? (10:50pm)
KatHerding: imperial walkers! (10:50pm)
KatHerding: because of the ROCKS, Voltaire! (10:51pm)
KatHerding: piss those little fuckers right off! (10:52pm)
KatHerding: Rand Paul is FROM Mars. (10:52pm)
KatHerding: his daddy even looks like My Favorite Martian (10:52pm)
KatHerding: Klaatu barada nikto (11:00pm)
KatHerding: nice Day the Earth Stood Still soundtrack (11:08pm)
KatHerding: KLAATU! (11:09pm)
Ms Fiction: Hi nose hairs. The storytellers are taking the night off. So please indulge. Be back next week. Night night! (11:11pm)
Ms Fiction: Yeah crumudge! (11:16pm)
Ms Fiction: Dooo eeeeet! (11:17pm)
Mr. Carpenter: arresstee has record. checking now if to press charges. (11:17pm)
Karen Carpenter: got it (11:18pm)
Mr. Carpenter: he lives a block away (11:18pm)
Karen Carpenter: local color (11:18pm)
Mr. Carpenter: I hear laughter out front (11:18pm)
Karen Carpenter: that will be the cops (11:18pm)
Mr. Carpenter: here is the call hang tihgt (11:18pm)
Karen Carpenter: ? (11:18pm)
vj pussycat: yea still togos (11:20pm)
Mr. Carpenter: police are gond (11:21pm)
Mr. Carpenter: neighbors called. can only site for tresspassing (11:21pm)
Mr. Carpenter: history of mental problems including record of B&E (11:22pm)
Mr. Carpenter: call (11:22pm)
Curmudge: Tom (11:25pm)
KatHerding: K-POP K-POP K-POP K-POP K-POP (11:45pm)
KatHerding: the dreaded k-pop (11:46pm)
KatHerding: \o/ (11:46pm)
KatHerding: so hot! (11:47pm)
KatHerding: wonder girls (11:47pm)
KatHerding: j-pop is nothing (11:47pm)
KatHerding: U-pop is Mormon Utah pop (11:48pm)
Curmudge: Euro pop (11:48pm)
KatHerding: the boys be loving me. the girls be hating me. (11:49pm)
Curmudge: Unusual (11:50pm)
KatHerding: working toward a killer finale here! (11:54pm)
KatHerding: rockin organ! (11:57pm)
vj pussycat: Just got my 8mm film editor working while trying to listen (11:58pm)
vj pussycat: And now it's over (11:59pm)
Curmudge: bleed (12:00am)
vj pussycat: Good idea (12:00am)
vj pussycat: Watch BB later (12:01am)
Curmudge: Been a long day (12:01am)
Curmudge: and I have a show tomorrow (12:01am)
vj pussycat: Ok tomorrow then (12:01am)
Curmudge: my gear is not set up (12:01am)
vj pussycat: It's ooookaaay (12:01am)
vj pussycat: Bye (12:02am)
Curmudge: Bye (12:02am)
Karen Carpenter: Bye. Next week we reboot or retire (12:03am)
Curmudge: Olympics on Mars (12:04am)
vj pussycat: Oh great it's a rerun of storytellers (12:04am)
Curmudge: Ha ha (12:04am)
vj pussycat: Or is it (12:04am)
Karen Carpenter: kill me (12:04am)
vj pussycat: And me (12:04am)
Curmudge: Ok...wait right there (12:05am)

Bob-Marc overcame a life-threatening case of the Boo Boos.

Dr. Fiasco battled with Adult Onset Acne.

And Karen Carpenter triumphed over Obesity to make it to NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND'S OLYMPICS SPECIAL!

In this FINAL BROADCAST, your hosts will discuss their losing bid for the London Olympics Opening Ceremony: A Giant Steak and Kidney Pie in the center of the stadium, surrounded by white men in Pith Helmets whipping civilization into their former colonial subjects (for that One World, multi-ethnic feel). In the outer rings, Morris Dancers perform a synchronized number about dental hygiene.

And in the end John Cleese walks over to the Olympic Flame and utters a single word:

"Trousers."

Why they didn't pick us over Danny Boyle is anyone's guess.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Hey, at least it's not NBC.


Chatroom History
August 1, 2012 10:00pm - 1:30am

OrinZ: Whitey is not the preferred term. (10:01pm)
malderor: And now, Nose Hair Lint Gland! (10:01pm)
Kryto Nazi Plasterer: So? (10:03pm)
Alan Turing: About your Nazi cryptography... (10:05pm)
Dr. Penny: Yay BobMarc!!!! (10:06pm)
Kryto Nazi Plasterer: Don't nazi, don't smell (10:09pm)
Mr Karen Carpenter: Better buy me a new station! (10:10pm)
Mission Decision: Fuck it, we win. (10:11pm)
OrinZ: No one will be living at Chez Poulet EXCEPT Rick & Renee. (10:13pm)
Mission Decision: Olympics rock (10:14pm)
Dr. Penny: Rick Moranis and Renée Zellweger? (10:15pm)
Dr. Penny: Do your parents still live on Mars, or have they moved to luxurious earth? (10:18pm)
SexFace: All girls (10:29pm)
SexFace: shoo the face! (10:30pm)
SexFace: watch us sexface (10:31pm)
SexFace: watch us kill radiovalencia.fm (10:31pm)
Gore Vidal: I'm dead, you know... (10:33pm)
Gore Vidal: Ernest borgnine, me.... (10:34pm)
Gore Vidal: I'm here with Bill Buckley....we're friends now, you know... (10:34pm)
Gore Vidal: Never made it to Burning Man, though... (10:35pm)
Gore Vidal: Met L. H. Oswald and the Kennedys.... (10:36pm)
The Rutles: He liked our trousers (10:40pm)
Dr. Penny: BobMarc can do anything! (10:40pm)
OrinZ: Euro Fighter Jets = built-in cappuccino machine (10:43pm)
Curly: curling (10:46pm)
Dr. Penny: perving out competition!!!! (10:49pm)
Illuminazi: no, it's hash-zion (10:51pm)
OrinZ: Don't encourage people to talk in the catbox. (10:52pm)
Olympics: You owe us for circle jerking to the Olympic circles (10:53pm)
OrinZ: No burping into the mic! That's my bit! (10:55pm)
Illuminazi: No slurping onto the mac! That's my butt! (10:59pm)
Dr. Penny: oh, yall should play x-files music for conspiracy music. (11:01pm)
OrinZ: Tracy is Chaotic Good. Possibly Chaotic Evil. Hard to say. (11:01pm)
Dr. Penny: BobMarc can hold it with his prehensile bellybutton. (11:03pm)
OrinZ: http://shittydomain.com/svfv (11:04pm)
OrinZ: In the year 2000: http://shittydomain.com/mbrbOlympic_ Final_2000_(1936_cartoon).jpg (11:05pm)
OrinZ: goddamit http://friskypriests.com/wafz (11:06pm)
Chatbox: Read me.... (11:08pm)
Chatbox: Who cares if you're not reading me (11:09pm)
Dr. Penny: Praise Uncle Milty! (11:18pm)
OrinZ: I prefer my cultural learnings to use saturative osmosis. (11:21pm)
Dr. Penny: she is really adorable (11:23pm)
Needles, CA: Leave us out of this, please (11:43pm)
Bob Costas: Ok (11:52pm)
Bob Costas: Karen Carpenter is dead. (11:52pm)
Gore Vidal: Me, too. I'm still good. (11:52pm)
Things on TV: I was God, then.... (11:55pm)
StoryTellers: Hurry up! (11:57pm)
storytellers: storyitus incompletous (11:57pm)
storytellers: hey! who is that other storytellers? hi-jacking our nomiker (11:58pm)
StoryTellers: You do, and you'll clean it up.... (11:58pm)
Nose Hair Lint Gland: Yea...Hey!!! (11:59pm)
The Olympics: Good. They're gone. (12:02am)

Any careful and discriminating listener of Radio Valencia now knows of this station's near certain future as a homeless person, wandering the streets of The Mission in search of low rent and a high speed wifi. Will the DJs, CDJs, and PJs of Radio Valencia pull their act together before The Man gives them the old heave-ho?

Out of sheer necessity, NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND has pre-empted its FINAL BROADCAST to give the talented, but lackadaisical, RV personalities even more air time to talk about their feelings. Join moderators Karen Carpenter, Dr. Fiasco, and a worn copy of KrOBert's Rules of Order for an all-hands on-the-air staff meeting. Hear Juan de Rapido unfavorably compare the budget to Mitt Romney's pocket change, weep as Kate Willett describes the studio's lube shortage, be amazed at Dr. Hal's tales of rent control and succumb to the painful droning of John Hell. Finally, laugh at all the RV DJs who call in thinking this A-Great-Chance-To-Grow-Up-and-Go-Out-On-Our-Own.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Do I smell fundraiser?

Chatroom History
July 25, 2012 10:00pm - 1:30am

KatHerding: I want to live like common people. (10:05pm)
KatHerding: Council of LEARNED Elders?!? (10:09pm)
Curmudge: Bag of Dicks! (10:12pm)
KatHerding: what about small packets of dicks? (10:14pm)
KatHerding: yes. (10:15pm)
KatHerding: http://shittyporn.com/ddha (10:16pm)
KatHerding: not more ROK-pop! (10:17pm)
vj pussycat: woo hoo dallas! (10:21pm)
vj pussycat: magnets bitches!! (10:22pm)
vj pussycat: fiasco you're missing out! (10:22pm)
vj pussycat: he was also jerry's dentist on seinfeld (10:23pm)
vj pussycat: i thought it was (10:24pm)
vj pussycat: i think so (10:24pm)
vj pussycat: heisenberg (10:24pm)
vj pussycat: there was another actor besides cusack but i forgot (10:26pm)
vj pussycat: dont miss fire ants or humidity (10:30pm)
vj pussycat: more rednecks (10:31pm)
vj pussycat: south padre (10:31pm)
vj pussycat: urban legend? (10:32pm)
vj pussycat: zzzzzzz (10:34pm)
vj pussycat: puzzling evidence is on when CA is over (10:37pm)
Curmudge: Hey VJ (10:43pm)
vj pussycat: hey RSD (10:45pm)
KatHerding: what's that in the air tonight? (10:49pm)
vj pussycat: i can feel it (10:49pm)
KatHerding: coming, isn't it? (10:49pm)
vj pussycat: everything is bigger in texas (10:50pm)
KatHerding: Sharktopus! (10:50pm)
Curmudge: Oklahoma, where the meth comes pourin' down like rain And the DJs all can sure smell sweet When the wind comes right you can smell the carpet. of Radio Valencia, Ev'ry night my honey lamb and I Sit alone and count out bags of dicks and make lazy circles in the sky. (10:51pm)
Curmudge: Head lice (10:55pm)
vj pussycat: where the wind comes sweeping down the plain (10:55pm)
vj pussycat: racist! (10:56pm)
vj pussycat: hahaha (10:56pm)
Curmudge: In 2006, there were more than 500 radio stations in Oklahoma broadcasting with various local or nationally owned networks. Five universities in Oklahoma operate non-commercial, public radio stations/networks. (10:59pm)
Curmudge: State vegetable: Watermelon State beverage: Milk State fruit: Strawberry State game bird: Wild Turkey (11:00pm)
vj pussycat: you are a wealth of information (11:01pm)
Curmudge: I know how to copy and paste (11:01pm)
Curmudge: I hate Watermelon (11:01pm)
vj pussycat: racist (11:02pm)
Curmudge: Chuck Norris is from Oklahoma,as is Gary Busey (11:03pm)
vj pussycat: in japan the watermelon is grown in cubes for better storage/transport (11:03pm)
vj pussycat: walker, oklahoma ranger (11:04pm)
vj pussycat: so are the flaming lips (11:04pm)
Curmudge: In Japan you can buy soiled panties from vending machines. (11:05pm)
vj pussycat: nice (11:05pm)
vj pussycat: that's true isn't it? (11:06pm)
Curmudge: In San Francisco Radio DJs are forced to migrate from location to location. (11:06pm)
Curmudge: And they collect bagged dicks along their journey to finding Broadcasting Nirvana (11:07pm)
Curmudge: The DJ with the most bags of dicks at the end of the journey gets to take all the other bags of dicks from all the other DJs and they then have to start the process all over. (11:08pm)
Curmudge: But only after they have a big old dick BBQ (11:08pm)
Curmudge: http://tittycircus.com/edhf (11:10pm)
Curmudge: http://friskypriests.com/rkmu (11:12pm)
vj pussycat: it's true! (11:13pm)
vj pussycat: how come they don't have those in america? (11:14pm)
Curmudge: I have one,I sell my own soiled boxers in it...but ti does not make any money for me. (11:15pm)
vj pussycat: gee i wonder why not? where is it located? you know it's all about location location location (11:16pm)
Curmudge: It is in Oklahoma (11:17pm)
vj pussycat: no wonder!! (11:17pm)
vj pussycat: you should try ebay (11:18pm)
Curmudge: I am going to put it in the Radio Valencia Lobby,I think it will do well there. (11:20pm)
vj pussycat: It should (11:22pm)
vj pussycat: Magnets!!! (11:27pm)
Curmudge: Have they moved yet? (11:28pm)
Curmudge: I am going to take a shower... (11:28pm)
vj pussycat: Don't forget to make a deposit in your vending machine (11:30pm)
e_yazel: The name of the thing in Logan's Run is "Sanctuary" (11:40pm)
vj pussycat: i was just talking about logan's run and soylent green two days ago (11:40pm)
e_yazel: no fooling (11:41pm)
vj pussycat: we'll miss you RSD (11:41pm)
e_yazel: do these guys readhtis tonight? (11:41pm)
vj pussycat: no fooling (11:41pm)
e_yazel: who is RSD? (11:41pm)
vj pussycat: baby emergency? is she ok? (11:41pm)
vj pussycat: that's what i call curmudge (11:42pm)
e_yazel: what is RSD? (11:42pm)
e_yazel: there's a new studio? (11:42pm)
vj pussycat: record store dude (11:42pm)
e_yazel: they ae building a news studio fo CChicken? (11:42pm)
e_yazel: for him I mean? (11:42pm)
vj pussycat: i'm not sure. ive been away. fiasco? karen? (11:43pm)
Curmudge: Feeling better...shower done. (11:50pm)
vj pussycat: fantastic! (11:51pm)
Dr. Fiasco: Radio Valencia is moving (11:52pm)
vj pussycat: why is that? (11:52pm)
Curmudge: Something to do with a bag of dicks. (11:54pm)
vj pussycat: yea, i must've missed something while i was down in the desert (11:55pm)
Curmudge: 5 minute warning (11:56pm)
Curmudge: Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends...ladies and gentlemen,Fiasco & Carpenter! (11:56pm)
Curmudge: Dennis Hopper (11:57pm)
Curmudge: My Heart Will Go On (12:00am)

Whenever the honorable old white men who herd and milk the unwashed in this, THE GREATEST COUNTRY OF AMERICA (TM), are forced by circumstances to slightly trim the DEPARTMENT OF VERY LOUD BOOMS, then taxpayer-funded public relations minions rush out a theater-wide counter-offensive to a compliant media. This fiscal period has produced a bumper crop of kinder, gentler products from the war department, such as the "wall-of-sound" that extinguishes tiny fires in petri dishes, insectoid surveillance thopters for your home/and/land, and, of course, government music for all occasions. Like from the Army DJs who rocked Manuel Noriega world:

"... the Marines asked for Welcome to the Jungle, the canine handlers requested Billy Idol's Flesh for Fantasy, and the Special Forces wanted the Doors' Strange Days. Other calls were for patriotic songs like Lee Greenwood's God Bless the U.S.A. and hard rock songs like We're Not Gonna Take It, by Twisted Sister".

Join the director of the Brazilian Underwear Research Projects Agency (BURPA) Dr. Fiasco, unaware rave test subject high on LED Karen Carpenter, and Roswell N.M. resident alien Bob-Marc for the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, under budget and on time.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Your tax dollars at work.

Chatroom History
July 18, 2012 10:00pm - 1:30am

KatHerding: white people on beer (10:13pm)
KatHerding: MK-ULTRAslim (10:24pm)
KatHerding: you KNOW you want it! (10:25pm)
MK DELTA: Hey, me too! (10:25pm)
Human Beaver: flying now.....whales moving north... (10:27pm)
KatHerding: !!! \o/ KARA!!! (10:28pm)
KatHerding: come on baby! (10:29pm)
KatHerding: k-pop rulez (10:29pm)
Dr. Penny: Yeah! BobMarc is there! (10:33pm)
KatHerding: with signs following... (10:53pm)
Curmudge: Are we moving? (10:56pm)
Wrybread: wrybread (11:07pm)
Wrybread: I personally blame Pete Goldie (11:07pm)
Wrybread: and sometimes Doug (11:08pm)
Doug Goldie: Hey, wtcha it. (11:10pm)
Doug Goldie: DONTDOIT!!!!!!!!! (11:11pm)
Doug Goldie: and, I'm not making the stupid, pointless calls........I only make valuable, informative calls. (11:12pm)
KatHerding: I stole stuff off the Borg9 tumblr (11:15pm)
Borg9: i want it back (11:21pm)
Borg9: says hooaaxx.. (11:30pm)
Borg9: says "context high"? (11:35pm)
Borg9: says "context high"? (11:35pm)
KatHerding: I'm a Kat lover. (11:35pm)
Borg9: says "are u muvin?" (11:37pm)
Borg9: says "can a pebble mova a radio station?" (11:38pm)
Borg9: says"he's a Martian, remember? (11:39pm)
Borg9: Says"no, they didn't..." (11:40pm)
Dr. Penny: They stayed right on the Borg9 theme during all of last week's show. (11:42pm)
Borg9: good. (11:42pm)
Dr. Penny: lol (11:42pm)
Borg9: says "The War Between Men and Women.". (11:44pm)
Storytellers: HURRY UP!!!!!!! (11:44pm)
Comdedy Lounge: try harder...spagagana did that. (11:48pm)
ok teelll the sttroory: ok do it (11:49pm)
Dr. Penny: Wasn't Borg9 married to her? (11:52pm)
sort of over the edge: sho buzzness (11:52pm)
X Day: will be covered on Pauzzliang Everdunce (11:52pm)
Vacation Beard-pop: loves muzic (11:53pm)
StoryTellers: naked... (11:54pm)
Paul: is dead, that what it's saying (11:57pm)
storytellers: hi! (12:01am)

One could think that we at NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND would be upset at the departure of BORG9, Supreme Art Critic for Life. We are not. In fact we are elated our Dear Leader has discarded his mortal body and is now completely free of encumbrances to smash punks throughout this and other Universes.

BORG9 made his presence known in the Modern Era by turning the 2005 My Art Is Bigger Then Yours Contest (known by the Ancients as Borg 2) into a Babel of Inanity that culminated in the choosing of the theme of The Great Hippie Dirt Fest 2006 to be "Show Me Your Tits: $300".

From that momentous occasion, The Beautiful One went on to smash punks wherever punks needed to be smashed and to perform incredible feats such as opening that jar of jam that no one else could.

And so in the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, Karen Carpenter, Dr. Fiasco and SPECIAL GUESTS KrOB and PUZZLING EVIDENCE will pay homage to BORG9's legacy in this world and beyond.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: The Golden Anvil of Smashing.
Chatroom History
July 11, 2012 10:00pm - 1:30am

The Duke: Where is Snake? (10:11pm)
KatHerding: has it started yet? did I miss anything? (10:12pm)
vj pussycat: Just Ernest Borgnine masturbating (10:13pm)
The Duke: They played a bunch of K-Pop (10:13pm)
The Duke: I meant K-Rob (10:14pm)
Borgie and Bacall: Karen has a secret crush on Chicken John (10:17pm)
Burning Man: That sucks (10:20pm)
Kurt Russell: It was an honor to work with a legend and Borg. (10:23pm)
KatHerding: YES!!! (10:23pm)
K-Pop: Kill me.... (10:23pm)
K-Pop: Mourn me... (10:24pm)
KatHerding: Gee! (10:24pm)
K-Pop: Love me.... (10:24pm)
K-Pop: Marry me.. (10:24pm)
KatHerding: me love you long time fi dollah. (10:24pm)
K-Pop: Kreer? (10:24pm)
K-Pop: SUe-all? (10:25pm)
e_yazel: Hey, play some Poseidon Adventure (10:25pm)
e_yazel: I put a great video representation from Poseidon Adventure on the facebook page for this very show on right this moment. Who WIll Survive? (10:26pm)
Shelly Winters: There is no morning after (10:26pm)
e_yazel: There's got to be a morning after. (10:26pm)
e_yazel: "My Linda" (10:27pm)
KatHerding: I guessed the song. do I win something? (10:27pm)
I'm Pissed: means "I'm drunk" (10:27pm)
e_yazel: You get to survive and make it through the Night (10:27pm)
Shelly Winters: A Morning After pill (10:27pm)
KatHerding: gee, thanks. (10:27pm)
Thing: He got me. (10:28pm)
e_yazel: Paul Gallico wrote the novel (10:28pm)
e_yazel: He got to be married to Stella Stevens, too, in that. SHe was a tough New York prostitute he was rehabilitatin. (10:28pm)
KatHerding: you're trying to tell us there was really a guy named Ernest Borgnine!? (10:28pm)
e_yazel: Yes, he is talking right now on NOSE HAIR!!! (10:29pm)
e_yazel: Can't you hear hm?? (10:29pm)
KatHerding: I can. but I don't believe he's real. (10:29pm)
Capt Binghamton: We won the war with these micks (10:29pm)
e_yazel: Aw, he can't remember the director of The Poseidon Adventure (10:29pm)
e_yazel: It was a guy named Ronald Neame, I think. (10:30pm)
e_yazel: It was very much a Twentieth Century Fox film. (10:30pm)
e_yazel: I believe the Borg9 (10:30pm)
KatHerding: so gullible. (10:30pm)
e_yazel: he was always calling Gene Hackman "Preacher" in that. They are great in that. (10:31pm)
e_yazel: Cmon, play John WIlliams haunting music form The Poseidon Adventure. (10:32pm)
e_yazel: The whole world turns.. upside down!!! (10:32pm)
KatHerding: what a bummer. (10:33pm)
e_yazel: it was, too. A bummer. (10:33pm)
e_yazel: A Bummer for Borg9 (10:33pm)
KatHerding: he's probably rolling over in his grave if he's listening to this. (10:33pm)
e_yazel: For Borg9 it wasn't actually a bummer. (10:33pm)
e_yazel: For his character it was a bummer, though, a BIG one, he loses his Linda. (10:34pm)
e_yazel: The press is so mean even about nice dead people. (10:35pm)
NHLG: WE MEAN TO ALL!!!!!!!!!!! (10:36pm)
e_yazel: Ernest and Ethel (10:36pm)
Thing: He did me....for the boys inna rack... (10:38pm)
Cusin Eerie: What are you Sleeping, Radio Trops!!?!!!! (10:40pm)
KatHerding: wat r trops? (10:41pm)
Ouch: What a voice (10:41pm)
Cusin Eerie: Trops are stylizations 'bout this Show. (10:42pm)
Cusin Eerie: Dave 's not here (10:42pm)
Cusin Eerie: DAVE'S NOT HERE!!!!!!!! (10:42pm)
Dave: I am right here (10:42pm)
e_yazel: Actually, Ethel Merman as a younger woman was attractive... (10:42pm)
Cusin Eerie: DAVE'S NOT HEREEEE1111 (10:43pm)
Cusin Eerie: OH....HI, DAVE. (10:43pm)
Dave: Yes,I am...open the door (10:43pm)
Cusin Eerie: What? (10:43pm)
Dave: Open the god damn door (10:44pm)
Cusin Eerie: The Doors? (10:44pm)
300 bucks: Kiss me goodbye (10:45pm)
Jim Morrison: Break on through...got any LSD? (10:45pm)
ADM Morrison: Come home, son. You must be this high to ride this life. (10:46pm)
Jim Morrison: I am a wizard,a true star,and me and Ernie are dosing God right now. (10:46pm)
Kickstarter: Use me,you can raise money for meat! (10:47pm)
Borg10: HA HA!!!!! My turn NOW!!!!! (10:47pm)
Borg11: Damn it,when is it MY turn???? (10:47pm)
e_yazel: okay, your turn. DIE (10:48pm)
Borg10: Right after MEE!!! GET IN LINE!!!!!!! (10:48pm)
e_yazel: I posted a great photo on this program's facebook page. (10:48pm)
Borg10: I ATE FACEBOOK!!!! (10:48pm)
e_yazel: Die, already, Borg10. Pretender. (10:49pm)
Borg10: gurgle gur..... (10:49pm)
e_yazel: also, you're a bad actor Borg10 (10:49pm)
Borg8: I will make a comeback (10:49pm)
Dr. Fiasco: clearly someone forgot to take their medication tonight (10:50pm)
e_yazel: you're not as good as Borg9. Yu know it. Farewell. (10:50pm)
Borg-100: I will make a come-forward... (10:50pm)
e_yazel: Goodnight Sweet Prince. (10:50pm)
JFK : Someone else, now? (10:51pm)
e_yazel: He said exactly what Entertainments Tonight reported. (10:51pm)
Dracula9: PT 56 was his second boat. (10:51pm)
e_yazel: JFK, make room for Borg9 in Heaven. (10:52pm)
e_yazel: Borg9 lived longer than CLiff Robertson. (10:52pm)
but what was McHale's boat's #?: ? (10:52pm)
Hendrix: Just follow the haze... (10:52pm)
e_yazel: ok, what was it? (10:52pm)
He: 's breathing... (10:52pm)
e_yazel: McHales boat? I'll bet it was Borg9.. right? (10:52pm)
He: Wghat was the PT boat #? (10:53pm)
He: likes the Doors. (10:53pm)
He: it's Antelope Canyon (10:53pm)
e_yazel: Borg9 and Lee Marvin are in Heaven, right now, making a sequel to Emperor of the North (10:53pm)
e_yazel: WHy couldn;t Jogn Travolta die instead of Borg9? (10:54pm)
Rain, Devil's, one each: was used by Travolta9... (10:54pm)
Hendrix: PT 109: John F. Kennedy in WWII (10:55pm)
e_yazel: The Devil's Rain is based on the infamous Scienntology cult. (10:55pm)
Appolloo Mission 18: and his second PT was 56 (10:55pm)
Hendrix: PT-73 (10:55pm)
Appolloo Mission 18: was MackHale? (10:55pm)
e_yazel: Eddie Albert?? (10:56pm)
e_yazel: Eddei Albert was in The Devil's Rain??? (10:56pm)
Appolloo Mission 18: tes, fraid so (10:56pm)
e_yazel: A man Called Horse producer produced The Devil's Rain, too??? (10:57pm)
e_yazel: Heaven Help Us All!! (10:57pm)
Elvise: with Tim Conway, in the Nav... (10:58pm)
e_yazel: Was Richard Harris ever in a movie with Borg9? He had to be. (10:58pm)
e_yazel: I cannot call, it would wake everyone up. (10:59pm)
e_yazel: The Devl's Rain is based on The Actor's Studio training. (10:59pm)
Elvise: They lost ernie Bornime9? (11:00pm)
e_yazel: Who lost whom?? (11:00pm)
B org Mine: Yea, more dark angels, please. (11:01pm)
e_yazel: See? Borg9 and Catian Kirk had ab Actor SMackdown!! (11:01pm)
Call Me Ernie: Smash (11:01pm)
e_yazel: "Martin Fife??" (11:01pm)
e_yazel: This Devil's Rain is amazing, play more. (11:01pm)
e_yazel: is the phne working? (11:02pm)
B org Mine: Yea, more Mark Preston. (11:02pm)
e_yazel: See. Borg9 is talking purity. (11:02pm)
B org Mine: There is no evil, no good...only tape. (11:02pm)
e_yazel: See? Devil's Rain is a mvie about membership at CostCO, they're anticipating it. (11:03pm)
B org Mine: Yea, more Martin Fife. (11:03pm)
KatHerding: ok NOW it's getting EXCITING (11:03pm)
B org Mine: Yea, more Spock. (11:03pm)
e_yazel: I need to see this film. (11:03pm)
KatHerding: me too (11:03pm)
B org Mine: it is right there on the innernet. (11:03pm)
e_yazel: Borg9 is one spooky dude, man, when he wants to be, MAN... (11:04pm)
Call Me Ernie: A bunch of Satanists in the American rural landscape have terrible powers which enable them to melt their victims. (11:04pm)
e_yazel: Look at that, an unlikely Satn worshipper guy. WHat an ACTOR. (11:04pm)
e_yazel: Ernest, we hardly EVEN KNEW THEE. (11:04pm)
e_yazel: We felt as if we did, though. (11:05pm)
e_yazel: And Mister DOuglas is also in Devil's Rain!!! (11:05pm)
e_yazel: Eddie Albert and Ernest Borg9 in the same flipping movie. (11:06pm)
e_yazel: The WIld Bunch??? (11:06pm)
e_yazel: Sam Peckerhead. (11:06pm)
KatHerding: I thought parapsychology was an advanced form of hang gliding. (11:06pm)
e_yazel: A SAM PECKERHEAD Production. (11:06pm)
e_yazel: it was a veritable slaughtetfest. (11:07pm)
e_yazel: The Devil's WIld Bunch in the Rain. (11:07pm)
e_yazel: Warren Oates. (11:07pm)
e_yazel: I think Karen Carpenter is watching that WIld Bunch video that counts out the dead on YouTUbe. (11:08pm)
e_yazel: This is radio!! (11:08pm)
e_yazel: This defines it. (11:08pm)
e_yazel: They all kill a great many people in that movie, and then they all have melted faces because they worshiped Old Scratch. (11:09pm)
KatHerding: Dr. Fiasco was quick with his wife, apparently. (11:09pm)
e_yazel: Aw, it wasn;t real killing, it was a motion picture entertainment. (11:09pm)
e_yazel: They even sya in the credits that it bears no similarities to actual persons, living or dead. (11:10pm)
e_yazel: Smash Up All the Punks (11:10pm)
No silmilar: bears living or dead are actual. (11:10pm)
e_yazel: Bears? (11:11pm)
e_yazel: Aw, now they speak of the baby. (11:11pm)
e_yazel: Dr Fiasco is claiming to have six pack abs (11:12pm)
e_yazel: But were they like Borg('s abs? Nooo. no way! (11:12pm)
Borg9abs: because it's punks! (11:12pm)
Call Me Ernie: Anyone remember a movie where Bill Shatner plays a Cowboy(Gunfighter?) who takes mushrooms and flips out while the Indians(Native Americans?) Taunt him? (11:13pm)
Borg9abs: or as Sponge Bob's left hemi-cudda (11:13pm)
e_yazel: No, that movie never happened. (11:13pm)
e_yazel: I wish they could stick to the topic at hand. (11:13pm)
Borg9abs: Trpoic Hands, 1943 (11:14pm)
e_yazel: wha? (11:14pm)
Call Me Ernie: Don't worry,it is the final episode...and yes,that was a movie,or a tv play...or something. (11:14pm)
e_yazel: IS ths Borg9 as a poet, somehow?? (11:14pm)
Call Me Ernie: He is playing Bukowski (11:14pm)
e_yazel: Is that The People with Kim Darby?? (11:14pm)
e_yazel: Yeah, stick to the theme!!! (11:15pm)
e_yazel: RAZY??? (11:15pm)
e_yazel: Borg9 played Bukowski?? (11:15pm)
e_yazel: Lynn STarmart, Central Casting (11:16pm)
Borg9abs: The People are With The Dear Leader Kim Ill Fun (11:16pm)
e_yazel: Borg9 would have made a great Bukowski!! (11:16pm)
e_yazel: Borg9 was ever in a space movie? (11:17pm)
e_yazel: Was Borg9 in The Black HOle?? (11:17pm)
e_yazel: I think he was, right? (11:17pm)
e_yazel: Borg9 was at Burning Man? Wow. (11:17pm)
e_yazel: He'd really kick all the Burners butts around the playa. (11:18pm)
Mitchellville Iowa Town Council: We'll thank you to leave us alone, now, young men. (11:18pm)
e_yazel: Borg9 was never rabid. (11:18pm)
e_yazel: He was never infected in that way. (11:18pm)
e_yazel: He had syphilis. The CLAP. maybe. (11:19pm)
Mitchellville Iowa Town Council: peanut butter pie (11:19pm)
e_yazel: Borg9 on the Bus. Great alliteration.... (11:20pm)
e_yazel: Borg9 had ulcers and it never phased him. (11:20pm)
Austrocon: set ulcers to phase. (11:21pm)
e_yazel: How do they say Ernest Borg9 in Portugese? (11:21pm)
e_yazel: Borg9 was in Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea? Naw.. (11:22pm)
Call Me Ernie: Found it..it is peyote,not mushrooms. (11:22pm)
Call Me Ernie: http://crackheadlove.com/uwuw (11:22pm)
e_yazel: Eddie Albert also could have been in The Poseidon Adventure. (11:23pm)
Call Me Ernie: White Comanche (11:23pm)
e_yazel: He's gonna break the bottom of his head? (11:23pm)
e_yazel: Borg9 was also very intelligent. (11:24pm)
e_yazel: MAybe people don't know it, but Ernest Borg9 had a PHD in English Literature. (11:24pm)
e_yazel: Oh, you guys... (11:25pm)
e_yazel: I don't count?? (11:25pm)
Call Me Ernie: Is this the People's Court theme? (11:25pm)
Austrocon: He can't count?! (11:25pm)
e_yazel: Borg9 also had an associate degree in Celtic Musicology. (11:26pm)
e_yazel: Poor Ernest Borghead. (11:26pm)
Call Me Ernie: I was on Twin Peaks? (11:27pm)
e_yazel: Captain Video (11:30pm)
e_yazel: That is a very bad acccent by Borg9 (11:32pm)
e_yazel: That is HSelly WInters, there,! (11:32pm)
e_yazel: Gondola guys get so many women, it isn;t even humorous. (11:33pm)
e_yazel: Life is Always Very Important (11:33pm)
e_yazel: NO Shelly WInters husband in Poseidon was JACK ALBERTSON (11:34pm)
e_yazel: BORG( was married to Stella Stevens!!! (11:34pm)
e_yazel: in Poseidon Adventures (11:34pm)
Punks: Is it safe yet? (11:34pm)
e_yazel: No, they have the cast and plot all messed up for Poseidon Adventure (11:34pm)
e_yazel: some kind of WHAT movie. Doctor Fasco?? (11:35pm)
e_yazel: what was his question?? (11:35pm)
Chuck Heston: Ernie was great to work with on Earthquake and The Towering Inferno. (11:35pm)
e_yazel: He was in neither of those movies (11:36pm)
e_yazel: Fool! (11:36pm)
Chuck Heston: You dare question Heston? (11:36pm)
e_yazel: I always do. (11:36pm)
Chuck Heston: ...what did I do with my gun.... (11:36pm)
e_yazel: What is Borg9 saying, here?? (11:36pm)
e_yazel: Heston, that is not a gun. It's a tennis racket. (11:37pm)
Chuck Heston: He is saying the smog on the Towering Inferno set was terrible (11:37pm)
e_yazel: He was not in Twoering Infernos (11:37pm)
e_yazel: you're confusing him with John Williams (11:37pm)
e_yazel: NO no he was not in that!!!!!!! (11:37pm)
Chuck Heston: Lord of the Towers (11:37pm)
e_yazel: Noooooooo (11:38pm)
Chuck Heston: I told you (11:38pm)
e_yazel: Borg9 was not in Towring Inforno!! (11:38pm)
Chuck Heston: We were in Airport together too (11:38pm)
e_yazel: See? They are now naming all of the cast!! (11:38pm)
e_yazel: He was not in it!!! (11:38pm)
e_yazel: No no no no (11:38pm)
Chuck Heston: And we played gay lovers on the Love Boat (11:38pm)
e_yazel: Noooo (11:38pm)
e_yazel: Heston was not on Love Boats (11:39pm)
Chuck Heston: He liked to admire my gun. (11:39pm)
e_yazel: You're cofusing Borg9 with Fred Astaire (11:39pm)
e_yazel: Yes, Irwin produced that (11:39pm)
e_yazel: That is correct, Faiasco!! (11:39pm)
e_yazel: what? (11:39pm)
e_yazel: Gene Hackman was in Towring Inferno (11:40pm)
Chuck Heston: Ernie and I really enjoyed acting together in Planet of the Apes,he played the part of Zeus (11:40pm)
e_yazel: NO no no no (11:40pm)
e_yazel: thi is a moackery of casting (11:40pm)
e_yazel: Borg( was in The Devil's Rain (11:40pm)
Chuck Heston: And remember Ernie in Clockwork Orange,that was a departure for him. (11:40pm)
e_yazel: It was -- because Borg9 was never in that!!! (11:41pm)
e_yazel: you lie!!! (11:41pm)
Chuck Heston: Menstrual member (11:41pm)
e_yazel: CHuck, you have no knowledge of 70s cinemas. or 60s. DAmn you!!!! (11:41pm)
e_yazel: She what??? Hedy did what?? (11:42pm)
Chuck Heston: Ernie used to tell me about the days playing Uncle Fester on the Addams Family (11:42pm)
e_yazel: Didshe do it with her brassiere?? (11:42pm)
e_yazel: CHuck, what do you really know?? huh? huh?? (11:42pm)
Chuck Heston: Oh great...the sex lady is here. (11:43pm)
e_yazel: Borg9? who s this woman, now? (11:43pm)
e_yazel: make her talk about Borg9 (11:43pm)
e_yazel: force her to talk about him (11:43pm)
Chuck Heston: Remember Ernies great turn as Dr.Smith on Lost in Space? (11:43pm)
e_yazel: Compel her to discuss Ernest Borg9 (11:44pm)
e_yazel: She sold oregano to Borg9? (11:44pm)
Chuck Heston: Ernest also played Beavers friend Larry on Leave it to Beaver. (11:44pm)
e_yazel: this is so confusing. (11:44pm)
e_yazel: Talk abut Ernie. (11:45pm)
e_yazel: Borg9 is what is important. (11:45pm)
e_yazel: QUIZ her about what she knows about Borg9 (11:45pm)
e_yazel: Oy. (11:45pm)
Chuck Heston: And he was Spanky in the Little Rascals with Eddie Murphy and Robert Blake. (11:46pm)
e_yazel: Everyone thinks this girl is drunk, but I say that's not possible... (11:46pm)
e_yazel: "Polyamourous" (11:46pm)
Chuck Heston: With her there is no morning after (11:47pm)
e_yazel: "attractive man" (11:47pm)
Chuck Heston: I had a family once. (11:47pm)
e_yazel: Fiasco will save it. (11:47pm)
e_yazel: He will save the prgram. (11:47pm)
Chuck Heston: But I was too attractive to drunk girls. (11:47pm)
e_yazel: The Devil's Rain was about CostcCo menbership rituals. (11:48pm)
Chuck Heston: Boxes of Kitty Cats? (11:48pm)
e_yazel: See, it is good he has steered it back to Borg9 discussion. (11:48pm)
Chuck Heston: Freeze dried kittens? (11:48pm)
e_yazel: slowly, he is doing that. (11:48pm)
e_yazel: He means cases of KitKat bars. (11:49pm)
e_yazel: Does sheoften come on, here? (11:49pm)
Chuck Heston: Break me off a piece... (11:49pm)
Chuck Heston: Yes (11:49pm)
Chuck Heston: She does (11:49pm)
e_yazel: Sigh, she wants to discuss sex. (11:49pm)
Chuck Heston: She is sexually active and likes to let everyone know. (11:50pm)
Chuck Heston: Sex disgusts me,guns are better than sex. (11:50pm)
e_yazel: Yes, I'm afraid she wants that acknowledgement or she will not leave. (11:50pm)
Chuck Heston: This guy needs autotune (11:51pm)
Chuck Heston: Her panties? (11:51pm)
Chuck Heston: Take a call. (11:52pm)
Chuck Heston: This is the final episode boys. (11:52pm)
Chuck Heston: Me and Ernie wore robes when we starred in Ben Hur together. (11:53pm)
Chuck Heston: Then we did Death Wish 8,and then Dirty Harry Gets A Hand. (11:54pm)
KatHerding: oh no! it's the FINAL BROADCAST! (11:54pm)
Mike Douglas: Merv Griffin stole my thunder. (11:55pm)
e_yazel: They cannot take calls, I think... (11:55pm)
KatHerding: suspenseful buildup (11:56pm)
Mike Douglas: They can make them...they need to just dial people at random and get thier thoughts on Ernie. (11:56pm)
KatHerding: Italo! (11:56pm)
e_yazel: It's Doctor Hal!! (11:56pm)
KatHerding: this reminds me of the Sabian Symbols. (11:56pm)
Mike Douglas: He is not really a Doctor...he is just an intern (11:56pm)
e_yazel: Gee, the prgram is over, already? And what happened? (11:58pm)
storytellers: we're locked and loaded!! (11:58pm)
e_yazel: He's shuffled off his mortal coil. (11:58pm)
Mike Douglas: Here's a story,of a lovely lady,and her love affair with Ernest Borgnine.... (11:59pm)
KatHerding: bye Borgie. (11:59pm)
e_yazel: Good night Sweet Borg9 (11:59pm)
storytellers: fare the well... (12:00am)
Borg9: Goodnight everyone,do not worry about me,I am everywhere and nowhere...I am all and nothing. (12:01am)
Karen Carpenter: thx everybody (12:01am)

You see, there is this tiny little particle that dwells inside Higgs' Bosom, which is something probably of Russ Meyer-esque proportions since it took a lot of people and several billion dollars to find it in a hole in Switzerland.


And tonight in the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, Karen Carpenter and Dr. Fiasco provide an enlightening and informative perspective on the cantankerous world of particle physics, which they are uniquely qualified to discuss because they are cantankerous and watched Alan Alda's science show at least a couple of times. Bob Marc the Martian Adonis will be quantum tunneling into the show as he is currently working on the Camp Tipsy clean-up of Lake Lodoga environmental disaster area after someone spilled Chicken John all over it.


Also, in a nod to the 4th of July, we will celebrate this momentous date in which Western Samoa changed the International Date Line, so that in 1892 there were 367 days in this country, with two occurrences of Monday, July 4!


NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Your only source of information on Celebrity Particles and Western Samoa breaking news.




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Chatroom History
July 4, 2012 10:00pm - 1:30am

KatHerding: izzat a wuff? (10:05pm)
KatHerding: Eternal stillness regulates universal acceptance. (10:21pm)
Juggalo: We are legion! (10:23pm)
Juggalo: We are Darwin's biggest Obstacle. (10:24pm)
Bosun Higgs: Camp tipsy has a banjo infection (10:35pm)
One Listeners: but itza nice trtailer.... (10:37pm)
Bosun Higgs: Dr. Fiasco has seen many shitties in his life. (10:44pm)
Bosun Higgs: At least it wasn't like Ohio on the water. (10:47pm)
Bible: Get off me! (10:47pm)
Bible: http://hogtiedteens.org/hdmd (10:49pm)
Bible: http://friskypriests.com/unzd (10:49pm)
Bible: http://tittycircus.com/cmrr (10:51pm)
Listener: You are welcome. (10:55pm)
Listener: He is an admin (10:55pm)
Listener: and a tech (10:56pm)
Blank Blank: What did I do? (10:57pm)
Dr. Fiasco: He did the thing that Meatloaf won't do for love (10:58pm)
Blank Blank: Next step,streets (10:59pm)
Blank Blank: Then a rave on every corner (10:59pm)
Blank Blank: Then a megaphone for every 3rd person (11:00pm)
Blank Blank: then an airport (11:00pm)
Blank Blank: and a trash fence (11:00pm)
Bosun Higgs: I'm tripping balls in this audience right now (11:00pm)
Blank Blank: then greeters (11:00pm)
Blank Blank: and then rangers start showing up (11:01pm)
Blank Blank: and they ban handguns (11:01pm)
Blank Blank: then a lottery for tickets (11:01pm)
Blank Blank: then Chicken John retires on the backs of the Tipsy (11:01pm)
Blank Check: Fill me in. (11:03pm)
FCC: Thank you Karen (11:04pm)
Squid: http://shittydomain.com/shhn (11:06pm)
Drunk: I could not find any LED (11:09pm)
Drunk: So,I drunk. (11:09pm)
Lewcia: I am seven,and seven is... (11:10pm)
Numbers Stations: We still come in on shortwave 1065,at about midnight,in espanol. (11:11pm)
Numbers Stations: Those are Dr.Fiascos measurements (11:12pm)
Conet: You like my project? (11:13pm)
KatHerding: yeah, I found that file ref (11:14pm)
KatHerding: I'll have to go back and listen to all 5 hours (11:14pm)
Bosun Higgs: Your other listener really loves it when you speak at length to one of your listeners in code. (11:15pm)
Conet: Blame Paul Silver? (11:15pm)
Other Listener: I got it...not so secret (11:16pm)
Other Listener: This show is as exciting as Andy Griffiths eulogy. (11:17pm)
Other Listener: Karen just sat there and watched KRob push buttons (11:17pm)
Other Listener: Karen was not even phoning it in. (11:18pm)
P.G.: I take all the blame. (11:19pm)
Karen Carpenter: fair cop (11:23pm)
Translation: Carnival Sherrif? (11:23pm)
vj pussycat: wow i'm having the longest deja vu (11:31pm)
Translation: Is this a summer rerun? (11:31pm)
vj pussycat: if i wanted to hear a podcast... (11:33pm)
Bosun Higgs: Actually, there was only ever one episode of Nose Hair Lint Gland. They just play the same one every week. (11:33pm)
Curmudge: Down here and Texas they use scud missiles for fireworks displays (11:34pm)
Curmudge: in Texas (11:34pm)
Bosun Higgs: NHLG is actually an artificial intelligence construct in Da Cloud. (11:35pm)
Obama: A tough act to follow. (11:35pm)
Obama: No (11:36pm)
Obama: What would be the point? (11:36pm)
Dream: Let's hear about me again. (11:37pm)
W: Man,I sound good here. (11:38pm)
W: I am one eloquent son of a bitch. (11:39pm)
W: Mission accomplished! (11:39pm)
W/B: ha this is so good (11:40pm)
Sailing: Hey...you know what we have NOT heard in a looong time,me slowed down 800X. (11:41pm)
Smashing Adams: We like large things put in us. (11:42pm)
vj pussycat: we heard you last week, sailing (11:43pm)
Your own kind: Yeah...stick with me,and me alone. (11:43pm)
vj pussycat: can dogs eat avocados? (11:43pm)
Sexual Freedom: Say goodbye to me. (11:44pm)
Sexual Freedom: Fiasco's Private Parts (11:45pm)
Sexual Freedom: are hard to take (11:45pm)
Whaling: It is Sailing you idiot. (11:46pm)
Relaxed: . (11:47pm)
Relaxed: When are Story Tellers coming on? (11:48pm)
Chris Collins: People now don%u2019t die from prostate cancer, breast cancer and some of the other things, The fact of the matter is, our healthcare today is so much better, we%u2019re living so much longer, because of innovations in drug development, surgical procedures, stents, implantable cardiac defibrillators, neural stimulators, they didn%u2019t exist 10 years ago. (11:51pm)
Storytellers: Storytellers are running late - on our way - will be there soon! (11:58pm)
Storytellers: Start without us! (12:01am)
Ms Fiction: We're crossing the bridge!! Almost there! (12:01am)
vj pussycat: oh, so dogs CAN eat avacados (12:02am)

Tonight for the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, Karen Carpenter and SUPER SPECIAL GUEST KrOB, will present THIS ENTIRE HISTORY OF MUSIC, from JUSTIN BEIBER to K-POP!

"Ha-ha", you say, "that's rich, NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND... and we just love your ability to use irony and satire in your thematic show planning!".

No.

Dr. Fiasco and Bob-Marc went to Camp Tipsy, clearing the Radio Valencia studio of bad and/or lazy vibs and this freed up a slot for an intervention, to rescue a NHLG listener from the cancerous clutches of Cute Asian Girl Groups. While some may say there is no harm in a little high fructose Korean cocaine, far too many aging white men are addicted to a beat they can't keep up to and a love for something that makes everyone around them go "eeewwww!". It will be like methadone, but with more clicking noises.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: The Sone of Music

Chatroom History
June 27, 2012 10:00pm - 12:30am

vj pussycat: Yikes is right. What the hell is goin on here? (10:07pm)
Who cares?: And........ (10:14pm)
Who cares?: and.....gaffer tape (10:16pm)
Curmudge: It is the pre finals of the final show which came before the after show party for the final broadcast of Nose Hair Shit Gland's final broadcast preshow. (10:23pm)
Curmudge: About time (10:23pm)
Time: Good (10:23pm)
Time: about me (10:23pm)
Time: about me is always good (10:24pm)
Curmudge: Back in... (10:24pm)
Curmudge: As if you could kill time without injuring eternity. ~Henry David Thoreau (10:25pm)
Curmudge: Men talk of killing time, while time quietly kills them. ~Dion Boucicault (10:25pm)
Puzzling Evidence: I'ld show up, but KroB would just turn me down (10:25pm)
Puzzling Evidence: and, the phone ain't working (10:26pm)
Puzzling Evidence: just google Time, now (10:26pm)
Curmudge: Hmmm...puzzling,that! (10:26pm)
Curmudge: time and google go hand in hand in hand (10:27pm)
Curmudge: I thought Karen was banned from the studio. (10:28pm)
Jerry Lewis: Karen has a band now? (10:29pm)
Curmudge: I manage a record store. (10:29pm)
Curmudge: Nope...wrong...not AC/DC (10:29pm)
Jerry Lewis: I manage to stay out of it. (10:29pm)
Curmudge: Jerry Lee Lewis? (10:30pm)
Jerry Lewis: Gen'l Lee to y'all (10:30pm)
vj pussycat: Is that short for genital (10:30pm)
Curmudge: Anti Christ Devil Child (10:30pm)
Jerry Lewis: they covered the short gens/big shoes a while back (10:31pm)
Dude: Fuck the Eagles (10:32pm)
Jack Black: sex with birds? how sixties (10:32pm)
vj pussycat: Bad question (10:32pm)
Jack Black: Good answer (10:33pm)
Phil: I can hear it (10:33pm)
Peter: Phil you have short gens (10:34pm)
Plugs: Hair today....me tomorrow. (10:34pm)
Phil: I once played on two continents in one day. (10:34pm)
The X-Day of hippeis......: is Camp Flipsy (10:35pm)
music: You are doing me a disservice. (10:37pm)
vj pussycat: your brain is god (10:37pm)
music: Zombies ate your God. (10:37pm)
Music: and shit out this show (10:37pm)
vj pussycat: maybe the dingo ate your zombies (10:38pm)
Music: and shit out this show (10:38pm)
vj pussycat: is pe on tomorrow? it's the fifth thursday (10:38pm)
music: Dating Game....bachelor number 1?If I was an ice cream cone,what would you do with me? (10:39pm)
vj pussycat: no lube in the control room (10:39pm)
Greece: Not funny. I'm broke. (10:39pm)
Dr.Pepper: Can I come in? (10:40pm)
Coke: Can he come? (10:40pm)
Fire: I win! (10:42pm)
Fire: Sounds like Burning Man. (10:42pm)
Hell: Exxellent. (10:43pm)
Sleep: I am way over rated. (10:43pm)
Not Catherding: good. (10:44pm)
Sleep: Jimmy Carter has tapes? (10:44pm)
Sleep: Kennedy assasination tapes maybe. (10:44pm)
Maxxo: Maxxxxo speak (10:44pm)
Maxxo: Maxxo love (10:44pm)
The Motorcade Sped On: . (10:45pm)
Maxxo: Maxxxxxo know JFK not shot by Sagan (10:45pm)
Steinski: The motorcade sped on... (10:46pm)
Sagan: I can see for billions and billions of miles...play that song! (10:47pm)
Chernobyl: The nuclear family is the best kind of family. (10:48pm)
Liquid Bread: you're wrong (10:49pm)
Liquid Bread: you're ALL wrong (10:49pm)
Maxxo: That's Who......they're W, see? (10:50pm)
Station ID: You are listening to Nostril Whore Skin Graft right here on Radial Shiksa. (10:51pm)
hulk hogan: dont talk about skin grafts please (10:52pm)
hulk hogan: my chin transplant went terribly wrong (10:52pm)
Jello: I love Nazi Hole Skim Gaff....they're dreamy (10:53pm)
Yentl: Hey Hulk,I see your wife removal was succesful though. (10:53pm)
Yentl: I want to see Hulk take on Dog The Bounty Hunter in a no hold barred cage match. (10:54pm)
hulk hogan: yea i ate her (10:54pm)
hulk hogan: my chin will take dog on (10:55pm)
Jay Leno: My chin will take you all on. (10:55pm)
hulk hogan: ill just fake it (10:56pm)
Thing: I''m broke. (10:56pm)
History: Where am I? (10:56pm)
Thing: In Thing. (10:56pm)
Thing: Show is with us. (10:57pm)
John Carpenter: One of my best films (10:57pm)
Question: I want answers! (10:58pm)
.: . (10:58pm)
Answers: I want questions! (10:58pm)
Thing: the phone goes to a message machine (10:59pm)
Phone: I don't go anywhere pal. (10:59pm)
Phone: Answer me you bastards. (10:59pm)
vj pussycat: land line? that sux! (11:00pm)
Jerund: No One lovs me any more (11:00pm)
bastards: me (11:01pm)
Jerund: and, the phone goes to a message machine (11:01pm)
GPS: I'm lost!!!!!!!!!!! (11:01pm)
Phone: No matter the age, it's never too early to talk to your kids about sex. Learn how. (11:01pm)
More Sex: and, I can be found on the phone (11:02pm)
vj pussycat: hey gps, just google yourself (11:02pm)
GPS: oh.................................. ..sorry.Never mind (11:02pm)
Nose: Lint Gland...I get it (11:03pm)
Phone: 976-LINT (11:04pm)
Hair: What about Me? (11:04pm)
Hair: and, the phone goes to a message machine (11:04pm)
Piece: Hair. (11:05pm)
Rutles: All You Need Is Cash! (11:05pm)
Phone: Just use me. (11:06pm)
Work: Karen and I are not on speaking terms much. (11:07pm)
Goat: Play me again! (11:08pm)
Phone: There I am! (11:08pm)
Phone: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (11:08pm)
Phone: ick (11:09pm)
Phone: I can hear you now. (11:09pm)
iPhone: This story is so good. (11:10pm)
Phone 18: Can you hearme? (11:10pm)
Dial M: for ME (11:10pm)
Ann Magnuson: I already did this story in Bongwater. (11:12pm)
Wake Up: already! (11:14pm)
Shut: up already!!!!!!!! (11:14pm)
Dr Fiasco: Is this me? (11:15pm)
Wrap it up: I'll take it. (11:15pm)
Phone: I don't like him. (11:16pm)
MP3: I sound like crap. (11:16pm)
Phone: Chicken can hear you. (11:17pm)
Soup: Make me Chicken! (11:18pm)
Christopher Cross: You fuckers owe me some royalties for over using my song! (11:19pm)
vj pussycat: Play Christopher cross backwards (11:22pm)
415-875-9051: Dial this number and ask for hot sex...and Bob Marcs girlfriend will appear out of nowhere. (11:23pm)
Frank: Candy Colored Clown! (11:24pm)
Phone: Gotcha (11:24pm)
Suasage Fest: . (11:25pm)
Erykah Badu: Dealey Plaza belongs to me now! (11:26pm)
Memorial Day: My telethons are awesome... (11:28pm)
Curmudge: http://tittycircus.com/nbvr (11:31pm)
Phone: Who would have sex with june lockhart (11:33pm)
Curmudge: But where is she now? (11:33pm)
vj pussycat: Today is the day Marty mcfly comes back to the future (11:37pm)
JFK: I'M still dead. (11:38pm)
Curmudge: http://crackheadlove.com/ukve%27s-Da ughter (11:38pm)
June Harvey Oswald: My dad is innocent. (11:41pm)
JFK: I KNOW. (11:41pm)
June Harvey Oswald: Nixon did it. (11:41pm)
June Harvey Oswald: Fiasco hates it when people play back the show through the phone. (11:42pm)
June Harvey Oswald: Bob Marc is a patsy. (11:43pm)
Patsy: What did you call me? (11:43pm)
JFK: A complainer (11:44pm)
Pink Floyd: Listening to this is like listening to the Ummagumma album cover. (11:44pm)
Profit: I chant for you. (11:44pm)
vj pussycat: Over and over and over and... (11:45pm)
Profit: Coffee Can (11:45pm)
Profit: Is he wearing Fiascos slippers and nightgown? (11:46pm)
Chicken John: This is bullshit,I want someone to take you off the air until we can have a meeting to figure out how best to deal with your kind. (11:47pm)
Muff: And Jammmmies? (11:47pm)
Muscle: I am relaxed......soooo relaxed. (11:48pm)
And Chicken John says: And rewire the board while you're there...... (11:48pm)
And Chicken John says: where are the show guys? (11:49pm)
First time listener long time caller: Hello? (11:49pm)
First time listener long time caller: caller? (11:49pm)
And Chicken John says: Phone back on message (11:50pm)
Community: Do it right way. (11:52pm)
Curmudge: Where are Jack Ruby's daughters? (11:52pm)
Chicken John: He was gay. Had dogs. (11:53pm)
Curmudge: So his daughters were ugly? (11:53pm)
Curmudge: Were they Jack Rusell Terriers? (11:55pm)
Chicken John: Ivan Stang's parents were thrown out of the Carousel by Jack R. (11:56pm)
Chicken John: Daschundes (11:56pm)
Curmudge: I was thrown off the Carousel by a Carny (11:56pm)
Chicken John: Left one in the car when he dropped into the basement (11:56pm)
Storytellers: hi! (11:56pm)
Curmudge: HI! (11:57pm)
Storytellers: how's the show been so far!? (11:57pm)
Curmudge: Nose Hair went off theme as usual. (11:57pm)
Storytellers: oh man those guys are soooo crazy!! (11:57pm)
Storytellers: gotta love em! (11:58pm)
Storytellers: Yeak, Howdy!!!!!! (11:58pm)
Curmudge: But we found out what Lee Harvey Oswalds daughter was doing in 1995. (11:58pm)
Storytellers: well we have no idea what we are doing tonight... (11:58pm)
Storytellers: Go away, stupid show (11:58pm)
Curmudge: Telling stories I bet (11:58pm)
Storytellers: do we read maquis de sade or neile gaiman, what!? (11:58pm)
Curmudge: Read them at the same time,one in each side of the stereo field. (11:59pm)
Storytellers: prince bride, short stories... we are sooo not sure! (11:59pm)
-0oiuy6t4ewq: maquis de sade (11:59pm)
Storytellers: ah haaaa goood idea! (11:59pm)
Curmudge: 2 hours in sodom (11:59pm)
-0oiuy6t4ewq: why not? (11:59pm)
Storytellers: nice. (11:59pm)
Storytellers: nice. (11:59pm)
Borg9: Thanks (12:00am)

For hundreds of years, our top scientists have struggled to find valid classifications of groups within the human population ("mankind", "people", "earthlings"), i.e., the scientific sorting out of groups among humans that are so clearly distinct that they require special care and feeding. However, there really was no reason for confusion, since the Clothing Department at Sears figured it out long ago. All humans can be classified as a member of one of the following :

Women's - Men's - Young Men's - Juniors - Girls - Boys - Baby & Toddler

(we do note the Sears Human Nomenclatural Reference System is strongly gender-based, which accurately reflects the attention to gender within normal human intercourse, however it is the catchy ad copy and lovely, perky and thin models that are exactly how we want our species look like to our eventual alien conquerors). Therefore, on their FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, Dr. Fiasco and SPECIAL GUEST FKO (now with a more liberal parole agreement!) will use science to make controversial, inflammatory and stereotypical remarks about each of these groups, especially Baby & Toddler.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Looking Good for Easter!

Chatroom History
June 20, 2012 10:00pm - 1:30am

KatHerding: Whitey's back! (10:05pm)
BobMarc: an wes happy! (10:05pm)
KatHerding: I love my scoop-neck bra! (10:06pm)
BobMarc: yeh, they're married....... (10:06pm)
BobMarc: Only comedians are allowed as guests on late night radiovalencia.fm shows.... (10:09pm)
KatHerding: when will the humans be for sale? (10:11pm)
BobMarc: ewwwwwwwwwwwwww...... (10:12pm)
KatHerding: how banal. (10:13pm)
BobMarc: Banal evil roll.... (10:13pm)
BobMarc: with wasabi (10:14pm)
KatHerding: is that anything like California roll? (10:14pm)
KatHerding: HUMANS (10:14pm)
juanrapido: Summer, bitches (10:14pm)
KatHerding: YES we want cheap humans. (10:14pm)
KatHerding: give them GOLF balls! (10:15pm)
KatHerding: drywall rofl (10:15pm)
J. Eager Beaver: See? rolll... (10:17pm)
KatHerding: use your I-messages. (10:18pm)
J. Eager Beaver: stomp (10:19pm)
KatHerding: how much for female humans? (10:19pm)
KatHerding: I'll take a gross. (10:20pm)
J. Eager Beaver: i feel gross (10:20pm)
J. Eager Beaver: me also (10:21pm)
KatHerding: K-POP! K-POP! (10:22pm)
KatHerding: nov shmoz ka pop (10:22pm)
J. Eager Beaver: girl genration (10:23pm)
J. Eager Beaver: back to how much for human female hummans (10:23pm)
KatHerding: damn straight! (10:25pm)
KatHerding: twinkle twinkle (10:25pm)
KatHerding: a Pantone swab! (10:26pm)
Dr. Penny: Yes, we want BobMarc!!! We want BobMarc! (10:26pm)
KatHerding: a SWATCH fool. (10:26pm)
J. Eager Beaver: and a mic at its worst... (10:26pm)
BobMarc: foget it (10:27pm)
KatHerding: maybe his head was missing. (10:28pm)
KatHerding: you'd be depressed too. (10:28pm)
BobMarc: no, it was my heart (10:28pm)
SubGenius: Janor Hypeercleats is funnier (10:30pm)
KatHerding: Mento Willness? (10:31pm)
Curmudge: Hmmm (10:31pm)
KatHerding: makes sense to me? (10:32pm)
KatHerding: should I be worried or should you be worried? (10:32pm)
KatHerding: The Fabulous Starbucks (10:33pm)
SubGenius: Should They be worried 'bout Them? (10:33pm)
KatHerding: yes. (10:33pm)
SubGenius: Thank Them. (10:33pm)
KatHerding: the giant ants, right? (10:34pm)
SubGenius: but, of course.... (10:35pm)
SubGenius: and, you have to be really drunk. (10:35pm)
KatHerding: or huffing the lsd (10:38pm)
KatHerding: what were those snuffling sounds? (10:38pm)
SubGenius: ah, the sweet smell of lds (10:39pm)
Jack : is Jack my name? (10:41pm)
Jack : is Jack your name? (10:43pm)
Blus screen of Death: No. (10:43pm)
KatHerding: an appropriate ending for that segment (10:44pm)
KatHerding: where's the fuckin K-POP?!@?!@ (10:45pm)
Girl Generation: Play US!!!!!!!!!!!! (10:45pm)
Curmudge: When are you guys gonna just broadcast as Holograms. (10:45pm)
KARA: PLAY US! (10:45pm)
KatHerding: Pork Be Inspired! (10:46pm)
Old Guys Union: These are our members at their best (10:46pm)
KatHerding: there ya GO! (10:47pm)
The Party: We'll call you, OK? (10:47pm)
KatHerding: thank you. (10:47pm)
StoryTellers: Hurry up, please... (10:48pm)
KatHerding: KARA \o/ (10:48pm)
KatHerding: you guys rock (10:49pm)
fuckee: thaks (10:50pm)
vj pussycat: hi ya'll (10:50pm)
KatHerding: two chickens to paralyze! (10:51pm)
Dr. Fiasco: Hola! (10:51pm)
KatHerding: gat any group grope groupons! (10:52pm)
KatHerding: \o/ (10:52pm)
KatHerding: K-POP for EVER (10:52pm)
Dr. Penny: BobMarc!!!!!!!!!! Yay!!!! (10:53pm)
D'Nile: Thanks. (10:57pm)
vj pussycat: dr fiasco, i saw the miniature dr fiasco yesterday, did you hear? (10:58pm)
BobMarc: I'm back! (11:00pm)
BobMarc: That's where Janor played (11:00pm)
KatHerding: me too. (11:01pm)
Curmudge: Dr. Carpenter and Karen Fiasco..... (11:02pm)
Dr. Fiasco: I loved the onesies, Pussycat (11:02pm)
KatHerding: he was a narc, fool! (11:03pm)
BobMarc: Dr Karen Fiasco (11:03pm)
BobMarc: loves Drb Karen Fiasco (11:04pm)
vj pussycat: oh yay!! the mini you is so awesome! (11:04pm)
BobMarc: Can I love myself? (11:05pm)
KatHerding: sure knock yourself out. (11:05pm)
Dr. Penny: Yes, and we love you too BobMarc. (11:05pm)
Dr. Penny: :) (11:05pm)
Curmudge: When I think of you...I touch.... (11:05pm)
KatHerding: NOT THE SILENCE!!! (11:05pm)
BobMarc: yourself (11:07pm)
Dr. Penny: BobMarc, I met you once. You did not appear to have antennae, are they retractable like a snails or is it a nasty myth that martians have antennae? (11:08pm)
BobMarc: Hold on. I'm talkin' right now. (11:09pm)
Curmudge: I usually touch the Storytellers...but Karen gets jealous. (11:09pm)
Curmudge: I just got back from Van Halen...true story,my ears are still ringing. (11:10pm)
vj pussycat: hi rsd. how was that? does dlr still suck? (11:11pm)
Curmudge: Yeah...kind of,but Eddie more than makes up for it... (11:12pm)
Curmudge: Plus it was free...so.... (11:12pm)
vj pussycat: good. i saw them back in the day at reunion arena (11:13pm)
KatHerding: again the Koreans! (11:14pm)
BobMarc: radiovalencia.fm staff meeting, that is..... (11:14pm)
Cat: Hide me! (11:14pm)
KatHerding: OK (11:14pm)
Dr. Penny: Meow!!! (11:15pm)
KatHerding: play Cat Scratch Fever (11:15pm)
Kate Willet: I did? (11:15pm)
KatHerding: George was the spiritual one, right? (11:16pm)
Kate Willet: I do? (11:17pm)
KatHerding: is this the Human Sale? (11:18pm)
Theme: They love me now. (11:19pm)
KatHerding: How long till the Juniors? (11:20pm)
KatHerding: Mexican Radio yes! (11:21pm)
KatHerding: braille swimsuit edition! (11:21pm)
Me: Me (11:22pm)
KatHerding: good guess, Dr. Penny! (11:22pm)
vj pussycat: haha (11:23pm)
KatHerding: probably nubbly (11:23pm)
KatHerding: (11:24pm)
KatHerding: splooshers? (11:24pm)
Rod Serling: Imagine if you will,Karen Carpenter badly portraying me in an amazing act of mimickry....in The Twilight Zone! (11:29pm)
Me: Manscoping (11:29pm)
KatHerding: Sam & Janet Evening? (11:30pm)
Rod Stieger: That's rough, nanman (11:31pm)
KatHerding: avuncular! (11:32pm)
JR Ewing: I am back bitches. (11:32pm)
Dr. Penny: You could watch Tron. (11:42pm)
Testicular: I make people. (11:43pm)
vj pussycat: Maybe the dingo ate your baby (11:43pm)
Rod Stieger: make peple what? (11:44pm)
!2 Galaxies: We have him now. (11:44pm)
Frank Chu: If you call me I will have you killed. (11:44pm)
Plug: Where do you want me? (11:45pm)
!2 Galaxies: in the 12 Galaxees (11:45pm)
Invisible Countries: kill this guy. (11:47pm)
Dr. Penny: spider caves to mexico (11:48pm)
KatHerding: it was awesome (11:52pm)
StoryTellers: Hurry up, you guys (11:54pm)
Dr. Penny: or bring on the rebecca black version (11:55pm)
Dr. Penny: I've read Invisible Cities. It is a fantastic book. (11:56pm)
KatHerding: the Storytellers are gonna attack! (12:00am)
Curmudge: Say goodnight Gracie (12:00am)
KatHerding: Goodnight Gracie. (12:00am)
vj pussycat: Goodnite Gracie (12:01am)
KatHerding: bye that was fun (12:01am)
Dr. Penny: goodnight all! (12:01am)
KatHerding: play us out? there's no WORDS there! (12:01am)

Let's do a show about drugs. Have we done a drug show yet? We must have but I've, uh, forgotten. In any case, no one will notice. We sample some William Burroughs, put some North Korean patriotic marching music in the background, slowed down 1000% with reverb on the whole thing and we have a drug show, which is basically what we do every goddamn week. Hey, who turned on the reverb? No, not the reverb on the North Korean music, someone turned on the reverb in the real world. Yes, the real world, the big real world out there of Atoms, Eight-Ball Glasses and Elvis. I'm hungry. I am going to grill some chicken. Who wants some grilled chicken? Ok, it's grilled chicken for me, you, the purple crocodile over there in the corner (brown meat only, got it!) Sidarta Gautama over here won't have any cuz he's vegetarian. Zeus wants some lamb. We don't have any lamb. Zeus can grill his own damn lamb, he's a deity and he beds all the hotties in Greece, it's not unreasonable to expect Zeus to fend for himself. And so in the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND with Karen Carpenter and Dr. Fiasco, and SEAN KELLY(!)we're going to talk about... about... what was that again? Ah yes, we're going to talk about stuff like:

"Tracks", The Pre-School Drug Otter with Way Too Much Street Cred

What if we hired two Detectives and told them to follow each other?

Is it really fun to stay at the YMCA? Or is it a vast conspiracy by the Bohemian Grove people to sell us gym memberships?

How about we dose all the Shawarma and Falafel in the Middle East with Ecstasy and solve the war once and for all?

How many micrograms to turn Pol Pot into Santa Claus?

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Please pass the corn chips, the mayonnaise and the can of condensed milk.

Chatroom History
June 13, 2012 10:00pm - 1:30am

Karen Carpenter: start chatbox chattering now (10:16pm)
vj pussycat: Did you use the toilet seat warmer? (10:22pm)
Curmudge: blah blah chatter chitter bath salts bla bla bla (10:23pm)
vj pussycat: Bath salts hahaha (10:24pm)
vj pussycat: nerds (10:40pm)
Dr. Penny: Wow, Puzzling Evidence killed both Kennedy and "Bob"? (10:40pm)
vj pussycat: the beaches of peaches (10:42pm)
Dr. Penny: Urine California (10:45pm)
Curmudge: Magic is a strategy card game,D&D is a role playing fantasy game. (10:48pm)
Dr. Penny: Where is BobMarc????? (10:48pm)
, l/kb;jg;jg;ougliyfkutd: p (10:50pm)
Dr. Penny: Ahhhh, that's adorable! (10:50pm)
Dr. Fiasco: Bob-Marc is trying to get into his girlfriend's pants (10:51pm)
Dr. Penny: lol (10:51pm)
Dr. Fiasco: It's true (10:51pm)
Curmudge: He has to lose a couple more pounds. (10:51pm)
Dr. Penny: Well who wouldn't want to get into his hot martian pants! (10:52pm)
Dr. Penny: That's right Janeway destroyed the whole Borg collective. (10:52pm)
Pot: Lose a couplea pounds of......me. (10:52pm)
Pot: so, where are the drugs? (10:55pm)
Pot: Squalor, New York? (10:55pm)
Pot: ha ha he said pants. (10:56pm)
Pot: What are laughers? (10:57pm)
Pot: locked....push it.......drug collection (10:57pm)
Curmudge: Oh great...now we hear Karen trying on hats. (11:07pm)
vj pussycat: exciting isn't it (11:08pm)
Curmudge: I am all giddy (11:08pm)
Weatherman: Thanks for using me too. (11:10pm)
vj pussycat: well dont get too worked up. it's sure to get even better! (11:11pm)
Curmudge: Hey,storytellers started early! (11:11pm)
Weatherman: It can't get much worse. (11:11pm)
vj pussycat: 11:11 (11:11pm)
Curmudge: 1:11 (11:12pm)
Weatherman: 1:1 (11:12pm)
vj pussycat: 11:12:23 (11:12pm)
Weatherman: : (11:12pm)
vj pussycat: 11:12:34 (11:12pm)
Curmudge: 1:12 (11:12pm)
Weatherman: I guess it's drugs (11:12pm)
vj pussycat: (--- (11:13pm)
Curmudge: or listening to this show. (11:16pm)
Weatherman: your audience. (11:17pm)
Curmudge: I have no audience (11:17pm)
vj pussycat: hey! that's not true (11:18pm)
Curmudge: I stand corrected. (11:21pm)
Weatherman: and this is a prince of shows..... (11:22pm)
Weatherman: There's me again.... (11:24pm)
vj pussycat: at least this show doesn't have any competition. we are forced to choose this one (11:26pm)
Curmudge: Forced (11:26pm)
vj pussycat: what else would i listen to live right now? (11:26pm)
Curmudge: Paint drying. (11:27pm)
Dr. Fiasco: There's River Dance on the PBS fund raiser. (11:27pm)
vj pussycat: heard it. 2003 tour of walls (11:27pm)
Curmudge: Roger Waters? (11:28pm)
vj pussycat: really?!! riverdance?!! i'm outta here! (11:28pm)
vj pussycat: haha (11:28pm)
Weatherman: They need the drugs.......please......now... (11:28pm)
Curmudge: Thick Dick Carpenter (11:28pm)
Weatherman: Alan Thicke Trick. (11:29pm)
Curmudge: Canuck bastard (11:29pm)
vj pussycat: i'm back now. forgot i dont have tv (11:29pm)
vj pussycat: cant call, i'm not driving on the 101 (11:31pm)
Weatherman: Dave's not here. (11:32pm)
dave: what? (11:33pm)
dave: knock knock (11:33pm)
Weatherman: dave's not here. (11:33pm)
dave: no man (11:33pm)
dave: it's me. i got the stuff (11:33pm)
Weatherman: wait... (11:33pm)
dave: knock knock (11:34pm)
Curmudge: No soliciting (11:35pm)
dave: i got the stuff (11:35pm)
Curmudge: Chong? (11:36pm)
dave: knock knock (11:36pm)
dave: no man it's me dave (11:36pm)
Curmudge: who is there? (11:36pm)
dave: DAVE! (11:36pm)
Curmudge: Dave is not here. (11:36pm)
dave: NO MAN, (11:36pm)
dave: I"M DAVE! (11:36pm)
Weatherman: Dave's not here. (11:37pm)
dave: let me in i got the stuff (11:37pm)
Weatherman: What? (11:37pm)
dave: i think someone followed me here (11:37pm)
dave: knock knowck (11:37pm)
Curmudge: Don't answer the phone. (11:37pm)
vj pussycat: or the door (11:38pm)
Curmudge: Dave will not go away. (11:39pm)
vj pussycat: i think he's gone now (11:40pm)
Curmudge: He is hiding in the bushes (11:40pm)
Weatherman: Dave's not here. (11:41pm)
Curmudge: Dave has some stuff I heard. (11:46pm)
vj pussycat: Don't do the brown code (11:53pm)
Curmudge: I am still not listening. (11:55pm)
vj pussycat: Not missing much (11:56pm)

Last week, NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND discussed the ponytailed guy from Marin who hugs you for 30 seconds too long. Now on most radio programs, a simple shiver up your spine and that would be the end of it. Not here in the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND! Tonight the real kreepy krew of Karen Carpenter, Dr. Fiasco and Special Guest Juan de Rapido will bring you many more examples of near universal unpleasantness, but stopping just short of outright disgust, and advice on how to deal with:

Cuddle parties and how to keep them "wood-free".

The Guy With a Bottle of Lotion offering free "massages" at your local hippie hot springs

That ethnic food that looks like invertebrates and tastes like turpentine.

Ron Paul groupies.

Friends who are "artists".

The Sketchy Russian Guy who Spends All Night Trying to Drag You to "Ecstasy party with best woman, best DJ, best drink, just for you my friend".

Religious Proselytizers and their close cousins, Smug Atheists.

That co-worker who keeps asking where you will be next weekend.

Acquaintances that belong to one of the many San Francisco cults, such as The People's Temple, Landmark Forum, Dahn, The Gap , Apple, Burning Man, and of course the worst, most evangelical and intellectually bankrupt of all: Dot Com Libertarians.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Ignoring your boundaries since 2010

Chatroom History
June 6, 2012 10:00pm - 12:30am

Aslan: p.e.a.c.e. (10:25pm)
vj pussycat: Im listening y'all (10:51pm)
vj pussycat: Yes I've been there but I think I'm thinking of a different guy (10:52pm)
vj pussycat: I'm not driving on 101 tonight :( (10:52pm)
vj pussycat: Put the lotion in the basket (10:53pm)
vj pussycat: Thx (10:56pm)
vj pussycat: I don't know?! (10:56pm)
vj pussycat: Maybe next week (10:56pm)
vj pussycat: Yes thx dr (10:58pm)
vj pussycat: Yes (10:58pm)
vj pussycat: :) (10:58pm)
vj pussycat: Live that song!! (10:59pm)
vj pussycat: Love (10:59pm)
vj pussycat: I was just going to look it up and send the link so you could play it! (10:59pm)
Ferrara: Olivia Newton-John went to Karen Carpenter's funeral (11:18pm)
Ferrara: she's definitely dead (11:18pm)
Olivia Newton-John Coltrane: i'm dead i'm dead i'm dead (11:19pm)
vj pussycat: I sent y'all a photo (11:20pm)
Ferrara: yo play some kenneth (11:28pm)
Ferrara: http://crackheadlove.com/uacr (11:28pm)
Ferrara: is paul anka near sri lanka? (11:29pm)
vj pussycat: I saw him sit in with mmw in petaluma (11:37pm)
Ferrara: did he do an upperdecker onstage? (11:38pm)
vj pussycat: I wish! (11:38pm)
Ferrara: whoah some count basie action there in the tinkly tinks (11:39pm)
Dr. Fiasco: Dr. Fiasco (11:42pm)
Dr. Fiasco: Innit? (11:42pm)
Ferrara: holy mountain (11:47pm)
storytellers: hi! (11:59pm)

Last week, Radio Valencia Station Czar John Hell, the man for whom "Bloviating Ignoramus" would be a compliment, decided to turn Radio Valencia to a 24/7 Sports format. Hey, not such a bad idea, considering he hired an ASL translator to make Radio Valencia ADA-compliant.

For the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, Karen Carpenter, Dr. Fiasco and Bob-Marc (DJ Laptop Static!), will cover the most listened to sporting event in America. No, not Naked Shuffleboard... It's The Marin County X-Games, sponsored by National Public Radio. Listen in as they give you the play by play to:

ENTITLEMENT MARATHON - the never-ending battle to see who has more hyphens to describe their ethic origins

¿QUIEN ES MAS VERDE? - the annual contest by Marin homeowners to hire the most migrant lawn workers just to keep them from cutting the grass

NPR TOTE BAG SACK RACE - self explanatory, 'eh?

The "WHO WATCHES LESS TV?" Challenge - watch in awe as competitors are allotted 15 minutes a month to watch TV, and those 15 minutes can only be spent watching Masterpiece Theater or PBS Fundraiser Doo Wop bands.

The "I AM A LIBERAL ENVIRONMENTALIST BUT PLEASE RUN YOUR PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION SYSTEM THROUGH SOME OTHER NEIGHBORHOOD" Mental Gymnastics Event

And finally:

The Passive Aggressive Philanthropy Competition - watch competitors attempt to top current World Champion George Lucas. You don't want my movie studio here? Fine. How about some Low Income Housing with a Methadone Clinic and an Adult Novelty Store next to the Strip Mall instead?

And it will sound just great on your Eton Solar Powered Flashlight and Flat Screen Radio!

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: 720 Method Ollie Fakie Into Slob Air Kung Fu Supreme Switch Stance For The Win!

Chatroom History
May 30, 2012 10:00pm - 1:30am

bill mutton: rapido--you still there? (10:05pm)
radipo: no. (10:08pm)
radipo: that was real brazilian (10:09pm)
Marin County: They talk slower than the Sex Show. (10:14pm)
eeerp: very entertaining (10:20pm)
Money: I am in abundance in Marin. (10:20pm)
The Navy: and the crew had to deal with monster captains every week....... (10:21pm)
More: you need more of me (10:28pm)
Streets Of San Francisco: Marin sucks (10:57pm)
Dr. Fiasco: You don't say! (10:57pm)
John Lucas: No, he don't (10:58pm)
Yacht Club: Is that your mother in that picture Fiasco? (10:58pm)
Dr. Fiasco: No, that's my daughter (10:59pm)
Karen Carpenter: NRA CHAPTER! (11:09pm)
4LOCO: Have you seen me? (11:21pm)
God of Radio: It's a fighty, Cafe This World... (11:25pm)
Curmudge: Mendocino County>Marin (11:54pm)
Curmudge: > (11:54pm)
Adult Group Playground Inc: letz does ite (11:57pm)
Marin Sports: In 2008, Central Marin Bluejays Lacrosse was founded to provide boys and girls in San Rafael and Terra Linda the opportunity to learn the exciting and increasingly popular sport of Lacrosse. (11:58pm)
Adult Group Playground Inc: send 'em over..... (11:59pm)
Marin Sports: The seven founding members of the Sausalito Yacht Club were already junior members of other yacht clubs, but thought they could do better by themselves. The idea was conceived and the Club established on December 31st, 1942. (11:59pm)
Marin Sports: We are the only bowling center in Marin County and are proud to be a family owned bowling business since 1959. Leagues and open play are fun at our family fun center. Saturday nights: DJ Music 8:30-11:30 PM. (12:00am)

In the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, Karen Carpenter, Dr. Fiasco and Bob-Marc, the Martian Adonis, with SPECIAL GUEST DJ GEEK FREAK, the American with the Best Scottish Accent, will sing the praises of a San Francisco juggernaut populated by people who believe in the power of images. No, not Instagram. We're talking about Lost Weekend Video, that place where you can rent a movie, get demo tapes (actual cassette tapes) from their employee's bands (19 at last count, and they actually moonlight at daytime renting DVD's) , and hang out in the Cine Cave, that magical place where you can make out with your sweetie while watching Lars Von Trier's latest comedy.

Which is why we are asking all our three listeners to call Lost Weekend today at (415) 643-3373 and ask if they have "Fish Truck" or "Barnyard Frenzy" available for rental. Believe us, just do it. It will fail miserably, we guarantee it. And it will be great.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Streaming 1080p

Chatroom History
May 23, 2012 10:00pm - 1:30am

Dr. Fiasco: 5,4,3,2,1... (10:03pm)
Curmudge: I can hear you (10:09pm)
Placenta: I posed for those shots...I thought it was sexy. (10:21pm)
wrybread: chortle (10:26pm)
vj pussycat: Oh placenta that was such a great shot (10:35pm)
vj pussycat: I have no idea what y'all are doin cuz I aint listenin (10:37pm)
vj pussycat: But I think it has something to do with that amazing piece by mrs dr fiasco (10:38pm)
She ate me: . (10:38pm)
Teat: That hurts! (10:39pm)
Butch Viagro: slurp (10:40pm)
vj pussycat: Noooooooooo (10:41pm)
vj pussycat: That was better lookin than any other placenta on google image search (10:42pm)
Dr. Fiasco: We'll make an 8ftx12 ft print and send it to you (10:45pm)
vj pussycat: Please dr! I would be so .... so ... so ..... (10:47pm)
vj pussycat: Honored (10:48pm)
OrinZ: Neeples and Poup! (10:48pm)
vj pussycat: But dr, did you eat it? (10:48pm)
Butch Viagro: Penaly round! (10:50pm)
Butch Viagro: Penal (10:50pm)
Butch Viagro: Penile (10:50pm)
Butch Viagro: Purile (10:50pm)
Theme: What am I? (10:52pm)
Theme: She hung up. (10:53pm)
Theme: Hang ups. (10:54pm)
Sleestak: Screw Daleks (10:56pm)
Station ID: DO ME NOW! (10:59pm)
You are listening to Radio Valencia: 87.9 FM,radiovalencia.fm in the interwebs. (11:01pm)
Dalek: It is a placenta collector. (11:02pm)
bob marc: sleestaks don't do go radio (11:10pm)
bob marc: good (11:10pm)
Show: Am I done yet? (11:11pm)
bob marc: the show must go on (11:11pm)
Show: I am universally despised for my horrible sound. (11:17pm)
Tracy: hello (11:22pm)
Show: Welcome back...to me,because I never end. (11:23pm)
Tracy: This is funny!!! (11:23pm)
Tracy: hahaha (11:24pm)
Tracy: haha (11:24pm)
Tracy: oooo haha (11:24pm)
Tracy: play that again (11:24pm)
Tracy: cmon (11:24pm)
Tracy: again (11:24pm)
Tracy: again (11:24pm)
storytellers: nose hair lint gland - do you want to take your show late tonight? the storytellers are (mostly) out of town (11:30pm)
vj pussycat: Yay I'm here now!! (11:34pm)
vj pussycat: What's new? (11:34pm)
radio.clash: storytellers (11:35pm)
vj pussycat: Yay!!! Cuz I missed so much! (11:35pm)
vj pussycat: Go late!! (11:35pm)
vj pussycat: I'm listening now (11:36pm)
vj pussycat: Yay puzzling evidence!!! (11:37pm)
storytellers: it isn't a rumor, the storytellers are on the run, hiding out and otherwise occupied. go as late as the night is long (11:38pm)
vj pussycat: I have a theme song already for the baby (11:40pm)
::::::::: beauty audience dude (11:42pm)
::::::::: edward hopper (11:42pm)
::::::::: ? (11:42pm)
::::::::: custard (11:43pm)
OrinZ: My anchor baby floated %u2014 does that mean it is a witch or something? (11:44pm)
::::::::: the people vs. jerry lucas (11:45pm)
wrybread: storytellers aren't here, so i'm guessing they're not doing their show... (11:56pm)
::::::::: krybread on the left coast (12:04am)
::::::::: toast (12:04am)
Curmudge: I am missing my stories. (12:08am)
::::::::: the dick daleks.. surf stories from marine county (12:09am)
vj pussycat: Ok my pic is up. Can't call in goes to VM (12:15am)
vj pussycat: You can't talk to me and PE at the same time? (12:17am)
::::::::: vj and pe (12:18am)
Curmudge: Blue Boy dies at the end. (12:20am)
Curmudge: Calms me the fuck right down. (12:23am)
Curmudge: Isn't that the Storytellers theme? (12:24am)
vj pussycat: This is the best episode of storytellers ever (12:30am)
vj pussycat: Damn every time I call it goes to VM (12:39am)
vj pussycat: can I (12:41am)
vj pussycat: Oh my god (12:44am)
vj pussycat: RSD (12:45am)
vj pussycat: Ok kAren we are leaving the in and out and going back to the 101 (12:47am)
vj pussycat: I would but it goes to VM (12:48am)
Curmudge: VM Pussycat (12:49am)
vj pussycat: Ha (12:50am)
Curmudge: Peace is not an option. Play War Commander! (12:51am)
Curmudge: Discover the secrets used by men who effortlessly attract women. (12:51am)
::::::::: russell crowe is on hiatus (12:51am)
Curmudge: Fly Southwest Airlines to your vacation at the new Disney's Art of Animation Resort (12:51am)
Curmudge: Meet singles in your neighbourhood for free. Join POF today free. Featured in WSJ, NYT etc (12:52am)
Curmudge: Jer 29:11 "I know the plans I have for you" Find out if His plan includes ChristianMingle! (12:52am)
Curmudge: #1 reason for small business failures? Lack of planning. Click for updates to learn more (12:52am)
Curmudge: Compare the cost of staying in your home versus moving to an independent senior living community. See our Independent Living Checklist. (12:53am)
vj pussycat: Hey watch how you use that word! (12:53am)
Curmudge: %u201CTotal knee replacement got me back in step.%u201D Watch Bob%u2019s story and learn more about other (12:54am)
Curmudge: Secret psychology that makes hot women want to sleep with you fast. (12:55am)
vj pussycat: Noooooooooo (12:55am)
Curmudge: Covert methods for attracting women that dating experts want banned. (12:55am)
Curmudge: Ask me how. (12:57am)
Curmudge: Voice Mail (12:59am)
vj pussycat: How? (12:59am)
vj pussycat: You stole fizzy lifting drink (1:00am)
Curmudge: Too late (1:00am)
vj pussycat: Thx Karen (1:00am)
vj pussycat: Wtf?! My app crashed (1:00am)
vj pussycat: That's not fair RSD (1:00am)
Curmudge: Is it insured? (1:00am)
vj pussycat: The app? (1:01am)
Curmudge: Yes (1:01am)
Curmudge: Was it totaled? (1:01am)
vj pussycat: It was free. Not totaled (1:01am)
vj pussycat: I'm screwed huh? (1:02am)
Curmudge: Yes (1:02am)
vj pussycat: Damn insurance!! (1:02am)
vj pussycat: Now what?! (1:02am)
Curmudge: I need to go now,have to go set up a PA tomorrow afternoon..so,sleepy time,3 am here ya know (1:02am)
Curmudge: Otherwise I would go on the air (1:03am)
Curmudge: and tell stories (1:03am)
vj pussycat: Ok see ya tomorrow (1:05am)

... And it came to pass that unto Casa Pequeño Fiasco there was a great commotion that lasted three days and three nights, with much rending of sheets and boiling of water. ... And unto Dr. Fiasco, Mrs. Dr. Fiasco delivered a she child, who was named in accordance with the customs of the Mission Hipsters (and lacking a spectacularly rich relative to suck up to), that the she child shall be called Lúcia, so that forever may she challenge the diacritically disabled language of her mother. ...And, as was foretold by texting from the Ancient Blog of The Old Ones Who Remember DOS, that tonight, on the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, Karen Carpenter and DJ Geekfreak will explain to Dr. Fiasco that when a bee and a bird love each other very much and give each other a very special hug, then not even the president can do much about it.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Mazel Tov!


Chatroom History
May 16, 2012 10:00pm - 1:30am

Party of Lincoln: Ok. Weak on the Party. Got it. (10:05pm)
vj pussycat: congrats dr fiasco!! (10:12pm)
vj pussycat: yay mrs dr fiasco! (10:15pm)
elseano: phone number? (10:22pm)
vj pussycat: woohoo!! (10:24pm)
Party of Lincoln: Radio poops.....great. (10:25pm)
Party of Lincoln: Born Fiasca Jr (10:26pm)
Your Baby: Stop it please stop it. (10:26pm)
OrinZ: Oh crap, I wanted to borrow Karen Carpenter's table saw. (10:30pm)
elseano: Worst Impersonation ever (10:30pm)
Miami Mambo Bob Volcano: You need a spit vase (10:33pm)
OrinZ: I already have long conversations with my wife about poop. Poop is funny. (10:33pm)
Audience: wants Butt tea....not at Walgreens, you gnu Dad. (10:35pm)
Audience: Gnu Dad vs other guy''s daughrtereer (10:38pm)
Curmudge: Good luck with that Fiasco... (10:38pm)
buttlink cowboy: uuuugh i thought you guys had your last show??? (10:39pm)
buttlink cowboy: Oh god will it end soon? (10:39pm)
buttlink cowboy: :-) (10:40pm)
Audience: It doesn't end till the kid steals the car. (10:40pm)
Audience: Thank you, Karin CarPenTer. (10:43pm)
Audience: But, you discussed us... (10:43pm)
buttlink cowboy: Ugghhh the burned man... (10:44pm)
buttlink cowboy: paul crash to the rescue! (10:44pm)
buttlink cowboy: yay! (10:44pm)
Audience: But, you discussed it... (10:44pm)
Audience: Fool forienerrr (10:45pm)
buttlink cowboy: baka=stupid (10:45pm)
buttlink cowboy: Gaijin=non-japanese (10:46pm)
buttlink cowboy: this is generally what they write on those neck tattoos (10:46pm)
buttlink cowboy: when does the infant start doing the show (10:46pm)
buttlink cowboy: it will be more fun then this??? (10:47pm)
buttlink cowboy: :-) (10:47pm)
Next 18 years: Say good bye to me Fiasco! (10:47pm)
buttlink cowboy: 14 listeners... nice (10:47pm)
buttlink cowboy: i have all 7 of my computers streaming your show! (10:48pm)
Drugs: She rejected me. (10:48pm)
Audience: Goodbye, Fiasco! Hello, Fiasca!! (10:49pm)
buttlink cowboy: hahaha (10:49pm)
buttlink cowboy: ramoons (10:49pm)
butt sasauge: stop dr. you turn me on... so (10:50pm)
Sperm: I am so wasted. (10:50pm)
vj pussycat: why the butt tea? did the baby come out of her butt? (10:50pm)
stones in my urinary tract: i had (10:51pm)
stones in my urinary tract: more pain (10:51pm)
Audience: Her butt (10:51pm)
Audience: We mean....no. (10:51pm)
Audience: Nose Hear Lint Obstetric Midwife Show, huh? (10:52pm)
Egg on Cowboy hat: will you guys do your last show in July from the knockout during a live music show? (10:52pm)
moyle jokes?: ahhh (10:53pm)
moyle jokes?: funny (10:53pm)
bloody briss! : yay (10:53pm)
Tip: Steady hands clips tips. (10:53pm)
ouch....: double ouch (10:54pm)
ouch....: operation? (10:54pm)
ouch....: shit give me a bic lighter and a metal spoon--- no moyle needed! (10:54pm)
Audience: Use the U>S> Moyle! (10:55pm)
Tip: My ex girlfriend's mother circumcised her grandchild on the kitchen table... (10:55pm)
Tip: true story (10:55pm)
Mole: I don't know nothin' bout clipping no babies. (10:56pm)
True Story: Bullshit. (10:57pm)
Bullshit: True story (10:57pm)
and then made breakfast with the skin: ahhh (10:57pm)
Jack: I'm out... G'night. wish this wasn't your last show. John Hell should not be getting rid of you. (10:58pm)
Jack: congrats on the kid! (10:59pm)
John Hell: Leave me alone... (10:59pm)
John Hell: and, I'm getting rid of them...so. there. (10:59pm)
geekfreak: knock knock (11:00pm)
Chicken: I hate you (11:00pm)
Curmudge: But he has a child to support now...how will he make it without his radio salary? (11:00pm)
greek freak : who's there (11:00pm)
John Hell: France (11:01pm)
Brazilla: I hate France (11:01pm)
John Hell: I know, I know....France oh? (11:02pm)
Brazilla: sorry... i hate the french (11:02pm)
Brazilla: not france (11:02pm)
Brazilla: i would love france if not for all those french people (11:02pm)
John Hell: German? (11:02pm)
jesus is my dad: more of that good music (11:03pm)
angry inch: YES (11:03pm)
Jesus of business: Whatever werks (11:04pm)
Jesus of Vegas: I remember her Dad.... (11:05pm)
OrinZ: Please to explain more of glorious nation ALBANIA. (11:06pm)
Jesus of Vegas: Tore up a chzech village filming that thing...... (11:06pm)
Jesus of Vegas: backing up the Show... (11:08pm)
jesus: was a natzzzeee? (11:10pm)
Jesus of The Nazi Gold: Finish Our Story, Tracy! (11:10pm)
Jesus of The Nazi Gold: Tracy takes 'em down!! Nest of Nazi Vipers!!!!!!!! (11:13pm)
jesus: is that your breast pump i hear in the background kiko? (11:14pm)
Jesus of Scotland: They never got here, eh?! (11:14pm)
Drachma: Come Back To MEEEEE!!!!!! (11:16pm)
Drachma: And, you got preetyyy lips! (11:17pm)
jesus: u mean purdy? (11:20pm)
Drachma: Ah mean preeedeee!!!!!!!! (11:21pm)
The Euro: Knock it off you guys ewe got problems (11:21pm)
jesus: yes .... (11:27pm)
jesus: pucker ur purdy butt links (11:28pm)
Richard Nixon: I was a Dad, also. (11:28pm)
Richard Nixon: and I love the StoryTellers... (11:29pm)
The World: Congrats!!!!! (11:32pm)
The World: on a liddle piss-ant station.... (11:33pm)
OrinZ: Don't let the catbox people know you're reading it. They'll go crazy. (11:33pm)
Chatter: Look at meeeeeeeeeeee (11:34pm)
They: ......who, us? (11:34pm)
Baby-kissing Hitler: HI THERE I HEARD YOU HAD EIN BABY? (11:34pm)
Bear-Baiting Hitler: I'm tired. (11:35pm)
The Scream: Somebody bought MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (11:36pm)
Team Walrus: I'm wonwey. (11:38pm)
Chicken: I'll do it. (11:40pm)
OrinZ: Tracy is taking an aromatherapy class from a woman who has worked with the military working on a meth substitute. (11:41pm)
OrinZ: Holy crap! She's probably the hippie scientist who invented butt tea! (11:43pm)
Floral Matters: HydroButt tea (11:45pm)
Miami Collins: I started the '80's... (11:52pm)
Miami Collins: Noes Hare Lnint Gand (11:56pm)
Butt tea: Thank you. (11:57pm)
good: night. (12:01am)

Last week the music world lost a most beloved figure that influenced many, created a unique sound and truly *believed* in the party.

We are talking, of course, about Lloyd Brevett, bass player interplanetary, thermodynamic and extraordinaire of the Skatalites.

And what better music for Fighting for the Party or Partying during the Fight than Ska?


In tonight's FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, Karen "Jai Mahal" Carpenter, Bob "China Kane" Marc, Dr. "Coconut Wireless" Fiasco and Special Guest DJ Geek "Babylon Badaboom" Freak present a Very Rude Show, lobbing the Stoniest Stones from da Islands and elsewhere in your general auditory direction.


In other news, the NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND marketing department has joined forces with the enterprising folks at LOST WEEKEND VIDEO and their CINE CAVE in a cross-marketing scam, ahem, promotion where we finance their goofball habit and they put our show in their billboard on Valencia Street (between 21st and 22nd)

This is what we got:

http://drfiasco.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/nhlgmarquee.jpg

While it looks more like a coded message about a dead drop to the Spy Master of the People's Republic of Fiaskistan, we are quite pleased with the result and encourage all our three listeners to go there this week and take pictures next to it,. Also, park a black van with some TV antennas on it in front of the store for a day. Or something.

And finally, Chicken John remixed, because it never gets old:

http://drfiasco.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/nhlgchickenmessage1.mp3


NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Simmer down.


Chatroom History
May 9, 2012 10:00pm - 1:30am

Curmudge: This ain't SKA! (10:01pm)
Curmudge: But I likey (10:01pm)
Curmudge: Don't watch that... (10:02pm)
vj pussycat: Hey RSD! it is better than SKA (10:02pm)
Curmudge: Hey VJP (10:03pm)
Curmudge: Settle down (10:03pm)
vj pussycat: Oh sorry you a SKA lover? (10:03pm)
vj pussycat: There's your SKA (10:04pm)
Curmudge: I likes Ska,I likes Beasties,I likes stuff... (10:04pm)
Curmudge: 2tone (10:04pm)
vj pussycat: Yea me too but for SKA only older stuff (10:04pm)
Curmudge: Nose Hair Two Tone (10:05pm)
Curmudge: Two Tone Lint Gland (10:05pm)
Curmudge: What the.... (10:05pm)
vj pussycat: Two hair lint tone (10:05pm)
Curmudge: Lint Stink Jah Mon (10:06pm)
Curmudge: Ha ha...the unheard Fiasco (10:07pm)
vj pussycat: Dr is the unborn baby still unborn? I've been out of town you know (10:08pm)
Buzz: Yea, I'm here. (10:08pm)
Curmudge: Yes,still a sonogram (10:08pm)
Curmudge: A hostile (10:09pm)
Unborn Fiasco Jr: Thanks, suppossed dad (10:09pm)
Unborn Fiasco Jr: U bet (10:09pm)
vj pussycat: When is she coming out?!! (10:09pm)
Unborn Fiasco Jr: occupie MOM!! (10:09pm)
Curmudge: Try tear gas (10:09pm)
Unborn Fiasco Jr: forget it. I like it here (10:10pm)
Curmudge: Illegalize it! (10:10pm)
vj pussycat: I'm sure mrs dr would love that (10:10pm)
Buzz: I like it here too (10:10pm)
Unbornfiasskojr: yesmyfirstinterviewis gay (10:11pm)
Eno: whaere's the airport (10:12pm)
RadioValencisaa.fm: It'll be biting you back (10:13pm)
Mitt Fiasco: How am I doing in the polls? (10:13pm)
vj pussycat: Ha ha (10:13pm)
Buba: You'll win! (10:13pm)
vj pussycat: Rookie (10:14pm)
Coffee: Tha's a lotta me. (10:14pm)
Try it.: see? (10:15pm)
Mitt Fiasco: I once got high from gay bashing. (10:15pm)
Try it.: Just 1nce? (10:15pm)
Mitt Fiasco: Been chasing the high ever since. (10:15pm)
Mitt Fiasco: My soon to be dad wears womens slippers,he may be gay,I will have to disown him. (10:16pm)
Mitt Fiasco: Or punch him.. (10:16pm)
vj pussycat: Not in the house he doesn't (10:17pm)
Maxwell: Like m'goons (10:17pm)
Mitt Fiasco: Damn Interracial music. (10:17pm)
Mitt Fiasco: The bristles are made from his freshly grown pubic hair. (10:18pm)
vj pussycat: He hasn't hit puberty yet I think (10:19pm)
Mitt Fiasco: I will be the first to know. (10:19pm)
vj pussycat: Those are implants (10:19pm)
Toast: butter me (10:20pm)
vj pussycat: The TSA in Harlingen patted down my dreads (10:20pm)
vj pussycat: Luckily they didn't find my stash (10:21pm)
Dreads: I felt violated (10:21pm)
vj pussycat: It was traumatic (10:21pm)
vj pussycat: Sorry dreads (10:21pm)
Dreads Fiasco: riddimriddimriddimriddim (10:22pm)
Butter: go toast yourself. (10:22pm)
Marlon Brando: Come here butter (10:23pm)
Butter: MuddButts only (10:26pm)
Butter: That's a radio kiss (10:27pm)
Butter: There's the show quote (10:27pm)
Butter: is headed for the asshole. (10:29pm)
Butter: mid call, too. (10:29pm)
Real DJ: Hey,Fiasco,what the hell...is this a music show?Answer the damn phone. (10:30pm)
Fake DJ: URCallingWrongshow! (10:31pm)
Storytellers: Call us sir...in about an hour and a half. (10:31pm)
Borat: No (10:32pm)
WHO, The: ....wha....? (10:33pm)
Shit: Do the running man (10:33pm)
Shit: and stop sitting in me. (10:33pm)
Shit: ....and stop talking me. (10:34pm)
Crap: get a load of ME! (10:34pm)
Dung: Brilliant! (10:35pm)
Crap: As the world turds (10:35pm)
Poop: i'm wolwy (10:36pm)
Crap: Fiasco is Transylvanian/Czech/Brazilian (10:36pm)
Ska: Get back to me. (10:38pm)
Unborn Fiasco Jr: And, I'm still not here.... (10:38pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: We're waiting for you to show up!! (10:42pm)
Madness: We want in. (10:43pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: no way! (10:43pm)
vj pussycat: hey mrs dr fiasco! how's it goin? (10:44pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: We're running out of room in here. (10:44pm)
Unborn Fiasco Jr: Get aootta here!! (10:44pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: Wait til you get the rental fee. (10:45pm)
Coathanger: I am coming for youuuuuuu (10:45pm)
vj pussycat: oh man! (10:45pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: Too late for that. (10:45pm)
Unborn Fiasco Jr: HA HA! (10:45pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: We got a live one here. (10:45pm)
Unborn Fiasco Jr: i'm on my way! (10:45pm)
vj pussycat: you should come out while the show is on (10:46pm)
Unborn Fiasco Jr: well................................ .....................maybe.......... .................. (10:48pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: how can we coax you? (10:49pm)
Unborn Fiasco Jr: wait..............i'm listening to Daddy..... (10:50pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: you'll have plenty of time to listen to him when you come out! (10:51pm)
Annette Funnyjello: I am so authentic (10:53pm)
Unborn Fiasco Jr: i will have a crush on her in 14.35 yrs (10:54pm)
Annette Funnyjello: I have been a nude girl (10:54pm)
Annette Funnyjello: I like peanut butter (10:55pm)
Buster Bloodblister: . (10:56pm)
Adam Yauch: I lost the fight...for my right....to...ah fuck it. (11:30pm)
One Listeners: ....yeah, radio it. (11:31pm)
?: is this working again? (11:32pm)
One Listeners: Yes, Can't you HEAR?! Can't you SEE??!!!!!! (11:33pm)
Propaghandi: http://shittydomain.com/nzcd (11:35pm)
Karen Carpenter: played selector already (11:38pm)
One Listeners: select player, already (11:39pm)
Karen Carpenter: press play (11:40pm)
Karen Carpenter: time for Team Walrus (11:40pm)
Adam Yauch: Sabotage! (11:41pm)
Walrus: I am The Walrus. (11:41pm)
Skalrus: So? (11:42pm)
Fetal Fiasco: I am so over this womblife (11:42pm)
Skeletor: Yes, Fuck It. (11:43pm)
Skeletor: Isn't Dr Hal on Womblife (11:43pm)
He Man: Oh crap,have you seen She Ra? (11:44pm)
Sun Ra: No! How is my daughter? (11:45pm)
Cars: We are from Boston...or is it Detroit? (11:45pm)
Hulk: smash (11:46pm)
Sophmorrissey: Yes! I'm back! (11:46pm)
Marr: How soon is now? (11:46pm)
Gary Neighmann: You'refromBoston, CARZ. (11:47pm)
Cars: I thought I was a Pixar movie. (11:47pm)
Emu: Dude (11:49pm)
EMO: Oh.................................. .................................... yeh. (11:49pm)
EMO: ..................6. (11:49pm)
Station ID: Say me again! (11:52pm)
MathsRkooL: .................................... ...................... (11:53pm)
Porn: I work hard for the money. (11:54pm)
Money: Good deal. (11:56pm)
vj pussycat: yea dr fiasco! can i come over friday to visit? (11:57pm)
Money: shot. (11:59pm)
76879: sorry... (11:59pm)
76879: no (12:00am)
Story: tellers, now.... (12:02am)
Dr Fiasco: Hey pussycat, yeah, come over! (12:02am)
vj pussycat: cool see ya then sometime between 5ish and 8ish ok (12:03am)

It's been said religion is the Opium of the Masses. If that is true then why is America so uptight. In America religion is more like the crystal meth/PCP cocktail of the masses. America may be a technologically advanced First World country but in terms of religion it's like the Thirty Years' War over here. We've got more cults than you can shake the leg bone of a martyr at. Hosts Karen Carpenter, Doctor Fiasco an Bob Marc explore the religious landscape of American religions from the mundane to the murderous. Scientology, Mormonism, Branch Davidians, Pentecostals, Libertarians, Oprah Fans and the folks from Heaven's Gate who gave the slogan "Just Do It" an entire new meaning. It's religion and America on the FINAL ARMAGEDDON BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, oh the humanity.


NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Speaking in tongues is way cool.

Chatroom History
May 2, 2012 10:00pm - 1:30am

vjpussycat: hi y'all (10:29pm)
Bob Hope: He's lying. (10:42pm)
Bob Hope: Bishop Joey is awesum. (10:46pm)
and he can't hear us...: ,see? (10:51pm)
GOD!: . (10:51pm)
and he can't hear us...: ,so? (10:53pm)
and he can't hear us...: .....awful of sum? (10:54pm)
God: Thank you. You deserve it, Karen "High School" Carpenter (10:56pm)
God: As a sinner, you,also,deserved it, Bob Martian. (10:57pm)
Jesus: And that, of course, is me. (10:58pm)
Sister Mary Thornton: God gave me those thorns you ungrateful little heathen! (11:02pm)
Jesus: Yes, we did. (11:03pm)
Marvin Martian: My boy!! (11:05pm)
Moussalini: You don't like faggots tied together? (11:07pm)
You mean cigarettes.: . (11:08pm)
Branch Klamidians: Don't forget about us! (11:09pm)
The Two: And us, dammit! (11:10pm)
Dung : Get off my show!!! (11:10pm)
i was standing outside the office with a fag in my mouth...: so it goes (11:11pm)
Goes off: again and again into the show (11:14pm)
GOD!: The Jews are on the right path,you are the one who needs to worry...hang up on me???? (11:17pm)
Occupy God!!: Don't look at us or we'll break your picnic table!! (11:17pm)
Darth God: Where are the Transformers when we need them? (11:18pm)
geekfreak: is fiasco spawning? (11:20pm)
Darth God: Why is there no music?!!!....and, no, he's just working... (11:21pm)
Bong Rips: Maybe we don't want to do that with you! (11:25pm)
Unborn Fiasco Jr: That's my Mom! (11:31pm)
geekfreak: try cure ham (11:32pm)
GOD!: I love this song,that is why I killed his career... (11:36pm)
Unborn Fiasco Jr: i feel sini (11:36pm)
Unborn Fiasco Jr: i feel sinky (11:36pm)
GOD!: Yacht Rock was my idea! (11:37pm)
Unborn Fiasco Jr: yat roc californa? (11:38pm)
GOD!: You feel sinky now,wait until you are born Fiasco Jr. (11:38pm)
GOD!: She speaks so many non truths (11:39pm)
GOD!: Read my book,and then do the opposite. (11:40pm)
GOD!: I do...I hate everyone who believes in me. (11:40pm)
Satan: Read my Book and do the math... (11:41pm)
GOD!: Me damn you Satan... (11:41pm)
Satan: And, I love all who love me... (11:41pm)
GOD!: I love you too Satan (11:41pm)
Satan: And, I love You, Old Toga Guy... (11:41pm)
GOD!: You never come over for a beer anymore. (11:42pm)
Satan: So many to process, like this goy... (11:42pm)
GOD!: I understand...I just feed incoming souls into a shredder now...goes a lot quicker. (11:43pm)
GOD!: Hey Satan,those Dinosaur bones we planted...good joke,keeps people fighting amongst themselves. (11:44pm)
Satan: And fearies and who shot Hitler and Darth God and boogie woogie and Dung and the New Orleans Saints scandal and (11:45pm)
GOD!: Hitler was just misunderstood... (11:46pm)
GOD!: There will never be another like him. (11:46pm)
GOD!: This guy is right.So was Carlin,that is why I took him. (11:47pm)
GOD!: Zappa,another thorn in my side... (11:48pm)
GOD!: Waco (11:48pm)
GOD!: That's America (11:48pm)
GOD!: Australia was the riff raff from England you twats. (11:49pm)
GOD!: But then...so was America. (11:50pm)
Satan: Radiovalencia.fm is stupid. (11:50pm)
GOD!: Communion is good. (11:50pm)
GOD!: Oh God,not this song again. (11:52pm)
Satan: Sign on Sign on Sign on (11:52pm)
GOD!: Socialism is where it's at. (11:52pm)
GOD!: Christianity is pretty stupid,I have to admit. (11:53pm)
GOD!: Is this show succesful? (11:54pm)
GOD!: I like 3 people... (11:54pm)
Satan: I like third episode (11:54pm)
GOD!: This song is wrong (11:54pm)
GOD!: Hey Satan,want to grab a burger after the show?My treat. (11:55pm)
Satan: See you at Devil Burgers! (11:56pm)
GOD!: Nice! (11:56pm)
GOD!: Eternity Leave? (11:56pm)
UnbORN FIASCO JR: Wat cind of wurld am i being bjorn into?! (11:57pm)
GOD!: Pretty crappy one. (11:57pm)
froggy: isn't dr fiasco going to broadcast the birth of the unborn child of dr fiasco? (11:58pm)
UnbORN FIASCO JR: that s ME!!! (11:58pm)
GOD!: 8 (11:58pm)
froggy: so is he? (11:59pm)
fagggy: is what? (11:59pm)
froggy: broadcast your birth (12:00am)
GOD!: What a horrible premise for a show it was too. (12:00am)
UnbiornfYiasco Jr: it means me (12:00am)
GOD!: I may have to institute a demerit system. (12:01am)
froggy: yea where are you (12:01am)
faggy: will coume right over (12:01am)
froggy: im at the internet room (12:01am)
Bye....: ................................ (12:02am)

Business. It's how money is made, even though your parents told you that money is made when the Chief Jerk of Halliburton and the VP of Bullshit of Goldman Sachs like each other so much they have a "special hug" and out comes a Collateralized Debt Obligation. Nonsense. In the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, Lackadaisical Karen Carpenter, Inept Bob Marc and Ne'er-do-well Dr. Fiasco are all business as they analyze the quarterly earnings of their FAVORITE FICTITIOUS COMPANIES, including:


Me Love You Long Time Assisted Senior Living

Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence Catholic School and Day Care

Victory at Sea Clam Chowder Hut

Nobody Fucks With The Jesus Church of Latter Day Saints

Mulch World

Dubya's Bowling Shoe Rentals

Bob Mould University

100% Unironic, Grammatically Correct and Fastidiously Spelled Japanese T-Shirts

Jihad A-Go-Go Bar & Grill

Teeth Must Be Brushed in Counterclockwise Motion Before Cunnilingus Swiss Sex Club & Dungeon of Pleasure

Frankenstein Jones' Discount Exotic Dancers Bureau

El Cabrón Stereo Deals

Corleone Law Partners

Curious George Institute of Technology

Doghouse McGee Fine Art

Phantomas Chiropractor

Earth Bliss Pork Products

40 Acres and a Mule Adventure Tours


AND MUCH MORE!

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Crying all the way to the bank.


Chatroom History
April 25, 2012 10:00pm - 1:30am

Curmudge: MONEY! (10:06pm)
Curmudge: Art Carney? (10:12pm)
mother of vj pussycat: hey y'all (10:14pm)
Father of All Waters: It's all Ill, Eagle. (10:15pm)
France: You make us all ashamed, Pierre Goldy (10:18pm)
Dr. Penny: Now that American Idol is over for the night, I can listen to Nose Hair Lint Gland! (10:19pm)
Dr. Penny: One would think that in our wonderful world of modern technology, that there would be no buzz. (10:20pm)
mother of vj pussycat: why is our picture upside down? (10:22pm)
The World: Why are we upside down? (10:23pm)
Yes NHLG Is dirty: vj pussycat (10:23pm)
Dr. Penny: They may be pink, but their money is green. (10:23pm)
The World: This Show IS buzzkill... (10:23pm)
vj pussycat: That's my mother! (10:24pm)
The World: cares. (10:24pm)
mother of vj pussycat: yea that was me with vj pussycat upsidedown (10:25pm)
mother of vj pussycat: we love you long time (10:25pm)
The World: No shit, GI tract. (10:25pm)
Mother of the Martian: Turn my son up. (10:26pm)
Curmudge: Dead (10:26pm)
Curmudge: My boss has Aerosmith tattood on his ass (10:27pm)
Curmudge: HoloPac (10:27pm)
Mother of the Martian: RIMPAC 201`2 (10:28pm)
Father of All Martiens: Turn The Martian Up. (10:28pm)
Sting: Play some my music! (10:29pm)
Paul Revere and The Raiders: Us, Too! (10:29pm)
Curmudge: Shut up Sting,You are nothing without the Police (10:31pm)
vj pussycat: So true! (10:31pm)
Karen Carpenter: Play my music, also!!!! (10:31pm)
vj pussycat: superstar (10:32pm)
DEB: You stole our name!!!!! (10:32pm)
Dr. Penny: Dr. Hal wants us all to read his articles and click on the ads. (10:32pm)
Great Leader: Point away, puny 'mercans!! (10:32pm)
Great Leader: Dr Hal sells out... (10:33pm)
The Who: and he's covered in beans on the cover! (10:33pm)
Ordinary Little Martian: Turn up Cadet Martian! (10:35pm)
Ordinary Little Martian: forwarns that there will be 90 more mins of this.... (10:35pm)
Dr. Penny: Ahhhhhhh Bob Mark. (10:35pm)
Heroin: You give drugs a rad name. (10:36pm)
Dr. Penny: We love you too Bob Mark!!!! (10:38pm)
Mars: They love me! (10:40pm)
Curmudge: Demerit (10:40pm)
Curmudge: They dressed children in dog costumes to raise money (10:40pm)
vj pussycat: Hey mrs dr. fiasco! are you out there? (10:40pm)
Mars: It was fun. (10:41pm)
Mars: This from a guy who never sees movies (10:42pm)
vj pussycat: Some guy on coast to coast am liked it (10:42pm)
Mars: And the princess is hot. (10:42pm)
Mars: And the natives are standard. (10:42pm)
Dr. Penny: Did the glasses have a buzz? (10:43pm)
vj pussycat: I think it was Richard Hoagland (10:43pm)
Mars: And the short easrth sequence is cool (i.e., jobs for Navahos). (10:43pm)
State Of Arizona: We not like it (10:44pm)
John Kitch Carter: It tanked badly, but was not THAT bad. (10:44pm)
John Kitch Carter: I met Bob MArks parents on Mars (10:45pm)
John Kitch Carter: was not. (10:45pm)
John Kitch Carter: no one was there. (10:46pm)
John Kitch Carter: no one cares... (10:46pm)
vj pussycat: So mom, what do you think of NHLG? (10:46pm)
Mars: You humans still here? (10:46pm)
Mars: IT WAS GREATTTTT!!!!!! (10:46pm)
mother of vj pussycat: i'd like to hear more from dr. fiasco (10:47pm)
Mars: That was Oswald. (10:47pm)
Mars: A popcorn smuggler?! (10:47pm)
mother of vj pussycat: i like his accent (10:47pm)
vj pussycat: Yes, it is charming (10:48pm)
mother of vj pussycat: screw john carter (10:48pm)
No, is it good?: ....see? (10:48pm)
John Carter: The Martian Princess did. (10:48pm)
mother of vj pussycat: my middle name is of (10:49pm)
is of: ....... (10:49pm)
Juan Rapido: he's just jello... (10:49pm)
Dr. Penny: so sexy it hurts, the demerits piling up upon him. (10:50pm)
RadioValencia Military Academy: You all are stuck, and will be walking Beat all weekend. (10:50pm)
Dr. Penny: Sounds like a brazilian astronaut. (10:51pm)
mother of vj pussycat: i'm going to sleep, but i enjoyed tuning in. (10:52pm)
mother of vj pussycat: i'll listen again next week from my new home on s padre island. (10:53pm)
vj pussycat: Ok goodnight mom (10:53pm)
vj pussycat: See you in the morning (10:54pm)
mother of vj pussycat: good night and dont stay up all night (10:54pm)
vj pussycat: Ok I'll try (10:55pm)
vj pussycat: Not to (10:55pm)
Have a lie down....: ok? (10:55pm)
Curmudge: Preschool Funeral arrangements (10:58pm)
vj pussycat: I thought Jesus was a Capricorn (11:02pm)
vj pussycat: Hey record store dude (11:03pm)
vj pussycat: Sorry I never made it over there (11:04pm)
Dr. Penny: peeking in on Bob Mark (11:04pm)
Dr. Penny: :D (11:04pm)
Curmudge: Hey (11:05pm)
Curmudge: Va Jay Jay (11:06pm)
vj pussycat: How was record store day (11:06pm)
Curmudge: Hectic...worked 22 hours in the space of about 30 (11:06pm)
Curmudge: http://tittykazoo.com/ekxb (11:07pm)
vj pussycat: Wow good turnout? (11:07pm)
johnny droptable: yo (11:08pm)
Curmudge: Yeah...look at those pics (11:08pm)
vj pussycat: Where? (11:08pm)
Curmudge: http://tittykazoo.com/rxaf (11:09pm)
dead air...: noooo (11:10pm)
vj pussycat: Aw that looks like it was fun (11:11pm)
Curmudge: It had its moments (11:11pm)
vj pussycat: I'm sure (11:12pm)
anything by scrapping foetus off the wheel: wtf (11:12pm)
vj pussycat: Those pix are great (11:13pm)
Those Pics: Thanx... (11:14pm)
Aborted abortion: Mom?Is that you? (11:14pm)
Host Women's Association: Good. (11:14pm)
Aborted abortion: Cankle (11:14pm)
Control Top: I Love This Show. (11:15pm)
howard stern: that's weak (11:15pm)
Control Top: Howerd stren (11:15pm)
Howard Stern: Stop it. (11:15pm)
Robin: I need a cock! (11:15pm)
Howard Stern: We have plenty on my show! (11:16pm)
Robin: Sirius? (11:16pm)
Robin: Shit is dirty? (11:16pm)
vj pussycat: Dallas hipsters are so cute (11:17pm)
Marshall Applewhite: Join me on a level above God. (11:17pm)
Cake: OK. (11:17pm)
Marshall Applewhite: Just Do It (11:17pm)
Cake: Hey, and by the way, what happened with "The Two"? (11:18pm)
Pie: I kick your ass Cake! (11:18pm)
Hot Dog: HEY! C'mon down the Meat Stand for treats!!!!! (11:20pm)
Marisa Tomei: Buy my excercise DVD (11:20pm)
Hot Dog: Been that ate this. (11:20pm)
Dick Doodley: Takes a licking (11:21pm)
Dick Doodley: Nerf (11:21pm)
disaster radio network: hello (11:22pm)
D.Merit: I feel so used (11:22pm)
Kates Personal Life: I ain't so great. (11:23pm)
vj pussycat: Hey record store dude are you the photographer? (11:23pm)
Hot Dog: Slather on the mustard! Heavy on the 'TARD! (11:23pm)
Hot Dog: ADH Show (11:23pm)
RSD: NO,I would not waste film or digital space on hipsters (11:23pm)
vj pussycat: The photographer and my mother have five mutual friends on fb (11:24pm)
RSD: Ha ha...weird (11:24pm)
vj pussycat: I know (11:25pm)
RSD: I do not know who took those pics,I am not in any of them. (11:25pm)
vj pussycat: Ah I was wondering about that (11:25pm)
RSD: You need to start a surrogate High School Reunion service (11:26pm)
RSD: I miss that too (11:26pm)
geekfreak: the royal and ancient (11:27pm)
RSD: She just goes there to brush her teeth (11:27pm)
Dr. Fiasco: where? where? (11:27pm)
RSD: Timeline (11:28pm)
vj pussycat: So RSD, your store is only like a mile from my dad's house but we had too much going on to go by there (11:28pm)
RSD: LIES! (11:28pm)
RSD: It is ok ...VJ...next time (11:28pm)
vj pussycat: But I'll be back to visit later this year and will definitely make it next time (11:28pm)
Curmudge: OKIE dokie (11:29pm)
LIES: i'm not on here, dammit! (11:29pm)
vj pussycat: Promise. No lies (11:29pm)
Curmudge: Do you spill drinks on the equipment yet? (11:30pm)
vj pussycat: :) (11:30pm)
Curmudge: Have you puked on the carpet yet? (11:30pm)
Curmudge: Have you turned off the main feed yet? (11:30pm)
Curmudge: Rusty Trombone...I went to high school with him. (11:31pm)
vj pussycat: Idk about a rusty trombone but I think I saw a dirty Sanchez on cl (11:31pm)
Curmudge: Reverse Cowgirl lives in Dallas (11:31pm)
LIES: Did you shoot the president in Dallas yet? (11:33pm)
vj pussycat: I drove by the grassy knoll last night (11:33pm)
vj pussycat: Going to the gentrified oak cliff for dinner (11:34pm)
vj pussycat: There's a chocolate store called dude, sweet chocolate and I got to meet the master fudgepacker (11:36pm)
Curmudge: In...Out...yer done (11:36pm)
Curmudge: Sting can have sex for days at a time (11:36pm)
LIES: Thjre's James Cameron!!! (11:37pm)
Sting: I just did the RadioValencia.fm!!!!! (11:38pm)
Curmudge: LIES (11:38pm)
vj pussycat: Sting sux ass (11:38pm)
Oswald: I'm burie near you! (11:39pm)
vj pussycat: Only one of me (11:39pm)
doug: so am i (11:39pm)
vj pussycat: My mom went to sleep (11:39pm)
Doug Wellman: I'm asleep. (11:39pm)
vj pussycat: Resting up for puzzling evidence? (11:39pm)
Pez Ling Advances: Wake up bastard. (11:39pm)
Doug Wellman: This show is dream, sinking... (11:40pm)
Doug Wellman: sinking........... (11:40pm)
vj pussycat: Isn't Christopher cross from Dallas? (11:41pm)
Karen Carpenter: I am home. Asleep. (11:41pm)
vj pussycat: More yoko! (11:41pm)
Christopher Cross: Yes,I learned to sail in Dallas (11:41pm)
vj pussycat: White rock lake (11:41pm)
Bobmarc: this is confusing me (11:42pm)
Rolled: You have been Ricked (11:42pm)
Ivan Stang: Why, me too! (11:42pm)
geekfreak: shatnered (11:42pm)
vj pussycat: Rev! (11:42pm)
Bowie: Ziggy (11:42pm)
Ian Stang: Ha ha it said porn (11:43pm)
Bowie: Babysitter Porn (11:43pm)
The Babysitter: Cradle will rock (11:43pm)
The Babysitter: Naked? (11:43pm)
vj pussycat: Last penguin in Paris (11:44pm)
vj pussycat: Get the butter (11:44pm)
Finally: .....the teeth. (11:44pm)
The Babysitter: wrapped in bacon and smeared in butter (11:44pm)
Finally: not wrapped in plastic,\. (11:44pm)
Plaque: Oh great! (11:44pm)
geekfreak: That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is (11:44pm)
Witches of Eastwick: So? (11:45pm)
Cher: Do you believe in plastic surgery? (11:45pm)
vj pussycat: My mom is missing all this! I'll play her the podcast I guess (11:45pm)
Witches of Eastwick: It's better that way. (11:46pm)
Cher: I miss Sonny (11:46pm)
Cher: Bono (11:46pm)
Witches of Eastwick: I miss the StoryTellers. (11:46pm)
vj pussycat: It's ok. He can't ski (11:46pm)
Cher: and by big dyke son (11:46pm)
Cher: my (11:46pm)
Witches of Eastwick: me (11:46pm)
vj pussycat: He is scary (11:46pm)
vj pussycat: It is scary (11:47pm)
IT: it is. (11:47pm)
geekfreak: ctrl-shift-n (11:47pm)
Chat History: Clear me...quick! (11:47pm)
IT: Done. (11:47pm)
vj pussycat: It was so cute when it was a little girl (11:47pm)
IT: That what IT is for. (11:47pm)
geekfreak: chronsynclastic infundibulum (11:48pm)
Phone: Use me,415-875-9051 (11:48pm)
vj pussycat: I would call but then I can't listen (11:48pm)
Curmudge: My calls are meandering and pointless (11:49pm)
vj pussycat: So do it anyway (11:49pm)
vj pussycat: Only 10 minutes left (11:50pm)
Curmudge: LSDCIAABCFBICBSNRA (11:50pm)
vj pussycat: Then it's those storiezzzzzx (11:50pm)
Curmudge: That is a good mistake to make (11:50pm)
vj pussycat: DDOSES! (11:50pm)
IT: I wanna some! (11:50pm)
vj pussycat: No it you're too creepy (11:51pm)
Curmudge: What the hell is going on in the CIA?Are they a bunch of idiots? (11:51pm)
vj pussycat: JELLO (11:51pm)
Bobmarc: I'm not creepy untill the third date (11:52pm)
Curmudge: They need to get DMT off the street,that stuff is rampant (11:52pm)
geekfreak: culinary institute of america is a proud school (11:52pm)
Curmudge: Trip... (11:52pm)
Curmudge: It makes money (11:52pm)
Curmudge: and is good business (11:53pm)
vj pussycat: I like to do dmt while driving (11:53pm)
Curmudge: DMT helps SAT scores (11:53pm)
vj pussycat: I bet (11:53pm)
vj pussycat: Wish I had it when I took my sat (11:54pm)
Curmudge: Yeah...I will be an unwilling participant in your LSD tests. (11:54pm)
Curmudge: They played Paper Scissor Rock to decide (11:55pm)
vj pussycat: Huell (11:55pm)
Another Radio Guy: Yes, there is much about Col. White........ (11:56pm)
Curmudge: You guys are spending this time looking longingly into each others eyes...we know. (11:56pm)
vj pussycat: Omg (11:56pm)
Curmudge: 3 minutes (11:57pm)
Huell howser: OMG (11:57pm)
Huell howser: IM ON THE RADIO (11:58pm)
vj pussycat: Are you high huell? (11:58pm)
Another Radio Guy: MK Ulta, MK Delta, ops in SF involving Margo St James unwittingly bringong the john to Col. White to dose... (11:58pm)
vj pussycat: Zzzzzzzz (11:59pm)
The Story: Tell me! (11:59pm)
vj pussycat: Me luv u long time (11:59pm)
Curmudge: Metal Circus (11:59pm)
Curmudge: One louder (12:00am)
The BEETLES: Bonging the Jonner! (12:00am)
The BEETLES: go away, please (12:00am)
The BEETLES: Thank you. (12:01am)
vj pussycat: By NHLG (12:01am)
vj pussycat: Bye (12:01am)
Curmudge: Buh Bye (12:01am)
vj pussycat: Buh (12:01am)
Curmudge: See you in about 24 hours (12:01am)
vj pussycat: Bye (12:01am)
vj pussycat: Shit I'll try to remember that what time in Texas? (12:02am)
Curmudge: 2 am (12:02am)
Curmudge: 24 hours from now (12:02am)
vj pussycat: I'll probably be just getting into Austin then (12:03am)
Curmudge: You just drive back and forth from Dallas to Austin? (12:03am)
vj pussycat: Yep tomorrow night (12:03am)
vj pussycat: No not really (12:04am)
Curmudge: Well...if you tune in..se ya then...I need to sleep now. (12:04am)
vj pussycat: My mom is moving from Dallas to padre so we will stay with my bro for two days in austin on the way (12:04am)
Curmudge: Aha (12:05am)
vj pussycat: Ok nighty night RSD (12:05am)